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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
big foreskin
  05/07/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
big foreskin
  05/07/07
titcr
shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
glassy menage
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
glassy menage
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund
  05/07/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
grizzly coldplay fan
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
lime irate gaming laptop spot
  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
grizzly coldplay fan
  05/09/07
razzle-dazzle roommate
  05/09/07
Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
Poppy ratface field
  05/07/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
Hairless Pocket Flask
  05/07/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/07/07
she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
Hairless Pocket Flask
  05/07/07
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Blathering Immigrant
  05/07/07
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Blathering Immigrant
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Blathering Immigrant
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
multi-colored erotic patrolman institution
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
cheese-eating forum
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
Razzle theater stage
  05/09/07
scrabble?
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
tired
Razzle theater stage
  05/09/07
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titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
Sapphire hyperventilating den
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
kink-friendly trailer park
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
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vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
kink-friendly trailer park
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
grizzly coldplay fan
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
Hot.
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
which school?
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
180 skinny woman
  05/09/07
bump
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
aweso
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
LOL, keep telling yourself that
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/09/07
when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/09/07
lulz
Histrionic Alcoholic Set
  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Word.
Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Wait.
Offensive pit
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
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trip coffee pot
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
good luck dood
bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor property
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
bump
cruel-hearted resort
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
Beta green mexican office
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
Beta green mexican office
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
bearded base
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
frisky parlour
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
180 skinny woman
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
cruel-hearted resort
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
Maroon principal's office digit ratio
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
i liked this.
Pearl abode partner
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
lime irate gaming laptop spot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
lime irate gaming laptop spot
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
rusted address hominid
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
bisexual circlehead
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
multi-colored erotic patrolman institution
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
bisexual circlehead
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
opaque passionate church building
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
opaque passionate church building
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
opaque passionate church building
  05/09/07
Condoms?
aquamarine quadroon kitty
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
Dull self-absorbed pisswyrm codepig
  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
citrine feces headpube
  05/09/07
It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
henna exhilarant stag film ceo
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
henna exhilarant stag film ceo
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
aquamarine quadroon kitty
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
opaque passionate church building
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
frisky parlour
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
arrogant sienna native
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I don't care if this is true or not. 180
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
rusted address hominid
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
Cracking gold range
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
Excitant school cafeteria ladyboy
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
citrine feces headpube
  05/09/07
I agree with this.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
pack
Vigorous Toilet Seat
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
Autistic home fat ankles
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
Chest-beating fighting locale
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
Chest-beating fighting locale
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
vivacious impressive pistol theater
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
ah, ok, gotcha
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
insanely creepy box office
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
insanely creepy box office
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
Gunner by Association
grizzly coldplay fan
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/09/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
I thought you wanted something romantic
vivacious impressive pistol theater
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
Autistic home fat ankles
  05/11/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
insanely creepy box office
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
180 skinny woman
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
Soul-stirring affirmative action
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
Sinister Hilarious Space
  05/10/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
Chest-beating fighting locale
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
opaque passionate church building
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
Chest-beating fighting locale
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
sable provocative prole
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Garnet pungent senate cuckold
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/10/07
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arousing athletic conference
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
Seedy party of the first part
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/10/07
TITCB
Chest-beating fighting locale
  05/11/07
Bump.
opaque passionate church building
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
Autistic home fat ankles
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
Pearl abode partner
  05/12/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
Razzle theater stage
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
supple weed whacker indian lodge
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
Razzle theater stage
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
  05/13/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
cyan crotch love of her life
  05/13/07
I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
cyan crotch love of her life
  05/13/07
One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
Avocado Site Yarmulke
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
Beta green mexican office
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
  05/13/07
I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
Flatulent mewling sanctuary sneaky criminal
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Garnet pungent senate cuckold
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
  05/13/07
could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
Razzle theater stage
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
i don't even know what a foam party is!
Razzle theater stage
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trip coffee pot
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
stirring cuck station
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
stirring cuck station
  05/13/07
I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
bateful rose kitchen indirect expression
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Slippery tank orchestra pit
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
Emerald galvanic house
  05/13/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/13/07
BAM!
self-centered walnut cruise ship nibblets
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
floppy impertinent psychic
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
Sadistic library jap
  05/13/07
TITCR
startling rehab
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook
  05/14/07
my favorite part
vivacious impressive pistol theater
  05/14/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
Did you take her to the airport?
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
Are you both going to do to the same LS?
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
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house-broken infuriating voyeur
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
multi-colored erotic patrolman institution
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
lol flame
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
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canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled
canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison
  05/15/07
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trip coffee pot
  05/15/07
it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood. good stor...
Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo
  05/15/07
whoopth.
frisky parlour
  05/15/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=6...
costumed sex offender boltzmann
  05/15/07
WTF happened?
opaque passionate church building
  05/15/07
This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.
Ungodly Bespoke University
  05/15/07
Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romanti...
Cracking gold range
  05/15/07
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Poast new message in this thread





