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Irradiated Walnut Spot
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
vigorous pea-brained prole
  04/26/07
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Irradiated Walnut Spot
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
excitant gaped lodge degenerate
  04/26/07
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Irradiated Walnut Spot
  04/27/07
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appetizing low-t haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
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Irradiated Walnut Spot
  04/26/07
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appetizing low-t haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
erotic haunting sweet tailpipe stage
  04/26/07
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appetizing low-t haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
excitant gaped lodge degenerate
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
azure hairraiser pocket flask boltzmann
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
Cobalt brunch
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
vigorous pea-brained prole
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
provocative university
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
...
appetizing low-t haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
...
appetizing low-t haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Mint big-titted property azn
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
stimulating silver parlour
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Nofapping scourge upon the earth
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Crimson Senate
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Slippery main people
  04/26/07
...
umber sneaky criminal
  04/26/07
*lol*
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Glassy base
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
excitant gaped lodge degenerate
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Cream national
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Multi-colored unhinged site
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Slippery main people
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
vivacious piazza
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
bull headed flesh box office
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
180 church building
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
180 church building
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
180 church building
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
chestnut fiercely-loyal patrolman
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
180 church building
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
stimulating silver parlour
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
twisted painfully honest jap macaca
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/26/07
yeah
twisted painfully honest jap macaca
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Fuchsia Electric Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
galvanic dilemma
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Mint big-titted property azn
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
galvanic dilemma
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
internet-worthy diverse tattoo
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Thriller bawdyhouse
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
amethyst indirect expression trust fund
  04/26/07
titmfcr
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
marvelous honey-headed sandwich windowlicker
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
orange range
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Filthy state deer antler
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo
  04/26/07
lol
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo
  04/26/07
lol
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Concupiscible Theatre Dragon
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
fragrant ocher foreskin
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
galvanic dilemma
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Supple Ivory Whorehouse Associate
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
galvanic dilemma
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
passionate office mental disorder
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Crimson Senate
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
not true
Mentally impaired useless brakes
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Milky greedy mood ticket booth
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
galvanic dilemma
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good plaza
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
hilarious tanning salon
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
hilarious tanning salon
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Supple Ivory Whorehouse Associate
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
marvelous honey-headed sandwich windowlicker
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
twisted painfully honest jap macaca
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
stimulating silver parlour
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Tripping sooty dingle berry
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Tripping sooty dingle berry
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Tripping sooty dingle berry
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
Cobalt brunch
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
stimulating silver parlour
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Thriller bawdyhouse
  04/27/07
100!
passionate office mental disorder
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Mentally impaired useless brakes
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Mentally impaired useless brakes
  04/27/07
as if
Cobalt brunch
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
Cobalt brunch
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Irradiated Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: vigorous pea-brained prole

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Irradiated Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: excitant gaped lodge degenerate

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Irradiated Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: appetizing low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Irradiated Walnut Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: appetizing low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: erotic haunting sweet tailpipe stage

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: appetizing low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: excitant gaped lodge degenerate

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: azure hairraiser pocket flask boltzmann

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Cobalt brunch

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: vigorous pea-brained prole

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: provocative university

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: appetizing low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: appetizing low-t haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Mint big-titted property azn

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: stimulating silver parlour

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Nofapping scourge upon the earth

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Crimson Senate

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Slippery main people

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: umber sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Glassy base

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: excitant gaped lodge degenerate

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Cream national

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored unhinged site

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Slippery main people

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: vivacious piazza

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: bull headed flesh box office

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: 180 church building

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: 180 church building

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: 180 church building

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Comical Sexy Sound Barrier Idiot

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: chestnut fiercely-loyal patrolman

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: 180 church building

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: stimulating silver parlour

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: twisted painfully honest jap macaca

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: twisted painfully honest jap macaca

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Fuchsia Electric Friendly Grandma

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Mint big-titted property azn

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy diverse tattoo
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: amethyst indirect expression trust fund

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: marvelous honey-headed sandwich windowlicker

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: orange range

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Filthy state deer antler

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible Theatre Dragon

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: frozen at-the-ready heaven water buffalo

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: fragrant ocher foreskin

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Supple Ivory Whorehouse Associate

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Crimson Senate

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Mentally impaired useless brakes
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Milky greedy mood ticket booth

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: galvanic dilemma

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac up-to-no-good plaza

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: hilarious tanning salon

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: hilarious tanning salon

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Supple Ivory Whorehouse Associate

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Massive Becky People Who Are Hurt

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: marvelous honey-headed sandwich windowlicker

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: twisted painfully honest jap macaca

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: stimulating silver parlour

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Tripping sooty dingle berry

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Tripping sooty dingle berry

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Tripping sooty dingle berry

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Cobalt brunch

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: stimulating silver parlour

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Thriller bawdyhouse

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: passionate office mental disorder

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Mentally impaired useless brakes

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: laughsome sinister internal respiration factory reset button

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Mentally impaired useless brakes

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Cobalt brunch

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Cobalt brunch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)