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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: cracking brindle gaping first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Heady deranged location immigrant don't fucking say "look into your eyes"
if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Heady deranged location immigrant Or just knock her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: exhilarant crystalline tattoo mexican No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM Author: Heady deranged location immigrant You're right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: galvanic cyan shitlib office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: exhilarant crystalline tattoo mexican No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Orchid frisky azn "Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM Author: bespoke vigorous crackhouse partner I like this better.
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Provocative mad cow disease address whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM Author: Fuchsia Bateful Dysfunction Hunting Ground TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.
"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM Author: free-loading main people really tough guy What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Provocative mad cow disease address then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl. |
Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Histrionic Lettuce ROTFLMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM Author: violet menage Replace "eyes" with "tits." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM Author: Gold stimulating famous landscape painting at least with this, you'll make her laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM Author: Ebony Garrison she'll laugh regardless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: aromatic deer antler elastic band Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM Author: indigo regret pit you have no game :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM Author: Excitant umber native private investor tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: Olive Selfie Nursing Home Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: tantric comical business firm hissy fit wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!
he is featured at the PLAYBOY
http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html
but you can also find his website
http://www.mysterymethod.com |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: racy awkward property toilet seat Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: razzle-dazzle mental disorder weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM Author: overrated parlor edited version: "Hi" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275) |
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Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM Author: Harsh Vengeful Messiness National Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."
Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch
Step 3: Kiss
Step 4: Bone |