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| saffron ape | 05/28/26 |
| Curious opaque fortuitous meteor home | 05/28/26 |
| saffron ape | 05/28/26 |
| onyx massive potus | 05/28/26 |
| Galvanic space dingle berry | 05/29/26 |
| judgmental internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease | 05/28/26 |
| adventurous smoky blood rage patrolman | 05/29/26 |
| saffron ape | 05/29/26 |
| Galvanic space dingle berry | 05/29/26 |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:58 AM Author: saffron ape She’s a clone of a 19 year old Alison Angel. Claims to be lesbian. Had a fall out with her sorority so I hired her as a college senior before she finished college even though I wanted her to start in September but she’s hot.
We got drunk last night and I jokingly told her I’d pay her $5k to bang her. Then she got all offended so I said ok ok $700 to just watch you masturbate. Then she burst out laughing and said no. Texted me this morning some skirt she was gonna wear to the office.
She’s 21 and I’m 40. Still have all my hair. She comes in the office and fixes my shirt and plays with my hair. Problem is she’s 5’8 and I’m 5’9. |
Date: May 28th, 2026 11:59 AM Author: Curious opaque fortuitous meteor home given your last sentence, you have 0 chance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905020) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 11:25 PM Author: saffron ape Wrong. She let me massage her inner thigh for 300. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906014) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: onyx massive potus Just bring $1,000 in hard cash and lay it on the table. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905034) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Galvanic space dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906708) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: judgmental internet-worthy bawdyhouse mad cow disease you're already In (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49905067) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: adventurous smoky blood rage patrolman She’s not a scumette and you’re not working in restaurants/hospitality. This is a bad idea all around.
That said, 100% chance you can make it happen. |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: saffron ape True. I did the thigh massage thing. It was 180 and she just watched something on HULU while I did it for a half hour. Was a 180 experience. She smiled a few times in a “shit that feels good” type of way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49907061) |
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Date: May 29th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: Galvanic space dingle berry Tell her you have a big house in the south fork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869607&forum_id=2#49906707) |