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JuliaRetarded: Back from Modeling in Paris, Taking ?'s.

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating expe...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional...
supple fighting idea he suggested
  08/09/04
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
My tits and nose are real btw. It's wonderful to resemble...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
My butt-hole is stretched.
sapphire charismatic fat ankles parlor
  08/09/04
Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass-- my boyfrie...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Thank you.
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass ...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
I eat botox for breakfast.
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
165 for the thread as a whole.
geriatric concupiscible native
  08/09/04
165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my m...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just t...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the ...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in t...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take te...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
ahahah that's funny on so many levels.
slippery dashing theater
  08/09/04
Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon yo...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather g...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time m...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting ...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Uh-huh.
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Mode...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I do...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and ...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Looks like a can opener to me.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hos...
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
HA!
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Im getting dizzy reading this
Wine stag film alpha
  08/09/04
my photos also have that effect on people.
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious wi...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?
Wine stag film alpha
  08/09/04
got a 9.2 on hotornot.com
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You would have a 5 if you were not naked.
Exhilarant Den
  08/09/04
No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo. http://www.ho...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
This photo IS me. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Who gave me the bruised left eye?
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Sigh. No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at th...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Your life must have meaning now.
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes y...
slippery dashing theater
  08/09/04
OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually prett...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's ...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Oh, stop flaming, moron.
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwis...
slippery dashing theater
  08/09/04
I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind o...
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agoo...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. An...
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.
Swollen principal's office azn
  08/09/04
There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get stead...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Do you get paid for any of that?
Exhilarant Den
  08/09/04
Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a comp...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.
Exhilarant Den
  08/09/04
i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now....
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry. If...
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air,...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RI...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
So you net about $50 per month during December and lose mone...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $1...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
I have a co-host, moron,so we split that. If you don't beli...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. ...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just ...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not liste...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Sigh. Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austri...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
Will you be interviewing your genital warts?
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated ...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? S...
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, whi...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tear...
Flushed lodge place of business
  08/09/04
Why do you hate white people so much?
Wine stag film alpha
  08/09/04
Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN ...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
You could be staying with the same guy because you both have...
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  08/09/04
Racist bitch.
Godawful field internal respiration
  08/09/04
I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to a...
pontificating purple dingle berry
  08/09/04
Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.
Razzmatazz church building
  01/31/05
167
Godawful field internal respiration
  08/09/04
that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course,...
Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge
  08/09/04
I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance ...
yellow stead
  08/09/04
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Glittery overrated heaven
  08/09/04
best thread in months.
cobalt base wrinkle
  08/09/04
correct. this thread = 175
Blathering Flesh Rigor
  08/09/04
177
Wine stag film alpha
  08/09/04
...
Blue hot library hairy legs
  08/09/04
Funniest thread since the migration from PR.
White Shivering Cruise Ship Striped Hyena
  08/09/04
No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting ...
Sinister Ticket Booth Cumskin
  08/09/04
someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?
self-absorbed parlour
  08/09/04
It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They wer...
Sinister Ticket Booth Cumskin
  08/09/04
that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty q...
self-absorbed parlour
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Fucking great.
alcoholic market
  08/09/04
This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the ...
wonderful reading party
  08/10/04
*Bump* this was a classic
Learning disabled onyx house jap
  10/28/04
I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.
contagious slap-happy crackhouse
  10/29/04
Bump
spectacular sickened nursing home
  11/18/04
Bump
Hateful Deranged Pistol Piazza
  12/09/04
another classic julia thread.
spectacular sickened nursing home
  01/31/05
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Claret set prole
  01/31/05
180 squared
Boyish mexican
  01/31/05
I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the foo...
Claret set prole
  02/03/05
...
big ruby karate
  11/02/05
long overdue
scarlet sneaky criminal codepig
  03/21/07


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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating experiences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1143994)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:09 AM
Author: supple fighting idea he suggested

Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional self-parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144009)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144016)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:31 AM
Author: yellow stead

You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ever laid eyes upon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144114)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:35 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

My tits and nose are real btw.

