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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:39 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Taking all advice, no matter how icky or offensive.
SHOOT! |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:45 AM Author: bat shit crazy pit get less ugly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073912) |
Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: vivacious brindle meetinghouse queen of the night wgwag! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309917) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: supple masturbator ape ty for the suggestion. It has been considered and quickly discarded.
NEXT! |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor lol beggars can't be choosers |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I beg to differ! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309975) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:57 PM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor it's ur choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310002) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: impressive whorehouse jew beggars can't differ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310113) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency but they can beg to differ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310217) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:24 AM Author: maroon nursing home Underrated post.
I hope you return. |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: Swollen Brass Patrolman Sanctuary kill yourself. maybe a coroner will touch you or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309918) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:41 PM Author: supple masturbator ape If they look anything like that straight brother on Six Feet Under, I might just do this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309921) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:43 PM Author: ebony factory reset button Lessen vapidity, increase attractiveness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309936) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: supple masturbator ape THIS ISN'T HELPFUL!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309986) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: opaque theatre Ahahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310351) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:45 PM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency stop being such a shrill harpy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309943) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I'm not! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309960) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency lololol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309963) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: garnet submissive temple Lower standards? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309964) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: Unholy salmon school cafeteria TITCR. This is the problem for 90% of people not getting laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309976) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I pretty much fuck every guy who hits on me. Except the spics and Asians!
I'm deliciously racist! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: garnet submissive temple Awesome. I'm white. What club are you hitting up on Friday night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310030) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:05 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I don't go to clubs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310041) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: 180 sadistic public bath "except spics and asians"
well, there's your problem. Open up. |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: mentally impaired cuckoldry selfie Relaxing wise? See some good movies. Go to the park/beach. You should probably do some exercise because being a nasty old maid can be physical as much as mental.
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:07 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Um, how about some less ghey advice, pleze? tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310051) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:31 PM Author: bearded persian forum This is the best advice anyone can give you. I don't want to reveal too much, but it is hugely important that you follow it (to the park/beach, relaxing-wise). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311824) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:53 PM Author: Puce floppy gas station messiness get a personality transplant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309992) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:55 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I thought you luved me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309999) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:54 PM Author: Domesticated dingle berry CL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309994) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:54 PM Author: vermilion reading party sneaky criminal start giving head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8309996) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:57 PM Author: supple masturbator ape From you this hurts most of all! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310005) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: vermilion reading party sneaky criminal i'm just trying to help by giving you real advice you can use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310007) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency and what astute advice it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310008) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: supple masturbator ape :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310013) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:58 PM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor i imagine it's hard to attract quality doods w/o giving head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310012) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: supple masturbator ape It's not like I wear a sign that says "I'm frigid"! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310023) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency It's not like you need to wear that sign. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310028) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Twisted Windowlicker Its not like you can keep it secret for long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310134) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: supple masturbator ape That's true. :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310171) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: impressive whorehouse jew Au contraire, my good friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310121) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: Orchid passionate national security agency you won't go down? srsly? i might already know that, but i'm kind of sleep deprived... you should try it, it's very arousing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310695) |
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Date: June 27th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: Aphrodisiac bisexual hairy legs trump supporter I'd never do it, but people I know swear by the online dating thing.
Also, as stated in the thread where you posted pics, go for a lighter hair color. The pics were good but that's one place where you can improve. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:04 AM Author: garnet submissive temple This is supposed to be awesome, actually. Still can't do it while I at least get some attention in the non-online world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310036) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor i totally agree about the lighter hair color (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310054) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:15 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I like my hair. :-(
And all the guys online are either fugly AND awkward or just looking for sex. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Aphrodisiac bisexual hairy legs trump supporter So at this point youve got a dozen ideas and you've rejected all of them. Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310115) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:28 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I was looking for GOOD ideas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310180) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Aphrodisiac bisexual hairy legs trump supporter Ok, hon. Maybe getting out of Bawlmer once in a while wouldn't hurt.
Also: never let any prospective boyfriend know about your stupid cat videos. You're already risking enough on the image front as it is just by owning the damn critters.
