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About to hook up with the most gunnerish female in my section

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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/07/07
Yes. Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or h...
Violent base
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.
Violent base
  05/07/07
titcr
Citrine disrespectful sanctuary
  05/07/07
you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....
Autistic provocative immigrant
  05/07/07
tipping many fordham mares.
Citrine disrespectful sanctuary
  05/07/07
this can only end well right?
Autistic provocative immigrant
  05/07/07
mare-tipping? of course.
Citrine disrespectful sanctuary
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  05/07/07
fuk, men r so simple
wonderful gay wizard
  05/09/07
"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn...
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  05/07/07
I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during t...
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never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass&q...
wonderful gay wizard
  05/09/07
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Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow ;)
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the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus&q...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?
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Histrionic Incel
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Histrionic Incel
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Histrionic Incel
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
you didn't even get a hj? LOL.
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  05/09/07
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seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get ...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocula...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/09/07
wait, did you pwn her cunnus?
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and yo...
French Canary Faggotry
  05/09/07
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  05/09/07
lololol great stuff
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good s...
Floppy famous landscape painting market
  05/09/07
Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like...
angry judgmental twinkling uncleanness dopamine
  05/09/07
sounds like a typical evening. I wish it were mine.
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
  05/09/07
scrabble?
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
tired
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
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180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
this was your first date and you "kissed her head and p...
bateful cream heaven love of her life
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
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the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile"...
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.
Floppy famous landscape painting market
  05/09/07
Great story, well played game. Keep posting updates and c...
Mahogany private investor
  05/09/07
I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" m...
electric ruddy water buffalo
  05/09/07
Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the n...
Mahogany private investor
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Floppy famous landscape painting market
  05/09/07
yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out a...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory
wonderful gay wizard
  05/09/07
TY. I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A l...
multi-colored institution headpube
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180 massive parlour really tough guy
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Hot.
Mahogany private investor
  05/09/07
She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the st...
multi-colored institution headpube
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180 massive parlour really tough guy
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multi-colored institution headpube
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which school?
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/09/07
Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that w...
Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio
  05/09/07
bump
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
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multi-colored institution headpube
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180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi ar...
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180 massive parlour really tough guy
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aweso
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people ...
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
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LOL, keep telling yourself that
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
it's just my jealousy talking
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
sup? yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full ...
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
don't make fun of my son like that!
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
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when will you let me fight my own battles mom?
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon chur...
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
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lulz
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  05/09/07
Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum a...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing. Second,...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Word.
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Wait.
Cerebral trailer park
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multi-colored institution headpube
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yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?
180 massive parlour really tough guy
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties aroun...
180 massive parlour really tough guy
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multi-colored institution headpube
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this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunn...
180 massive parlour really tough guy
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good luck dood
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the ne...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
bump
Adventurous plum windowlicker theater
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? sl...
thriller adulterous university clown
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
close enough. :)
thriller adulterous university clown
  05/09/07
you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.
Greedy motley people who are hurt
  05/09/07
springtime thread. great way to put it.
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
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  05/09/07
Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about th...
Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio
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Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming ...
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You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ord...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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i liked this.
thirsty shitlib kitchen
  05/12/07
this made me really nostalgic. ty.
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at t...
Talented nursing home mood
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
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I'm calling BULLSHIT everyone shovels in movie theater po...
Talented nursing home mood
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multi-colored institution headpube
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how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpan...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is...
Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
  05/09/07
FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.
French Canary Faggotry
  05/09/07
flame flaming flamer, FLAME!
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
No, keep the updates coming.
confused cordovan business firm
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
Pics, please.
confused cordovan business firm
  05/09/07
Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story...
confused cordovan business firm
  05/09/07
Condoms?
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  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
Great fucking story whether or not it's true.
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  05/09/07
I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well ...
very tactful casino athletic conference
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It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he capture...
Frozen Excitant Kitty Public Bath
  05/09/07
seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it ...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make he...
Frozen Excitant Kitty Public Bath
  05/09/07
titcr definitely
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her...
navy address filthpig
  05/09/07
PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't s...
confused cordovan business firm
  05/09/07
it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm ...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/09/07
titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships...
Greedy motley people who are hurt
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a goo...
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I don't care if this is true or not. 180
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
