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At what point do I tell my roommate enough is enough?

So I am sharing a 2 bedroom this summer with a small common ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
did he ask you before hand? did he say how long she'd be he...
thriller tan sneaky criminal casino
  07/24/07
he asked before his wife moved in. At that point I had met ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
mrm. it certainly wouldn't be rude to kick her out, and it c...
Unholy dull theatre
  07/24/07
well I feel like I still have my room, but yeah she's using ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
well you gotta talk to him now. It's obviously bothering you...
Unholy dull theatre
  07/24/07
I don't feel like I'm being passive aggressive because I'm n...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
2 weeks? get over it. people deal with roommate situations m...
Fantasy-prone jet-lagged hospital pistol
  07/24/07
Hi Ursula, STFU
Godawful ratface locale
  07/25/07
what was Ursula's screen name before it was Ursula???
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/25/07
this is a good trivia question
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/25/07
wrong
up-to-no-good chartreuse state friendly grandma
  07/26/07
hi Ursula... AGAIN
Godawful ratface locale
  07/26/07
re- the again comment- nope . you should see a dr for your s...
up-to-no-good chartreuse state friendly grandma
  07/26/07
Dude, you better say something before their cousin, their au...
Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma
  07/24/07
no durian?
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
Ever smelt it?
Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma
  07/24/07
no, don't even know what it is.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
You're clearly not Chinese. You have to realize that Chinese...
Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma
  07/24/07
you really think they would push it past this? If they did ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
Dude, Chinese people from China, you really have no idea (1)...
Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma
  07/24/07
*sigh* - I'm gonna have to say something then, this can't co...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
like you'd know you dumb cracker faggot
Irradiated free-loading tattoo
  07/24/07
you're funny dude. how do you even know that I'm white? Mayb...
Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma
  07/27/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=670020&mc=1&...
ocher gaped juggernaut
  08/12/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour.2C_odour_and_dif...
beady-eyed disgusting wagecucks
  07/24/07
"... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine...
Passionate self-absorbed university faggotry
  07/25/07
"Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewag...
Cerebral Pearl Patrolman
  07/28/07
it tastes really good though.
histrionic opaque sweet tailpipe
  09/29/07
This put it all into perspective.
Aqua hairless mental disorder principal's office
  07/25/07
is the girl living there or just staying for a few days? If ...
Unholy dull theatre
  07/24/07
I think living there, the wife said she was "moving in&...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
If she's hot, bone her.
razzle-dazzle offensive stage
  07/24/07
she's not even remotely good looking (the friend).
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
Kill her, roll her up in the cot, and dispose of her by the ...
razzle-dazzle offensive stage
  07/24/07
This is a no brainer. Kick the bitch out. Also demand ...
Fear-inspiring Whorehouse
  07/24/07
Well I've been pretty nice to them, I help them get around t...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
first of all, you shouldn't be paying half the rent anymore ...
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/24/07
It would be very rude for you to say anything. You still ha...
Carnelian Coiffed Hall Doctorate
  07/24/07
dude it's blocking the bathroom door and she's stinking up t...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
is the girl goodlooking?
Stimulating sticky liquid oxygen
  07/24/07
no!
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
buy a cot. and have some of your friends sleep over.
Stimulating sticky liquid oxygen
  07/24/07
then that means I'll be 20 minutes late for work in the morn...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
im sure glad my girlfriend, 2 of my best friends, my dad, m...
Carnelian Coiffed Hall Doctorate
  07/24/07
lol ok, at least I know you weren't serious.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
on second thought it sounds kind of annoying. just tell them...
Fantasy-prone jet-lagged hospital pistol
  07/24/07
this is obviously flame
Unholy dull theatre
  07/24/07
TTIWWOP. Take a picture of the common space and of the ro...
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/24/07
WGWAR&ARAW&ARAWAF
Fishy frisky range
  07/24/07
you my friend, do good work. 180
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/24/07
ty. i do what i can (though i'm still new to this board).
Fishy frisky range
  07/24/07
179 simply brilliant. it would have been a 180 had you...
Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house
  07/24/07
um, you need to take assertiveness training. enough was eno...
jet sanctuary
  07/24/07
I would look for somewhere else to live but I'm only suppose...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
yeah took that out when i read the whole thread. don't me...
jet sanctuary
  07/24/07
You're not going to do anything. You've been typing about t...
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/24/07
Well I actually went to talk to them but by that time they w...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
Congrats on your half-hearted attempt to resolve your proble...
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/24/07
This is why you don't live with douches. Living alone kic...
Slippery Location
  07/24/07
yes living alone kicks ass, unfortunately this is my lot thi...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/24/07
If you will never see these people again go ape shit on them...
Slippery Location
  07/24/07
yeah, these people are rude themselves. if you take advanta...
jet sanctuary
  07/24/07
maybe the three of them are splitting up half the rent three...
misunderstood background story
  07/24/07
That's what I'm screaming. There is no way I'd be having it...
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/24/07
Once in Boston I met up with three people who were friend wi...
misunderstood background story
  07/24/07
are they FOBs? what do they do? if they're really poor, pu...
spectacular abode cuck
  07/24/07
Start walking around naked.
Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house
  07/24/07
Credited. This is also the easiest way to prevent Jehovah's...
submissive chrome son of senegal pocket flask
  07/25/07
you're not gonna do shit but post on this thread. you're pr...
Irradiated free-loading tattoo
  07/24/07
You mean he's acting asian?
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/27/07
FOBs are awful.
Ultramarine aphrodisiac nibblets
  07/24/07
Let two of your friends move in.
Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house
  07/24/07
pauliewalnuts and I will move in and out everyone, that shou...
bistre diverse space
  07/24/07
titcr
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/24/07
I know the chick's ugly, but why not at least have her blow ...
bat-shit-crazy garnet becky
  07/24/07
I thought gwlaw23 was gay?
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/24/07
even if he is a polesmoker, he should just close his eyes an...
bat-shit-crazy garnet becky
  07/31/07
If it's only 2 weeks I wouldn't even bother. Just get up 10-...
odious house-broken roast beef
  07/24/07
I want Adalia to posts comments on this thread!!!
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/25/07
you're doing them a favor by letting them know we don't live...
boyish bright church building jewess
  07/25/07
180
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/25/07
it would be incredibly rude, and also culturally insensitive...
smoky high-end regret
  07/25/07
worst. schtick. ever.
misunderstood background story
  07/25/07
holy christ, as if coming from you that has any authority.
startling cuckold
  07/26/07
*lol*
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/27/07
Since it's only a temporary situation I wouldn't advise bein...
Glittery mewling institution hissy fit
  07/25/07
You're a fucking racist bitch hth
unhinged pontificating ape forum
  07/25/07
actually that wasn't racist at all, the ricers are taking ov...
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/25/07
This reminds me of the incident when one of my friends simpl...
Provocative Sex Offender
  07/25/07
Zhuge Liang... isn't that a character from Romance of the Th...
odious house-broken roast beef
  07/25/07
When he asked if his rife could move in.
Navy private investor headpube
  07/25/07
true *sigh*
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
sounds like you live in one of those foggy bottom apts
hairraiser disturbing giraffe
  07/26/07
UPDATE, I confronted the wife about this and she said the gi...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
"oh by the way, 2 other girls are moving in?" w...
Fishy frisky range
  07/26/07
it's kind of uncomfortable to talk about this like a monetar...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
you should complain to THEM not to management. be an adult ...
Fishy frisky range
  07/26/07
they have left me no room to complain, they are basically sa...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
"they have left me no room to complain, they are basica...
Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action
  07/26/07
then you recommend a fucking homeless shelter. i'm serious,...
Ivory base dingle berry
  07/26/07
Bullshit. Tell her she can whore herself out on Craigslist ...
Honey-headed immigrant
  07/26/07
how the FUCK did you let this situation get so out of hand?
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/26/07
I was nice. big mistake.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
Hah, owned. FOBs act like faggots, so you must return the f...
Bipolar Gas Station
  07/26/07
you have already set the stage for your own downfall in this...
sickened 180 clown
  07/26/07
Hilarious stuff. Keep us posted.
Coral Theater Stage Windowlicker
  07/26/07
titcr
startling cuckold
  07/26/07
:(
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
titcr
Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth
  01/26/08
Roommates suck. I had one freshman year who would buy a bun...
internet-worthy magenta coldplay fan
  07/26/07
You made the #1 mistake of not expanding and establishing yo...
Frozen Comical Death Wish Parlor
  07/26/07
don't forget to pee in every corner to establish your territ...
underhanded exciting quadroon boistinker
  07/26/07
this is probably the credited response.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/27/07
that's a dumb fucking move if your roommates had a fucking s...
Irradiated free-loading tattoo
  07/27/07
I am thinking about taking pictures of this situation to sho...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/26/07
do it. take some clandestine photos of your roommates too.
Khaki senate legal warrant
  07/26/07
I hope this never gets resolved. Its very entertaining. I ...
Cobalt fortuitous meteor
  07/26/07
Oscar pees on Felix's stuff. Felix is seriously peeved.
canary rough-skinned queen of the night
  07/27/07
Stop being such a pussy. Spend the time you'd use taking pi...
Honey-headed immigrant
  07/26/07
God, I wish I could Quantum Leap my ass into your body for l...
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/26/07
me too, I'm such a self-admitted pushover it's not even funn...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/27/07
This made me laugh.
Aromatic persian
  07/29/07
this whole thread is a gold mine.
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/29/07
