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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.
She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.
Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.
Did we do something wrong?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM Author: apoplectic trust fund rigpig
jz collage frame?
you are either a faggot or 13.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM Author: Lascivious Forum Goal In Life
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223) |
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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.
A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: Cheese-eating Toilet Seat
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232) |
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Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.
I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM Author: curious queen of the night
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237) |
Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: house-broken multi-colored pistol doctorate
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.
All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.
The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.
He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.
I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.
I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM Author: chocolate base faggotry
"Barnes and Noble"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: Yapping multi-billionaire
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"
find a new cause to espouse
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
thank you
as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033) |
Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
What's up people?? I'm an artist now.
I'm prestigious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012) |
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Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.
I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.
keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM Author: wild set yarmulke
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.
i think this girl's a jewbie
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882) |
Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM Author: thirsty light bbw
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Aromatic main people
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: fantasy-prone state old irish cottage
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM Author: Motley purple bawdyhouse new version
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM Author: Wonderful volcanic crater
what's going on here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858) |
Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM Author: bearded cracking abode boiling water
you make niggers look bad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930) |
Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992) |
Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM Author: Excitant chestnut parlour
I still don't understand this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183) |
Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935) |
Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944) |
Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.
Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605) |
Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM Author: Irradiated Flushed Locus Ratface
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.
The story is over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM Author: thirsty light bbw
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534) |
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
clearly i was just joking about that.
BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.
Two concrete examples:
1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.
2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.
I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM Author: geriatric alpha principal's office
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.
as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.
what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)
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Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM Author: Arousing black milk
Hilarious.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719) |
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Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
the young lady who came over last night was like:
"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".
she is from florida.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886) |
Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
wanna know the consultant's name?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628) |
Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM Author: Titillating olive azn meetinghouse
I never did get this thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: thirsty light bbw
bumps historical spreads from a database
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073) |
Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM Author: bespoke heaven
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092) |
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Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: cocky navy parlor
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm
no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know
but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196) |
Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: cocky navy parlor
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231) |
Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM Author: pea-brained public bath wagecucks
it's like an episode of Jerry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506) |
Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM Author: thirsty light bbw
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM Author: fear-inspiring hot whorehouse degenerate
I think I'm starting to get it...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM Author: contagious sex offender
this was always one of my favorite threads
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286) |
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Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM Author: Godawful Stage Boltzmann
wtf no, it's next level schtick.
it's truly amazing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM Author: Fragrant spot
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225) |
Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM Author: brilliant kitchen
this is some fucked up shit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314) |
Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy space
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031) |
Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM Author: pea-brained public bath wagecucks
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140) |
Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM Author: green stimulating plaza
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.
keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.
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this is good
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949) |
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