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ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $10K betting on sportsbook.com

updated 9/22/07
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/08/07
updated 9/22/07
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
nice
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/12/07
*hopes your comment remains appropriate*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
comments?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/08/07
you forgot the k after 160
stimulating state
  09/08/07
what site do you use?
sable roast beef fanboi
  09/08/07
i use the phone
stimulating state
  09/08/07
sportsbook.com
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/08/07
I thought this was illegal now?
orange office deer antler
  09/12/07
idk
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
broke even on the NCAA *bets $80 on the Patriots -6.5* *...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
you didnt break even
thriller honey-headed messiness space
  09/09/07
uh, maybe because the chargers haven't finished playing yet?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
no, b/c you won the Texas game but lost the Michigan game. ...
thriller honey-headed messiness space
  09/09/07
Exactly. Where's the vig? This clown is laying way too m...
domesticated reading party haunted graveyard
  09/09/07
what is "the vig"?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
It's the house's take on your bet, regardless whether you wi...
domesticated reading party haunted graveyard
  09/09/07
oh, right... I haven't been breaking that down for my bets.....
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
numbers had been approximate thus far. will be exact from h...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
*Takes proceeds from earlier Patriots game and bets addition...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
I have almost $440 in my account.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dall...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
oh i also bet 110 (to win 100) on the Cowboys -6.5
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/09/07
So you bet $180 and you're only up $40? Could've been worse
Slate public bath elastic band
  09/10/07
"*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 i...
Crusty poppy garrison trust fund
  09/10/07
yeah that sucks, but at least I picked the Dallas victory co...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/10/07
*bets $75 to win 65.22 on Bengals at -2.5* *bets $75 to w...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/10/07
*clinches fist at Bengals victory* If 49'ers win, I'll be...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/10/07
nice work bro
Disgusting depressive
  09/10/07
*CLINCHES FIST AT 3 POINT SF VICTORY, SINGS "WE ARE THE...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
SF -3 is a push right now. I doubt that was the line you act...
costumed bespoke stock car shitlib
  09/11/07
fuck I did take -3. I forgot that a push means no profit. ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
Maybe you should have, you know, learned the basic mechanics...
supple gay base
  09/11/07
*shrug* I wouldn't have changed any of my bets anyway.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
I have $534.30 in my account, meaning I won $374.30 for the ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
I predict failure. I kind of wish I could bet on it.
supple gay base
  09/11/07
You can. Bet against hime every time.
Concupiscible trailer park hominid
  09/11/07
That would be kind of dumb. If he wins half the time, then ...
supple gay base
  09/11/07
*bets $100 on the Angels at -1.5 runs* *flips bird to hat...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
*wakes up after nap to find Angels up 5-1-- is pleased*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
*bets $34.30 to win $75.46 that Detroit Shock win at +220*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
LOL you're betting on the fucking WNBA now? i applaud...
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
Basketball is my favorite sport. I dont watch the WNBA, but...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
I'm not bothering to read through the next 200 posts or howe...
domesticated reading party haunted graveyard
  09/14/07
What exactly have I written that constitutes the label "...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
*continues to wish you good luck* *continues to think this ...
domesticated reading party haunted graveyard
  09/14/07
ok truce then
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
YOU FUCKING NON-TRADS. I WIN AGAIN. $696.72 total in my ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/11/07
impressive. in a couple days you should buy a $1000 hooker a...
Twisted autistic party of the first part box office
  09/12/07
I'm waiting for the 10K marker, but ty for the advice
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
You'll never make it.
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
That's what they told Tom Brady too
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
I'm really enjoying this thread and rooting for you dood.
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/12/07
ty friend
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM Author: american betting...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/12/07
*clinches fist at Pirates victory* account is up to $755....
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
"*clinches fist at Pirates victory* account is up t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Ph...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rock...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM Author: american betting...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/12/07
Top of the 7th Col - 10 Phil - 0 looking good right...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/12/07
12 runs. Another success for american bettingdood
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/12/07
troof. you gambling with him yet?
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
*beats chest*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Thanks american betting dude. By following your bets I hope...
Henna crackhouse
  09/12/07
hey buddy, thanks for the love. I'll be extra careful now t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
i may jump on shortly as well
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/12/07
I would like to turn $16 into $1k.
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/12/07
if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key. ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
I will turn $160K into $10 mil. This will be a retirement t...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
luls do i get commission?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Yeah, 2 and 20.
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
ty friend. what shall we drink to celebrate when we fill u...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Your call.
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
The blood of the (albeit very few) players and coaches of al...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
it would rule if this happened
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
I guess you could consider me a hedge fund manager now. *da...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*bets $50.00 to Win $41.67 on Boston Redsox (-1.5 runs)*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
I'm following this one, though only for $20. Let's have ...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/12/07
I'm going to wait until friday (or saturday in some cases) t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Tomorrow's games? WVU -17 @ MD TCU -8 @ Air Force
shivering filthpig forum
  09/12/07
I'm weary of huge lines, so I'm staying away from the WVU ga...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
I ruined your BoSox game 4 runs in the 1st inning for D-R...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/12/07
This happened yesterday too, in the second inning they were ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Fuck, BoSox won by one run! I needed 2.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
dude, listen to me. you should never bet on the sox. i have ...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
whats ur info?
talking bawdyhouse background story
  09/13/07
dude the yankees are so hot its terrified the fauxsox. they ...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
ps, wtf? STFU what info. what an asshole i know the sox. i p...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
*high five*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
ty
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
It appears you are a competent gambler. So, friend, how do ...
Marvelous Weed Whacker Ladyboy
  09/12/07
Register at sportsbook.com and make a deposit. Making the b...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Neither does he. He didn't know what the fucking vig was, o...
supple gay base
  09/13/07
I knew what the vig was conceptually, just didn't know the n...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
so, you are the same faggot who made up the story about the ...
stimulating state
  09/12/07
you have me mixed up with someone else, friend
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
That was me dooder and I won way more than 1 game. It was 6...
Sickened Coffee Pot Cruise Ship
  09/14/07
What do you think about these?
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/12/07
I'm probably going to bet on the first two lines. As f...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
UVA is 0-2 ATS this season; as a result, the spread is far l...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/13/07
I tried to sign up for sportsbook.com but the bastards decli...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
Were you trying to use a credit card?
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
Yeah. It's the only option offered.
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
Credit cards don't work anywhere any more. Lately I've only...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
Shit, really? Why do they even have the deposit page up then...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
CCs still work for non-Americans. You can set up a cash tra...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
Got it. Thanks dood. americanbettingdood, I will follow ...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
*revolutionary fist*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
I dont know what you're talking about. My deposit was made ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
WTF? Maybe I should take this as an omen.
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/12/07
Don't give up yet dood. You should call or do a live chat w...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Flame. You cant use a debit card or any US issued credit car...
stimulating state
  09/13/07
I actually did. I honestly have no idea what yall are talki...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Are you sure it wasn't an ACH transfer? I've deposited into...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/13/07
Sure bet:
swollen spot
  09/12/07
stfu?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*made $56.69 today*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
*Bets $125.00 to Win $113.64 on TCU (-8)*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
How do you determine bet size? Kelly?
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
Gut. *high five?*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
Good luck to us. I'm not really inclined to bet against hom...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/12/07
this is my inaugural. im getting in. $250 on this one, iv...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
As long as you continue to bet with me consistently and prop...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
this could be interesting.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/13/07
*Bets $6.25 to Win $5.43 on TCU (-8)*
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/13/07
*running high five* *hustles away to continue watching Re...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*drinks a whiskey* *goes to bed*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/12/07
West Va is favored by 16.5 over Maryland. West Va is extreme...
Geriatric jewess
  09/13/07
I like this bet.
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/13/07
Thanks for the tip, but I'm staying away. WV's backs are ju...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
As Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 51 "ALWAYS BET ON BL...
buff bearded locale
  09/13/07
So what are you guys thinking about USC at -10? Nebraska lo...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
OSU at -4 is solid. I would avoid USC with a double digi...
Carmine nowag giraffe
  09/13/07
should have waited, osu at -3 now
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
Note to my homies-- I'm really, really digging the NFL li...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
You seem a good man and I have great respect for yur system ...
azure jew
  09/13/07
*clenches your paw for a handshake of brotherhood*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
How do you feel about the free money sign being hung on the ...
azure jew
  09/13/07
Very excited about that line and will bet heavily, although ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Ruh-Roh
azure jew
  09/16/07
lofuckinl
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
I'm going to join this venture
jade vigorous pit philosopher-king
  09/13/07
welcome to the team dood *gives you an honorary "am...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Alright dood. I've deposited $20. I'm going to follow along ...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/13/07
did you use a card or transfer?
metal theater stage tattoo
  09/13/07
card
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/13/07
This is the best thing on xoxo in a long time. I may also ju...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/13/07
Sunday's going to be a big day.. jump in then. *chest bum...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*bets $53.41 on $56.08 on Reds -1.5 (+105)* (Confidence R...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Yeah, Harang throwing should make this a decent pick.
salmon fear-inspiring karate church
  09/13/07
so close...
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
Same shit happened with the Red Sox yesterday. fucking base...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
I will trust your NFL picks ABD, NCAAF is my forte. Take a ...
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
I am aboard my good man, once my pay check is in my hands to...
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
This has the potential to become one of xoxo's greatest thre...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/13/07
Agreed. No matter which way it goes, I figure it should be e...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/13/07
Long live American Bettingdood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
*Braveheart-esque cry for freedom*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*eagerly awaits abd's next pick*
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
BODOG is BLOCKED at work GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKER
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
I'm nervous to get on sportsbook.com at work, hopefully I do...
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
no its not try www.newbodog.com there is a dispute ove...
maize lodge
  09/15/07
correct... yet another reason to stay away from teh bodog
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Went in on Maryland (+16.5 at the time) TCU (-8) and OSU (-4...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/13/07
I'm taking abd's advice for all my NFL picks but I'm in on T...
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
whoah how'd you get such a nice TCU line - I just made the b...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/13/07
I bet on TCU yesterday before abd called it. (i think xoxo ...
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
prolly dood. I'm waiting for the outcome of this weekend be...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/13/07
*bets $75.00 to win $55.56 on Angels (-1.5)* If I don't w...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
I bet $3.75. I am a big roller. EDIT: Dammit, no I didn't...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/13/07
Didn't bet on Reds, put $15 on Angels.
Henna crackhouse
  09/13/07
*double high five*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
this might be my favorite current thread *PUMPS FIST TO C...
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
*runs, jumps and does the hip to hip thing football players ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
tecmo bowl style BEAUTIFUL
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/13/07
you betting on maryland/wvu tonight?
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/13/07
Nah, I just don't feel right about betting on that game eith...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Over/Under
shivering filthpig forum
  09/13/07
If I were going to go with one of those over the other, I'd ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Just deposited $200. what do you guys think of these games: ...
vibrant bossy generalized bond
  09/13/07
I like michigan and okla st, dont know about the others
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/13/07
i think the okla st line may be the best of the 4...the 4pt ...
vibrant bossy generalized bond
  09/13/07
PSA: TCU game can be watched (with sopcast) here- http://ww...
Curious sound barrier kitchen
  09/13/07
ty
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
What's your balance?
Marvelous Weed Whacker Ladyboy
  09/13/07
500, but if TCU gets the spread (which it is on pace to do) ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
fuck, i took this one at -8.5. i need another td
cracking goyim
  09/13/07
don't sweat it, you're good.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
touchdown
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
i will still be sweating this one out...I put down more than...
cracking goyim
  09/13/07
how much? anyway, don't worry. TCU defense is dominating...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
i just started watching...their defense looks really good. i...
cracking goyim
  09/13/07
son of a bitch. we need an unanswered TCU fg or td
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
what the fuck was that lousy excuse for a tackle on that wid...
cracking goyim
  09/13/07
lol @ that stupid onside kick. TCU should score here.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
fuckkkkk
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
i'm going to kill self if I lose three spreads in one day by...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*kills self*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
wow, this went from bad to completely gone in 10 minutes. i ...
cracking goyim
  09/13/07
dude, wtf... it was 17-3 like 3 minutes ago
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
why bet on baseball? its too variable
buff bearded locale
  09/13/07
got bored due to lack of football games. i think i've lear...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
Dear teh ABD fans, I apologize for this dark, dark day. ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*high five*
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/13/07
ty friend *drinks a whiskey, goes to bed*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/13/07
*high five* the FREE MONEY sign is still out in South Ben...
buff bearded locale
  09/13/07
we're all behind you dood. *high five*
Mint comical market legend
  09/13/07
Don't worry, dood. We're all still with you. I also lost ...
salmon fear-inspiring karate church
  09/13/07
do you think that would be a good bet in the future? assumi...
Mint comical market legend
  09/13/07
MD had 16th best rushing D going into the game, but Slaton s...
salmon fear-inspiring karate church
  09/13/07
We're in this for the long haul. If it makes you feel any b...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/14/07
I'm with you bro
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
*high fives* *deposits money to get in for the weekend* ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/14/07
Let's do this!!! *firmly and manly pats american bettingd...
salmon fear-inspiring karate church
  09/14/07
It's caled killing time until the weekend gambling and it ha...
azure jew
  09/14/07
Keep the faith, american bettingdood.
Carmine nowag giraffe
  09/14/07
*hammer*
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/14/07
NFL lines
shivering filthpig forum
  09/14/07
I got in on abd's picks when he hit a string of bad luck and...
Henna crackhouse
  09/14/07
*bets $110 to win $100 on Okie State at -10.5*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
I am following you on this d00der, but 10.5 is a little high...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/14/07
I admit I'm on a bit of a tilt, but I think we'll be ok on t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/14/07
Or, take the straight wager with the easy 20% increase. Eas...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
the experts are saying take the home dog @ +10
shivering filthpig forum
  09/14/07
Told you
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
should've listened man, thanks anyway. I shouldn't have ev...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Anybody else getting in on this? Edit: I meant the Ok St...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/14/07
I'm down. Although I'm more nervous about this bet than the...
Henna crackhouse
  09/14/07
I would recommend looking at Cincinnati at -7
shivering filthpig forum
  09/14/07
Yes! This line was my big secret I was going to unleash on ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
This looks like a bit of a trap, maybe it's just a gut feeli...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
Any reason (other than gut) you have to doubt the line?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
33-10 2:33 left in the 3rd. I think this was a pretty safe b...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
my apologies for ruining your secret.
shivering filthpig forum
  09/14/07
nah man, it's all good.... it wasn't really a matter of keep...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
Hey doods, I don't have ESPN2. Why is the game delayed? Li...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
http://85.92.128.155/~myp2p/forum/viewforum.php?id=1350 ...
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/14/07
no luck man... I have sopcast but I can't figure the shit ou...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
nevermind.. it was very very complicated (i had to run VLC s...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
5 minutes in
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
I am betting on a second half blow out. literally.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/14/07
i dunno OSU D is getitng shredded.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
21-3 Troy.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/14/07
this could be credited considering OSUs first team is lookin...
Mint comical market legend
  09/14/07
why did you edit and change author?
Mint comical market legend
  09/14/07
community account
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/14/07
20-10. hmmmm
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/14/07
I'm glad I didn't bet the spread. . .
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
man that was pretty fucking cool though.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
27-10
jet pocket flask
  09/14/07
Bengals -7 over Browns. Bet heavily.
buff bearded locale
  09/14/07
credited. the browns don't even have a reliable qb. They tra...
Titillating Idea He Suggested Orchestra Pit
  09/14/07
*grasps aching heart* I make no excuses. Not only am I g...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/14/07
One day, ABD, after you turn your 10K into 10 mil. and we ar...
talking bawdyhouse background story
  09/14/07
179
Curious sound barrier kitchen
  09/14/07
180 Long live ABD! *FIST IN THE AIR*
Dark Temple
  09/14/07
PS: Don't feel bad about losing on these TTT games. Everyo...
Dark Temple
  09/14/07
titcr
Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated crotch chapel
  09/14/07
bro, you should have taken my advice about OSU - but it's...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/14/07
"Do not bet on UNC" Pretty sure he already did....
Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated crotch chapel
  09/14/07
its finally okay to bet on unc again. betting against uva i...
thriller honey-headed messiness space
  09/14/07
Dude, what happened to "gradually"? I strongly ...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/15/07
LOL. This has been the most goddamn entertaining thing I've ...
salmon fear-inspiring karate church
  09/15/07
Cincinnati is looking good
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
*straps suicide bomb to self, blows thread up*
fluffy parlor community account
  09/14/07
*fearlessly puts out the flames* *certifies that it is sa...
irradiated ticket booth
  09/14/07
*sends u envelopes full of mysterious white substance*
dashing round eye
  09/14/07
*DECLARES WAR ON AFGHANISTAN*
dead casino
  09/14/07
*gets lung cancer after exposure to toxic thread dust*
irradiated ticket booth
  09/14/07
*does nothing except invade Iraq*
dead casino
  09/14/07
*does nothing except consume gas and enjoy tax cuts*
brass 180 preventive strike
  09/14/07
*scoffs*
Unholy avocado meetinghouse trump supporter
  09/15/07
*scoffs back, then eats some freedom fries*
brass 180 preventive strike
  09/15/07
*warns of the potential impact an obesity epidemic*
appetizing wagecucks travel guidebook
  09/15/07
*does nothing except try to pass a ban on gay marriage and p...
dead casino
  09/15/07
*DEVESTATES THE URM/NON-TRAD POSTER POPULATIONS*
Misunderstood aromatic library
  09/15/07
*ignores, hangs out at ranch*
dead casino
  09/15/07
*spits out freedom fries in disgust, votes for democrats*
brass 180 preventive strike
  09/15/07
*does nothing about Iraq, toxic thread dust, health care, or...
anal brindle liquid oxygen
  09/15/07
*apathetic to all the above events* *posts every 20 secon...
Self-absorbed den hissy fit
  09/15/07
I literally laughed till I cried Best exchange in xo hist...
Lemon tantric dysfunction
  09/15/07
titcr, this was amazing.
buff bearded locale
  09/15/07
titctitcr roffle
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*brushes self off after terrorist attack*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
