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Proper etiquette: picking up girl in helicopter [174]

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. ...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
sorry asian women arne't prestigious. you clearly can't scor...
pink fantasy-prone cuckoldry black woman
  02/18/07
I found this slightly amusing.
appetizing maniacal marketing idea parlour
  02/18/07
The spelling errors really detracted from it.
Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker
  02/18/07
I dont thing so.
appetizing maniacal marketing idea parlour
  02/18/07
I could use another secretary...what's your cup size?
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
200qq.
Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker
  02/18/07
agreed. see below.
Stirring heaven bbw
  02/18/07
You sound like you're clean and articulate.
poppy forum fortuitous meteor
  02/18/07
On the plus side, you could utilize the enormous helicopter ...
green aphrodisiac toilet seat crackhouse
  02/18/07
or on the back of his lady friend's neck
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
it's "monkees"
naked gold resort
  02/18/07
it's monk*eys*
floppy lime hall
  02/18/07
Isn't it better to keep things understated on the first date...
Electric turdskin
  02/18/07
It's only a helicopter. It's not like I'm picking her up in ...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
I'm really impressed by your recent work on the whole, but t...
razzmatazz abode sneaky criminal
  02/18/07
omg killself
histrionic silver striped hyena church
  03/07/07
"champaign" [...] "monkies" w...
Stirring heaven bbw
  02/18/07
link for the ytmnd?
pink fantasy-prone cuckoldry black woman
  02/18/07
http://xo7.ytmnd.com/ EDIT: pretty hilarious, actually....
Stirring heaven bbw
  02/18/07
At first I was underwhelmed by xo7, because there was no sou...
razzmatazz abode sneaky criminal
  02/18/07
TY. The thing with spelling errors is this: I have people...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
his spelling errors are prestigouis
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
Don't forget the grammar fuck-ups: Olive Garden-dining, S...
Puce abusive stead
  02/18/07
Let's not forget the grammar mistakes! This is, after all, a...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
stop trying so hard you poor asian faggot
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
Asians dont have shrubbery growing from their necks.
green aphrodisiac toilet seat crackhouse
  02/18/07
so 174 is persian?
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
You aren't even in law school, and probably have a net worth...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
microwaved pizza isn't that bad
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
You're a fucking poor.
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
because i eat pizza? wtf? is this guy serious?
sick community account degenerate
  02/18/07
Yes. Completely.
Rusted hot cumskin piazza
  02/18/07
what is the most prestigious type of underwear?
jet-lagged sandwich orchestra pit
  02/18/07
Magical Mormon underwear.
Puce abusive stead
  02/18/07
how much $$$ does it cost to pull that off?
contagious adulterous spot
  02/18/07
I'd say it takes BIGWELLSFARGOIBANKING money.
Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker
  02/18/07
sweet
contagious adulterous spot
  02/18/07
awesome idea, bro. i would recommend that you rock a brand n...
aqua sanctuary messiness
  02/18/07
This is great advice- I'm glad you showed up, because the po...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
" I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to...
aqua sanctuary messiness
  02/18/07
All fair points, but I would never entrust my collar to a Ha...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
That's only true of the more recent graduates. I've met man...
Electric turdskin
  02/18/07
Sure, but how can an 80 year old man be expected to pop my c...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
Lacoste? And you call yourself prestigious? lol
up-to-no-good public bath
  02/18/07
Clearly, you are a striver.
up-to-no-good public bath
  02/18/07
Have you never heard of shtick? You people are so fucking st...
diverse plum giraffe senate
  02/18/07
Problem is that is shtick is not very good.
up-to-no-good public bath
  02/18/07
yeah good point. although, if the restaurant was truly elite...
aqua sanctuary messiness
  02/18/07
Fair point. Any suggestions on the most prestigious helipads...
White provocative parlor
  02/18/07
Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM Author: 174 (Destroyer of...
Curious University Tank
  02/18/07
I think the whole idea of plagarizing is to make the reader ...
Mustard quadroon wrinkle
  02/18/07
You lifted this Totally from Paul Fussell's Class
concupiscible house
  03/07/07
Link? Post the passage.
titillating depressive
  03/07/07


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Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. The next coke-addicted Asian girl I take to Bastide will be picked up in a helicopter. That's right you Olive Garden-dining, Subaru drivers: I will arrive at the restaurant in a fucking helicopter.

Private jets have become child's play, because you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you. Helicopters represent a whole new era of prestige, one that even I have not looked into as thoroughly as you fuckers scour the buffet line for a stray king crab leg. Apparently I need to locate a helipad near the restaurant. I assume my loyal man-servant, Alfred, will be able to achieve this promptly.

The more difficult question, and the one I request you assistance in addressing, involves how to dress. Typically, I Rock the Croc- one lime green, one pink, collars up. Way up. But if I'm arriving in a fucking helicopter, I may need some extreme gear. Like a polo with a retractible collar that folds down automatically so that the spinning blades on the helicopter won't cause the collar to flap against my face. I considered going with a suit (Brioni, obviously), but felt that this is too similar to how you loser-strivers look on the first day of law school (because you've always been around proles and will wear your "Sunday best," as you call it, to any non-Burger King-related event).

