Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM Author: Thriller Twinkling Home
someone posted this on wallstreet oasis 3 years ago:
"Those are both nice paths. How do you rate this one? johnnycan
UPenn history BA -> nonsensical self-created liberal arts masters at UChicago for 3 years (hiding out from unemployment I guess after a tough showing at UPenn..) -> execution trading at zero-prestige Chicago sweatshop for 6 years -> 2 years of full time "extracurricular" activities trying to look well-rounded for MBA programs (fluffed up 6-month "consulting" gigs and volunteering) (around this time you ask Autoadmit or WSO if you should pretend to be gay on your MBA apps and write a story about coming out to your religious family) -> dinged everywhere, forced to attend Columbia's EMBA without employer sponsorship -> Moves on campus and joins like 7 full-timer clubs, goes as far as explicitly claiming to be a full-timer on Linkedin, and somehow goes on FT-MBA retreats as an EMBA student according to a classmate -> Big Tech (the orange one) FP&A -> swiftly PIP'd -> Finance for some chain of walk-in clinics (???) -> Unemployed for 2 years but spins it as "head of finance" for a (made up) "stealth startup" that you can't name now even though it's been like 4 years since you started there (must be top secret) -> Finance for a boring computer hardware retailer where your boss's boss is a Cal State Sacramento accounting undergrad alum who's like 8 years your junior. And you've been a legendary troll known as Brady4MVP, MBAVSMFIN, JJC, or JJC1122 on 3 or more online forums the whole time. And I think you're 43 in November - JJC-11-22.
Finance for a boring computer hardware retailer where your boss's boss is a Cal State Sacramento accounting undergrad alum who's like 8 years your junior is the most devastating thing I have read on here
Date: April 26th, 2026 7:31 AM Author: Aphrodisiac confused turdskin hall
Why are you all so hard on this idiot, is it because of some azn ethnic rivalry? Like he’s Hmong but board azns are All Tall and come from the region where they eat noodles instead of rice?
Date: April 27th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Thriller Twinkling Home
He’d literally make a post here, and reply with 4 separate alts and carry on an entire conversation with himself, then he’d post a similar thread the next day an every day for years. JJC is a legend, and one of the greatest mentally ill posters in the history of xo