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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: domesticated magical trust fund first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Black legend stock car don't fucking say "look into your eyes"
if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Black legend stock car Or just knock her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Flirting locus toaster No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: Black legend stock car You're right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Cracking frum tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Flirting locus toaster No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: ebony set "Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Hairraiser zombie-like boistinker I like this better.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: 180 internet-worthy lay genital piercing whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: heady lemon hissy fit TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.
"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: titillating stubborn famous landscape painting foreskin What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: 180 internet-worthy lay genital piercing then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl. |
Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Cream masturbator church building ROTFLMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: Maroon Whorehouse Replace "eyes" with "tits." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: blathering step-uncle's house at least with this, you'll make her laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: Red hospital yarmulke she'll laugh regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: Zippy light gaping Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: Bearded psychic you have no game :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: nofapping son of senegal cumskin tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: Rusted up-to-no-good scourge upon the earth Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: Fragrant Cruise Ship Nibblets wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!
he is featured at the PLAYBOY
http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html
but you can also find his website
http://www.mysterymethod.com |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: Yellow arousing gaming laptop elastic band Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Rose Abode weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: aquamarine misanthropic native rigor edited version: "Hi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: Unholy spectacular karate Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."
Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch
Step 3: Kiss
Step 4: Bone |