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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
yapping haunting church building internal respiration
  05/07/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
yapping haunting church building internal respiration
  05/07/07
titcr
charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
Contagious property
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
Contagious property
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad
  05/07/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
Gay partner
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
Vivacious alcoholic corn cake
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
Gay partner
  05/09/07
Arousing chad hell
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
Saffron lodge sound barrier
  05/07/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
twinkling hilarious gaping
  05/07/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
twinkling hilarious gaping
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duck-like library newt
  05/07/07
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duck-like library newt
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duck-like library newt
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
glittery center
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
magical range mexican
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
Coral Adulterous Gaming Laptop
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
180 Violet Spot
  05/09/07
scrabble?
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
tired
180 Violet Spot
  05/09/07
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Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
Crawly crotch school
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
provocative coiffed prole toilet seat
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
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idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
provocative coiffed prole toilet seat
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
Gay partner
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
Hot.
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
which school?
glittery center
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
anal institution
  05/09/07
bump
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
aweso
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
Tan office
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
Tan office
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
Tan office
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
Tan office
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
Tan office
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
Tan office
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
glittery center
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
Tan office
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
glittery center
  05/09/07
lulz
talented site shitlib
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
burgundy new version pozpig
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
burgundy new version pozpig
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Word.
burgundy new version pozpig
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Wait.
Bipolar space dragon
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
Stimulating startling plaza
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
good luck dood
Comical dysfunction fortuitous meteor
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
bump
umber jew parlour
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
lascivious orchid national security agency goyim
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
lascivious orchid national security agency goyim
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
Galvanic Big-titted Locus
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
Hideous foreskin
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
anal institution
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
umber jew parlour
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
flushed public bath faggot firefighter
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
i liked this.
Motley garnet circlehead stage
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
Vivacious alcoholic corn cake
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
Vivacious alcoholic corn cake
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
Aromatic Abusive Orchestra Pit
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
Tan office
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
Chrome indirect expression house
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
magical range mexican
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
Chrome indirect expression house
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/09/07
Condoms?
Vigorous Native
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
lilac personal credit line
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
Ultramarine violent place of business area
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
self-absorbed crimson gas station
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
self-absorbed crimson gas station
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
Vigorous Native
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
ocher abode tank
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
Hideous foreskin
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
sable cerebral menage
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
Aromatic Abusive Orchestra Pit
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
Bearded olive rehab
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
Peach Resort Haunted Graveyard
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
Ultramarine violent place of business area
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
pack
overrated piazza
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
Laughsome drunken jap dilemma
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
seedy reading party school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
seedy reading party school cafeteria
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
silver son of senegal tanning salon
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
silver son of senegal tanning salon
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
Gay partner
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/09/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
Laughsome drunken jap dilemma
  05/11/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
silver son of senegal tanning salon
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
anal institution
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
Trip startled nursing home rigpig
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
racy ebony base patrolman
  05/10/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
seedy reading party school cafeteria
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
seedy reading party school cafeteria
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
thriller double fault
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Pea-brained Cowardly Locale Blood Rage
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
glittery center
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
ocher abode tank
  05/10/07
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Rose field
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
milky nudist stock car dog poop
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/10/07
TITCB
seedy reading party school cafeteria
  05/11/07
Bump.
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
Laughsome drunken jap dilemma
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
Motley garnet circlehead stage
  05/12/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
180 Violet Spot
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
hairless pervert codepig
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
180 Violet Spot
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
Khaki demanding church
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
Khaki demanding church
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
snowy trust fund
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
lascivious orchid national security agency goyim
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
Exhilarant meetinghouse water buffalo
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Pea-brained Cowardly Locale Blood Rage
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
glittery center
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
glittery center
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
ocher abode tank
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
180 Violet Spot
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
180 Violet Spot
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
Misunderstood Stirring French Chef Sanctuary
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
Misunderstood Stirring French Chef Sanctuary
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch
  05/13/07
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appetizing principal's office
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
spectacular frozen bawdyhouse
  05/13/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/13/07
BAM!
Beady-eyed Nowag
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
Razzle-dazzle harsh home
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
ocher abode tank
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
Primrose keepsake machete box office
  05/13/07
TITCR
Poppy ungodly pit
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
Orange Irradiated Hospital
  05/14/07
my favorite part
idiotic whorehouse dopamine
  05/14/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
glittery center
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
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Aqua cracking chapel
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
magical range mexican
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
lol flame
glittery center
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
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Tan office
  05/15/07
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Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
Tan office
  05/15/07
...
Soul-stirring location psychic
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
glittery center
  05/15/07
whoopth.
Hideous foreskin
  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
aquamarine cuckold giraffe
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
Exciting theatre
  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
Bearded olive rehab
  05/15/07
Its all gone!
Titillating Associate
  06/19/07
it was real...?
Indigo boistinker
  06/19/07
update please!
Titillating Associate
  07/30/07
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Aphrodisiac idiot karate
  07/30/07
whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!
Mischievous Stag Film Wrinkle
  09/29/07
...
thriller double fault
  04/24/08
wtf is this shit ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE...
Frisky Learning Disabled Electric Furnace
  04/24/08
were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers o...
thriller double fault
  04/24/08
SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS
thriller double fault
  10/17/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: yapping haunting church building internal respiration

