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At what point do I tell my roommate enough is enough?

So I am sharing a 2 bedroom this summer with a small common ...
motley jap
  07/24/07
did he ask you before hand? did he say how long she'd be he...
cerise deranged scourge upon the earth factory reset button
  07/24/07
he asked before his wife moved in. At that point I had met ...
motley jap
  07/24/07
mrm. it certainly wouldn't be rude to kick her out, and it c...
Razzle Stage
  07/24/07
well I feel like I still have my room, but yeah she's using ...
motley jap
  07/24/07
well you gotta talk to him now. It's obviously bothering you...
Razzle Stage
  07/24/07
I don't feel like I'm being passive aggressive because I'm n...
motley jap
  07/24/07
2 weeks? get over it. people deal with roommate situations m...
Cracking useless brakes
  07/24/07
Hi Ursula, STFU
Wonderful judgmental dopamine
  07/25/07
what was Ursula's screen name before it was Ursula???
overrated corner laser beams
  07/25/07
this is a good trivia question
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/25/07
wrong
Beady-eyed half-breed stock car
  07/26/07
hi Ursula... AGAIN
Wonderful judgmental dopamine
  07/26/07
re- the again comment- nope . you should see a dr for your s...
Beady-eyed half-breed stock car
  07/26/07
Dude, you better say something before their cousin, their au...
Histrionic deep round eye
  07/24/07
no durian?
motley jap
  07/24/07
Ever smelt it?
Histrionic deep round eye
  07/24/07
no, don't even know what it is.
motley jap
  07/24/07
You're clearly not Chinese. You have to realize that Chinese...
Histrionic deep round eye
  07/24/07
you really think they would push it past this? If they did ...
motley jap
  07/24/07
Dude, Chinese people from China, you really have no idea (1)...
Histrionic deep round eye
  07/24/07
*sigh* - I'm gonna have to say something then, this can't co...
motley jap
  07/24/07
like you'd know you dumb cracker faggot
Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat
  07/24/07
you're funny dude. how do you even know that I'm white? Mayb...
Histrionic deep round eye
  07/27/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=670020&mc=1&...
Nofapping Frozen Philosopher-king
  08/12/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour.2C_odour_and_dif...
misunderstood lodge
  07/24/07
"... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine...
Stirring hyperventilating hell
  07/25/07
"Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewag...
Mauve Concupiscible Sandwich
  07/28/07
it tastes really good though.
Burgundy Area Bbw
  09/29/07
This put it all into perspective.
Gay orchestra pit trust fund
  07/25/07
is the girl living there or just staying for a few days? If ...
Razzle Stage
  07/24/07
I think living there, the wife said she was "moving in&...
motley jap
  07/24/07
If she's hot, bone her.
splenetic passionate son of senegal
  07/24/07
she's not even remotely good looking (the friend).
motley jap
  07/24/07
Kill her, roll her up in the cot, and dispose of her by the ...
splenetic passionate son of senegal
  07/24/07
This is a no brainer. Kick the bitch out. Also demand ...
Mint slap-happy double fault
  07/24/07
Well I've been pretty nice to them, I help them get around t...
motley jap
  07/24/07
first of all, you shouldn't be paying half the rent anymore ...
rose startled garrison
  07/24/07
It would be very rude for you to say anything. You still ha...
Coral aromatic forum
  07/24/07
dude it's blocking the bathroom door and she's stinking up t...
motley jap
  07/24/07
is the girl goodlooking?
fluffy travel guidebook meetinghouse
  07/24/07
no!
motley jap
  07/24/07
buy a cot. and have some of your friends sleep over.
fluffy travel guidebook meetinghouse
  07/24/07
then that means I'll be 20 minutes late for work in the morn...
motley jap
  07/24/07
im sure glad my girlfriend, 2 of my best friends, my dad, m...
Coral aromatic forum
  07/24/07
lol ok, at least I know you weren't serious.
motley jap
  07/24/07
on second thought it sounds kind of annoying. just tell them...
Cracking useless brakes
  07/24/07
this is obviously flame
Razzle Stage
  07/24/07
TTIWWOP. Take a picture of the common space and of the ro...
overrated corner laser beams
  07/24/07
WGWAR&ARAW&ARAWAF
arousing school deer antler
  07/24/07
you my friend, do good work. 180
overrated corner laser beams
  07/24/07
ty. i do what i can (though i'm still new to this board).
arousing school deer antler
  07/24/07
179 simply brilliant. it would have been a 180 had you...
mind-boggling sapphire sex offender
  07/24/07
um, you need to take assertiveness training. enough was eno...
cerebral gold lettuce
  07/24/07
I would look for somewhere else to live but I'm only suppose...
motley jap
  07/24/07
yeah took that out when i read the whole thread. don't me...
cerebral gold lettuce
  07/24/07
You're not going to do anything. You've been typing about t...
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/24/07
Well I actually went to talk to them but by that time they w...
motley jap
  07/24/07
Congrats on your half-hearted attempt to resolve your proble...
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/24/07
This is why you don't live with douches. Living alone kic...
talented bright shitlib really tough guy
  07/24/07
yes living alone kicks ass, unfortunately this is my lot thi...
motley jap
  07/24/07
If you will never see these people again go ape shit on them...
talented bright shitlib really tough guy
  07/24/07
yeah, these people are rude themselves. if you take advanta...
cerebral gold lettuce
  07/24/07
maybe the three of them are splitting up half the rent three...
racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim
  07/24/07
That's what I'm screaming. There is no way I'd be having it...
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/24/07
Once in Boston I met up with three people who were friend wi...
racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim
  07/24/07
are they FOBs? what do they do? if they're really poor, pu...
nighttime sound barrier crotch
  07/24/07
Start walking around naked.
mind-boggling sapphire sex offender
  07/24/07
Credited. This is also the easiest way to prevent Jehovah's...
Dull Godawful Whorehouse
  07/25/07
you're not gonna do shit but post on this thread. you're pr...
Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat
  07/24/07
You mean he's acting asian?
spectacular dingle berry
  07/27/07
FOBs are awful.
cheese-eating glassy gas station
  07/24/07
Let two of your friends move in.
mind-boggling sapphire sex offender
  07/24/07
pauliewalnuts and I will move in and out everyone, that shou...
elite base
  07/24/07
titcr
overrated corner laser beams
  07/24/07
I know the chick's ugly, but why not at least have her blow ...
scarlet ceo
  07/24/07
I thought gwlaw23 was gay?
overrated corner laser beams
  07/24/07
even if he is a polesmoker, he should just close his eyes an...
scarlet ceo
  07/31/07
If it's only 2 weeks I wouldn't even bother. Just get up 10-...
brass aphrodisiac hall clown
  07/24/07
I want Adalia to posts comments on this thread!!!
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/25/07
you're doing them a favor by letting them know we don't live...
sable marvelous jewess brunch
  07/25/07
180
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/25/07