Aging, ronrey woman pining for a man and owning many cats = not a spitting image of teh success. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:43 AM Author: supple masturbator ape OH NOES! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310287) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:29 AM Author: Orchid passionate national security agency xoxo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310700) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 AM Author: henna yarmulke stage Become penpals with an inmate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310016) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:16 AM Author: violent church building hissy fit Call me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310103) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Who are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310118) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:23 AM Author: Twisted Windowlicker You obviously suck at the seks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310139) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I've been told that I'm quite good in bed. Plus I do the anal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310358) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: opaque theatre the anal is a good start next time he pulls out put it in your mouth |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: impressive whorehouse jew Where do you generally meet the males? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310149) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I don't. The last three were metro, Starbucks and work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310360) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: shimmering chest-beating azn If you're into Steely Dan, weed, and sex in vintage VW vans, I have got TEH guy for you!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310213) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Um, no. I'm not into my dad in the 60s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310363) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: Multi-colored goal in life But wasn't he into you in the 80s? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310486) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:26 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy voyeur yo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312029) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:38 AM Author: Adventurous heaven potus oooooh, you need a gangbang girl! then you can pick your favorite of the bunch! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310253) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business if your real life is anything like the madcat persona, you need to change your behavior and attitude. this will sound harsh, but it's the correct advice and you need to heed it. - drop the feminism bullshit. if it's a protection mechanism, it's obviously not working. if otherwise, you're not smart enough or beautiful enough to pull it off. you're not ideologically devoted to it anyway (see this thread). start giving head. - get better looking. you have nice features and you'll be attractive if you put things together wisely. exercise (cardio, squats, lunges). change your hair as indicated above. - quit making stupid jokes. it's ok for a girl not to be funny. guys expect that. you're actively UNfunny. - quit spending so much money. this is good advice regardless of your bf situation. but it's also probably true that living outside your means is distorting your preferences for men in some strange way. you need to right your ship. - don't give up your vajayjay so quickly. this is obvious. giving blowjobs, incidentally, will help you delay sex while maintaining (and hopefully increasing) the guy's interest. - cultivate your personality. read more, watch better movies. spend more time outside. hang out with friends and don't rely on dates or boyfriends for your social life. learn to be kind. - review your past relationships with a self-critical eye. understand why they failed. - quit posting here. it squanders hours that you need to spend on the above. - once you've incorporated all of the above into your life, wait a month. maybe wait another. then find a guy, or better yet, let him find you. unless you want the next guy to be another no-account who dumps you when he gets bored with your pussy, you need to unfuck yourself before you date again. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:52 AM Author: Swollen Brass Patrolman Sanctuary possibly the most on point post ever recorded on XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310334) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown titcr. madcat doesn't deserve that much effort, but i'm impressed all the same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310362) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 AM Author: opaque theatre damn
so that whole "I don't suck dick" schtick isn't a schtick? I'm not gonna lie, she's def one of my favorite posters but no head? That's insane. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:57 AM Author: Maize karate useless brakes ouch, but titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310365) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:58 AM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310366) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:59 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship I will differ on her not being funny. Some people find her funnny, no long term relationship potential if the guy won't.
I agree on the rest, including feminism, because deep down she does not want a guy that would put up with her feminist bs anyway. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:02 AM Author: Maize karate useless brakes to be fair, your sense of humor sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310379) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship but you need to find a guy whose sense of humor sucks. you only need one, it's doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310383) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Um, bite me.
P.S. Blowjobs are way dirtier than sex, I'm in good shape, my relationships fail because I attract assholes, I like my hair AND I'M FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!
P.P.S. I am a feminist. Always have, always will be. So, I reiterate, BITE ME. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:02 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown i like you. but seriously, why the weird autoadmit attraction? and why won't you EVER give real answers to questions like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310381) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: supple masturbator ape What questions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310389) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:07 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown why do you hang out on autoadmit so much?
seriously, it's clearly a symptom of some major personality problem. if you answered honestly we might be able to help. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I've been here for years, since the original PR board.
Why are YOU here? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown that's not responsive. i want to know why you're still here, and why you make threads like this.
i'm here b/c my own significant personality problems. but I'M not the one asking the board for help. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business i hope after the sting subsides you return to my post and see what you can get out of it. whether or not you take my advice, i have nothing more to offer but my sincere wishes of good luck and happiness. bye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310390) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:04 AM Author: supple masturbator ape There's very little I can take out of it. My favorite part was when you said I'm not kind. That was fuckin' HILARIOUS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310392) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: Erotic cerise nibblets "I am a feminist. Always have, always will be. So, I reiterate, BITE ME."