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save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a ...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.
Floppy famous landscape painting market
  05/09/07
that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.
Slippery lay
  05/15/07
It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a ...
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese res...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recal...
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
no i just date azn girls
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multi-colored institution headpube
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"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work so...
Mahogany private investor
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It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you...
Mahogany private investor
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multi-colored institution headpube
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She put her feet on your dash. If she's leaving on Monday...
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multi-colored institution headpube
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From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then...
very tactful casino athletic conference
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I agree with this.
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
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pack
Coral bearded library sandwich
  05/11/07
speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home--...
Frum lilac yarmulke
  05/11/07
Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas,...
Cerise sex offender chapel
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.
Cerise sex offender chapel
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
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totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist s...
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
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ah, ok, gotcha
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong a...
curious codepig location
  05/09/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what tell...
curious codepig location
  05/09/07
You don't get it.
Mahogany private investor
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Gunner by Association
wonderful gay wizard
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multi-colored institution headpube
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wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
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I thought you wanted something romantic
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
David Carr would like a piece of that action.
Frum lilac yarmulke
  05/11/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/09/07
God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there...
curious codepig location
  05/10/07
174 "non stop reaming" was nice.
Floppy famous landscape painting market
  05/10/07
"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"...
Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio
  05/10/07
I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from t...
insecure ladyboy
  05/11/07
Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow ...
bipolar hospital multi-billionaire
  05/10/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/10/07
You better update us throughout
Cerise sex offender chapel
  05/10/07
Holy shit.
confused cordovan business firm
  05/10/07
bump because I like this thread
Cerise sex offender chapel
  05/10/07
Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've be...
Light candlestick maker brunch
  05/10/07
This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and ...
Transparent Narrow-minded Temple
  05/10/07
i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about somet...
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/11/07
one of my favorite threads
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/10/07
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cyan church feces
  05/10/07
I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for...
hilarious galvanic macaca theater stage
  05/14/07
Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.
Mahogany private investor
  05/10/07
TITCB
Cerise sex offender chapel
  05/11/07
Bump.
confused cordovan business firm
  05/11/07
Does the Gunner douche regularly?
Frum lilac yarmulke
  05/11/07
did kubrickfan get better?
thirsty shitlib kitchen
  05/12/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/12/07
i love you dude.
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
  05/12/07
Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.
aquamarine state keepsake machete
  05/12/07
i feel all warm inside!
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
  05/12/07
Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive s...
Useless vivacious roast beef
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multi-colored institution headpube
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"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don'...
Chrome Shivering Meetinghouse
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I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's s...
Useless vivacious roast beef
  05/13/07
yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one....
Chrome Shivering Meetinghouse
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One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He ge...
Useless vivacious roast beef
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multi-colored institution headpube
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can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip...
Splenetic hall
  05/13/07
i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that m...
thriller adulterous university clown
  05/13/07
but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he wo...
Useless vivacious roast beef
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I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made...
Sick locale
  05/13/07
It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to...
Transparent Narrow-minded Temple
  05/13/07
so do u write for a living?
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/13/07
The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of th...
Useless vivacious roast beef
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could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their wr...
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/13/07
that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and ...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
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multi-colored institution headpube
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*starts to cry* dude, can we switch places, for just a ...
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
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multi-colored institution headpube
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i don't even know what a foam party is!
Twisted vermilion sound barrier
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multi-colored institution headpube
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TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a b...
disgusting field
  05/13/07
Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijac...
disgusting field
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I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closel...
Useless vivacious roast beef
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Blathering Startling Spot
  05/13/07
we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new...
supple gaping church building
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multi-colored institution headpube
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BAM!
Glassy titillating hissy fit
  05/13/07
Bump. Awesome thread.
Mahogany private investor
  05/13/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&for...
Fear-inspiring passionate double fault crotch
  05/13/07
there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a...
Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake
  05/13/07
This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TY...
vibrant personal credit line abode
  05/13/07
TITCR
Amber Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap
  05/13/07
Bump for updates.
Mahogany private investor
  05/14/07
my favorite part
Floppy famous landscape painting market
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/15/07
wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
  05/15/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/15/07
She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?
confused cordovan business firm
  05/15/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Did you take her to the airport?
confused cordovan business firm
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/15/07
When was the last time you spoke?
confused cordovan business firm
  05/15/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
  05/15/07
This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come...
confused cordovan business firm
  05/15/07
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say sh...
confused cordovan business firm
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multi-colored institution headpube
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Are you both going to do to the same LS?
confused cordovan business firm
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rusted space
  05/15/07
Take the LSAT yet? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
French Canary Faggotry
  05/15/07
Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't ...
multi-colored institution headpube
  05/15/07
lol flame
Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life
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Pearly Fortuitous Meteor
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Date: May 7th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078651)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: Violent base

Yes.

