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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:39 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Taking all advice, no matter how icky or offensive.
SHOOT! |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:45 AM Author: electric chrome parlor get less ugly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073912) |
Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: rose corner wgwag! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309917) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake ty for the suggestion. It has been considered and quickly discarded.
NEXT! |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park lol beggars can't be choosers |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I beg to differ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309975) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:57 PM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park it's ur choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310002) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Crimson market beggars can't differ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310113) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: azure native preventive strike but they can beg to differ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310217) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:24 AM Author: glittery pocket flask Underrated post.
I hope you return. |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac mahogany plaza kill yourself. maybe a coroner will touch you or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309918) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:41 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake If they look anything like that straight brother on Six Feet Under, I might just do this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309921) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:43 PM Author: kink-friendly diverse doctorate shitlib Lessen vapidity, increase attractiveness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309936) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:46 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake How? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309949) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:46 PM Author: kink-friendly diverse doctorate shitlib 42 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309953) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake THIS ISN'T HELPFUL!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309986) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king Ahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310351) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:45 PM Author: azure native preventive strike stop being such a shrill harpy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309943) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I'm not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309960) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: azure native preventive strike lololol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309963) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: Angry resort Lower standards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309964) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: Provocative Pontificating Pistol TITCR. This is the problem for 90% of people not getting laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309976) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I pretty much fuck every guy who hits on me. Except the spics and Asians!
I'm deliciously racist! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Angry resort Awesome. I'm white. What club are you hitting up on Friday night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310030) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:05 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I don't go to clubs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310041) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: greedy sienna roommate "except spics and asians"
well, there's your problem. Open up. |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: shaky toaster stock car Relaxing wise? See some good movies. Go to the park/beach. You should probably do some exercise because being a nasty old maid can be physical as much as mental.
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:07 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Um, how about some less ghey advice, pleze? tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310051) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:31 PM Author: Aromatic Antidepressant Drug Half-breed This is the best advice anyone can give you. I don't want to reveal too much, but it is hugely important that you follow it (to the park/beach, relaxing-wise). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311824) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: motley bat shit crazy location get a personality transplant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309992) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I thought you luved me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309999) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:54 PM Author: Curious voyeur CL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309994) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:54 PM Author: Maniacal whorehouse start giving head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309996) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:57 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake From you this hurts most of all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310005) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: Maniacal whorehouse i'm just trying to help by giving you real advice you can use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310007) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: azure native preventive strike and what astute advice it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310008) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310013) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park i imagine it's hard to attract quality doods w/o giving head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310012) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake It's not like I wear a sign that says "I'm frigid"! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310023) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: azure native preventive strike It's not like you need to wear that sign. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310028) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Soul-stirring indian lodge Its not like you can keep it secret for long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310134) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake That's true. :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310171) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: Crimson market Au contraire, my good friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310121) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: swashbuckling gaming laptop station you won't go down? srsly? i might already know that, but i'm kind of sleep deprived... you should try it, it's very arousing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310695) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: Flirting massive old irish cottage I'd never do it, but people I know swear by the online dating thing.
Also, as stated in the thread where you posted pics, go for a lighter hair color. The pics were good but that's one place where you can improve. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: Angry resort This is supposed to be awesome, actually. Still can't do it while I at least get some attention in the non-online world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310036) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park i totally agree about the lighter hair color (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310054) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:15 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I like my hair. :-(
And all the guys online are either fugly AND awkward or just looking for sex. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Flirting massive old irish cottage So at this point youve got a dozen ideas and you've rejected all of them. Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310115) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I was looking for GOOD ideas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310180) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Flirting massive old irish cottage Ok, hon. Maybe getting out of Bawlmer once in a while wouldn't hurt.
Also: never let any prospective boyfriend know about your stupid cat videos. You're already risking enough on the image front as it is just by owning the damn critters.