wow, i can't believe i missed this. amazing.
swashbuckling wild school faggotry
  09/23/07
this is the TITCR to the max
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/16/07
Don't worry abd, I will always believe in you. I have my mo...
Henna crackhouse
  09/15/07
*wakes you up* are you ready to PWN???
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*wakens from drunken slumber* Today's the day I enter i...
Henna crackhouse
  09/15/07
Cincy I think is a lock. I don't know about UNC. 3 is pro...
godawful rigpig
  09/15/07
Looking at Bodog: Holy shit, take UConn and the 30 fuckin...
godawful rigpig
  09/15/07
Alright d00ds, its fucking gameday and I need to recover fro...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
*funnels all the beers, laffs* *eats a cheezburger*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*is shocked that you just funneled forty beers* *goes and...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
*vomits up some of teh cheezburger/beers, wipes off, continu...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
$300 on 5 games
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
I'm a little worried about your Auburn pick dood... hope ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Miss St. is garbage and Auburn wants to make a statement
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
Didnt realize they were playing Miss State. That is a good ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
told yall Auburn sucks... I just could never in good conscie...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Living on the edge with the BC pick as well. So, is USC ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
Lots of people have BC winning outright.
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
Still, it will be a close game. I think they will probably ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
Pitt and Cincinnati look like they are going to pay. The Aub...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
sorry man, I was rooting for you on that one
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*deposits $30 to play sportsbook poker while he watches foot...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
sportsbook poker is miserable...miserable
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
You are like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV: This thread started w...
boyish big-titted field private investor
  09/15/07
He's more like Rocky Balboa in "Rocky:" everyone i...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/15/07
*sniffle* please leave my thread dood :(
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Like I said, betting on UNC = mistake
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/15/07
apparently so. Also, Auburn blows ass.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
Just put $10 on Ohio St (-2.5, bought a half point) and $10 ...
Henna crackhouse
  09/15/07
Florida to win outright? What does that pay?
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
LETS GO TARHEELS!!!! *puts on dillipidated Michael Jordan...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
lol at UVA getting an interception as soon as I posted this
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Bet on USC. It's the safest bet I have seen all year
trip yellow sanctuary clown
  09/15/07
this is true
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/15/07
apparently someone didn't see the ND-GT line
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
12:30 games
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
shit, it doesn't appear that the cincy game is going to be o...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Can UNC pull it out for ABD? edit- :(
Saffron soul-stirring hospital juggernaut
  09/15/07
*would have bet $120 on Florida at -7* *would have bet $120...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
I won enough playing poker and blackjack to bet 50 on Florid...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*clinches ur fist!!!!*
Sapphire Nibblets Genital Piercing
  09/15/07
god may have decided to put my betting habit out of its mise...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
*faith fully restored* I made a fucking mint on that cin...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
*pours out a 40 ouncer for cincy's victims*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*bets 445.53 to win 387.42 on USC at -9.5* Hefty, I know....
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
The problem isn't Neb, it's USC. Nobody really knows how goo...
godawful rigpig
  09/15/07
I know. I don't recommend anyone following my lead on this ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
USC is WAYY overrated their ranking this season was based...
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
Trust me, no one hates USC more than I do. But I think the...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Oh, I agree that they are capable of covering, but I highly ...
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
USC is still a fucking machine. I hate them so bad, yet Pete...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/15/07
whats the line on UNLV-Hawaii? Hawaii is overrated and UNLV ...
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/15/07
17
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
that looks pretty good. Hawaii has been on the road forever ...
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/15/07
This seems like a very good bet. I'm rooting for everyone. ...
stirring insanely creepy stag film queen of the night
  09/15/07
luls I just lost all the extra cash I had from the Florida/O...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
why dont you make smaller bets?
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
Since my bankroll shrunk from its high point I've been on ma...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
i hate the bet, but good luck *high five*
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
The combined xoxo community will will a USC win.
Saffron soul-stirring hospital juggernaut
  09/15/07
I took Nebraska with points.
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/15/07
alright, ABD, i put $$ on USC. Don't let me down bro
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/15/07
*passes you a celebratory cigar*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
Thanks bro, I heart you - looking forward to your NFL take. ...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/15/07
I'm in heavy on this as well.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
*pours champagne over ur head*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
good bet, dood
Fiercely-loyal sinister lay
  09/15/07
What do you guys think of taking Stanford -6.5 (buy a half p...
Henna crackhouse
  09/15/07
*tosses u the football* time for a drunken game of catch
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
how you feeling abd? except for the opening drive sc hasn't...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/15/07
*raises the roof*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/15/07
*dap*
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/15/07
USC seems a bit more impressive now.
jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/15/07
heehehheheheheh. That line was a joke.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/15/07
See my post at 2:38 pm today. I told you to bet USC. It's al...
trip yellow sanctuary clown
  09/15/07
When do we get your NFL picks?
jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/07
...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
ABD'S NFL PICKS (EARLY GAMES):
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
I joined you for $5 each on Bengals, Saints, and Packers.
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/16/07
those bets look pretty good. joined you for 20 dollars on th...
pearly slimy heaven faggot firefighter
  09/16/07
I dunno about the Packers, man, I like Brett as much as the ...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)* Ouch
Unhinged really tough guy stage
  09/16/07
*leaves blackjack room with $115* *additionally bets $115...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
abd - you caked on that usc game...i wish i had the balls to...
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
*high fives around the house* Today was a great day! A c...
Henna crackhouse
  09/16/07
anyone have thoughts on these bets? Lions to win -3 Falc...
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
Did you not watch them play the Saints?
jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/07
i mean - Indy dismantled NO - and they made it to the NFC ch...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
I know what Indy did last week. Last year they could not sto...
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
My pics
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
everyone should get in on the saints now, they were -4 when ...
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
yea... i bet on the saints against indy, got burned, they're...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
WTF, Eli Manning is all of a sudden healthy this morning? ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Its okay dood, I think that Cincy, NO, and Indy are all goin...
Henna crackhouse
  09/16/07
anyone have a way to stream the games?
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
I'm just watching the Indy game on CBS and the others on ESP...
Henna crackhouse
  09/16/07
NO? I don't think so. Cincy could be close
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
actually, GB is looking pretty good, wouldn't you say? And ...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
TOUCHDOWN BUBBA FRANKS
buff bearded locale
  09/16/07
best thread in months
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/16/07
fuck looks like saints have their work cut out for them
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
*sigh*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Packers - yes Indy - maybe Cinci - doubtfull NO - NO
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
WTF is up with the browns.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/16/07
no need to worry all, throw money on the seahawks -2.5, this...
Charismatic flushed prole alpha
  09/16/07
I definitely would have, but all my money (the little of it ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
major pwnage, sorry bro
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
yep. I mean honestly... who the fuck expected the Browns to...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
the pwnage in this thread is amazing
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/16/07
I'm thinking about putting all my money (~400) on the patrio...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Dude, buy to make (-3). Trust me on this one. Then go fo...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
I'm going to play it at -3, but I'm not going to buy until I...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
If anything the line is going to go up -4, I think.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
I think "patience is key." Date: September 12th...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/16/07
I need to chill out, don't I? How much should I bet on t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
I agree with the guy above who said that betting more than 1...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/16/07
1/5 it is then.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Let me know what you decide to do. Despite being only 1 for ...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/16/07
I have all my $$$ tied up in Pats and Redskins. Granted, I ...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
Heh. I may go more than 1/5 on the Pats. :/
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
I mean, it's your hard-earned cash - but in the words of Adm...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
You're kidding yourself if you think this game wont be extre...
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/16/07
I did buy the FG margin, it's gonna be close, to be sure, bu...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
SD doesn't stand a chance of pulling off a 4th q. comeback a...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/16/07
*loses $29.55 playing blackjack* *updates the OP's*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Do you guys like the new format of the OP?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
*bets 202.50 to win 150.00 on Patriots, -3*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Alright, I'm in for $5 on this dood.
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/16/07
Sorry I didn't take your 1/5 advice. But you did talk me o...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
That's the right call, I think. . . what are your thoughts o...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
I should have taken my profitable Saturday and waited until ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/16/07
judging by the opening drive, I think our cash is safe.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
24 - 0 Pats
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
nice bet sir
galvanic lilac indirect expression
  09/16/07
that's awesome. I'm going to start doing this on sure thing...
Hideous carnelian idiot
  09/16/07
lol... from the (edited) OP:
galvanic lilac indirect expression
  09/16/07
*wishes he bet more on the pats*
Mint comical market legend
  09/16/07
me too
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
srsly.. and $200 LESS on the bengals. fuck
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/16/07
*bets $198.05 to win $107.05 on Redskins +10 (bought 3 point...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
Any baseball games I should throw $75 on tomorrow? Since I'...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/16/07
stick to football friend, I know it's tempting but baseball ...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/16/07
Monday, September 17 Yankee Stadium | 7:05 PM ET BAL ...
Judgmental disturbing plaza azn
  09/16/07
Yank's will be burnt out after their late game with the Boso...
galvanic lilac indirect expression
  09/17/07
So looking at next weeks games it looks like AF (+10) v BYU ...
Henna crackhouse
  09/17/07
I concur dood
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
*high fives around the house* My comeback has begun (al...
Henna crackhouse
  09/18/07
Penn State - 2.5 @ Michigan. Unless there is something I'...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/18/07
Nope...stay away
overrated violent theatre
  09/18/07
why?
shivering filthpig forum
  09/18/07
Despite Michigan's horrible first two games, they have to be...
overrated violent theatre
  09/18/07
I am a genius
overrated violent theatre
  09/24/07
Also...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/18/07
Don't know about the others. I'm staying away from utah tho...
Henna crackhouse
  09/18/07
A few More....
shivering filthpig forum
  09/18/07
*clenches fist at Redskins victory/my comeback*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/17/07
*high five*
buff bearded locale
  09/18/07
You mean redskins victory? U should hire me as a permanen...
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/18/07
haha, my bad. thanks for pointing out the gaffe apparent...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
*chest bump*
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/18/07
this kind of late, but I bet $32.60 to win $53.79 on the Roc...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
yay!
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
*bets 11.39 to win 13.10 on Braves/Marlins under 10.5* *bet...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
I think every post you make from now on should include your ...
Mewling laughsome boiling water
  09/18/07
current balance (including money in open bets) is 711.39. ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/18/07
baseball was good to me today
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/19/07
Thoughts on TAMU vs. UMiami?
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/19/07
*slaps american betting dood playfully on ass* and tells to ...
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/19/07
*bets 110.94 to win 100.85 on Texas A&M/Miami over 46.5*...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
What the fuck are you doing? There is free money on that gam...
godawful rigpig
  09/20/07
You really think that Miami is gonna blow it out?
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/20/07
I said to bet on TAMU +3 in my previous post. The value i...
godawful rigpig
  09/20/07
"Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation" link?
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
The game's about to start, so I'm not going to rifle through...
godawful rigpig
  09/20/07
They have the number 26 defense in the country in terms of t...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
I'm glad I bet on Miami - but I also took ABD's stupid over ...
Disgusting depressive
  09/20/07
"ABD's stupid over line" Final score: 34-17 ...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/20/07
titcr - though he got very very lucky on a last minute up fo...
Disgusting depressive
  09/20/07
these teams will put up 50+
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/20/07
The score could easily be 23-20. In fact, it could easily be...
godawful rigpig
  09/20/07
oops
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/20/07
you got it bro. . .
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/20/07
wow that was something
garnet glittery address
  09/20/07
Wow, last gasp. Miami players shaving points?
useless copper sex offender
  09/20/07
haha, i was holdin my breath there for a minute
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/20/07
$911.48 in the account fellas. *buys you all a round*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
Haha that super lame last hail mary saved your ass.
godawful rigpig
  09/20/07
nice call on TAMU
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
It really all was Kyle Wright succeeding at the passing game...
godawful rigpig
  09/21/07
*bets $160.00 to win $100.00 on Oklahoma (-21)* (yes, I k...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/20/07
Take all of your money and put it on Georgia Tech -3 vs. UVA...
fragrant regret
  09/20/07
I was looking at that too. Too bad these goddamn lines are n...
godawful rigpig
  09/21/07
Agreed
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/21/07
Nice one. With this win, I am nearly at even from my origina...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/22/07
*extends fist looking for rock from ABD* Nothing beats th...
drab drunken theater gay wizard
  09/21/07
What do you guys think of AF +13.5 v. BYU? Seems like a loc...
fighting odious friendly grandma
  09/21/07
DO NOT USE SPORTSBOOK.COM!!!!! http://www.sportsbookrevie...
deep house-broken corner mood
  09/22/07
ty dood. once I cash out with them I'll find somewhere else...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
pressed for time but here are my bets doods: bet 200.00...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/22/07
penn state might lose
Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University
  09/22/07
you could well be right, but i'm nervous about psu. i did fo...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/22/07
I did too, but I gotta say, it's not looking too good.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/22/07
Looks like ABD is going to have a shit day. Is there a way ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/22/07
I should stop betting with abd. I jinx him.
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/22/07
Its your half ass commitment to the enterprise, demonstrated...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/22/07
I'm poor. I only deposited $20. $5 is the minimum bet they w...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/22/07
How is $5 even worth the time to make the bet?
Navy halford site
  09/22/07
Bet something with long odds?
Heady Maroon Piazza Fat Ankles
  09/22/07
I'm just having fun playing along with the thread. I don't k...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/22/07
It doesn't work like that. Your minimum bet shouldn't be mor...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/23/07
I actually like Mich in that game.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/22/07
I actually like Mich in that game.
arousing learning disabled center feces
  09/22/07
So far, I am 2 for three. GT let me down b/c Chan is worst ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/22/07
When do we get the NFL picks?
jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness
  09/23/07
with $701.69 in account... bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Co...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
Sorry, this is a dumb question, but how do you bet on Pats s...
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/23/07
Sportsbook > Football > NFL Sunday Game Props
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
ty
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/23/07
Bet $141.79 to Win $128.90 on Rams +3.5
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
That 49ers bet seems suspect.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
I didn't read until after I placed the bet that one of SF's ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
Alright abd. If you could make one bet (which is exactly wha...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/23/07
colts. texans don't have andre johnson this week.
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
*bets $9.63 to win $8.37* That's my whole stack. So far I...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/23/07
*pumps fist*
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
abd, would you consider starting a part 2 thread?
Aquamarine doctorate
  09/23/07
maybe dood. I'll look into it after today's bets
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
That should be what happens. This is getting unwieldy.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
As unwieldy as this thread is (and I have slow internet, so ...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/23/07
Maybe title it "I reload my Sportsbook.com account with...
Navy halford site
  09/23/07
Sorry american bettingdood, that loss wiped me out. It was ...
Violet slippery mad cow disease
  09/23/07
Oh and by the way, I cleaned up yesterday with the following...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
Retrospective posts are no good. Post that shit beforehand.
deep house-broken corner mood
  09/23/07
This is probably credited. I will remember this in the futu...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
FWIW, I bet the Colts - 7 and Pittsburgh + 10. I hated to b...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
ALL OPEN BETS: 1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5 ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
early NFL games have been fucking. brutal. I have 205.65 ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
You've gone on tilt.
Navy halford site
  09/23/07
That was a drastic but hopefully safe move. I would hate to ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
Hell of a time for Joey Football to start winging it.
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
You're finished, dood.
Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon
  09/23/07
ABD is broke. Will he refund with another 100? I hope ...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
LOL OWNED
jade vigorous pit philosopher-king
  09/23/07
credited. though he did have some bad beats.
Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon
  09/23/07
Putting everything at the end on that parlay was pretty dumb
jade vigorous pit philosopher-king
  09/23/07
Especially on the Skins.
Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon
  09/23/07
the day the muuuusic ...died
buff bearded locale
  09/23/07
Now Now, I am not giving up hope yet.......
silver spectacular ratface
  09/23/07
Dear ABD fans, First of all, thank you for your friendshi...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
Learn to play poker -- it is the only way that you can actua...
Navy halford site
  09/23/07
tried that. guess gambling is just not for me
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
You actually need to get good at it -- there are enough idio...
Navy halford site
  09/23/07
I hope some BIGLAW dudes get together and donate 10K to your...
talking bawdyhouse background story
  09/23/07
You had a good overall record. What did you end up with, ar...
coral vivacious laser beams
  09/23/07
thank you very much for this comment
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/23/07
WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AMERICAN BETTING DOOD!!! BEST T...
Henna crackhouse
  09/23/07
Who is going to take his place? I need my XOXO betting fi...
shivering filthpig forum
  09/24/07
I'm already on it d00der. I don't bet on baseball. But I w...
silver spectacular ratface
  09/24/07
will you put it here? or start your own?
shivering filthpig forum
  09/24/07
I'm not gonna name names...but somebody is in first place in...
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/24/07
link?
shivering filthpig forum
  09/24/07
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/25893
Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault
  09/24/07
I only ask that any future threads be somehow named after me...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/24/07
I refuse to let this thread die. Long live ABD!! So yo...
stirring insanely creepy stag film queen of the night
  09/25/07
Coming next month: The POKER thread! I'm going to try my h...
Henna crackhouse
  09/24/07
*bows head and raises single solitary fist*
electric ceo pisswyrm
  09/24/07
ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $0 betting on sportsbook.com
deep house-broken corner mood
  10/28/07
Like the south, americanbettingdood shall rise again
electric ceo pisswyrm
  11/13/07
come here americanbettingdood. get yourself another $160 its...
Aquamarine doctorate
  11/13/07
herro?
Aquamarine doctorate
  12/03/07
First!
big principal's office
  12/03/07
I've heard your calls. I have returned.
fishy bateful resort jap
  01/11/08
OMGZ!!!!!! The football season is almost over though. :(
Henna crackhouse
  01/11/08
basketball is actually my forte though
fishy bateful resort jap
  01/11/08
Brother! *RAISES SINGLE SOLITARY FIST THEN EMBRACES BETTI...
electric ceo pisswyrm
  01/11/08
Fellows, please be advised I will make my triumphant return ...
fishy bateful resort jap
  09/21/08
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Translucent tank
  09/21/08
*dusts off old moniker while giving a triple fist pump*
Henna crackhouse
  09/22/08
*throws fist into air*
cordovan marketing idea hall
  09/22/08