Complain to management. You will go nowhere complaining to ...
Glittery mewling institution hissy fit
  07/27/07
If it's only two weeks is it really worth saying anything at...
maniacal chapel
  07/27/07
Take the guy aside, and point out that you were already bein...
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/27/07
get a spider pig... or atleast a REALLY big and messy dog
Multi-colored kitchen
  07/27/07
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: I complained to management and got ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
that's awesome they left...good riddance.
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/28/07
Thanks :), I have to admit that I felt some guilt like the p...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
you had no reason to feel bad...the whole situation was inva...
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/28/07
yeah totally ridiculous I just hope it's not tense here now ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
hopefully not. but, even if it is...it's two more weeks. i...
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/28/07
true dat
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
UPDATE 2 - Now the Cot is back in the room! I wonder if I s...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
Immediately demand payment for the cot being there. You're n...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
well it wasn't there overnight, and the person certainly did...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
Talk to the fucking chink about it. Tell him that if he want...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
we don't pay utilities, it's a dorm room.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
Still demand that he pay you something for the inconvenience...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
well at this point it's no longer an inconvenience, I just w...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
I would still ask for some kind of recompense even if it's h...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
I dunno, seems risky, they could tell management that I trie...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
Just say that you would like to be compensated for the incon...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
it's not flame, I just get paranoid about breaking the law i...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
You're not breaking the law if you don't generate evidence. ...
fragrant doobsian national
  07/28/07
Why be a pansy by not generating evidence? Break the law ope...
canary rough-skinned queen of the night
  07/28/07
I guess my LLM roommate is a real man then.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
bring the cot down to security yourself now
painfully honest turquoise half-breed
  07/28/07
what if I just tell security.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
better to stamp this out yourself asap
painfully honest turquoise half-breed
  07/28/07
another angry inbred cracker faggot with a small dick. how ...
Vigorous stag film nowag
  07/28/07
He's actually a negro with a small dick, fag.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
tell
jet sanctuary
  07/28/07
tell them. tell them. tell them NOW.
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/28/07
im usually a laid back kind of guy, but youve got to raise a...
painfully honest turquoise half-breed
  07/28/07
well the thing is I don't know if the cot is back because th...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
well find the fuck out before someone starts sleeping there
painfully honest turquoise half-breed
  07/28/07
lol, ok I think I just heard someone go into his room (sound...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
Just call maintenance to pick up the fucking cot, moron.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
titcr. raise a storm now or forever depend upon this guy hol...
low-t laughsome meetinghouse milk
  07/29/07
of all the posts in this thread, this may have been the most...
bisexual parlour circlehead
  12/13/07
ridiculous. that was one of the most boring and unimportant...
Rebellious Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/13/07
go to sleep dude. you should recognize the importance of wh...
bisexual parlour circlehead
  12/13/07
UPDATE 3 - The fucking cot is still there. *Going down to m...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
This shit is better than Lost, even if it is flame.
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/28/07
I wish it were a flame. So I had a security guard come up...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/28/07
that's good that the management seems to be serious about ge...
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/28/07
racist
Vigorous stag film nowag
  07/28/07
negro P.S.: "fact" that most blacks wish they ...
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
"I also showed him what the living conditions are like ...
Vigorous stag film nowag
  07/28/07
normal if you live like a TTT faggot.
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/29/07
"what are you, danny tanner?" 172
Motley site
  07/29/07
Normal for negros, perhaps. Not for normal humans.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
you meant to say "white people" in place of "...
histrionic opaque sweet tailpipe
  09/30/07
lets get hypothetical (and I have not read this entire threa...
Arousing trump supporter chad
  07/29/07
rent is actually closer to 1350. they have been kicked ou...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
UPDATE 4 There is new shit in the apartment, the roommate...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
wtf?
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/29/07
what i dont get about this story is how someone could be so ...
sickened 180 clown
  07/29/07
I'm living in a dorm room over the summer... the roommates ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
a dorm room where students are married?
sickened 180 clown
  07/29/07
it's a graduate dorm (law) and some of the people in it are ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Sell that shit on ebay or throw it out. Did you threaten you...
metal cordovan gaping
  07/29/07
bump
vivacious kink-friendly water buffalo address
  07/29/07
I probably should have
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
UPDATE 5 I walk in today, and there is a fucking woman wh...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
"They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow." s...
Motley site
  07/29/07
thanx! I am starting to think that they made copies of the ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Make them change the lock. Duh.
Fuchsia Goal In Life
  07/29/07
I'm going to management tomorrow about this. I am going to ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
lol. with cheap and sketchy chinese locksmiths in the nyc's...
Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action
  07/29/07
congrats. i hope the eviction holds up!
splenetic yapping useless brakes
  07/29/07
thanx!
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
was she cooking smelly fish?
Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action
  07/29/07
excellent.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
180 all around. instant classic
hot rigor codepig
  07/29/07
titcr
startling cuckold
  07/29/07
I am proud to give you a 180 on the 180th post in this threa...
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  07/29/07
titc180r
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/29/07
Aren't you the dood who also had the problem with the profes...
mahogany scourge upon the earth
  07/29/07
I talked to the Dean and was able to just drop the class wit...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Wow, GWLaw, if I was you I would have shot that bitch for br...
brilliant international law enforcement agency
  07/29/07
I think they might have arrested her? Not sure what the law...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Be sure to update throughout the eviction. Moving back to L...
Heady corn cake ladyboy
  07/29/07
yw, I will update later tonight. I am going to talk to secu...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
So, it seems that your story is you seem to get fucked by pe...
mahogany scourge upon the earth
  07/29/07
yes pretty much, but I was less passive-aggressive about it ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Um, push the stuff into their bedroom.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
Wait, so you have some Chinese girl with no place to stay? ...
hyperventilating bateful temple turdskin
  07/29/07
she's gone.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
Should've made her suck you off.
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
Anyone have any idea what the legal options are here as far ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
I thought you only had like a week left, why not stick it ou...
Frozen Comical Death Wish Parlor
  07/29/07
two weeks and I don't really need to be here the last week s...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
oh jesus don't be a retard. of course you can't get out of ...
electric piazza
  07/29/07
I feel like they should. Apparently they are going to try t...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/29/07
what you "feel" and "think" doesn't matt...
electric piazza
  07/30/07
You've already paid, right? So why don't you just leave? ...
Soul-stirring Telephone
  07/30/07
UPDATE - I heard from someone that the police were called...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/30/07
This is all fun and games until GWLaw23 turns up a month fro...
Lascivious confused box office pisswyrm
  07/30/07
maybe if he says this he can break the lease
glassy appetizing foreskin
  07/30/07
titcr
Godawful ratface locale
  07/30/07
I'm confused. How did you all fit into the dorm room? Did yo...
racy set police squad
  07/30/07
good question, no I don't own a rolly bag.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/31/07
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE I moved out!
concupiscible corner fanboi
  07/31/07
please reset your douche detector so you never, ever get you...
bat-shit-crazy garnet becky
  07/31/07
I really need to. I always get tricked by the people who ar...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  08/01/07
chances you get cho'd like the bitch you are? 99.9%
Irradiated free-loading tattoo
  07/31/07
this schtick sucks, sorry.
concupiscible corner fanboi
  08/01/07
I'm sad that this thread is over Get new crazy roommates pl...
Multi-colored kitchen
  08/01/07
I second this.
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  08/01/07
There are more stories to this situation I haven't told. I ...
concupiscible corner fanboi
  08/01/07
Constructive eviction, dood.
Fuchsia Goal In Life
  08/01/07
are you ever going to tell us what happened? I've been trol...
jade wonderful center athletic conference
  08/04/07
...
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  08/11/07
this is still one of the 10 best threads on xo
mind-boggling swollen mexican
  08/15/07
it's normal to live 6 people or more to a room.
cowardly mustard newt
  09/29/07
you're a faggot
Vigorous stag film nowag
  09/29/07
great thread...anyone have a link to this guy's prof saga me...
floppy costumed goyim
  09/29/07
yeah!
cerise vibrant native
  09/30/07
sigh
concupiscible corner fanboi
  11/13/07
...
emerald home
  09/30/07
oh, it's summertime and you're in a dorm room. when i lived...
hideous public bath sound barrier
  09/30/07
do you know how nasty and disgusting authentic asian food is...
Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth
  10/25/07
I wish this thread never ended
Galvanic indirect expression
  11/12/07
thread of the year folks!
Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth
  12/13/07
Best thread of 2007.
Rebellious Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap
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Date: July 24th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

