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I got kicked out of Barnes and Nobles today

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z co...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
cool
Cocky Sticky Kitchen Son Of Senegal
  03/11/07
Ah. That was the response I was looking for.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
jz collage frame? you are either a faggot or 13.
Nudist charcoal crackhouse keepsake machete
  03/31/07
why am i gay or young for doing this?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
Fag.
cracking greedy indian lodge wagecucks
  12/04/07
stfu.
Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess
  10/29/08
Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?
180 black woman
  03/11/07
A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have ...
drunken area striped hyena
  03/11/07
well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N durin...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not ne...
drunken area striped hyena
  03/11/07
yeah i think her titties were her best feature.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
bone her?
drunken area striped hyena
  03/11/07
this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-...
bonkers national security agency parlor
  03/11/07
incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
english isn't your first language, is it?
bonkers national security agency parlor
  03/11/07
Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define w...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/14/07
You weren't with Maria, were you?!?
galvanic bbw old irish cottage
  03/11/07
nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/11/07
LOLZ
galvanic bbw old irish cottage
  03/11/07
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles Were you pl...
glittery hell psychic
  03/11/07
she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $1...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
underrated
Exciting Genital Piercing Business Firm
  03/14/07
correct
Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess
  12/04/07
180
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/08/08
"Barnes and Noble"
Appetizing crusty casino
  03/13/07
okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shir...
Sapphire demanding national nowag
  03/13/07
thank you as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with p...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barn...
Appetizing crusty casino
  03/15/07
anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaki...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/15/07
Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy...
canary fiercely-loyal school cafeteria
  03/22/07
shutup dork
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/22/07
he has a point
Aromatic stage
  07/17/07
What's up people?? I'm an artist now. I'm prestigious.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs...
Sapphire demanding national nowag
  03/13/07
actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Sta...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/13/07
You really like Jay-Z.
Soul-stirring goal in life
  03/13/07
You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.
Disturbing soggy temple
  03/15/07
well i mean i take that as a given
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/15/07
this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever enco...
Painfully honest bright piazza
  03/14/07
tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation
Avocado pisswyrm
  07/17/07
It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/14/07
underrated.
red marvelous tank site
  03/08/08
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22...
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/14/07
r u calling me a fucking liar?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/14/07
not at all
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/14/07
wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/14/07
...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/14/07
Are you a beat maker?
Soul-stirring goal in life
  03/14/07
unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do fi...
Electric cumskin
  03/14/07
what dont you get about it?
Soul-stirring goal in life
  03/14/07
its clearly satire but i dont know of what.
Electric cumskin
  03/15/07
clearly satire? what are you talking about?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/15/07
*high five*
Electric cumskin
  03/31/07
this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on x...
Twinkling newt orchestra pit
  03/15/07
this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in...
Painfully honest bright piazza
  03/15/07
...
Excitant Giraffe
  07/17/07
this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?
irradiated messiness blood rage
  03/15/07
in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???
Diverse Ocher Juggernaut Fanboi
  03/15/07
my company's doing just fine
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/15/07
what's going on here?
ivory native brethren
  03/15/07
you make niggers look bad.
Concupiscible Pearly Milk
  03/15/07
jealous punk
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/15/07
...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/22/07
hi, joshua_d!
Mint Trip Reading Party
  03/22/07
huh?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/22/07
also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&...
Mint Trip Reading Party
  03/22/07
r u saying you have a point?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/22/07
wtf?
Mint Trip Reading Party
  03/22/07
fucking great thread dood srsly
Mint Trip Reading Party
  03/22/07
I still don't understand this thread.
Cocky Sticky Kitchen Son Of Senegal
  03/22/07
what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanato...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/22/07
blah
Aromatic stage
  07/17/07
...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/26/07
The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the frami...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/26/07
Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my in...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/27/07
I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law ...
magenta misanthropic public bath
  03/27/07
The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really bring...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
this shit is bad. ass.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here
Electric cumskin
  03/31/07
same
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/31/07
It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction
Electric cumskin
  03/31/07
clearly i was just joking about that. BUT, i use mathemat...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
tytytytyt
Electric cumskin
  03/31/07
This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.
Well-lubricated balding voyeur church building
  03/31/07
huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
what? are my examples not induction?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about. ...
Insecure maroon resort degenerate
  07/17/07
Hilarious.
Carmine home new version
  03/31/07
the young lady who came over last night was like: "w...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
YES!
Electric cumskin
  07/17/07
tytytytytyty.
aqua space
  12/04/07
Brilliant
Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess
  12/04/07
wanna know the consultant's name?
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  03/31/07
I never did get this thread.
Charismatic gaping
  07/17/07
bumps historical spreads from a database
Electric cumskin
  09/28/07
diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 202...
Idiotic Theater Stage Mood
  09/28/07
http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm no joke buddy. Okay, 3...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  09/28/07
one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  09/29/07
it's like an episode of Jerry.
provocative rehab
  09/29/07
Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98
Electric cumskin
  12/04/07
Amazing.
aqua space
  12/04/07
See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I...
Pea-brained adulterous mad-dog skullcap
  12/04/07
Robert Hacketttt is a coward
rambunctious jet-lagged theater personal credit line
  12/04/07
My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either m...
Rough-skinned antidepressant drug
  03/08/08
I think I'm starting to get it...
yellow sanctuary
  03/08/08
this was always one of my favorite threads
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/08/08
It's #1 in my book.
Rough-skinned antidepressant drug
  03/08/08
all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes ...
laughsome cruise ship dysfunction
  03/09/08
wtf no, it's next level schtick. it's truly amazing.
Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess
  03/09/08
This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly app...
red marvelous tank site
  03/08/08
this is some fucked up shit
mustard heaven organic girlfriend
  03/08/08
Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?
fragrant institution fat ankles
  03/09/08
if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xo...
provocative rehab
  03/09/08
tcr
Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess
  10/29/08
interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were d...
lavender water buffalo
  10/29/08
this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am...
lilac pit multi-billionaire
  10/29/08