Aging, ronrey woman pining for a man and owning many cats = not a spitting image of teh success. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake OH NOES! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310287) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:29 AM Author: swashbuckling gaming laptop station xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310700) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 AM Author: Trip hilarious hall feces Become penpals with an inmate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310016) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: Flickering pungent coldplay fan yarmulke Call me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310103) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310118) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Soul-stirring indian lodge You obviously suck at the seks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310139) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I've been told that I'm quite good in bed. Plus I do the anal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310358) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king the anal is a good start next time he pulls out put it in your mouth |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: Crimson market Where do you generally meet the males? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310149) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I don't. The last three were metro, Starbucks and work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310360) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Emerald Lodge If you're into Steely Dan, weed, and sex in vintage VW vans, I have got TEH guy for you!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310213) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Um, no. I'm not into my dad in the 60s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310363) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: Drunken ladyboy But wasn't he into you in the 80s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310486) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:26 PM Author: translucent stimulating reading party yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312029) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:38 AM Author: Red Thriller Double Fault Clown oooooh, you need a gangbang girl! then you can pick your favorite of the bunch! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310253) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse if your real life is anything like the madcat persona, you need to change your behavior and attitude. this will sound harsh, but it's the correct advice and you need to heed it. - drop the feminism bullshit. if it's a protection mechanism, it's obviously not working. if otherwise, you're not smart enough or beautiful enough to pull it off. you're not ideologically devoted to it anyway (see this thread). start giving head. - get better looking. you have nice features and you'll be attractive if you put things together wisely. exercise (cardio, squats, lunges). change your hair as indicated above. - quit making stupid jokes. it's ok for a girl not to be funny. guys expect that. you're actively UNfunny. - quit spending so much money. this is good advice regardless of your bf situation. but it's also probably true that living outside your means is distorting your preferences for men in some strange way. you need to right your ship. - don't give up your vajayjay so quickly. this is obvious. giving blowjobs, incidentally, will help you delay sex while maintaining (and hopefully increasing) the guy's interest. - cultivate your personality. read more, watch better movies. spend more time outside. hang out with friends and don't rely on dates or boyfriends for your social life. learn to be kind. - review your past relationships with a self-critical eye. understand why they failed. - quit posting here. it squanders hours that you need to spend on the above. - once you've incorporated all of the above into your life, wait a month. maybe wait another. then find a guy, or better yet, let him find you. unless you want the next guy to be another no-account who dumps you when he gets bored with your pussy, you need to unfuck yourself before you date again. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:52 AM Author: aphrodisiac mahogany plaza possibly the most on point post ever recorded on XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310334) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete titcr. madcat doesn't deserve that much effort, but i'm impressed all the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310362) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king damn
so that whole "I don't suck dick" schtick isn't a schtick? I'm not gonna lie, she's def one of my favorite posters but no head? That's insane. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: vivacious parlour hairy legs ouch, but titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310365) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:58 AM Author: azure native preventive strike wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310366) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:59 AM Author: Green house depressive I will differ on her not being funny. Some people find her funnny, no long term relationship potential if the guy won't.
I agree on the rest, including feminism, because deep down she does not want a guy that would put up with her feminist bs anyway. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:02 AM Author: vivacious parlour hairy legs to be fair, your sense of humor sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310379) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: Green house depressive but you need to find a guy whose sense of humor sucks. you only need one, it's doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310383) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Um, bite me.
P.S. Blowjobs are way dirtier than sex, I'm in good shape, my relationships fail because I attract assholes, I like my hair AND I'M FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
P.P.S. I am a feminist. Always have, always will be. So, I reiterate, BITE ME. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:02 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete i like you. but seriously, why the weird autoadmit attraction? and why won't you EVER give real answers to questions like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310381) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake What questions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310389) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:07 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete why do you hang out on autoadmit so much?
seriously, it's clearly a symptom of some major personality problem. if you answered honestly we might be able to help. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I've been here for years, since the original PR board.
Why are YOU here? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete that's not responsive. i want to know why you're still here, and why you make threads like this.
i'm here b/c my own significant personality problems. but I'M not the one asking the board for help. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse i hope after the sting subsides you return to my post and see what you can get out of it. whether or not you take my advice, i have nothing more to offer but my sincere wishes of good luck and happiness. bye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310390) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:04 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake There's very little I can take out of it. My favorite part was when you said I'm not kind. That was fuckin' HILARIOUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310392) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: Abusive dog poop "I am a feminist. Always have, always will be. So, I reiterate, BITE ME."