So I am sharing a 2 bedroom this summer with a small common area and bathroom. I am paying half the rent and we each have a room that are completely equal in size.

About 2 weeks into this situation my roommates wife moved in. She stays in his room most of the time and I was cool with this arrangement.

However, now some random girl moved in (who isn't even nice) and has a cot in the common space right in front of the bathroom. I have to literally move it every time I want to use the bathroom. It's so annoying I don't even feel like showering in the morning because it's such an ordeal.

Should I tell him that I want her out or would this be rude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430172)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: thriller tan sneaky criminal casino

did he ask you before hand? did he say how long she'd be here for?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430183)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

he asked before his wife moved in. At that point I had met her a few times and was cool with this.

They didn't ask at all about the new person, in fact I was away for the weekend and got back on monday and the wife said "Our friend is moving in" and kind of gave me a 'hope you don't mind' look.

The worst part is the girl has yet to introduce herself even though I have been nice and said things to her several times.

I should note, they are all Chinese and don't speak much English, except the wife who has been here a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430199)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: Unholy dull theatre

mrm. it certainly wouldn't be rude to kick her out, and it certainly would be suckerish to not demand she pick up a portion of the rent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430208)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

well I feel like I still have my room, but yeah she's using the bathroom now and it's making it hard for me to get my fair share of the stuff so I almost feel like she should chip in on rent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430211)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Unholy dull theatre

well you gotta talk to him now. It's obviously bothering you enough to post about it on the internet, so if you don't talk with him you're being a passive agressive pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430219)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I don't feel like I'm being passive aggressive because I'm not doing anything that is rude/etc. I am just wondering if it's even worth bothering though because I only have a little over 2 weeks left of living here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430229)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone jet-lagged hospital pistol

2 weeks? get over it. people deal with roommate situations much worse than this. it's just overcrowded. at least they're not disgusting and dirty. you're young, this is not your castle, pretend it's a dorm room and get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431175)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Godawful ratface locale

Hi Ursula, STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8433018)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

what was Ursula's screen name before it was Ursula???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434442)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

this is a good trivia question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434465)





Date: July 26th, 2007 3:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good chartreuse state friendly grandma

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437920)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Godawful ratface locale

hi Ursula... AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438542)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: up-to-no-good chartreuse state friendly grandma

re- the again comment- nope . you should see a dr for your schizophrenia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438565)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma

Dude, you better say something before their cousin, their aunt, a goat, 4 chickens, and a pig are in your living room. Also, I would make a "No Durian" rule immediately. And just to be on the safe side, make sure that they know that all goose necks should be hung in their room ONLY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430213)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

no durian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430220)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma

Ever smelt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430222)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:12 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

no, don't even know what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430231)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma