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Date: September 8th, 2007 12:25 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap
Subject: updated 9/22/07

CURRENT TOTAL: $701.69 (includes $ invested in open bets)

*******************************************************************************************

~~AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD'Z HALL OF FAME~~

1. american bettingdood

2. [empty]

*******************************************************************************************

ALL OPEN BETS:

1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5

2. bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5

3. bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10

4. bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points

5. bet 141.79 to Win 128.90 on Rams +3.5

*******************************************************************************************

OVERALL BETTING RECORD: 23-13-1

FOOTBALL: 15-9-1

NFL FB: 8-3-1

NCAA FB: 7-5

BASEBALL: 7-3

WNBA RECORD: 1-0

RECORD OF TEAMS BETTED ON, NOTWITHSTANDING SPREAD: 24-9

*******************************************************************************************

HISTORY OF WON BETS:

1. Texas, -9, $85.00 to win $77.27. 9/08

2. Patriots, -6.5, $80.00 to win $76.19. 9/09

3. Chargers, -6.5, $80.00 to win $72.73. 9/09

3. Chargers, -7, $75.00 to win $62.50. 9/09 (later bet)

4. Seahawks, -6, $31.19 to win $25.99. 9/09

4. Seahawks, -6, $50.00 to win $41.67. 9/09 (later bet)

5. Cowboys, -6.5, $110.00 to win $100.00. 9/09

6. Bengals, -2.5, $75.00 to win $65.22. 9/10

7. Angels, -1.5, $100.00 to win $86.96. 9/11

8. Detroit Shock, +220, $34.30 to win $75.46. 9/11

9. Pirates, -128, $75.00 to win $58.59. 9/12

10. Rockies/Phillies over 11, $55.31 to win 48.10. 9/12

11. Cincinati (NCAA), -7, $200.00 to win 190.48. 9/14

12. Gators, -7, $50.00 to win $43.48. 9/15

13. Ohio St., -3, $60.00 to win $54.55. 9/15

14. USC, -9.5, $ 445.53 to win $387.42. 9/15

15. Packers, +2.5, $110.00 to win $100.00. 9/16

15. Packers, +2.5, $115.00 to win $104.55. 9/16 (later bet)

16. Patriots, -3, $202.05 to win $150.00. 9/16

17. Redskins, +10, $198.05 to win 107.05. 9/17

18. Rockies, -1.5, $32.60 to win $53.79. 9/18

19. Braves/Marlins under 10.5, $11.39 to win $13.10. 9/18

20. Reds, +128, $10.00 to win $12.60. 9/18

21. Pirates/Padres over 7.5, $50.00 to win $55.00. 9/18

22. Texas AM/Miami over 46.5, $110.94 to win $100.85. 9/20

23. Oklahoma, -21, $160.00 to win $100.00. 9/21

...........................................................

