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Lord of the Labias: Return of the Clitoris

In a time long ago, before the the birth of the elves; a war...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
Dude you are messed up. I chuckled though.
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
O bearer of labias, would you re-consider going out with me ...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
Why don't you ask Julia out? She will meet anyone?
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
Unlike you, Julia doesn't live in Queens, NY. I could qu...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
I don't live there either. Also, I am moving in 3 weeks. ...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
You don't live in Queens ? What borough then ? And why ar...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
For school. I live on the island of long.
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I've heard terrible things about Long ...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
Yes I am super rich. I am super obnoxious. I wear polo shirt...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
lol
Blue Digit Ratio Pocket Flask
  08/01/04
In that case, I will change you. When you're around a p...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
Please stop being stupid. Just this once.
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
Your harsh words cut like a knife :-(
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
Alas...
stimulating electric furnace
  08/01/04
I'm undone...
odious area hunting ground
  02/02/06
dude, you just described TO A "T" the chick i've b...
Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse
  08/01/04
Unfortunately I have had 12 years to get these girls down.
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
well, it only took me about 12 hours to get this girl to get...
Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse
  08/01/04
Is she a jap? If so, definitely.
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
yeah, though i think i "willfully blinded" myself ...
Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse
  08/01/04
Umm, that is horrible. But hey as long as you arent the one ...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
nah, she's got her own credit cards, or her pop's cards, or ...
Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse
  08/01/04
Dude, she just gave a superficial description of the stereot...
stimulating electric furnace
  08/01/04
LOLOL
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
O owner of perfect labias, your "LOLOL" is exceedi...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/02/04
like i'm saying, willful blindness. i went to a ug full o...
Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse
  08/01/04
question mark much? : )
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/01/04
Yes? Is this a problem much? Huh? :)
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
God ...you're soo cute
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
yes, it is a problem, as a matter of fact? you are going ...
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/01/04
Yes, this is correct? That is where I am headed? GULC? Yu...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
congratulations? you asked to be reconsidered? that is f...
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/01/04
No. I retook the LSAT and got a 171 and then asked to be rec...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
good thinking? it must be nice to be smart?
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/01/04
I am not really smart?
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/02/04
you are more smarter than I is?
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/02/04
Herb is my favorite word? Emory did not give a rats ass a...
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/02/04
the question mark thing is played?
ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
  08/02/04
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=18399&mc=3...
stimulating electric furnace
  08/01/04
Dude you are ausome. LOL
Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye
  08/01/04
Are you under the impression that you're a good writer?
adventurous home
  08/01/04
No, I am under the PROVABLE FACT that I am a good writer. ...
provocative fantasy-prone national
  08/01/04
"Under the fact", huh.
stimulating electric furnace
  08/01/04
amazing that this has never been bumped.
odious area hunting ground
  02/02/06
this is like after a famous writer dies and they find unpubl...
chestnut cerebral laser beams
  02/02/06
PD died. He really died. :(
odious area hunting ground
  02/02/06
...
Stirring Aggressive Boistinker
  03/10/06
I owe you a beer.
hideous bearded dilemma newt
  03/10/06
i deserve a lot of credit for my bumps
odious area hunting ground
  03/10/06
Nostalgia bump
hideous bearded dilemma newt
  05/12/06
It is glorytastic
Stirring Aggressive Boistinker
  05/12/06
I wish I could archive all of them, but my attempts have fai...
hideous bearded dilemma newt
  05/12/06
I'd never seen this. Glorious.
Abusive Nibblets
  05/12/06
...
Stirring Aggressive Boistinker
  06/04/06
Wow that's awesome.
Maroon Senate Gaping
  06/04/06
...
Stirring Aggressive Boistinker
  07/03/06
zonk
Elite offensive nursing home
  08/20/07
...
Salmon disrespectful haunted graveyard
  11/03/08


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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:48 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

In a time long ago, before the the birth of the elves; a war was fought between the ancient races of the Labias.

Bits of skin were strewn everywhere, and the bright pink of the labias were made clearer against the green grass of the Wandering Meadows.

Dark times they were, and despair grew among the fair labias of the North Kingdom of Tungsend.

The South Kingdom of dark labias were bent on genocide.

The only hope of the fair labias was in the Ancient Clitoris of Arnor...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097760)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:49 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Dude you are messed up. I chuckled though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097765)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:51 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

O bearer of labias, would you re-consider going out with me ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097778)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:53 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Why don't you ask Julia out? She will meet anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097791)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:56 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

Unlike you, Julia doesn't live in Queens, NY.

I could quickly hop on the subway and reach you in no time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097814)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:57 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

I don't live there either.

Also, I am moving in 3 weeks. So it won't matter anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097817)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

You don't live in Queens ? What borough then ?

And why are you moving ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097828)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

For school. I live on the island of long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097834)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

I've heard terrible things about Long Islanders here at Cornell (They're one of the most hated groups on campus)

Please don't tell me that you're the typical rich, obnoxious Long islander



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097851)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Yes I am super rich. I am super obnoxious. I wear polo shirts with the collar popped and ruffled mini skirts. I chew gum really loud, always have straight hair, shiny lip gloss. I put on my Justin timberlake hat, pick up my girls in my mercedes and we roll on to Roosevelt field where we spend hours shopping at bloomies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097866)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:04 PM
Author: Blue Digit Ratio Pocket Flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097878)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

In that case, I will change you.