It's wonderful to resemble someone famous for looking great in a dress, Jamie Farr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144146)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:37 AM
Author: sapphire charismatic fat ankles parlor

My butt-hole is stretched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144166)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: yellow stead

Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass--

my boyfriend may be small and quite unattractive; however he makes a lot of money and works only 39 hours a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144244)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:38 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144177)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: yellow stead

Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass me the anti-wrinkle cream, quickly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144259)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

I eat botox for breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144283)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:41 AM
Author: geriatric concupiscible native

165 for the thread as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144192)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:42 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my medical career. Modeling pays the bills though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144205)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:45 AM
Author: yellow stead

FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I would make as an attorney. I am a PAID model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144230)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:44 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just tremendously uncreative in your search for entertainment?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144216)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144235)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144245)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the demands of my modeling career. I was modeling in Milan at the time and couldn't break away to Stockholm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144266)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale and get a 49?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144270)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in the makeup chair at every modeling shoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144297)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take text-books with me to acting jobs/sets during undergrad. Lots of people in that industry who are also in college do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144314)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: slippery dashing theater

ahahah that's funny on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144352)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: yellow stead

Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon you also enjoy "using?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144281)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather give oral; but, my nose gets in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144321)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:52 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time model?

I do lots of small-time, primarily local gigs, because obviously, I am short, voluptuous and nowhere near beautiful enough to be a international/top model.Get a clue, folks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144285)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting guard for the Knicks / Fields Medal winner).

He logged on last night and took questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144301)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Uh-huh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144318)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: yellow stead

Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Model in the World. My Jay Leno chin, bulbous nose and coarse horse hair are all the rage right now in the industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144320)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I don't care for, particularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144331)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144358)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty, not ugly. I'm well aware of my unnatractive features,and my nose is not really problematic --my chin and under-eyes are.My hair gets lots of compliments and is thick and healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144372)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144396)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and pretty, it's not a fucking avian-type disaster. It's fine. I'm sorry you disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144407)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Looks like a can opener to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144460)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hosting, and defense contracting, I also export my nostril hair to toilet brush manufacturers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144418)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144423)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144375)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: Wine stag film alpha

Im getting dizzy reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144258)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

my photos also have that effect on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144262)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious with my coochie stank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144278)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Wine stag film alpha

Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144305)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

got a 9.2 on hotornot.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144312)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:56 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8

I know that means very little, but I thought I should correct you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144327)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Exhilarant Den

You would have a 5 if you were not naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144334)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot(neck up ONLY) taken with my web-cam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144363)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: yellow stead

I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEEMERE&key=ATJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144420)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:18 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144466)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:22 AM
Author: yellow stead

This photo IS me.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=63634&mc=40&forum_id=2#1039478

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144483)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

Who gave me the bruised left eye?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144494)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:29 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144520)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: yellow stead

Sigh.

No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup. This is me, in my natural state. I look a bit like Kate Moss, don't you think? I think Calvin Klein should put me in those au naturale photo shoots of his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144529)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:32 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at the linear accelerater (slipped and fell while deep in thought) when i was trying to resolve the heisenberg uncertainty principle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144539)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

Your life must have meaning now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144339)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: slippery dashing theater

i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes you down a notch to like 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144366)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually pretty close to how I'd describe myself, too. Some people think I'm unattractive, others think I'm very attractive. I'm just content to be pleased with myself and have enough people think I'm attractive enough to get steady tv/film work.

I'm no beauty, but I'm a normally attractive girl with some very good and some sub-par features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144390)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's even par?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144406)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:09 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Oh, stop flaming, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144409)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: slippery dashing theater

you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwise you wouldn't talk so much about how good you think you look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144549)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:37 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above-average, both of which correlate with about a 7 or 8. Find me a thread where I claim to be beautiful or gorgeous.Answer: You won't find one, because no such thread exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144566)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind of cute when you had some flesh on your bones, but the recent pics look like skeltor... not pretty.