Bullshit. Your idea of a good time is an ol' country boy with a pickup truck. You're not fooling anyone. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: Green house depressive in FLANNEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310424) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: azure native preventive strike ask yourself if a feminist would stoop to asking xoxo for dating advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310423) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:21 AM Author: hyperactive idiot LOL, he gives you the exact answer you need to solve your problems, and this is your response? And you wonder why everyone you've ever tried to hold onto has dumped you for someone slightly less attractive and probably a bit more dumpy? Get a grip Madcat.
PS: I'd call you a fucking twat but that's obvious |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: bespoke yapping deer antler "I'm in good shape, my relationships fail because I attract assholes"
This is direct evidence of that fact that you are a stubborn bitch who will never change and doesn't actually want to despite claims to the contrary. The only reason this thread was posted was to get even more fucking attention from a person who does not deserve it. Scum....you suck horribly. HTH. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: Soul-stirring indian lodge Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310384) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: Clear puppy I'd say TITCR, but this is the mother fucking model answer!
I agree with the other gentleman. This is perhaps the most on point post in the history of xoxo! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:37 AM Author: cracking theater therapy *slow clap* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310981) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 9:20 AM Author: Maniacal whorehouse there is good advice, but there is also a lot of bad advice in this post.
"drop the feminism bullshit. if it's a protection mechanism, it's obviously not working. if otherwise, you're not smart enough or beautiful enough to pull it off. you're not ideologically devoted to it anyway (see this thread). start giving head."
this is just st00p1d. Its like telling someone to drop the republican bullshit or christianity bullshit. Its part of her and many people's core values. people who dismiss feminism like you sound like a ditto head.
"quit spending so much money. this is good advice regardless of your bf situation. but it's also probably true that living outside your means is distorting your preferences for men in some strange way. you need to right your ship."
first her spending is obviously a problem she exaggerates for effect on XOXO, the fact you take it so seriously make you seem dense. the part about it distorting her preferences for men is just nonsensical
"quit making stupid jokes. it's ok for a girl not to be funny. guys expect that. you're actively UNfunny."
wtf is this about? you expect a girl to not be funny? I love girls with a sense of humor. madcat is usually witty.
most of the rest is just basic stuff that everyone should do
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:01 AM Author: azure native preventive strike "madcat is usually witty"
this is blatantly false. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:22 AM Author: useless spruce temple french chef Madcat labels herself a feminist but its a ridiculous front; she frankly doesnt come across as understanding what it means to be a feminist. Spouting off "girl power" and refusing to suck dick isnt sufficient. IMO this label is just a wall she builds to support herself when the guy leaves.
The guys advice is dead-on "youre not a sincere feminist so stop pretending like you are. It drives men away and thats something you clearly dont want to do." I dont think he was really saying "feminism is stupid." |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:31 AM Author: cracking theater therapy this is a post, but it is also completely inaccurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311151) |
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Date: June 29th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse i think fulano and black keys have dealt with the feminism and humor issues already. the money problem: my shorthand may have been insufficient to get my meaning across. i mean that her spending habits make her financially insecure, and her financial insecurity fucks up her dating choices. this could occur in several fashions (she looks for guys who can support her, e.g., the old man; she looks for any guy who will have her, e.g., shitty guys who cheat on her; not to mention, her financial predicament in general doesn't help her attract quality guys). it's a speculation, but i think it's a fair one, and it takes no great leap of imagination to see how her money situation might contribute to bad choices. as for whether she exaggerates or not... some people exaggerate their problems as a coping device. regardless, unless she is lying about everything, madcat lives beyond her means. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:51 AM Author: Green house depressive join a dating site/ad on craigslist. Also, stop fucking the first guy you meet and do not SEEM like you fuck the first guy you meet. That is not a good path to getting a boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310327) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Yeah, I'm gonna take advice from the mail order Russian bride with the abusive husband who fucks her pitbull while she sleeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310386) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: Abusive dog poop "Yeah, I'm gonna take advice from the mail order Russian bride with the abusive husband"
Like you wouldn't trade places with her...
"who fucks her pitbull while she sleeps."
