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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
cool
Excitant chestnut parlour
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
apoplectic trust fund rigpig
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
Fag.
Hideous Crystalline Messiness
  12/04/07
stfu.
Godawful Stage Boltzmann
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
?
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
Lascivious Forum Goal In Life
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
Cheese-eating Toilet Seat
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
Cheese-eating Toilet Seat
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
bone her?
Cheese-eating Toilet Seat
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
curious queen of the night
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
curious queen of the night
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
cocky navy parlor
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
house-broken multi-colored pistol doctorate
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
cocky navy parlor
  03/11/07
LOLZ
house-broken multi-colored pistol doctorate
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
exhilarant field
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
underrated
Shimmering University Chad
  03/14/07
correct
Godawful Stage Boltzmann
  12/04/07
180
contagious sex offender
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
chocolate base faggotry
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
Yapping multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
chocolate base faggotry
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
cocky navy parlor
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
Slimy location jew
  03/22/07
shutup dork
cocky navy parlor
  03/22/07
he has a point
irate prole
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
Yapping multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
cocky navy parlor
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
indigo filthpig rigor
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
Violet drunken dilemma reading party
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
cocky navy parlor
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
wild set yarmulke
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
hyperactive locale double fault
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
cocky navy parlor
  03/14/07
underrated.
Fragrant spot
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
contagious sex offender
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
cocky navy parlor
  03/14/07
not at all
contagious sex offender
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
cocky navy parlor
  03/14/07
...
cocky navy parlor
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
indigo filthpig rigor
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
thirsty light bbw
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
indigo filthpig rigor
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
thirsty light bbw
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
cocky navy parlor
  03/15/07
*high five*
thirsty light bbw
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Aromatic main people
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
wild set yarmulke
  03/15/07
...
glittery misanthropic center idea he suggested
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
fantasy-prone state old irish cottage
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Motley purple bawdyhouse new version
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
cocky navy parlor
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
Wonderful volcanic crater
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
bearded cracking abode boiling water
  03/15/07
jealous punk
cocky navy parlor
  03/15/07
...
cocky navy parlor
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Diverse adulterous legal warrant
  03/22/07
huh?
cocky navy parlor
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Diverse adulterous legal warrant
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
cocky navy parlor
  03/22/07
wtf?
Diverse adulterous legal warrant
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Diverse adulterous legal warrant
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Excitant chestnut parlour
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
cocky navy parlor
  03/22/07
blah
irate prole
  07/17/07
...
cocky navy parlor
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
cocky navy parlor
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
cocky navy parlor
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Irradiated Flushed Locus Ratface
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
thirsty light bbw
  03/31/07
same
contagious sex offender
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
thirsty light bbw
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
thirsty light bbw
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Aphrodisiac theatre
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
geriatric alpha principal's office
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Arousing black milk
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
YES!
thirsty light bbw
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
coiffed philosopher-king ticket booth
  12/04/07
Brilliant
Godawful Stage Boltzmann
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
cocky navy parlor
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
Titillating olive azn meetinghouse
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
thirsty light bbw
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
bespoke heaven
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
cocky navy parlor
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
cocky navy parlor
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
pea-brained public bath wagecucks
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
thirsty light bbw
  12/04/07
Amazing.
coiffed philosopher-king ticket booth
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
histrionic slippery police squad property
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
Vibrant Brindle Market Associate
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
plum national security agency
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
fear-inspiring hot whorehouse degenerate
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
contagious sex offender
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
plum national security agency
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
contagious sex offender
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
Godawful Stage Boltzmann
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Fragrant spot
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
brilliant kitchen
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
bat-shit-crazy space
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
pea-brained public bath wagecucks
  03/09/08
tcr
Godawful Stage Boltzmann
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
green stimulating plaza
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
cocky navy parlor
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut parlour

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: apoplectic trust fund rigpig

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Hideous Crystalline Messiness

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Lascivious Forum Goal In Life

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Toilet Seat

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Toilet Seat

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Toilet Seat

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: curious queen of the night

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: curious queen of the night

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: house-broken multi-colored pistol doctorate

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: house-broken multi-colored pistol doctorate

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant field

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Shimmering University Chad

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: contagious sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: chocolate base faggotry

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Yapping multi-billionaire

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: chocolate base faggotry

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Slimy location jew

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: irate prole

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Yapping multi-billionaire

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: indigo filthpig rigor

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Violet drunken dilemma reading party

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: wild set yarmulke

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: hyperactive locale double fault

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Fragrant spot

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: contagious sex offender

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: contagious sex offender

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: indigo filthpig rigor

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: indigo filthpig rigor

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: thirsty light bbw

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic main people

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: wild set yarmulke

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: glittery misanthropic center idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: fantasy-prone state old irish cottage

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Motley purple bawdyhouse new version

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Wonderful volcanic crater

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: bearded cracking abode boiling water

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Diverse adulterous legal warrant

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Diverse adulterous legal warrant

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Diverse adulterous legal warrant

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Diverse adulterous legal warrant

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Excitant chestnut parlour

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: irate prole

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Irradiated Flushed Locus Ratface

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: contagious sex offender

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac theatre

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: geriatric alpha principal's office

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Arousing black milk

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: coiffed philosopher-king ticket booth

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Titillating olive azn meetinghouse

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: bespoke heaven

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: cocky navy parlor

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: pea-brained public bath wagecucks

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: thirsty light bbw

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: coiffed philosopher-king ticket booth

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: histrionic slippery police squad property

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: Vibrant Brindle Market Associate

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: plum national security agency

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring hot whorehouse degenerate

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: contagious sex offender

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: plum national security agency

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: contagious sex offender

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Fragrant spot

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: brilliant kitchen

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy space

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: pea-brained public bath wagecucks

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: green stimulating plaza

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: cocky navy parlor

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)