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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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vibrant den
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
Flushed stirring stock car
  05/07/07
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vibrant den
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
Flushed stirring stock car
  05/07/07
titcr
flatulent dog poop elastic band
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
Topaz theater stage potus
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
flatulent dog poop elastic band
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
Topaz theater stage potus
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
flatulent dog poop elastic band
  05/07/07
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vibrant den
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
amber market mad cow disease
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
sepia main people reading party
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
vibrant den
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
amber market mad cow disease
  05/09/07
multi-colored light feces
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
irradiated ungodly goal in life
  05/07/07
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vibrant den
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
razzmatazz indian lodge
  05/07/07
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vibrant den
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
razzmatazz indian lodge
  05/07/07
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Spectacular boiling water
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Spectacular boiling water
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Spectacular boiling water
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
Filthy curious kitty kitty cat
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
Disturbing fishy box office clown
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
vivacious drab locale
  05/09/07
scrabble?
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
tired
vivacious drab locale
  05/09/07
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Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
laughsome shaky skinny woman
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
yapping glittery trailer park halford
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
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Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
yapping glittery trailer park halford
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
amber market mad cow disease
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
vibrant den
  05/09/07
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Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
Hot.
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
vibrant den
  05/09/07
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Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
which school?
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
Blathering set nowag
  05/09/07
bump
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
vibrant den
  05/09/07
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Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
aweso
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/09/07
lulz
outnumbered chrome immigrant
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Word.
Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Wait.
Deep Center Private Investor
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
good luck dood
Mint step-uncle's house double fault
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
bump
Cerebral Rambunctious Plaza
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
ebony balding hairy legs
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
ebony balding hairy legs
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
Smoky Buck-toothed Hospital
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
Hairraiser point
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
Blathering set nowag
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
Cerebral Rambunctious Plaza
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
azure address party of the first part
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
i liked this.
ocher metal telephone yarmulke
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
sepia main people reading party
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
sepia main people reading party
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
Fluffy public bath
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
Hot Regret Rehab
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
Filthy curious kitty kitty cat
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
Hot Regret Rehab
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
Olive Area
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
Olive Area
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
Olive Area
  05/09/07
Condoms?
swashbuckling orange messiness useless brakes
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
startling native voyeur
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
Beady-eyed base
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
motley son of senegal
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
motley son of senegal
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
swashbuckling orange messiness useless brakes
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
Olive Area
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
Hairraiser point
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
trip stage genital piercing
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
Fluffy public bath
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
cruel-hearted slimy karate
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
appetizing university
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
Beady-eyed base
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
pack
stimulating corner
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
Racy brunch
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
greedy new version gaming laptop
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
greedy new version gaming laptop
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
Hateful pocket flask
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
Hateful pocket flask
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
amber market mad cow disease
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/09/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
Racy brunch
  05/11/07
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vibrant den
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
Hateful pocket flask
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
Blathering set nowag
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
know-it-all field
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
Lemon circlehead jewess
  05/10/07
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vibrant den
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
greedy new version gaming laptop
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
Olive Area
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
greedy new version gaming laptop
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
Drunken poppy business firm
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
plum piazza
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/10/07
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pungent ratface
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
Cream dilemma
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/10/07
TITCB
greedy new version gaming laptop
  05/11/07
Bump.
Olive Area
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
Racy brunch
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
ocher metal telephone yarmulke
  05/12/07
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vibrant den
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
vivacious drab locale
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
stubborn electric patrolman
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
vivacious drab locale
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
Concupiscible School Sweet Tailpipe
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
Concupiscible School Sweet Tailpipe
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
Domesticated philosopher-king
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
ebony balding hairy legs
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
aqua boyish institution
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
plum piazza
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
vivacious drab locale
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
vivacious drab locale
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
Dull shitlib lettuce
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
Dull shitlib lettuce
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
soul-stirring chapel sound barrier
  05/13/07
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lake meetinghouse tank
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
painfully honest masturbator mad-dog skullcap
  05/13/07
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vibrant den
  05/13/07
BAM!
Cracking shrine
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
citrine odious macaca
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
indigo black woman athletic conference
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
transparent round eye
  05/13/07
TITCR
tantric heady dopamine
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
histrionic blue mental disorder
  05/14/07
my favorite part
Snowy toilet seat toaster
  05/14/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
Olive Area
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
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lascivious turdskin
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Filthy curious kitty kitty cat
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
vibrant den
  05/15/07
lol flame
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
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carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
carmine menage antidepressant drug
  05/15/07
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vibrant den
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann
  05/15/07
whoopth.
Hairraiser point
  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
pink goyim
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
Olive Area
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
nofapping national faggotry
  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
cruel-hearted slimy karate
  05/15/07
Its all gone!
claret tattoo stage
  06/19/07
it was real...?
Sable digit ratio
  06/19/07
update please!
claret tattoo stage
  07/30/07
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
cowardly stead nibblets
  07/30/07
whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!
Misunderstood violent stag film laser beams
  09/29/07
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Drunken poppy business firm
  04/24/08
wtf is this shit ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE...
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: Flushed stirring stock car

