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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM Author: provocative mexican
I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.
She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.
Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.
Did we do something wrong?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM Author: titillating nursing home gaping
jz collage frame?
you are either a faggot or 13.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM Author: provocative mexican
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: provocative mexican
?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM Author: Mentally impaired corner water buffalo
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223) |
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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: provocative mexican
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.
A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: misanthropic home
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232) |
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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: provocative mexican
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.
I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM Author: Black judgmental pistol
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: spectacular fortuitous meteor
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Vivacious office personal credit line
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles
Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM Author: provocative mexican
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.
All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.
The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.
He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.
I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.
I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM Author: vibrant indigo newt
"Barnes and Noble"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: blathering scarlet lodge
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"
find a new cause to espouse
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: provocative mexican
thank you
as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM Author: provocative mexican
What's up people?? I'm an artist now.
I'm prestigious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: provocative mexican
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.
I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.
keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM Author: Silver Mediation
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM Author: provocative mexican
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM Author: provocative mexican
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.
i think this girl's a jewbie
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM Author: provocative mexican
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM Author: domesticated impressive kitchen idea he suggested
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Adventurous Nowag
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: Adulterous kitty cat halford
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM Author: know-it-all naked piazza
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM Author: razzmatazz sanctuary
what's going on here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM Author: yapping very tactful bawdyhouse
you make niggers look bad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930) |
Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM Author: provocative mexican
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992) |
Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM Author: Dull hall party of the first part
I still don't understand this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183) |
Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: provocative mexican
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935) |
Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: provocative mexican
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944) |
Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM Author: provocative mexican
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.
Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605) |
Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM Author: Infuriating Address
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: provocative mexican
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.
The story is over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM Author: domesticated impressive kitchen idea he suggested
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534) |
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM Author: provocative mexican
clearly i was just joking about that.
BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.
Two concrete examples:
1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.
2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.
I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Irradiated aqua ladyboy really tough guy
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.
as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.
what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM Author: rebellious crusty abode headpube
Hilarious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719) |
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Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM Author: provocative mexican
the young lady who came over last night was like:
"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".
she is from florida.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM Author: provocative mexican
wanna know the consultant's name?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628) |
Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM Author: Federal dysfunction elastic band
I never did get this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: domesticated impressive kitchen idea he suggested
bumps historical spreads from a database
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM Author: Marvelous Idiotic Useless Brakes
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092) |
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Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: provocative mexican
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm
no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know
but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196) |
Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: provocative mexican
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231) |
Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM Author: milky 180 liquid oxygen market
it's like an episode of Jerry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506) |
Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM Author: domesticated impressive kitchen idea he suggested
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM Author: contagious pearly gaming laptop voyeur
I think I'm starting to get it...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM Author: Chest-beating menage
this was always one of my favorite threads
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286) |
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Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM Author: gay roommate skinny woman
wtf no, it's next level schtick.
it's truly amazing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM Author: Underhanded area mental disorder
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM Author: Boyish green parlour
this is some fucked up shit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314) |
Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM Author: Passionate filthy native
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031) |
Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM Author: milky 180 liquid oxygen market
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140) |
Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM Author: Glittery state
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.
keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.
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this is good
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949) |
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