it would be incredibly rude, and also culturally insensitive...
vivacious idiot business firm
  07/25/07
worst. schtick. ever.
racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim
  07/25/07
holy christ, as if coming from you that has any authority.
buff striped hyena
  07/26/07
*lol*
spectacular dingle berry
  07/27/07
Since it's only a temporary situation I wouldn't advise bein...
lake excitant sanctuary mood
  07/25/07
You're a fucking racist bitch hth
drab swashbuckling university
  07/25/07
actually that wasn't racist at all, the ricers are taking ov...
overrated corner laser beams
  07/25/07
This reminds me of the incident when one of my friends simpl...
Boyish stage
  07/25/07
Zhuge Liang... isn't that a character from Romance of the Th...
brass aphrodisiac hall clown
  07/25/07
When he asked if his rife could move in.
Lilac exciting resort codepig
  07/25/07
true *sigh*
motley jap
  07/26/07
sounds like you live in one of those foggy bottom apts
Startling marketing idea
  07/26/07
UPDATE, I confronted the wife about this and she said the gi...
motley jap
  07/26/07
"oh by the way, 2 other girls are moving in?" w...
arousing school deer antler
  07/26/07
it's kind of uncomfortable to talk about this like a monetar...
motley jap
  07/26/07
you should complain to THEM not to management. be an adult ...
arousing school deer antler
  07/26/07
they have left me no room to complain, they are basically sa...
motley jap
  07/26/07
"they have left me no room to complain, they are basica...
alcoholic ratface electric furnace
  07/26/07
then you recommend a fucking homeless shelter. i'm serious,...
Abnormal Parlour Halford
  07/26/07
Bullshit. Tell her she can whore herself out on Craigslist ...
costumed location water buffalo
  07/26/07
how the FUCK did you let this situation get so out of hand?
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/26/07
I was nice. big mistake.
motley jap
  07/26/07
Hah, owned. FOBs act like faggots, so you must return the f...
Unhinged church puppy
  07/26/07
you have already set the stage for your own downfall in this...
Maroon Vibrant Temple
  07/26/07
Hilarious stuff. Keep us posted.
Exhilarant demanding menage
  07/26/07
titcr
buff striped hyena
  07/26/07
:(
motley jap
  07/26/07
titcr
Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug
  01/26/08
Roommates suck. I had one freshman year who would buy a bun...
underhanded tanning salon nibblets
  07/26/07
You made the #1 mistake of not expanding and establishing yo...
self-absorbed comical legal warrant tattoo
  07/26/07
don't forget to pee in every corner to establish your territ...
aqua kink-friendly toaster station
  07/26/07
this is probably the credited response.
motley jap
  07/27/07
that's a dumb fucking move if your roommates had a fucking s...
Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat
  07/27/07
I am thinking about taking pictures of this situation to sho...
motley jap
  07/26/07
do it. take some clandestine photos of your roommates too.
mischievous duck-like candlestick maker international law enforcement agency
  07/26/07
I hope this never gets resolved. Its very entertaining. I ...
Fishy Mildly Autistic Locus French Chef
  07/26/07
Oscar pees on Felix's stuff. Felix is seriously peeved.
Anal school cafeteria tank
  07/27/07
Stop being such a pussy. Spend the time you'd use taking pi...
costumed location water buffalo
  07/26/07
God, I wish I could Quantum Leap my ass into your body for l...
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/26/07
me too, I'm such a self-admitted pushover it's not even funn...
motley jap
  07/27/07
This made me laugh.
Lascivious locale
  07/29/07
this whole thread is a gold mine.
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/29/07
Complain to management. You will go nowhere complaining to ...
lake excitant sanctuary mood
  07/27/07
If it's only two weeks is it really worth saying anything at...
crystalline embarrassed to the bone stead mexican
  07/27/07
Take the guy aside, and point out that you were already bein...
spectacular dingle berry
  07/27/07
get a spider pig... or atleast a REALLY big and messy dog
Hairraiser emerald field
  07/27/07
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: I complained to management and got ...
motley jap
  07/28/07
that's awesome they left...good riddance.
rose startled garrison
  07/28/07
Thanks :), I have to admit that I felt some guilt like the p...
motley jap
  07/28/07
you had no reason to feel bad...the whole situation was inva...
rose startled garrison
  07/28/07
yeah totally ridiculous I just hope it's not tense here now ...
motley jap
  07/28/07
hopefully not. but, even if it is...it's two more weeks. i...
rose startled garrison
  07/28/07
true dat
motley jap
  07/28/07
UPDATE 2 - Now the Cot is back in the room! I wonder if I s...
motley jap
  07/28/07
Immediately demand payment for the cot being there. You're n...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
well it wasn't there overnight, and the person certainly did...
motley jap
  07/28/07
Talk to the fucking chink about it. Tell him that if he want...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
we don't pay utilities, it's a dorm room.
motley jap
  07/28/07
Still demand that he pay you something for the inconvenience...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
well at this point it's no longer an inconvenience, I just w...
motley jap
  07/28/07
I would still ask for some kind of recompense even if it's h...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
I dunno, seems risky, they could tell management that I trie...
motley jap
  07/28/07
Just say that you would like to be compensated for the incon...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
it's not flame, I just get paranoid about breaking the law i...
motley jap
  07/28/07
You're not breaking the law if you don't generate evidence. ...
white supple theater stage
  07/28/07
Why be a pansy by not generating evidence? Break the law ope...
Anal school cafeteria tank
  07/28/07
I guess my LLM roommate is a real man then.
motley jap
  07/28/07
bring the cot down to security yourself now
Domesticated New Version Set
  07/28/07
what if I just tell security.
motley jap
  07/28/07
better to stamp this out yourself asap
Domesticated New Version Set
  07/28/07
another angry inbred cracker faggot with a small dick. how ...
Hyperactive Step-uncle's House
  07/28/07
He's actually a negro with a small dick, fag.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
tell
cerebral gold lettuce
  07/28/07
tell them. tell them. tell them NOW.
rose startled garrison
  07/28/07
im usually a laid back kind of guy, but youve got to raise a...
Domesticated New Version Set
  07/28/07
well the thing is I don't know if the cot is back because th...
motley jap
  07/28/07
well find the fuck out before someone starts sleeping there
Domesticated New Version Set
  07/28/07
lol, ok I think I just heard someone go into his room (sound...
motley jap
  07/28/07
Just call maintenance to pick up the fucking cot, moron.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
titcr. raise a storm now or forever depend upon this guy hol...
Charismatic Drunken Casino Mental Disorder
  07/29/07
of all the posts in this thread, this may have been the most...
federal henna national security agency house
  12/13/07
ridiculous. that was one of the most boring and unimportant...
