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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651) |
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM Author: lilac kitchen useless brakes
Yes.
Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671) |
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM Author: wine knife
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."
that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Pink gunner field
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"
word
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651) |
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM Author: arousing cuckoldry set
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow
;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679) |
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM Author: sexy senate
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.
careful.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM Author: azure tripping laser beams
sounds like a typical evening.
I wish it were mine.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM Author: french laughsome property selfie
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!
WTF?!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: Sick theater stage
Great story, well played game.
Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.
Desribe her looks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM Author: Sick theater stage
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?
"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM Author: spectacular heaven
TY.
I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM Author: floppy self-absorbed area
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM Author: floppy self-absorbed area
sup?
yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM Author: Doobsian adventurous location
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM Author: Doobsian adventurous location
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.
Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)
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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)
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Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM Author: startled hot parlour
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM Author: slimy vivacious pistol
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM Author: chartreuse bonkers market
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)
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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM Author: Exciting fantasy-prone space
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.
Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM Author: wine knife
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: wine knife
I'm calling BULLSHIT
everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM Author: Razzmatazz water buffalo
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.
anyway, mediocre story.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM Author: vengeful submissive foreskin
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: supple dun legend
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM Author: startled hot parlour
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.
"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.
So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!
As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM Author: fighting theater fortuitous meteor
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.
He should continue updating in any case.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: startled hot parlour
titcr
definitely
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM Author: dashing sound barrier
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM Author: startled hot parlour
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.
but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM Author: chartreuse bonkers market
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.
it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM Author: very tactful native
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.
in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM Author: very tactful native
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.
fwiw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Sick theater stage
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.
"What do you think?"
Fucking A. Do it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM Author: sapphire rigpig
She put her feet on your dash.
If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM Author: supple dun legend
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.
I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?
Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM Author: Pink gunner field
Gunner by Association
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813) |
Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932) |
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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: Slippery appetizing hospital
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:
(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave
(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003) |
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Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM Author: very tactful native
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"non stop reaming" was nice.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071) |
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Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM Author: Exciting fantasy-prone space
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"
Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.
The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)
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Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM Author: cracking disturbing goyim famous landscape painting
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.
Good luck!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
bump because I like this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM Author: Peach Step-uncle's House
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: startled hot parlour
one of my favorite threads
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: ruby splenetic university patrolman
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686) |
Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: Sick theater stage
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567) |
Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
Bump.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862) |
Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: shaky cerebral hairy legs
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084) |
Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM Author: bright multi-billionaire trust fund
did kubrickfan get better?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148) |
Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014) |
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Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: Black Parlor Corn Cake
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."
???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: sadistic voyeur
so do u write for a living?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450) |
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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM Author: azure tripping laser beams
*starts to cry*
dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584) |
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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM Author: sooty irradiated stead
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.
It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.
I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607) |
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Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM Author: sooty irradiated stead
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.
And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615) |
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Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.
The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM Author: Bull headed unhinged associate hall
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM Author: know-it-all state becky
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570) |
Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM Author: Sick theater stage
Bump. Awesome thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309) |
Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Sick theater stage
Bump for updates.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257) |
Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM Author: very tactful native Subject: my favorite part
"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294) |
Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM Author: spectacular heaven
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614) |
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Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: sadistic voyeur
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.
good story, poor flame
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801) |
Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM Author: titillating brethren
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740) |
Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM Author: Provocative puce really tough guy house
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)
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Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM Author: mauve gaming laptop
Its all gone!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293) |
Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM Author: mauve gaming laptop
update please!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398) |
Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: Duck-like Old Irish Cottage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470) |
Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM Author: effete tanning salon
whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903) |
Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914) |
Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM Author: Vibrant school jew
wtf is this shit
ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924) |
Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611) |
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