HISTORY OF NO ACTION/PUSH BETS:

1. 49ers, -3, $75.00 returned. 9/10

...........................................................

HISTORY OF LOST BETS:

1. Michigan -7, $80.00 lost. 9/08

2. Giants/Cowboys under 44.5, $70.00 lost. 9/09

3. Red Sox, -1.5, $50.00 lost. 9/12 *

4. Reds, -1.5, $53.41 lost. 9/13 *

5. TCU, -8, $125.00 lost. 9/13

6. Angels, -1.5, 75.00 lost. 9/13

7. Oklahoma St., -10.5, $110.00 lost. 9/14

8. UNC, -3, $139.48 lost. 9/15

9. Bengals, -7, $362.98 lost. 9/16

10. Saints, -3, $170.00 lost. 9/16

11. Colts, -7, $150.00 lost. 9/16 *

12. Penn St., -3, $200.00 lost. 9/22

13. UNC, +10, $110.00 lost. 9/22

*-denotes winner who did not cover the spread.

*******************************************************************************************

TOTAL # OF TERRORIST ATTACKS IN THIS THREAD: 1

(See: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642228 )

******************************************************************************************

NOTICE: AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD NOW ACCEPTING DONATIONS!!!

If you want to donate to my sportsbook account, you now can!

HOW TO SEND AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD $$$:

1. Find a vendor of Visa gift cards, which look and work like debit cards. Many of your local retailers (e.g. some CVS stores) will have them on racks in their stores next to regular gift cards. Or you can hit up a website (e.g. http://www.giftcards.com/) for one. For those of you super concerned about anonymity, I would suggest the former option, since I'm pretty sure you can just pay the clerk cash to load the card.

2. Load your desired amount. $25 is the usual minimum, and $500 the usual max.

3. Email me the gift card number, card verification number, and amount at americanbettingdood@gmail.com.

MY PLEDGE TO DONORS:

I won't withdraw a dime from Sportsbook until I reach the original $10K goal.

BENEFITS OF DONATING:

All donors become permanent honorary members of the american bettingdood Hall of Fame, meaning they get their XOXO usernames recognized at the top of this legedary thread. As a HOF member, everyone here will know ur a cool dood.

For more information about donating to ABD, shoot me an email at americanbettingdood@gmail.com.

PRIVACY POLICY:

There is none! I should never know who you are.

*******************************************************************************************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614535)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap
Subject: updated 9/22/07

Highest Total: $1011.69 on 09/20.

Lowest Total (after all open bets decided): $162.27 on 9/08.

______________________

9/07 Deposit: $150.00

Added first-deposit bonus: $15.00

Total initial amount for betting: $165.00

9/15 deposit*: $30

Total money deposited into account: $180.00

*I used this to dick off and play blackjack while I was waiting on the outcome of open bets which I had all my money frozen into. Not something I regularly do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630292)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:55 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630310)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*hopes your comment remains appropriate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630316)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

comments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614572)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:44 PM
Author: stimulating state

you forgot the k after 160

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614574)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: sable roast beef fanboi

what site do you use?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614579)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: stimulating state

i use the phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614582)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:52 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

sportsbook.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614589)





Date: September 12th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: orange office deer antler

I thought this was illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632033)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632450)





Date: September 9th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

broke even on the NCAA

*bets $80 on the Patriots -6.5*

*bets $80 on the Chargers -6.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8617766)





Date: September 9th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: thriller honey-headed messiness space

you didnt break even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619322)





Date: September 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

uh, maybe because the chargers haven't finished playing yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619541)





Date: September 9th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: thriller honey-headed messiness space

no, b/c you won the Texas game but lost the Michigan game. if you win 1 and lose 1 gambling, you lose. this is how the house wins you goddman fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619563)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: domesticated reading party haunted graveyard

Exactly. Where's the vig?

This clown is laying way too many points. Good luck, my friend, you're going to need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620305)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

what is "the vig"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620332)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: domesticated reading party haunted graveyard

It's the house's take on your bet, regardless whether you win or lose.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigorish

Can't lay a bet w/o it, and it's a killer over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620351)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

oh, right... I haven't been breaking that down for my bets... but it's not that much... I'll start breaking it down for yall tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620365)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

numbers had been approximate thus far. will be exact from here on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620311)





Date: September 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*Takes proceeds from earlier Patriots game and bets additional $75 on Chargers (-7) and $80 on Seahawks (-6)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619275)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:51 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I have almost $440 in my account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620322)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:58 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dallas/NYG game*

(Bet $70.00 to Win $63.64)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620354)





Date: September 9th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

oh i also bet 110 (to win 100) on the Cowboys -6.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620591)





Date: September 10th, 2007 9:54 AM
Author: Slate public bath elastic band
Subject: So you bet $180 and you're only up $40? Could've been worse

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8622894)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Crusty poppy garrison trust fund

"*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dallas/NYG game*"

Dallas only scored 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8622929)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

yeah that sucks, but at least I picked the Dallas victory correctly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625543)





Date: September 10th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $75 to win 65.22 on Bengals at -2.5*

*bets $75 to win 62.50 on 49'ers at -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625367)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*clinches fist at Bengals victory*

If 49'ers win, I'll be up to approx. 600 total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625530)





Date: September 10th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: Disgusting depressive

nice work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625692)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*CLINCHES FIST AT 3 POINT SF VICTORY, SINGS "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626494)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: costumed bespoke stock car shitlib

SF -3 is a push right now. I doubt that was the line you actually took and assume you are celebrating b/c it was SF -2.5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626504)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

fuck I did take -3. I forgot that a push means no profit.

*grudgingly sings "Push It" by Salt n' Peppa*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626514)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: supple gay base

Maybe you should have, you know, learned the basic mechanics of sports gambling before you undertook this little endeavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626525)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*shrug* I wouldn't have changed any of my bets anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626530)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I have $534.30 in my account, meaning I won $374.30 for the weekend.

So what do you guys think about my progress thus far?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626532)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: supple gay base

I predict failure. I kind of wish I could bet on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626545)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible trailer park hominid

You can. Bet against hime every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626558)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: supple gay base

That would be kind of dumb. If he wins half the time, then we'll both lose money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626575)





Date: September 11th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $100 on the Angels at -1.5 runs*

*flips bird to haters*

*takes a nap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8628420)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*wakes up after nap to find Angels up 5-1-- is pleased*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8629010)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:23 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $34.30 to win $75.46 that Detroit Shock win at +220*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8629050)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

LOL

you're betting on the fucking WNBA now?

i applaud you sir and wish you well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635800)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:39 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Basketball is my favorite sport. I dont watch the WNBA, but know enough about basketball to successfully bet on it from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635866)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: domesticated reading party haunted graveyard

I'm not bothering to read through the next 200 posts or however many are below. I assume that someone called b/s on you a long time ago. But you should never have gotten past this post without being called out.

You "know enough about basketball to successfully bet on it from time to time." Yet you don't know to include the vig in your experiment. Hell, you don't even know what the word means. And you bet successfully from time to time but you don't know how a push works? I'm sorry I wasted my time reading your thread the other day. I'm even more sorry I started to read it again. Shame on me.

Also, dude, if you're going to make it look realistic, you can't give points and continue to win. I know a lot of NFL teams covered this past weekend, but it looks ridiculous when you lay points every game - football, baseball, WNBA, whatever.

I'm going to bed. Good luck, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638181)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

What exactly have I written that constitutes the label "b/s"? Have I lied about anything? No.

So, maybe I didn't know the word for the cut the sites take from your winnings. That doesn't mean I didn't know what the vig is conceptually. I didn't know your stupid little word. I apologize.

BTW, I knew what a push was, I just had a momentary lapse. As I said in later posts which you probably didn't read, I've never had a push before. I had researched what happens to bets who get the exact spread once and learned what it was, but forgot about it. K? Jesus christ dood.

Just because I'm not an expert on gambling lingo and forgot for a moment about pushes doesn't mean I can't turn 165 into 10K. All I need is sports knowledge to pick winners and a little luck.

*flips you off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639166)





Date: September 14th, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: domesticated reading party haunted graveyard

*continues to wish you good luck*

*continues to think this is somehow b/s*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640054)





Date: September 14th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ok truce then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640244)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

YOU FUCKING NON-TRADS. I WIN AGAIN.

$696.72 total in my account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630001)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630082)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: Twisted autistic party of the first part box office

impressive. in a couple days you should buy a $1000 hooker and photograph her holding an sign saying "american bettingdood, HTFH."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630102)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:53 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm waiting for the 10K marker, but ty for the advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630304)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

You'll never make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630357)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

That's what they told Tom Brady too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630376)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I'm really enjoying this thread and rooting for you dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630652)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630933)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630929)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM

Author: american bettingdood

*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630929)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631533)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

*clinches fist at Pirates victory*

account is up to $755.31

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631970)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

"*clinches fist at Pirates victory*

account is up to $755.31"

--woops, that was me using the community account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631976)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631974)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*"

woops-- that was me using the community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631979)





Date: September 12th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM

Author: american bettingdood

"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*"

woops-- that was me using the community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632078)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

Top of the 7th

Col - 10

Phil - 0

looking good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633154)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

12 runs. Another success for american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633421)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

troof. you gambling with him yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634699)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:08 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*beats chest*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635194)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Thanks american betting dude. By following your bets I hope to make lots of monies too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632481)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

hey buddy, thanks for the love. I'll be extra careful now that I know I'm betting for two. Your sportsbook portfolio is safe w/ me.

*pumps fist*

~american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632514)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

i may jump on shortly as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632530)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I would like to turn $16 into $1k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632556)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:00 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key.

*pats you on the back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632610)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

I will turn $160K into $10 mil. This will be a retirement thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633402)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

luls do i get commission?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633621)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Yeah, 2 and 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633686)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ty friend. what shall we drink to celebrate when we fill up your retirement account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633700)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Your call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633829)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:41 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

The blood of the (albeit very few) players and coaches of all teams who let us down along the way?

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635162)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:21 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

it would rule if this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634707)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:06 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I guess you could consider me a hedge fund manager now. *dap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635191)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $50.00 to Win $41.67 on Boston Redsox (-1.5 runs)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632600)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

I'm following this one, though only for $20.

Let's have some college picks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632623)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm going to wait until friday (or saturday in some cases) to post my college picks, so be on the look out.

PS: I don't know if you read this in the other thread, but baseball's not my forte. I'm just kind of trying my luck at it this week. I'm researching the hell out of my picks, but I dont even watch baseball, so take the picks with a grain of salt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632645)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Tomorrow's games?

WVU -17 @ MD

TCU -8 @ Air Force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632654)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm weary of huge lines, so I'm staying away from the WVU game.

I really like the TCU game. I'll probably drop $100 on TCU at -8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632671)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

I ruined your BoSox game

4 runs in the 1st inning for D-Rays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632678)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

This happened yesterday too, in the second inning they were up 4-0. BoSox ended up winning by six runs.

Not that I'm confident that will happen again.. just sayin. Dont give up on em quite yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632687)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Fuck, BoSox won by one run! I needed 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633542)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

dude, listen to me. you should never bet on the sox. i have insider info, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634640)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: talking bawdyhouse background story

whats ur info?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634646)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:22 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

dude the yankees are so hot its terrified the fauxsox. they cant win agaisnt good teams. they almost got swept by the DEVIL RAYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634717)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

ps, wtf? STFU what info. what an asshole i know the sox. i played with half of them. theyre vaginas. what else do you need to know, broseph?

*hammer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634722)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635164)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635817)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Weed Whacker Ladyboy

It appears you are a competent gambler. So, friend, how do I follow your movements? I have no idea how to bet on sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632686)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:32 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Register at sportsbook.com and make a deposit. Making the bets is easy. When you're ready to cash out, they will send you a check via courier. It takes about 2-3 weeks to receive from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632710)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: supple gay base

Neither does he. He didn't know what the fucking vig was, or that you don't win if you lay seven points and the team wins by seven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635921)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:26 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I knew what the vig was conceptually, just didn't know the name for it. I also knew about the push rule, I just had a momentary lapse. It's been awhile since I bet on sports and when I did I never had a push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636346)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:29 PM
Author: stimulating state

so, you are the same faggot who made up the story about the bookie and the UF/OSU national title game right? are you using your imaginary shoe box full of money to fund this fabrication?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632702)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

you have me mixed up with someone else, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632729)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: Sickened Coffee Pot Cruise Ship

That was me dooder and I won way more than 1 game. It was 6 games in a row I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641145)





Date: September 12th, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces
Subject: What do you think about these?

