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Lord of the Labias: Return of the Clitoris
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:48 PM Author: avocado reading party In a time long ago, before the the birth of the elves; a war was fought between the ancient races of the Labias.
Bits of skin were strewn everywhere, and the bright pink of the labias were made clearer against the green grass of the Wandering Meadows.
Dark times they were, and despair grew among the fair labias of the North Kingdom of Tungsend.
The South Kingdom of dark labias were bent on genocide.
The only hope of the fair labias was in the Ancient Clitoris of Arnor...
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:49 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Dude you are messed up. I chuckled though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097765) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:51 PM Author: avocado reading party O bearer of labias, would you re-consider going out with me ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097778) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:53 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Why don't you ask Julia out? She will meet anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097791) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:56 PM Author: avocado reading party Unlike you, Julia doesn't live in Queens, NY.
I could quickly hop on the subway and reach you in no time. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:57 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater I don't live there either.
Also, I am moving in 3 weeks. So it won't matter anyways. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:58 PM Author: avocado reading party You don't live in Queens ? What borough then ?
And why are you moving ? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater For school. I live on the island of long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097834) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: avocado reading party NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
I've heard terrible things about Long Islanders here at Cornell (They're one of the most hated groups on campus)
Please don't tell me that you're the typical rich, obnoxious Long islander
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Yes I am super rich. I am super obnoxious. I wear polo shirts with the collar popped and ruffled mini skirts. I chew gum really loud, always have straight hair, shiny lip gloss. I put on my Justin timberlake hat, pick up my girls in my mercedes and we roll on to Roosevelt field where we spend hours shopping at bloomies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097866) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:04 PM Author: Henna indirect expression lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097878) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: avocado reading party In that case, I will change you.
When you're around a poor, sensitive skinny kid from a third world country, your perspective on life is bound to change. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Please stop being stupid. Just this once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097908) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:10 PM Author: avocado reading party Your harsh words cut like a knife :-( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097938) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:11 PM Author: boyish milk prole Alas... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097942) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:30 PM Author: Disrespectful liquid oxygen I'm undone... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977317) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: Green cuckoldry chapel dude, you just described TO A "T" the chick i've been seeing for the last couple weeks...and i just now realized how much she sucks.
thanks, i guess. i'ma need to talk to this one... |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Unfortunately I have had 12 years to get these girls down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097916) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:09 PM Author: Green cuckoldry chapel well, it only took me about 12 hours to get this girl to get down...but i wasn't sure until just this minute why i haven't been feeling her.
whatever, replaceable, right? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Is she a jap? If so, definitely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097951) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:14 PM Author: Green cuckoldry chapel yeah, though i think i "willfully blinded" myself to this fact -- and i usually know a jap when i see one.
truth be told i think she's only fucking with me because i live two blocks from soho...she's never come over without at least three shopping bags.
she knows how to go down for the mic check though, which is a rare quality in such a girl. |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:15 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Umm, that is horrible. But hey as long as you arent the one buying her shit, keep on keepin on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097967) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:17 PM Author: Green cuckoldry chapel nah, she's got her own credit cards, or her pop's cards, or something.
like i said, i've been fairly certain i wasn't really feeling her for a while, but i couldn't put my finger on what it was before you articulated it...so, good lookin' out |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:20 PM Author: boyish milk prole Dude, she just gave a superficial description of the stereotypical LI JAP. That's what you couldn't put your finger on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098011) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:21 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater LOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098025) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 3:53 PM Author: avocado reading party O owner of perfect labias, your "LOLOL" is exceedingly cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1102338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:22 PM Author: Green cuckoldry chapel like i'm saying, willful blindness.
i went to a ug full of japs, this chick was hooking it up so i guess i convinced myself she wasn't one of them.
not my finest hour, admittedly, but whatver no harm |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station question mark much? : ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097843) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Yes? Is this a problem much? Huh?
:) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:02 PM Author: avocado reading party God ...you're soo cute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097859) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:07 PM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station yes, it is a problem, as a matter of fact?
you are going to GULC, now, correct? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:08 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Yes, this is correct?
That is where I am headed? GULC? Yup? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:12 PM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station congratulations?
you asked to be reconsidered? that is fucking awesome? if I recall, we had similar numbers, though I think your GPA was higher? it never would have occurred to me to ask schools to reconsider me b/c I thought they were right on the money when they dinged me? |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:13 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater No. I retook the LSAT and got a 171 and then asked to be reconsidered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097958) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:27 PM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station good thinking? it must be nice to be smart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098082) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:12 AM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater I am not really smart? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098538) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:13 AM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station you are more smarter than I is? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098548) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:19 AM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Herb is my favorite word?
Emory did not give a rats ass about my new score and did not even move me up in the WL? How lame. |
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Date: August 2nd, 2004 12:26 AM Author: brindle crusty turdskin station Subject: the question mark thing is played? fuck Emory? that's really cool that GULC took your new score. I wish I had thought to do what you did; I wasn't willing to wait another year, but it never occurred to me to take the test again for this cycle? I think this board has given me a complex about not going to a T14 : ( ? I wouldn't mind so much if the school I was going to weren't in the fucking south? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1098633) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:00 PM Author: boyish milk prole http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=18399&mc=33&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097846) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:03 PM Author: Clear house-broken address volcanic crater Dude you are ausome. LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097869) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:50 PM Author: arrogant circlehead den Are you under the impression that you're a good writer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097774) |
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Date: August 1st, 2004 10:59 PM Author: avocado reading party No, I am under the PROVABLE FACT that I am a good writer.
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Date: August 1st, 2004 11:01 PM Author: boyish milk prole "Under the fact", huh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#1097852) |
Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:22 PM Author: Disrespectful liquid oxygen amazing that this has never been bumped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977236) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:26 PM Author: ivory appetizing stock car this is like after a famous writer dies and they find unpublished manuscripts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977286) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 5:31 PM Author: Disrespectful liquid oxygen PD died. He really died. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#4977322) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 4:34 PM Author: glittery nudist gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302573) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 4:36 PM Author: 180 police squad I owe you a beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302592) |
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Date: March 10th, 2006 5:20 PM Author: Disrespectful liquid oxygen i deserve a lot of credit for my bumps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5302926) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:10 PM Author: 180 police squad Nostalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771574) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:12 PM Author: glittery nudist gunner It is glorytastic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771579) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:14 PM Author: 180 police squad I wish I could archive all of them, but my attempts have failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5771586) |
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Date: May 12th, 2006 1:19 PM Author: Drab impertinent menage I'd never seen this.
Glorious.
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Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: glittery nudist gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907133) |
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Date: June 4th, 2006 2:57 PM Author: Spruce wild crotch Wow that's awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#5907135) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2006 5:19 PM Author: glittery nudist gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#6131044) |
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Date: August 20th, 2007 2:57 PM Author: white jap hissy fit zonk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#8538094) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:50 PM Author: ultramarine karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=67468&forum_id=2#10322517) |