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Proper etiquette: picking up girl in helicopter [174]

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. ...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
sorry asian women arne't prestigious. you clearly can't scor...
Bearded Overrated Faggot Firefighter Dilemma
  02/18/07
I found this slightly amusing.
passionate office skinny woman
  02/18/07
The spelling errors really detracted from it.
Hairless Set Coldplay Fan
  02/18/07
I dont thing so.
passionate office skinny woman
  02/18/07
I could use another secretary...what's your cup size?
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
200qq.
Hairless Set Coldplay Fan
  02/18/07
agreed. see below.
razzle-dazzle resort
  02/18/07
You sound like you're clean and articulate.
Swashbuckling hissy fit
  02/18/07
On the plus side, you could utilize the enormous helicopter ...
chocolate fantasy-prone center voyeur
  02/18/07
or on the back of his lady friend's neck
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
it's "monkees"
bearded sound barrier
  02/18/07
it's monk*eys*
Laughsome drab twinkling uncleanness
  02/18/07
Isn't it better to keep things understated on the first date...
mint principal's office
  02/18/07
It's only a helicopter. It's not like I'm picking her up in ...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
I'm really impressed by your recent work on the whole, but t...
stirring twinkling bawdyhouse
  02/18/07
omg killself
White juggernaut
  03/07/07
"champaign" [...] "monkies" w...
razzle-dazzle resort
  02/18/07
link for the ytmnd?
Bearded Overrated Faggot Firefighter Dilemma
  02/18/07
http://xo7.ytmnd.com/ EDIT: pretty hilarious, actually....
razzle-dazzle resort
  02/18/07
At first I was underwhelmed by xo7, because there was no sou...
stirring twinkling bawdyhouse
  02/18/07
TY. The thing with spelling errors is this: I have people...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
his spelling errors are prestigouis
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
Don't forget the grammar fuck-ups: Olive Garden-dining, S...
pearl titillating market pisswyrm
  02/18/07
Let's not forget the grammar mistakes! This is, after all, a...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
stop trying so hard you poor asian faggot
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
Asians dont have shrubbery growing from their necks.
chocolate fantasy-prone center voyeur
  02/18/07
so 174 is persian?
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
You aren't even in law school, and probably have a net worth...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
microwaved pizza isn't that bad
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
You're a fucking poor.
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
because i eat pizza? wtf? is this guy serious?
supple arrogant space jewess
  02/18/07
Yes. Completely.
anal spectacular multi-billionaire friendly grandma
  02/18/07
what is the most prestigious type of underwear?
doobsian motley laser beams wrinkle
  02/18/07
Magical Mormon underwear.
pearl titillating market pisswyrm
  02/18/07
how much $$$ does it cost to pull that off?
Bateful point background story
  02/18/07
I'd say it takes BIGWELLSFARGOIBANKING money.
Hairless Set Coldplay Fan
  02/18/07
sweet
Bateful point background story
  02/18/07
awesome idea, bro. i would recommend that you rock a brand n...
Nudist haunting quadroon
  02/18/07
This is great advice- I'm glad you showed up, because the po...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
" I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to...
Nudist haunting quadroon
  02/18/07
All fair points, but I would never entrust my collar to a Ha...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
That's only true of the more recent graduates. I've met man...
mint principal's office
  02/18/07
Sure, but how can an 80 year old man be expected to pop my c...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
Lacoste? And you call yourself prestigious? lol
insecure puce public bath dragon
  02/18/07
Clearly, you are a striver.
insecure puce public bath dragon
  02/18/07
Have you never heard of shtick? You people are so fucking st...
Exciting Sexy Athletic Conference
  02/18/07
Problem is that is shtick is not very good.
insecure puce public bath dragon
  02/18/07
yeah good point. although, if the restaurant was truly elite...
Nudist haunting quadroon
  02/18/07
Fair point. Any suggestions on the most prestigious helipads...
Effete internet-worthy hell
  02/18/07
Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM Author: 174 (Destroyer of...
Olive Flickering Stead
  02/18/07
I think the whole idea of plagarizing is to make the reader ...
pearly tantric patrolman
  02/18/07
You lifted this Totally from Paul Fussell's Class
Charcoal home
  03/07/07
Link? Post the passage.
Aquamarine bonkers stage
  03/07/07


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Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. The next coke-addicted Asian girl I take to Bastide will be picked up in a helicopter. That's right you Olive Garden-dining, Subaru drivers: I will arrive at the restaurant in a fucking helicopter.

Private jets have become child's play, because you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you. Helicopters represent a whole new era of prestige, one that even I have not looked into as thoroughly as you fuckers scour the buffet line for a stray king crab leg. Apparently I need to locate a helipad near the restaurant. I assume my loyal man-servant, Alfred, will be able to achieve this promptly.