So my question is this: do any of you have experience with picking up girls in helicopters? I'd ask my Father but he would ridicule me for not knowing this already. He already things biglaw attorneys are monkies.

Prestigiously yours,

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626198)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: pink fantasy-prone cuckoldry black woman

sorry asian women arne't prestigious. you clearly can't score white women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626209)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: appetizing maniacal marketing idea parlour

I found this slightly amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626210)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker

The spelling errors really detracted from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626218)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: appetizing maniacal marketing idea parlour

I dont thing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626221)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

I could use another secretary...what's your cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626234)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker

200qq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626239)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Stirring heaven bbw

agreed. see below.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626252)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: poppy forum fortuitous meteor

You sound like you're clean and articulate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626214)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac toilet seat crackhouse

On the plus side, you could utilize the enormous helicopter blades to trim down the tremendous growth of hair on the back of your neck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626228)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:30 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

or on the back of his lady friend's neck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626245)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: naked gold resort

it's "monkees"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626271)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: floppy lime hall

it's monk*eys*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626280)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Electric turdskin

Isn't it better to keep things understated on the first date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626281)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

It's only a helicopter. It's not like I'm picking her up in a spaceship or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626311)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode sneaky criminal

I'm really impressed by your recent work on the whole, but this comment struck me a bit negatively: "you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you." Surely you know always to be gracious to those who serve you. Your enemies' help-- excluding their seconds, who must be honored; this you should know in case you've taken up the thrilling hobby of dueling-- you may call poors poors, but not your own.

My advice would be:

1. Name your helicopter "MODELS 'N' BOTTLES", a title which should be featured prominently in bold black letters, both sides.

2. Look for analyst-level investment bankers who are at bars with their douchebag male co-workers. Most of the men will be middle-class striver-fucks who have only been "ballers" for a few months. (The women will be too, but you're not thinking marriage.) Point out obvious flaws in the male bankers' pedigree and dress. If any are wearing casual, pop their collars for them.

3. Wear a beanie upon approach. You'll be seen, at first, as a dork, but if you say "I have one of these" while spinning the rotator, the smart women will get the hint and come to you. The stupid ones will think you mean a garbage disposal rather than a helicopter, and flock to you as well for a slightly different reason.

4. If you happen to find suitable marriage material, have your advisor (or your father's, if you haven't your own yet) find out if she's on the Register and look into her history. After this, proceed with the marriage negotiations. Obviously, you should allow your advisor to negotiate the dowry; if you get involved, it'll seem crass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7628028)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: histrionic silver striped hyena church

omg killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721915)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Stirring heaven bbw

"champaign"

[...]

"monkies"

wow...two very unpreftigious spelling errors.

I did, however, get a great chuckle out of your latest YTMND, particularly your commentary that you "pop [your]collar like Count Chocula, bitchez!"

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626250)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:32 PM
Author: pink fantasy-prone cuckoldry black woman

link for the ytmnd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626255)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: Stirring heaven bbw

http://xo7.ytmnd.com/

EDIT: pretty hilarious, actually. i'm no 174 troll, but the OK Computer-like voiceover makes me laugh heartily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626272)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz abode sneaky criminal

At first I was underwhelmed by xo7, because there was no sound and I thought the ytmnds were slipping, but then I realized that my computer's sound was off, and my rating jumped from a 169 to a 179. I want to hear more of these TTS (text-to-speech) announcements. TTS is prestigious. It is an antonym of the infamous three-letter acronym that is, alphabetically speaking, very close to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7628059)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

TY.

The thing with spelling errors is this: I have people who spell things correctly so that I don't have to. My time is worth several hundred dollars per hour (which is low, actually, but that's what the firm has decided it can charge people). I am, therefore, much too elite and expensive to be bothered with spellcheck, especially as many TTT proles (like black keys) could do it for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626263)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

his spelling errors are prestigouis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626264)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Puce abusive stead

Don't forget the grammar fuck-ups:

Olive Garden-dining, Subaru -> Olive Garden-dining Subaru

Father -> father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626283)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

Let's not forget the grammar mistakes! This is, after all, an internet message board.

and father was capitalized on purpose, because I want to pay homage to the elite individual who will subsidize me well into my 40's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626287)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

stop trying so hard you poor asian faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626299)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac toilet seat crackhouse

Asians dont have shrubbery growing from their necks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626309)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

so 174 is persian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626362)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

You aren't even in law school, and probably have a net worth less than the value of my watch. Hahaha, go eat some microwaved pizza you impoverished dullard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626319)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

microwaved pizza isn't that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626368)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

You're a fucking poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626392)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: sick community account degenerate

because i eat pizza? wtf? is this guy serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626569)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:42 PM
Author: Rusted hot cumskin piazza