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Date: March 11th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

I was in B&N on 22nd and 6th and I was making a Jay-Z collage frame with a hired consultant. She was a white 23 year old recent gradute of Carnegie Mellon doing freelance art consulting work for me -- $25/hour. She double majored in Art and Psychology. GPA: 3.89.

She helped me put together a Jay-Z collage and we got kicked out because they said we were taking up too much space. Security escorted us out the building.

Then they started playing Prince's Diamonds and Pearls on the store CD player.

Did we do something wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739943)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: Cocky Sticky Kitchen Son Of Senegal

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739973)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

Ah. That was the response I was looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739975)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Nudist charcoal crackhouse keepsake machete

jz collage frame?

you are either a faggot or 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849658)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

why am i gay or young for doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849662)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: cracking greedy indian lodge wagecucks

Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977314)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307936)





Date: March 11th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

Nobody cares about my Jay-Z story???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7739969)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740213)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: 180 black woman

Sorry to be an idiot, but what is a collage frame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740223)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

A collage that is framed. A collage frame?? I wanted to do a collage and that's exactly why I hired an "artist" to do it.

A collage in a sense that it's all his CDs, jackets (or books) and backs of the CDs that are inside the "jewel case". See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740228)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: drunken area striped hyena

bet if your assisstant flashed her rack you guys could have stayed all damn day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740232)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

well, interestingly enough, the manager of the B&N during the day was a white woman, and the security guards that threw us out were black women.

I think we were sort of making a "statement", if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740243)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: drunken area striped hyena

just because they were women dsoesn't mean they would not neccessarily enjoy 23 year-old titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740272)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

yeah i think her titties were her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740287)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: drunken area striped hyena

bone her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740298)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: bonkers national security agency parlor

this post is completely incomprehensible in an odd, hard-to-define way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740237)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

incomprehensible?? huh, are you mad that you only charge $5/hour for making fries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740250)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: bonkers national security agency parlor

english isn't your first language, is it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740257)





Date: March 13th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

Hey going forward I'll pay Barak Obama to write my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749872)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

btw, anybody who uses the phrase "odd, hard-to-define way" is a freaking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755110)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: galvanic bbw old irish cottage

You weren't with Maria, were you?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740276)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

nah Maria charges like $1500/hour. can't afford it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740284)





Date: March 11th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: galvanic bbw old irish cottage

LOLZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740289)





Date: March 11th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: glittery hell psychic

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Barns_and_Nobles

Were you playing with xoxo dungeonmasTTTer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7740309)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

she worked 5 hours so she charged me $125, but I gave her $140. I had to pay about $150 to get missing CDs, books, etc. The frame shop is charging me $626.

All in, I paid about $1,050 for the work.

The framing shop guy was a tall (approx. 6'2) fit white Waspish looking guy and he helped to choose the background, frame, etc. He was a fan of Jay-Z and had just bought some white Rocawear sneakers. He told me that jay-z had just sold Rocawear, was now close to being worth $500 million, that he liked his latest album Kingdom Come, and that Jay-Z's music was dark and intriguing.

He said that the pictures he paints with his music were dark.

I asked him if it would be worth anythig and he said no, that it would be worth something to me but not to anyone else.