You're clearly not Chinese. You have to realize that Chinese people have absolutely no sense of boundaries and think that 8 people living in a HUGE apartment like yours is totally normal. You need to GENTLY explain to the dude that while its OK that his wife lives with you guys, it is certainly not ok for anyone else to live with you and that shit is DIFFERENT in America. Otherwise you will have 20 fucking people in that apartment. I'm sure what happened is the wife got in there and was like, holy shit, this is sweet, my friend should come live here too. And the friend will say the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430264)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

you really think they would push it past this? If they did I think I would literally just complain to the building manager and say this is a fire hazard, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430270)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma

Dude, Chinese people from China, you really have no idea (1) how crazy their living conditions are, (2) how fucking cheap they are, (3) what social pressures they get from friends and shit, and (4) how willing they are to push shit to the limit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430289)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

*sigh* - I'm gonna have to say something then, this can't continue even for 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430296)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading tattoo

like you'd know you dumb cracker faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431054)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Charismatic Dilemma

you're funny dude. how do you even know that I'm white? Maybe I just have a little experience with FOBs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441571)





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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8505248)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed disgusting wagecucks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian#Flavour.2C_odour_and_differing_views

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430972)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Passionate self-absorbed university faggotry

"... its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432738)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Patrolman

"Other comparisons have been made with the civet, sewage, stale vomit, skunk spray, and used surgical swabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444538)





Date: September 29th, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: histrionic opaque sweet tailpipe

it tastes really good though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703900)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Aqua hairless mental disorder principal's office

This put it all into perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432773)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Unholy dull theatre

is the girl living there or just staying for a few days? If she's living there kick her out for sure.

Also, did she come with the Cot? beause that's a little presumptious, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430201)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I think living there, the wife said she was "moving in" and there's a bunch of clothes tossed around the common area.

I think she got the cot from the building manager or something.

But The Common Space is maybe at best 100 square feet large so it's taking up most of the area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430205)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle offensive stage

If she's hot, bone her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430223)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

she's not even remotely good looking (the friend).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430249)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle offensive stage

Kill her, roll her up in the cot, and dispose of her by the street side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430260)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Whorehouse

This is a no brainer.

Kick the bitch out.

Also demand that roomie pay for the wife.

You must be a really nice guy. And thats why you are completely getting taken.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430225)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

Well I've been pretty nice to them, I help them get around the city sometimes because they don't speak English well. I don't want to be a prick just to stand my ground but I think being "nice" has obviously caused this situation. If I was a jackass they wouldn't of even tried doing this I bet. *sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430241)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

first of all, you shouldn't be paying half the rent anymore with four people in the apartment.

but yeah...you should tell your roomie you want that other person out, or at least away from the common space, in the bedroom with him and his wife. if he's given those choices, she'll be out in a jiffy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431157)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:12 PM
Author: Carnelian Coiffed Hall Doctorate

It would be very rude for you to say anything. You still have your room and do you really NEED the spot where she puts her cot? You have to stop being such spoiled jerk. Get over yourself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430234)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

dude it's blocking the bathroom door and she's stinking up the common area with her dirty clothes (and this is only day 2). It's clearly rude what they're doing, I'm just wondering if it's worth calling them out on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430237)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Stimulating sticky liquid oxygen

is the girl goodlooking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430244)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

no!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430252)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Stimulating sticky liquid oxygen

buy a cot. and have some of your friends sleep over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430269)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

then that means I'll be 20 minutes late for work in the morning rather than 10.

I hear them talking in the common area now, I think I'm just gonna go bring this up now, it's only been a day so I haven't really consented to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430281)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Coiffed Hall Doctorate

im sure glad my girlfriend, 2 of my best friends, my dad, my dog and i dont have you for a roomate. It sounds like it would be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430245)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

lol ok, at least I know you weren't serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430259)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone jet-lagged hospital pistol

on second thought it sounds kind of annoying. just tell them to move her into their room because she's in your way. they'll take the hint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431187)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Unholy dull theatre

this is obviously flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430250)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

TTIWWOP.

Take a picture of the common space and of the roommates and we will get back to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430243)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: Fishy frisky range
Subject: WGWAR&ARAW&ARAWAF

white guy with asian roommate and asian roommate's asian wife and asian roommate's asian wife's asian friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430271)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

you my friend, do good work.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430274)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Fishy frisky range

ty. i do what i can (though i'm still new to this board).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430290)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house

179

simply brilliant.

it would have been a 180 had you left out the explanation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431050)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:25 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

um, you need to take assertiveness training. enough was enough when the wife moved in and didn't pay anything extra. since you didn't say anything about that, you're stuck with it now.

you can put your foot down about the new girl though. tell your roommate that unless she moves out, you're only going to pay a third of the rent from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430304)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:27 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I would look for somewhere else to live but I'm only supposed to be here 2 more weeks anyways.

Well I guess you're right, I should have put my foot down about the wife. But I didn't mind it at all, as long as that was it. We don't pay electricity or any utilities so I didn't mind the wife being there. I think the friend just annoys me more because she's rude on top of everything.

I think I'm gonna put my foot down right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430320)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:29 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

yeah took that out when i read the whole thread.

don't mention this utility stuff when you confront them. make it clear you agreed to one roommate and got three roommates.

have you made all the rent payments already? telling them you're only giving them so much money is the best threat because they sound cheap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430340)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

You're not going to do anything. You've been typing about this for 20 min+ at this point. Enjoy being a doormat, dude.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430466)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

Well I actually went to talk to them but by that time they were eating and I didn't want to bother them so I got some food, I am going to bring it to their attention tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430886)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

Congrats on your half-hearted attempt to resolve your problem. Allow me to write a script for you.

“Listen, you mother fuckers. Get this bitch out of my living room, or I am going to mushroom stamp her forehead several times a night until I leave this place. You’re lucky I haven’t stabbed you all in the throat for this crap. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you three?”

See how that works out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430914)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Slippery Location

This is why you don't live with douches.

Living alone kicks ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430312)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

yes living alone kicks ass, unfortunately this is my lot this summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430332)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: Slippery Location

If you will never see these people again go ape shit on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430335)





Date: July 24th, 2007 7:30 PM
Author: jet sanctuary

yeah, these people are rude themselves. if you take advantage of people's courtesy, you don't deserve to receive it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430345)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: misunderstood background story

maybe the three of them are splitting up half the rent three ways and are making you pay the other half.

That would suck. In fact, obviously the wife and the guy have joint finances, so each of them pay a fourth. If the other chick is chipping in so they're each paying 1/6 the rent, then you've been pwned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430928)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

That's what I'm screaming. There is no way I'd be having it. I had a similar situation once, and I spazzed my face off. After that, I made sure to discuss this with any potential roommate before we signed the lease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430956)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: misunderstood background story

Once in Boston I met up with three people who were friend with each other and asked if they wanted to split a cab. I figured we'd each pay a fourth. But they paid before me and left, and when I paid the cabbie I realized they they had decided to pay half, because they were together, leaving me to pay the other half.

