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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Effete range McJesus still alive. Terrible team around him but not dead yet. The last two years I predicted the Oilers would win the Cup. So close!
Taking qs obviously.
Wild no longer Suck. Flyers to the Conference Finals ez. |
Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: Wine dashing new version the Oilers always get into these tough spots. I think Vegas or Colorado will win it |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Effete range Edmonton has a shit tier roster and that's why they always lose. They also have Jesus on their side who wills them to victory like a Greek God. Only Florida has the Answer.
If Colorado doesn't win the West it's an embarrassment given they have two of the best five players in the league and an excellent supporting cast. They have to at least make the Final to justify their existence. Vegas makes me puke. Go Utah. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM Author: Wine dashing new version Vegas has a stuck-up attitude from Eichel and Marner mostly but they have guys like Stone as well. The “Mammoth” guys will learn a lot from the more experienced knights (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855284) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Effete range Yeah the Mammoth are cooked. I just can't believe they fired Bruce Cassidy. I thought that was crazy. I have a serious case of Marchessault nostalgia. I cannot stomach the New Regime. Also their gold lamé unis make them all look like homos. You can't unsee it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855306) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Wine dashing new version still don’t entirely know why they didn’t choose Yeti. apparently that name was taken by some dipshit bottle company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855344) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Effete range Cr cheap owner didn't want to PAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855345) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: Wine dashing new version He may have had mixed vibes from locals who didn’t like Yeti. That owner seems pretty relaxed in his choice of attire wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855357) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Effete range Isn't it just a rebrand of the JAZZ uniforms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855394) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:24 PM Author: Cerise ceo Flyers all the way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855197) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Effete range They're not getting past Tampa/Montreal. I think this is the Habs year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855199) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM Author: Wine dashing new version I’m happy for the Habs regardless. If they could inject some juice into Laine they might have a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855252) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:06 PM Author: Effete range I thought Tampa was the best team in the East all year. Not the greatest Tampa team ever but they're ultra resilient. Wouldn't surprise me if they came back and won. Whoever gets out of that series is winning the East. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855295) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Wine dashing new version it’ll be the Canes or Bolts no doubt. The East is terrible, if you put the Panthers or Jackets in that bracket right now one would win out easily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855312) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:12 PM Author: Effete range If the Canes win the East I will prolapse my anus on tinychat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855316) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: Cerise ceo canada never wins the cup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855307) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:11 PM Author: Effete range They have Depth which is something that cannot be said of any recent Canadian team including the Oil Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855313) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Wine dashing new version the Canadiens have a bunch of youngsters who aren’t used to the playoffs - they need vets like Josh Anderson and Laine to deliver (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855330) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:26 PM Author: Effete range I think they have the right stuff. We're seeing them play at a high level right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855342) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:31 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse McDavid is the most overrated queer of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855359) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Effete range Uhhhhh false lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855396) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse Outscored by Evan Rodrigues in a stanley cup final lol. Choked 2 stanleys cup and an olympics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855400) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: Effete range Low IQ shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855408) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:40 PM Author: Wine dashing new version Wild > Northstars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855392) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:41 PM Author: Effete range What in the absolute fuck is going on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855398) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Wine dashing new version 1:0 at 13:37 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855427) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: Wine dashing new version just look closely at the Wild logo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855437) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Effete range They need a rebrand. I will say the current unis suck less than before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855533) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: amber impertinent plaza Cheering for the team usa guys. Want to see either wild with quinn hughes or sabres with thompson win it all. Would love to see mccrybaby fail, not to mention those fags on the avs. Eichel >>>> mccrybaby |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Effete range Quinn Hughes and Matt Boldy are legit. Definitely rooting for them.
McJesus is the truth |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse McFaggot aint getting out of the first round and then probably goes to play in Dallas or vegas or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855421) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: lake soul-stirring coldplay fan I love eichel, but mcdavid is on an entirely different level. Watching the olympics made that clear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855430) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Effete range Jack Hughes said he was shitting his pants when McDavid was bearing down on him. This is why he's very difficult to beat in 5 on 5 hockey. He needs defensemen to be the back stop. He's very hard to beat in 5 on 5.
