Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:00 AM Author: deranged son of senegal
I can see asking a female friend out or something, even suggesting a quick hump in the cupboard - but to balls-out ask to munch her box, is weird, dude.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:03 AM Author: stimulating pit party of the first part
she LOVES to get eaten out , the thing came out in the middle of a conversation in which she was complaining about an asshole she is dating who hates to eat her out. we were already out alone, having dinner.
a quick hump in the cupboards would have been more extreme. see my post below in the thread where i describe what happened in detail.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:19 AM Author: stimulating pit party of the first part
well i am a virgin, so almost certainly whatver i do isn't working.
but this is the only way to learn. any ways my main point in this thread was to state how impressed i am at how well she handled the situation. my unfortunate experience is that most girls would have stomped out on a hiffy fit, outraged that i was interested in engagin in the activity that is most natural among living creatures.
Oh and for the record i have never hit on a girl before in ANYTHING REMOTELY NEAR this level of explicitness. I only did it with her because i know she has slutty/horny personality, loves oral sex, and was confidin in me on who she isn't getting any oral sex. If all these factors had not come together i would not have done what i did.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:33 AM Author: stimulating pit party of the first part
but we have hugged and kissed in the past. i have known this girl for a year and a half. we have bumped and grinded on the dance floor on numerous occasions. once , while drunk , she even gave me a lap dance.
of course I believe all of the above are simply due to cockteasing, a behavior that does fit her show off attention getting personailty.
my point is, i * have* initiated physical contact in the past with her and it * has* been reciprocated.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:38 AM Author: deranged son of senegal
No, you're her safe, contained little buddy. If the most she's done is a lap-dance... look at the parameters around a lap dance - legally required not to touch her - find yourself an equally nerdy young girl. Hell, use Facebook or something. Whatever the kids are up to these days
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:41 AM Author: stimulating pit party of the first part
"No, you're her safe, contained little buddy.""
and im OK with that. the whole point is that she IS NOT the type to take it seriously anf freak out about this. she just treats it like a game. i have fucked up with women many times before and i can instantly sense the " mood" change after the fuckup.
no such mood change tonight.
again, i am already aware that my chances of getting in her pants are 0%
Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:55 AM Author: stimulating pit party of the first part
though i certainly intended to flirt with her, i had not seriously considered telling her that i fantasized about eating her out ( which i do) it just came up.
see she was talking to me about this loserfuck ( she actually did call him a loser) she is obsessed with for reasons she herself does not understand. he is some low level officer in the navy while she is off to the peace corps in february. she is obsessed with him but according to her he doesn't give a crap about her, just using her as a convenient booty call. she told me the guy was so vapid and beneath her and low class and emotionally cold and yada yada but that she couldn't stop thinking about him and obsessing over him etc.
she asks me what she should do and i just tell her not to get too emotional or romantic about him, since the peace corps will end all chance for a relationship and probably change the very things she finds attractive in a man.
Now at this point in time i am thinking my friend's attachment to this douche is physical. she is VERY sexual, the relationship she describes sounds like a fuck buddy relationship gone complicated, and in my head i am imagining a buff navy jock.
so i add....." if the fucking is good just use him as a living dildo ..." but the fucking ISN'T good" she exclaims . what to do you mean i ask " he doesn't care about me , even in bed he is a very selfish lover"
Now i am a virgin, but i am pretty aware of what this phrase means. not only that, but i am aware my friend loves to get eaten out, how do i know this? because she has a guide to eating out pussy on her fucking myspace. its literally the first thing you see, and its been there for at least a year.
"so he doesn''t go down on you " i tell her. she looks slightly shocked." well i know you like to get eaten out since you have a guide for it on your myspace"
she starts laughing, but after a bit she looks at me and she sya " i do love it" she says , and blushes. " he never doesit " she complains. well why would he, if he knows he can just fuck you ?