It's not a big deal - only a few more dollars, but it still bothers me out of principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431039)





Date: July 24th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: spectacular abode cuck

are they FOBs? what do they do? if they're really poor, put up with it for a couple weeks. years down the road, when they realize how rude they're being, they'll remember the nice guy who let them dominate the apartment.

on the other hand, if they make a decent amount of money, you are being taken advantage of and need to put your foot down. they should pay 60-70% of the rent between the three of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8430982)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house

Start walking around naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431058)





Date: July 25th, 2007 4:31 AM
Author: submissive chrome son of senegal pocket flask

Credited. This is also the easiest way to prevent Jehovah's Witnesses from ever knocking on your door again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432248)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:18 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading tattoo

you're not gonna do shit but post on this thread. you're probably whokebe posting under a pseudonym. You guys talk a lot of shit on this message board but when it comes to real life you guys revert to the little bitches you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431073)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

You mean he's acting asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440626)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine aphrodisiac nibblets

FOBs are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431084)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: Fluffy adventurous step-uncle's house

Let two of your friends move in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431090)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: bistre diverse space

pauliewalnuts and I will move in and out everyone, that should take care of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431135)





Date: July 24th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431591)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garnet becky

I know the chick's ugly, but why not at least have her blow you, and let it out on her face. Bet you can pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431234)





Date: July 24th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

I thought gwlaw23 was gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431593)





Date: July 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garnet becky

even if he is a polesmoker, he should just close his eyes and imagine it is his favorite butt buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456748)





Date: July 24th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: odious house-broken roast beef

If it's only 2 weeks I wouldn't even bother. Just get up 10-20 minutes earlier so you won't be late for work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431284)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

I want Adalia to posts comments on this thread!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431602)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: boyish bright church building jewess

you're doing them a favor by letting them know we don't live like fleas in a flea motel in this country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431624)





Date: July 25th, 2007 12:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8431682)





Date: July 25th, 2007 5:03 AM
Author: smoky high-end regret

it would be incredibly rude, and also culturally insensitive, to selfishly assert your own preferences in this "situation." quite frankly, i don't even quite frankly see what it is that you have to complain of, quite frankly. the richness of shared living arrangements is, in part, in the unpedictability of it. just don't see why you would want to jeopardize a friendship and insult virtually every chinese american just because your trip to the bathroom requires an extra step or two, and that you be considerate enough not to wake your roommates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432254)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: misunderstood background story

worst. schtick. ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434525)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: startling cuckold

holy christ, as if coming from you that has any authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437600)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440627)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:49 AM
Author: Glittery mewling institution hissy fit

Since it's only a temporary situation I wouldn't advise being a total asshole to your roommates about it, but put your foot down.

Like someone said above, if you are paying 1/2 of the rent while the Chinese are each paying 1/6 of the rent, you are being pwned unless you're using 1/2 of the space (and they are each using 1/6 of the space).

Explain to your roommate that you didn't sign the lease thinking that you would have to share the apartment with him, his wife, and Cot Girl. Also, can you go to the landlord? If the lease doesn't permit "packing" the apartment like this, you could get your roommate and his brood evicted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432296)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: unhinged pontificating ape forum

You're a fucking racist bitch hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432763)





Date: July 25th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

actually that wasn't racist at all, the ricers are taking over his place and need to be put in their place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8434439)





Date: July 25th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative Sex Offender

This reminds me of the incident when one of my friends simply had enough one day, and put a rolled-up turd under the unwelcomed guests' sheets while she was gone. Then, he repeatedly farted into the bed until the entire joint smelled like lobster.

He blamed it on his partying friends, and said guest was out within a day.

hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432596)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: odious house-broken roast beef

Zhuge Liang... isn't that a character from Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432856)





Date: July 25th, 2007 11:30 AM
Author: Navy private investor headpube

When he asked if his rife could move in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8432745)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:07 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

true *sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8435940)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: hairraiser disturbing giraffe

sounds like you live in one of those foggy bottom apts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8435982)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:35 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE, I confronted the wife about this and she said the girl would be living here til next thursday and then the wife and the girl would move out and 2 other girls would move in.

I told her she needs to put the cot in their room immediately because there is no space.

I am wondering if I should take this up with management at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437308)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:36 PM
Author: Fishy frisky range

"oh by the way, 2 other girls are moving in?"

wtf dude, demand $

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437312)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:38 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

it's kind of uncomfortable to talk about this like a monetary issue. I think I am just going to complain to management instead. I feel very disrespected that they didn't even ask to move that roommate in and that they put her in the common room SO THEY COULD HAVE PRIVACY while totally disrespecting mine. I'm done, I'm complaining and getting this girl kicked out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437322)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: Fishy frisky range

you should complain to THEM not to management. be an adult about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437346)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

they have left me no room to complain, they are basically saying she has no place to go and needs to live here.

what am I supposed to do? they are standing their ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437352)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action

"they have left me no room to complain, they are basically saying she has no place to go and needs to live here."

kick her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437367)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:54 PM
Author: Ivory base dingle berry

then you recommend a fucking homeless shelter. i'm serious, you are the world's biggest pussy if you put up with this shit.

you need to get angry with her. srsly, start screaming. threaten a lawsuit (if they're fobs they'll be scared of your preftigious lawyer status). RAISE YOUR VOICE. make them deeply uncomfortable. threaten to call the police and have her spend the night in jail. she has no right to say "we're keeping her." and even worse, to say "two new people are coming to take our place"? what the fuck?

leave a three-day-old durian pulp under this new chick's bedsheets, too. you're pwning yourself - the skunk-smell will follow you into your room - but you're taking her down with you, and that's gotta be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437584)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed immigrant

Bullshit. Tell her she can whore herself out on Craigslist or beg outside the supermarket. Same goes for the two other bitches planning on moving in. If the husband doesn't like that idea, tell him to support them. He's obviously making some kind of money. He can give some of it to his posse of homeless cunts.

If there's any rent left to pay on the place, tell them you're not paying it. If everything's paid for, tell them you'll throw her shit out if she's not gone by tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438601)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

how the FUCK did you let this situation get so out of hand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437337)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I was nice. big mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437354)





Date: July 26th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Bipolar Gas Station

Hah, owned. FOBs act like faggots, so you must return the faggotry. So argue about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437360)





Date: July 26th, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: sickened 180 clown

you have already set the stage for your own downfall in this situation.