Gunner ~ good in bed, usually either highly sub or highly dom. Fun time if nothing else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078671)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078688)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: Violent base

Nothing should ever be "serious" while in LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078705)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful sanctuary

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078729)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Autistic provocative immigrant

you know AHWIAB will be in law school this fall.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078743)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful sanctuary

tipping many fordham mares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078761)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Autistic provocative immigrant

this can only end well right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078826)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Citrine disrespectful sanctuary

mare-tipping? of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078836)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078739)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: wonderful gay wizard

fuk, men r so simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093661)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:48 PM
Author: Talented nursing home mood

"I think she's perceptive enough to know that it wouldn't be serious."

that is a very dangerous assumptions. one of the key characteristics of a gunner is that they have no ability to understand how others really perceive them and what other assume is reasonable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078755)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube

I think I am capable of properly assessing her mood during the 'date' and reading between the lines, if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078777)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: wonderful gay wizard

never "presume" anything...it makes an "ass" out of "you" and "me"

word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093651)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cumskin skinny woman
Subject:

what do you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092108)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:39 PM
Author: irradiated charcoal round eye

Yes...provided you detail it for XO tomorrow

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078679)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078697)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed comical site quadroon

the last time someone poster about "pwning jew cunnus" he went down in flames.

careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078794)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078803)





Date: May 7th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: buck-toothed comical site quadroon

she's a closet jew. how's the frugal thing treating you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8078827)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Histrionic Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079011)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079020)





Date: May 7th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Histrionic Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8079032)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088139)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

you didn't even get a hj? LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088155)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:15 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088164)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

seinfeld made out during schindler's list, you couldn't get a tug during fucking Spiderman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088198)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

i love this, just for its storytelling. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088171)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

i'm being serious. i love it all, the arc, the voice (jocular and nervous at the same time), the meticulously chosen details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088180)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

i loved it too. you and i have similar tastes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088551)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

wait, did you pwn her cunnus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088183)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:17 AM
Author: French Canary Faggotry

agreed. pretty good narrative. a little more detail and you should submit to literotica.com.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088177)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088188)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

lololol great stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088206)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

very good storytelling, obviously bullshit, but still good storytelling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088181)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: angry judgmental twinkling uncleanness dopamine

Totally right. The line about petting her hair kind of like a pedophile was gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092131)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

sounds like a typical evening.

I wish it were mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088197)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:21 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

scrabble?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088205)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088211)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088216)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: bateful cream heaven love of her life

this was your first date and you "kissed her head and petted her hair" during a movie?!

WTF?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088209)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088224)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

you were doing well. now you're obviously flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088228)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088245)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:26 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

the part about petting her hair "like a pedophile" was not obviously flame? or showing up for Spiderman only 15 mins before the start time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088258)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

i don't hate, i think you're funny. keep up the good satire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088267)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Great story, well played game.

Keep posting updates and confirm when you finally nail her.

Desribe her looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088254)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: electric ruddy water buffalo

I assumed "we went at it for about half an hour" means he nailed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088277)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Ambiguous. I thought it was a make out session/bj. Why the need for nut?

"If you're still reading this, I thank you. I think I'll stick around for Q's and/or insults for 30 mins before nutting and having a great sleep."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088287)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088293)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: electric ruddy water buffalo

yeah, I guess so, I just wouldn't ever describe making out as "going at it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088330)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088331)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: wonderful gay wizard

oh, ok, now we are most DEFINITELY in flame territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093699)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube

TY.

I'm surprised no one's asked about her looks yet. A little on the shortish side (5'4 I guess), not a lot of meat on her bones, brunette, tiny tits, no ass. But her voice sounds like the "band camp" girl from American Pie and she has a fiery, type-A personality (I'm the exact opposite IRL). That's what sort of piqued my interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088295)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088320)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088326)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube

She wouldn't really catch your eye if she walked down the street but she does stand out among the carbon copy JAPS that populate the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088353)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088362)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088378)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

which school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088566)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio

Impressive showing, given all the circumstances. And that was a nice, utility-maximizing move at the end. I suspect if you think through it fully and compare it with comparable experiences, you'll conclude there's at least a .85 chance of head and/or fucking next time. Entirely converting these types of things on the first encounter generally involves forms of aggressiveness that strip away much of the enjoyment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088502)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088999)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088444)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088458)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:53 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube

