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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.
Question... Did you both grow up poor? |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I did. He grew up middle to upper class.
No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim but it's the main reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig Yes, it is the main reason.
If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim you would not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: Excitant Fishy Kitty Fanboi OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: Excitant Fishy Kitty Fanboi Good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM Author: federal meetinghouse milk You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515) |
Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM Author: crawly institution I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: offensive set gaming laptop So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?
Oh my.... |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM Author: coral vigorous sneaky criminal and wearing cute suits!!
DUH!
I can't wait! |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM Author: ungodly sexy chapel persian will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig Not sure yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim you are starting to disgust me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM Author: ungodly sexy chapel persian i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: ungodly sexy chapel persian what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim see below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim hello? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig what?
do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim she needs to take the high road (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Who are you, her fucking priest?
No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."
Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.
"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."
I really doubt she is. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim I'm glad she's not upset. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.
I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary What's this about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM Author: offensive set gaming laptop Oh, for the love of naivety.
You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM Author: Frozen abode goyim exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM Author: Excitant Fishy Kitty Fanboi They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig "it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."
:)
:)
:)!
I looooove him.
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM Author: Excitant Fishy Kitty Fanboi Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch. Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson? |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig "Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."
Um...
"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"
No. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM Author: Excitant Fishy Kitty Fanboi You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."
What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM Author: violet impertinent multi-billionaire nibblets "They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "
you must be kidding me |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM Author: violet impertinent multi-billionaire nibblets arent they somewhat expensive?
well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "arent they somewhat expensive?"
Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.
"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""
I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.
Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense? |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM Author: sapphire incel affirmative action I am with you on living near work.
I hate commuting. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM Author: sapphire incel affirmative action I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.
Commuting, however, can suck it. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "I like cooking, though."
After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.
"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."
Good God, why?
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM Author: sapphire incel affirmative action It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.
Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.
Both of these depend heavily on me being single. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."
Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.
"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."
Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM Author: violet impertinent multi-billionaire nibblets Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.
Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.
And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.
And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out. |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM Author: coiffed garrison useless brakes You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.
Nice fantasy you ahve there. |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM Author: Disrespectful vivacious reading party senate I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564) |
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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM Author: coral vigorous sneaky criminal In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM Author: offensive set gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I don't mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM Author: Disrespectful vivacious reading party senate excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM Author: Disrespectful vivacious reading party senate nice.
but now i need to go wash my hands. brb. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...
Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG! |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM Author: offensive set gaming laptop You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig you're right
check back later |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like.. :( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :( |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM Author: offensive set gaming laptop shhh!
She doesn't want to hear that. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM Author: offensive set gaming laptop That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM Author: offensive set gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM Author: Frozen abode goyim she doesn't care... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.
Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.
Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.
But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it. |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM Author: mustard pit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate "biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("
I have no problem defending tobacco companies. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM Author: Rough-skinned weed whacker sandwich that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Goodnight.
Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...
I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them. |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary Have you ever posted a pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM Author: Orchid bat-shit-crazy brunch athletic conference I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary why the +25? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM Author: Orchid bat-shit-crazy brunch athletic conference not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary What were talking about with "hours"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Working hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary What type of job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate Biglaw lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM Author: crusty supple sanctuary How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065) |
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Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:10 AM Author: Sickened liquid oxygen whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170114) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:33 AM Author: dark concupiscible degenerate coffee pot Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169679) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 1:34 AM Author: jade chad resort 180
Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit makes it a true 180 |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:35 AM Author: Sickened liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170210) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 3:36 AM Author: soggy big-titted idea he suggested 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170213) |
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Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM Author: Judgmental Space Love Of Her Life Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128) |
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Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Transparent Knife Range lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM Author: soggy big-titted idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM Author: mint contagious immigrant associate I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002) |
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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM Author: aquamarine erotic nursing home heheheh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM Author: Cerebral fighting locus trust fund Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM Author: dark concupiscible degenerate coffee pot I assume you are referring to yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM Author: Cerebral fighting locus trust fund kk, that deserves a 169. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM Author: jade chad resort haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081) |
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Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Wear it with pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM Author: Ivory dilemma halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM Author: Buff school cafeteria circlehead why do you think anyone gives a shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM Author: jade chad resort hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM Author: Buff school cafeteria circlehead i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I'm jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053) |
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Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM Author: Buff school cafeteria circlehead send me a picture so i can cream on it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048) |
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Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM Author: Idiotic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548) |
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Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: self-centered toilet seat area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Reach for the dream! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042) |
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Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM Author: mahogany thriller turdskin 176 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM Author: At-the-ready university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM Author: Wonderful Lavender Hell Roast Beef What's the background on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM Author: Wonderful Lavender Hell Roast Beef Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig No. He did far better than me second semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: Buff school cafeteria circlehead and you both still can't get jobs. fags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig all bumps but no questions? come on people! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab hahahahhahahha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night ?