The more difficult question, and the one I request you assistance in addressing, involves how to dress. Typically, I Rock the Croc- one lime green, one pink, collars up. Way up. But if I'm arriving in a fucking helicopter, I may need some extreme gear. Like a polo with a retractible collar that folds down automatically so that the spinning blades on the helicopter won't cause the collar to flap against my face. I considered going with a suit (Brioni, obviously), but felt that this is too similar to how you loser-strivers look on the first day of law school (because you've always been around proles and will wear your "Sunday best," as you call it, to any non-Burger King-related event).

So my question is this: do any of you have experience with picking up girls in helicopters? I'd ask my Father but he would ridicule me for not knowing this already. He already things biglaw attorneys are monkies.

Prestigiously yours,

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626198)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Bearded Overrated Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

sorry asian women arne't prestigious. you clearly can't score white women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626209)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: passionate office skinny woman

I found this slightly amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626210)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Hairless Set Coldplay Fan

The spelling errors really detracted from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626218)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: passionate office skinny woman

I dont thing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626221)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

I could use another secretary...what's your cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626234)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Hairless Set Coldplay Fan

200qq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626239)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort

agreed. see below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626252)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit

You sound like you're clean and articulate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626214)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: chocolate fantasy-prone center voyeur

On the plus side, you could utilize the enormous helicopter blades to trim down the tremendous growth of hair on the back of your neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626228)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:30 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

or on the back of his lady friend's neck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626245)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: bearded sound barrier

it's "monkees"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626271)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Laughsome drab twinkling uncleanness

it's monk*eys*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626280)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: mint principal's office

Isn't it better to keep things understated on the first date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626281)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

It's only a helicopter. It's not like I'm picking her up in a spaceship or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626311)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: stirring twinkling bawdyhouse

I'm really impressed by your recent work on the whole, but this comment struck me a bit negatively: "you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you." Surely you know always to be gracious to those who serve you. Your enemies' help-- excluding their seconds, who must be honored; this you should know in case you've taken up the thrilling hobby of dueling-- you may call poors poors, but not your own.

My advice would be:

1. Name your helicopter "MODELS 'N' BOTTLES", a title which should be featured prominently in bold black letters, both sides.

2. Look for analyst-level investment bankers who are at bars with their douchebag male co-workers. Most of the men will be middle-class striver-fucks who have only been "ballers" for a few months. (The women will be too, but you're not thinking marriage.) Point out obvious flaws in the male bankers' pedigree and dress. If any are wearing casual, pop their collars for them.

3. Wear a beanie upon approach. You'll be seen, at first, as a dork, but if you say "I have one of these" while spinning the rotator, the smart women will get the hint and come to you. The stupid ones will think you mean a garbage disposal rather than a helicopter, and flock to you as well for a slightly different reason.

4. If you happen to find suitable marriage material, have your advisor (or your father's, if you haven't your own yet) find out if she's on the Register and look into her history. After this, proceed with the marriage negotiations. Obviously, you should allow your advisor to negotiate the dowry; if you get involved, it'll seem crass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7628028)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: White juggernaut

omg killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721915)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort

"champaign"

[...]

"monkies"

wow...two very unpreftigious spelling errors.

I did, however, get a great chuckle out of your latest YTMND, particularly your commentary that you "pop [your]collar like Count Chocula, bitchez!"

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626250)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: Bearded Overrated Faggot Firefighter Dilemma

link for the ytmnd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626255)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle resort

http://xo7.ytmnd.com/

EDIT: pretty hilarious, actually. i'm no 174 troll, but the OK Computer-like voiceover makes me laugh heartily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626272)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: stirring twinkling bawdyhouse

At first I was underwhelmed by xo7, because there was no sound and I thought the ytmnds were slipping, but then I realized that my computer's sound was off, and my rating jumped from a 169 to a 179. I want to hear more of these TTS (text-to-speech) announcements. TTS is prestigious. It is an antonym of the infamous three-letter acronym that is, alphabetically speaking, very close to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7628059)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

TY.

The thing with spelling errors is this: I have people who spell things correctly so that I don't have to. My time is worth several hundred dollars per hour (which is low, actually, but that's what the firm has decided it can charge people). I am, therefore, much too elite and expensive to be bothered with spellcheck, especially as many TTT proles (like black keys) could do it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626263)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

his spelling errors are prestigouis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626264)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: pearl titillating market pisswyrm

Don't forget the grammar fuck-ups:

Olive Garden-dining, Subaru -> Olive Garden-dining Subaru

Father -> father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626283)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

Let's not forget the grammar mistakes! This is, after all, an internet message board.

and father was capitalized on purpose, because I want to pay homage to the elite individual who will subsidize me well into my 40's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626287)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

stop trying so hard you poor asian faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626299)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: chocolate fantasy-prone center voyeur

Asians dont have shrubbery growing from their necks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626309)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

so 174 is persian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626362)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

You aren't even in law school, and probably have a net worth less than the value of my watch. Hahaha, go eat some microwaved pizza you impoverished dullard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626319)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

microwaved pizza isn't that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626368)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