YOU defined the rules of the game. those rules are: they can do X, and you will do nothing. the logical inference to be drawn from this is that they can also do Y, Z, A, B and C and you will again do nothing.

you will now have to deal with a situation ten times worse than if you had simply nipped this in the bud in the beginning by confronting your roomie in the first place.

doesnt anyone read the fucking biography of winston churchill these days? jesus.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8439217)





Date: July 26th, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: Coral Theater Stage Windowlicker

Hilarious stuff. Keep us posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437599)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: startling cuckold

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437605)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:41 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438548)





Date: January 26th, 2008 6:45 PM
Author: Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9225737)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:14 PM
Author: internet-worthy magenta coldplay fan

Roommates suck. I had one freshman year who would buy a bunch of shit on her credit card and then call and say the card was stolen. She did this more than one time with different cards. She also tried to stick me with a $1200 phone bill by saying she was going to Europe for the summer and had to change the bill over to my name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437640)





Date: July 26th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Frozen Comical Death Wish Parlor

You made the #1 mistake of not expanding and establishing your boundaries with roommates. Whenever I've roomed with others in the past, I always hog the living room and TV/kitchen and refrigerator/etc as much as I can from day 1. You have to establish that you're the alpha resident, and that they're going to have to modify their lifestyle around your needs. Timidity is the kiss of death when living with roommates.

I would be absolutely livid if in your situation, and never would have let it escalate to this point (not that it would have since they would've been scared shitless of me). Sack up and deal with this by intimidating them verbally immediately, then if that fails going to management, and finally just throwing their crap out as the fallback option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437747)





Date: July 26th, 2007 3:52 PM
Author: underhanded exciting quadroon boistinker

don't forget to pee in every corner to establish your territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8437984)





Date: July 27th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

this is probably the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440172)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:13 AM
Author: Irradiated free-loading tattoo

that's a dumb fucking move if your roommates had a fucking spine. if i was your roommate, one day, you'd annoy me and i'd snap your fucking neck. until then, i'd just move your shit out of the way or sit on it if it's in my way. if you hog the refrigerator, i wouldn't buy anything and just eat your shit. if you hogged the tv, I'd throw out the remote or move it to my room.

I don't know why you'd fuck with people anyway though. It's pretty fucking rare to find people who are simply passive. Passive-aggressive happens all the time but just being passive doesn't generally occur. Your roommates probably jizz in your contact solution when you're not looking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440604)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I am thinking about taking pictures of this situation to show how shitty it really is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438556)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Khaki senate legal warrant

do it. take some clandestine photos of your roommates too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438569)





Date: July 26th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Cobalt fortuitous meteor

I hope this never gets resolved. Its very entertaining. I thinkk this would be a very good idea for a sitcom (cue the odd-couple theme music).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438600)





Date: July 27th, 2007 3:31 PM
Author: canary rough-skinned queen of the night

Oscar pees on Felix's stuff. Felix is seriously peeved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441855)





Date: July 26th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed immigrant

Stop being such a pussy. Spend the time you'd use taking pictures to throw the cot and the clothes in the garbage, and to call a good locksmith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8438616)





Date: July 26th, 2007 8:46 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

God, I wish I could Quantum Leap my ass into your body for like 10 minutes so I could fucking lose my mind on your asshole roommates. That would be so therapeutic. I might just go punch a baby or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8439029)





Date: July 27th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

me too, I'm such a self-admitted pushover it's not even funny. At least I got them to move the cot into their bedroom today, that's step 1. Now at least they'll see how horrible this setup is.

Though when my co-workers for the summer came over today (to get a good laugh out of my situation) it was said that the husband and wife were using the bathroom together at once, indicating that they don't mind tight spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440171)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:38 PM
Author: Aromatic persian

This made me laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448843)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

this whole thread is a gold mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448848)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:32 AM
Author: Glittery mewling institution hissy fit

Complain to management. You will go nowhere complaining to your roommates because they are either too socially inept to understand that you are complaining about the amount of people living in your apartment, or they have pwned you in a very subtle, yet effective way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440612)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:44 AM
Author: maniacal chapel

If it's only two weeks is it really worth saying anything at all? Get over it, it's gonna be over soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440617)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

Take the guy aside, and point out that you were already being generous in sharing the bathroom, living area, etc., with the wife.

Note that the girl is in the way, and that he needs to comp you at least 1/2 your rent for the month if she doesn't leave. That should motivate him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8440628)





Date: July 27th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

get a spider pig... or atleast a REALLY big and messy dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8441558)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE:

I complained to management and got the wife and friend kicked out.

Apparently they were renting a cot from them for $10 a day and they reached their 3 day limit. They sent a guard to recover the cot and it's gone. THEY STOLE IT, and/or they moved it to another room where the friend/wife are staying.

The guard told me to report them immediately if they return to the building because they are considering taking legal action.

BTW - the breaking point was when the wife apparently told my friend that the roommate and her were moving out next week and 3 strangers were moving in (in addition to the one friend who was already there).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443446)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:54 AM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

that's awesome they left...good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443450)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

Thanks :), I have to admit that I felt some guilt like the pussy that I am.

But I ended up not feeling bad in the end because the guard told me that apparently he had another roommate before me who complained about the SAME EXACT THING, and he was told that he wasn't allowed to do this.

He totally played the innocent fob routine with me but all the while he knew he was in the wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443454)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:58 AM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

you had no reason to feel bad...the whole situation was invading your personal space, invading your home.

but yeah...that's insane that your roommate had the audacity to do the same thing again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443461)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:00 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

yeah totally ridiculous I just hope it's not tense here now living with him for 2 more weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443464)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:03 AM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

hopefully not. but, even if it is...it's two more weeks. i have roommates i don't like, and i deal with it by staying away from home as much as i can, and staying away from my roommates when i am home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443470)





Date: July 28th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

true dat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8443474)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE 2 - Now the Cot is back in the room! I wonder if I should just let it go for a while or immediately tell management?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444273)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

Immediately demand payment for the cot being there. You're not going to see this fucker around after you move out, right? Asians are all the fucking same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444278)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

well it wasn't there overnight, and the person certainly didn't sleep there, but now it magically re-appeared. It's only been there for probably an hour. I wonder if this is grounds enough to get pissed at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444292)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

Talk to the fucking chink about it. Tell him that if he wants to keep the cot there, that he has to pay you for it. As a matter of fact, he should be paying more because he's using more utilities anyway. You're such a pushover. Are you a lawyer? You're going to get your ass handed to you in the legal world if you're such a fucking pansy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444304)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

we don't pay utilities, it's a dorm room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444418)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:49 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

Still demand that he pay you something for the inconvenience if he wishes to continue. At worse, you spoil this relationship with this douchbag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444441)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:51 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

well at this point it's no longer an inconvenience, I just wonder why the cot has magically re-appeared. Management came over last night and said they stole it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444445)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

I would still ask for some kind of recompense even if it's hush money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444446)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I dunno, seems risky, they could tell management that I tried to blackmail them since management is on their ass now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444452)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

Just say that you would like to be compensated for the inconvenience that they've posed this summer. Give them a wink and a nudge. They can't prove blackmail. What is management going to do anyway?