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: yapping haunting church building internal respiration

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Contagious property

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Contagious property

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: charismatic at-the-ready cruise ship police squad

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Gay partner

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic corn cake

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Gay partner

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Arousing chad hell
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: Saffron lodge sound barrier

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: twinkling hilarious gaping

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: twinkling hilarious gaping

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: duck-like library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: duck-like library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: duck-like library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: ocher abode tank

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: ocher abode tank

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: glittery center

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: magical range mexican

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: ocher abode tank

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Coral Adulterous Gaming Laptop

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Crawly crotch school

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: provocative coiffed prole toilet seat

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: provocative coiffed prole toilet seat

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Gay partner

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: glittery center

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: anal institution

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: ocher abode tank

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Tan office

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Tan office

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Tan office

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: Tan office

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Tan office

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Tan office

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: glittery center

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Tan office

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: glittery center

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: talented site shitlib

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: burgundy new version pozpig

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: burgundy new version pozpig

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: burgundy new version pozpig

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Bipolar space dragon

Wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Stimulating startling plaza

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Comical dysfunction fortuitous meteor

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: ocher abode tank

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: umber jew parlour

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: lascivious orchid national security agency goyim

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: lascivious orchid national security agency goyim

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Big-titted Locus

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Hideous foreskin

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: anal institution

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: umber jew parlour

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: flushed public bath faggot firefighter

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)





Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: Motley garnet circlehead stage

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic corn cake

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious alcoholic corn cake

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Abusive Orchestra Pit

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Tan office

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Chrome indirect expression house

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: magical range mexican

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: Chrome indirect expression house

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Vigorous Native

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: lilac personal credit line

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine violent place of business area

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: self-absorbed crimson gas station

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed crimson gas station

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Native

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Hideous foreskin

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: sable cerebral menage

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Abusive Orchestra Pit

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Bearded olive rehab

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Peach Resort Haunted Graveyard

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Ultramarine violent place of business area

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)





Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: overrated piazza

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Laughsome drunken jap dilemma

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: seedy reading party school cafeteria

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: seedy reading party school cafeteria

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: silver son of senegal tanning salon

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: silver son of senegal tanning salon

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Gay partner

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Laughsome drunken jap dilemma

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: silver son of senegal tanning salon

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: anal institution

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)





Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Trip startled nursing home rigpig

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: racy ebony base patrolman

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: seedy reading party school cafeteria

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: seedy reading party school cafeteria

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: thriller double fault

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained Cowardly Locale Blood Rage

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: glittery center

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)





Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Rose field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)





Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: milky nudist stock car dog poop

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)





Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: seedy reading party school cafeteria

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)





Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Laughsome drunken jap dilemma

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)





Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Motley garnet circlehead stage

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: hairless pervert codepig

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Khaki demanding church

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: Khaki demanding church

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: snowy trust fund

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: lascivious orchid national security agency goyim

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant meetinghouse water buffalo

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained Cowardly Locale Blood Rage

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: glittery center

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: glittery center

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: 180 Violet Spot

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Misunderstood Stirring French Chef Sanctuary

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Misunderstood Stirring French Chef Sanctuary

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Diverse Awkward Filthpig Brunch

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: appetizing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: spectacular frozen bawdyhouse

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)





Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nowag

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle harsh home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: ocher abode tank

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Primrose keepsake machete box office

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: Poppy ungodly pit

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hospital

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: idiotic whorehouse dopamine
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: glittery center

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Aqua cracking chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: magical range mexican

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: glittery center

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Tan office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Tan office

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: glittery center

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Hideous foreskin

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: aquamarine cuckold giraffe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: fishy cheese-eating goal in life headpube

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: Exciting theatre

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)





Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Bearded olive rehab

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: Titillating Associate

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Indigo boistinker

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)





Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Titillating Associate

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)





Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot karate

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Mischievous Stag Film Wrinkle

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: thriller double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Frisky Learning Disabled Electric Furnace

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: thriller double fault

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)





Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: thriller double fault

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)