C'mon dude. I've said many times on this board that anusi aren't for me, though I can understand why some like it being that it's tight and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088479)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088486)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

aweso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088521)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

I hope she reads xoxo, sees this thread, and you get pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088504)





Date: May 9th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088527)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

gunnerish female, sharing your exploits with tons of people (anonymous as it may be), describing her as 'no tits and small ass' and 'unremarkable'...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088543)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088574)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

LOL, keep telling yourself that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088586)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088611)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

it's just my jealousy talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088616)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:00 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

sup dood. shouldn't your mormon ass be in bed by now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

sup?

yes it should, actually. also, do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088538)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

no. but do you realize this is an anonymous msg board full of retards? lots of strangers here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088544)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

wtf? you sure about the full of retards thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088562)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

i contribute no fewer than 4 extra 23rd chromosomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088590)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

don't make fun of my son like that!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

when will you let me fight my own battles mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088589)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

right after you betray me forever by leaving the mormon church!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088714)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: ungodly lascivious karate stage

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089650)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: impertinent mauve bbw

Im pretty sure that seeking the input of an internet forum as to whether or not you should bang an attractive woman makes you gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:03 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088559)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:05 AM
Author: impertinent mauve bbw

Good work. I am glad to see you are progressing.

Second, your response above doesn't make my original point less valid. Its not that you arent asking anymore, its that you asked in the first place.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088570)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088587)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: impertinent mauve bbw

Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088594)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088715)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Cerebral trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088727)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088733)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

yeah leave her be now. btw, what's her im name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088751)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088771)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

wait til tomorrow. plenty of time to slap her titties around then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088780)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088790)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: 180 massive parlour really tough guy

this should get her wet: "would u like me 2 pwn ur cunnus again. lulz"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088803)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088806)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:40 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088848)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088868)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088872)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088888)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088905)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088938)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:58 AM
Author: white duck-like pit sneaky criminal

good luck dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088967)





Date: May 9th, 2007 2:59 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8088977)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089041)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

this thread has a lot of potential. i look forward to the next installment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089048)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Adventurous plum windowlicker theater

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089612)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:55 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: thriller adulterous university clown

posting updates on xoxo while she's still at your place? slick, man. real slick. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089774)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091246)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: thriller adulterous university clown

close enough. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092156)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: nubile topaz resort

you had sex on the first date? wow. awesome. she sounds like a whore though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089781)





Date: May 9th, 2007 3:38 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091263)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Greedy motley people who are hurt

great springtime thread. i don't care if it's true or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8089816)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

springtime thread. great way to put it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091817)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091470)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio

Nice. The days after encounters like that are just about the best sensation there is. You float through everything.

Obviously there's alot to look forward to the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091508)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091514)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Adventurous plum windowlicker theater

Did you blow your load on her face? This thread is becoming too female-friendly-soft-porn-that-focuses-on-establishing-a-relationship-before-fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091537)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091649)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Marvelous know-it-all partner

You will almost certainly get fat ranch when you CLEARLY ordered non-fat. The humiliation will be complete. The emotional carnage: total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091548)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091725)





Date: May 12th, 2007 4:10 AM
Author: thirsty shitlib kitchen

i liked this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106053)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

this made me really nostalgic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091815)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: Talented nursing home mood

i still don't understand how you wouldn't hold her hand at the movie because you had popcorn butter on them, but then you rub your hands on her hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091577)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:34 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: Talented nursing home mood

I'm calling BULLSHIT

everyone shovels in movie theater popcorn with two hands. so BOTH of your hands would be buttery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091615)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: amethyst exhilarant cuckold step-uncle's house

how does she normally dress? she sounds like shes a sweatpants/hoody type of girl, which is hot in and of itself. also, does she remind you of any celebrity? just trying to grasp a better picture of the way she looks in my head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091796)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

I'm happy for you, actually. The euphoria you felt today is palpable, and I miss the feeling myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091623)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:43 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

FLAME. this place is too popular now, no one would be stupid enough to out themselves describing in vivid detail a 'date' with the section 'gunner' where they state they want sex (and even list the movie). if real this would out you and you'd be the asshole xoxo poster slandering your classmate.

anyway, mediocre story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091662)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:46 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091685)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:53 PM
Author: French Canary Faggotry

