We snapped goofy stuff. She was amazed by my dirty stuff. One of the rare occasions I invited someone to dinner instead of drinks (she’s not old enough to drink lol). Her only request was that I don’t stand her up.

I was getting off the train (first mistake) and I looked up in the stairs and there was this homeless maniac at the level above tossing feces which landed square on my face and white polo shirt. I texted her that I would be late and had to change but she told me if I don’t get there she’s going to consider it stood up.

I walked into the restaurant covered in another man’s feces. All over my face, arm (I tried to wipe it) and pants and shoes. She turned on me. Screamed and walked out. I assume she thought I was *involved* in this somehow. Even when you have something good going you’re one mistake from ruining it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910650&forum_id=2#50177300)