Bullshit. Your idea of a good time is an ol' country boy with a pickup truck. You're not fooling anyone. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship in FLANNEL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310424) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency ask yourself if a feminist would stoop to asking xoxo for dating advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310423) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:21 AM Author: Nubile Den Dopamine LOL, he gives you the exact answer you need to solve your problems, and this is your response? And you wonder why everyone you've ever tried to hold onto has dumped you for someone slightly less attractive and probably a bit more dumpy? Get a grip Madcat.
PS: I'd call you a fucking twat but that's obvious |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: cerebral learning disabled deer antler "I'm in good shape, my relationships fail because I attract assholes"
This is direct evidence of that fact that you are a stubborn bitch who will never change and doesn't actually want to despite claims to the contrary. The only reason this thread was posted was to get even more fucking attention from a person who does not deserve it. Scum....you suck horribly. HTH. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: Twisted Windowlicker Holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310384) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: comical translucent office I'd say TITCR, but this is the mother fucking model answer!
I agree with the other gentleman. This is perhaps the most on point post in the history of xoxo! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:37 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth *slow clap* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310981) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 9:20 AM Author: vermilion reading party sneaky criminal there is good advice, but there is also a lot of bad advice in this post.
"drop the feminism bullshit. if it's a protection mechanism, it's obviously not working. if otherwise, you're not smart enough or beautiful enough to pull it off. you're not ideologically devoted to it anyway (see this thread). start giving head."
this is just st00p1d. Its like telling someone to drop the republican bullshit or christianity bullshit. Its part of her and many people's core values. people who dismiss feminism like you sound like a ditto head.
"quit spending so much money. this is good advice regardless of your bf situation. but it's also probably true that living outside your means is distorting your preferences for men in some strange way. you need to right your ship."
first her spending is obviously a problem she exaggerates for effect on XOXO, the fact you take it so seriously make you seem dense. the part about it distorting her preferences for men is just nonsensical
"quit making stupid jokes. it's ok for a girl not to be funny. guys expect that. you're actively UNfunny."
wtf is this about? you expect a girl to not be funny? I love girls with a sense of humor. madcat is usually witty.
most of the rest is just basic stuff that everyone should do
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:01 AM Author: coiffed gaping international law enforcement agency "madcat is usually witty"
this is blatantly false. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:22 AM Author: wonderful juggernaut area Madcat labels herself a feminist but its a ridiculous front; she frankly doesnt come across as understanding what it means to be a feminist. Spouting off "girl power" and refusing to suck dick isnt sufficient. IMO this label is just a wall she builds to support herself when the guy leaves.
The guys advice is dead-on "youre not a sincere feminist so stop pretending like you are. It drives men away and thats something you clearly dont want to do." I dont think he was really saying "feminism is stupid." |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:31 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth this is a post, but it is also completely inaccurate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311151) |
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Date: June 29th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business i think fulano and black keys have dealt with the feminism and humor issues already. the money problem: my shorthand may have been insufficient to get my meaning across. i mean that her spending habits make her financially insecure, and her financial insecurity fucks up her dating choices. this could occur in several fashions (she looks for guys who can support her, e.g., the old man; she looks for any guy who will have her, e.g., shitty guys who cheat on her; not to mention, her financial predicament in general doesn't help her attract quality guys). it's a speculation, but i think it's a fair one, and it takes no great leap of imagination to see how her money situation might contribute to bad choices. as for whether she exaggerates or not... some people exaggerate their problems as a coping device. regardless, unless she is lying about everything, madcat lives beyond her means. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:51 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship join a dating site/ad on craigslist. Also, stop fucking the first guy you meet and do not SEEM like you fuck the first guy you meet. That is not a good path to getting a boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310327) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Yeah, I'm gonna take advice from the mail order Russian bride with the abusive husband who fucks her pitbull while she sleeps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310386) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: Erotic cerise nibblets "Yeah, I'm gonna take advice from the mail order Russian bride with the abusive husband"
Like you wouldn't trade places with her...
"who fucks her pitbull while she sleeps."
Its Pit Bull (note: two words, you old maid).
