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The Secret Diary of Whokebe

excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/26/07
nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175
federal navy station
  10/26/07
...
blue razzle national
  10/27/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accoun...
ebony idea he suggested
  11/20/07
12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped ...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
wait - that's from my diary.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/26/07
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary,...
Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/26/07
Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack J...
aromatic stag film chad
  10/26/07
Why did you copy my post?
Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/26/07
i really enjoyed it
aromatic stag film chad
  10/26/07
ty dood
Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap
  10/26/07
yw
aromatic stag film chad
  10/26/07
...
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/28/07
December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave m...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning I sit here silently,...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/26/07
178
ebony idea he suggested
  10/26/07
Reply Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim de...
Lascivious transparent center
  10/26/07
Why are you using a community account to preserve a communit...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
180 wow srsly
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i co...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/26/07
i will preserve for posterity. Date: October 26th, 2007...
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/26/07
you are a gentleman and a whokebe
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/26/07
if you come back later under your real moniker to take credi...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/26/07
fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180
federal navy station
  10/26/07
179
Lascivious transparent center
  10/27/07
179
Lascivious transparent center
  10/27/07
...
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/28/07
180
Obsidian Razzmatazz Dopamine Coldplay Fan
  11/20/07
instant classic thread
Irate Shrine Cuckoldry
  10/26/07
have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for ...
doobsian church building
  10/26/07
i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate ...
Dull Step-uncle's House
  10/26/07
yes we would!
federal navy station
  10/26/07
awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced usel...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/26/07
1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating...
lavender excitant selfie
  10/26/07
i lulzed heavily
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/26/07
i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm
ebony idea he suggested
  10/27/07
No 1:19 was the best.
Supple apoplectic tanning salon
  08/24/08
nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33
self-absorbed titillating prole
  08/24/08
I LOLed
Lascivious transparent center
  10/29/07
this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the histo...
self-absorbed titillating prole
  08/24/08
lmao
Supple apoplectic tanning salon
  08/24/08
stfu whokebe
Fuchsia Frum Heaven Foreskin
  08/24/08
STOP, whokebe.
Supple apoplectic tanning salon
  08/24/08
haaaa
Fuchsia Frum Heaven Foreskin
  08/24/08
probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop fol...
self-absorbed titillating prole
  08/24/08
October 10, 2007 Dear Diary, I sent an email to the wa...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/27/07
awesome.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/27/07
...
Lascivious transparent center
  10/28/07
...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/28/07
October 31, 2001 It was a hard thing to get up this mor...
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/28/07
"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off ...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/29/07
right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/29/07
was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz
jade angry dragon
  10/29/07
That was the joke, Ted
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/29/07
If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/29/07
that was pretty fucking brilliant
ebony idea he suggested
  10/29/07
Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php...
ebony idea he suggested
  10/29/07
EPIC for posterity: http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33
ebony idea he suggested
  11/20/07
this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new...
federal navy station
  10/29/07
180
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/29/07
Now THAT is amazing.
Brass Fluffy Native
  10/29/07
180 whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread
Irate Shrine Cuckoldry
  10/29/07
ty
Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting
  10/29/07
I am completely blown away.
Charcoal Whorehouse Knife
  10/29/07
i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i pict...
federal navy station
  10/29/07
So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpie...
Charcoal Whorehouse Knife
  10/29/07
the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NY...
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/29/07
aha. ty.
Charcoal Whorehouse Knife
  10/29/07
its his diary
federal navy station
  10/29/07
http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  10/29/07
what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.
Provocative Field
  10/31/07
doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundles...
ebony idea he suggested
  10/31/07
why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?
Provocative Field
  10/31/07
it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could fin...
ebony idea he suggested
  10/31/07
and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other pi...
Provocative Field
  10/31/07
van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and ros...
ebony idea he suggested
  10/31/07
thanks
Provocative Field
  10/31/07