I was making up for the lack of questions. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM Author: Ruby Lascivious Shrine Mood Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0
car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes! |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: Ruby Lascivious Shrine Mood Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab Median at UIUC = small law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM Author: Ruby Lascivious Shrine Mood I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night Good luck during OCI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.
And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig cool, this is what I was hoping to hear. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Afraid that you would be outed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.
And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards. |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor rehab Your grades are ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Stimulating Queen Of The Night Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM Author: appetizing impressive orchestra pit If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig ? don't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM Author: appetizing impressive orchestra pit See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM Author: Ivory dilemma halford Why won't you die? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616) |
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Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM Author: talented claret lay rigpig because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Lime Frisky Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Sickened liquid oxygen Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: Henna exhilarant national security agency preventive strike I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM Author: ebony pontificating voyeur kitchen excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM Author: Henna exhilarant national security agency preventive strike Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651) |
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Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM Author: talented claret lay rigpig God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250) |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM Author: doobsian internet-worthy temple what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651) |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:10 PM Author: Olive soul-stirring crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262591) |
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Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Sticky Carnelian Address 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262654) |
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Date: March 28th, 2006 6:28 AM Author: comical business firm pervert Cruel, cruel world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446309) |
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Date: March 28th, 2006 7:03 AM Author: abnormal flatulent church stock car nifty find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446354) |
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Date: March 29th, 2006 3:31 PM Author: Boyish poppy alpha parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5457259) |
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Date: April 10th, 2006 4:19 PM Author: fiercely-loyal juggernaut state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5556693) |
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Date: June 11th, 2006 6:42 PM Author: deep cowardly spot dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5960404) |
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Date: July 28th, 2006 1:13 AM Author: Misanthropic Motley Heaven Mexican more faeces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6320028) |
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Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM Author: cracking ruddy cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304) |
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Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM Author: Olive soul-stirring crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929) |
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Date: September 4th, 2006 1:05 AM Author: Beady-eyed Native *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553948) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM Author: Pungent jewess *VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730) |
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Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM Author: irradiated infuriating dragon karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507) |
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Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM Author: comical business firm pervert A true classic.
ty to Evan for the *bump* |
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Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM Author: Burgundy splenetic background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836) |
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Date: May 17th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Charismatic Metal Locale bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8129249) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM Author: Laughsome Milky Codepig Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524) |
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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: histrionic outnumbered round eye psychic Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238) |
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Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM Author: bespoke bright water buffalo box office LOL
Typical barzini response:
"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.
And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."
REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT! |
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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM Author: odious idiot vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM Author: Nubile Market MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698) |
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Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: Big menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849722) |
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Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: Dun base Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039) |
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Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM Author: multi-colored unhinged stage *works at Big Law* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893) |
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Date: November 8th, 2007 8:58 PM Author: learning disabled generalized bond theater stage quality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8871426) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: aphrodisiac giraffe trailer park Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: aromatic tattoo party of the first part It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: clear racy location bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:54 PM Author: sooty mental disorder why do you hate your namesake? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919754) |