Its Pit Bull (note: two words, you old maid).
Let me add: I'm getting some tonight. Are you? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Am I getting some brainwashed mentally and physically abused Russian pussy tonight? No, no I'm not.
STAY RETIRED, RUSKIE! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: Abusive dog poop "STAY RETIRED, RUSKIE!"
STAY BROKE, WHITE TRASH! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: Green house depressive this makes me 86% more qualified than the average xo poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310418) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:52 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete stop trolling and fix your eyebrows. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310339) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: Green house depressive i support this, they are awful with the dark hair color. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310353) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:05 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I already said I was gonna talk to my stylist about it this weekend when I get my hair done. Sheesh! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310399) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: Green house depressive stop going to a stylist to get your hair done. you can't afford it. spending outside your means is NOT a girlfriend material thing to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310403) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake What did I JUST tell you, Russian bride?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310409) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: Abusive dog poop You're just pissy Mandy doesn't qualify for food stamps.
And she doesn't have to listen to you. For example: you told her to dye her hair red. Guess what color it is? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 AM Author: bearded laser beams fortuitous meteor be outgoing. go to places that interest you. talk to people you see there.
also, post ads online and meet up with anyone who you find interesting and worth meeting. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 AM Author: nighttime apoplectic step-uncle's house sandwich Call me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310371) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king Have you ever sucked a dick? Serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310400) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: impertinent supple messiness internal respiration Be nicer. Not anything specific, just be less of a selfish bitch. I'm 100% serious. Resist the urge to reveal your overly sarcastic, vengeful personality. It's not cute or endearing, and it surely must catch guys off guard since you don't lead with it up front by your own admission.
Oh, and smile more. Really. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete titcr, on the smiling. so your fake smile sucks; practice and get a better one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310408) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake WTF ever. I won't be your Stepford wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310422) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 AM Author: house-broken laughsome address keepsake machete i am bad at a lot of things. some of them are worth improving, even if they're only socially beneficial. you don't need to be stepford.
also, you should cut out the racist shtick, if you ever do it IRL. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake haha Selfish bitch. That's rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310428) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:24 AM Author: henna psychic giraffe Accept the advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310480) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king this made me laugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310490) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: henna psychic giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310496) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:30 AM Author: Sepia philosopher-king the placement was perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310502) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:31 AM Author: henna psychic giraffe ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310506) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:12 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake It's a shame I have to go to bed when this thread is a'hopping, but I got court in the morning!
Toodles, suckas! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:14 AM Author: bronze dopamine i'll give it to u baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310441) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 AM Author: henna psychic giraffe Stop being a bitch. Get a boob job. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310472) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:23 AM Author: duck-like hominid water buffalo You know, you're totally perfect for some art fag from MICA. You should get wasted at Brewer's Art on Friday night and hook up with some destitute art student who will listen to your feminist bullshit. Also, for perspective on feminism, when he's talking about postmodern design, your interest level is equivalent to the average non-art school male during a feminist diatribe. HTFH.
That or you should head over to Belair-Edison and sell that shit. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:11 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Jesus, I've actually gone to Brewer's Art.
*kills self* |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: duck-like hominid water buffalo Had to cool off after a tough day in torts at Baltimore's premier den of legal thinking, which is right around the corner?
Also, did you fuck anybody from MICA (or UB, for that matter) before, during or after your trip to Brewer's? Do you find star tattoos, lip piercings and trucker hats hawt? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Um, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311685) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 PM Author: duck-like hominid water buffalo How else could you get work in the prestigious Brawltimore market than by attending its most beloved law school, University of Baltimore?
I suppose it's possible you went to UMD law, but that would mean you went to a T1, and that you were in close proximity to all the attractive med students in that area. I doubt either of those situations could occur without protest.