glittery background story
  12/13/07
go to sleep dude. you should recognize the importance of wh...
federal henna national security agency house
  12/13/07
UPDATE 3 - The fucking cot is still there. *Going down to m...
motley jap
  07/28/07
This shit is better than Lost, even if it is flame.
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/28/07
I wish it were a flame. So I had a security guard come up...
motley jap
  07/28/07
that's good that the management seems to be serious about ge...
rose startled garrison
  07/28/07
racist
Hyperactive Step-uncle's House
  07/28/07
negro P.S.: "fact" that most blacks wish they ...
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
"I also showed him what the living conditions are like ...
Hyperactive Step-uncle's House
  07/28/07
normal if you live like a TTT faggot.
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/29/07
"what are you, danny tanner?" 172
jet-lagged fragrant psychic public bath
  07/29/07
Normal for negros, perhaps. Not for normal humans.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
you meant to say "white people" in place of "...
Burgundy Area Bbw
  09/30/07
lets get hypothetical (and I have not read this entire threa...
Amber market
  07/29/07
rent is actually closer to 1350. they have been kicked ou...
motley jap
  07/29/07
UPDATE 4 There is new shit in the apartment, the roommate...
motley jap
  07/29/07
wtf?
rose startled garrison
  07/29/07
what i dont get about this story is how someone could be so ...
Maroon Vibrant Temple
  07/29/07
I'm living in a dorm room over the summer... the roommates ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
a dorm room where students are married?
Maroon Vibrant Temple
  07/29/07
it's a graduate dorm (law) and some of the people in it are ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
Sell that shit on ebay or throw it out. Did you threaten you...
Pea-brained copper faggot firefighter
  07/29/07
bump
Razzmatazz Chrome Institution Genital Piercing
  07/29/07
I probably should have
motley jap
  07/29/07
UPDATE 5 I walk in today, and there is a fucking woman wh...
motley jap
  07/29/07
"They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow." s...
jet-lagged fragrant psychic public bath
  07/29/07
thanx! I am starting to think that they made copies of the ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
Make them change the lock. Duh.
Poppy disgusting personal credit line
  07/29/07
I'm going to management tomorrow about this. I am going to ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
lol. with cheap and sketchy chinese locksmiths in the nyc's...
alcoholic ratface electric furnace
  07/29/07
congrats. i hope the eviction holds up!
rose startled garrison
  07/29/07
thanx!
motley jap
  07/29/07
was she cooking smelly fish?
alcoholic ratface electric furnace
  07/29/07
excellent.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
180 all around. instant classic
Salmon den
  07/29/07
titcr
buff striped hyena
  07/29/07
I am proud to give you a 180 on the 180th post in this threa...
silver cruise ship cuckold
  07/29/07
titc180r
overrated corner laser beams
  07/29/07
Aren't you the dood who also had the problem with the profes...
free-loading orchid shrine
  07/29/07
I talked to the Dean and was able to just drop the class wit...
motley jap
  07/29/07
Wow, GWLaw, if I was you I would have shot that bitch for br...
odious internet-worthy range headpube
  07/29/07
I think they might have arrested her? Not sure what the law...
motley jap
  07/29/07
Be sure to update throughout the eviction. Moving back to L...
Maize Hissy Fit Property
  07/29/07
yw, I will update later tonight. I am going to talk to secu...
motley jap
  07/29/07
So, it seems that your story is you seem to get fucked by pe...
free-loading orchid shrine
  07/29/07
yes pretty much, but I was less passive-aggressive about it ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
Um, push the stuff into their bedroom.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
Wait, so you have some Chinese girl with no place to stay? ...
dashing milky site chad
  07/29/07
she's gone.
motley jap
  07/29/07
Should've made her suck you off.
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
Anyone have any idea what the legal options are here as far ...
motley jap
  07/29/07
I thought you only had like a week left, why not stick it ou...
self-absorbed comical legal warrant tattoo
  07/29/07
two weeks and I don't really need to be here the last week s...
motley jap
  07/29/07
oh jesus don't be a retard. of course you can't get out of ...
Bateful tan piazza
  07/29/07
I feel like they should. Apparently they are going to try t...
motley jap
  07/29/07
what you "feel" and "think" doesn't matt...
Bateful tan piazza
  07/30/07
You've already paid, right? So why don't you just leave? ...
spectacular dingle berry
  07/30/07
UPDATE - I heard from someone that the police were called...
motley jap
  07/30/07
This is all fun and games until GWLaw23 turns up a month fro...
zippy windowlicker pit
  07/30/07
maybe if he says this he can break the lease
overrated corner laser beams
  07/30/07
titcr
Wonderful judgmental dopamine
  07/30/07
I'm confused. How did you all fit into the dorm room? Did yo...
Trip crawly home
  07/30/07
good question, no I don't own a rolly bag.
motley jap
  07/31/07
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE I moved out!
motley jap
  07/31/07
please reset your douche detector so you never, ever get you...
scarlet ceo
  07/31/07
I really need to. I always get tricked by the people who ar...
motley jap
  08/01/07
chances you get cho'd like the bitch you are? 99.9%
Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat
  07/31/07
this schtick sucks, sorry.
motley jap
  08/01/07
I'm sad that this thread is over Get new crazy roommates pl...
Hairraiser emerald field
  08/01/07
I second this.
silver cruise ship cuckold
  08/01/07
There are more stories to this situation I haven't told. I ...
motley jap
  08/01/07
Constructive eviction, dood.
Poppy disgusting personal credit line
  08/01/07
are you ever going to tell us what happened? I've been trol...
Umber crackhouse
  08/04/07
...
silver cruise ship cuckold
  08/11/07
this is still one of the 10 best threads on xo
silver cruise ship cuckold
  08/15/07
it's normal to live 6 people or more to a room.
titillating old irish cottage rehab
  09/29/07
you're a faggot
Hyperactive Step-uncle's House
  09/29/07
great thread...anyone have a link to this guy's prof saga me...
180 violet rigor
  09/29/07
yeah!
pink razzle-dazzle dilemma
  09/30/07
sigh
motley jap
  11/13/07
...
flushed stimulating principal's office
  09/30/07
oh, it's summertime and you're in a dorm room. when i lived...
Greedy cowardly sweet tailpipe queen of the night
  09/30/07
do you know how nasty and disgusting authentic asian food is...
Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug
  10/25/07
I wish this thread never ended
Mustard contagious national gay wizard
  11/12/07
thread of the year folks!
Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug
  12/13/07
Best thread of 2007.
glittery background story
  12/26/07
titcr
Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug
  02/23/08
...
violent fat ankles hominid
  05/15/08
this thread is proof that NY is a shithole.
zombie-like pearly parlor reading party
  08/21/08


