Close your buns, and come inside

My belly’s growling, it can’t hide

I’ve waited all day, my mouth is wet

For this masterpiece you can bet

I’ll make love to you

Like you want me to

And I’ll hold you tight

Baby all through the night

I’ll make love to you

When you want me to

And I will not stop

Till the mayo starts to drop

You, you’re my everything

Two kinds of cheese and onion ring

Your bacon’s crispy, your lettuce is cool

I’m ‘bout to go full-on beast mode, fool

I’ll make love to you

Till my shirt pops a few

And I’ll lick the sauce

Right off every inch of you

Ooooh… I’ll make love to you

With my face in your groove

I’ll take it real slow

Then I’ll deep-throat the whole

Pour all your juices on me

Thousand Island, baby set me free

Touch my face, let the pickles slide

I’m ready to take this sandwich for a ride

And I will love you

Till the bread gets too gooey

And when we’re all done

I’ll still lick the crumbs, honey

I’ll make love to you

Till my soul says “adieu”

And tomorrow at lunch

I’ll do it all again with you

(very dramatic spoken whisper at the end)

Girl… I mean… sandwich…

You complete me.

Now let me unhinge my jaw one more time…

Bon appétit, big boy. 🥪😩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823127&forum_id=2#49595818)