Quit being such a pansy. Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444457)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

it's not flame, I just get paranoid about breaking the law in any kind of way that could haunt me when I take the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444464)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: fragrant doobsian national

You're not breaking the law if you don't generate evidence. Besides, it's justifiable to ask for compensation for the inconvenience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444475)





Date: July 28th, 2007 12:27 PM
Author: canary rough-skinned queen of the night

Why be a pansy by not generating evidence? Break the law openly like A MAN. REAL MEN FLOUT THE LAWS.

Especially future lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444552)





Date: July 28th, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I guess my LLM roommate is a real man then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444817)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: painfully honest turquoise half-breed

bring the cot down to security yourself now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444448)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

what if I just tell security.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444454)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:57 AM
Author: painfully honest turquoise half-breed

better to stamp this out yourself asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444462)





Date: July 28th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Vigorous stag film nowag

another angry inbred cracker faggot with a small dick. how surprising.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445795)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

He's actually a negro with a small dick, fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8451990)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: jet sanctuary

tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444283)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:10 AM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

tell them. tell them. tell them NOW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444293)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:51 AM
Author: painfully honest turquoise half-breed

im usually a laid back kind of guy, but youve got to raise an absolute shitstorm now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444444)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

well the thing is I don't know if the cot is back because they expect somebody to move in or if they're moving everything out. It's up in the air since I haven't seen anyone around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444450)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: painfully honest turquoise half-breed

well find the fuck out before someone starts sleeping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444458)





Date: July 28th, 2007 11:58 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

lol, ok I think I just heard someone go into his room (sounded female), I am going to knock on the door and find out what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8444466)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

Just call maintenance to pick up the fucking cot, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8451997)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: low-t laughsome meetinghouse milk

titcr. raise a storm now or forever depend upon this guy holding you in contempt. he's reeling backwards because of his own connivances. the time is right for you to inflict some just injury upon him. he'll remember you by it, and be more inclined to yield you the right of way, if your paths should ever cross again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449262)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:37 AM
Author: bisexual parlour circlehead

of all the posts in this thread, this may have been the most underrated. thank you for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019851)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:46 AM
Author: Rebellious Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap

ridiculous. that was one of the most boring and unimportant posts in this thread. furthermore, he mistakingly responded to someone other than the OP.

153

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019853)





Date: December 13th, 2007 4:50 AM
Author: bisexual parlour circlehead

go to sleep dude. you should recognize the importance of what this guy has said and it's obvious nod to confucian/sun tzu-type wisdom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019856)





Date: July 28th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE 3 - The fucking cot is still there. *Going down to management to complain now*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445519)





Date: July 28th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

This shit is better than Lost, even if it is flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445542)





Date: July 28th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I wish it were a flame.

So I had a security guard come up and take the cot out.

Apparently when I went down to management, there was a different security guard so I explained the situation. After about 5 words, he said "oh you're in apartment ___" to which I said yes, then he showed me a 3 page memo management sent him alerting him to the situation and to certain personas non grata in the building (my roommates friends).

I also showed him what the living conditions are like (disgusting bathroom with pee stains on the toilet rim, flies circling the kitchen, staled chinese food in the sink, long women's hairs in the bath tub, and a microwave and vacuum cleaner dumped on the floor next to the cot.

I am going to try to get my money back for the last 2 weeks and move out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445560)





Date: July 28th, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

that's good that the management seems to be serious about getting these guys out, telling all the security guards to keep an eye out and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445633)





Date: July 28th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Vigorous stag film nowag

racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445796)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

negro

P.S.: "fact" that most blacks wish they could be with a white woman =/= very many are. Most women (white and black) can't stand the smell of blacks, for starters. And then there's the fact blacks are usually as ugly as a 3 month poopstain.

On the other hand, every black woman that can be with a white guy is. Big diff.

Enjoy your fantasy, though. It's probably all you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452004)





Date: July 28th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: Vigorous stag film nowag

"I also showed him what the living conditions are like (disgusting bathroom with pee stains on the toilet rim, flies circling the kitchen, staled chinese food in the sink, long women's hairs in the bath tub, and a microwave and vacuum cleaner dumped on the floor next to the cot."

what are you, danny tanner? that's pretty fucking normal you stupid inbred faggot. I hope you get your throat slit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8445790)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:19 AM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

normal if you live like a TTT faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446452)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: Motley site

"what are you, danny tanner?"

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448657)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

Normal for negros, perhaps. Not for normal humans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452020)





Date: September 30th, 2007 5:11 AM
Author: histrionic opaque sweet tailpipe

you meant to say "white people" in place of "normal humans" but then your racism would have been too blatant. eat a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708064)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:29 AM
Author: Arousing trump supporter chad

lets get hypothetical (and I have not read this entire thread):

rent = $1000

4 people living there

You = 1/4

the other three = 3/4

you = $250 rent..no more, no less.

them = $750.

therefore, dood, you need to explore the % rule of rent sharing.

finally, killing them all in their sleep = priceless

hth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446480)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:31 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

rent is actually closer to 1350.

they have been kicked out though. and not even the roommate has returned though.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446483)





Date: July 29th, 2007 1:33 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE 4

There is new shit in the apartment, the roommate hasn't returned at all but now there's a toaster, two brooms, two tennis rackets, 3 umbrellas, and two pots that weren't there before.

I don't get wtf is going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446487)





Date: July 29th, 2007 3:52 AM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446820)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:49 AM
Author: sickened 180 clown

what i dont get about this story is how someone could be so unskilled and wind up rooming with a chinese fob. how could that possibly happen? are you retarded or something?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8446979)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I'm living in a dorm room over the summer... the roommates were selected randomly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448557)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: sickened 180 clown

a dorm room where students are married?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448596)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:03 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

it's a graduate dorm (law) and some of the people in it are married or have families, but they normally have to pay extra, he chose to pretend he wasn't to avoid that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448619)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:35 AM
Author: metal cordovan gaping

Sell that shit on ebay or throw it out. Did you threaten your chinese friend with teh Dept of Homeland Security yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8447114)





Date: July 29th, 2007 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious kink-friendly water buffalo address

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8447823)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I probably should have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448561)





Date: July 29th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE 5

I walk in today, and there is a fucking woman who I don't know cooking in my kitchen. I ask her who she is and she says we've met (I haven't met her). She says she's friends with my roommate.

I tell her that security says he can have no visitors.

She says she knows but she's not staying overnight, just cooking.

I say he can't have visitors at all.

She says SHE KNOWS but that she just needs an hour.

I walk down to security.

The security guard just went up to physically remove her. (She is at the security desk in the front right now giving her information to the guards).