McJesus is just such a magical player and if you can't see it you hate life and yourself. |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse So magical how he tried to play the hero and skate the length of the ice without passing in 3 on 3 OT where possession matters more than anything and turned it over and then USA scored the game winner hahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855539) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:46 PM Author: Effete range He's only wired one way, to Win the Cup. This dude had like 100 assists in a season. He sets people up all the time. Jack Hughes can't even make the playoffs dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855608) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse Hang the 100 assists in a season banner and hold the parade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855664) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Effete range My point is that he's a winning player not a puck hog. And yeah I don't think he will ever be able to do it in Edmonton. I'm a firm believer that Canadian tax and currency problems hold them back. Their system holds them back from at least one star player in free agency per roster if not two. More likely two.
No tax states absolutely dominating The Cup lately. He's got two years after this in Edmonton. I think at that point he will bail. And honestly he should not have signed that extension. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:41 PM Author: ocher turdskin Tage_Thompson and upstate NYer Alex_Tuch are going to bring it home tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856921) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: lake soul-stirring coldplay fan Dallas is such a bitchboi team with a hapa as their best player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855433) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: Effete range *Habs fans nod nervously* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49855515) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:56 PM Author: Effete range it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856146) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse Jew Hyman kicking the puck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856149) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: Effete range GOLAZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856157) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 AM Author: learning disabled crackhouse McPussy has 1 shot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856185) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Effete range gorgeous shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856197) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 AM Author: amber impertinent plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856329) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:43 AM Author: amber impertinent plaza https://x.com/statmuse/status/2050077295298195590?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856332) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:55 AM Author: Effete range Kings lost to Colorado too. Frauds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856339) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: lake soul-stirring coldplay fan The NHL playoff format with forced divisional games is terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856795) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Effete range I think it's better than before. More competitive regular season because some divisions are stacked so you have to compete way more. High likelihood of early rivalry series. First two rounds are gas. The main problem with the format is the conference finals are usually lopsided because one division sucks way more than the other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856800) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:01 PM Author: lake soul-stirring coldplay fan Hockey already has more parity and randomness than other major sports, and teams in weaker divisions already benefit from playing a softer schedule. It kind of sucks forcing a Dallas-Minnesota first round with the winner having to play Colorado, while having 4 shit teams in the other half of the bracket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856841) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Effete range cr but you get a guaranteed great matchup in the 1st round. several right now. and 2nd round is gas brah. You get 2 rounds of mostly quality matchups. Then shit tier CF. Final is good 50% of the time which is better than most other sports. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856956) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:02 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse Everything this kike bettman touches turns to shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856846) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Honey-headed Provocative Genital Piercing Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856933) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Effete range oh no he massively grew the sport! revenue and player salaries are way up and the sports is more popular than ever! what a dick! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856960) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Honey-headed Provocative Genital Piercing Volcanic Crater lol @ HAtp spazzing out itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856878) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:33 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49856907) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Laughsome Corner The Flyers suck and are gonna lose to Carolina in 4/5. Carolina or Buffalo to Stanley Cup. Probably Carolina.
