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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:10 PM Author: gay hideous becky http://www.jmls.edu/directory/kamp_allen.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656100) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: salmon talented new version omg I thought this one was a joke until i saw the others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656188) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:31 PM Author: Odious scourge upon the earth one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656189) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:06 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state My
Gosh |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 8:26 PM Author: learning disabled cruise ship BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8911388) |
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Date: June 20th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: canary galvanic puppy Good luck finding them at John Marshall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9907720) |
Date: September 17th, 2007 11:11 PM Author: gay hideous becky http://www.jmls.edu/directory/joseph_butler.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656103) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:11 PM Author: gay hideous becky http://www.jmls.edu/directory/domsky_ronald.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656105) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:11 PM Author: gay hideous becky http://www.jmls.edu/directory/zito_anthony.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656109) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: mind-boggling office shitlib Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656126) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:30 PM Author: Odious scourge upon the earth rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656182) |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 8:10 PM Author: Marvelous lay hahahahaah
good job |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:40 AM Author: walnut exciting area All they need to do is run an "auto level" filter on those pictures.
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6847/zitowo5.jpg
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:13 PM Author: gay hideous becky Also #1 in WEREWOLFLAW!
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/ruebner_ralph.shtml |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:09 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state Wolfman Ralph! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657747) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:31 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Original pic:
http://web.archive.org/web/20061110134710/www.jmls.edu/directory/ruebner_ralph.shtml |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:14 PM Author: gay hideous becky BRAAAAAAINS!
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/morrissey_francis.shtml |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:16 PM Author: mind-boggling office shitlib They've dug up some serious talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656132) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: supple pale rigor I'm dying I'm laughing so hard.
180.
Also, this gives L2L hope for the future. |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:10 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state this stuff is seriously scary. I'm not joking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657756) |
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Date: September 17th, 2007 11:29 PM Author: salmon talented new version LOL - ty, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656179) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:11 AM Author: Apoplectic rigpig spot Holy Shit. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Seriously.
180^180 |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:38 AM Author: gay hideous becky Courses taught: Brains, Gender, and the Law
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/lousin_ann.shtml
Latest academic works include:
"Contributory Negligence as Affirmative Defense to Brain-Tort Claims." |
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Date: November 4th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Odious scourge upon the earth lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8852602) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:31 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Original pic:
http://web.archive.org/web/20061110134710/www.jmls.edu/directory/lousin_ann.shtml |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:40 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary ROFLMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8656639) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Here's a black zombie:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/yvette_barksdale.shtml
And Colonel Sanders:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/johnston_robert.shtml
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Date: September 18th, 2007 9:58 AM Author: Comical wrinkle headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657713) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:01 AM Author: unholy son of senegal Mama says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657719) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:11 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state That's not a black zombie, you idiot. That's clearly the bride of frankenstein.
http://www.herebemonsters.org/The_Bride.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=bride+of+frankenstein&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 9:50 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Bump for quite possibly the funniest thread I've ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657682) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:07 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state They should sue the photographer. He takes like the worst pictures I've ever seen. They're like clinical cadaver shots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657741) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:47 AM Author: canary galvanic puppy Is this just really bad lighting or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657890) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:49 AM Author: Hyperactive razzmatazz pozpig state I think that's part of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657893) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:50 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary He must have selected the rarely-used "corpse" setting instead of "portrait." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8657897) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:02 AM Author: Grizzly Glittery Kitty Nowag ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710222) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:13 AM Author: pearl generalized bond mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710227) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:59 AM Author: Grizzly Glittery Kitty Nowag yeah. i am a photographer. the first thing i thought was "jesus christ what awful lighting."
but upon review, i think more of it has to do with awful editing. too much cyan and reckless crappy alterations to the levels = zombies. |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:09 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Look, it's Nikita Khrushchev:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/william_carroll.shtml
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Date: September 18th, 2007 10:15 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary You can see the scar from where the zombies removed his fresh brains:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/hunt_cecil.shtml
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Date: September 18th, 2007 1:53 PM Author: Orchid Hairraiser Deer Antler What in the name of all that is holy is that??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8658473) |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 8:14 PM Author: Marvelous lay LOLOLOLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8663973) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 4:06 AM Author: Provocative jap hell 180 trillion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9709927) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:47 AM Author: mildly autistic really tough guy LMFAO omg omg 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9721094) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:42 PM Author: Misanthropic cracking old irish cottage 180 best post ever on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899821) |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 11:22 AM Author: Appetizing abode that thread made my morning.