Mich (-7.5) over ND

Washington Redskins (+7) over Philly

UVA (-3) over UNC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632911)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm probably going to bet on the first two lines.

As for the third, I dont know enough about UVA or UNC to bet. Feel free to enlighten me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633504)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:28 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

UVA is 0-2 ATS this season; as a result, the spread is far less than what it ought to be. UNC is almost as bad as a Duke.

The preponderance of evidence favors UVA to win this one, though I wouldn't bet much on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635994)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

I tried to sign up for sportsbook.com but the bastards declined my deposit. WTF????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633410)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Were you trying to use a credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633440)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

Yeah. It's the only option offered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633446)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Credit cards don't work anywhere any more. Lately I've only used wire transfers, Western Union, and personal checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633455)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

Shit, really? Why do they even have the deposit page up then, when credit card payment is the only option they offer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633476)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

CCs still work for non-Americans. You can set up a cash transfer instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633484)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

Got it. Thanks dood.

americanbettingdood, I will follow your lead!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633496)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*revolutionary fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633600)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I dont know what you're talking about. My deposit was made with a debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633529)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

WTF? Maybe I should take this as an omen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633564)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Don't give up yet dood. You should call or do a live chat with Sportsbook.com support. They're very helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633595)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: stimulating state

Flame. You cant use a debit card or any US issued credit card at sportsbook or any other gambling site. Your lies arent fooling anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635539)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I actually did. I honestly have no idea what yall are talking about. I had no problems whatsoever. And I also had no problems loading $ from my debit when I played Bodog poker this summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635554)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Are you sure it wasn't an ACH transfer? I've deposited into Bodog using ACH in the past without problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636782)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: swollen spot
Subject: Sure bet:

Orioles lose 90% of their remaining games by 10 runs or more and break modern MLB record, previously set by them, of most runs allowed in one nine inning game when they give up 33 runs to the Royals on the 24th.

Its a sure thing, d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633560)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

stfu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635165)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*made $56.69 today*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633637)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*Bets $125.00 to Win $113.64 on TCU (-8)*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633664)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

How do you determine bet size? Kelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633690)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Gut.

*high five?*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633694)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Good luck to us. I'm not really inclined to bet against home dogs, but at least it will make the game interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633742)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

this is my inaugural. im getting in.

$250 on this one, ive set aside $1600 total for this venture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634730)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:59 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

As long as you continue to bet with me consistently and proportionately you should be fine. I don't promise a perfect string of bets, but in the end I'll come out ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635183)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

this could be interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636006)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

*Bets $6.25 to Win $5.43 on TCU (-8)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635797)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*running high five*

*hustles away to continue watching Reds game on sopcast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635882)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*drinks a whiskey*

*goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633721)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Geriatric jewess

West Va is favored by 16.5 over Maryland. West Va is extremely overrated. Make some easy $$ on Maryland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634173)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

I like this bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634185)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:43 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Thanks for the tip, but I'm staying away. WV's backs are just too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635166)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: buff bearded locale

As Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 51 "ALWAYS BET ON BLACK"

In this case "BLACK" is the JUGGERNAUT

Put it on Rutgers and let it ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634701)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:46 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

So what are you guys thinking about USC at -10? Nebraska looked like absolute shit against Wake Forest and their starting QB is a transfer from ASU who threw 5 picks in his last outting against the Trojans. I'm thinking of betting heavy on this one, depending on my success earlier in the week (with TCU and whoever I bet on Friday).

Also, what about OSU at -4? Washington beating Boise St. isn't all that big of a feat if you ask me. And OSU uncharacteristically turned the ball over 5 times last week, which coaches usually correct the following week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635168)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Carmine nowag giraffe

OSU at -4 is solid.

I would avoid USC with a double digit spread. I think that game has trap written all over it. Nebraska has had this game circled for a calendar year and sees it as their chance to return to the bigtime. Clear talent disparity, obviously, but it's a road game and NE will be much more fired up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635826)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

should have waited, osu at -3 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643918)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:00 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Note to my homies--

I'm really, really digging the NFL lines this week. We're going to make a lot of money on Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635185)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:19 AM
Author: azure jew

You seem a good man and I have great respect for yur system and your disciplined approach. I just wanted to tell you that you "clench" your fist in triumph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635289)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*clenches your paw for a handshake of brotherhood*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635475)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: azure jew

How do you feel about the free money sign being hung on the Saints-Bucs game? the line already moved, but it's still only (-4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635528)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Very excited about that line and will bet heavily, although I do have a glimmer of doubt about the Saints' shoddy receiving corps stagnating the offense against a decent Tampa D (although brooks is yet another year older).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635535)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: azure jew

Ruh-Roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648869)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

lofuckinl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635816)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: jade vigorous pit philosopher-king

I'm going to join this venture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635304)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:23 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

welcome to the team dood

*gives you an honorary "american bettingdood" bumper sticker*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635502)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Alright dood. I've deposited $20. I'm going to follow along with this. Should be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635767)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: metal theater stage tattoo

did you use a card or transfer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635938)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635948)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

This is the best thing on xoxo in a long time. I may also jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635327)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Sunday's going to be a big day.. jump in then.

*chest bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635520)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $53.41 on $56.08 on Reds -1.5 (+105)*

(Confidence Rating: 6.2/10)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635617)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring karate church

Yeah, Harang throwing should make this a decent pick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635695)





Date: September 13th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

so close...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636169)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Same shit happened with the Red Sox yesterday. fucking baseball... I shouldn't bet on it. not my area of expertise at all. Why can't they just play football every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636323)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:52 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I will trust your NFL picks ABD, NCAAF is my forte. Take a look at BYU (-6.5, last time I checked) v Tulsa. BYU dismantled UCLA's defense. They nearly doubled them in offensive yards even though they lost by 10. Tulsa doesn't look so strong. I'm thinking of betting big on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635725)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

I am aboard my good man, once my pay check is in my hands tomorrow I shall deposit. However I will be using Bodog

Please promise me the fortunes that I once enjoyed years ago riding Kyle Orton and the Purdue Boilermakers for a few months

TYIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635820)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

This has the potential to become one of xoxo's greatest threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635821)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Agreed. No matter which way it goes, I figure it should be excellent. Certainly worth my $20 to play along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635827)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Long live American Bettingdood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635841)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:52 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*Braveheart-esque cry for freedom*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635893)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

*eagerly awaits abd's next pick*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635915)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

BODOG is BLOCKED at work

GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635939)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:11 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I'm nervous to get on sportsbook.com at work, hopefully I don't miss out on any picks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635946)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: maize lodge

no its not

try www.newbodog.com

there is a dispute over the domain name, calvin in some shiznit or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643457)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:23 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

correct... yet another reason to stay away from teh bodog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643593)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Went in on Maryland (+16.5 at the time) TCU (-8) and OSU (-4). Washington Redskins (+7) for monday night. Save the rest for the NFL...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636033)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I'm taking abd's advice for all my NFL picks but I'm in on TCU (-6.5), UCLA (-14), BYU (-6.5), and Louisville (-3.5) for NCAAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636057)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

whoah how'd you get such a nice TCU line - I just made the bet and got -8 (not that i think it's gonna matter, but it could)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636065)





Date: September 13th, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I bet on TCU yesterday before abd called it. (i think xoxo is influencing the lines, lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636093)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

prolly dood. I'm waiting for the outcome of this weekend before i make judgement on abd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636244)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $75.00 to win $55.56 on Angels (-1.5)*

If I don't win this, I'm done with baseball until I eclipse my high mark.

Note: I made this bet when the Reds were up 4 runs earlier. If I had known they were gonna lose, I wouldn't have betted on baseball again. Oh well. Go Angels-- they didn't let me down last time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636336)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I bet $3.75. I am a big roller.

EDIT: Dammit, no I didn't. Minimum bet is $5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636359)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Didn't bet on Reds, put $15 on Angels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636390)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:42 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*double high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636401)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

this might be my favorite current thread

*PUMPS FIST TO CHEST IN ADMIRATION FOR AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636373)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:41 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*runs, jumps and does the hip to hip thing football players do*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636393)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

tecmo bowl style

BEAUTIFUL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636717)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

you betting on maryland/wvu tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636785)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Nah, I just don't feel right about betting on that game either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636822)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: Over/Under

WVU V MD over/under 61

TCU V Air Force over/under 42

What's the correct bet here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636786)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

If I were going to go with one of those over the other, I'd pick the latter. Not that I'm particularly confident that it will be under.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636824)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant bossy generalized bond

Just deposited $200. what do you guys think of these games:

USC (-10) v. Nebraska

Oklahoma St (-10.5) v. Troy

Michigan (-7.5) v. Notre Dame

Ohio St. (-4) v. Washington



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636883)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

I like michigan and okla st, dont know about the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636910)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: vibrant bossy generalized bond

i think the okla st line may be the best of the 4...the 4pt line in the ohio st game confuses me as well...apparently the bookies think they are pretenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636914)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: Curious sound barrier kitchen

PSA: TCU game can be watched (with sopcast) here- http://www.ivytv.net/sport/index.php?id=82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637517)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637586)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Weed Whacker Ladyboy

What's your balance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637584)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

500, but if TCU gets the spread (which it is on pace to do) I'll finish the night at around 725. baseball fucked me today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637590)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: cracking goyim

fuck, i took this one at -8.5. i need another td

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637608)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

don't sweat it, you're good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637617)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

touchdown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637631)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: cracking goyim

i will still be sweating this one out...I put down more than I should have on this game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637637)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

how much?

anyway, don't worry. TCU defense is dominating. are you watching? (see link in post above this one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637647)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: cracking goyim

i just started watching...their defense looks really good. i bet 200....which i can afford to lose, but barely. next week i bet smaller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637663)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

son of a bitch. we need an unanswered TCU fg or td

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637695)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: cracking goyim

what the fuck was that lousy excuse for a tackle on that wide open receiver? dude should have been down at the 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637699)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

lol @ that stupid onside kick. TCU should score here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637710)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

fuckkkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637723)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

i'm going to kill self if I lose three spreads in one day by one score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637727)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*kills self*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637736)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: cracking goyim

wow, this went from bad to completely gone in 10 minutes. i guess i learned my lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637737)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

dude, wtf... it was 17-3 like 3 minutes ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637750)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: buff bearded locale

why bet on baseball? its too variable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637624)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

got bored due to lack of football games. i think i've learned my lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637635)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Dear teh ABD fans,

I apologize for this dark, dark day. I lost two spreads by one point today, and got fucked by a 4th quarter TCU meltdown. I lost one game convincingly (Angels). My account is down to $500 even. I'm too dejected to update the current profit percentage and all that now.

It is times like these where I need your moral support. I need to regroup so that I can reclaim my momentum this weekend.

So are you doods still with me or what? (Hey, at least I've picked 16 winning teams (assuming TCU wins, but I stopped watching once it went to OT)--point spreads notwithstanding--to only 2 losing teams.)

*holds out palm for high fives*,

~american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637774)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637819)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ty friend *drinks a whiskey, goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637831)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: buff bearded locale

*high five*

the FREE MONEY sign is still out in South Bend this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637826)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Mint comical market legend

we're all behind you dood. *high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637834)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring karate church

Don't worry, dood. We're all still with you.

I also lost on the Angels. But, I did bet on the prop that Slaton would get less than 151 yards rushing, so I almost broke even on the day.

I would have tipped you off to that one, but I didn't feel confident enough in it at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637861)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Mint comical market legend

do you think that would be a good bet in the future? assuming noel devine starts to pick up some carries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637869)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring karate church

MD had 16th best rushing D going into the game, but Slaton still tore them up. He had an extremely weak 1st and 3rd quarter - if not for that he would have had more than 151 easy.

I won't bet against him again.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637895)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

We're in this for the long haul. If it makes you feel any better, I haven't bet any serious money on your picks yet.

There are no statistically significant conclusions to be drawn on the basis of a few picks. IMHO, betting 1/5th of your bankroll on any game is too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638052)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I'm with you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638870)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:15 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

*high fives*

*deposits money to get in for the weekend*

*pumps fist in anticipation of comeback*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638884)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring karate church

Let's do this!!!

*firmly and manly pats american bettingdood on the ass as he runs off to make his picks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638885)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:17 AM
Author: azure jew

It's caled killing time until the weekend gambling and it happens to the best of us. Just think of some of the beautiful NFL money lines this weekend, you'll be right back in this thing.

