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Women, what if your BF threatened you with DMX lyrics?
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:08 PM Author: Crimson Orchestra Pit He never actually hurt you, and was in all regards a superb boyfriend.
But sometimes, when he got mad, he'd threaten you using lyrics from rapper DMX.
For instance, you once got into an argument over where to have dinner, and he told you "First of all, you ain't rapped long enough to be fuckin with me, and you, you ain't strong enough - so whatever it is you puffin' on that got you think you Superman, I got the Kryptonite - should I smack you with my dick and the mic?"
He didn't do anything to you after that, and the argument ended amicably.
Another time, you criticized his dangerous dirtbike racing style, and he tells you "I'm not a nice person! - I mean I'd smack the shit out you twice, dog, and that's BEFORE I start cursin'!"
Again, nothing much happens afterwards.
He is British, btw. |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Opaque Lettuce Grandma wishin your soul's at rest but it's hard to digest with the size of the hole in your chest (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861922) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Crimson Orchestra Pit Listen, yo' ass is about to be missin' - you know who gon' find you? Some old man fishin'!
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Big Bright Blood Rage i could kill your ass in many ways watch ya die slow without so much as a blink leave you in ur crib till your neighbours notice the stink |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:31 PM Author: appetizing french prole I got blood on my hands w/ no remorse I got blood on my dick cause I fucked the corpse |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:13 PM Author: lemon lodge 181! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861937) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Mind-boggling chrome useless brakes deer antler your best post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861924) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: federal area sweet tailpipe Sort of a rip-off of a Chuck Klosterman bit.
"You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compasionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intently about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?" |
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Date: April 2nd, 2007 8:15 PM Author: territorial concupiscible laser beams :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7861946) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 6:46 PM Author: Crimson Orchestra Pit ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867559) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:19 PM Author: Wonderful infuriating pistol travel guidebook is this really the first time this has been posted? it seems vaguely familiar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868034) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:21 PM Author: Crimson Orchestra Pit Gogol Ganguly started a "Post DMX lyrics" thread earlier this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868047) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Umber hot house striped hyena lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7867661) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:32 PM Author: smoky big-titted whorehouse Fucking awesome. I especially love the British addition at the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868105) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Yellow razzmatazz bawdyhouse foreskin Since I actually know the lyrics to at least that one DMX song I would probably respond in kind.
Then I'd hump him. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:45 PM Author: aqua idiotic brethren hissy fit i just threw up a little in my mouth. given your ugliness, please avoid all sexual topics. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868194) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:20 PM Author: Yellow razzmatazz bawdyhouse foreskin Fuck you.
I'm the original xoxo slut. Ugly or not, I get to hump. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:47 PM Author: Wonderful infuriating pistol travel guidebook i predict some dirty rough humping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868202) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:19 PM Author: Cracking Henna Yarmulke Preventive Strike nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868774) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:31 AM Author: Cracking Henna Yarmulke Preventive Strike it creeps me out to see my old posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9470879) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Yellow razzmatazz bawdyhouse foreskin this just inspired me to listen to the only dmx song i have on my computer. thnx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868806) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM Author: multi-colored elite stain piazza I'd secretly film him. If we ever broke up, I'd post all the tapes on YouTube. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868827) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 10:27 PM Author: Opaque Lettuce We have to find someone to do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#7868834) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Big Bright Blood Rage When you in the house you play by house 2 words you'll never here again are house lose And that's house choose it aint gonna be that Cause I can't see that
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Date: May 8th, 2007 3:35 PM Author: Scarlet Roast Beef I'd have to pop a cap in his ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8084928) |
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Date: May 8th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Peach Partner Ape lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8085184) |
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Date: December 1st, 2007 1:40 PM Author: Odious Indirect Expression underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#8960361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 9:16 AM Author: Chestnut center puppy This thread is a great companion piece to Beta's gf thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9431987) |
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Date: April 10th, 2008 11:04 AM Author: Big Bright Blood Rage He is British, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=606684&forum_id=2#9606466) |
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