*starts whistling "re: your brains" by jonathan coulton* |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:06 PM Author: yapping gaming laptop public bath neckless dumb jock:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/lewis_paul.shtml
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Date: April 30th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: Startled affirmative action You must have been severely picked on if you think that guy is a jock in any way. And dumb?
"As a student at the Yale Law School, Paul Lewis served as senior editor of the Yale Law Journal and editor of the Yale Journal of Law and Humanities. After graduation, he served as law clerk to the Honorable David A. Nelson of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit and was an associate with the firm of Mayer, Brown & Platt in Chicago. " |
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Date: September 18th, 2007 12:53 PM Author: vermilion hateful dilemma main people LOL. That first pic is incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8658349) |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 1:44 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary bttt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8661287) |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 5:07 PM Author: Cream striped hyena Wait ... is a different picture up now?
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/kamp_allen.shtml |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 7:57 PM Author: gay hideous becky Same for werewolf:
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/ruebner_ralph.shtml
Also,
http://www.jmls.edu/directory/lousin_ann.shtml
Congrats, XOXO! We've done it again! |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 8:14 PM Author: supple pale rigor lol. Outstanding.
The pics look MUCH better. |
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Date: September 19th, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Marvelous lay definitely a classic thread in the making (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8663981) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary bump
Edit: Darn, it looks like they changed some of the pictures. |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:33 PM Author: bonkers insane round eye business firm I'm literally crying from laughing. And apparently some of the pictures used to actually be much worse. Holy shit, thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896683) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:37 PM Author: Nubile Milk Party Of The First Part You can still see the original here: http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GZHY_enUS228US228&q=allen+kamp&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896706) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:40 PM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary I only see the new one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896723) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:41 PM Author: Frisky trailer park google image search for his name - it should appear in the images, 3rd one over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896727) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Demanding Exhilarant Antidepressant Drug Wow, that is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896813) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:09 AM Author: concupiscible locale philosopher-king You can still see the werewolf's picture this way too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896836) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: jet library He looks like the character that Dan Akroyd played in that horrible move Nothing But Trouble (which belongs in the forgettable early to mid 90s thread).
[edit] see the trailer http://imdb.com/title/tt0102558/trailers-screenplay-E12192-310
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:39 PM Author: vermilion hateful dilemma main people fuck. we should have saved the originals :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896717) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:41 PM Author: Frisky trailer park I feel the same about the People's College of Law pics *tear* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896726) |
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Date: November 14th, 2007 11:48 PM Author: canary galvanic puppy some of the pics (esp. the one in teh OP) look like they just took the old photo and messed with the coloring to make the person appear less pasty white and dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896755) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:21 AM Author: up-to-no-good half-breed parlor archived page:
http://web.archive.org/web/20061109183808/http://www.jmls.edu/directory/kamp_allen.shtml |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:25 AM Author: Disgusting Principal's Office Filthpig HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8896913) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 12:26 AM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary LOL! That's the one!
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Date: November 15th, 2007 8:26 AM Author: vermilion hateful dilemma main people high five (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8897647) |
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Date: November 15th, 2007 8:29 AM Author: Coral confused water buffalo hahahha
tytyty
it sucks that they updated them but their true zombie nature will always be preserved thanks to webarchive. |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 8:23 PM Author: Burgundy doctorate garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8911374) |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 8:29 PM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary When I click on Kamp's archived page, my browser shows his new, normal pic but then quickly reverts to the old zombie pic. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8911409) |
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Date: January 17th, 2008 10:38 PM Author: cordovan genital piercing oh my god, this just happened to me too. i am LULZing with abandon! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9179614) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:14 AM Author: pearl generalized bond mad cow disease same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710231) |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 10:06 PM Author: up-to-no-good half-breed parlor The Faculty
http://web.archive.org/web/20061109184339/www.jmls.edu/directory/faculty_directory.shtml |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 10:19 PM Author: Olive Offensive Coffee Pot Corn Cake I highly recommend this thread. The links that have the old and new pics get solid 180s. I also liked the black guy who had his scalp off at some point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8911949) |
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Date: November 18th, 2007 10:22 PM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Removing the scalp is essential. How else are the zombies going to eat his fresh brains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#8911973) |
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Date: January 17th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: 180 market love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9179572) |
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Date: January 17th, 2008 10:49 PM Author: Curious unhinged international law enforcement agency casino tyty. i somehow missed this on earlier rounds. i lold my fucking ass off. stomach hurts. 180 SQUARED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9179670) |
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Date: January 17th, 2008 10:46 PM Author: carmine frum locus hairy legs This thread was too fucking much. My gf hates this site, yet even she was on the ground wheezing with silent laughter.