When you're around a poor, sensitive skinny kid from a third world country, your perspective on life is bound to change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097902)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Please stop being stupid. Just this once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097908)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:10 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

Your harsh words cut like a knife :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097938)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:11 PM
Author: stimulating electric furnace

Alas...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097942)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:30 PM
Author: odious area hunting ground

I'm undone...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977317)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse

dude, you just described TO A "T" the chick i've been seeing for the last couple weeks...and i just now realized how much she sucks.

thanks, i guess. i'ma need to talk to this one...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097907)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Unfortunately I have had 12 years to get these girls down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097916)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:09 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse

well, it only took me about 12 hours to get this girl to get down...but i wasn't sure until just this minute why i haven't been feeling her.

whatever, replaceable, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097928)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Is she a jap? If so, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097951)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:14 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse

yeah, though i think i "willfully blinded" myself to this fact -- and i usually know a jap when i see one.

truth be told i think she's only fucking with me because i live two blocks from soho...she's never come over without at least three shopping bags.

she knows how to go down for the mic check though, which is a rare quality in such a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097960)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:15 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Umm, that is horrible. But hey as long as you arent the one buying her shit, keep on keepin on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097967)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:17 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse

nah, she's got her own credit cards, or her pop's cards, or something.

like i said, i've been fairly certain i wasn't really feeling her for a while, but i couldn't put my finger on what it was before you articulated it...so, good lookin' out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097989)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:20 PM
Author: stimulating electric furnace

Dude, she just gave a superficial description of the stereotypical LI JAP. That's what you couldn't put your finger on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098011)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:21 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

LOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098025)





Date: August 2nd, 2004 3:53 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

O owner of perfect labias, your "LOLOL" is exceedingly cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1102338)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous trump supporter whorehouse

like i'm saying, willful blindness.

i went to a ug full of japs, this chick was hooking it up so i guess i convinced myself she wasn't one of them.

not my finest hour, admittedly, but whatver no harm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098038)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot

question mark much? : )

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097843)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Yes? Is this a problem much? Huh?

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097850)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:02 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

God ...you're soo cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097859)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot

yes, it is a problem, as a matter of fact?

you are going to GULC, now, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097904)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Yes, this is correct?

That is where I am headed? GULC? Yup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097919)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot

congratulations?

you asked to be reconsidered? that is fucking awesome? if I recall, we had similar numbers, though I think your GPA was higher? it never would have occurred to me to ask schools to reconsider me b/c I thought they were right on the money when they dinged me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097954)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:13 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

No. I retook the LSAT and got a 171 and then asked to be reconsidered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097958)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:27 PM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot

good thinking? it must be nice to be smart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098082)





Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

I am not really smart?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098538)





Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:13 AM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot

you are more smarter than I is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098548)





Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:19 AM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Herb is my favorite word?

Emory did not give a rats ass about my new score and did not even move me up in the WL? How lame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098584)





Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:26 AM
Author: ocher meetinghouse coffee pot
Subject: the question mark thing is played?

fuck Emory? that's really cool that GULC took your new score. I wish I had thought to do what you did; I wasn't willing to wait another year, but it never occurred to me to take the test again for this cycle? I think this board has given me a complex about not going to a T14 : ( ? I wouldn't mind so much if the school I was going to weren't in the fucking south?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098633)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM
Author: stimulating electric furnace

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=18399&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097846)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM
Author: Rusted charismatic cruise ship round eye

Dude you are ausome. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097869)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:50 PM
Author: adventurous home

Are you under the impression that you're a good writer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097774)





Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM
Author: provocative fantasy-prone national

No, I am under the PROVABLE FACT that I am a good writer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097837)





Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM
Author: stimulating electric furnace

"Under the fact", huh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097852)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:22 PM
Author: odious area hunting ground

amazing that this has never been bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:26 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral laser beams

this is like after a famous writer dies and they find unpublished manuscripts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:31 PM
Author: odious area hunting ground

PD died. He really died. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977322)





Date: March 10th, 2006 4:34 PM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302573)





Date: March 10th, 2006 4:36 PM
Author: hideous bearded dilemma newt

I owe you a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302592)





Date: March 10th, 2006 5:20 PM
Author: odious area hunting ground

i deserve a lot of credit for my bumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302926)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:10 PM
Author: hideous bearded dilemma newt

Nostalgia bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771574)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:12 PM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Boistinker

It is glorytastic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771579)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:14 PM
Author: hideous bearded dilemma newt

I wish I could archive all of them, but my attempts have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771586)





Date: May 12th, 2006 1:19 PM
Author: Abusive Nibblets

I'd never seen this.

Glorious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771601)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907133)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM
Author: Maroon Senate Gaping

Wow that's awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907135)





Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#6131044)





Date: August 20th, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Elite offensive nursing home

zonk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#8538094)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:50 PM
Author: Salmon disrespectful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#10322517)