" yeah he doesn't even have to ask we just get alone and im on him,but it sucks every time!"
now this entire conversation i have had my left arm over her shoulders, this conversation has taken place in the form of conspiratorial whispers in each others ears. at this point in time i lean in. " you know that time we went dancing at passion and you had that black skirt on" " yeah" only then did i notice you have great legs ( she laughs) ever since then i have wanted to eat you out,( oh ho! she says) you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)
I look at her for twenty or so seconds and then say " allright" I scoot away so there is a good 30 inches of space separating us. the next couple of minutes are somewhat awkward. but Ten minutes later we are talking like NOTHING happened.
we then continued a series of raucus and interesting conversations, even returning to the navy guy, but also discussing the peace corps the imminent start for law school for me , the craziness of central african nations. we talked for another THREE AND A HALF hours after my very explicit comeon and there was no akwardness or sign of damage to our friendhsip.
we are hanging out again on saturday.
oh and the setting was a small bar/restaurant with these little nooks and such.
and for those who are going to tell me that i came on as desperate and that i am FRIENDZONEPWNED be aware i am already aware of this . i am resigned to my fate. she was never long term girlfriend material and icertainly have no romantic feelings towards her.
she is just a funny supercool latina CGWBT. if all i can be with her is friends ill gladly take the friendship.
why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:42 PM Author: Vivacious set
lol @ his life is TCR. What a pathetic creep. No wonder he is a 23 year old virgin. I bet something comes up so she can avoid you sat./for the rest of her life. Who thinks it is ok to say stuff like that?
Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:16 AM Author: bonkers ticket booth
i'll give you some advice. you wrote this:
"you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)"
this is your problem. you acted like she was doing you a favor. you should have made it clear that you would be doing HER a favor to lick her pussy with your gifted tongue. you would give her the best oral of her life. don't brag or boast, just state it.
Date: July 27th, 2008 5:43 PM Author: Sable doobsian french chef friendly grandma
" i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)
Date: July 27th, 2008 6:13 PM Author: Diverse ebony corn cake
the genius of it is he drew it out so much as to seem earnest about it. the cell phone in the hand bit shatters the highest echelon of flamecraft, superseding even sears-tpt at his best (which is certainly no easy task).
Date: July 27th, 2008 6:18 PM Author: Buff Turdskin
I thought the best part was there was a moral to the story. It wasn't the obvious one either – don't say impulsive, creepy things to girls. It was that "THIS is how you turn down a pass!"
Date: July 27th, 2008 6:24 PM Author: Diverse ebony corn cake
i can appreciate a well-crafted big picture, but as an amateur flamecrafter, i am eminently aware of the immense talent that lies behind singular, ingenious details. when you can twist RL half-truths and fleeting, random thoughts into inflammatory absurdities like this OP, you are truly a flame master.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:17 AM Author: deranged son of senegal
Can you imagine what the girl was thinking as he said this?
Picturing the scene: this sweaty, badly-dressed Indian kid with a gut , who kinda smells; but she tolerates because she feels she can tell him anything, suddenly blurting out: "Can I eat you out?" in this Apu accent. His arm was around her neck, mind you.
Afterwards, "But logically, you have posted an oral sex guide on your MySpace account, I have tongue, why you not wanna lick?" While she's backing away...
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:24 AM Author: laughsome alcoholic main people skinny woman
no wonder. Latinas are notorious for seeking out complete losers who treat them like shit, it's engrained in their culture.
i've met some beautiful hispanic women who dated the ugliest motherfuckers you can imagine, simply because the guy treated her like complete shit and somehow she got off on it.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 3:32 AM Author: bistre indirect expression weed whacker
"we are hanging out again on saturday.
why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls."
1) you are definitely not hanging out with her again on saturday
2) She thinks you're creepy as fuck
3) the only reason she acted normally after what you did is because she was afraid if she pissed you off you'd rape her.
4) I know you think this is a great experience because you "were a man" by asking to eat her box and she politely declined and there were no repercussions. But it's not. You weren't a man; you were a creepy fucking faggot. You definitely crossed the line from being a man to being a creepy fag. SHe politely declined and acted normal because she had to; she was fucking scared. You will never see her again, ever. YOur relationship won't be the same because you no longer have a relationship.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:27 AM Author: Titillating gaped range
I actually did something vaguely familiar back in the day. I was at a party and there was this girl that I knew fairly well (but we weren't "friends" and we didnt "hang out" because I am not interested in playing the role of being some sort of creature for a woman to practice her cockteasing on). I walked up to her and said "I'd really like to eat you out. right now. " She said ok. I did so, and we ended up fucking. It was sweet. She then asked that I not tell my girlfriend, who was her friend, because she didn't want her to get mad. I agreed.