Though Im sure you could grace the cover of crackwhore magazine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144585)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:41 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agood night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144592)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. And Im really being honest. The pics I have seen recently remind me of the hollow eyed stares of Nazi death camp survivors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144627)





Date: August 9th, 2004 6:23 PM
Author: Swollen principal's office azn

you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148445)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: yellow stead

There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of my booming modeling career. It will pass in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144269)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get steady Spanish-language acting work , have a decent radio show, and get small-time modeling gigs. Quit the bullshit, because I never claimed to be anything else. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144299)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Exhilarant Den

Do you get paid for any of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144317)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a completely unspectacular import-car tv show last night in both English and Spanish.Obviously, it's not gonna make me famous, or anything, but it pays really well, and I get national tv exposure in both languages as a show host, interviewer,and producer. Despite the fact that the content is inane, it's solid experience and a nice paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144357)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Exhilarant Den

I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144361)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:02 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144368)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144373)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144389)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144401)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady income, unless the project volume increases substantially. It's a sweet gig, though, in that I have a mangerial title to put on my resume and I get a nifty blackberry/cell phone/wireless internet device.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144402)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144425)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:16 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty functions!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144453)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry.

If you collected enough, you could make a tall glass of bubble tea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144471)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: yellow stead

FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who also sells fabulous used cars on the side. He pays me $9 an hour to talk on his fantastic, popular, booming AM radio show. Please show some respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144337)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come directly from sponsors.

Yeah, the owner of THE STATION is a megalomaniac multi-millionaire of a senile Italian dude who also owns a huge dealership in town and has whole wings of Loyola Hospital named after him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144415)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:14 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air, and then you try to resell the time to advertizers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144440)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RIGHTS TO IT, INCLUDING ADVERTISING SALES.

We pay a monthly rate to the station owner, but all the sponsor proceeds are OURS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144463)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:21 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

So you net about $50 per month during December and lose money for the other 11 months. You're talking about a vanity project, not a career and not even a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144479)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $150/30 secs and average 7-8 mins of ads an hour(one hour per week).

It's not difficult to sell ads if you have decent show in a large market --- every small business can afford our rates, as they're exceedingly reasonable for ashow that's heard all-over Chicago-land.

No, it's not a career, nor a job --It's a wonderful hobby that gets me some great exposure and experience, while generating decent income. Not too shabby, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144493)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:33 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144545)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume your production costs are negligible; so, you're claiming a net income of over $100000 per year from your radio show. I don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144553)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:39 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I have a co-host, moron,so we split that.

If you don't believe me, why don't you look into the radio industry yourself. Find a small-medium sized am station that sells time blocks, create a show proposal, and go for it. If you have any talent/skill/pizazz, you, too can have this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144577)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:43 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. I don't believe you make one tenth of $100000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144599)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:46 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just gotta generate new show ideas weekly, have a lot of initiative in doing research, getting good guests, selling ads, promoting the show, on top of having a good radio voice,and being fluid and articulate. I invest an average of 15-20 hrs/week on this.

I'm telling you -- it requires effort, ingenuity, entrepeneuralism and a little talent, but you can make a solid chunk of change at this.I strongly suggest you try it if you're at all good at speaking/interviewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144613)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:58 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144671)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: yellow stead

My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not listed in the official list of the AM "featured stars," as Boondocks pointed out, I am still quite prestigious. A sleazy italian used car dealer gave me the spot if I promised him a free pass to my strip club performance for him and his buddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144462)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:20 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Sigh.

Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site(because it's a new, once-weekly show). I NEVER claimed it was a huge show --just that it's growing,doing well in terms of sponsorships, and that we get pretty decent guests.

