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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
Wow.
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
free-loading avocado step-uncle's house
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
cobalt marvelous shrine
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
Motley House
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
Gay sexy trust fund
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
free-loading avocado step-uncle's house
  09/11/07
whoa
pearly temple
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
slimy stage
  07/14/04
Over the line
Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
Vermilion Mediation Point
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty
  09/14/04
Oh my.
racy grizzly set
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
slimy stage
  07/14/04
it's not.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
racy grizzly set
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
racy grizzly set
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
racy grizzly set
  07/14/04
hot.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
At-the-ready razzmatazz office liquid oxygen
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
misanthropic canary cumskin
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
awkward drunken theater
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
awkward drunken theater
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
awkward drunken theater
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
Massive institution sneaky criminal
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
white base mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
white base mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
white base mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
slimy stage
  07/14/04
Bullshit
Flickering Son Of Senegal Field
  10/11/04
180
impressive multi-colored plaza jew
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
Gay sexy trust fund
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Soggy knife deer antler
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty
  09/14/04
bump
misanthropic canary cumskin
  07/15/04
yikes!
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Soggy knife deer antler
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
vigorous rusted useless brakes den
  09/14/04
...
Cerebral Pale Hell
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
charismatic yapping half-breed chad
  07/07/05
...
Cerebral Pale Hell
  07/07/05
aye
dull brunch dingle berry
  07/07/05
...
Trip mexican
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
180 hospital pocket flask
  07/21/05
...
floppy slippery abode weed whacker
  08/26/05
...
House-broken Sweet Tailpipe
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
umber twisted faggot firefighter
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
Walnut useless dilemma
  09/11/05
...
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Disturbing Titillating Genital Piercing
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  12/02/05
still funny
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
Salmon nursing home people who are hurt
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  01/16/06
...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  01/26/06
bump
khaki locus legend
  01/28/06
...
House-broken Sweet Tailpipe
  01/29/06
...
self-centered sinister gaming laptop
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
self-centered sinister gaming laptop
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  02/07/06
yup.
self-centered sinister gaming laptop
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
self-centered sinister gaming laptop
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  02/07/06
for slap!
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
French passionate theatre electric furnace
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
self-centered sinister gaming laptop
  02/24/06
...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  03/01/06
...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  04/29/06
...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  05/25/06
ads?
Soggy knife deer antler
  05/27/06
gaids?
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  06/06/06
never gets old
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  06/28/06
...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  07/10/06
For andrew.
garnet elite friendly grandma business firm
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
maniacal big piazza
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
garnet elite friendly grandma business firm
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
Submissive Senate
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Stimulating Home Patrolman
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Bistre Hairraiser Church Building
  09/10/06
hi
fragrant gunner site
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
federal greedy hunting ground
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Aphrodisiac Medicated Round Eye
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
maniacal big piazza
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Bistre Hairraiser Church Building
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
blue location background story
  02/01/07
...
blue location background story
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
Submissive Senate
  03/05/07
hello world
adventurous whorehouse
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Stimulating Home Patrolman
  03/08/07
lolz
clear laughsome university
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Olive nibblets
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
clear laughsome university
  06/01/07
Canned.
histrionic philosopher-king
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead
  07/02/07
...
histrionic philosopher-king
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
Purple Corner
  07/10/07
...
histrionic philosopher-king
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
glittery mental disorder
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
pink fiercely-loyal range
  09/11/07
...
cyan supple chapel
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse
  09/11/07
lulz
free-loading avocado step-uncle's house
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
pink fiercely-loyal range
  09/11/07
so?
free-loading avocado step-uncle's house
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
Bonkers appetizing casino
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
blathering costumed pit
  03/09/08
???
pontificating vivacious market
  05/24/08
...
insanely creepy fortuitous meteor crackhouse
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
clear laughsome university
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: free-loading avocado step-uncle's house

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: cobalt marvelous shrine

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Motley House

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Gay sexy trust fund

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: free-loading avocado step-uncle's house

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: pearly temple

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: slimy stage

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Mediation Point

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: racy grizzly set

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: slimy stage

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: racy grizzly set

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: racy grizzly set

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: racy grizzly set

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: At-the-ready razzmatazz office liquid oxygen

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: misanthropic canary cumskin

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: awkward drunken theater

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: awkward drunken theater

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: awkward drunken theater

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Massive institution sneaky criminal

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Contagious Rehab Organic Girlfriend

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: white base mad-dog skullcap

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: white base mad-dog skullcap

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: white base mad-dog skullcap

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: slimy stage

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: Flickering Son Of Senegal Field

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: impressive multi-colored plaza jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Gay sexy trust fund

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Soggy knife deer antler

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible tantric gaping kitty

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: misanthropic canary cumskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Soggy knife deer antler

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: vigorous rusted useless brakes den

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Pale Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: charismatic yapping half-breed chad

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Pale Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: dull brunch dingle berry

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Trip mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: 180 hospital pocket flask

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: floppy slippery abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: House-broken Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: umber twisted faggot firefighter

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: Walnut useless dilemma

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Disturbing Titillating Genital Piercing

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Salmon nursing home people who are hurt

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: khaki locus legend

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: House-broken Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: self-centered sinister gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: self-centered sinister gaming laptop

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: self-centered sinister gaming laptop

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: self-centered sinister gaming laptop

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: French passionate theatre electric furnace

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: self-centered sinister gaming laptop

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Soggy knife deer antler

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: garnet elite friendly grandma business firm

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: maniacal big piazza

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: garnet elite friendly grandma business firm

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Nudist Toaster Stain

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Submissive Senate

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Home Patrolman

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Bistre Hairraiser Church Building

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: fragrant gunner site

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: federal greedy hunting ground

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Medicated Round Eye

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: maniacal big piazza

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Bistre Hairraiser Church Building

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: blue location background story

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: blue location background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: Submissive Senate
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: adventurous whorehouse

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Home Patrolman

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: clear laughsome university

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Olive nibblets

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: clear laughsome university

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: histrionic philosopher-king

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Flatulent chestnut old irish cottage circlehead

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: histrionic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Purple Corner

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: glittery mental disorder

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: pink fiercely-loyal range

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: cyan supple chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: cerise aromatic dysfunction bawdyhouse

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: free-loading avocado step-uncle's house

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: pink fiercely-loyal range

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: free-loading avocado step-uncle's house

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: Bonkers appetizing casino

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: blathering costumed pit

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: pontificating vivacious market

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: insanely creepy fortuitous meteor crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: clear laughsome university

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)