Let me add: I'm getting some tonight. Are you? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:09 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Am I getting some brainwashed mentally and physically abused Russian pussy tonight? No, no I'm not.
STAY RETIRED, RUSKIE! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: Erotic cerise nibblets "STAY RETIRED, RUSKIE!"
STAY BROKE, WHITE TRASH! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship this makes me 86% more qualified than the average xo poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310418) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:52 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown stop trolling and fix your eyebrows. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310339) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship i support this, they are awful with the dark hair color. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310353) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:05 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I already said I was gonna talk to my stylist about it this weekend when I get my hair done. Sheesh! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310399) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: out-of-control hyperventilating cruise ship stop going to a stylist to get your hair done. you can't afford it. spending outside your means is NOT a girlfriend material thing to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310403) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: supple masturbator ape What did I JUST tell you, Russian bride?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310409) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 AM Author: Erotic cerise nibblets You're just pissy Mandy doesn't qualify for food stamps.
And she doesn't have to listen to you. For example: you told her to dye her hair red. Guess what color it is? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 AM Author: swashbuckling hell faggotry be outgoing. go to places that interest you. talk to people you see there.
also, post ads online and meet up with anyone who you find interesting and worth meeting. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 AM Author: Beady-eyed Affirmative Action Call me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310371) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: opaque theatre Have you ever sucked a dick? Serious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310400) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:06 AM Author: Frum really tough guy Be nicer. Not anything specific, just be less of a selfish bitch. I'm 100% serious. Resist the urge to reveal your overly sarcastic, vengeful personality. It's not cute or endearing, and it surely must catch guys off guard since you don't lead with it up front by your own admission.
Oh, and smile more. Really. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:08 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown titcr, on the smiling. so your fake smile sucks; practice and get a better one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310408) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: supple masturbator ape WTF ever. I won't be your Stepford wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310422) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 AM Author: Aromatic piazza clown i am bad at a lot of things. some of them are worth improving, even if they're only socially beneficial. you don't need to be stepford.
also, you should cut out the racist shtick, if you ever do it IRL. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 AM Author: supple masturbator ape haha Selfish bitch. That's rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310428) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:24 AM Author: unhinged silver turdskin regret Accept the advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310480) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 AM Author: opaque theatre this made me laugh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310490) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:29 AM Author: unhinged silver turdskin regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310496) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:30 AM Author: opaque theatre the placement was perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310502) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:31 AM Author: unhinged silver turdskin regret ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310506) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:12 AM Author: supple masturbator ape It's a shame I have to go to bed when this thread is a'hopping, but I got court in the morning!
Toodles, suckas! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:14 AM Author: Glittery station i'll give it to u baby (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310441) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 AM Author: unhinged silver turdskin regret Stop being a bitch. Get a boob job. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310472) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:23 AM Author: diverse apoplectic toilet seat You know, you're totally perfect for some art fag from MICA. You should get wasted at Brewer's Art on Friday night and hook up with some destitute art student who will listen to your feminist bullshit. Also, for perspective on feminism, when he's talking about postmodern design, your interest level is equivalent to the average non-art school male during a feminist diatribe. HTFH.
That or you should head over to Belair-Edison and sell that shit. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:11 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Jesus, I've actually gone to Brewer's Art.
*kills self* |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: diverse apoplectic toilet seat Had to cool off after a tough day in torts at Baltimore's premier den of legal thinking, which is right around the corner?
Also, did you fuck anybody from MICA (or UB, for that matter) before, during or after your trip to Brewer's? Do you find star tattoos, lip piercings and trucker hats hawt? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:00 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Um, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311685) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 PM Author: diverse apoplectic toilet seat How else could you get work in the prestigious Brawltimore market than by attending its most beloved law school, University of Baltimore?
I suppose it's possible you went to UMD law, but that would mean you went to a T1, and that you were in close proximity to all the attractive med students in that area. I doubt either of those situations could occur without protest.