Note the vast differences between my story and yours.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:28 AM Author: very tactful giraffe
The Duty to Warn
University of California (Berkley) campus building
In the late 1960s, Prosenjit Poddar, a native of India, attended the University of California at Berkeley and met Tatiana Tarasoff at a dance. He developed a strong romantic interest in her. When they shared a quick New Year's Eve kiss, he believed it was a sign that they were engaged. Yet Tatiana's disinterest confused Poddar, so he persisted in believing that she in fact had feelings for him. He soon suffered an emotional breakdown and attempted to end all contact, but she called him to tell him how much she missed him. His obsessions returned and he believed he would have to kill Tatiana to end them.
Poddar sought outpatient psychiatric services at a hospital in Berkeley. The treating psychiatrist prescribed anti-psychotic medication, and then referred Poddar to a psychologist, Dr. Lawrence Moore, for counseling. Despite their sessions, Poddar persisted in his delusion that Tatiana would eventually love him. To prove his love, he purchased a handgun to orchestrate a life-threatening situation from which he could rescue her. Dr. Moore said that he might have to take steps to restrain Poddar, which sent Poddar angrily from his office.
Dr. Moore discussed this with colleagues and mentioned to the campus police that Poddar was threatening to kill a girl. Officers found him and thought he appeared rational, but eventually Poddar's delusions reached a breaking point. He went to Tatiana's house, armed with a knife and a pellet gun. She ran from him and he shot her and then stabbed her 14 times, killing her. Then he turned himself in. He was convicted of second-degree murder and was released after serving five years.
Yet this case had an impact on the relationship of psychiatry to stalking and violent obsessions. Where once what was said between doctor and patient was privileged, that was about to change.
The Tarasoffs instigated a civil case of negligence against the Regents of the University of California. In 1974, the California Supreme Court found that, despite confidentiality, a duty to warn exists when the therapist determines that a warning is essential to avert a danger rising from the patient's condition.
The mental health profession quickly responded that they have no inherent ability to predict violence and that such a ruling violated their "special" relationship. It would also hinder patients from trusting them, as well as generate false positive predictions as a means of diverting liability. Overall, this would be a detriment.
The court then issued a second opinion. They still found that therapists have a duty to potential victims, but they need only use "reasonable care" to protect the person. That is, the therapist may have to civilly commit or voluntarily hospitalize the patient to avoid the potential for harm, rather than actively warn a potential victim.
Most jurisdictions now recognize a Tarasoff-type duty, but some limit it to situations in which the patient communicates a serious threat of physical violence against an identifiable victim. Standards vary from state to state. However, there is no automatic duty to warn a potential victim, and in fact, issuing a warning has proven ineffective, because more violence has been shown to result after a warning than if no warning is issued. In any event, there are alternatives.
Yet with the advent of the Internet, a new type of anonymous stalking is creating many new dangers that are difficult, if not impossible, to prevent.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 10:33 AM Author: Passionate judgmental piazza karate
Date: August 22nd, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Pissed off Desi Shopkeeper (You keep calling me Babu. It's Singh, mother fucker.)
though i certainly intended to flirt with her, i had not seriously considered telling her that i fantasized about eating her out ( which i do) it just came up.
see she was talking to me about this loserfuck ( she actually did call him a loser) she is obsessed with for reasons she herself does not understand. he is some low level officer in the navy while she is off to the peace corps in february. she is obsessed with him but according to her he doesn't give a crap about her, just using her as a convenient booty call. she told me the guy was so vapid and beneath her and low class and emotionally cold and yada yada but that she couldn't stop thinking about him and obsessing over him etc.
she asks me what she should do and i just tell her not to get too emotional or romantic about him, since the peace corps will end all chance for a relationship and probably change the very things she finds attractive in a man.