I bet you live in Hampden. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:53 AM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park i'll admit one thing she's good at is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310761) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:27 AM Author: mischievous brunch Blowjobs, obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310979) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:37 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake See, this is just stupid boy propaganda. You guys don't know I don't do that before you even meet me! That's more of an issue related to me KEEPING a boyfriend than getting one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310982) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:39 AM Author: swashbuckling gaming laptop station so you won't do it? it's fun... maybe you just need a change of perspective on the issue... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310983) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:41 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Look, you're pretty much a gay guy stuck in a woman's body, so your love for sucking dick is irrelevant to my case. tyvm! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310985) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:42 AM Author: cracking theater therapy Speaking of your case, I thought you had court this morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310988) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:27 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Why the fuck did you think I was up at 8am? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311325) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:43 AM Author: swashbuckling gaming laptop station i've never really thought about it that way- i'm pretty girly, but so are most gay guys i guess... hmmmmm... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310989) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:41 AM Author: cracking theater therapy If he dumps you after 3 dates, he was not your boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310984) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:42 AM Author: mischievous brunch Well the meeting part has a lot to do with the fact that you dont go out and are a loner.
But notice how every time you do start dating someone, it slowly goes bad? You know why that is. You shouldn't be concerned with meeting new guys when you know they are going to lose interest once they find out you wont blow them. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:49 AM Author: cracking theater therapy And while refusing to suck cock is by itself a mortal sin punishable by stoning and/or bukkuku, it's also a glaring red siren indicating an insurmountable lack of maturity (sexual and otherwise) and open-mindedness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310994) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 9:09 AM Author: mischievous brunch It's funny that we still feel the need to say this, when it is so self-evident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311012) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:23 AM Author: useless spruce temple french chef I couldnt imagine dumping someone bc they didnt suck cock, but i guess I couldnt imagine dating someone who wouldnt do it in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311124) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:26 AM Author: mischievous brunch I'm not one of those dickheads that demands perfection from women or has the highest standards, but the no BJ policy is an absolute dealbreaker for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311136) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:35 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Perhaps the fact that you prefer mouth to pussy should tell you something about your sexual preferences, frat boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311349) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:55 AM Author: useless spruce temple french chef jolly ranchers come in more than one flavor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311431) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: mischievous brunch Who says I prefer it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311781) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:10 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Then WTF's the problem?! I give it up! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312285) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness There is something fundamentally wrong with you, and your refusal to suck cock is merely surface evidence of that flaw. Men are able to perceive the this foundational problem before your frigidity confirms it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311476) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:39 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman Exactly. If a girl hasn't been a virgin in ages but still has weird sexual hangups, a guy is going to figure there's something wrong with her. Most times he's right. Unless the girl is model hot, it's easier to find some other, less crazy, piece of ass to date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311632) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake "piece of ass"
And therein lies why the so-called advice on this board is useless. It's all coming from pricks. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:07 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness And therein lies why you are desperately lonely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311707) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I wouldn't say desperate. I do have a vibrator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311720) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:12 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef I wouldnt call myself a prick. I dont even care if chicks put out. But I can recognize that no relationship with you in your current state is going to work. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman Don't kid yourself. You were a piece of ass to the last few guys who dated you. If you want to be something more than that, you need to do some self-improvement and go a hell of a lot slower in your relationships. No one's going to treasure you as a precious little snowflake right off the bat.
You're getting a lot of abuse on this thread, and you deserve most of it. There's good advice here though. What you've been doing for the last 10 or 15 years has failed miserably. Maybe you shouldn't trust your instincts.
Are there any changes you ARE willing to make? It sounds like your appearance, your sexual behavior and the places you hang out are set in stone. What are you willing to rearrange? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:16 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Your face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311750) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman Have fun downloading old television shows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311756) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 11:42 AM Author: cracking theater therapy awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9074373) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: mischievous brunch I laughed. You are so fucking immature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311760) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Curious voyeur lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311815) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:23 AM Author: mind-boggling institution Left-field idea:
Have you thought of trolling cat shows?
