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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
lilac kitchen useless brakes
  05/07/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
lilac kitchen useless brakes
  05/07/07
titcr
wild hell
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
buck-toothed contagious piazza
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
wild hell
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
buck-toothed contagious piazza
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
wild hell
  05/07/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
Pink gunner field
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
wine knife
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
Pink gunner field
  05/09/07
Lascivious green gay wizard bawdyhouse
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
arousing cuckoldry set
  05/07/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
sexy senate
  05/07/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
sexy senate
  05/07/07
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Bronze home
  05/07/07
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Bronze home
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Bronze home
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
sadistic voyeur
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
Vigorous depressive
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
Curious locus karate
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
azure tripping laser beams
  05/09/07
scrabble?
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
tired
azure tripping laser beams
  05/09/07
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Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
french laughsome property selfie
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
very tactful native
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
impressive giraffe
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
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very tactful native
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
impressive giraffe
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
Pink gunner field
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
Hot.
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
which school?
sadistic voyeur
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
Exciting fantasy-prone space
  05/09/07
bump
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
aweso
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
sadistic voyeur
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
sadistic voyeur
  05/09/07
lulz
gay learning disabled church building mad cow disease
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
Doobsian adventurous location
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
Doobsian adventurous location
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Word.
Doobsian adventurous location
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Wait.
twisted galvanic nursing home
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
Stirring carmine spot
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
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spectacular heaven
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
good luck dood
Zippy institution digit ratio
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
bump
exhilarant bistre ceo
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
Jet meetinghouse place of business
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
Jet meetinghouse place of business
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
slimy vivacious pistol
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
chartreuse bonkers market
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
Exciting fantasy-prone space
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
exhilarant bistre ceo
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
Odious address
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
i liked this.
bright multi-billionaire trust fund
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
wine knife
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
wine knife
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
deranged drab boistinker
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
Razzmatazz water buffalo
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
Vigorous depressive
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
Razzmatazz water buffalo
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/09/07
Condoms?
dashing sound barrier
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
vengeful submissive foreskin
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
supple dun legend
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
fighting theater fortuitous meteor
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
fighting theater fortuitous meteor
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
dashing sound barrier
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
startled hot parlour
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
chartreuse bonkers market
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
multi-colored chest-beating skinny woman
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
deranged drab boistinker
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
very tactful native
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
Provocative puce really tough guy house
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
sapphire rigpig
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
supple dun legend
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
pack
Boyish Soggy Den
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
shaky cerebral hairy legs
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
very tactful native
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
Slippery appetizing hospital
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
Slippery appetizing hospital
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
Sick theater stage
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
Pink gunner field
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
very tactful native
  05/09/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
shaky cerebral hairy legs
  05/11/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
Slippery appetizing hospital
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
very tactful native
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
Exciting fantasy-prone space
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
Heady orchestra pit
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
cracking disturbing goyim famous landscape painting
  05/10/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Peach Step-uncle's House
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
sadistic voyeur
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
startled hot parlour
  05/10/07
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ruby splenetic university patrolman
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
beady-eyed lodge
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
Sick theater stage
  05/10/07
TITCB
Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre
  05/11/07
Bump.
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
shaky cerebral hairy legs
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
bright multi-billionaire trust fund
  05/12/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
azure tripping laser beams
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
judgmental trump supporter
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
azure tripping laser beams
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
Black Parlor Corn Cake
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
Black Parlor Corn Cake
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
Excitant rehab
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
Jet meetinghouse place of business
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
big pozpig menage
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Peach Step-uncle's House
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
sadistic voyeur
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
sadistic voyeur
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
startled hot parlour
  05/13/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
azure tripping laser beams
  05/13/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
azure tripping laser beams
  05/13/07
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spectacular heaven
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spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
sooty irradiated stead
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
sooty irradiated stead
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder
  05/13/07
...
Bull headed unhinged associate hall
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
know-it-all state becky
  05/13/07
...
spectacular heaven
  05/13/07
BAM!
Hyperventilating pearl background story
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
Sick theater stage
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
histrionic bisexual indirect expression
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
startled hot parlour
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
frisky library
  05/13/07
TITCR
clear 180 stage
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
Sick theater stage
  05/14/07
my favorite part
very tactful native
  05/14/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
sadistic voyeur
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
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Mustard insane sanctuary
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Vigorous depressive
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
lol flame
sadistic voyeur
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
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floppy self-absorbed area
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
floppy self-absorbed area
  05/15/07
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spectacular heaven
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
sadistic voyeur
  05/15/07
whoopth.
chartreuse bonkers market
  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
Rusted temple
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
misanthropic stimulating genital piercing
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
titillating brethren
  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
Provocative puce really tough guy house
  05/15/07
Its all gone!
mauve gaming laptop
  06/19/07
it was real...?
Navy abode quadroon
  06/19/07
update please!
mauve gaming laptop
  07/30/07
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Duck-like Old Irish Cottage
  07/30/07
whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!
effete tanning salon
  09/29/07
...
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
  04/24/08
wtf is this shit ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE...
Vibrant school jew
  04/24/08
were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers o...
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
  04/24/08
SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS
aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler
  10/17/08