This better not turn out to be an elaborate wgwag flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091742)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

flame flaming flamer, FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091754)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091778)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:01 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

No, keep the updates coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091793)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:03 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091808)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:04 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Pics, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091814)





Date: May 9th, 2007 4:58 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Even though I am beginning to think this is flame, the story has a wonderful narrative. Please continue either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091773)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: navy address filthpig

Condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091818)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091843)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready stimulating national

Great fucking story whether or not it's true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091892)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: very tactful casino athletic conference

I avoided opening this thread for two days, but it was well worth it. Definitely reeled me in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091978)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Frozen Excitant Kitty Public Bath

It's a great thread. Even if it's totally made up he captures the feeling/progression very well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8091986)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

seriously. i love the swirl of emotions in this passage. it seems simplistic at first but there's an authentic sense of conflicted intention and risk. makes the kiss really effective.

"I realized that the longer I hung around, shooting the shit, the greater chance I had of being friendzoned. We were still sitting on her bar stools and hadn't even hit the rather ominously large leather couch- the elephant in the room so to speak. I was ready to just cut my losses, head home, and play playstation for the evening. If I didn't get some real chemistry anytime soon, I knew I was just digging myself into a deeper and deeper hole.

So...I lied and told her that I was planning on meeting some buddies in half hour at the bar to watch basketball, she could come if she wants, but that I had fun and would love to do it again (not!). It was one of the bigger bluffs I had attempted to pull off in my life and believe me, I am a TERRIBLE poker player. But she took the bait!!!

As I finished my glass and half-stood up, she put her arms around me, squeezed me, and planted a wet kiss on my lips. Straight out of a fucking movie, I swear to God, I picked her up while in the hug, her straddling me, and threw her on the couch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092157)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: Frozen Excitant Kitty Public Bath

The way it started out with bravado about wanting to make her scream, subsequent physical fumbling, progressively becoming more intimate, the description of the next day: it's all pretty good stuff. I want to believe. But I am immeasurably softbatch at the present time, so take that FWIW.

He should continue updating in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092191)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

titcr

definitely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092207)





Date: May 9th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: navy address filthpig

I think it is true to an extent. I don't think he fucked her. I think he made out with her on the couch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092081)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

PSA to the OP: Do not let her get burned out on you. don't see her every day for the next week. Take a few days off here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092121)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

it's fair advice, would often be the right move IRL, so i'm not gonna say fuck off or you're a virgin faggot or whatever.

but but but - total immersion with a new lover is one of the greatest things in life. that's part of what makes this so fun to read about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092173)





Date: May 9th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Greedy motley people who are hurt

titcr. i'd kinda forgotten about this part of relationships and this thread brings back some nice memories.

it's never going to be like this again with her, so why not enjoy it while it lasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8092234)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093480)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: racy electric furnace

You just couldn't leave well enough alone. Way to ruin a good flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093492)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:54 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093506)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

I don't care if this is true or not. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093522)





Date: May 9th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093531)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: amethyst exhilarant cuckold step-uncle's house

save that money for tickets to london instead and arrange a eurotrip on one of the weekends she can get away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093547)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093578)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

they're fags dood. I wouldn't worry about'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093639)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Slippery lay

that's their appeal. the OP is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122786)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

It sounds like you were eating sushi with chopsticks from a Chinese restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093600)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093647)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:19 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

the chopsticks you described are more typical of Chinese restaurants. yet you were eating sushi.

in other words, that detail didn't ring true to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093680)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093696)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

I have only eaten Chinese food in NYC and HK. I cannot recall ever being given wooden chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant. Only ceramic or plastic ones.

fwiw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093717)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093726)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

no i just date azn girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093749)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093756)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

"I’m putting it all out on the table. Either we work something out or I’m going to be fucking heartbroken. Ultimately, it’s my pitch to convince her not to go without actually telling her that in those words.

"What do you think?"

Fucking A. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093549)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093568)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

It's worth it, you're going to kick yourself if later if you don't make a big move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093575)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093583)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: nighttime factory reset button

She put her feet on your dash.

If she's leaving on Monday, good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093576)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093598)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: very tactful casino athletic conference

From a girl's point of view, if she's leaving on Monday then she has a ton of shit to do in between now and then, and going to LV for the entire weekend definitely isn't conducive for what she needs right now.