*executes compliicated multi-step handshake/chestbump combo like latino baseball players do*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638922)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: Carmine nowag giraffe

Keep the faith, american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639170)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

*hammer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639240)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: NFL lines

Which lines are you guys so excited about? I don't follow NFL much, not sure what is so good about some of those lines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639421)





Date: September 14th, 2007 1:03 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I got in on abd's picks when he hit a string of bad luck and my account is still at $140 (started at 165). American bettingdood will make us all rich this weekend!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639594)





Date: September 14th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $110 to win $100 on Okie State at -10.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639706)





Date: September 14th, 2007 2:03 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

I am following you on this d00der, but 10.5 is a little high for my liking. Troy can play you tough on occasion. I am thinking this may be a break out game for OKie state though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639790)





Date: September 14th, 2007 2:05 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I admit I'm on a bit of a tilt, but I think we'll be ok on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639796)





Date: September 14th, 2007 4:14 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640363)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Or, take the straight wager with the easy 20% increase. Easy come, easy go, right?

OK St. over Troy, done and done . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640955)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

the experts are saying take the home dog @ +10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640796)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Told you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643558)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

should've listened man, thanks anyway. I shouldn't have even bet on the TTT game in the first place. Okie St. vs. Troy-- wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643618)





Date: September 14th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Anybody else getting in on this?

Edit: I meant the Ok State bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640444)





Date: September 14th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I'm down. Although I'm more nervous about this bet than the TCU one, maybe that's a good sign.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640526)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

I would recommend looking at Cincinnati at -7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640912)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Yes! This line was my big secret I was going to unleash on y'all later tonight, but since you mention it... This is one of the best lines of the weekend. I might drop up to $200 on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640982)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

This looks like a bit of a trap, maybe it's just a gut feeling. I'd buy .5 to be safe on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640988)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Any reason (other than gut) you have to doubt the line?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641049)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

33-10 2:33 left in the 3rd. I think this was a pretty safe bet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644347)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

my apologies for ruining your secret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641090)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

nah man, it's all good.... it wasn't really a matter of keeping it a secret, more a matter of me putting off sharing my excitement about it until I had more time later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641097)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:40 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Hey doods, I don't have ESPN2. Why is the game delayed? Lightining?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641395)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

http://85.92.128.155/~myp2p/forum/viewforum.php?id=1350

Watch it online with sopcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641406)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

no luck man... I have sopcast but I can't figure the shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641542)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

nevermind.. it was very very complicated (i had to run VLC simultaneously with sopcast, each tuned to a specfic IP address) but I finally figured it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641582)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces
Subject: 5 minutes in

It's going now, Troy is up 7 but OK St. is looking good, I'd say your $ is safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641480)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

I am betting on a second half blow out.

literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641488)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

i dunno OSU D is getitng shredded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641649)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

21-3 Troy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641693)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641700)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Mint comical market legend

this could be credited considering OSUs first team is looking like Floridas second team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641718)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Mint comical market legend

why did you edit and change author?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641761)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641770)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

20-10. hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641765)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I'm glad I didn't bet the spread. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641776)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:18 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

man that was pretty fucking cool though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641780)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: jet pocket flask

27-10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641797)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: buff bearded locale

Bengals -7 over Browns. Bet heavily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641766)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Titillating Idea He Suggested Orchestra Pit

credited. the browns don't even have a reliable qb. They traded their 1st string and will start their 2nd. Next in line is a 1st year rookie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641847)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*grasps aching heart*

I make no excuses. Not only am I going to lose this Okie St. game, but I lost about $40 in the sportsbook.com poker room. Assuming Okie St. lost, I have $339.48 left.

Here's my plan to return to contention: Bet all my money on two 12 o'clock games on Saturday and then build from that Saturday afternoon and Sunday.

Here are my bets:

$139.48 to win 132.84 on UNC (-3)

$200.00 to win 190.48 on Cincinnati (-7)

All my chips are in. Am I on tilt? Yes. And I don't care.

I'm not updating the OP. I hurt too much right now.

*takes a bunch of Vicodin and passes out, with one palm sticking up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641871)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: talking bawdyhouse background story

One day, ABD, after you turn your 10K into 10 mil. and we are all drinking martinis in a luxury box at an NFL game, we will look back on these days and chuckle, heartily.

*lightly gives you a high five, so as not to wake you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641907)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Curious sound barrier kitchen

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641920)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: Dark Temple

180

Long live ABD!

*FIST IN THE AIR*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641940)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Dark Temple

PS: Don't feel bad about losing on these TTT games. Everyone knows you were just trying to entertain us and keep our spirits lively with continued wins during this shitty sports business week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641957)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated crotch chapel

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641960)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

bro,

you should have taken my advice about OSU - but it's not too late to listen to me about UVA. Do not bet on UNC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641943)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle well-lubricated crotch chapel

"Do not bet on UNC"

Pretty sure he already did. Oh well-- go Heels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641966)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: thriller honey-headed messiness space

its finally okay to bet on unc again. betting against uva is never a bad idea either. heels are going to win by 7+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642276)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

Dude, what happened to "gradually"?

I strongly encourage reading "Fortune's Formula" to get an idea for how to size your bets.

Here's to a Bearcat rout tomorrow.

*Takes two sleeping pills.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642760)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: salmon fear-inspiring karate church

LOL. This has been the most goddamn entertaining thing I've ever been a part of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643295)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Cincinnati is looking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643843)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: fluffy parlor community account

*straps suicide bomb to self, blows thread up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642228)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: irradiated ticket booth

*fearlessly puts out the flames*

*certifies that it is safe for the public to return back to normal posting activities*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642244)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: dashing round eye

*sends u envelopes full of mysterious white substance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642267)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: dead casino

*DECLARES WAR ON AFGHANISTAN*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642281)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:52 PM
Author: irradiated ticket booth

*gets lung cancer after exposure to toxic thread dust*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642301)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: dead casino

*does nothing except invade Iraq*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642312)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: brass 180 preventive strike

*does nothing except consume gas and enjoy tax cuts*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642337)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: Unholy avocado meetinghouse trump supporter

*scoffs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642364)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: brass 180 preventive strike

*scoffs back, then eats some freedom fries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642372)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: appetizing wagecucks travel guidebook

*warns of the potential impact an obesity epidemic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642397)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: dead casino

*does nothing except try to pass a ban on gay marriage and put more troops in Iraq*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642411)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: Misunderstood aromatic library

*DEVESTATES THE URM/NON-TRAD POSTER POPULATIONS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642439)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:19 AM
Author: dead casino

*ignores, hangs out at ranch*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642482)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: brass 180 preventive strike

*spits out freedom fries in disgust, votes for democrats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642490)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: anal brindle liquid oxygen

*does nothing about Iraq, toxic thread dust, health care, or Hurricane Hizzla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642513)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Self-absorbed den hissy fit

*apathetic to all the above events*

*posts every 20 seconds about a fictional concept known as wgwag*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642536)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Lemon tantric dysfunction

I literally laughed till I cried

Best exchange in xo history, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642965)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: buff bearded locale

titcr, this was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643311)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

titctitcr roffle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643586)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*brushes self off after terrorist attack*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643587)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:59 AM
Author: swashbuckling wild school faggotry

wow, i can't believe i missed this. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679194)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

this is the TITCR to the max

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648799)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Don't worry abd, I will always believe in you. I have my money on Mich, UCLA, Louisville, and BYU to cover the spread. Tomorrow is my do or die day. *Drinks beer, forgets last two days of bets, goes to bed with hopes of a profitable Saturday*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642552)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*wakes you up*

are you ready to PWN???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643594)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: Henna crackhouse

*wakens from drunken slumber*

Today's the day I enter into the black!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643612)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

Cincy I think is a lock.

I don't know about UNC. 3 is probably decent.

Are you not looking at any other games going on tomorrow? It's a big day.

Also, am I mistaken, or do you only ever lay the points and never take them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642587)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

Looking at Bodog:

Holy shit, take UConn and the 30 fucking points.

Minnesota -7

Ohio +21.5 against VagTech.

Michigan -9.5 against ND. Unsure.

Stay with Louisville, give up 6 against UK. Unsure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642677)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:18 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Alright d00ds, its fucking gameday and I need to recover from last night's miracle in Troy.

I am taking Michigan to win straight up.

I am taking Cincy.

I am mildly tempted to take the spread on Florida.

I am taking the BYU spread.

I am mildly tempted to take the Spread on Ark over bama, but Saban makes me question this.

*nudges american betting d00d to see if the vicodin and whiskey has worn off yet*

*goes off to buy some beers for the days festivities*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643501)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*funnels all the beers, laffs*

*eats a cheezburger*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643592)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

*is shocked that you just funneled forty beers*

*goes and buys some more*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643633)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*vomits up some of teh cheezburger/beers, wipes off, continues drinking*

thx dood, I'll buy next weekend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643653)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: $300 on 5 games

Boston College +7 ($75)

Toledo +26 ($25)

Auburn -13 ($50)

Pitt +12 ($50)

Cincinnati -7 ($100)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643608)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm a little worried about your Auburn pick dood... hope you win tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643624)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Miss St. is garbage and Auburn wants to make a statement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643636)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Didnt realize they were playing Miss State. That is a good pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643658)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

told yall Auburn sucks... I just could never in good conscience pick a team that lost to UCF in the previous week who going against a conferernce rival.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645127)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Living on the edge with the BC pick as well.

So, is USC plus 10.5 easy money or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643631)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:46 AM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Lots of people have BC winning outright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643641)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Still, it will be a close game. I think they will probably win in the end, I am just not putting bucks on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643650)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:54 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Pitt and Cincinnati look like they are going to pay. The Auburn game isn't looking so great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644367)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

sorry man, I was rooting for you on that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645317)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*deposits $30 to play sportsbook poker while he watches football*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643659)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

sportsbook poker is miserable...miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643932)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: boyish big-titted field private investor

You are like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV: This thread started with everyone wanting you to lose, but your pluck and determination has won over the hostile crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643673)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

He's more like Rocky Balboa in "Rocky:" everyone is pulling for him and he does OK for a while but still loses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647039)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*sniffle*

please leave my thread dood

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647153)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Like I said, betting on UNC = mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643800)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:08 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

apparently so. Also, Auburn blows ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643914)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Just put $10 on Ohio St (-2.5, bought a half point) and $10 on Florida to win. Thoughts...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643804)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Florida to win outright? What does that pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643829)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

LETS GO TARHEELS!!!!

*puts on dillipidated Michael Jordan UNC jersey from middle school*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644281)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

lol at UVA getting an interception as soon as I posted this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644290)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:38 PM
Author: trip yellow sanctuary clown

Bet on USC. It's the safest bet I have seen all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644293)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644358)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

apparently someone didn't see the ND-GT line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644534)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:04 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: 12:30 games

Any good lines for the 12:30 games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644407)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

shit, it doesn't appear that the cincy game is going to be over with in time for me to reinvest in midafternoon games :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644469)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Saffron soul-stirring hospital juggernaut

Can UNC pull it out for ABD?

edit- :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644477)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*would have bet $120 on Florida at -7*

*would have bet $120 on Ohio St. at -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644478)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I won enough playing poker and blackjack to bet 50 on Florida and 60 on Ohio St at the last minute!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644528)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:02 PM
Author: Sapphire Nibblets Genital Piercing

*clinches ur fist!!!!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644648)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

god may have decided to put my betting habit out of its misery early.

Miss State beats Auburn? WTF.

Troy blows out Ok State? WTF.

Unc throws for 350 and scores 20 pts? WTF.

*places bet on USC, mainly so they lose*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644529)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

*faith fully restored*

I made a fucking mint on that cincy game.

*pumps fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644847)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*pours out a 40 ouncer for cincy's victims*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645120)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets 445.53 to win 387.42 on USC at -9.5*

Hefty, I know. But what I saw of Nebraska against Wake Forest, this shouldn't even be close.

PS: I won another 50ish playing blackjack, bringing my grand winnings total on the tables today somewhere around 150. (the other 100 is currently invested in the Florida/Ohio St. games)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645104)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

The problem isn't Neb, it's USC. Nobody really knows how good USC is, since they've only played one game, and it was a shitty ass game too.

This was risky, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645133)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I know. I don't recommend anyone following my lead on this one. I'm just trying to get some serious money for betting on NFL games tomorrow. If I fail, I fail. If I succeed, I could potentially have over 2K at the end of the weekend.

If Ohio St (have $60 on em) and Florida (on $50 bucks on em) both win I'll split the remaining 200 on BYU (+7) and something else (maybe the under on the kentucky/louisville game, which is like 75 points).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645289)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

USC is WAYY overrated

their ranking this season was based partly on a thrashing of Michigan in the rose bowl...that's not looking so good these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645312)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Trust me, no one hates USC more than I do. But I think they can get this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645351)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

Oh, I agree that they are capable of covering, but I highly doubt they get to the NC game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645358)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

USC is still a fucking machine. I hate them so bad, yet Pete Carroll is unstoppable with 2 or more weeks of prep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646951)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

whats the line on UNLV-Hawaii? Hawaii is overrated and UNLV looks decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645418)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

17

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645426)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

that looks pretty good. Hawaii has been on the road forever now, and just played a close game. and UNLV only gave up like 20 to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645453)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy stag film queen of the night

This seems like a very good bet. I'm rooting for everyone. Think that Fresno with points (17.5) vs. Oregon is also a good bet.