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Date: July 24th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: motley jap

So I am sharing a 2 bedroom this summer with a small common area and bathroom. I am paying half the rent and we each have a room that are completely equal in size.

About 2 weeks into this situation my roommates wife moved in. She stays in his room most of the time and I was cool with this arrangement.

However, now some random girl moved in (who isn't even nice) and has a cot in the common space right in front of the bathroom. I have to literally move it every time I want to use the bathroom. It's so annoying I don't even feel like showering in the morning because it's such an ordeal.

Should I tell him that I want her out or would this be rude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430172)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: cerise deranged scourge upon the earth factory reset button

did he ask you before hand? did he say how long she'd be here for?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430183)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: motley jap

he asked before his wife moved in. At that point I had met her a few times and was cool with this.

They didn't ask at all about the new person, in fact I was away for the weekend and got back on monday and the wife said "Our friend is moving in" and kind of gave me a 'hope you don't mind' look.

The worst part is the girl has yet to introduce herself even though I have been nice and said things to her several times.

I should note, they are all Chinese and don't speak much English, except the wife who has been here a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430199)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: Razzle Stage

mrm. it certainly wouldn't be rude to kick her out, and it certainly would be suckerish to not demand she pick up a portion of the rent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430208)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: motley jap

well I feel like I still have my room, but yeah she's using the bathroom now and it's making it hard for me to get my fair share of the stuff so I almost feel like she should chip in on rent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430211)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Razzle Stage

well you gotta talk to him now. It's obviously bothering you enough to post about it on the internet, so if you don't talk with him you're being a passive agressive pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430219)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: motley jap

I don't feel like I'm being passive aggressive because I'm not doing anything that is rude/etc. I am just wondering if it's even worth bothering though because I only have a little over 2 weeks left of living here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430229)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Cracking useless brakes

2 weeks? get over it. people deal with roommate situations much worse than this. it's just overcrowded. at least they're not disgusting and dirty. you're young, this is not your castle, pretend it's a dorm room and get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431175)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Wonderful judgmental dopamine

Hi Ursula, STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8433018)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

what was Ursula's screen name before it was Ursula???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434442)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

this is a good trivia question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434465)





Date: July 26th, 2007 3:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed half-breed stock car

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437920)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Wonderful judgmental dopamine

hi Ursula... AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438542)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed half-breed stock car

re- the again comment- nope . you should see a dr for your schizophrenia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438565)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Histrionic deep round eye

Dude, you better say something before their cousin, their aunt, a goat, 4 chickens, and a pig are in your living room. Also, I would make a "No Durian" rule immediately. And just to be on the safe side, make sure that they know that all goose necks should be hung in their room ONLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430213)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: motley jap

no durian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430220)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Histrionic deep round eye

Ever smelt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430222)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:12 PM
Author: motley jap

no, don't even know what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430231)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Histrionic deep round eye

You're clearly not Chinese. You have to realize that Chinese people have absolutely no sense of boundaries and think that 8 people living in a HUGE apartment like yours is totally normal. You need to GENTLY explain to the dude that while its OK that his wife lives with you guys, it is certainly not ok for anyone else to live with you and that shit is DIFFERENT in America. Otherwise you will have 20 fucking people in that apartment. I'm sure what happened is the wife got in there and was like, holy shit, this is sweet, my friend should come live here too. And the friend will say the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430264)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: motley jap

you really think they would push it past this? If they did I think I would literally just complain to the building manager and say this is a fire hazard, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430270)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Histrionic deep round eye

Dude, Chinese people from China, you really have no idea (1) how crazy their living conditions are, (2) how fucking cheap they are, (3) what social pressures they get from friends and shit, and (4) how willing they are to push shit to the limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430289)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: motley jap

*sigh* - I'm gonna have to say something then, this can't continue even for 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430296)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat

like you'd know you dumb cracker faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431054)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Histrionic deep round eye

you're funny dude. how do you even know that I'm white? Maybe I just have a little experience with FOBs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441571)





Date: August 12th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: Nofapping Frozen Philosopher-king

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http://www.nowpublic.com/what-sue-scheff-wants-reputation-defender-help-censor

http://www.webwire.com/ViewPressRel.asp?aId=44766

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=653572&mc=16&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=655179&mc=6&forum_id=2

http://sueschefftruth.com

http://www.isaccorp.org/pressreleases/suescheffemptyvictory.html

http://digg.com/political_opinion/Sue_Scheff_Threatens_Fornits

http://sscheff2.egoweblog.com/blog/carey_vs_sue_scheff2227/general/2007/08/09/careys_rebuttal_to_sue_scheff

http://www.purerebuttal.com/

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?t=22525

http://suescheffvcareybock.blogspot.com

http://www.paulareeves.com/Press_Releases/Scheff_Pure_win_empty_victory.htm

http://fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?p=275312

http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?p=275756

http://reddit.com/info/2d16h/comments

http://wwf.fornits.com/viewtopic.php?p=275390

http://www.flyinghedgehogs.com/2006/10/i-think-sue-scheff-is-crook-con-artist.html

http://greenversussuescheff.blogspot.com/

http://sueschefflittleblog4you.blogspot.com/

http://sueschefffornits.blogspot.com/

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=671199&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.isaccorp.org/whitmore/jharris.pdf

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sue_Scheff

http://www.careybock.com/

http://schlafly.blogspot.com/2006/10/record-award-in-internet-defamation.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8505248)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: misunderstood lodge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour.2C_odour_and_differing_views

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430972)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Stirring hyperventilating hell

"... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432738)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Mauve Concupiscible Sandwich

"Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray, and used surgical swabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444538)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Burgundy Area Bbw

it tastes really good though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703900)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Gay orchestra pit trust fund

This put it all into perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432773)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle Stage

is the girl living there or just staying for a few days? If she's living there kick her out for sure.

Also, did she come with the Cot? beause that's a little presumptious, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430201)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: motley jap

I think living there, the wife said she was "moving in" and there's a bunch of clothes tossed around the common area.

I think she got the cot from the building manager or something.

But The Common Space is maybe at best 100 square feet large so it's taking up most of the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430205)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: splenetic passionate son of senegal

If she's hot, bone her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430223)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: motley jap

she's not even remotely good looking (the friend).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430249)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: splenetic passionate son of senegal

Kill her, roll her up in the cot, and dispose of her by the street side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430260)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Mint slap-happy double fault

This is a no brainer.

Kick the bitch out.

Also demand that roomie pay for the wife.

You must be a really nice guy. And thats why you are completely getting taken.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430225)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: motley jap

Well I've been pretty nice to them, I help them get around the city sometimes because they don't speak English well. I don't want to be a prick just to stand my ground but I think being "nice" has obviously caused this situation. If I was a jackass they wouldn't of even tried doing this I bet. *sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430241)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: rose startled garrison

first of all, you shouldn't be paying half the rent anymore with four people in the apartment.

but yeah...you should tell your roomie you want that other person out, or at least away from the common space, in the bedroom with him and his wife. if he's given those choices, she'll be out in a jiffy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431157)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:12 PM
Author: Coral aromatic forum

It would be very rude for you to say anything. You still have your room and do you really NEED the spot where she puts her cot? You have to stop being such spoiled jerk. Get over yourself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430234)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: motley jap

dude it's blocking the bathroom door and she's stinking up the common area with her dirty clothes (and this is only day 2). It's clearly rude what they're doing, I'm just wondering if it's worth calling them out on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430237)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: fluffy travel guidebook meetinghouse

is the girl goodlooking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430244)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: motley jap

no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430252)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: fluffy travel guidebook meetinghouse

buy a cot. and have some of your friends sleep over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430269)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: motley jap

then that means I'll be 20 minutes late for work in the morning rather than 10.

I hear them talking in the common area now, I think I'm just gonna go bring this up now, it's only been a day so I haven't really consented to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430281)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Coral aromatic forum

im sure glad my girlfriend, 2 of my best friends, my dad, my dog and i dont have you for a roomate. It sounds like it would be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430245)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: motley jap

lol ok, at least I know you weren't serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430259)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Cracking useless brakes

on second thought it sounds kind of annoying. just tell them to move her into their room because she's in your way. they'll take the hint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431187)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Razzle Stage

this is obviously flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430250)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

TTIWWOP.

Take a picture of the common space and of the roommates and we will get back to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430243)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: arousing school deer antler
Subject: WGWAR&ARAW&ARAWAF

white guy with asian roommate and asian roommate's asian wife and asian roommate's asian wife's asian friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430271)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

you my friend, do good work.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430274)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: arousing school deer antler

ty. i do what i can (though i'm still new to this board).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430290)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire sex offender

179

simply brilliant.

it would have been a 180 had you left out the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431050)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:25 PM
Author: cerebral gold lettuce

um, you need to take assertiveness training. enough was enough when the wife moved in and didn't pay anything extra. since you didn't say anything about that, you're stuck with it now.

you can put your foot down about the new girl though. tell your roommate that unless she moves out, you're only going to pay a third of the rent from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430304)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:27 PM
Author: motley jap

I would look for somewhere else to live but I'm only supposed to be here 2 more weeks anyways.

