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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
Ruby Blood Rage Philosopher-king
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
impressive pontificating library persian
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
impressive pontificating library persian
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
Tantric Umber Corner
  04/10/07
You're right.
impressive pontificating library persian
  04/10/07
...
Aphrodisiac Hairless Voyeur Cruise Ship
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
Tantric Umber Corner
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
brilliant trailer park
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
shaky razzle-dazzle church building
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
chartreuse adventurous theater stage
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
ungodly locale toaster
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
jet rough-skinned hell
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
chartreuse adventurous theater stage
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
fishy state
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Flickering blathering market
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
apoplectic topaz home dog poop
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
shivering hospital brethren
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
twinkling zippy piazza pervert
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
autistic multi-colored step-uncle's house community account
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
Coiffed indian lodge turdskin
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
Alcoholic Curious Mad-dog Skullcap Halford
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
Cracking mexican
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
Elite vibrant senate foreskin
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
Fragrant Splenetic Codepig
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
fighting overrated pit factory reset button
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
slap-happy feces
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Ruby Blood Rage Philosopher-king

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: impressive pontificating library persian

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: impressive pontificating library persian

Or just knock her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Tantric Umber Corner

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: impressive pontificating library persian

You're right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Hairless Voyeur Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Tantric Umber Corner

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: brilliant trailer park

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)





Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: shaky razzle-dazzle church building

I like this better.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: chartreuse adventurous theater stage

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: ungodly locale toaster

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: jet rough-skinned hell

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: chartreuse adventurous theater stage

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: fishy state

ROTFLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Flickering blathering market

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: apoplectic topaz home dog poop

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: shivering hospital brethren

she'll laugh regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: twinkling zippy piazza pervert

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: autistic multi-colored step-uncle's house community account

you have no game :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Coiffed indian lodge turdskin

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Alcoholic Curious Mad-dog Skullcap Halford

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Cracking mexican

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Elite vibrant senate foreskin

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Fragrant Splenetic Codepig

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: fighting overrated pit factory reset button

edited version: "Hi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: slap-happy feces

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)