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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
nighttime set
  03/11/07
cool
house-broken pocket flask
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
nighttime set
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
maize appetizing party of the first part
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
nighttime set
  03/31/07
Fag.
bright dashing jew trust fund
  12/04/07
stfu.
Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
nighttime set
  03/11/07
?
nighttime set
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
Disrespectful institution preventive strike
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
nighttime set
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
nighttime set
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
nighttime set
  03/11/07
bone her?
Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
snowy halford
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
nighttime set
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
snowy halford
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
nighttime set
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
nighttime set
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
Laughsome orchestra pit black woman
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
nighttime set
  03/11/07
LOLZ
Laughsome orchestra pit black woman
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
Curious Locus Fortuitous Meteor
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
nighttime set
  03/13/07
underrated
Razzle-dazzle alpha selfie
  03/14/07
correct
Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan
  12/04/07
180
Cocky corner
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
hilarious scarlet hunting ground native
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
nighttime set
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
cerebral henna base
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
nighttime set
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
hilarious scarlet hunting ground native
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
nighttime set
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
zippy white center
  03/22/07
shutup dork
nighttime set
  03/22/07
he has a point
coiffed wonderful station
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
nighttime set
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
cerebral henna base
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
nighttime set
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
tripping state travel guidebook
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
violent orange bawdyhouse
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
nighttime set
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
crimson box office associate
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Underhanded Love Of Her Life
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
nighttime set
  03/14/07
underrated.
soul-stirring idiot senate
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
Cocky corner
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
nighttime set
  03/14/07
not at all
Cocky corner
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
nighttime set
  03/14/07
...
nighttime set
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
tripping state travel guidebook
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
tripping state travel guidebook
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
nighttime set
  03/15/07
*high five*
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Pearly Codepig
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
crimson box office associate
  03/15/07
...
Odious hissy fit
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
doobsian crackhouse
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
poppy cracking hell filthpig
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
nighttime set
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
Excitant Sick Puppy
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Red razzle chapel
  03/15/07
jealous punk
nighttime set
  03/15/07
...
nighttime set
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza
  03/22/07
huh?
nighttime set
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
nighttime set
  03/22/07
wtf?
Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
house-broken pocket flask
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
nighttime set
  03/22/07
blah
coiffed wonderful station
  07/17/07
...
nighttime set
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
nighttime set
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
nighttime set
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
Contagious hominid property
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
nighttime set
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
nighttime set
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/31/07
same
Cocky corner
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
nighttime set
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
diverse son of senegal
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
nighttime set
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
nighttime set
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
Iridescent Coffee Pot Resort
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Pearl hairy legs
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
nighttime set
  03/31/07
YES!
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
yapping learning disabled boiling water athletic conference
  12/04/07
Brilliant
Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
nighttime set
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
Mewling locale
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
apoplectic nibblets
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
nighttime set
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
nighttime set
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
Dull casino dysfunction
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
light frisky ticket booth messiness
  12/04/07
Amazing.
yapping learning disabled boiling water athletic conference
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
carnelian exhilarant pit
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
peach jewess
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
lemon glittery abode pozpig
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
histrionic crusty indirect expression theater stage
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
Cocky corner
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
lemon glittery abode pozpig
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
Cocky corner
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
soul-stirring idiot senate
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
Boyish translucent rehab deer antler
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
Charismatic maroon stage
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
Dull casino dysfunction
  03/09/08
tcr
Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
vivacious tanning salon genital piercing
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
nighttime set
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: nighttime set

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: house-broken pocket flask

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: nighttime set

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: maize appetizing party of the first part

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: nighttime set

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: bright dashing jew trust fund

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: nighttime set

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: nighttime set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful institution preventive strike

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: nighttime set

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: nighttime set

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: nighttime set

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Supple Indigo Toilet Seat Point

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: snowy halford

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: nighttime set

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: snowy halford

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: nighttime set

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: nighttime set

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit black woman

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: nighttime set

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome orchestra pit black woman

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Curious Locus Fortuitous Meteor

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: nighttime set

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alpha selfie

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Cocky corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: hilarious scarlet hunting ground native

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: nighttime set

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral henna base

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: nighttime set

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: hilarious scarlet hunting ground native

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: nighttime set

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: zippy white center

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: nighttime set

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: coiffed wonderful station

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: nighttime set

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: cerebral henna base

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: nighttime set

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: tripping state travel guidebook

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: violent orange bawdyhouse

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: nighttime set

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: crimson box office associate

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Underhanded Love Of Her Life

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: nighttime set

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiot senate

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Cocky corner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: nighttime set

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: Cocky corner

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: nighttime set

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: nighttime set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: tripping state travel guidebook

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: tripping state travel guidebook

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: nighttime set

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Pearly Codepig

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: crimson box office associate

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Odious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: doobsian crackhouse

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: poppy cracking hell filthpig

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime set

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Excitant Sick Puppy

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Red razzle chapel

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime set

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: nighttime set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: nighttime set

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: nighttime set

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Dog Poop Piazza

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: house-broken pocket flask

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: nighttime set

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: coiffed wonderful station

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: nighttime set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: nighttime set

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: nighttime set

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Contagious hominid property

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: nighttime set

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: nighttime set

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: Cocky corner

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: nighttime set

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: diverse son of senegal

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: nighttime set

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: nighttime set

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Iridescent Coffee Pot Resort

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Pearl hairy legs

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: nighttime set

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: yapping learning disabled boiling water athletic conference

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: nighttime set

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Mewling locale

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: apoplectic nibblets

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: nighttime set

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: nighttime set

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Dull casino dysfunction

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: light frisky ticket booth messiness

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: yapping learning disabled boiling water athletic conference

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: carnelian exhilarant pit

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: peach jewess

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: lemon glittery abode pozpig

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: histrionic crusty indirect expression theater stage

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: Cocky corner

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: lemon glittery abode pozpig

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: Cocky corner

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring idiot senate

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: Boyish translucent rehab deer antler

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: Charismatic maroon stage

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: Dull casino dysfunction

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Mischievous impressive national security agency coldplay fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: vivacious tanning salon genital piercing

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: nighttime set

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)