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amber hateful skinny woman messiness
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
dashing locus queen of the night
  04/26/07
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amber hateful skinny woman messiness
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
sick theater stage brethren
  04/26/07
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amber hateful skinny woman messiness
  04/27/07
...
Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building
  04/26/07
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amber hateful skinny woman messiness
  04/26/07
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Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Bronze boltzmann
  04/26/07
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Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
sick theater stage brethren
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
hot provocative state pisswyrm
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
Multi-colored crackhouse
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
dashing locus queen of the night
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
hilarious chapel
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
...
Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
...
Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Learning disabled frozen native dog poop
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Concupiscible prole
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Ebony crusty sandwich
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
charismatic theatre rigor
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Ruby diverse people who are hurt
  04/26/07
...
aromatic zombie-like half-breed pervert
  04/26/07
*lol*
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
henna motley menage
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
sick theater stage brethren
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
doobsian stage stain
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
violent infuriating turdskin codepig
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Ruby diverse people who are hurt
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
yellow jap area
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
stimulating self-absorbed set gunner
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
filthy antidepressant drug
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
yellow jap area
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
yellow jap area
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
yellow jap area
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie
  04/26/07
That is likely.
yellow jap area
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
maroon hideous toaster
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Concupiscible prole
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Magical Overrated Nursing Home
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Umber clown
  04/26/07
yeah
Magical Overrated Nursing Home
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Razzmatazz Insanely Creepy Trailer Park
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Carnelian office
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Learning disabled frozen native dog poop
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Carnelian office
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Beady-eyed Pit
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
twisted library
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
Galvanic sepia persian hairy legs
  04/26/07
titmfcr
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
pontificating parlor pozpig
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
Mustard useless brakes
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
brindle house halford
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur
  04/26/07
lol
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur
  04/26/07
lol
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Deranged Stead
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
self-centered theater
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Carnelian office
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
histrionic indecent range trump supporter
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Carnelian office
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
charismatic theatre rigor
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
not true
erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
irate spot
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Carnelian office
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Soggy Dilemma
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
High-end Exciting Really Tough Guy Becky
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
High-end Exciting Really Tough Guy Becky
  04/26/07
barzinied.
histrionic indecent range trump supporter
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
pontificating parlor pozpig
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Magical Overrated Nursing Home
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Concupiscible prole
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
vermilion corner
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Umber clown
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
vermilion corner
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Umber clown
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Umber clown
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
vermilion corner
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
Multi-colored crackhouse
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Umber clown
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Concupiscible prole
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
twisted library
  04/27/07
100!
cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Umber clown
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete
  04/27/07
as if
Multi-colored crackhouse
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
Multi-colored crackhouse
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: amber hateful skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: dashing locus queen of the night

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: amber hateful skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: sick theater stage brethren

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: amber hateful skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: amber hateful skinny woman messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Bronze boltzmann

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: sick theater stage brethren

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: hot provocative state pisswyrm

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored crackhouse

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: dashing locus queen of the night

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: hilarious chapel

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Snowy Glittery Filthpig Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Learning disabled frozen native dog poop

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible prole

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Ebony crusty sandwich

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: charismatic theatre rigor

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Ruby diverse people who are hurt

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: aromatic zombie-like half-breed pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: henna motley menage

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: sick theater stage brethren

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: doobsian stage stain

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: violent infuriating turdskin codepig

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Ruby diverse people who are hurt

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: yellow jap area

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: stimulating self-absorbed set gunner

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: filthy antidepressant drug

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: yellow jap area

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: yellow jap area

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: yellow jap area

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: yellow jap area

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: maroon hideous toaster

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Painfully honest exhilarant garrison selfie

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible prole

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Magical Overrated Nursing Home

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Umber clown

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Magical Overrated Nursing Home

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Insanely Creepy Trailer Park

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Carnelian office

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Learning disabled frozen native dog poop

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Carnelian office

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pit
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: twisted library

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Galvanic sepia persian hairy legs

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: pontificating parlor pozpig

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Mustard useless brakes

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: brindle house halford

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Deranged Stead

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Floppy Scarlet Property Voyeur

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: self-centered theater

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Carnelian office

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: histrionic indecent range trump supporter

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Carnelian office

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: charismatic theatre rigor

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: irate spot

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Carnelian office

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Soggy Dilemma

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: High-end Exciting Really Tough Guy Becky

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: High-end Exciting Really Tough Guy Becky

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic indecent range trump supporter

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling impertinent volcanic crater sanctuary

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: pontificating parlor pozpig

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Magical Overrated Nursing Home

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible prole

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: vermilion corner

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Umber clown

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: vermilion corner

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Umber clown

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Umber clown

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: vermilion corner

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored crackhouse

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Umber clown

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible prole

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: twisted library

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: cruel-hearted hissy fit indirect expression

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Umber clown

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: erotic fiercely-loyal keepsake machete

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored crackhouse

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored crackhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)