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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
at-the-ready institution
  05/07/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
at-the-ready institution
  05/07/07
titcr
Charismatic bawdyhouse
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
honey-headed corner becky
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
Charismatic bawdyhouse
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
honey-headed corner becky
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
Charismatic bawdyhouse
  05/07/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
metal center coffee pot
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop
  05/09/07
Naked Station Volcanic Crater
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
drunken hospital
  05/07/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
maroon overrated theater
  05/07/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
maroon overrated theater
  05/07/07
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high-end chestnut wagecucks pit
  05/07/07
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high-end chestnut wagecucks pit
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high-end chestnut wagecucks pit
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
bossy odious national security agency
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
topaz electric forum
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
slate site hissy fit
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/09/07
scrabble?
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
tired
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/09/07
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deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
Chrome floppy shitlib messiness
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
crimson outnumbered kitty dilemma
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
crimson outnumbered kitty dilemma
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
Hot.
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
which school?
bossy odious national security agency
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
Orange Wild Native
  05/09/07
bump
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
aweso
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
bossy odious national security agency
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
bossy odious national security agency
  05/09/07
lulz
irradiated indian lodge headpube
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
fishy concupiscible genital piercing
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
fishy concupiscible genital piercing
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Word.
fishy concupiscible genital piercing
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Wait.
buck-toothed bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth ape
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
deranged arrogant faggotry
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
good luck dood
Hot Useless State Skinny Woman
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
bump
violent effete yarmulke
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
thriller amethyst piazza
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
thriller amethyst piazza
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
black misunderstood spot mediation
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
Sadistic abode
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
Orange Wild Native
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
violent effete yarmulke
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
erotic church giraffe
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
i liked this.
razzle prole psychic
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
metal center coffee pot
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
metal center coffee pot
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
Adventurous sandwich
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
contagious impressive temple multi-billionaire
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
topaz electric forum
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
contagious impressive temple multi-billionaire
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/09/07
Condoms?
Garnet kitty cat range
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
sable excitant goal in life market
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
Carnelian indecent travel guidebook resort
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
fragrant son of senegal
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
fragrant son of senegal
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
Garnet kitty cat range
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
Sadistic abode
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
Umber heaven legend
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
Adventurous sandwich
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
dashing pocket flask striped hyena
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
Self-absorbed sanctuary telephone
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
Carnelian indecent travel guidebook resort
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
pack
lascivious personal credit line circlehead
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
rough-skinned bespoke point
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
bateful startling ladyboy locale
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
bateful startling ladyboy locale
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
Stirring pink karate casino
  05/09/07
...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
Stirring pink karate casino
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
flatulent cruise ship
  05/09/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
rough-skinned bespoke point
  05/11/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
Stirring pink karate casino
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
flatulent cruise ship
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
Orange Wild Native
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
pontificating weed whacker milk
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
duck-like lake theatre
  05/10/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
bateful startling ladyboy locale
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
bateful startling ladyboy locale
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
hairraiser swollen parlour
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Bearded Translucent Stead
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
bossy odious national security agency
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/10/07
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Sticky business firm
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
Sepia bonkers public bath
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/10/07
TITCB
bateful startling ladyboy locale
  05/11/07
Bump.
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
rough-skinned bespoke point
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
razzle prole psychic
  05/12/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
Judgmental dun box office
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
  05/13/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
gay church building reading party
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
gay church building reading party
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
Glassy multi-colored philosopher-king stage
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
thriller amethyst piazza
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
Mildly autistic laughsome blood rage cuck
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Bearded Translucent Stead
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
bossy odious national security agency
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
bossy odious national security agency
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/13/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/13/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
shivering greedy lay rigpig
  05/13/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
Bearded exhilarant area
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
Bearded exhilarant area
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat
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...
Aqua aphrodisiac factory reset button boistinker
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
Rusted hairless address patrolman
  05/13/07
...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/13/07
BAM!
Free-loading comical hell
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
doobsian useless brakes boltzmann
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
soul-stirring abnormal set
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
vivacious space puppy
  05/13/07
TITCR
Bat shit crazy tan garrison mother
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
Green water buffalo school cafeteria
  05/14/07
my favorite part
flatulent cruise ship
  05/14/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
bossy odious national security agency
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
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wonderful principal's office trump supporter
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
topaz electric forum
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
lol flame
bossy odious national security agency
  05/15/07
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Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
...
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/15/07
...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
Vigorous national half-breed
  05/15/07
...
Dead candlestick maker
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
bossy odious national security agency
  05/15/07
whoopth.
Sadistic abode
  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
Idiotic Tattoo Azn
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
Silver Haunted Graveyard
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
pearly friendly grandma
  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
dashing pocket flask striped hyena
  05/15/07
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready institution

