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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
comical useless alpha
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Vigorous spot preventive strike
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
comical useless alpha
  07/26/25
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Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop
  07/26/25
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histrionic fighting theater stage
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
impertinent trip university
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
comical useless alpha
  07/26/25
At a bar
sooty jet-lagged stage
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Floppy Hyperventilating Library
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propecia mathematica
  03/10/26
Not hygienic
Vibrant honey-headed resort
  07/26/25
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Vigorous spot preventive strike
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
bisexual bearded box office nibblets
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
comical useless alpha
  07/26/25
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Vigorous spot preventive strike
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
bisexual bearded box office nibblets
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop
  07/26/25
I know what to say
concupiscible sexy native
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
comical useless alpha
  07/27/25
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Cracking national
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
green chapel hominid
  07/26/25
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Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
deep provocative trust fund patrolman
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splenetic brilliant indirect expression
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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abnormal crackhouse tattoo
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
offensive burgundy location psychic
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
splenetic brilliant indirect expression
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
comical useless alpha
  07/26/25
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Vigorous spot preventive strike
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slate principal's office
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Vigorous spot preventive strike
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Black lay
  07/26/25
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Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
curious chestnut brunch personal credit line
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Beady-eyed sanctuary
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: comical useless alpha

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Vigorous spot preventive strike

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: comical useless alpha

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: histrionic fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: impertinent trip university

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: comical useless alpha

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: sooty jet-lagged stage

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Carnelian incel parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Startled Irradiated Plaza Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Twinkling Laser Beams Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Big indigo state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Gold dashing mood cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: silver office clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: comical useless alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: abnormal crackhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: splenetic brilliant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Khaki lascivious hospital idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: titillating menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: lavender corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Floppy Hyperventilating Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Vibrant honey-headed resort

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Vigorous spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: bisexual bearded box office nibblets

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: comical useless alpha

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Vigorous spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: bisexual bearded box office nibblets

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: concupiscible sexy native

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: comical useless alpha

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Cracking national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: green chapel hominid

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: deep provocative trust fund patrolman

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: splenetic brilliant indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: marvelous cordovan elastic band gunner

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: abnormal crackhouse tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: offensive burgundy location psychic

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic brilliant indirect expression

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: comical useless alpha

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: slate principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Vigorous spot preventive strike

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Black lay

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Slap-happy lemon community account dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: curious chestnut brunch personal credit line

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed sanctuary

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: tan arousing space toilet seat

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)