Yes. Completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627368)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged sandwich orchestra pit

what is the most prestigious type of underwear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626294)





Date: February 18th, 2007 11:20 PM
Author: Puce abusive stead

Magical Mormon underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627934)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: contagious adulterous spot

how much $$$ does it cost to pull that off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626296)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser saffron indian lodge candlestick maker

I'd say it takes BIGWELLSFARGOIBANKING money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626302)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: contagious adulterous spot

sweet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626480)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: aqua sanctuary messiness

awesome idea, bro. i would recommend that you rock a brand new polo (i always do anyway... in fact, i usually buy three and throw two of them away). If it is a crisp, new collar, its integrity should be able to withstand the wind from the helicopter... alternatively, you could just lower the collar (these are, after all, extreme circumstances) and upon arrival to the restaurant, have your date pop your collar for you. This may be beneficial in other ways, as forcing a chick to pop your collar is an excellent way of asserting dominance. hth, good luck bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626364)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

This is great advice- I'm glad you showed up, because the poors were ruining this thread. Notice all the secretaries who post here- no spelling error is left undisturbed.

Anyway, good advice- but I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to have people come around to the table and pop the collars for you.*

*Note to daft secretaries: I typed "collars" on purpose. It was no typo. It is plural because the truly elite are NEVER caught outside wearing less than two polos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626387)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:00 PM
Author: aqua sanctuary messiness

" I think the trend at the very elite restaurants is to have people come around to the table and pop the collars for you."

ahhh yes, i encountered this when i was at an extremely elite restaurant (i was slumming it, my date was a dumb new money poor, hardly worth taking to the really elite places i frequent with my fiancee).. while the complimentary collar popping service is intriguing, I'm not sure I trust some useless poor waiter with my polo that cost what he makes in a week. perhaps if the collar-popper was a HYP grad, i'd allow him to handle my collar (after seeing his degree, of course).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626446)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

All fair points, but I would never entrust my collar to a Harvard College graduate. Professional or graduate school is different, of course, but Harvard men frequently have the boorish manners of striver-poors who studied too hard for the SAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626476)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Electric turdskin

That's only true of the more recent graduates. I've met many good Harvard men who graduated back in the '50s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626508)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

Sure, but how can an 80 year old man be expected to pop my collar? He won't be able to lift up the fine mesh shelf of a new Lacoste without calling in a forklift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626591)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good public bath

Lacoste? And you call yourself prestigious? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627350)





Date: February 18th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: up-to-no-good public bath

Clearly, you are a striver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627404)





Date: February 18th, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: diverse plum giraffe senate

Have you never heard of shtick? You people are so fucking stupid. 174 is a fictional character, and pretty funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627510)





Date: February 18th, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: up-to-no-good public bath

Problem is that is shtick is not very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7627631)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: aqua sanctuary messiness

yeah good point. although, if the restaurant was truly elite, when hiring collar-poppers, the interview would include questions concerning real estate in the french riviera, equestrian clubs, elite boarding schools, and yachting competitions.... this should rule out any harvard college strivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626554)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: White provocative parlor

Fair point. Any suggestions on the most prestigious helipads in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626597)





Date: February 18th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Curious University Tank

Date: February 18th, 2007 6:23 PM

Author: 174 (Destroyer of lives)

This thread is to alert you of a new way I'm going to ball. The next coke-addicted Asian girl I take to Bastide will be picked up in a helicopter. That's right you Olive Garden-dining, Subaru drivers: I will arrive at the restaurant in a fucking helicopter.

Private jets have become child's play, because you get out and get in the limo, and then drink champagn while the poor drives you. Helicopters represent a whole new era of prestige, one that even I have not looked into as thoroughly as you fuckers scour the buffet line for a stray king crab leg. Apparently I need to locate a helipad near the restaurant. I assume my loyal man-servant, Alfred, will be able to achieve this promptly.

The more difficult question, and the one I request you assistance in addressing, involves how to dress. Typically, I Rock the Croc- one lime green, one pink, collars up. Way up. But if I'm arriving in a fucking helicopter, I may need some extreme gear. Like a polo with a retractible collar that folds down automatically so that the spinning blades on the helicopter won't cause the collar to flap against my face. I considered going with a suit (Brioni, obviously), but felt that this is too similar to how you loser-strivers look on the first day of law school (because you've always been around proles and will wear your "Sunday best," as you call it, to any non-Burger King-related event).

So my question is this: do any of you have experience with picking up girls in helicopters? I'd ask my Father but he would ridicule me for not knowing this already. He already things biglaw attorneys are monkies.

Prestigiously yours,

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626407)





Date: February 18th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Mustard quadroon wrinkle

I think the whole idea of plagarizing is to make the reader think that the work is your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7626453)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: concupiscible house
Subject: You lifted this Totally from Paul Fussell's Class

that is a book i recommend everyone on autoadmit read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721928)





Date: March 7th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: titillating depressive

Link? Post the passage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=582422&forum_id=2#7721936)