Even if you don't find a guy, at least your time will have been well-spent. :) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:28 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake You frighten me a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311329) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:48 PM Author: mind-boggling institution Sorry, I thought you loved cats. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312444) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:34 AM Author: Jet-lagged Useless Brakes National You should have dated Community Norm/Grate T-shirt/ DMFerry before he got sued. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311342) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:41 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake haha He's gonna be a poor! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311372) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:41 AM Author: Flatulent regret You were never attractive to begin with and now you're getting old. Clearly, you will never have a decent boyfriend. A female at your age looking to finally have a good boyfriend is like a man at 45 asking when he'll start having an education and a real career. Either settle for a loser douchebag or die alone (except, of course, for the cats that will start eating your corpse because they've run out of food and no one has noticed you're dead). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311374) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake My kitties are more than welcome to eat my corpse! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311386) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:47 AM Author: Flatulent regret You could also try going out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311389) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake But I hate bars and clubs, and all the guys there are assholes trolling for tail anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311394) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Some people at bars are just normal people hanging out, having a good time. Some are guys who would like to have a nice girlfriend.
See, you clearly have zero desire to change or see what it is that makes you so unappealing.
You hate everyone, especially men, and then curse them for not liking you. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: useless spruce temple french chef ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311438) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:47 PM Author: adventurous chest-beating persian trailer park to be fair trolling for a nice girlfriend/boyfriend at bars and clubs isn't a very effective way of going about that sort of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311647) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:50 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness I disagree. Bars are where adults go to relax and hang out. What better place for meeting people?
Also: My boyfriend is really nice, and I met him at a bar. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Your boyfriend has herpes. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311692) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Jealous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311695) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman Lots of people meet in bars. Even if she didn't find a boyfriend there, she'd at least talk to men once in awhile. Maybe that would satisfy her pathetic need for attention a bit, so she won't go nuts every time some non-committal loser hits on her in Starbucks.
Online would work even better for her though, especially if she lightened up and stopped being so picky about unimportant things. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Unimportant things? You mean like looks and personal hygiene? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311725) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:16 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman I was thinking of race and political affiliation.
I don't know how picky you are about looks. Lowered standards might help you there too. You're far from ugly, but you're not a supermodel either. If you only date very attractive men, you set yourself up to be abused a bit.
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Relax. Have a drink. Quit being so particular and set in your ways about everything. Stop eating. Put a bag on your head. Give beejays freely. Don't talk very much. Smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311383) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Dogshit has turned into the chick who wrote The Rules book? IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311392) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:49 AM Author: cracking theater therapy The Rules would never approve of drinking or oral sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311401) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:59 AM Author: Jet-lagged Useless Brakes National Dogshit should write an advice book for women. Despite all the STDs and the chronic mysteriously sore anus, she seems relatively happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311454) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: cracking theater therapy titty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311395) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: flesh field pisswyrm Try getting a real hobby instead of vegging out on TV and movies. Become good at it. Meet people with similar interests. The end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311455) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: motley bat shit crazy location this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311458) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef Stop interpreting advice as an attack and retrenching further into your habits as a defense mechanism. Do you want to change and become happier or not? Nothing is more frustrating than people who talk about changing but refuse to do so. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: cracking theater therapy Madcat: BURRRRRRRP! etc, etc, *dies alone* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311478) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 7:09 PM Author: bespoke yapping deer antler 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8313353) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:06 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman In summary: Men on dating sites are assholes and just looking for sex. Men in bars are assholes and just looking for sex. Men who like blowjobs are assholes and just looking for sex and possibly gay on top of all of it.
Guess what? The losers you've been meeting at Starbucks and work are assholes and looking for sex too. It's not like you can do much worse than an old guy who has a million kids and a polyamorous geek.
Your love life isn't working. You've admitted that. This would be a good time to try new things, and to reconsider old biases. Of course, you're not going to do that. You're going to keep blowing your money at Ann Taylor, slurping down lattes, staying in, and wondering why you don't meet any men. Fucking stupid whore. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:08 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman Also, have you ever considered that a good way to screen out men who are just looking for sex is to not fuck them right away and see who sticks around? That's honestly never crossed your mind? Or perhaps your psychotic version of feminism holds that testing people's intentions is a form of patriarchal oppression. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311500) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:09 PM Author: Pearl Pervert Piazza So what do you suggest that Madcat could do? Maybe she doesn't enjoy going to bars or clubs, so why is that her fault? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311512) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:13 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman She says she doesn't enjoy being perpetually single either. Sometimes you have to suck it up and do things other people enjoy if you want to meet them. It's not like attractive, interesting, faithful men are hanging out at fucking Ann Taylor.