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: Flushed stirring stock car

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: flatulent dog poop elastic band

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Topaz theater stage potus

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: flatulent dog poop elastic band

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Topaz theater stage potus

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: flatulent dog poop elastic band

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: amber market mad cow disease

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: sepia main people reading party

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: vibrant den

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: amber market mad cow disease

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: multi-colored light feces
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: irradiated ungodly goal in life

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)




Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz indian lodge

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)




Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Spectacular boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)




Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Spectacular boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)




Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Spectacular boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: Filthy curious kitty kitty cat

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Disturbing fishy box office clown

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: vivacious drab locale

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: vivacious drab locale

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: laughsome shaky skinny woman

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: yapping glittery trailer park halford

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: yapping glittery trailer park halford

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: amber market mad cow disease

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: vibrant den

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: vibrant den

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Blathering set nowag

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)




Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: vibrant den

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)




Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: outnumbered chrome immigrant

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Thriller Godawful Marketing Idea Codepig

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Deep Center Private Investor

Wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Bistre Excitant Hall Therapy

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Mint step-uncle's house double fault

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)




Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)




Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)




Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Rambunctious Plaza

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: ebony balding hairy legs

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)




Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: ebony balding hairy legs

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Smoky Buck-toothed Hospital

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)




Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser point

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Blathering set nowag

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Rambunctious Plaza

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: azure address party of the first part

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)




Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: ocher metal telephone yarmulke

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: sepia main people reading party

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: sepia main people reading party

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Fluffy public bath

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Hot Regret Rehab

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Filthy curious kitty kitty cat

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: Hot Regret Rehab

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: Olive Area

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: Olive Area

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)




Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: Olive Area

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange messiness useless brakes

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: startling native voyeur

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed base

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: motley son of senegal

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: motley son of senegal

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)




Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling orange messiness useless brakes

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Olive Area

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)




Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser point

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: trip stage genital piercing

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)




Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Fluffy public bath

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)




Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slimy karate

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: appetizing university

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed base

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)




Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: stimulating corner

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)




Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Racy brunch

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: greedy new version gaming laptop

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: greedy new version gaming laptop

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: Hateful pocket flask

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Hateful pocket flask

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: amber market mad cow disease

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)




Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Racy brunch

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)




Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)




Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Hateful pocket flask

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)




Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)




Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Blathering set nowag

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)




Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: know-it-all field

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)




Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: Lemon circlehead jewess

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)




Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)




Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: greedy new version gaming laptop

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)




Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: Olive Area

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)




Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: greedy new version gaming laptop

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)




Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Drunken poppy business firm

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)




Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: plum piazza

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)




Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)




Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)




Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: pungent ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)




Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Cream dilemma

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)




Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)




Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: greedy new version gaming laptop

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)




Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: Olive Area

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)




Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Racy brunch

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)




Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: ocher metal telephone yarmulke

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)




Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)




Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: vivacious drab locale

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)




Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: stubborn electric patrolman

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)




Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: vivacious drab locale

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Sweet Tailpipe

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible School Sweet Tailpipe

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Domesticated philosopher-king

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: ebony balding hairy legs

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: aqua boyish institution

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: plum piazza

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: vivacious drab locale

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: vivacious drab locale

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Dull shitlib lettuce

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)




Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Dull shitlib lettuce

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)




Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring chapel sound barrier

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)




Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: lake meetinghouse tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: painfully honest masturbator mad-dog skullcap

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)




Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)




Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Cracking shrine

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: citrine odious macaca

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: indigo black woman athletic conference

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: transparent round eye

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)




Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: tantric heady dopamine

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)




Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: histrionic blue mental disorder

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)




Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Snowy toilet seat toaster
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: Olive Area

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: Olive Area

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: Olive Area

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Olive Area

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Olive Area

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: Olive Area

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)




Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: lascivious turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: Filthy curious kitty kitty cat

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: vibrant den

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: carmine menage antidepressant drug

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: vibrant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Primrose Vigorous Knife Boltzmann

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser point

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: pink goyim

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: Olive Area

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)




Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: nofapping national faggotry

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)




Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slimy karate

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)




Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: claret tattoo stage

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)




Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Sable digit ratio

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)




Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: claret tattoo stage

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)




Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: cowardly stead nibblets

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)




Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood violent stag film laser beams

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)




Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: Drunken poppy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)




Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria puppy

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)




Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: Drunken poppy business firm

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)




Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: Drunken poppy business firm

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)