I said consider if I turn around right after the frame is done and tried to sell it on E-bay for $1,200. He said noone would probably buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749935)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Exciting Genital Piercing Business Firm

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750965)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:47 PM
Author: Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977357)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449246)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Appetizing crusty casino

"Barnes and Noble"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749955)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

okay fine i'm officially ghetto now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7749966)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Sapphire demanding national nowag

what, you say you're going shopping at Macy? "this shirt came from Bloomingdale"

find a new cause to espouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750028)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

thank you

as in, wtf? [while putting both hands up with palms towards the sky]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750033)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Appetizing crusty casino

The OP said "Barnes and Nobles" and not "Barnes and Noble's"--hence your response is out of scope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757736)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

anyone who says "out of scope" on xoxo is a freaking moron!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761443)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: canary fiercely-loyal school cafeteria

Also, the names of those stores are actually officially Macy*s and Bloomindales. Barnes and Noble is still Barnes and Noble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800200)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

shutup dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800224)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

he has a point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399427)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

What's up people?? I'm an artist now.

I'm prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750012)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Sapphire demanding national nowag

sorry, not if you shop at barnes and noble. they are the cvs of bookstores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750036)





Date: March 13th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

actually she suggested b&n. My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore. I also think that she knew unconciously that it would piss people off at the bookstore. This is a smart girl.

I knew it was going to be problematic. First they asked if we purchased the CDs. Then they asked if we had bought anything, get this, "recently", even tho both of us were sitting there with coffees in our hand. then they said we were taking up too much space. at the same time i thought The bookstore was a good choice for me in case I needed to purchase another disc or paper or whatever.

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750060)





Date: March 13th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring goal in life

You really like Jay-Z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7750108)





Date: March 15th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Disturbing soggy temple

You missed the part about HOV being short for JeHOVah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757092)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

well i mean i take that as a given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761425)





Date: March 14th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Painfully honest bright piazza

this is absolutely one of the worst threads i have ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7751001)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:04 PM
Author: Avocado pisswyrm

tcr, it's like a drawn out awkward conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399356)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

It's funny that the girl got to the bookstore at 12:30. she was just browsing around. She either had to catch an early train or she was really looking forward to our date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755020)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:25 PM
Author: red marvelous tank site

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450194)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=568898&mc=22&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755087)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

r u calling me a fucking liar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755093)





Date: March 14th, 2007 8:57 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755100)





Date: March 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

wow i just searched for her on the web and she has a website with her full resume, and a portfolio with thumbnails of her object and print work. she also studied abroad in france.

i think this girl's a jewbie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755293)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7755882)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring goal in life

Are you a beat maker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756027)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

unfortunately i dont "get" the thread, but i do find it hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756045)





Date: March 14th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring goal in life

what dont you get about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756066)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Electric cumskin

its clearly satire but i dont know of what.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757795)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

clearly satire? what are you talking about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761421)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:10 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849524)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Twinkling newt orchestra pit

this is the suckiest suck sucking thread i've ever read on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756425)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest bright piazza

this poster graduated from plucot university with a major in asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756441)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Excitant Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399242)





Date: March 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: irradiated messiness blood rage

this is your brain on Jay-Z. any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7756436)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Diverse Ocher Juggernaut Fanboi

in light of this, what is your microeconomic view???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757747)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

my company's doing just fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761453)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: ivory native brethren

what's going on here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757858)





Date: March 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible Pearly Milk

you make niggers look bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7757930)





Date: March 15th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

jealous punk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7761454)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:05 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7799992)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Mint Trip Reading Party

hi, joshua_d!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800060)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

huh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800065)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Mint Trip Reading Party

also, http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=235641&mc=18&forum_id=2#3535169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800105)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

r u saying you have a point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800159)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Mint Trip Reading Party

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800176)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Mint Trip Reading Party

fucking great thread dood srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800243)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Cocky Sticky Kitchen Son Of Senegal

I still don't understand this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800183)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

what is there not to understand? it's pretty self-explanatory. if you don't understand this thread then you dont understand every thread out there. It's the principle of mathematical induction, which Jay-Z applies in his raps quite regularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7800196)





Date: July 17th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Aromatic stage

blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399439)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822935)





Date: March 26th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

The frame is complete! if anyone wants to see it, the framing shop is located at...............

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

I'm not picking it up until noon tomorrow, so you can see if from 10am to 12pm in the framing shop, or, of course, at my apt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7822944)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

Now, the frame is at my house. Now I just need to get my interior decorator slash maid to come over and tell me where to hang it, and then have her husband hang it.

Where shall I put it!!!?????!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828605)





Date: March 27th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: magenta misanthropic public bath

I thought this was going to be a post from a Notre Dame law student who shat in the magazine aisle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7828662)





Date: March 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

The frame is now hanging in my living room. It really brings life to the place. I'm so proud of myself.