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready institution

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Charismatic bawdyhouse

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: honey-headed corner becky

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Charismatic bawdyhouse

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: honey-headed corner becky

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Charismatic bawdyhouse

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: metal center coffee pot

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Naked Station Volcanic Crater
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: drunken hospital

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: maroon overrated theater

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: maroon overrated theater

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: high-end chestnut wagecucks pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: high-end chestnut wagecucks pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: high-end chestnut wagecucks pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: topaz electric forum

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: slate site hissy fit

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Chrome floppy shitlib messiness

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: crimson outnumbered kitty dilemma

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: crimson outnumbered kitty dilemma

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Orange Wild Native

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: irradiated indian lodge headpube

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: fishy concupiscible genital piercing

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: fishy concupiscible genital piercing

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: fishy concupiscible genital piercing

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth ape

Wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: deranged arrogant faggotry

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Hot Useless State Skinny Woman

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: violent effete yarmulke

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: thriller amethyst piazza

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: thriller amethyst piazza

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: black misunderstood spot mediation

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Sadistic abode

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Orange Wild Native

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: violent effete yarmulke

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: erotic church giraffe

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)





Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: razzle prole psychic

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: metal center coffee pot

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: metal center coffee pot

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Adventurous sandwich

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: contagious impressive temple multi-billionaire

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: topaz electric forum

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: contagious impressive temple multi-billionaire

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Garnet kitty cat range

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: sable excitant goal in life market

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Carnelian indecent travel guidebook resort

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: fragrant son of senegal

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: fragrant son of senegal

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Garnet kitty cat range

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Sadistic abode

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: Umber heaven legend

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Adventurous sandwich

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: dashing pocket flask striped hyena

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed sanctuary telephone

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Carnelian indecent travel guidebook resort

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)





Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: lascivious personal credit line circlehead

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: rough-skinned bespoke point

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: bateful startling ladyboy locale

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: bateful startling ladyboy locale

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: Stirring pink karate casino

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Stirring pink karate casino

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Misanthropic Bistre Dog Poop

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned bespoke point

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Stirring pink karate casino

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: flatulent cruise ship

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Orange Wild Native

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)





Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: pontificating weed whacker milk

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: duck-like lake theatre

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: bateful startling ladyboy locale

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: bateful startling ladyboy locale

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser swollen parlour

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Bearded Translucent Stead

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)





Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Sticky business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)





Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Sepia bonkers public bath

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)





Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: bateful startling ladyboy locale

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)





Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: rough-skinned bespoke point

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)





Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: razzle prole psychic

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: Judgmental dun box office

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: gay church building reading party

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: gay church building reading party

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Glassy multi-colored philosopher-king stage

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: thriller amethyst piazza

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Mildly autistic laughsome blood rage cuck

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Bearded Translucent Stead

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: shivering greedy lay rigpig

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Bearded exhilarant area

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Bearded exhilarant area

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Demanding stimulating meetinghouse toilet seat

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Aqua aphrodisiac factory reset button boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: Rusted hairless address patrolman

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)





Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Free-loading comical hell

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: doobsian useless brakes boltzmann

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring abnormal set

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: vivacious space puppy

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy tan garrison mother

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Green water buffalo school cafeteria

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: flatulent cruise ship
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: topaz electric forum

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Vigorous national half-breed

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Dead candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: bossy odious national security agency

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Sadistic abode

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: Idiotic Tattoo Azn

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: Silver Haunted Graveyard

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: pearly friendly grandma

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)





Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: dashing pocket flask striped hyena

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Confused gunner

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)





Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Emerald trailer park

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)





Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Mint boyish tanning salon

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: exciting really tough guy

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: hairraiser swollen parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Supple olive home toaster

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: hairraiser swollen parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)





Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: hairraiser swollen parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)