I bet you live in Hampden. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:53 AM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor i'll admit one thing she's good at is flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310761) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:27 AM Author: French Lake Legend Blowjobs, obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310979) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:37 AM Author: supple masturbator ape See, this is just stupid boy propaganda. You guys don't know I don't do that before you even meet me! That's more of an issue related to me KEEPING a boyfriend than getting one! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310982) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:39 AM Author: Orchid passionate national security agency so you won't do it? it's fun... maybe you just need a change of perspective on the issue... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310983) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:41 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Look, you're pretty much a gay guy stuck in a woman's body, so your love for sucking dick is irrelevant to my case. tyvm! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310985) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:42 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth Speaking of your case, I thought you had court this morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310988) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:27 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Why the fuck did you think I was up at 8am? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311325) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:43 AM Author: Orchid passionate national security agency i've never really thought about it that way- i'm pretty girly, but so are most gay guys i guess... hmmmmm... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310989) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:41 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth If he dumps you after 3 dates, he was not your boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310984) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:42 AM Author: French Lake Legend Well the meeting part has a lot to do with the fact that you dont go out and are a loner.
But notice how every time you do start dating someone, it slowly goes bad? You know why that is. You shouldn't be concerned with meeting new guys when you know they are going to lose interest once they find out you wont blow them. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 8:49 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth And while refusing to suck cock is by itself a mortal sin punishable by stoning and/or bukkuku, it's also a glaring red siren indicating an insurmountable lack of maturity (sexual and otherwise) and open-mindedness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8310994) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 9:09 AM Author: French Lake Legend It's funny that we still feel the need to say this, when it is so self-evident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311012) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:23 AM Author: wonderful juggernaut area I couldnt imagine dumping someone bc they didnt suck cock, but i guess I couldnt imagine dating someone who wouldnt do it in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311124) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 10:26 AM Author: French Lake Legend I'm not one of those dickheads that demands perfection from women or has the highest standards, but the no BJ policy is an absolute dealbreaker for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311136) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:35 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Perhaps the fact that you prefer mouth to pussy should tell you something about your sexual preferences, frat boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311349) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:55 AM Author: wonderful juggernaut area jolly ranchers come in more than one flavor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311431) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: French Lake Legend Who says I prefer it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311781) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:10 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Then WTF's the problem?! I give it up! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312285) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: chestnut institution There is something fundamentally wrong with you, and your refusal to suck cock is merely surface evidence of that flaw. Men are able to perceive the this foundational problem before your frigidity confirms it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311476) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:39 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce Exactly. If a girl hasn't been a virgin in ages but still has weird sexual hangups, a guy is going to figure there's something wrong with her. Most times he's right. Unless the girl is model hot, it's easier to find some other, less crazy, piece of ass to date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311632) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: supple masturbator ape "piece of ass"
And therein lies why the so-called advice on this board is useless. It's all coming from pricks. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:07 PM Author: chestnut institution And therein lies why you are desperately lonely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311707) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I wouldn't say desperate. I do have a vibrator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311720) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:12 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area I wouldnt call myself a prick. I dont even care if chicks put out. But I can recognize that no relationship with you in your current state is going to work. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce Don't kid yourself. You were a piece of ass to the last few guys who dated you. If you want to be something more than that, you need to do some self-improvement and go a hell of a lot slower in your relationships. No one's going to treasure you as a precious little snowflake right off the bat.
You're getting a lot of abuse on this thread, and you deserve most of it. There's good advice here though. What you've been doing for the last 10 or 15 years has failed miserably. Maybe you shouldn't trust your instincts.
Are there any changes you ARE willing to make? It sounds like your appearance, your sexual behavior and the places you hang out are set in stone. What are you willing to rearrange? |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:16 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Your face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311750) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce Have fun downloading old television shows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311756) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 11:42 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9074373) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: French Lake Legend I laughed. You are so fucking immature. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311760) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Domesticated dingle berry lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311815) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:23 AM Author: Sapphire halford Left-field idea:
Have you thought of trolling cat shows?
Even if you don't find a guy, at least your time will have been well-spent. :) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:28 AM Author: supple masturbator ape You frighten me a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311329) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:48 PM Author: Sapphire halford Sorry, I thought you loved cats. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312444) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:34 AM Author: Tripping national puppy You should have dated Community Norm/Grate T-shirt/ DMFerry before he got sued. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311342) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:41 AM Author: supple masturbator ape haha He's gonna be a poor! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311372) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:41 AM Author: appetizing volcanic crater parlor You were never attractive to begin with and now you're getting old. Clearly, you will never have a decent boyfriend. A female at your age looking to finally have a good boyfriend is like a man at 45 asking when he'll start having an education and a real career. Either settle for a loser douchebag or die alone (except, of course, for the cats that will start eating your corpse because they've run out of food and no one has noticed you're dead). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311374) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: supple masturbator ape My kitties are more than welcome to eat my corpse! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311386) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:47 AM Author: appetizing volcanic crater parlor You could also try going out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311389) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: supple masturbator ape But I hate bars and clubs, and all the guys there are assholes trolling for tail anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311394) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: chestnut institution Some people at bars are just normal people hanging out, having a good time. Some are guys who would like to have a nice girlfriend.