The story is over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849352)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:08 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

this shit is bad. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849518)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

I love this thread. ty diandre for posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849534)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849551)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

It's definitely the principle of mathematical induction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849562)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

clearly i was just joking about that.

BUT, i use mathematical induction at my job, while I'm programming.

Two concrete examples:

1) When we're testing a new version of a pricing library, we compare the output of a file with the output of a file that was produced during a test just before. if the files are the same, then we're good. Because we assume that the one from before is good, given that the first one is good. that's what mathematical induction is.

2) When I download historical spreads from a database, some of the dates have error values. What i should do is some sort of interpolation to get the value, but I do something more simple which is just get the value from the day before. If there is a value for the first date, then i'm guaranteed to have an entire series without any errors. Again, basic mathematical induction.

I can't think of where jigga uses inducation in his raps, quite honestly. i was just joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849587)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

tytytytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849591)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated balding voyeur church building

This thread gets worse and worse every time you post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849622)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:33 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

huh? i did start the thread jerkweed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849629)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:35 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

what? are my examples not induction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849635)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Insecure maroon resort degenerate

ok i officially dont get what the fuck this is all about.

as far as your comparisions go unless you use a cyclic redundancy check or non repeating hash the two files cant be compared directly. a bit differential will cancel out and even though both files are different you will get the result that both files are identical.

what youre doing is not induction. its extrapolation with infinite error functions.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399281)





Date: March 31st, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Carmine home new version

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849719)





Date: March 31st, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

the young lady who came over last night was like:

"wow, that's hot. you just got all his shit. nobody else has something like that".

she is from florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7849886)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

YES!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399208)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: aqua space

tytytytytyty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977310)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:48 PM
Author: Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977365)





Date: March 31st, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

wanna know the consultant's name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#7851628)





Date: July 17th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Charismatic gaping

I never did get this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8399247)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

bumps historical spreads from a database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703073)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Theater Stage Mood

diandre, is some kind of next-level shitck from the year 2025 that I just don't understand yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703092)





Date: September 28th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

http://jenniekeinard.com/info.htm

no joke buddy. Okay, 3.85 instead of 3.89. i'm not perfect, you know

but what I described happened. those bastards should not have thrown us out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703196)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

one more point on this. The chick who helped me pick a spot on the wall and hang the picture is my sup's wife, and she claims to have been an interior decorator. she definitely does a good job cleaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703231)





Date: September 29th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: provocative rehab

it's like an episode of Jerry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8703506)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Electric cumskin

Anyway, the Jigga autograph is from 1998. It is signed, '98

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977294)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: aqua space

Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977302)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Pea-brained adulterous mad-dog skullcap

See, I didn't even know that they were called jewel cases. I even learned something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977342)





Date: December 4th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: rambunctious jet-lagged theater personal credit line

Robert Hacketttt is a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#8977369)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: Rough-skinned antidepressant drug

My first suggestion was Starbucks. then I suggested either my apartment or her frame studio. She rejected my apt and the studio. I think that she felt safer at the bookstore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449559)





Date: March 8th, 2008 3:44 PM
Author: yellow sanctuary

I think I'm starting to get it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449011)





Date: March 8th, 2008 4:32 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

this was always one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449286)





Date: March 8th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Rough-skinned antidepressant drug

It's #1 in my book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9449526)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:19 AM
Author: laughsome cruise ship dysfunction

all the posts calling it the worst thread of all time makes it even better (in part because they might be right)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451447)





Date: March 9th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess

wtf no, it's next level schtick.

it's truly amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9451712)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: red marvelous tank site

This is the one XO thread that I feel I could only truly appreciate while high. But it is hilarious in any event. The "I use induction all the time at my job" post was incredible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450225)





Date: March 8th, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: mustard heaven organic girlfriend

this is some fucked up shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9450314)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:41 AM
Author: fragrant institution fat ankles

Diamonds and Pearls? WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452031)





Date: March 9th, 2008 5:36 AM
Author: provocative rehab

if you don't understand this thread, you're not ready for xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#9452140)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:00 PM
Author: Elite Seedy Mental Disorder Jewess

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307935)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: lavender water buffalo

interesting that it was Sunday (THE Holy day) when we were doing it so it was if we were treating Hov godlike.

keep in mind this is like a really really dorky (but not a dork) thin white girl who admitted she had no clue about Jay-Z or his music.

------

this is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10307949)





Date: October 29th, 2008 11:28 PM
Author: lilac pit multi-billionaire

this is bad, real bad. this is not good for my image. I am completely divorcing myself from the memory of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=593673&forum_id=2#10308007)