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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: lilac kitchen useless brakes

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: lilac kitchen useless brakes

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: wild hell

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed contagious piazza

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: wild hell

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed contagious piazza

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: wild hell

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: Pink gunner field

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: wine knife

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Pink gunner field

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Lascivious green gay wizard bawdyhouse
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: arousing cuckoldry set

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: sexy senate

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: sexy senate

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Bronze home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Bronze home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Bronze home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: very tactful native

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: very tactful native

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: startled hot parlour

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: startled hot parlour

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: Vigorous depressive

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: startled hot parlour

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: very tactful native

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Curious locus karate

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: french laughsome property selfie

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: very tactful native

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: very tactful native

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Sick theater stage

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: impressive giraffe

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Sick theater stage

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: very tactful native

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: impressive giraffe

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: Pink gunner field

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: spectacular heaven

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Sick theater stage

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: spectacular heaven

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone space

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: startled hot parlour

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: spectacular heaven

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: gay learning disabled church building mad cow disease

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Doobsian adventurous location

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Doobsian adventurous location

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Doobsian adventurous location

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: twisted galvanic nursing home

Wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Stirring carmine spot

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: Zippy institution digit ratio

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: startled hot parlour

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant bistre ceo

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Jet meetinghouse place of business

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Jet meetinghouse place of business

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: slimy vivacious pistol

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: chartreuse bonkers market

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone space

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant bistre ceo

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Odious address

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)





Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: bright multi-billionaire trust fund

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: wine knife

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: wine knife

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: deranged drab boistinker

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz water buffalo

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: Vigorous depressive

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: Razzmatazz water buffalo

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: dashing sound barrier

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: vengeful submissive foreskin

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: supple dun legend

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: fighting theater fortuitous meteor

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: fighting theater fortuitous meteor

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: dashing sound barrier

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: chartreuse bonkers market

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: multi-colored chest-beating skinny woman

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: very tactful native

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: deranged drab boistinker

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: very tactful native

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Provocative puce really tough guy house

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: very tactful native

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: very tactful native

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: very tactful native

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: very tactful native

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: sapphire rigpig

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: supple dun legend

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: very tactful native

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)





Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Boyish Soggy Den

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: shaky cerebral hairy legs

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: very tactful native

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: very tactful native

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: very tactful native

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: Slippery appetizing hospital

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Slippery appetizing hospital

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Pink gunner field

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: very tactful native

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: very tactful native

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: shaky cerebral hairy legs

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Slippery appetizing hospital

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: very tactful native

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Exciting fantasy-prone space

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)





Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Heady orchestra pit

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: cracking disturbing goyim famous landscape painting

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Peach Step-uncle's House

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: sadistic voyeur

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)





Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: ruby splenetic university patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)





Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed lodge

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)





Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Umber At-the-ready Potus Theatre

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)





Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: shaky cerebral hairy legs

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)





Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: bright multi-billionaire trust fund

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: judgmental trump supporter

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Black Parlor Corn Cake

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: Black Parlor Corn Cake

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Excitant rehab

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: Jet meetinghouse place of business

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: big pozpig menage

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Peach Step-uncle's House

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: sadistic voyeur

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: azure tripping laser beams

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: sooty irradiated stead

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: sooty irradiated stead

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairless point mental disorder

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Bull headed unhinged associate hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: know-it-all state becky

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)





Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Hyperventilating pearl background story

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic bisexual indirect expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: startled hot parlour

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: frisky library

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: clear 180 stage

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Sick theater stage

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: very tactful native
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: sadistic voyeur

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: Mustard insane sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: Vigorous depressive

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: sadistic voyeur

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: floppy self-absorbed area

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: spectacular heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: sadistic voyeur

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: chartreuse bonkers market

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: Rusted temple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: misanthropic stimulating genital piercing

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: titillating brethren

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)





Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative puce really tough guy house

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: mauve gaming laptop

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Navy abode quadroon

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)





Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: mauve gaming laptop

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)





Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Duck-like Old Irish Cottage

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: effete tanning salon

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Vibrant school jew

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)





Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fiercely-loyal juggernaut deer antler

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)