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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
cool
Lake striped hyena national security agency
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
smoky theater stage elastic band
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
Fag.
Henna Station Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/04/07
stfu.
Concupiscible Shrine
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
transparent racy jap preventive strike
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
Titillating azn set
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
Titillating azn set
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
bone her?
Titillating azn set
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
painfully honest orchestra pit
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
painfully honest orchestra pit
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
Bearded Obsidian Roast Beef Hall
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/11/07
LOLZ
Bearded Obsidian Roast Beef Hall
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Geriatric stead organic girlfriend
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
underrated
glassy hunting ground theater
  03/14/07
correct
Concupiscible Shrine
  12/04/07
180
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
Shivering private investor
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
soul-stirring home death wish
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
Shivering private investor
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
Thriller rebellious tattoo
  03/22/07
shutup dork
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/22/07
he has a point
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone hell newt
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
soul-stirring home death wish
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
Boyish twinkling potus
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
Aromatic Seedy Prole Messiness
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
gaped church
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
sapphire lascivious internal respiration boistinker
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/14/07
underrated.
Adventurous site
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/14/07
not at all
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/14/07
...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
Boyish twinkling potus
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
turquoise space
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
Boyish twinkling potus
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
turquoise space
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/15/07
*high five*
turquoise space
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Floppy fishy mexican chapel
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
gaped church
  03/15/07
...
duck-like principal's office
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
bull headed hateful spot
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Swollen gay wizard gunner
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
nofapping appetizing range
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Comical peach double fault field
  03/15/07
jealous punk
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/15/07
...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Amethyst Pistol
  03/22/07
huh?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Amethyst Pistol
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/22/07
wtf?
Amethyst Pistol
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Amethyst Pistol
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Lake striped hyena national security agency
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/22/07
blah
Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone hell newt
  07/17/07
...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
black wild bawdyhouse cuckold
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
turquoise space
  03/31/07
same
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
turquoise space
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
turquoise space
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
aggressive abnormal step-uncle's house
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
exciting cruise ship fat ankles
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
galvanic tanning salon pozpig
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
YES!
turquoise space
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
Odious menage mediation
  12/04/07
Brilliant
Concupiscible Shrine
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
laughsome flesh forum kitty
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
turquoise space
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Milky telephone multi-billionaire
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
Passionate Friendly Grandma Coffee Pot
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
turquoise space
  12/04/07
Amazing.
Odious menage mediation
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
underhanded state marketing idea
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
glittery trailer park
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
stubborn macaca
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
Sadistic walnut toilet seat resort
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
stubborn macaca
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
180 garnet ticket booth partner
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
Concupiscible Shrine
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
Adventurous site
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
Mind-boggling Sexy Institution Electric Furnace
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
Mentally Impaired Business Firm
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
Passionate Friendly Grandma Coffee Pot
  03/09/08
tcr
Concupiscible Shrine
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
sable marvelous corner
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Lake striped hyena national security agency

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: smoky theater stage elastic band

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Henna Station Twinkling Uncleanness

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shrine

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: transparent racy jap preventive strike

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Titillating azn set

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Titillating azn set

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Titillating azn set

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: painfully honest orchestra pit

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: painfully honest orchestra pit

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Roast Beef Hall

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Bearded Obsidian Roast Beef Hall

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Geriatric stead organic girlfriend

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: glassy hunting ground theater

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shrine

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Shivering private investor

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring home death wish

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Shivering private investor

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Thriller rebellious tattoo

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone hell newt

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring home death wish

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling potus

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Aromatic Seedy Prole Messiness

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: gaped church

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: sapphire lascivious internal respiration boistinker

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: Adventurous site

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling potus

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: turquoise space

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling potus

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: turquoise space

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: turquoise space

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Floppy fishy mexican chapel

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: gaped church

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: duck-like principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: bull headed hateful spot

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Swollen gay wizard gunner

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: nofapping appetizing range

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Comical peach double fault field

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Pistol

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Pistol

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Pistol

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Pistol

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Lake striped hyena national security agency

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed embarrassed to the bone hell newt

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: black wild bawdyhouse cuckold

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: turquoise space

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: turquoise space

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: turquoise space

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: aggressive abnormal step-uncle's house

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: exciting cruise ship fat ankles

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: galvanic tanning salon pozpig

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: turquoise space

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Odious menage mediation

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shrine

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: laughsome flesh forum kitty

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: turquoise space

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Milky telephone multi-billionaire

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Passionate Friendly Grandma Coffee Pot

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: turquoise space

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Odious menage mediation

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: underhanded state marketing idea

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: glittery trailer park

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: stubborn macaca

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: Sadistic walnut toilet seat resort

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: stubborn macaca

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: 180 garnet ticket booth partner

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible Shrine

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Adventurous site

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Sexy Institution Electric Furnace

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Business Firm

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: Passionate Friendly Grandma Coffee Pot

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shrine

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: sable marvelous corner

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: Olive Wonderful Parlor Brethren

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)