And, yes, the USC bet seems like one of the best lines I've seen in quite some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645700)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:36 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

luls I just lost all the extra cash I had from the Florida/Ohio St. games playing "switch" blackjack. I'm a fucking TTT idiot. I officially quit betting on anything other than sports. God damn it. *punches self*

Everything I have is riding on that USC game.

445.53 to win 387.42

*waits for someone to do keg stands with*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645810)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

why dont you make smaller bets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645815)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Since my bankroll shrunk from its high point I've been on major tilt. No denying it.

*hands you a beer*

at least this will be an exciting night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645819)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

i hate the bet, but good luck

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645825)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: Saffron soul-stirring hospital juggernaut

The combined xoxo community will will a USC win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645827)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:09 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

I took Nebraska with points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645897)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

alright, ABD, i put $$ on USC. Don't let me down bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645899)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*passes you a celebratory cigar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646760)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Thanks bro, I heart you - looking forward to your NFL take.

You still should listen to my gut no-nos, though (UNC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646814)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

I'm in heavy on this as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645947)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*pours champagne over ur head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646772)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal sinister lay

good bet, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646803)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

What do you guys think of taking Stanford -6.5 (buy a half point) vs. San Jose St.?

BTW, my picks are great so far today. 4 for 5 and I'm up 120 bucks. *Drinks another beer, gives toast to abd*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646254)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*tosses u the football*

time for a drunken game of catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646788)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

how you feeling abd? except for the opening drive sc hasn't exactly impressed and that's a mighty big line...

lots of time left, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646351)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*raises the roof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646755)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

*dap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647015)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

USC seems a bit more impressive now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646769)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

heehehheheheheh.

That line was a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647064)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: trip yellow sanctuary clown

See my post at 2:38 pm today. I told you to bet USC. It's all about recruiting baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647102)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

When do we get your NFL picks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647156)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647192)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap
Subject: ABD'S NFL PICKS (EARLY GAMES):

*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)*

*bet 170.00 to win 125.93 on Saints (-3)*

*bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Colts (-7)

*bet 110.00 to win 100.00 on Packers (+2.5)*

*takes remaining $40 and plays blackjack on sportsbook, despite swearing it off earlier*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647365)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I joined you for $5 each on Bengals, Saints, and Packers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647674)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: pearly slimy heaven faggot firefighter

those bets look pretty good. joined you for 20 dollars on the bengals, 10 on the rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647886)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I dunno about the Packers, man, I like Brett as much as the next man but I don't think he can pull it out on the road.

You should also look into Washington +7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648163)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: Unhinged really tough guy stage

*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)*

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649037)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*leaves blackjack room with $115*

*additionally bets $115.00 to Win $104.55 on Packers (+2.5)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647485)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

abd - you caked on that usc game...i wish i had the balls to put some money into this.

- indy shut down the run last week, but titans have 3 options to run the ball with..cin is the only safe bet right now that there is, no way they won't cover that with the browns

going to sleep maybe i'll do this tomorrow morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647586)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: Henna crackhouse

*high fives around the house*

Today was a great day! A couple of misses for me but on the whole it was good.

*Puts $30 on Cincy and $20 on Indy for tomorrow, drinks beer, goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647681)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

anyone have thoughts on these bets?

Lions to win -3

Falcons to win +10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648166)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:38 AM
Author: jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

Did you not watch them play the Saints?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648191)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:38 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

i mean - Indy dismantled NO - and they made it to the NFC championship game last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648192)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:40 AM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

I know what Indy did last week. Last year they could not stop the run at all, and they did last week, but Titans ran the shit out of Jags. Also, last year, Indy did not beat Titans by more than 7 when they did, all the games were decided by under 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648196)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces
Subject: My pics

I got

GB (+3.5) (bought a point, I got love for you ABD but that's tooo risky)

Indy (-7)

Cinci (-7).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648457)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:38 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

everyone should get in on the saints now, they were -4 when i bet them, it moved up to -5 like 30minutes later...they must know something we don't about the bucs

edit: now saints are up to -5.5, looks like whoever bet at -3 and -4 got a good deal, before kickoff this one is at -7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648484)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

yea... i bet on the saints against indy, got burned, they're dead to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648554)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

WTF, Eli Manning is all of a sudden healthy this morning? This is fishy. I wouldn't have bet on this game had I known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648601)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Its okay dood, I think that Cincy, NO, and Indy are all going to cover today. Big Money!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648616)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

anyone have a way to stream the games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648620)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

I'm just watching the Indy game on CBS and the others on ESPN Gamecast, I don't know how to stream them for free though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648623)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

NO? I don't think so. Cincy could be close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648803)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

actually, GB is looking pretty good, wouldn't you say? And Manning has had some errant throws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648633)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:51 PM
Author: buff bearded locale

TOUCHDOWN BUBBA FRANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648900)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:33 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

best thread in months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648819)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

fuck looks like saints have their work cut out for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648834)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:18 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*sigh*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649055)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Packers - yes

Indy - maybe

Cinci - doubtfull

NO - NO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649178)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:19 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

WTF is up with the browns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649063)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: Charismatic flushed prole alpha

no need to worry all, throw money on the seahawks -2.5, this is one of the better bets of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649064)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:26 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I definitely would have, but all my money (the little of it I have left) was frozen in the GB game, which wasn't over by kickoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649483)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:08 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

major pwnage, sorry bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649359)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

yep. I mean honestly... who the fuck expected the Browns to put up 50 motherfucking points? unfuckingbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649495)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

the pwnage in this thread is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649503)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm thinking about putting all my money (~400) on the patriots? What do u doods think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649507)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Dude, buy to make (-3). Trust me on this one.

Then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649555)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:42 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I'm going to play it at -3, but I'm not going to buy until I'm sure the line won't drop before kickoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649583)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

If anything the line is going to go up -4, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649805)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I think "patience is key."

Date: September 12th, 2007 7:00 PM

Author: american bettingdood

if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key.

*pats you on the back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632610)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649626)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I need to chill out, don't I? How much should I bet on the Pats tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649720)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I agree with the guy above who said that betting more than 1/5th of your bankroll on any single game is too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649739)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

1/5 it is then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649758)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Let me know what you decide to do. Despite being only 1 for 4 following you, I am going to put $5 down in solidarity with american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649766)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I have all my $$$ tied up in Pats and Redskins. Granted, I didn't start off with much to begin with (two weeks ago, I mean) so it's all sort of a wash. Still, I like the patriots tonight - they'll be playing at home, and Chargers have trouble covering explosive pass teams (Brady - Moss). Also, LT didn't seem like he was in top form last week . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649800)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Heh. I may go more than 1/5 on the Pats. :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649981)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I mean, it's your hard-earned cash - but in the words of Admiral Adama - sometimes you have to roll a hard-six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650003)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

You're kidding yourself if you think this game wont be extremely close. LT will be in top form and the chargers D will be ready. This isn't gonna be the lock everyone is talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650000)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I did buy the FG margin, it's gonna be close, to be sure, but I call the Pats to pull it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650006)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

SD doesn't stand a chance of pulling off a 4th q. comeback against the pats.

Take the pats on this one, it's easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650017)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*loses $29.55 playing blackjack*

*updates the OP's*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650014)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Do you guys like the new format of the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650087)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets 202.50 to win 150.00 on Patriots, -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650089)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Alright, I'm in for $5 on this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650097)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Sorry I didn't take your 1/5 advice. But you did talk me out of betting everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650130)





Date: September 16th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

That's the right call, I think. . . what are your thoughts on Monday Night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650304)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

I should have taken my profitable Saturday and waited until next Saturday, instead of jumping in and getting f-ing pwn3d by your horrible Sunday picks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650591)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

judging by the opening drive, I think our cash is safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650755)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

24 - 0 Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651119)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: galvanic lilac indirect expression

nice bet sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651124)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Hideous carnelian idiot

that's awesome. I'm going to start doing this on sure thing NBA and NCAA bball games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650606)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: galvanic lilac indirect expression
Subject: lol... from the (edited) OP:

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To receive returns, you would need to send me a request via e-mail. AFTER I receive the payout check for the grand total of $10K (or greater) from Sportsbook, I will then send the moneys to which you're entitled via the same way you sent me your investment-- a gift-debit card. If your returns are over the maximum amount allowed a gift-debit card, we will confer over e-mail to determine an alternate method of payment.

For more information about investing with ABD, shoot me an email at americanbettingdood@gmail.com.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651000)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Mint comical market legend

*wishes he bet more on the pats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651122)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:43 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651196)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

srsly.. and $200 LESS on the bengals. fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651339)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $198.05 to win $107.05 on Redskins +10 (bought 3 points)*

So, I hate to admit this, but I kind of just learned how to buy points. I think this is going to make a big difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651635)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Any baseball games I should throw $75 on tomorrow? Since I'm an idiot when it comes to baseball, I could use some of yall's expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651876)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

stick to football friend, I know it's tempting but baseball is a major crapshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651911)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: Judgmental disturbing plaza azn

Monday, September 17

Yankee Stadium | 7:05 PM ET

BAL Daniel Cabrera, RHP (9-16, 5.37)

Orioles (64-84)

@

NYY Phil Hughes, RHP (3-3, 4.91)

Yankees (84-64)

Scouting Report:

Orioles: Cabrera allowed eight runs on 10 hits while walking four batters over 4 1/3 innings in his last start against the Angels. The 26-year-old hasn't won since Aug. 14 and is 0-4 with an 8.28 ERA over that span. He is 3-4 with a 3.90 ERA in his career against the Yankees.

Yankees: Hughes won his first game since Aug. 10 in his last start, pitching six innings of one-run ball to best the Toronto Blue Jays. The right-hander said he benefited from realizing that he didn't have his best swing-and-miss stuff, an impressive on-field adjustment from a 21-year-old still getting his feet wet in the big leagues. Pitching aggressively but relying more on changing speeds, Hughes let his defense do the work and continued to prove he deserves to work in a pennant race. He faced the Orioles on Aug. 15 at Yankee Stadium, yielding three runs (two earned) over five innings in a 6-3 loss.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651926)





Date: September 17th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: galvanic lilac indirect expression

Yank's will be burnt out after their late game with the Bosox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8652061)





Date: September 17th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

So looking at next weeks games it looks like AF (+10) v BYU and Colts (-5) v Texans are a lock. What do you think american bettingdood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8654102)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I concur dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656407)





Date: September 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Henna crackhouse

*high fives around the house*

My comeback has begun (although I'm still down), not going to bet on anything until football this weekend...stupid baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657936)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Penn State - 2.5 @ Michigan.

Unless there is something I'm missing here Penn State should win by 14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658315)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: overrated violent theatre

Nope...stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658325)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:51 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658343)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:55 PM
Author: overrated violent theatre

Despite Michigan's horrible first two games, they have to be fired up for this one and the Big House is still a tough place to play.

PSU hasn't looked great and haven't played anyone, let alone a tough road game like this.

I don't like that wager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658354)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: overrated violent theatre

I am a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684957)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:55 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: Also...

Oregon St. +11 1/2

Cincinnati +23

Texas A&M +3

UConn +9

Utah - 8 1/2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658357)





Date: September 18th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Don't know about the others. I'm staying away from utah though. Last week might be a fluke and UNLV could come to play (like they did against Wisconsin). Plus I got burned by Utah last week (bet on UCLA to cover the spread).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658630)





Date: September 18th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum
Subject: A few More....

Miami (OH) +13.5

GA Tech -3

Minnesota +14 (should keep it close at home against an overrated Purdue team)

Akron +3.5 (they will win outright)

Tulsa +22 (on National TV at Home, OK won't run it up that much)

Indiana +3 (again at home, I think they may win outright)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658799)





Date: September 17th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*clenches fist at Redskins victory/my comeback*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656384)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: buff bearded locale

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656418)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

You mean redskins victory?

U should hire me as a permanent advisor . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656437)





Date: September 18th, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

haha, my bad. thanks for pointing out the gaffe

apparently I already have an agent. there's a guy using the handle "american betting dood's agent" somewhere in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657521)





Date: September 18th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

*chest bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657876)





Date: September 18th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

this kind of late, but I bet $32.60 to win $53.79 on the Rockies -1.5 in the afternoon game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658992)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

yay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659938)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets 11.39 to win 13.10 on Braves/Marlins under 10.5*

*bets 10.00 to win 12.60 on Reds moneyline +126*

*bets 50.00 to win 55.00 on Pirates/Padres over 7.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659935)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:58 PM
Author: Mewling laughsome boiling water

I think every post you make from now on should include your current balance and your balance should you win all your pending bets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659950)





Date: September 18th, 2007 8:02 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

current balance (including money in open bets) is 711.39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659962)





Date: September 19th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

baseball was good to me today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8660882)





Date: September 19th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

Thoughts on TAMU vs. UMiami?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8663580)





Date: September 19th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

*slaps american betting dood playfully on ass* and tells to keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8663582)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets 110.94 to win 100.85 on Texas A&M/Miami over 46.5*

I have 810.94 in my account, including the money in this bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666201)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

What the fuck are you doing? There is free money on that game (TAMU +3?!) and yet you take the risky over?