I agree with the poster who said you should save up for a Eurotrip instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093599)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

I agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093605)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093614)





Date: May 11th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Coral bearded library sandwich

pack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8103126)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Frum lilac yarmulke

speaking of packing, make sure you bring condoms from home-- the hotel gift shop ones are expensive as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105057)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: Cerise sex offender chapel

Where do we even go from here? Either you don't go to Vegas, and this thread dies, or you "do" and the flame gets even worse. Are you going to meet Vinny Chase while you're there?

Actually, who am I kidding... keep posting, I love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093622)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093635)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Cerise sex offender chapel

Yeah, definitely go. Put 100 on black for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093644)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:16 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093659)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

is it really a "relationship" though? just sayin'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093646)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093671)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

totally understand, although I'm not sure how "racist shit on Xoxo" is entertaining...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093701)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093712)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

ah, ok, gotcha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093720)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:35 PM
Author: curious codepig location

I'm not sure, even if she wants to go to Vegas (the strong argument that she probably has a shitload to do before she leaves notwithstanding), why you would think she'd stay if you wow her over this weekend. You said you want to convince her not to go without saying so, but it's not like she would have a backup plan that would allow her to stay in town rather than go to London. Save the money for a trip to england.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093800)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093828)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: curious codepig location

I know you don't want her to go. Im just not sure what telling she or showing her that through this trip will accomplish. She's not going to forego her career for someone she hooked up with for 24 hours. If she stays she'll have no job this summer, and what will she tell interviewers? No normal law student would make the decision to stay, let alone a gunner chick. For the money you're about to blow on Vegas you could prob have a pretty sick night out after she's gone. Just find a bar with skanky chicks and throw some money around...they'll be easily impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093862)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

You don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093877)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093891)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: wonderful gay wizard

Gunner by Association

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093625)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093813)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

wynn, bellagio, theHotel at Mandalay Bay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093827)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093835)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

I thought you wanted something romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093893)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093904)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:46 PM
Author: Frum lilac yarmulke

David Carr would like a piece of that action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105046)





Date: May 9th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8093932)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: curious codepig location

God I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not, there are two possible eventualities:

(1) She gets freaked out about this crazy plan and tells you to leave

(2) She jumps for joy and says yes. You go to Vegas, have a great time. A weekend of non stop reaming. Then the plane trip back comes. Neither of you have really talked about her leaving on Monday. You promised yourself you wouldn't say a word about it but after you've invested this weekend, you feel you must if for no other reason than to avoid insanity. You nervously start the conversation by saying "so, excited about leaving?" She says "oh yea it's going to be AMAZING. I'll be in London at a sweet gig. It'll be the best summer ever." Then she sees your face, and it dawns on her. The whole reason for this trip was to try to get her to stay. Suddenly, she feels sick to her stomach as she realizes that what she considered a fun, exiting, jet-setting fling was, to you, something much more. She realizes just how obsessed you've become, and she stares out the plane window for the rest of the trip. Upon landing, she immediately seeks a restraining order before she leaves for London. The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094003)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market

174

"non stop reaming" was nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094071)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:48 AM
Author: Anal Dashing Piazza Digit Ratio

"I hope this is flame. On the .5% chance it's not"

Standard board assumption that people never get laid, do exciting things, etc.

The "you'll get an STD" patrol shouldn't be far behind.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094880)





Date: May 11th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: insecure ladyboy

I calculate AT LEAST a 60% chance that he gets herpes from this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8100388)





Date: May 10th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: bipolar hospital multi-billionaire

Regardless of whether she agrees to go to Vegas, don't blow this by trying to convince her to give up London. You'll come off as a selfish prick who doesn't care about the ramifications to her. Think about it - why would you want to mess her up like that. Plan to visit her instead. Twice, if necessary. That should be plenty sufficient to keep things going. It's mot like she's going to start a lasting relationship over there.

Good luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8094834)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:06 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095332)





Date: May 10th, 2007 8:11 AM
Author: Cerise sex offender chapel

You better update us throughout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095339)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:39 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097166)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Cerise sex offender chapel

bump because I like this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095781)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Light candlestick maker brunch

Wow. I'm pleased I finally read this thread, but sad I've been missing this updates in realtime. It's like how I didn't watch Six Feet Under for the first three seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095883)





Date: May 10th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Transparent Narrow-minded Temple

This is clearly flame but everyone knows these feelings and I sure miss them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8095903)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:53 PM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

i've never had these feelings. it's like reading about something exotic and foreign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105063)





Date: May 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

one of my favorite threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097299)





Date: May 10th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: cyan church feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8097686)