They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448560)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:18 PM
Author: Motley site

"They will be evicting my roommate tomorrow."

sweet, congrats d00der

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448665)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

thanx! I am starting to think that they made copies of the key though, so we'll see if this "eviction" actually sticks this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448679)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:54 PM
Author: Fuchsia Goal In Life

Make them change the lock. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448731)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I'm going to management tomorrow about this. I am going to try and just break out of the lease and move out. I've had enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449036)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action

lol. with cheap and sketchy chinese locksmiths in the nyc's chinatowns, this is probably the credited explanation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449024)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: splenetic yapping useless brakes

congrats. i hope the eviction holds up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449272)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:36 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

thanx!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449403)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: Lime Talented Area Affirmative Action

was she cooking smelly fish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449425)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452037)





Date: July 29th, 2007 8:47 PM
Author: hot rigor codepig

180 all around. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448720)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: startling cuckold

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448741)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

I am proud to give you a 180 on the 180th post in this thread!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448839)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

titc180r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449193)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: mahogany scourge upon the earth

Aren't you the dood who also had the problem with the professor? What happened with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448739)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I talked to the Dean and was able to just drop the class without a drop on my record. Kind of annoying because I sat through the whole semester but on the other hand I didn't really need the credits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448836)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: brilliant international law enforcement agency

Wow, GWLaw, if I was you I would have shot that bitch for breaking and entering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448890)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I think they might have arrested her? Not sure what the law is but the security guard was extremely pissed with her and they had her on the phone with management. She was giving some sob story about how she just got here from China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448893)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:45 PM
Author: Heady corn cake ladyboy

Be sure to update throughout the eviction. Moving back to LS this week, no cable yet. tyia.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448879)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:49 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

yw, I will update later tonight. I am going to talk to security again in about 15 minutes.

There is definitely more left to this saga as they still have a pile of their stuff in the common room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448899)





Date: July 29th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: mahogany scourge upon the earth

So, it seems that your story is you seem to get fucked by people taking advantage of you or something, get pissy and whine about it, finally do something after a few days or weeks, and then complain to some higher up who fixes it for you. (Prof saga and this one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8448946)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

yes pretty much, but I was less passive-aggressive about it this time. I gave them multiple wanrings and there really was nothing else I could do. They were totally in the wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449021)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

Um, push the stuff into their bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452044)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating bateful temple turdskin

Wait, so you have some Chinese girl with no place to stay? Is that what you're staying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449003)





Date: July 29th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

she's gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449028)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

Should've made her suck you off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452049)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

Anyone have any idea what the legal options are here as far as potentially breaking the lease agreement? tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449411)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: Frozen Comical Death Wish Parlor

I thought you only had like a week left, why not stick it out til then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449453)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

two weeks and I don't really need to be here the last week so I'd rather just not have the place. It's liveable I guess but it's not a nice place given what's gone down and I don't need to be in NYC the last week so I'd rather just break out of it if at all possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449475)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: electric piazza

oh jesus don't be a retard. of course you can't get out of the lease b/c your roommate moved in half of china.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449511)





Date: July 29th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I feel like they should. Apparently they are going to try to charge that guy more because of all the people. If they're making money off of me having a shitty living situation, then I think I should be able to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449526)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: electric piazza

what you "feel" and "think" doesn't matter. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449556)





Date: July 30th, 2007 5:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone

You've already paid, right? So why don't you just leave?

I think you actually have a case, though. Your lease was for you to share it with one person, not 3. Arguably, it's their fault they allowed more people in (they did rent the cot to them, after all.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8452057)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:38 AM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE -

I heard from someone that the police were called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449709)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Lascivious confused box office pisswyrm

This is all fun and games until GWLaw23 turns up a month from now in an alley dumpster, shot to death by the Asian Mafia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449722)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: glassy appetizing foreskin

maybe if he says this he can break the lease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8449728)





Date: July 30th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Godawful ratface locale

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8450034)





Date: July 30th, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: racy set police squad

I'm confused. How did you all fit into the dorm room? Did you not take your rolly bag with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8450050)





Date: July 31st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

good question, no I don't own a rolly bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456369)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:06 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

I moved out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456382)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:24 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garnet becky

please reset your douche detector so you never, ever get yourself in this situation again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456431)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

I really need to. I always get tricked by the people who are super-nice up front. I should know by now that no-one is really nice to total strangers...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460871)





Date: July 31st, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Irradiated free-loading tattoo

chances you get cho'd like the bitch you are? 99.9%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8456443)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

this schtick sucks, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460868)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen

I'm sad that this thread is over

Get new crazy roommates please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460877)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

I second this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460893)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

There are more stories to this situation I haven't told. I am just too tired to go into detail about it tonight (because I have a long commute due to moving out), but I will soon.

Also the saga isn't completely over because I may have to write a statement about them.

Also I am struggling to get the money back for this week because I was basically forced to move out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460908)





Date: August 1st, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Goal In Life

Constructive eviction, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8460942)





Date: August 4th, 2007 1:24 AM
Author: jade wonderful center athletic conference

are you ever going to tell us what happened? I've been trolling/lurking on this thread for a while and want to know the outcome of this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8470419)





Date: August 11th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8503895)





Date: August 15th, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling swollen mexican

this is still one of the 10 best threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8520912)





Date: September 29th, 2007 4:29 AM
Author: cowardly mustard newt

it's normal to live 6 people or more to a room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703788)





Date: September 29th, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: Vigorous stag film nowag

you're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703813)





Date: September 29th, 2007 5:41 AM
Author: floppy costumed goyim

great thread...anyone have a link to this guy's prof saga mentioned above?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8703815)





Date: September 30th, 2007 3:56 AM
Author: cerise vibrant native

yeah!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708003)





Date: November 13th, 2007 7:25 PM
Author: concupiscible corner fanboi

sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8890660)





Date: September 30th, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: emerald home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708183)





Date: September 30th, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: hideous public bath sound barrier

oh, it's summertime and you're in a dorm room. when i lived in the dorms we had random people over all the time. who cares? especially during the summertime you have people in and out since people come from all over to take classes, etc.

anyway, i would have just told the roommate to get the fucking cot out of the common area so that i could go to the bathroom without having to move it. i'd say something like "I do'nt care where you move her, just keep her out of the common area" then he could either (1) put her in his room (who cares how many people they can cram in there) or (2) kick her out. then at the end of the summer term i would get really drunk and set the cot on fire and throw it off a balcony or into the street. that way, they would know how you felt and also they would have to pay for the cot. (but don't tell them it was you that did it).

also, if i came home to find an asian woman obstinately demanding to cook food i would NOT kick her out, at least not until she was done cooking. then i'd kick her out and eat the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8708767)





Date: October 25th, 2007 3:53 AM
Author: Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth

do you know how nasty and disgusting authentic asian food is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8811155)





Date: November 12th, 2007 1:33 AM
Author: Galvanic indirect expression

I wish this thread never ended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#8884667)





Date: December 13th, 2007 12:54 AM
Author: Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth

thread of the year folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9019278)





Date: December 26th, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Rebellious Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap

Best thread of 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9076080)





Date: February 23rd, 2008 8:30 AM
Author: Twinkling exhilarant genital piercing ticket booth

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9373431)





Date: May 15th, 2008 11:59 AM
Author: Dead garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#9787869)





Date: August 21st, 2008 2:18 PM
Author: blue depressive bawdyhouse

this thread is proof that NY is a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=663389&forum_id=2#10083896)