We'll be streaming on-line and have our own site up next month,t hough, so out-of-town folk can listen to it if they want. We're alao talking to syndicators,as well as WLS and WGN> The show may end up being a complete bust or a huge success; either way, I'm enjoying it immensely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144477)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: yellow stead

In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austria. It is quite difficult to have a guest dingleburry from across the ocean, on my show!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144490)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

Will you be interviewing your genital warts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144527)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated by them.

I'll tecah you a little bit about STD prevention, however, since you seem to be so worried.

I don't have std's because:

I'm in a 4-year monogamous relationship. I'm not a stupid white chick or dumb cracker college kid who goes to bars to "hook up" with people. I have sex with one partner, for years at a time, hence, no disease.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144557)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:38 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? Speaking of which... 4 year monogamous relationship yet you are up quite often at all hours of the night....

Youre a modern 21st Century gurl, I assume you are letting your man bang other women or something? Or does he just have no stamina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144576)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, while I sleep 'till 11. Are you just that stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144583)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: Flushed lodge place of business

Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tearing up that ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144615)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:44 AM
Author: Wine stag film alpha

Why do you hate white people so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144603)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144618)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN WHITES, but I also dislike the ghetto mentaloty of some urban blacks,etc. My bf is white,a dn I have lots of white friends. I just like decent, intelligent people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144625)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:45 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

You could be staying with the same guy because you both have Herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144609)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:48 AM
Author: Godawful field internal respiration

Racist bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144621)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:51 AM
Author: pontificating purple dingle berry

I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to any college bar, you know what I'm saying is true. I apologize if this describes your behavior, but it's not my fault if you're a promiscuous "hook-up" bar type. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144635)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church building

Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038706)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Godawful field internal respiration

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144323)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Effete International Law Enforcement Agency Indian Lodge

that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course, i completely forgot to do the games section, but i managed to get everything else perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144330)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:59 AM
Author: yellow stead

I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance letter though; somehow it got stuck up the ass of my 80 year old boyfriend with tapered leg khakis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144343)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Glittery overrated heaven

This thread is fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144359)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:13 AM
Author: cobalt base wrinkle

best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144435)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:15 AM
Author: Blathering Flesh Rigor

correct.

this thread = 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144444)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: Wine stag film alpha

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144459)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:36 AM
Author: Blue hot library hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145387)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:51 AM
Author: White Shivering Cruise Ship Striped Hyena

Funniest thread since the migration from PR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145467)





Date: August 9th, 2004 2:24 PM
Author: Sinister Ticket Booth Cumskin

No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting tubgirl. This is a good bet for the top ten, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1146776)





Date: August 9th, 2004 3:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlour

someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147041)





Date: August 9th, 2004 3:09 PM
Author: Sinister Ticket Booth Cumskin

It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They were leaked first on here, and Leiter posted a link on his blog, only to have the author change the link to tubgirl. The first xoxo victory, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147081)





Date: August 9th, 2004 6:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed parlour

that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty quickly, but still. I wonder if that gaffe got much circulation at UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148525)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:35 PM
Author: alcoholic market

Hilarious. Fucking great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1150087)





Date: August 10th, 2004 9:38 AM
Author: wonderful reading party

This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1152485)





Date: October 28th, 2004 11:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled onyx house jap

*Bump* this was a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1564557)





Date: October 29th, 2004 6:21 AM
Author: contagious slap-happy crackhouse

I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1565702)





Date: November 18th, 2004 3:32 PM
Author: spectacular sickened nursing home

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1670349)





Date: December 9th, 2004 8:41 PM
Author: Hateful Deranged Pistol Piazza

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1767494)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: spectacular sickened nursing home

another classic julia thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038625)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Claret set prole

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038646)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Boyish mexican

180 squared

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038691)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: Claret set prole

I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2053362)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: big ruby karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#4196725)





Date: March 21st, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: scarlet sneaky criminal codepig

long overdue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#7787777)