Date: May 14th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: hilarious galvanic macaca theater stage

I just started reading the thread, and I've been waiting for Fresh Prince lyrics the entire time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118537)





Date: May 10th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Bump for updates even though this guy is probably shagging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099567)





Date: May 11th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Cerise sex offender chapel

TITCB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8099721)





Date: May 11th, 2007 2:59 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8102862)





Date: May 11th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Frum lilac yarmulke

Does the Gunner douche regularly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8105084)





Date: May 12th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: thirsty shitlib kitchen

did kubrickfan get better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8106148)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:38 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109014)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:45 PM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

i love you dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109030)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: aquamarine state keepsake machete

Best. Pre-summer. Flame. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109048)





Date: May 12th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

i feel all warm inside!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109085)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

Traveling with girls is difficult. How do you drop massive shits without fear of grossing her out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109148)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:23 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109483)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: Chrome Shivering Meetinghouse

"Feeling helpless, I tried giving her a massage. I don't know if she enjoyed it or not, but she actually fell asleep and later, back at the room, gave me one hell of an enthusiastic blowjob. I guess the old saying that no good deed goes unpunished is correct."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109150)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

I didn't understand that one either. Hell, he did say he's strung out on Red Bull and espresso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109157)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: Chrome Shivering Meetinghouse

yeah i was just wondering if i missed something on that one. being that this is my favorite thread in a while... i consider it forgivable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109171)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

One thing he seems to have going for him is composure. He gets a grip of the situation at hand and reflects on it later. I don't know if this is the mark of fiction or just a guy who knows how women operate. Maybe he has older sisters or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109191)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109497)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Splenetic hall

can the mods verify that this was posted from a las vegas ip? if this is a flame, it's one of the best i've ever seen. nice job op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109182)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:27 AM
Author: thriller adulterous university clown

i still don't care if this story is true or not. all that matters is that it's fantastic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109236)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

but predictable at the same time. Did you really think he would return from Vegas "without the girl"? Granted she's still waiting for "the call" but we pretty much can guess that he's going to end up giving us detailed descriptions of Manchester's slums next week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109246)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Sick locale

I am a big fan of the rapper's posse and the hoops. He made time for hoops during a red bull fueled sex bender.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109490)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Transparent Narrow-minded Temple

It was slightly believable until this post but no you had to go and ruin it :<

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109591)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

so do u write for a living?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109192)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

The writing really isn't that sophisticated. It's more of the message he conveys despite it, that feels real. That's why people have difficulty deciding whether it's obvious flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109210)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

could be a ploy. good writers can adjust how 'good' their writing is according to the situation, audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109227)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:42 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

that sounds like sophisticated writing to me. big words and poetry aren't necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111320)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109450)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:28 AM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

*starts to cry*

dude, can we switch places, for just a minute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109510)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:34 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109536)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:35 AM
Author: Twisted vermilion sound barrier

i don't even know what a foam party is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109547)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:43 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109575)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109584)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:52 AM
Author: disgusting field

TTT Paradise, you can change your name but this is still a boring fucking flame.

It was good until after the movie scene. This shit is ridiculous, your "gf" who've you've known for like 5 days is retarded to give up her shit for you.

I hope you both get married and end up handling your own divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109607)





Date: May 13th, 2007 1:54 AM
Author: disgusting field

Your next installment better include terrorists, and a hijacking on the plane and someone important dying, and a measure of insane heroics.

And this better not be an elaborate WGWAG flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109615)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:06 AM
Author: Useless vivacious roast beef

I can see it right now. He's sitting next to a quiet, closely shaved, dark-skinned, soft-spoken Middle Eastern man named Ahmed. Shortly after takeoff, Ahmed crashes the cockpit, kills the co-pilot, and is about to stab the hot flight attendant until our goldenboy here miraculously kicks Ahmed in the jewels and saves her.