Well I guess you're right, I should have put my foot down about the wife. But I didn't mind it at all, as long as that was it. We don't pay electricity or any utilities so I didn't mind the wife being there. I think the friend just annoys me more because she's rude on top of everything.

I think I'm gonna put my foot down right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430320)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:29 PM
Author: cerebral gold lettuce

yeah took that out when i read the whole thread.

don't mention this utility stuff when you confront them. make it clear you agreed to one roommate and got three roommates.

have you made all the rent payments already? telling them you're only giving them so much money is the best threat because they sound cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430340)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

You're not going to do anything. You've been typing about this for 20 min+ at this point. Enjoy being a doormat, dude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430466)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: motley jap

Well I actually went to talk to them but by that time they were eating and I didn't want to bother them so I got some food, I am going to bring it to their attention tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430886)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

Congrats on your half-hearted attempt to resolve your problem. Allow me to write a script for you.

“Listen, you mother fuckers. Get this bitch out of my living room, or I am going to mushroom stamp her forehead several times a night until I leave this place. You’re lucky I haven’t stabbed you all in the throat for this crap. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you three?”

See how that works out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430914)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: talented bright shitlib really tough guy

This is why you don't live with douches.

Living alone kicks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430312)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: motley jap

yes living alone kicks ass, unfortunately this is my lot this summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430332)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: talented bright shitlib really tough guy

If you will never see these people again go ape shit on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430335)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:30 PM
Author: cerebral gold lettuce

yeah, these people are rude themselves. if you take advantage of people's courtesy, you don't deserve to receive it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430345)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim

maybe the three of them are splitting up half the rent three ways and are making you pay the other half.

That would suck. In fact, obviously the wife and the guy have joint finances, so each of them pay a fourth. If the other chick is chipping in so they're each paying 1/6 the rent, then you've been pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430928)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

That's what I'm screaming. There is no way I'd be having it. I had a similar situation once, and I spazzed my face off. After that, I made sure to discuss this with any potential roommate before we signed the lease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430956)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim

Once in Boston I met up with three people who were friend with each other and asked if they wanted to split a cab. I figured we'd each pay a fourth. But they paid before me and left, and when I paid the cabbie I realized they they had decided to pay half, because they were together, leaving me to pay the other half.

It's not a big deal - only a few more dollars, but it still bothers me out of principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431039)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: nighttime sound barrier crotch

are they FOBs? what do they do? if they're really poor, put up with it for a couple weeks. years down the road, when they realize how rude they're being, they'll remember the nice guy who let them dominate the apartment.

on the other hand, if they make a decent amount of money, you are being taken advantage of and need to put your foot down. they should pay 60-70% of the rent between the three of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430982)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire sex offender

Start walking around naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431058)





Date: July 25th, 2007 4:31 AM
Author: Dull Godawful Whorehouse

Credited. This is also the easiest way to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from ever knocking on your door again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432248)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:18 PM
Author: Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat

you're not gonna do shit but post on this thread. you're probably whokebe posting under a pseudonym. You guys talk a lot of shit on this message board but when it comes to real life you guys revert to the little bitches you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431073)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:55 AM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

You mean he's acting asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440626)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: cheese-eating glassy gas station

FOBs are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431084)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling sapphire sex offender

Let two of your friends move in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431090)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: elite base

pauliewalnuts and I will move in and out everyone, that should take care of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431135)





Date: July 24th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431591)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: scarlet ceo

I know the chick's ugly, but why not at least have her blow you, and let it out on her face. Bet you can pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431234)





Date: July 24th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

I thought gwlaw23 was gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431593)





Date: July 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: scarlet ceo

even if he is a polesmoker, he should just close his eyes and imagine it is his favorite butt buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456748)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: brass aphrodisiac hall clown

If it's only 2 weeks I wouldn't even bother. Just get up 10-20 minutes earlier so you won't be late for work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431284)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

I want Adalia to posts comments on this thread!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431602)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: sable marvelous jewess brunch

you're doing them a favor by letting them know we don't live like fleas in a flea motel in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431624)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431682)





Date: July 25th, 2007 5:03 AM
Author: vivacious idiot business firm

it would be incredibly rude, and also culturally insensitive, to selfishly assert your own preferences in this "situation." quite frankly, i don't even quite frankly see what it is that you have to complain of, quite frankly. the richness of shared living arrangements is, in part, in the unpedictability of it. just don't see why you would want to jeopardize a friendship and insult virtually every chinese american just because your trip to the bathroom requires an extra step or two, and that you be considerate enough not to wake your roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432254)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: racy haunting bawdyhouse goyim

worst. schtick. ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434525)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: buff striped hyena

holy christ, as if coming from you that has any authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437600)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:56 AM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440627)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:49 AM
Author: lake excitant sanctuary mood

Since it's only a temporary situation I wouldn't advise being a total asshole to your roommates about it, but put your foot down.

Like someone said above, if you are paying 1/2 of the rent while the Chinese are each paying 1/6 of the rent, you are being pwned unless you're using 1/2 of the space (and they are each using 1/6 of the space).

Explain to your roommate that you didn't sign the lease thinking that you would have to share the apartment with him, his wife, and Cot Girl. Also, can you go to the landlord? If the lease doesn't permit "packing" the apartment like this, you could get your roommate and his brood evicted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432296)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: drab swashbuckling university

You're a fucking racist bitch hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432763)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

actually that wasn't racist at all, the ricers are taking over his place and need to be put in their place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434439)





Date: July 25th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Boyish stage

This reminds me of the incident when one of my friends simply had enough one day, and put a rolled-up turd under the unwelcomed guests' sheets while she was gone. Then, he repeatedly farted into the bed until the entire joint smelled like lobster.

He blamed it on his partying friends, and said guest was out within a day.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432596)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: brass aphrodisiac hall clown

Zhuge Liang... isn't that a character from Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432856)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:30 AM
Author: Lilac exciting resort codepig

When he asked if his rife could move in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432745)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: motley jap

true *sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8435940)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Startling marketing idea

sounds like you live in one of those foggy bottom apts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8435982)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:35 PM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE, I confronted the wife about this and she said the girl would be living here til next thursday and then the wife and the girl would move out and 2 other girls would move in.

I told her she needs to put the cot in their room immediately because there is no space.

I am wondering if I should take this up with management at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437308)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:36 PM
Author: arousing school deer antler

"oh by the way, 2 other girls are moving in?"

wtf dude, demand $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437312)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:38 PM
Author: motley jap

it's kind of uncomfortable to talk about this like a monetary issue. I think I am just going to complain to management instead. I feel very disrespected that they didn't even ask to move that roommate in and that they put her in the common room SO THEY COULD HAVE PRIVACY while totally disrespecting mine. I'm done, I'm complaining and getting this girl kicked out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437322)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: arousing school deer antler

you should complain to THEM not to management. be an adult about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437346)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: motley jap

they have left me no room to complain, they are basically saying she has no place to go and needs to live here.

what am I supposed to do? they are standing their ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437352)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface electric furnace

"they have left me no room to complain, they are basically saying she has no place to go and needs to live here."

kick her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437367)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Parlour Halford

then you recommend a fucking homeless shelter. i'm serious, you are the world's biggest pussy if you put up with this shit.

you need to get angry with her. srsly, start screaming. threaten a lawsuit (if they're fobs they'll be scared of your preftigious lawyer status). RAISE YOUR VOICE. make them deeply uncomfortable. threaten to call the police and have her spend the night in jail. she has no right to say "we're keeping her." and even worse, to say "two new people are coming to take our place"? what the fuck?

leave a three-day-old durian pulp under this new chick's bedsheets, too. you're pwning yourself - the skunk-smell will follow you into your room - but you're taking her down with you, and that's gotta be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437584)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: costumed location water buffalo

Bullshit. Tell her she can whore herself out on Craigslist or beg outside the supermarket. Same goes for the two other bitches planning on moving in. If the husband doesn't like that idea, tell him to support them. He's obviously making some kind of money. He can give some of it to his posse of homeless cunts.