See, you clearly have zero desire to change or see what it is that makes you so unappealing.
You hate everyone, especially men, and then curse them for not liking you. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:56 AM Author: wonderful juggernaut area ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311438) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:47 PM Author: Hyperactive Business Firm Fortuitous Meteor to be fair trolling for a nice girlfriend/boyfriend at bars and clubs isn't a very effective way of going about that sort of thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311647) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:50 PM Author: chestnut institution I disagree. Bars are where adults go to relax and hang out. What better place for meeting people?
Also: My boyfriend is really nice, and I met him at a bar. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Your boyfriend has herpes. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311692) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:03 PM Author: chestnut institution Jealous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311695) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce Lots of people meet in bars. Even if she didn't find a boyfriend there, she'd at least talk to men once in awhile. Maybe that would satisfy her pathetic need for attention a bit, so she won't go nuts every time some non-committal loser hits on her in Starbucks.
Online would work even better for her though, especially if she lightened up and stopped being so picky about unimportant things. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:11 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Unimportant things? You mean like looks and personal hygiene? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311725) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:16 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce I was thinking of race and political affiliation.
I don't know how picky you are about looks. Lowered standards might help you there too. You're far from ugly, but you're not a supermodel either. If you only date very attractive men, you set yourself up to be abused a bit.
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: chestnut institution Relax. Have a drink. Quit being so particular and set in your ways about everything. Stop eating. Put a bag on your head. Give beejays freely. Don't talk very much. Smile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311383) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Dogshit has turned into the chick who wrote The Rules book? IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311392) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:49 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth The Rules would never approve of drinking or oral sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311401) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:59 AM Author: Tripping national puppy Dogshit should write an advice book for women. Despite all the STDs and the chronic mysteriously sore anus, she seems relatively happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311454) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: Charismatic ticket booth titty! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311395) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: electric duck-like mental disorder Try getting a real hobby instead of vegging out on TV and movies. Become good at it. Meet people with similar interests. The end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311455) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:00 PM Author: Puce floppy gas station messiness this thread is hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311458) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:02 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area Stop interpreting advice as an attack and retrenching further into your habits as a defense mechanism. Do you want to change and become happier or not? Nothing is more frustrating than people who talk about changing but refuse to do so. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: Charismatic ticket booth Madcat: BURRRRRRRP! etc, etc, *dies alone* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311478) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 7:09 PM Author: cerebral learning disabled deer antler 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8313353) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:06 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce In summary: Men on dating sites are assholes and just looking for sex. Men in bars are assholes and just looking for sex. Men who like blowjobs are assholes and just looking for sex and possibly gay on top of all of it.
Guess what? The losers you've been meeting at Starbucks and work are assholes and looking for sex too. It's not like you can do much worse than an old guy who has a million kids and a polyamorous geek.
Your love life isn't working. You've admitted that. This would be a good time to try new things, and to reconsider old biases. Of course, you're not going to do that. You're going to keep blowing your money at Ann Taylor, slurping down lattes, staying in, and wondering why you don't meet any men. Fucking stupid whore. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:08 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce Also, have you ever considered that a good way to screen out men who are just looking for sex is to not fuck them right away and see who sticks around? That's honestly never crossed your mind? Or perhaps your psychotic version of feminism holds that testing people's intentions is a form of patriarchal oppression. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311500) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:09 PM Author: Lemon coldplay fan range So what do you suggest that Madcat could do? Maybe she doesn't enjoy going to bars or clubs, so why is that her fault? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311512) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:13 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce She says she doesn't enjoy being perpetually single either. Sometimes you have to suck it up and do things other people enjoy if you want to meet them. It's not like attractive, interesting, faithful men are hanging out at fucking Ann Taylor.