The flight attendant then has a threesome with goldenboy and his female gunner and joins them in England. The end. Then we find out our goldenboy is Asian (the OP hasn't specified a race as of yet and we know that he enjoys 'balling' with black dudes. What Asian guy doesn't?) IMO, I picture the OP as a white guy. I'm hoping, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109652)





Date: May 13th, 2007 2:43 AM
Author: Blathering Startling Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8109893)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:14 AM
Author: supple gaping church building

we should be honored that Dan Brown is pilot testing his new material on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110049)





Date: May 13th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110570)





Date: May 13th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: Glassy titillating hissy fit

BAM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8110696)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:40 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Bump. Awesome thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111309)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring passionate double fault crotch

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=631107&forum_id=2#8109873

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111316)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Alcoholic Stead Corn Cake

there's no reason to insist on posting that here. it's not a horrible parody, but it's nowhere near brilliant enough to corrode the good feelings and romantic thrills of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111362)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: vibrant personal credit line abode

This is a good thread, but please stop touching yourself, TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111383)





Date: May 13th, 2007 3:59 PM
Author: Amber Nowag Mad-dog Skullcap

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8111396)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Mahogany private investor

Bump for updates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118257)





Date: May 14th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Floppy famous landscape painting market
Subject: my favorite part

"Today, our final day, was spent doing a variety of things we had already done. We went back to the air-conditioned casino because it was deathly hot out, and while she went to the pool, I played basketball with some black dudes. These guys didn't go easy on me (elbows, shoving) but they respected my determination. They were part of some unknown rapper's posse and gave me backstage passes for their show under the instructions that I hand some out to hot girls by the pool. I took them and handed them out, getting odd looks from my GF when she spotted me being mobbed by a group of thugged-out looking black girls and latinas."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8118294)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121614)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:11 PM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

wtf happened dooder? no offer pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121653)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121686)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:17 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

She got you a fucking job and you didn't go? Are you a 1L?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121695)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121706)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Did you take her to the airport?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121717)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121733)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

When was the last time you spoke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121737)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121749)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

This is lame. This thread is pretty epic at this point. Come on, you owe it to XOXO to give us a proper update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121757)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121768)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Did she tell you she didn't want to continue? Did she say she had some BF in London? Or are you just heartbroken she left?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121771)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121784)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:37 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

Are you both going to do to the same LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121788)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121794)





Date: May 15th, 2007 8:44 PM
Author: rusted space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122742)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:23 PM
Author: French Canary Faggotry

Take the LSAT yet?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=623099&mc=9&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=624838&mc=9&forum_id=2#8044867

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=628319&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121718)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube

Maybe I'm not in law school. If I was, I certainly wouldn't post all this info and risk being easily outed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121722)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

lol flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121744)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121752)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121798)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121803)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Pearly Fortuitous Meteor

oh SNAP, I think the whole thing has just unraveled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121760)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: multi-colored institution headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121774)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Henna hairraiser liquid oxygen goal in life

it was a pretty central portion of ur story dood.

good story, poor flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121801)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Greedy motley people who are hurt

whoopth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121770)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: orchid halford theatre

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=616160&PHPSESSID=4acc23548ee0421059c8e1a97b4c87ec#7955658

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=618314&mc=4&forum_id=2#7976660

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616567&mc=9&forum_id=2#7959954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616215&forum_id=2#7958962

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616457&mc=61&forum_id=2#7958954

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=629122&mc=6&forum_id=2#8088966

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=611541&mc=43&forum_id=2#7915239

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612552&mc=6&forum_id=2#7924760

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=613735&mc=5&forum_id=2#7936220

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=610532&mc=10&forum_id=2#7904687

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=616569&mc=146&forum_id=2#7959821

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121812)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: confused cordovan business firm

WTF happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121665)





Date: May 15th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: effete razzmatazz corner

This is amazing. Keep it coming. Many 180s. TY d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8121740)





Date: May 15th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Slippery lay

Tolstoy could have written the OP's thread. It's so romantic I just turned on my CD of viennese waltzes by Lehar.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8122834)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: pontificating boltzmann forum

Its all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275293)





Date: June 19th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: dark fantasy-prone tanning salon reading party

it was real...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8275305)





Date: July 30th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: pontificating boltzmann forum

update please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452398)





Date: July 30th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Boyish Rehab

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8452470)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Erotic hyperactive elastic band jew

whatever happened to this thread? it's all gone!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#8703903)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: Light candlestick maker brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676914)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Deranged brilliant stag film fat ankles

wtf is this shit

ONLY BITCHES EDIT. IF YOU EDIT, YOU ARE A BITCH. HOPE THIS FUCKING HELPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676924)





Date: April 24th, 2008 10:44 AM
Author: Light candlestick maker brunch

were you around last year? it was a great read. glimmers of it were copied and reposted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#9676999)





Date: October 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: Light candlestick maker brunch

SHOW US YOUR BOARDING PASS RECEIPTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628166&forum_id=2#10271611)