The other obvious option she's rejected is to join match.com or some other dating service, so she could meet men while she posted on xoxo. Her only objection to that is that the guys on there are losers. Since she dates losers anyway, it's hard to see how that will make things worse. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Yes. Clearly online dating is the way to go for her. And I think it is no longer true that the guys on there are losers. My friend is a very attractive, fun girl who met her boyfriend on yahoo, and he's a cool guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311535) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: Pearl Pervert Piazza She could get a hobby and meet guys that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311539) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman I don't see her lining up to do that either.
I doubt that will do her much good if she did, though. She has yet to mention any interest in things that are social and that men generally enjoy. She seems to like a lot of solitary shit and artsy girly crap. Nothing wrong with that, but she's not going to run into many straight men that way.
You get the loser asshole looking for sex problem everywhere. It's not like hobby groups are zoned for decent men who don't care about getting blown once in awhile only. It's worth it for her to have some, if only to make her a more interesting person and less of a vapid slut, but she needs to stop thinking she's too good for the usual ways people meet each other. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:14 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef its good for her to get involved in activities bc shes going to meet guys who can view her in ways other than pickup slut. she can get to know them during activities other than dates where they are just hoping to score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311747) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:21 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman For a normal person that would work. MadCat is treated as a pickup slut by guys she meets in very nonsexual situations. She either radiates it or she's a horrible judge of people's intentions. All she can do is meet a lot of men and not fuck any of them until she gets to know them well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311776) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef thats what im thinking. thats why doing activities (building houses, soup kitches, whatever) will give them a chance to get to know each other without the sexual tension (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311785) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman If she did an activity men like, that would be as good as anything else. You know she's going to join a cat rescue, though, and then whine about not meeting anyone there. She'd probably half-ass and fuck up online dating and meeting men at bars too, though, so it might not matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311795) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 PM Author: Jet-lagged Useless Brakes National She probably meets a lot of interesting guys through work, but she's a shitty lawyer and they all end up behind bars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311661) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I heart my jailbird clients so! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311718) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: flesh field pisswyrm She could drop the negativity that comes from lacking self esteem. How, you ask? By picking up a hobby other than being a couch potato. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311534) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:58 PM Author: khaki vibrant shrine Stop being so fucking weird.
The BJ thing is a perfect example. Contrary to what everyone says the sun does not, for me at least, rise and set on fellatio. But I would never go out with a chick who was selfish enough to say "I just don't do that." As long as the sex was good otherwise a GF could probably get away with blowing me a dozen times a fucking year. An few hours at most out of their fucking life. But if she wouldn't even do that I would lose her. Because those dozen BJs are so important? No. Because she's a fucking selfish piece of shit.
And lose the related feminist shtick. You're from Tennessee. They don't have feminist there. Its like being a fucking Creole from Vermont. You can't do it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I doubt any guy I've dated would ever say I was selfish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311736) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: mischievous brunch Why do you ask for advice when you are completely unwilling to even consider it.
You just dont get it. You are so set in your ways that you cant even see the other side of things. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef She's petrified of change. I cant believe im spending my time on this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311764) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: khaki vibrant shrine I love it when you start these threads and then spend all your time explaining how you already are the perfect girlfriend and you don't really need any advice.
You might as well be a fucking saltybabe shtick... |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:19 PM Author: useless spruce temple french chef I doubt any guy you dated thought you would listen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311767) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:19 PM Author: hyperactive idiot Wonderful. You ask for advice on how to change and reject it all (even when it's spot-on). Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311768) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: Talking peach place of business skinny woman You're bitchy to people in public. You're selfish about sex. Being a doormat in other respects doesn't make up for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311809) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2007 1:19 PM Author: Charcoal hideous turdskin jap HIGH SCORE ENTER YOUR NAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8467484) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: brass big-titted goal in life tattoo Develop class. No one wants to hear about the noxious fumes in your colon. There are fetish websites for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311783) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:28 PM Author: khaki vibrant shrine Hide from the Nazis.