The other obvious option she's rejected is to join match.com or some other dating service, so she could meet men while she posted on xoxo. Her only objection to that is that the guys on there are losers. Since she dates losers anyway, it's hard to see how that will make things worse. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: chestnut institution Yes. Clearly online dating is the way to go for her. And I think it is no longer true that the guys on there are losers. My friend is a very attractive, fun girl who met her boyfriend on yahoo, and he's a cool guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311535) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: Lemon coldplay fan range She could get a hobby and meet guys that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311539) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:19 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce I don't see her lining up to do that either.
I doubt that will do her much good if she did, though. She has yet to mention any interest in things that are social and that men generally enjoy. She seems to like a lot of solitary shit and artsy girly crap. Nothing wrong with that, but she's not going to run into many straight men that way.
You get the loser asshole looking for sex problem everywhere. It's not like hobby groups are zoned for decent men who don't care about getting blown once in awhile only. It's worth it for her to have some, if only to make her a more interesting person and less of a vapid slut, but she needs to stop thinking she's too good for the usual ways people meet each other. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:14 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area its good for her to get involved in activities bc shes going to meet guys who can view her in ways other than pickup slut. she can get to know them during activities other than dates where they are just hoping to score (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311747) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:21 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce For a normal person that would work. MadCat is treated as a pickup slut by guys she meets in very nonsexual situations. She either radiates it or she's a horrible judge of people's intentions. All she can do is meet a lot of men and not fuck any of them until she gets to know them well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311776) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area thats what im thinking. thats why doing activities (building houses, soup kitches, whatever) will give them a chance to get to know each other without the sexual tension (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311785) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:25 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce If she did an activity men like, that would be as good as anything else. You know she's going to join a cat rescue, though, and then whine about not meeting anyone there. She'd probably half-ass and fuck up online dating and meeting men at bars too, though, so it might not matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311795) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:53 PM Author: Tripping national puppy She probably meets a lot of interesting guys through work, but she's a shitty lawyer and they all end up behind bars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311661) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:10 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I heart my jailbird clients so! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311718) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:14 PM Author: electric duck-like mental disorder She could drop the negativity that comes from lacking self esteem. How, you ask? By picking up a hobby other than being a couch potato. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311534) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 12:58 PM Author: Deranged Dun Striped Hyena Stop being so fucking weird.
The BJ thing is a perfect example. Contrary to what everyone says the sun does not, for me at least, rise and set on fellatio. But I would never go out with a chick who was selfish enough to say "I just don't do that." As long as the sex was good otherwise a GF could probably get away with blowing me a dozen times a fucking year. An few hours at most out of their fucking life. But if she wouldn't even do that I would lose her. Because those dozen BJs are so important? No. Because she's a fucking selfish piece of shit.
And lose the related feminist shtick. You're from Tennessee. They don't have feminist there. Its like being a fucking Creole from Vermont. You can't do it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:13 PM Author: supple masturbator ape I doubt any guy I've dated would ever say I was selfish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311736) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: French Lake Legend Why do you ask for advice when you are completely unwilling to even consider it.
You just dont get it. You are so set in your ways that you cant even see the other side of things. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area She's petrified of change. I cant believe im spending my time on this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311764) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:17 PM Author: Deranged Dun Striped Hyena I love it when you start these threads and then spend all your time explaining how you already are the perfect girlfriend and you don't really need any advice.
You might as well be a fucking saltybabe shtick... |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:19 PM Author: wonderful juggernaut area I doubt any guy you dated thought you would listen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311767) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:19 PM Author: Nubile Den Dopamine Wonderful. You ask for advice on how to change and reject it all (even when it's spot-on). Well done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311768) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: Slap-happy Elite Background Story Lettuce You're bitchy to people in public. You're selfish about sex. Being a doormat in other respects doesn't make up for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311809) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2007 1:19 PM Author: Histrionic Plaza Weed Whacker HIGH SCORE ENTER YOUR NAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8467484) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: Disturbing crotch Develop class. No one wants to hear about the noxious fumes in your colon. There are fetish websites for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311783) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Deranged Dun Striped Hyena Hide from the Nazis.