TAMU is one dimensional. Miami is one dimensional with a record of stopping one dimensional teams. WHY TAKE THE OVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666359)





Date: September 20th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

You really think that Miami is gonna blow it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666969)





Date: September 20th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

I said to bet on TAMU +3 in my previous post.

The value in this game's bets is not in offense-versus-defense; it's in fucking TAMU-versus-Miami, and TAMU wins on paper, hardcore. Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation, except we always, always blow it out our ass against running QBs.

I never put money on anything involving Miami because I'm biased. It's impossible for me to objectively evaluate, and I inevitably think Miami has a better chance than we actually do, but strictly on paper, this is a no-brainer. The line was bet up by Miami homers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667267)





Date: September 20th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

"Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation"

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667436)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

The game's about to start, so I'm not going to rifle through it, but it's true.

However, I now no longer have the confidence in TAMU +3 I had before. I'm telling you, I can't look at it objectively. I now think Miami can pull it off if only Wright does his job well enough to let Kenny Phillips, Willie Cooper, and Calais stuff TAMU's run. I don't know anymore. Bah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668349)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

They have the number 26 defense in the country in terms of total yards allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668370)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: Disgusting depressive

I'm glad I bet on Miami - but I also took ABD's stupid over line. It might be a push - vig. Dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668854)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

"ABD's stupid over line"

Final score: 34-17

Long live ABD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669067)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Disgusting depressive

titcr - though he got very very lucky on a last minute up for grabs through, i ain't complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669349)





Date: September 20th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

these teams will put up 50+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666972)





Date: September 20th, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

The score could easily be 23-20. In fact, it could easily be 17-13. The over-under line is pretty good. I feel low-20s on either side is about as high as it's likely to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667278)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669030)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

you got it bro. . .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669061)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: garnet glittery address

wow that was something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669069)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: useless copper sex offender

Wow, last gasp. Miami players shaving points?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669068)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

haha, i was holdin my breath there for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669071)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

$911.48 in the account fellas.

*buys you all a round*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669079)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: godawful rigpig

Haha that super lame last hail mary saved your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669126)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

nice call on TAMU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669142)





Date: September 21st, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

It really all was Kyle Wright succeeding at the passing game. If he gave another 9-21, 65 yards, we'd have lost something like 20-13, the type of score I was afraid of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669452)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*bets $160.00 to win $100.00 on Oklahoma (-21)*

(yes, I know Tulsa has a good offense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669148)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: fragrant regret

Take all of your money and put it on Georgia Tech -3 vs. UVA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669260)





Date: September 21st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: godawful rigpig

I was looking at that too. Too bad these goddamn lines are never zero. 21-20 is just such a lame result from the perspective of the gambler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669437)





Date: September 21st, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

Agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669650)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Nice one. With this win, I am nearly at even from my original $20 deposit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8673504)





Date: September 21st, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: drab drunken theater gay wizard

*extends fist looking for rock from ABD*

Nothing beats the excitement of a last minute gambling victory - you have earned yourself another faithful follower...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669646)





Date: September 21st, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: fighting odious friendly grandma

What do you guys think of AF +13.5 v. BYU? Seems like a lock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8670461)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:59 AM
Author: deep house-broken corner mood

DO NOT USE SPORTSBOOK.COM!!!!!

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/SR.aspx?S=Sportsbook.com

sportsbook.com has a dismal D+ rating on sportsbookreview. There are much better sites on the recommended list. Don't use sportsbook.com!!!

*Shakes fist indignantly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674045)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

ty dood. once I cash out with them I'll find somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679256)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:54 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

pressed for time but here are my bets doods:

bet 200.00 to win 190.48 on Penn St. -3

bet 110.00 to win 84.62 on North Carolina +14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674114)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: Wonderful Embarrassed To The Bone University

penn state might lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674116)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

you could well be right, but i'm nervous about psu. i did follow your nc line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674179)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I did too, but I gotta say, it's not looking too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674916)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Looks like ABD is going to have a shit day. Is there a way to redeem at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8675968)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I should stop betting with abd. I jinx him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676062)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Its your half ass commitment to the enterprise, demonstrated by your nickel bets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676146)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I'm poor. I only deposited $20. $5 is the minimum bet they will allow, otherwise I'd go lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676164)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: Navy halford site

How is $5 even worth the time to make the bet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676477)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Heady Maroon Piazza Fat Ankles

Bet something with long odds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676498)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

I'm just having fun playing along with the thread. I don't know anything about most of the sports abd is betting on. It would be foolish of me to blindly bet decent sized amounts of money. I don't mind tooling around with $5 though.

Plus, if I could get a big enough stack, I could consistently bet 10% of whatever abd bets and turn $16 into $1k (assuming he succeeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676513)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:32 AM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

It doesn't work like that. Your minimum bet shouldn't be more than 5% of your bankroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678821)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:51 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I actually like Mich in that game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674194)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:51 AM
Author: arousing learning disabled center feces

I actually like Mich in that game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674195)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

So far, I am 2 for three. GT let me down b/c Chan is worst coach in the history of the world. South Carolina and Michigan came through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676320)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged windowlicker twinkling uncleanness

When do we get the NFL picks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678315)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:46 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

with $701.69 in account...

bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5

bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5

bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10

bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678964)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

Sorry, this is a dumb question, but how do you bet on Pats scoring over 29 points?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679042)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Sportsbook > Football > NFL Sunday Game Props

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679047)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679057)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Bet $141.79 to Win $128.90 on Rams +3.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679038)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

That 49ers bet seems suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679053)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I didn't read until after I placed the bet that one of SF's starting LB blew out his ACL during the week. If I had, I wouldn't have made the bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679059)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Alright abd. If you could make one bet (which is exactly what I can make), what would you put your money on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679109)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

colts. texans don't have andre johnson this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679154)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

*bets $9.63 to win $8.37*

That's my whole stack. So far I'm only 4-5 following your bets (just getting unlucky in following the vast majority of your losing bets and missing out on your winning ones).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679178)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

*pumps fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679245)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

abd, would you consider starting a part 2 thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679249)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

maybe dood. I'll look into it after today's bets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679262)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

That should be what happens. This is getting unwieldy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679275)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

As unwieldy as this thread is (and I have slow internet, so it is double-bad for me) I kind of like the idea of having the entire journey tracked in a single thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679482)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Navy halford site

Maybe title it "I reload my Sportsbook.com account with another $160." It has been a tough day. Thats what you get for betting against the Pack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680168)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Violet slippery mad cow disease

Sorry american bettingdood, that loss wiped me out. It was fun while it lasted. Good luck with reaching $10k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680167)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Oh and by the way, I cleaned up yesterday with the following bets

South Carolina +18

Troy - 10

SMU + 25.

Mich +3

I lost on Wash State + 25 and Ga Tech - 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679286)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:23 PM
Author: deep house-broken corner mood

Retrospective posts are no good. Post that shit beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679291)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 1:00 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

This is probably credited. I will remember this in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679469)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

FWIW, I bet the Colts - 7 and Pittsburgh + 10. I hated to bet against ABD, but I had no choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679935)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

ALL OPEN BETS:

1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5 = Loss

2. bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5 = Loss

3. bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10 = Loss

4. bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points = win

Means your down about $386 on the day. Got any evening picks? I need to cover my loss on the Colts.

5. bet 141.79 to Win 128.90 on Rams +3.5 = loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680070)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

early NFL games have been fucking. brutal.

I have 205.65 left in my account.

Parlay (2 Teams)

Bet $205.65 to Win $474.58

Panthers(Carolina) -4

Redskins(Washington) -3.5

this could be the end of american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680173)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Navy halford site

You've gone on tilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680192)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:45 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

That was a drastic but hopefully safe move. I would hate to see the end of the ABD. Shyould I take Dallas over Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680308)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 5:07 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Hell of a time for Joey Football to start winging it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680414)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon

You're finished, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681148)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

ABD is broke.

Will he refund with another 100? I hope so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681133)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: jade vigorous pit philosopher-king

LOL OWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681142)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon

credited. though he did have some bad beats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681151)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: jade vigorous pit philosopher-king

Putting everything at the end on that parlay was pretty dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681174)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 8:51 PM
Author: Contagious cheese-eating candlestick maker dragon

Especially on the Skins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681455)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: buff bearded locale

the day

the muuuusic

...died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681197)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

Now Now, I am not giving up hope yet.......

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681438)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Dear ABD fans,

First of all, thank you for your friendship.

Secondly, I apologize for letting you down. (Especially to those of you who bet with me--I'm sorry.) It was a wild ride. Just yesterday morning, before any of the NCAA kickoffs, I had reached the account record of $1011. How quickly things can change!

Looking on the bright side of things, it's probably for the best that my endeavor failed. I am, after all, a law student and I need to be studying instead of constantly researching on ESPN.com and watching games. If someone wants to donate some re-starter cash I might reconsider retirement, but I'm pretty sure this is the end of the road for me. I'm a poor and, as I said, I have other things I should be doing.

The very best to all you doods in your future betting endeavors.

*revolutionary fist*,

abd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681553)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:14 PM
Author: Navy halford site

Learn to play poker -- it is the only way that you can actually make money gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681568)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:20 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

tried that. guess gambling is just not for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681593)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Navy halford site

You actually need to get good at it -- there are enough idiots online that anyone can make money if they play smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681652)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:32 PM
Author: talking bawdyhouse background story

I hope some BIGLAW dudes get together and donate 10K to your account just to reward you for the entertainment you brought to XOXO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681655)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: coral vivacious laser beams

You had a good overall record. What did you end up with, around 60% correct on straight wagers? If you could deliver that kind of long run performance, there is a sports hedge fund with your name on it. The problem was your risk management, or lack thereof. I recommend reading up on the Kelly Criterion, which is the mathematical formula for maximizing long run growth rate on your investment. If you are able to pick 60% of winners on straight wagers, you should risk no more than 15-20% of your bankroll on any event, depending on the vig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681933)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

thank you very much for this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681973)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:08 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AMERICAN BETTING DOOD!!! BEST THREAD ON XOXO EVER!!! *opens six pack, relives the memories*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681835)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

Who is going to take his place?

I need my XOXO betting fix, it is the only useful information this site offers anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684863)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: silver spectacular ratface

I'm already on it d00der. I don't bet on baseball. But I will be carrying on starting when NCAA is back on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684977)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:04 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

will you put it here? or start your own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685541)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

I'm not gonna name names...but somebody is in first place in the xoxo college pickem game!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684985)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: shivering filthpig forum

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685547)





Date: September 24th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Whorehouse Double Fault

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/25893

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685790)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:09 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I only ask that any future threads be somehow named after me in recognition of my pioneering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685560)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: stirring insanely creepy stag film queen of the night

I refuse to let this thread die. Long live ABD!!

So you had a couple of bad days. Get back on the saddle. I'm going to Vegas a week from tomorrow and desperately need advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8689873)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:38 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

Coming next month: The POKER thread! I'm going to try my hand at online poker, seems like a viable option to make so dough. (I have to wait though because I blew $150 on sports betting, no worries...it was worth the fun)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685660)





Date: September 24th, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

*bows head and raises single solitary fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8686086)





Date: October 28th, 2007 11:52 PM
Author: deep house-broken corner mood

ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $0 betting on sportsbook.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8824759)





Date: November 13th, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

Like the south, americanbettingdood shall rise again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8889092)





Date: November 13th, 2007 1:39 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

come here americanbettingdood. get yourself another $160 its college baskeball season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8889391)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Aquamarine doctorate

herro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8974087)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: big principal's office

First!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8974218)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

I've heard your calls. I have returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148479)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:26 PM
Author: Henna crackhouse

OMGZ!!!!!! The football season is almost over though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148501)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:33 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

basketball is actually my forte though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148557)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:30 PM
Author: electric ceo pisswyrm

Brother!

*RAISES SINGLE SOLITARY FIST THEN EMBRACES BETTINGDOOD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148535)





Date: September 21st, 2008 7:58 PM
Author: fishy bateful resort jap

Fellows, please be advised I will make my triumphant return (for real) later this week...

*FIST PUMP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10184174)





Date: September 21st, 2008 8:03 PM
Author: Translucent tank

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10184201)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Henna crackhouse

*dusts off old moniker while giving a triple fist pump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10185596)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:21 AM
Author: cordovan marketing idea hall

*throws fist into air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10185121)