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Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Racy hissy fit market
  04/26/07
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Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Gaped stimulating jewess
  04/26/07
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Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone
  04/27/07
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Heady Orchestra Pit Feces
  04/26/07
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Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone
  04/26/07
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Heady Orchestra Pit Feces
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Arrogant flesh church wagecucks
  04/26/07
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Heady Orchestra Pit Feces
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Gaped stimulating jewess
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
soggy sick theatre
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
alcoholic iridescent ratface
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Racy hissy fit market
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
chrome self-centered multi-billionaire pervert
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
...
Heady Orchestra Pit Feces
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
...
Heady Orchestra Pit Feces
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
medicated fragrant french chef
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Chest-beating aquamarine stag film
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
hairraiser learning disabled dilemma turdskin
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
jet-lagged saffron ticket booth
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
crystalline adventurous house round eye
  04/26/07
...
navy low-t weed whacker theater
  04/26/07
*lol*
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Lake Set
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Gaped stimulating jewess
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
multi-colored whorehouse sex offender
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Startling garrison
  04/26/07
Probably 165
crystalline adventurous house round eye
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Shaky Police Squad Hominid
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
Greedy depressive
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
high-end bat shit crazy faggotry
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Shaky Police Squad Hominid
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Motley dun home
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Shaky Police Squad Hominid
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Motley dun home
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Shaky Police Squad Hominid
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Motley dun home
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Shaky Police Squad Hominid
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Histrionic Maize Hell
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Motley dun home
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Chest-beating aquamarine stag film
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
effete unholy hospital
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/26/07
yeah
effete unholy hospital
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Fighting Shrine
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
curious autistic degenerate
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
medicated fragrant french chef
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
curious autistic degenerate
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Red aphrodisiac roast beef useless brakes
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Sable associate center
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
Galvanic Green National Cuck
  04/26/07
titmfcr
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Nofapping territorial mood organic girlfriend
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
Jade diverse nowag goyim
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Umber cuckoldry
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Indigo Prole
  04/26/07
lol
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Indigo Prole
  04/26/07
lol
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
trip cream twinkling uncleanness hall
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Indigo Prole
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
sickened burgundy pocket flask
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
curious autistic degenerate
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Magenta At-the-ready Juggernaut Tank
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
curious autistic degenerate
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
jet-lagged saffron ticket booth
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
not true
snowy becky parlour
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Hideous Crimson Location
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
curious autistic degenerate
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
orchid partner gaming laptop
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Garnet Appetizing Plaza Electric Furnace
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Garnet Appetizing Plaza Electric Furnace
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Magenta At-the-ready Juggernaut Tank
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
metal chartreuse queen of the night space
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Nofapping territorial mood organic girlfriend
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
effete unholy hospital
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Chest-beating aquamarine stag film
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
alcoholic iridescent ratface
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Chest-beating aquamarine stag film
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Sable associate center
  04/27/07
100!
black zombie-like crackhouse
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
snowy becky parlour
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Mind-boggling wine bbw clown
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
snowy becky parlour
  04/27/07
as if
alcoholic iridescent ratface
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
alcoholic iridescent ratface
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Racy hissy fit market

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Gaped stimulating jewess

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Very Tactful Boyish Native Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Arrogant flesh church wagecucks

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Gaped stimulating jewess

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: soggy sick theatre

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent ratface

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Racy hissy fit market

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: chrome self-centered multi-billionaire pervert

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Heady Orchestra Pit Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: medicated fragrant french chef

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Chest-beating aquamarine stag film

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: hairraiser learning disabled dilemma turdskin

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged saffron ticket booth

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: crystalline adventurous house round eye

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: navy low-t weed whacker theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Lake Set

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Gaped stimulating jewess

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: multi-colored whorehouse sex offender

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Startling garrison

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: crystalline adventurous house round eye

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Shaky Police Squad Hominid

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: Greedy depressive

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: high-end bat shit crazy faggotry

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Shaky Police Squad Hominid

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Motley dun home

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Shaky Police Squad Hominid

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Motley dun home

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Shaky Police Squad Hominid

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Motley dun home

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Shaky Police Squad Hominid

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Histrionic Maize Hell

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Motley dun home

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Chest-beating aquamarine stag film

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: effete unholy hospital

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: effete unholy hospital

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Fighting Shrine

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: curious autistic degenerate

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: medicated fragrant french chef

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: curious autistic degenerate

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Red aphrodisiac roast beef useless brakes
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Sable associate center

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Galvanic Green National Cuck

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Nofapping territorial mood organic girlfriend

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Jade diverse nowag goyim

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Umber cuckoldry

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Indigo Prole

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Indigo Prole

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: trip cream twinkling uncleanness hall

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Indigo Prole

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: sickened burgundy pocket flask

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: curious autistic degenerate

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Juggernaut Tank

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: curious autistic degenerate

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged saffron ticket booth

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: snowy becky parlour
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Hideous Crimson Location

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: curious autistic degenerate

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: orchid partner gaming laptop

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Garnet Appetizing Plaza Electric Furnace

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Garnet Appetizing Plaza Electric Furnace

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Magenta At-the-ready Juggernaut Tank

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: metal chartreuse queen of the night space

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Nofapping territorial mood organic girlfriend

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: effete unholy hospital

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Chest-beating aquamarine stag film

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Marvelous thirsty mad-dog skullcap forum

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: alcoholic iridescent ratface

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Chest-beating aquamarine stag film

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Sable associate center

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: black zombie-like crackhouse

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: snowy becky parlour

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling wine bbw clown

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: snowy becky parlour

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: alcoholic iridescent ratface

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: alcoholic iridescent ratface

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)