Blog about it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:32 PM Author: Domesticated dingle berry how are you a feminist? you post threads about getting boyfriends, lattes, and clothes. you are obsessed with your looks, tv, etc. wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311831) |
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Date: December 25th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: Sexy Odious Orchestra Pit Double Fault titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073116) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:58 PM Author: talented macaca wow, this thread is almost cruel. but there is some great advice here. i guess we can expect madcat (or anyone in this situation) to react against so many "corrections," at least when first confronted with them. maybe it just takes time for things to sink in. chin up, madcat, and understand that people are trying to help. you've humbled yourself just by making this thread. use that same humility to accept and digest the advice you've received. you have to deflate your ego to get anything out of this. if your cup's already full, then it's bound to overflow. in christ, bb. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 1:59 PM Author: Deranged Dun Striped Hyena Jesus doesn't wrap his shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311911) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 12:07 PM Author: Charismatic ticket booth not when he's hitting Barbaro from behind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9074465) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 2:12 PM Author: Tripping national puppy MadCat, don't you go changing. Just sit on your fat, lazy, cranky ass spouting off faux-feminist bullshit, eating Domino's and Starbucks, doting on your cats, and buying Ann Taylor pantsuits you can't afford. Someday an attractive, rich, fit, sexually unselfish man with the personality of a puppy dog will swoop in and take you away. Just you wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8311962) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:12 PM Author: supple masturbator ape How many people thought I was actually wanting your advice? Show of hands.
Jesus, this was supposed to be a joke thread. 200 posts? You people are INSANE! |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:26 PM Author: chestnut institution Okay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312352) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:27 PM Author: supple masturbator ape pizzafacesezwha? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312357) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:29 PM Author: chestnut institution Wha? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312368) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: French Lake Legend One defense mechanism after another... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312379) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:32 PM Author: supple masturbator ape Dood, you know me. Would I really care what the boys on this board think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312382) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:39 PM Author: French Lake Legend A s much as any other boys, yes. And it's not only boys giving you advice.
Plus, when everyone, including rational people who like you, is giving the same type of advice, it doesn't matter where you are, you should at least consider it. |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:53 PM Author: talented macaca hi pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312465) |
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Date: June 28th, 2007 3:59 PM Author: supple masturbator ape hi pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8312505) |
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Date: June 29th, 2007 3:25 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business shameful. so much good advice in this thread, and you're not willing to change so much as your hairstyle. you deserve what you get. i only feel bad for your cats, who probably eat shitty dry food. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2007 2:36 PM Author: Maize karate useless brakes timely bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8550823) |
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Date: August 31st, 2007 3:05 AM Author: comical translucent office bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8581474) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:09 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business oh that was a good night for posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589157) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:21 AM Author: azure step-uncle's house I can't believe you wasted such good advice on her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589194) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2007 2:24 AM Author: Motley Locus Place Of Business who knows, maybe someday she'll open her heart to Change. if not her, then someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#8589204) |
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Date: December 25th, 2007 10:23 PM Author: azure step-uncle's house here's to a new bf in the new year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073062) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:21 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Yup. I wonder how long it'll take til I fuck things up with the new one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073764) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:24 AM Author: Primrose cuckold you will fuck it up at the precise moment you have the "hun, i don't suck cock" conversation. htfh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073770) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Oh, we'll never have that conversation. I'll always leave the option open and mysterious, making him wonder what exact task he has to perform to earn the honor of his dick in my mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073775) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:27 AM Author: Primrose cuckold you are kinda cruel irl. i'm a little surprised.
EDIT: what do you say when they just straight-up ask for it? |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:56 AM Author: supple masturbator ape I tell them they're rude jerks. Who straight up asks for that?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073848) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent headpube It doesn't sound like a weird question to me, and I've next to no experience in these matters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073905) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:48 AM Author: Primrose cuckold i felt a chill in the air so i knew you were around here somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073920) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 3:49 AM Author: Primrose cuckold i think it's fine to talk frankly about secks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073921) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:27 AM Author: umber high-end rigor french chef You really think you can keep up that charade forever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073782) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Long enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073786) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:30 AM Author: umber high-end rigor french chef Long enough for what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073791) |
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Date: December 26th, 2007 2:57 AM Author: supple masturbator ape Wouldn't you like to know?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9073850) |
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Date: December 29th, 2007 4:34 AM Author: Amethyst pocket flask resort you're a fucking 3rd grader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=650470&forum_id=2#9084832) |
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