Now at this point in time i am thinking my friend's attachment to this douche is physical. she is VERY sexual, the relationship she describes sounds like a fuck buddy relationship gone complicated, and in my head i am imagining a buff navy jock.
so i add....." if the fucking is good just use him as a living dildo ..." but the fucking ISN'T good" she exclaims . what to do you mean i ask " he doesn't care about me , even in bed he is a very selfish lover"
Now i am a virgin, but i am pretty aware of what this phrase means. not only that, but i am aware my friend loves to get eaten out, how do i know this? because she has a guide to eating out pussy on her fucking myspace. its literally the first thing you see, and its been there for at least a year.
"so he doesn''t go down on you " i tell her. she looks slightly shocked." well i know you like to get eaten out since you have a guide for it on your myspace"
she starts laughing, but after a bit she looks at me and she sya " i do love it" she says , and blushes. " he never doesit " she complains. well why would he, if he knows he can just fuck you ?
" yeah he doesn't even have to ask we just get alone and im on him,but it sucks every time!"
now this entire conversation i have had my left arm over her shoulders, this conversation has taken place in the form of conspiratorial whispers in each others ears. at this point in time i lean in. " you know that time we went dancing at passion and you had that black skirt on" " yeah" only then did i notice you have great legs ( she laughs) ever since then i have wanted to eat you out,( oh ho! she says) you don't have to do anything ( Noo she says and starts slowlly but firmly pushing me away with both hands) " you don't have to do anything just lie there and enjoy and of course tell me what yu want ( she keeps pushing me slowly away) " i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)
I look at her for twenty or so seconds and then say " allright" I scoot away so there is a good 30 inches of space separating us. the next couple of minutes are somewhat awkward. but Ten minutes later we are talking like NOTHING happened.
we then continued a series of raucus and interesting conversations, even returning to the navy guy, but also discussing the peace corps the imminent start for law school for me , the craziness of central african nations. we talked for another THREE AND A HALF hours after my very explicit comeon and there was no akwardness or sign of damage to our friendhsip.
we are hanging out again on saturday.
oh and the setting was a small bar/restaurant with these little nooks and such.
and for those who are going to tell me that i came on as desperate and that i am FRIENDZONEPWNED be aware i am already aware of this . i am resigned to my fate. she was never long term girlfriend material and icertainly have no romantic feelings towards her.
she is just a funny supercool latina CGWBT. if all i can be with her is friends ill gladly take the friendship.
why can't more girls be like this? THIS is how you turn down a pass, you don't have to go ahead and make the guy asahmed that he has a cock betweeen his legs. my friend was very firm, but she did not make me feel bad or guilty or anything. learn from this girls.
Date: August 22nd, 2007 4:36 PM Author: Excitant claret native trust fund
I'd like to make a similar offer to my hot, straight friend the next time we're flirting and joking around. Something along the lines of "A lot of women really don't like sucking cock, but gay men live for it. And we swallow, too."
If he says no, I'll just laugh and pretend I was kidding. If he says yes I get a delicious treat and possibly a new fuckbuddy.
Date: December 28th, 2007 2:22 AM Author: Self-absorbed nursing home
i had something similar said to me by a female friend of mine (who i had believed was a lesbian). my reaction was pretty much the same way. we didn't bring it up again.
Date: July 27th, 2008 7:24 PM Author: lemon aphrodisiac digit ratio philosopher-king
You're damn lucky that she's tolerant of your social errors.
By the way, the fact that a woman tells you about her sexual problems does not mean you have an opening to hit on her. It means she considers you an honorary female friend.
Date: October 10th, 2008 8:38 PM Author: Cracking office
"i won't even take off my clothes, ill put a cell phone in your hand so you can call the cops if i dosomething you don't want" ( at this point she says my name and says no firmly.)"
Date: October 11th, 2008 7:03 AM Author: glittery angry useless brakes becky
To the OP: I'm sorry you had to go through that. Your friend obviously doesn't deserve your selfless love. She is a dumb cunt. No worthy woman would deny such an offer, especially when you mentioned the cops.