This thread is up there with "talk like LSDers".
Kudos to everyone involved. |
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Date: January 17th, 2008 10:57 PM Author: judgmental reading party http://web.archive.org/web/20060901191448/www.jmls.edu/directory/john_corkery.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9179702) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:16 AM Author: pearl generalized bond mad cow disease WHAT THE FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710233) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:43 AM Author: walnut exciting area LOL!
That one flips between the new pic and the old one.
Truly lulz-worthy. |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 10:52 PM Author: swollen mentally impaired school cafeteria associate BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9429849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 10:57 PM Author: adventurous chrome theater telephone oh god, a true classic. this one had me LOLing like hell. Unfortunately some of those archived links are invalid now for some reason. We should have hidebehinded those pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9429879) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 11:02 PM Author: Nubile Milk Party Of The First Part You must not have seen this - pure solid gold. Click on Kamp, then wait. Your mind will explode (then kamp will feast on your brains)
http://web.archive.org/web/20060901163638/www.jmls.edu/directory/faculty_directory.shtml |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 11:11 PM Author: adventurous chrome theater telephone LO fn L. Yes!
I think this is THE funniest thread I've ever seen here |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 4:01 AM Author: nighttime avocado set ratface WOW. i thought the " new " pic was bad enough but then wow!! i seriously laughed for five minutes non stop.
remember those stupid old " screamers" ( whats worng with this picture? look closeley and then after 45 seconds a face would rush teh camera and the speakers would scream)
we should rework those with these pics.
anyone out there with ytmnd skills?? |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:14 AM Author: Grizzly Glittery Kitty Nowag HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
zomg i cant breath im laughing so hard |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 6:01 PM Author: fighting death wish sound barrier I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes, holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9712806) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:27 PM Author: canary galvanic puppy I just did this 10 times in a row and still can't stop laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899783) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:35 PM Author: onyx beta candlestick maker sanctuary Click on Ruebner to see him turn into a werewolf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899803) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 11:08 PM Author: brilliant twinkling uncleanness LOLOLOLOL
*roommate wakes up* |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 11:16 PM Author: Nubile Milk Party Of The First Part Oh how I wish I was there for the discussion at John Marshall after they discovered this thread and decided to re-do the pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9430042) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 1:49 AM Author: Aromatic Self-absorbed Cuckold Skinny Woman I rank this thread as pound-for-pound GOAT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9709331) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 4:29 AM Author: Metal vigorous stag film pistol oh man the old pic is amazing. seriously this is got to be one of the funniest threads i've seen.
SOLID 180. |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 7:54 AM Author: Grizzly Glittery Kitty Nowag still cracking up. tears streaming from my face from laughter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710218) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 8:08 AM Author: Blathering Degenerate BRAINS^180!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9710224) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 2:11 PM Author: Lavender Maniacal Chad bumping best thread in history of everything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9711518) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 2:16 PM Author: beady-eyed knife Ty for bumping this. I needed the lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9711556) |
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Date: April 30th, 2008 2:53 PM Author: Bateful digit ratio native Truly classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9711799) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:33 AM Author: Razzle Hot Station needs a bump even if ruined by JMSL changing the pics :(
but this will always be a solace
Date: March 4th, 2008 11:02 PM Author: Hi whokebe!
You must not have seen this - pure solid gold. Click on Kamp, then wait. Your mind will explode (then kamp will feast on your brains)
http://web.archive.org/web/20060901163638/www.jmls.edu/directory/faculty_directory.shtml
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9429925)
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:43 AM Author: mildly autistic really tough guy apparently they're also #1 in disability law: http://www.jmls.edu/directory/acevedo_arthur.shtml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9721079) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:51 AM Author: Metal vigorous stag film pistol cold. fucking stone cold. (ok, i lol'd) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9721101) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM Author: mildly autistic really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9721109) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 4:18 PM Author: Dun federal gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899655) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:21 PM Author: Lavender Maniacal Chad ROFL thank you for bumping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899768) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:35 PM Author: Stimulating erotic double fault stain hahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899802) |
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Date: June 17th, 2008 5:42 PM Author: canary galvanic puppy Link to John Marshall's student orientation guide: http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/
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Date: June 17th, 2008 6:23 PM Author: Lavender Maniacal Chad 177. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=688335&forum_id=2#9899910) |