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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
Wow.
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
honey-headed excitant cumskin
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
Blue area
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
cracking native ladyboy
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
Nubile titillating kitchen
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
honey-headed excitant cumskin
  09/11/07
whoa
aqua heady idiot pisswyrm
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
Greedy Den
  07/14/04
Over the line
coral appetizing ratface immigrant
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
naked double fault piazza
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Silver Kitty Cat
  09/14/04
Oh my.
abnormal meetinghouse
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
Greedy Den
  07/14/04
it's not.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
abnormal meetinghouse
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
abnormal meetinghouse
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
abnormal meetinghouse
  07/14/04
hot.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
dark water buffalo sex offender
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
azure 180 kitty
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
misanthropic party of the first part
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
misanthropic party of the first part
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
misanthropic party of the first part
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
coral appetizing ratface immigrant
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Silver Kitty Cat
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
bright nursing home
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
coral appetizing ratface immigrant
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
godawful giraffe
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
Magical Mind-boggling National
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
Greedy Den
  07/14/04
Bullshit
vivacious fishy affirmative action
  10/11/04
180
bipolar gaming laptop
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
Nubile titillating kitchen
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Emerald Big Masturbator Ape
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Silver Kitty Cat
  09/14/04
bump
azure 180 kitty
  07/15/04
yikes!
godawful giraffe
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Emerald Big Masturbator Ape
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
passionate deer antler
  09/14/04
...
beady-eyed regret
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
godawful giraffe
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
Garnet Deranged Set Really Tough Guy
  07/07/05
...
beady-eyed regret
  07/07/05
aye
Pink place of business
  07/07/05
...
racy unhinged jew school cafeteria
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
Bisexual Orchestra Pit Personal Credit Line
  07/21/05
...
Rebellious Locale
  08/26/05
...
navy theater mexican
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
Light Stead Antidepressant Drug
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
gay forum
  09/11/05
...
godawful giraffe
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Stirring Amethyst Box Office
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  12/02/05
still funny
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
Maroon floppy garrison
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  01/16/06
...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  01/26/06
bump
Pearl stimulating stage
  01/28/06
...
navy theater mexican
  01/29/06
...
diverse coiffed field
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
diverse coiffed field
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  02/07/06
yup.
diverse coiffed field
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
diverse coiffed field
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
Magical Mind-boggling National
  02/07/06
for slap!
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
Magical Mind-boggling National
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
diverse coiffed field
  02/24/06
...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  03/01/06
...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  04/29/06
...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  05/25/06
ads?
Emerald Big Masturbator Ape
  05/27/06
gaids?
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  06/06/06
never gets old
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  06/28/06
...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  07/10/06
For andrew.
mustard overrated gas station
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
red curious chad
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
mustard overrated gas station
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
Alcoholic Principal's Office
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
zombie-like lime hunting ground
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Dun Cruise Ship Therapy
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Arousing sienna weed whacker stain
  09/10/06
hi
Odious selfie
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Provocative mahogany library
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Haunting brunch fat ankles
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
red curious chad
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Arousing sienna weed whacker stain
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
razzmatazz medicated lettuce
  02/01/07
...
razzmatazz medicated lettuce
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
zombie-like lime hunting ground
  03/05/07
hello world
Exciting Yellow Bawdyhouse
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Dun Cruise Ship Therapy
  03/08/07
lolz
Gold french chef office
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
Twinkling Abode
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
Twinkling Abode
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Galvanic cheese-eating hall
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
Gold french chef office
  06/01/07
Canned.
Dashing very tactful site
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
Twinkling Abode
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
Twinkling Abode
  07/02/07
...
Dashing very tactful site
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
talented ruddy turdskin
  07/10/07
...
Dashing very tactful site
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
dull location
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
translucent supple address psychic
  09/11/07
...
Adventurous Home Alpha
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
godawful giraffe
  09/11/07
lulz
honey-headed excitant cumskin
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
translucent supple address psychic
  09/11/07
so?
honey-headed excitant cumskin
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
crystalline new version travel guidebook
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
wonderful institution mad-dog skullcap
  03/09/08
???
Slippery Rough-skinned Rigor Heaven
  05/24/08
...
fragrant magenta lay voyeur
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
Gold french chef office
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant cumskin

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Blue area

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: bright nursing home

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: cracking native ladyboy

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Nubile titillating kitchen

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant cumskin

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: aqua heady idiot pisswyrm

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Greedy Den

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: coral appetizing ratface immigrant

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: naked double fault piazza

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Silver Kitty Cat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: abnormal meetinghouse

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: bright nursing home

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Greedy Den

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: bright nursing home

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: abnormal meetinghouse

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: bright nursing home

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: abnormal meetinghouse

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: bright nursing home

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: abnormal meetinghouse

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: bright nursing home

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: dark water buffalo sex offender

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: bright nursing home

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: azure 180 kitty

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: misanthropic party of the first part

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: misanthropic party of the first part

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: bright nursing home

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: misanthropic party of the first part

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: bright nursing home

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: coral appetizing ratface immigrant

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Silver Kitty Cat

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: bright nursing home

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: coral appetizing ratface immigrant

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Mildly autistic plaza preventive strike

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Greedy Den

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: vivacious fishy affirmative action

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: bipolar gaming laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Nubile titillating kitchen

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Emerald Big Masturbator Ape

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Silver Kitty Cat

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: azure 180 kitty

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Emerald Big Masturbator Ape

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: passionate deer antler

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: godawful giraffe

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Garnet Deranged Set Really Tough Guy

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Pink place of business

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: racy unhinged jew school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Bisexual Orchestra Pit Personal Credit Line

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Rebellious Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: navy theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: Light Stead Antidepressant Drug

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: gay forum

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: godawful giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Stirring Amethyst Box Office

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Maroon floppy garrison

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: Pearl stimulating stage

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: navy theater mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: diverse coiffed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: diverse coiffed field

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: diverse coiffed field

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: diverse coiffed field

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Magical Mind-boggling National

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: diverse coiffed field

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Emerald Big Masturbator Ape

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: mustard overrated gas station

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: red curious chad

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: mustard overrated gas station

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic Principal's Office

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: zombie-like lime hunting ground

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Dun Cruise Ship Therapy

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Arousing sienna weed whacker stain

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Odious selfie

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Provocative mahogany library

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Haunting brunch fat ankles

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: red curious chad

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Arousing sienna weed whacker stain

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz medicated lettuce

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz medicated lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: zombie-like lime hunting ground
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Exciting Yellow Bawdyhouse

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Dun Cruise Ship Therapy

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Gold french chef office

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Galvanic cheese-eating hall

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: Gold french chef office

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Dashing very tactful site

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Twinkling Abode

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Dashing very tactful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: talented ruddy turdskin

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Dashing very tactful site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: dull location

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: translucent supple address psychic

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Adventurous Home Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: godawful giraffe

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant cumskin

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: translucent supple address psychic

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: honey-headed excitant cumskin

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: crystalline new version travel guidebook

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: wonderful institution mad-dog skullcap

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Slippery Rough-skinned Rigor Heaven

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: fragrant magenta lay voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Gold french chef office

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)