If there's any rent left to pay on the place, tell them you're not paying it. If everything's paid for, tell them you'll throw her shit out if she's not gone by tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438601)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

how the FUCK did you let this situation get so out of hand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437337)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: motley jap

I was nice. big mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437354)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Unhinged church puppy

Hah, owned. FOBs act like faggots, so you must return the faggotry. So argue about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437360)





Date: July 26th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: Maroon Vibrant Temple

you have already set the stage for your own downfall in this situation.

YOU defined the rules of the game. those rules are: they can do X, and you will do nothing. the logical inference to be drawn from this is that they can also do Y, Z, A, B and C and you will again do nothing.

you will now have to deal with a situation ten times worse than if you had simply nipped this in the bud in the beginning by confronting your roomie in the first place.

doesnt anyone read the fucking biography of winston churchill these days? jesus.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8439217)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant demanding menage

Hilarious stuff. Keep us posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437599)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: buff striped hyena

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437605)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: motley jap

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438548)





Date: January 26th, 2008 6:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9225737)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:14 PM
Author: underhanded tanning salon nibblets

Roommates suck. I had one freshman year who would buy a bunch of shit on her credit card and then call and say the card was stolen. She did this more than one time with different cards. She also tried to stick me with a $1200 phone bill by saying she was going to Europe for the summer and had to change the bill over to my name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437640)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed comical legal warrant tattoo

You made the #1 mistake of not expanding and establishing your boundaries with roommates. Whenever I've roomed with others in the past, I always hog the living room and TV/kitchen and refrigerator/etc as much as I can from day 1. You have to establish that you're the alpha resident, and that they're going to have to modify their lifestyle around your needs. Timidity is the kiss of death when living with roommates.

I would be absolutely livid if in your situation, and never would have let it escalate to this point (not that it would have since they would've been scared shitless of me). Sack up and deal with this by intimidating them verbally immediately, then if that fails going to management, and finally just throwing their crap out as the fallback option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437747)





Date: July 26th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: aqua kink-friendly toaster station

don't forget to pee in every corner to establish your territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437984)





Date: July 27th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: motley jap

this is probably the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440172)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:13 AM
Author: Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat

that's a dumb fucking move if your roommates had a fucking spine. if i was your roommate, one day, you'd annoy me and i'd snap your fucking neck. until then, i'd just move your shit out of the way or sit on it if it's in my way. if you hog the refrigerator, i wouldn't buy anything and just eat your shit. if you hogged the tv, I'd throw out the remote or move it to my room.

I don't know why you'd fuck with people anyway though. It's pretty fucking rare to find people who are simply passive. Passive-aggressive happens all the time but just being passive doesn't generally occur. Your roommates probably jizz in your contact solution when you're not looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440604)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: motley jap

I am thinking about taking pictures of this situation to show how shitty it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438556)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: mischievous duck-like candlestick maker international law enforcement agency

do it. take some clandestine photos of your roommates too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438569)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Fishy Mildly Autistic Locus French Chef

I hope this never gets resolved. Its very entertaining. I thinkk this would be a very good idea for a sitcom (cue the odd-couple theme music).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438600)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:31 PM
Author: Anal school cafeteria tank

Oscar pees on Felix's stuff. Felix is seriously peeved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441855)





Date: July 26th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: costumed location water buffalo

Stop being such a pussy. Spend the time you'd use taking pictures to throw the cot and the clothes in the garbage, and to call a good locksmith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438616)





Date: July 26th, 2007 8:46 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

God, I wish I could Quantum Leap my ass into your body for like 10 minutes so I could fucking lose my mind on your asshole roommates. That would be so therapeutic. I might just go punch a baby or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8439029)





Date: July 27th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: motley jap

me too, I'm such a self-admitted pushover it's not even funny. At least I got them to move the cot into their bedroom today, that's step 1. Now at least they'll see how horrible this setup is.

Though when my co-workers for the summer came over today (to get a good laugh out of my situation) it was said that the husband and wife were using the bathroom together at once, indicating that they don't mind tight spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440171)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Lascivious locale

This made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448843)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

this whole thread is a gold mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448848)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:32 AM
Author: lake excitant sanctuary mood

Complain to management. You will go nowhere complaining to your roommates because they are either too socially inept to understand that you are complaining about the amount of people living in your apartment, or they have pwned you in a very subtle, yet effective way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440612)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:44 AM
Author: crystalline embarrassed to the bone stead mexican

If it's only two weeks is it really worth saying anything at all? Get over it, it's gonna be over soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440617)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:57 AM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

Take the guy aside, and point out that you were already being generous in sharing the bathroom, living area, etc., with the wife.

Note that the girl is in the way, and that he needs to comp you at least 1/2 your rent for the month if she doesn't leave. That should motivate him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440628)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser emerald field

get a spider pig... or atleast a REALLY big and messy dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441558)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE:

I complained to management and got the wife and friend kicked out.

Apparently they were renting a cot from them for $10 a day and they reached their 3 day limit. They sent a guard to recover the cot and it's gone. THEY STOLE IT, and/or they moved it to another room where the friend/wife are staying.

The guard told me to report them immediately if they return to the building because they are considering taking legal action.

BTW - the breaking point was when the wife apparently told my friend that the roommate and her were moving out next week and 3 strangers were moving in (in addition to the one friend who was already there).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443446)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:54 AM
Author: rose startled garrison

that's awesome they left...good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443450)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: motley jap

Thanks :), I have to admit that I felt some guilt like the pussy that I am.

But I ended up not feeling bad in the end because the guard told me that apparently he had another roommate before me who complained about the SAME EXACT THING, and he was told that he wasn't allowed to do this.