You're a fucking poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626392)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: supple arrogant space jewess

because i eat pizza? wtf? is this guy serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626569)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:42 PM
Author: anal spectacular multi-billionaire friendly grandma

Yes. Completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627368)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: doobsian motley laser beams wrinkle

what is the most prestigious type of underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626294)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:20 PM
Author: pearl titillating market pisswyrm

Magical Mormon underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627934)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful point background story

how much $$$ does it cost to pull that off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626296)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Hairless Set Coldplay Fan

I'd say it takes BIGWELLSFARGOIBANKING money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626302)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Bateful point background story

sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626480)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Nudist haunting quadroon

awesome idea, bro. i would recommend that you rock a brand new polo (i always do anyway... in fact, i usually buy three and throw two of them away). If it is a crisp, new collar, its integrity should be able to withstand the wind from the helicopter... alternatively, you could just lower the collar (these are, after all, extreme circumstances) and upon arrival to the restaurant, have your date pop your collar for you. This may be beneficial in other ways, as forcing a chick to pop your collar is an excellent way of asserting dominance. hth, good luck bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626364)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

This is great advice- I'm glad you showed up, because the poors were ruining this thread. Notice all the secretaries who post here- no spelling error is left undisturbed.

Anyway, good advice- but I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to have people come around to the table and pop the collars for you.*

*Note to daft secretaries: I typed "collars" on purpose. It was no typo. It is plural because the truly elite are NEVER caught outside wearing less than two polos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626387)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:00 PM
Author: Nudist haunting quadroon

" I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to have people come around to the table and pop the collars for you."

ahhh yes, i encountered this when i was at an extremely elite restaurant (i was slumming it, my date was a dumb new money poor, hardly worth taking to the really elite places i frequent with my fiancee).. while the complimentary collar popping service is intriguing, I'm not sure I trust some useless poor waiter with my polo that cost what he makes in a week. perhaps if the collar-popper was a HYP grad, i'd allow him to handle my collar (after seeing his degree, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626446)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

All fair points, but I would never entrust my collar to a Harvard College graduate. Professional or graduate school is different, of course, but Harvard men frequently have the boorish manners of striver-poors who studied too hard for the SAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626476)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: mint principal's office

That's only true of the more recent graduates. I've met many good Harvard men who graduated back in the '50s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626508)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

Sure, but how can an 80 year old man be expected to pop my collar? He won't be able to lift up the fine mesh shelf of a new Lacoste without calling in a forklift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626591)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: insecure puce public bath dragon

Lacoste? And you call yourself prestigious? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627350)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: insecure puce public bath dragon

Clearly, you are a striver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627404)





Date: February 18th, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: Exciting Sexy Athletic Conference

Have you never heard of shtick? You people are so fucking stupid. 174 is a fictional character, and pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627510)





Date: February 18th, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: insecure puce public bath dragon

Problem is that is shtick is not very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627631)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Nudist haunting quadroon

yeah good point. although, if the restaurant was truly elite, when hiring collar-poppers, the interview would include questions concerning real estate in the french riviera, equestrian clubs, elite boarding schools, and yachting competitions.... this should rule out any harvard college strivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626554)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Effete internet-worthy hell

Fair point. Any suggestions on the most prestigious helipads in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626597)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Olive Flickering Stead

Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM

Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. The next coke-addicted Asian girl I take to Bastide will be picked up in a helicopter. That's right you Olive Garden-dining, Subaru drivers: I will arrive at the restaurant in a fucking helicopter.

Private jets have become child's play, because you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you. Helicopters represent a whole new era of prestige, one that even I have not looked into as thoroughly as you fuckers scour the buffet line for a stray king crab leg. Apparently I need to locate a helipad near the restaurant. I assume my loyal man-servant, Alfred, will be able to achieve this promptly.

The more difficult question, and the one I request you assistance in addressing, involves how to dress. Typically, I Rock the Croc- one lime green, one pink, collars up. Way up. But if I'm arriving in a fucking helicopter, I may need some extreme gear. Like a polo with a retractible collar that folds down automatically so that the spinning blades on the helicopter won't cause the collar to flap against my face. I considered going with a suit (Brioni, obviously), but felt that this is too similar to how you loser-strivers look on the first day of law school (because you've always been around proles and will wear your "Sunday best," as you call it, to any non-Burger King-related event).

So my question is this: do any of you have experience with picking up girls in helicopters? I'd ask my Father but he would ridicule me for not knowing this already. He already things biglaw attorneys are monkies.

Prestigiously yours,

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626407)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: pearly tantric patrolman

I think the whole idea of plagarizing is to make the reader think that the work is your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626453)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: Charcoal home
Subject: You lifted this Totally from Paul Fussell's Class

that is a book i recommend everyone on autoadmit read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721928)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Aquamarine bonkers stage

Link? Post the passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721936)