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claret up-to-no-good institution jewess
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
burgundy alcoholic pistol messiness
  04/26/07
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claret up-to-no-good institution jewess
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
greedy histrionic patrolman forum
  04/26/07
...
claret up-to-no-good institution jewess
  04/27/07
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Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig
  04/26/07
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claret up-to-no-good institution jewess
  04/26/07
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Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
well-lubricated topaz puppy
  04/26/07
...
Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
greedy histrionic patrolman forum
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
ruddy shitlib
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
blathering principal's office
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
burgundy alcoholic pistol messiness
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Multi-colored corner
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
...
Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
...
Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
peach chad
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
black masturbator home
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Laughsome fuchsia station depressive
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Godawful autistic mood
  04/26/07
...
Bossy Transparent Shrine Preventive Strike
  04/26/07
*lol*
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Idiotic lay
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
greedy histrionic patrolman forum
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
internet-worthy marketing idea sanctuary
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
crimson casino
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Godawful autistic mood
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Bateful ruby university
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
fragrant lilac locus clown
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Trip Nowag Sneaky Criminal
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Bateful ruby university
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Bateful ruby university
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Bateful ruby university
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Bateful ruby university
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
Diverse Pit Hominid
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/26/07
yeah
Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Buck-toothed temple
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
dashing indecent trailer park
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
peach chad
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
dashing indecent trailer park
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Frisky National Security Agency Business Firm
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
provocative parlor hunting ground
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
translucent crackhouse
  04/26/07
titmfcr
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
maroon dragon cumskin
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
lascivious sticky half-breed
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Disgusting fantasy-prone kitchen voyeur
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
soul-stirring snowy cruise ship
  04/26/07
lol
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
soul-stirring snowy cruise ship
  04/26/07
lol
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
judgmental fortuitous meteor area
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
soul-stirring snowy cruise ship
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
thriller sooty senate hissy fit
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
dashing indecent trailer park
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Coral Frum Telephone Elastic Band
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
dashing indecent trailer park
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Laughsome fuchsia station depressive
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
not true
cerise indian lodge gunner
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
curious chrome stag film tank
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
dashing indecent trailer park
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
mint round eye rigpig
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
electric den giraffe
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
electric den giraffe
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Coral Frum Telephone Elastic Band
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
emerald rambunctious center
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
maroon dragon cumskin
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Irradiated orchestra pit
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Irradiated orchestra pit
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Irradiated orchestra pit
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
blathering principal's office
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
provocative parlor hunting ground
  04/27/07
100!
tan plaza sweet tailpipe
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
cerise indian lodge gunner
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Passionate Set Goal In Life
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
cerise indian lodge gunner
  04/27/07
as if
blathering principal's office
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
blathering principal's office
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: claret up-to-no-good institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: burgundy alcoholic pistol messiness

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: claret up-to-no-good institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: greedy histrionic patrolman forum

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: claret up-to-no-good institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: claret up-to-no-good institution jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: well-lubricated topaz puppy

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: greedy histrionic patrolman forum

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: ruddy shitlib

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: blathering principal's office

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: burgundy alcoholic pistol messiness

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored corner

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Sick Irate Circlehead Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: peach chad

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: black masturbator home

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia station depressive

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Godawful autistic mood

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Bossy Transparent Shrine Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Idiotic lay

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: greedy histrionic patrolman forum

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy marketing idea sanctuary

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: crimson casino

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Godawful autistic mood

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Bateful ruby university

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: fragrant lilac locus clown

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Trip Nowag Sneaky Criminal

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Bateful ruby university

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Bateful ruby university

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Bateful ruby university

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful ruby university

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Diverse Pit Hominid

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling unhinged idea he suggested

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Buck-toothed temple

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: dashing indecent trailer park

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: peach chad

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: dashing indecent trailer park

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Frisky National Security Agency Business Firm
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: provocative parlor hunting ground

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: translucent crackhouse

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: maroon dragon cumskin

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: lascivious sticky half-breed

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Disgusting fantasy-prone kitchen voyeur

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy cruise ship

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy cruise ship

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: judgmental fortuitous meteor area

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: soul-stirring snowy cruise ship

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: thriller sooty senate hissy fit

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: dashing indecent trailer park

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Coral Frum Telephone Elastic Band

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: dashing indecent trailer park

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Laughsome fuchsia station depressive

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: cerise indian lodge gunner
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: curious chrome stag film tank

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: dashing indecent trailer park

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: mint round eye rigpig

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: electric den giraffe

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: electric den giraffe

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Coral Frum Telephone Elastic Band

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: emerald rambunctious center

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: maroon dragon cumskin

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Yellow Nighttime Candlestick Maker

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Irradiated orchestra pit

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Irradiated orchestra pit

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Irradiated orchestra pit

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: blathering principal's office

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Unholy School Cafeteria Degenerate

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: provocative parlor hunting ground

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: tan plaza sweet tailpipe

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: cerise indian lodge gunner

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate Set Goal In Life

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: cerise indian lodge gunner

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: blathering principal's office

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: blathering principal's office

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)