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met a nice girl -- is this a good line?

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the m...
ivory nursing home therapy
  04/10/07
don't fucking say "look into your eyes" if you ...
Judgmental point psychic
  04/10/07
Or just knock her out.
Judgmental point psychic
  04/10/07
No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely ...
Comical Pontificating French Chef
  04/10/07
You're right.
Judgmental point psychic
  04/10/07
...
Carmine pungent institution kitty cat
  04/10/07
No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking l...
Comical Pontificating French Chef
  04/10/07
"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go...
Stimulating insanely creepy boiling water factory reset button
  04/10/07
I like this better. :)
racy splenetic address voyeur
  04/10/07
whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead o...
Impressive sapphire lodge water buffalo
  04/10/07
TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart. &...
Federal opaque resort pozpig
  04/10/07
What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination an...
well-lubricated bonkers cuckoldry national
  04/10/07
then he should kill self. but in all honesty planning out l...
Impressive sapphire lodge water buffalo
  04/10/07
ROTFLMAO
Vibrant Rehab Circlehead
  04/10/07
Replace "eyes" with "tits."
Passionate salmon cuck
  04/10/07
at least with this, you'll make her laugh.
motley nowag
  04/10/07
she'll laugh regardless
thriller area
  04/10/07
Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.
Frum Embarrassed To The Bone Dilemma Shitlib
  04/10/07
you have no game :(
Diverse community account station
  04/10/07
tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be d...
black goal in life
  04/10/07
Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy ...
Gold appetizing theatre
  04/10/07
wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect...
swashbuckling trust fund
  04/10/07
Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been ...
dashing bistre university
  04/10/07
weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this...
Outnumbered shimmering lay
  04/10/07
edited version: "Hi"
walnut electric trump supporter weed whacker
  04/10/07
Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity." ...
stirring hominid
  04/10/07


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Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: ivory nursing home therapy

first, some context: I'm a 1L who moved to the EC from the midwest. We've talked a bit about my feeling homesick.

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes"

edit this if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904424)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Judgmental point psychic

don't fucking say "look into your eyes"

if you have to use something like this, just say "talking to you" or "hanging out with you" or something similar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904428)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Judgmental point psychic

Or just knock her out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904444)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Comical Pontificating French Chef

No, there is no fucking excuse for saying anything remotely resembling that. He's going to come off as overdramatic when he says it and her silence will be incredibly awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904454)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:12 AM
Author: Judgmental point psychic

You're right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904461)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Carmine pungent institution kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904432)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Comical Pontificating French Chef

No way, that's creepy as fuck. You should never be talking like that to a girl unless she's close to becoming your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904438)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Stimulating insanely creepy boiling water factory reset button

"Your summer job sounds really cool. Do you want to go talk about it over a cup of coffee?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904441)





Date: April 10th, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: racy splenetic address voyeur

I like this better.

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905882)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Impressive sapphire lodge water buffalo

whatever you say will sound forced, don't plan lines ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904449)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: Federal opaque resort pozpig

TITCR. never have a script, just speak from the heart.

"take care of the sounds and the sense will take care of itself."

/obscure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904534)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: well-lubricated bonkers cuckoldry national

What if saying stuff like this is his natural inclination and he needs to plan lines out in advance to avoid such douchebaggery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904571)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Impressive sapphire lodge water buffalo

then he should kill self.

but in all honesty planning out lines ahead of time is probably the worst thing he could do, fakeness is always frowned upon at least with his natural douchebaggery he's being himself and if keeps at it he'll find an equally pathetic girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904584)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Rehab Circlehead

ROTFLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904429)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Passionate salmon cuck

Replace "eyes" with "tits."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904612)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:38 AM
Author: motley nowag

at least with this, you'll make her laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904916)





Date: April 10th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: thriller area

she'll laugh regardless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904948)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Frum Embarrassed To The Bone Dilemma Shitlib

Never look into a chicks tits unless you're a radiologist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905818)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Diverse community account station

you have no game :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904623)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: black goal in life

tough crowd tonight. just tone it down. ask her out and be done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904640)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Gold appetizing theatre

Prob best advice given here is for you to wing it and enjoy doing so instead of planning "lines" ahead of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904659)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: swashbuckling trust fund

wrong! PLAYBOY features an article on the master of perfect pickup lines. you must do the lines!

he is featured at the PLAYBOY

http://www.playboy.com/style/guy101/bed-any-babe/bed-any-babe.html

but you can also find his website

http://www.mysterymethod.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905313)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: dashing bistre university

Me: "The happiest I've been since moving here has been the moments when I look into your eyes. I also have a 7 inch cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904687)





Date: April 10th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Outnumbered shimmering lay

weak flame. that said, i threw up a little when i read this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7904701)





Date: April 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: walnut electric trump supporter weed whacker

edited version: "Hi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905275)





Date: April 10th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: stirring hominid

Step 1: "Hey, let's go to X dat-ey activity."

Step 2: Have fun on the date, casually touch

Step 3: Kiss

Step 4: Bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&forum_id=2#7905805)