He totally played the innocent fob routine with me but all the while he knew he was in the wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443454)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:58 AM
Author: rose startled garrison

you had no reason to feel bad...the whole situation was invading your personal space, invading your home.

but yeah...that's insane that your roommate had the audacity to do the same thing again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443461)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:00 AM
Author: motley jap

yeah totally ridiculous I just hope it's not tense here now living with him for 2 more weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443464)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:03 AM
Author: rose startled garrison

hopefully not. but, even if it is...it's two more weeks. i have roommates i don't like, and i deal with it by staying away from home as much as i can, and staying away from my roommates when i am home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443470)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: motley jap

true dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443474)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE 2 - Now the Cot is back in the room! I wonder if I should just let it go for a while or immediately tell management?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444273)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: white supple theater stage

Immediately demand payment for the cot being there. You're not going to see this fucker around after you move out, right? Asians are all the fucking same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444278)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: motley jap

well it wasn't there overnight, and the person certainly didn't sleep there, but now it magically re-appeared. It's only been there for probably an hour. I wonder if this is grounds enough to get pissed at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444292)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: white supple theater stage

Talk to the fucking chink about it. Tell him that if he wants to keep the cot there, that he has to pay you for it. As a matter of fact, he should be paying more because he's using more utilities anyway. You're such a pushover. Are you a lawyer? You're going to get your ass handed to you in the legal world if you're such a fucking pansy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444304)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: motley jap

we don't pay utilities, it's a dorm room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444418)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:49 AM
Author: white supple theater stage

Still demand that he pay you something for the inconvenience if he wishes to continue. At worse, you spoil this relationship with this douchbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444441)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:51 AM
Author: motley jap

well at this point it's no longer an inconvenience, I just wonder why the cot has magically re-appeared. Management came over last night and said they stole it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444445)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: white supple theater stage

I would still ask for some kind of recompense even if it's hush money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444446)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: motley jap

I dunno, seems risky, they could tell management that I tried to blackmail them since management is on their ass now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444452)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: white supple theater stage

Just say that you would like to be compensated for the inconvenience that they've posed this summer. Give them a wink and a nudge. They can't prove blackmail. What is management going to do anyway?

Quit being such a pansy. Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444457)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: motley jap

it's not flame, I just get paranoid about breaking the law in any kind of way that could haunt me when I take the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444464)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: white supple theater stage

You're not breaking the law if you don't generate evidence. Besides, it's justifiable to ask for compensation for the inconvenience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444475)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:27 PM
Author: Anal school cafeteria tank

Why be a pansy by not generating evidence? Break the law openly like A MAN. REAL MEN FLOUT THE LAWS.

Especially future lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444552)





Date: July 28th, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: motley jap

I guess my LLM roommate is a real man then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444817)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: Domesticated New Version Set

bring the cot down to security yourself now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444448)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: motley jap

what if I just tell security.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444454)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: Domesticated New Version Set

better to stamp this out yourself asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444462)





Date: July 28th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive Step-uncle's House

another angry inbred cracker faggot with a small dick. how surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445795)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

He's actually a negro with a small dick, fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8451990)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: cerebral gold lettuce

tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444283)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: rose startled garrison

tell them. tell them. tell them NOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444293)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:51 AM
Author: Domesticated New Version Set

im usually a laid back kind of guy, but youve got to raise an absolute shitstorm now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444444)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: motley jap

well the thing is I don't know if the cot is back because they expect somebody to move in or if they're moving everything out. It's up in the air since I haven't seen anyone around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444450)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: Domesticated New Version Set

well find the fuck out before someone starts sleeping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444458)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:58 AM
Author: motley jap

lol, ok I think I just heard someone go into his room (sounded female), I am going to knock on the door and find out what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444466)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:07 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

Just call maintenance to pick up the fucking cot, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8451997)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: Charismatic Drunken Casino Mental Disorder

titcr. raise a storm now or forever depend upon this guy holding you in contempt. he's reeling backwards because of his own connivances. the time is right for you to inflict some just injury upon him. he'll remember you by it, and be more inclined to yield you the right of way, if your paths should ever cross again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449262)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:37 AM
Author: federal henna national security agency house

of all the posts in this thread, this may have been the most underrated. thank you for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019851)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:46 AM
Author: glittery background story

ridiculous. that was one of the most boring and unimportant posts in this thread. furthermore, he mistakingly responded to someone other than the OP.

153

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019853)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:50 AM
Author: federal henna national security agency house

go to sleep dude. you should recognize the importance of what this guy has said and it's obvious nod to confucian/sun tzu-type wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019856)





Date: July 28th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE 3 - The fucking cot is still there. *Going down to management to complain now*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445519)





Date: July 28th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

This shit is better than Lost, even if it is flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445542)





Date: July 28th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: motley jap

I wish it were a flame.

So I had a security guard come up and take the cot out.

Apparently when I went down to management, there was a different security guard so I explained the situation. After about 5 words, he said "oh you're in apartment ___" to which I said yes, then he showed me a 3 page memo management sent him alerting him to the situation and to certain personas non grata in the building (my roommates friends).

I also showed him what the living conditions are like (disgusting bathroom with pee stains on the toilet rim, flies circling the kitchen, staled chinese food in the sink, long women's hairs in the bath tub, and a microwave and vacuum cleaner dumped on the floor next to the cot.

I am going to try to get my money back for the last 2 weeks and move out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445560)





Date: July 28th, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: rose startled garrison

that's good that the management seems to be serious about getting these guys out, telling all the security guards to keep an eye out and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445633)





Date: July 28th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive Step-uncle's House

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445796)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

negro

P.S.: "fact" that most blacks wish they could be with a white woman =/= very many are. Most women (white and black) can't stand the smell of blacks, for starters. And then there's the fact blacks are usually as ugly as a 3 month poopstain.

On the other hand, every black woman that can be with a white guy is. Big diff.

Enjoy your fantasy, though. It's probably all you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452004)





Date: July 28th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive Step-uncle's House

"I also showed him what the living conditions are like (disgusting bathroom with pee stains on the toilet rim, flies circling the kitchen, staled chinese food in the sink, long women's hairs in the bath tub, and a microwave and vacuum cleaner dumped on the floor next to the cot."

what are you, danny tanner? that's pretty fucking normal you stupid inbred faggot. I hope you get your throat slit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445790)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

normal if you live like a TTT faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446452)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: jet-lagged fragrant psychic public bath

"what are you, danny tanner?"

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448657)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

Normal for negros, perhaps. Not for normal humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452020)





Date: September 30th, 2007 5:11 AM
Author: Burgundy Area Bbw

you meant to say "white people" in place of "normal humans" but then your racism would have been too blatant. eat a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708064)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: Amber market

lets get hypothetical (and I have not read this entire thread):

rent = $1000

4 people living there

You = 1/4

the other three = 3/4

you = $250 rent..no more, no less.

them = $750.

therefore, dood, you need to explore the % rule of rent sharing.

finally, killing them all in their sleep = priceless

hth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446480)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: motley jap

rent is actually closer to 1350.

they have been kicked out though. and not even the roommate has returned though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446483)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:33 AM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE 4

There is new shit in the apartment, the roommate hasn't returned at all but now there's a toaster, two brooms, two tennis rackets, 3 umbrellas, and two pots that weren't there before.

I don't get wtf is going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446487)





Date: July 29th, 2007 3:52 AM
Author: rose startled garrison

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446820)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:49 AM
Author: Maroon Vibrant Temple

what i dont get about this story is how someone could be so unskilled and wind up rooming with a chinese fob. how could that possibly happen? are you retarded or something?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446979)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: motley jap

I'm living in a dorm room over the summer... the roommates were selected randomly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448557)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: Maroon Vibrant Temple

a dorm room where students are married?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448596)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:03 PM
Author: motley jap

it's a graduate dorm (law) and some of the people in it are married or have families, but they normally have to pay extra, he chose to pretend he wasn't to avoid that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448619)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:35 AM
Author: Pea-brained copper faggot firefighter

Sell that shit on ebay or throw it out. Did you threaten your chinese friend with teh Dept of Homeland Security yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8447114)





Date: July 29th, 2007 3:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Chrome Institution Genital Piercing

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8447823)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: motley jap

I probably should have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448561)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE 5

I walk in today, and there is a fucking woman who I don't know cooking in my kitchen. I ask her who she is and she says we've met (I haven't met her). She says she's friends with my roommate.

