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Misunderstood Spruce Center
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Maniacal Brethren Stain
  04/26/07
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Misunderstood Spruce Center
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
autistic church building roommate
  04/26/07
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Misunderstood Spruce Center
  04/27/07
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ebony corner boltzmann
  04/26/07
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Misunderstood Spruce Center
  04/26/07
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ebony corner boltzmann
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Massive brass stage goyim
  04/26/07
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ebony corner boltzmann
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
autistic church building roommate
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
seedy kitchen
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
chocolate ungodly cuckold milk
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Maniacal Brethren Stain
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
exciting organic girlfriend meetinghouse
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
...
ebony corner boltzmann
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
...
ebony corner boltzmann
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
mildly autistic spot haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Startling associate
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Azure factory reset button
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
Irradiated tanning salon love of her life
  04/26/07
...
disgusting native
  04/26/07
*lol*
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Bat shit crazy legal warrant market
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
autistic church building roommate
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Blue twisted range alpha
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Filthy church
  04/26/07
Probably 165
Irradiated tanning salon love of her life
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Crimson indecent ape macaca
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
painfully honest rigor point
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Narrow-minded Cerise Dilemma Selfie
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Crimson indecent ape macaca
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Tantric den
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Crimson indecent ape macaca
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Tantric den
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Crimson indecent ape macaca
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Tantric den
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Crimson indecent ape macaca
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
razzmatazz flushed lettuce
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Tantric den
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
gay voyeur
  04/26/07
yeah
turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Glittery purple theater
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Topaz 180 dragon
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
mildly autistic spot haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Topaz 180 dragon
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
ruddy abnormal skinny woman ticket booth
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
cracking giraffe
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
apoplectic cuck son of senegal
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
Hot State Dysfunction
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
galvanic set candlestick maker
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
blathering school cafeteria personal credit line
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
bronze police squad people who are hurt
  04/26/07
lol
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
bronze police squad people who are hurt
  04/26/07
lol
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
Hairraiser demanding chad
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
bronze police squad people who are hurt
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
rose splenetic useless brakes ceo
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Topaz 180 dragon
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Flesh soul-stirring sound barrier newt
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Topaz 180 dragon
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Azure factory reset button
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
not true
frum heady space regret
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
aqua impressive lay mad-dog skullcap
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Topaz 180 dragon
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Flickering Potus Halford
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Aromatic preventive strike
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Aromatic preventive strike
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Flesh soul-stirring sound barrier newt
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
anal bonkers becky
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
Hot State Dysfunction
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
angry immigrant gunner
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
gay voyeur
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
angry immigrant gunner
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
gay voyeur
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
gay voyeur
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
angry immigrant gunner
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
chocolate ungodly cuckold milk
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
gay voyeur
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
cracking giraffe
  04/27/07
100!
Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
frum heady space regret
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
gay voyeur
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
frum heady space regret
  04/27/07
as if
chocolate ungodly cuckold milk
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
chocolate ungodly cuckold milk
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Misunderstood Spruce Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Maniacal Brethren Stain

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Misunderstood Spruce Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: autistic church building roommate

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Misunderstood Spruce Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: ebony corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Misunderstood Spruce Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: ebony corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Massive brass stage goyim

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: ebony corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: autistic church building roommate

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: seedy kitchen

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: chocolate ungodly cuckold milk

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Maniacal Brethren Stain

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: exciting organic girlfriend meetinghouse

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: anal bonkers becky

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: ebony corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: anal bonkers becky

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: ebony corner boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: mildly autistic spot haunted graveyard

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Startling associate

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Azure factory reset button

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon love of her life

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: disgusting native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: anal bonkers becky

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy legal warrant market

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: autistic church building roommate

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Blue twisted range alpha

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Filthy church

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon love of her life

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Crimson indecent ape macaca

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: painfully honest rigor point

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded Cerise Dilemma Selfie

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Crimson indecent ape macaca

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Tantric den

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Crimson indecent ape macaca

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Tantric den

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Crimson indecent ape macaca

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Tantric den

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Crimson indecent ape macaca

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: anal bonkers becky

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz flushed lettuce

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Tantric den

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: anal bonkers becky

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: gay voyeur

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Glittery purple theater

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Topaz 180 dragon

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic spot haunted graveyard

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Topaz 180 dragon

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: ruddy abnormal skinny woman ticket booth
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: cracking giraffe

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: apoplectic cuck son of senegal

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Hot State Dysfunction

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: galvanic set candlestick maker

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: blathering school cafeteria personal credit line

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: bronze police squad people who are hurt

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: bronze police squad people who are hurt

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser demanding chad

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: bronze police squad people who are hurt

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: rose splenetic useless brakes ceo

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: anal bonkers becky

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Topaz 180 dragon

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Flesh soul-stirring sound barrier newt

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Topaz 180 dragon

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Azure factory reset button

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: frum heady space regret
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: aqua impressive lay mad-dog skullcap

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Topaz 180 dragon

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Flickering Potus Halford

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Aromatic preventive strike

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: anal bonkers becky

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Aromatic preventive strike

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Flesh soul-stirring sound barrier newt

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: anal bonkers becky

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: Hot State Dysfunction

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: turquoise sticky sex offender mad cow disease

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: angry immigrant gunner

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: gay voyeur

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: angry immigrant gunner

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: gay voyeur

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: gay voyeur

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: angry immigrant gunner

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: chocolate ungodly cuckold milk

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: gay voyeur

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Underhanded rambunctious pit stock car

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: cracking giraffe

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Sable Slippery Cruise Ship Friendly Grandma

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: frum heady space regret

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: gay voyeur

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: frum heady space regret

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: chocolate ungodly cuckold milk

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: chocolate ungodly cuckold milk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)