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: big foreskin

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: big foreskin

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: glassy menage

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: glassy menage

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: shaky beady-eyed lodge trust fund

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: grizzly coldplay fan

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: lime irate gaming laptop spot

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: trip coffee pot

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: grizzly coldplay fan

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle roommate
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: Poppy ratface field

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: Hairless Pocket Flask

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Hairless Pocket Flask

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Blathering Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Blathering Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Blathering Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: multi-colored erotic patrolman institution

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: cheese-eating forum

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Sapphire hyperventilating den

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: kink-friendly trailer park

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: kink-friendly trailer park

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: grizzly coldplay fan

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: trip coffee pot

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: trip coffee pot

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: 180 skinny woman

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: trip coffee pot

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Set

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Narrow-minded clear halford genital piercing

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Offensive pit

Wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: titillating fuchsia philosopher-king trump supporter

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: bat shit crazy fortuitous meteor property

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: cruel-hearted resort

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Beta green mexican office

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Beta green mexican office

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: bearded base

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: frisky parlour

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: 180 skinny woman

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted resort

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Maroon principal's office digit ratio

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)





Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: Pearl abode partner

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: lime irate gaming laptop spot

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: lime irate gaming laptop spot

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: rusted address hominid

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: bisexual circlehead

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: multi-colored erotic patrolman institution

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: bisexual circlehead

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: aquamarine quadroon kitty

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Dull self-absorbed pisswyrm codepig

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: citrine feces headpube

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: henna exhilarant stag film ceo

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: henna exhilarant stag film ceo

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: aquamarine quadroon kitty

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: frisky parlour

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: arrogant sienna native

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: rusted address hominid

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Cracking gold range

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Excitant school cafeteria ladyboy

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: citrine feces headpube

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)





Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Vigorous Toilet Seat

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Autistic home fat ankles

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: Chest-beating fighting locale

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating fighting locale

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy box office

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: grizzly coldplay fan

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Autistic home fat ankles

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: insanely creepy box office

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: 180 skinny woman

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)





Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: Soul-stirring affirmative action

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: Sinister Hilarious Space

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Chest-beating fighting locale

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Chest-beating fighting locale

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: sable provocative prole

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Garnet pungent senate cuckold

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)





Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: arousing athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)





Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Seedy party of the first part

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)





Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Chest-beating fighting locale

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)





Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Autistic home fat ankles

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)





Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Pearl abode partner

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle theater stage

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: supple weed whacker indian lodge

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Razzle theater stage

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: cyan crotch love of her life

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: cyan crotch love of her life

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Avocado Site Yarmulke

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: Beta green mexican office

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Flatulent mewling sanctuary sneaky criminal

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Garnet pungent senate cuckold

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Razzle theater stage

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: stirring cuck station

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: stirring cuck station

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: bateful rose kitchen indirect expression

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Slippery tank orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: Emerald galvanic house

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)





Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: self-centered walnut cruise ship nibblets

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: floppy impertinent psychic

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: painfully honest up-to-no-good shrine scourge upon the earth

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Sadistic library jap

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: startling rehab

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Diverse know-it-all goyim travel guidebook

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: vivacious impressive pistol theater
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: house-broken infuriating voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: multi-colored erotic patrolman institution

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: trip coffee pot

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: canary misanthropic factory reset button garrison

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: trip coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Topaz Concupiscible Tattoo

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: frisky parlour

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: costumed sex offender boltzmann

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: opaque passionate church building

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: Ungodly Bespoke University

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)





Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Cracking gold range

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: angry corner clown

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Bright vibrant masturbator electric furnace

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)





Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: angry corner clown

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)





Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: drunken crimson meetinghouse

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Orchid dysfunction area

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: sable provocative prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Charismatic Hall Therapy

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: sable provocative prole

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)





Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: sable provocative prole

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)