I tell her that security says he can have no visitors.

She says she knows but she's not staying overnight, just cooking.

I say he can't have visitors at all.

She says SHE KNOWS but that she just needs an hour.

I walk down to security.

The security guard just went up to physically remove her. (She is at the security desk in the front right now giving her information to the guards).

They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448560)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:18 PM
Author: jet-lagged fragrant psychic public bath

"They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow."

sweet, congrats d00der

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448665)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: motley jap

thanx! I am starting to think that they made copies of the key though, so we'll see if this "eviction" actually sticks this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448679)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Poppy disgusting personal credit line

Make them change the lock. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448731)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: motley jap

I'm going to management tomorrow about this. I am going to try and just break out of the lease and move out. I've had enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449036)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface electric furnace

lol. with cheap and sketchy chinese locksmiths in the nyc's chinatowns, this is probably the credited explanation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449024)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: rose startled garrison

congrats. i hope the eviction holds up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449272)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: motley jap

thanx!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449403)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: alcoholic ratface electric furnace

was she cooking smelly fish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449425)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452037)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:47 PM
Author: Salmon den

180 all around. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448720)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: buff striped hyena

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448741)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

I am proud to give you a 180 on the 180th post in this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448839)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

titc180r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449193)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: free-loading orchid shrine

Aren't you the dood who also had the problem with the professor? What happened with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448739)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: motley jap

I talked to the Dean and was able to just drop the class without a drop on my record. Kind of annoying because I sat through the whole semester but on the other hand I didn't really need the credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448836)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: odious internet-worthy range headpube

Wow, GWLaw, if I was you I would have shot that bitch for breaking and entering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448890)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: motley jap

I think they might have arrested her? Not sure what the law is but the security guard was extremely pissed with her and they had her on the phone with management. She was giving some sob story about how she just got here from China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448893)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Maize Hissy Fit Property

Be sure to update throughout the eviction. Moving back to LS this week, no cable yet. tyia.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448879)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: motley jap

yw, I will update later tonight. I am going to talk to security again in about 15 minutes.

There is definitely more left to this saga as they still have a pile of their stuff in the common room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448899)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: free-loading orchid shrine

So, it seems that your story is you seem to get fucked by people taking advantage of you or something, get pissy and whine about it, finally do something after a few days or weeks, and then complain to some higher up who fixes it for you. (Prof saga and this one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448946)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: motley jap

yes pretty much, but I was less passive-aggressive about it this time. I gave them multiple wanrings and there really was nothing else I could do. They were totally in the wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449021)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

Um, push the stuff into their bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452044)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: dashing milky site chad

Wait, so you have some Chinese girl with no place to stay? Is that what you're staying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449003)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: motley jap

she's gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449028)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

Should've made her suck you off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452049)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: motley jap

Anyone have any idea what the legal options are here as far as potentially breaking the lease agreement? tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449411)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed comical legal warrant tattoo

I thought you only had like a week left, why not stick it out til then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449453)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: motley jap

two weeks and I don't really need to be here the last week so I'd rather just not have the place. It's liveable I guess but it's not a nice place given what's gone down and I don't need to be in NYC the last week so I'd rather just break out of it if at all possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449475)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: Bateful tan piazza

oh jesus don't be a retard. of course you can't get out of the lease b/c your roommate moved in half of china.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449511)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: motley jap

I feel like they should. Apparently they are going to try to charge that guy more because of all the people. If they're making money off of me having a shitty living situation, then I think I should be able to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449526)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Bateful tan piazza

what you "feel" and "think" doesn't matter. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449556)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: spectacular dingle berry

You've already paid, right? So why don't you just leave?

I think you actually have a case, though. Your lease was for you to share it with one person, not 3. Arguably, it's their fault they allowed more people in (they did rent the cot to them, after all.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452057)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:38 AM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE -

I heard from someone that the police were called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449709)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: zippy windowlicker pit

This is all fun and games until GWLaw23 turns up a month from now in an alley dumpster, shot to death by the Asian Mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449722)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: overrated corner laser beams

maybe if he says this he can break the lease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449728)





Date: July 30th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Wonderful judgmental dopamine

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8450034)





Date: July 30th, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: Trip crawly home

I'm confused. How did you all fit into the dorm room? Did you not take your rolly bag with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8450050)





Date: July 31st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: motley jap

good question, no I don't own a rolly bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456369)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: motley jap

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

I moved out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456382)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: scarlet ceo

please reset your douche detector so you never, ever get yourself in this situation again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456431)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: motley jap

I really need to. I always get tricked by the people who are super-nice up front. I should know by now that no-one is really nice to total strangers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460871)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Heady jade ticket booth toilet seat

chances you get cho'd like the bitch you are? 99.9%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456443)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: motley jap

this schtick sucks, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460868)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser emerald field

I'm sad that this thread is over

Get new crazy roommates please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460877)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

I second this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460893)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: motley jap

There are more stories to this situation I haven't told. I am just too tired to go into detail about it tonight (because I have a long commute due to moving out), but I will soon.

Also the saga isn't completely over because I may have to write a statement about them.

Also I am struggling to get the money back for this week because I was basically forced to move out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460908)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: Poppy disgusting personal credit line

Constructive eviction, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460942)





Date: August 4th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: Umber crackhouse

are you ever going to tell us what happened? I've been trolling/lurking on this thread for a while and want to know the outcome of this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8470419)





Date: August 11th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8503895)





Date: August 15th, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: silver cruise ship cuckold

this is still one of the 10 best threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8520912)





Date: September 29th, 2007 4:29 AM
Author: titillating old irish cottage rehab

it's normal to live 6 people or more to a room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703788)





Date: September 29th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Hyperactive Step-uncle's House

you're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703813)





Date: September 29th, 2007 5:41 AM
Author: 180 violet rigor

great thread...anyone have a link to this guy's prof saga mentioned above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703815)





Date: September 30th, 2007 3:56 AM
Author: pink razzle-dazzle dilemma

yeah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708003)





Date: November 13th, 2007 7:25 PM
Author: motley jap

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8890660)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: flushed stimulating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708183)





Date: September 30th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: Greedy cowardly sweet tailpipe queen of the night

oh, it's summertime and you're in a dorm room. when i lived in the dorms we had random people over all the time. who cares? especially during the summertime you have people in and out since people come from all over to take classes, etc.

anyway, i would have just told the roommate to get the fucking cot out of the common area so that i could go to the bathroom without having to move it. i'd say something like "I do'nt care where you move her, just keep her out of the common area" then he could either (1) put her in his room (who cares how many people they can cram in there) or (2) kick her out. then at the end of the summer term i would get really drunk and set the cot on fire and throw it off a balcony or into the street. that way, they would know how you felt and also they would have to pay for the cot. (but don't tell them it was you that did it).

also, if i came home to find an asian woman obstinately demanding to cook food i would NOT kick her out, at least not until she was done cooking. then i'd kick her out and eat the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708767)





Date: October 25th, 2007 3:53 AM
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Date: December 13th, 2007 12:54 AM
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Author: Soul-stirring Painfully Honest Heaven Antidepressant Drug

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