Blog about it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:32 PM Author: Curious voyeur how are you a feminist? you post threads about getting boyfriends, lattes, and clothes. you are obsessed with your looks, tv, etc. wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311831) |
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Date: December 25th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: lime stain codepig titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073116) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: idiotic concupiscible pit wow, this thread is almost cruel. but there is some great advice here. i guess we can expect madcat (or anyone in this situation) to react against so many "corrections," at least when first confronted with them. maybe it just takes time for things to sink in. chin up, madcat, and understand that people are trying to help. you've humbled yourself just by making this thread. use that same humility to accept and digest the advice you've received. you have to deflate your ego to get anything out of this. if your cup's already full, then it's bound to overflow. in christ, bb. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:59 PM Author: khaki vibrant shrine Jesus doesn't wrap his shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311911) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 12:07 PM Author: cracking theater therapy not when he's hitting Barbaro from behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9074465) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:12 PM Author: Jet-lagged Useless Brakes National MadCat, don't you go changing. Just sit on your fat, lazy, cranky ass spouting off faux-feminist bullshit, eating Domino's and Starbucks, doting on your cats, and buying Ann Taylor pantsuits you can't afford. Someday an attractive, rich, fit, sexually unselfish man with the personality of a puppy dog will swoop in and take you away. Just you wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311962) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:12 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake How many people thought I was actually wanting your advice? Show of hands.
Jesus, this was supposed to be a joke thread. 200 posts? You people are INSANE! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:26 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Okay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312352) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:27 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake pizzafacesezwha? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312357) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:29 PM Author: walnut set twinkling uncleanness Wha? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312368) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: mischievous brunch One defense mechanism after another... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312379) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Dood, you know me. Would I really care what the boys on this board think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312382) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:39 PM Author: mischievous brunch A s much as any other boys, yes. And it's not only boys giving you advice.
Plus, when everyone, including rational people who like you, is giving the same type of advice, it doesn't matter where you are, you should at least consider it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: idiotic concupiscible pit hi pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312465) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: lemon stirring corn cake hi pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312505) |
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Date: June 29th, 2007 3:25 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse shameful. so much good advice in this thread, and you're not willing to change so much as your hairstyle. you deserve what you get. i only feel bad for your cats, who probably eat shitty dry food. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2007 2:36 PM Author: vivacious parlour hairy legs timely bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8550823) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Clear puppy bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8581474) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:09 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse oh that was a good night for posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589157) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:21 AM Author: marvelous orchestra pit black woman I can't believe you wasted such good advice on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589194) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:24 AM Author: gold haunting bawdyhouse who knows, maybe someday she'll open her heart to Change. if not her, then someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589204) |
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Date: December 25th, 2007 10:23 PM Author: marvelous orchestra pit black woman here's to a new bf in the new year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073062) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:21 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Yup. I wonder how long it'll take til I fuck things up with the new one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073764) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:24 AM Author: Exciting ticket booth you will fuck it up at the precise moment you have the "hun, i don't suck cock" conversation. htfh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073770) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Oh, we'll never have that conversation. I'll always leave the option open and mysterious, making him wonder what exact task he has to perform to earn the honor of his dick in my mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073775) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:27 AM Author: Exciting ticket booth you are kinda cruel irl. i'm a little surprised.
EDIT: what do you say when they just straight-up ask for it? |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:56 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake I tell them they're rude jerks. Who straight up asks for that?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073848) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: Puce sex offender dingle berry It doesn't sound like a weird question to me, and I've next to no experience in these matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073905) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:48 AM Author: Exciting ticket booth i felt a chill in the air so i knew you were around here somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073920) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:49 AM Author: Exciting ticket booth i think it's fine to talk frankly about secks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073921) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:27 AM Author: misanthropic cerebral mad-dog skullcap rehab You really think you can keep up that charade forever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073782) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Long enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073786) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:30 AM Author: misanthropic cerebral mad-dog skullcap rehab Long enough for what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073791) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:57 AM Author: lemon stirring corn cake Wouldn't you like to know?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073850) |
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Date: December 29th, 2007 4:34 AM Author: Cream ape you're a fucking 3rd grader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9084832) |
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Date: February 9th, 2008 1:05 PM Author: Cream ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9297871) |