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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Startled piazza philosopher-king first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: razzmatazz tantric lay don't fucking say "look into your eyes"
if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: razzmatazz tantric lay Or just knock her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Unhinged mexican pit No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: razzmatazz tantric lay You're right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Sickened hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Unhinged mexican pit No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Dun twisted kitty cat brethren "Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Chocolate haunted graveyard mental disorder I like this better.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: aromatic orchid dopamine bbw whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: Impertinent crimson step-uncle's house tank TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.
"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: Cruel-hearted Stimulating Generalized Bond Set What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: aromatic orchid dopamine bbw then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl. |
Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: laughsome hominid ROTFLMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: violent azn Replace "eyes" with "tits." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Chartreuse really tough guy parlour at least with this, you'll make her laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: Milky domesticated whorehouse coldplay fan she'll laugh regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: smoky half-breed love of her life Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: Glittery citrine business firm you have no game :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: Unholy galvanic hall tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: azure stock car international law enforcement agency Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659) |
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he is featured at the PLAYBOY
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but you can also find his website
http://www.mysterymethod.com |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: Trip Principal's Office Corn Cake Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: beta place of business weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: Bearded Resort edited version: "Hi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: Self-absorbed amber pisswyrm stag film Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."
Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch
Step 3: Kiss
Step 4: Bone |