Avalanche win it, no other team is close this year. |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Effete range Carolina is 100% guaranteed to lose in the CF to Montreal/Tampa
Avs should win the West if they don't it's a choke job |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Laughsome Corner They could maybe lose to Tampa, not Montreal. But MTL will probably go through then lose to Buffalo. MTLs goaltending sucks ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Effete range MTL-BOS will be a great series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857205) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:00 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Boston is losing tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49857232) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM Author: Laughsome Corner Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858959) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: Effete range Montreal is cooked too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858978) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Laughsome Corner TONIGHT MTL vs TB -> Tampa Bay BOS vs BUF -> Buffalo VGK vs UTA -> Vegas unfortunately |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:13 PM Author: Effete range Bolts B's VGK |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:19 PM Author: Laughsome Corner ✅ ✅ ✅ |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Effete range Now I wish I had picked Utah so I could at least tie you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858347) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 1:28 AM Author: Effete range Beginner's luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49858977) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:30 PM Author: ocher turdskin Get on the xo Sabres Wagon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859717) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM Author: Effete range Bolts Knights Final. I only root for teams from no tax states. The magic of no income tax cannot be understated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859745) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Laughsome Corner cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859754) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:27 PM Author: Submissive church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870909) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Laughsome Corner TONIGHT
CAR vs PHI -> Canes |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM Author: Effete range Cr
Canes won't choke until CF |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Flyers might be able to steal 1 or 2 but they really aren't very good. The Penguins are mediocre too. Carolina were always going through here. Only thing that can save Philly is Vladar playing out of his mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859766) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Effete range I have a genuine antipathy for the Metro division. So I couldn't care less what they do. I just hope Bolts in 5 in the CF. If Buffalo goes through I don't know what I'll do. But I'm very bullish on TBL. The West I cannot predict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49859794) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Laughsome Corner It's going to be interesting with all four eastern goalies - Andersen, Vladar, Lyon, Vasilevsky playing at a super high level. But you'd expect regression for the two shittier goalies, Lyon and Vladar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860230) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 12:15 AM Author: Laughsome Corner ✅ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860871) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM Author: amber impertinent plaza I'm on the anyone but Avs bandwagon. Fuck mackinnon and makar, fucking scrubs. Would love to see eichel fuck them in the ass in the WCF. But it would be even sweeter if hughes outplays makar in their series (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860086) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: Effete range Wtf why.
I love those guys. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:29 PM Author: amber impertinent plaza Cocky ass, crybaby canadians who only made excuses for losing the gold medal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860098) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Laughsome Corner That Pacific Division is trash, whoever comes out of it is getting smoked by whoever wins the Avs/Wild series. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860234) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 7:00 PM Author: Effete range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49860292) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Laughsome Corner TBL vs MTL -> Tampa, Dobes can't keep this up COL vs MIN -> Avs in a close game |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Effete range At this point I'm just rooting for you to be wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862404) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: disgusting state double fault Dobes and rsf 2 best tOSU alum goalies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862696) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Laughsome Corner ❌ maybe I'm wrong about Dobes but crazy the Habs could get the goals to win on nine shots. Insane puck luck + goaltending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49862835) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: lake soul-stirring coldplay fan Heh. Dobes. Heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863546) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 11:49 PM Author: Laughsome Corner ✅ Crazy fucking game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863187) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: Effete range Hair fully blown back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49863193) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:33 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Missed the start of Canes surprised the Flyers are winning tho. Shit team.
VGK vs ANA -> Ducks |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM Author: learning disabled crackhouse Ducks have an insanely good young team. Gonna be nasty in a year or 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49865144) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Effete range Pacific defeating the Central would be really funny. Ducks nation rise up!
I have only met one genuine die hard Ducks fan in my entire life and he was a Hapa from OC. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Dobes is coming back down to earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870902) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: Effete range yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49870921) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:24 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Flyers are toast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874056) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Effete range By law Carolina can only lose in the conference final (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874060) |
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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:55 AM Author: Honey-headed Provocative Genital Piercing Volcanic Crater good. Philly is a black hole of depression and death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49874622) |
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Date: May 9th, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Laughsome Corner Bye bye Philly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49877468) |
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Date: May 11th, 2026 2:45 AM Author: Effete range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49879563) |
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Date: May 18th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: Effete range Fake win (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49889360) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:38 AM Author: Honey-headed Provocative Genital Piercing Volcanic Crater bye Buffalo ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49889629) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Laughsome Corner God damn, fuck VGK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49899255) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:36 PM Author: Effete range Team of destiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49899259) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: Effete range Update: I am starting to like them. Marner deserves it. Anything less than MTL VGK af this point will be unwatchable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862071&forum_id=2#49899893) |