and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in i...
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
radiohead poster. hth
ebony idea he suggested
  11/01/07
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the basebal...
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre, I'd n...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  11/02/07
i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  11/02/07
dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't ...
Provocative Field
  11/02/07
who is aldous huxley ...?
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  11/02/07
I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.
Supple apoplectic tanning salon
  08/24/08
those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really sh...
self-absorbed titillating prole
  08/24/08
I loled.
Supple apoplectic tanning salon
  08/24/08
what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker
Glassy fighting resort
  09/30/08
ty
stirring jew
  09/30/08
October 29, 2007. 8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful ...
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/29/07
"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes t...
Irate Shrine Cuckoldry
  10/29/07
what is this firefox plug you speak of?
jade angry dragon
  10/29/07
8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those th...
Lascivious transparent center
  10/29/07
That was an awesome entry.
federal navy station
  11/02/07
September 24, 2007 Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt....
Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting
  10/29/07
haha perfect
Lascivious transparent center
  10/29/07
ty pauliewalnuts
Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting
  10/29/07
Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana...
dark rigpig nursing home
  10/29/07
ty
ebony idea he suggested
  12/14/07
"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probabl...
self-absorbed titillating prole
  08/24/08
October 30, 2047 1. Telepath derogatory thread about bla...
cordovan mother
  10/29/07
ROFL
federal navy station
  10/29/07
*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was ...
red therapy
  10/29/07
Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.
alcoholic diverse senate
  10/29/07
that is absolutely not true
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  10/29/07
Hi Whokebe!
alcoholic diverse senate
  10/29/07
hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're al...
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  10/29/07
stfu
alcoholic diverse senate
  10/29/07
you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  10/29/07
stfu.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  10/29/07
?
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  04/09/08
?
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  04/09/08
are we friends?
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  04/09/08
yes, friend.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  04/09/08
completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn comp...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community acco...
know-it-all masturbator hospital
  10/29/07
this is the TITCR
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.
indigo adventurous associate immigrant
  10/29/07
supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time t...
federal navy station
  10/29/07
October 25, 2007 5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners h...
Electric cyan preventive strike location
  10/29/07
168 with AA bump, 176
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/29/07
Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. T...
ebony idea he suggested
  10/29/07
wtf? you should retire dood
Electric cyan preventive strike location
  10/29/07
stfu whokebe
federal navy station
  11/02/07
lol faggot
Electric cyan preventive strike location
  11/06/07
...
comical brindle cruise ship hominid
  10/31/07
tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.
federal navy station
  10/31/07
All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the t...
federal navy station
  11/01/07
No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is abo...
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best th...
Thriller range private investor
  11/01/07
seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the i...
federal navy station
  11/02/07
Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
link? you're whokebe?
ebony idea he suggested
  11/01/07
you forgot the porn too.
Provocative Field
  11/01/07
you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.
ebony idea he suggested
  11/01/07
Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doen...
Provocative Field
  11/02/07
this thread is full of niggerism.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  11/01/07
still an instant classic
Charismatic address double fault
  11/12/07
this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.
boyish orchestra pit doctorate
  11/20/07
please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia
tripping amethyst stage sweet tailpipe
  11/20/07
holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of ...
sexy up-to-no-good deer antler locus
  11/20/07
Credited.
pink vivacious theater stage
  11/20/07
...
hairless talented spot bbw
  12/09/07
BUMP
nudist snowy university
  12/14/07
i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally
Odious twinkling casino ratface
  12/14/07
is he your schtick, pensive?
nudist snowy university
  12/14/07
hi pensive
Odious twinkling casino ratface
  12/14/07
he thinks this means he's "popular"
indecent pea-brained principal's office
  12/14/07
OMG BUMP
Lascivious transparent center
  12/14/07
my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread
stirring jew
  12/29/07
bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)
fantasy-prone locale mexican
  01/18/08
lol no
overrated mad cow disease
  03/02/08
Should I retire?
erotic heady dingle berry
  04/24/08
racist!
Unholy rambunctious wagecucks menage
  05/01/08
...
idiotic contagious property
  05/13/08
180
massive hell fat ankles
  06/04/08
mean.
flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef
  08/24/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8815649)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: federal navy station

nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910)





Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM
Author: blue razzle national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533)





Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM

Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]

excerpt:

9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.

9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.

9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.

9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.

9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.

9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917083)





Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005)





Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

wait - that's from my diary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816044)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: aromatic stag film chad

Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM

Author: whokebestrack

January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California

Dear Diary,

Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816123)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap

Why did you copy my post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: aromatic stag film chad

i really enjoyed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Violet Passionate Mad-dog Skullcap

ty dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147)





Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic stag film chad

yw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816200)





Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824562)





Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning

Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816544)





Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816840)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

Reply

Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: kim deal's slight lisp

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816841)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

180 wow srsly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816843)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

i will preserve for posterity.

Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM

Author: earl dood

December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning

I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816855)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

you are a gentleman and a whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

i would laugh, but it hits too close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844)





Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: federal navy station

fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819159)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819164)





Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545)





Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Obsidian Razzmatazz Dopamine Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242)





Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM
Author: Irate Shrine Cuckoldry

instant classic thread



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817044)





Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: doobsian church building

have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209)





Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Dull Step-uncle's House

i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229)





Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: federal navy station

yes we would!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369)





Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268)





Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: lavender excitant selfie

1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating.

1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses

1:23 pm Bump nigger thread.

1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers

1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter.

1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817414)





Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

i lulzed heavily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503)





Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic tanning salon

No 1:19 was the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed titillating prole

nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

I LOLed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM
Author: self-absorbed titillating prole

this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic tanning salon

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia Frum Heaven Foreskin

stfu whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic tanning salon

STOP, whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Fuchsia Frum Heaven Foreskin

haaaa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385)





Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed titillating prole

probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410)





Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

October 10, 2007

Dear Diary,

I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:

"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"

She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818485)





Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818)





Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917)





Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918)





Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home

October 31, 2001

It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event.

Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work....

It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough.

It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed.

In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus.

I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis.

She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before.

Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824517)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

"I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."

Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825660)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: jade angry dragon

was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

That was the joke, Ted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home

If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

that was pretty fucking brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742)





Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

Official Thread Artwork:

http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825767)





Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

EPIC

for posterity:

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826388)





Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

http://hidebehind.com/A43E33

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086)





Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: federal navy station

this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level

whokebe is an utter disgrace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826405)





Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521)





Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Brass Fluffy Native

Now THAT is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: Irate Shrine Cuckoldry

180

whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827288)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Charcoal Whorehouse Knife

I am completely blown away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: federal navy station

i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Charcoal Whorehouse Knife

So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?

edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827701)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Charcoal Whorehouse Knife

aha. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: federal navy station

its his diary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Provocative Field

what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: Provocative Field

why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Provocative Field

and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks

mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads

the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837525)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Provocative Field

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: Provocative Field

and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

radiohead poster. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: Provocative Field

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM

Author: diandre,

I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)

ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.

Diandre

AK47

Whokebe

Aznazn

who else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842111)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: Provocative Field

dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

who is aldous huxley ...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic tanning salon

I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM
Author: self-absorbed titillating prole

those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388)





Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM
Author: Supple apoplectic tanning salon

I loled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM
Author: Glassy fighting resort

what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM
Author: stirring jew

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home

October 29, 2007.

8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.

8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.

8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.

8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.

8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.

8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!

3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827274)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: Irate Shrine Cuckoldry

"Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827292)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM
Author: jade angry dragon

what is this firefox plug you speak of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc

i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827325)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: federal navy station

That was an awesome entry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting

September 24, 2007

Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.

Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827353)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

haha perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Zombie-like curious gas station famous landscape painting

ty pauliewalnuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374)





Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: dark rigpig nursing home

Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM
Author: self-absorbed titillating prole

"Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."

Great Thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092311)





Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: cordovan mother

October 30, 2047

1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal

2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat

3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer

4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827554)





Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: federal navy station

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668)





Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

*prints this thread out, carries it in pocket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017)





Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: red therapy

i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043)





Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse senate

Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318)





Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

that is absolutely not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse senate

Hi Whokebe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: alcoholic diverse senate

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750)





Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122)





Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166)





Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

are we friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171)





Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

yes, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515)





Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: know-it-all masturbator hospital

i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

this is the TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM
Author: indigo adventurous associate immigrant

I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: federal navy station

supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.

and its only a few days old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828858)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: Electric cyan preventive strike location

October 25, 2007

5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.

5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.

5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.

5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.

5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.

5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.

6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.

9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.

10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828888)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid

168

with AA bump, 176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828920)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929)





Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Electric cyan preventive strike location

wtf? you should retire dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: federal navy station

stfu whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185)





Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Electric cyan preventive strike location

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM
Author: comical brindle cruise ship hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM
Author: federal navy station

tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM
Author: Provocative Field

All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM
Author: federal navy station

you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Provocative Field

No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758)





Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM
Author: Thriller range private investor

Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: federal navy station

seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Provocative Field

Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

link?

you're whokebe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841854)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Provocative Field

you forgot the porn too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: ebony idea he suggested

you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM
Author: Provocative Field

Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

this thread is full of niggerism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841802)





Date: November 12th, 2007 1:22 AM
Author: Charismatic address double fault

still an instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8884623)





Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: boyish orchestra pit doctorate

this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168)





Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: tripping amethyst stage sweet tailpipe

please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248)





Date: November 20th, 2007 3:40 AM
Author: sexy up-to-no-good deer antler locus

holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of an xoxo thread?

a million 180s for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917336)





Date: November 20th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: pink vivacious theater stage

Credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8918630)





Date: December 9th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: hairless talented spot bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9001324)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: nudist snowy university

BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024798)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: Odious twinkling casino ratface

i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: nudist snowy university

is he your schtick, pensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024833)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Odious twinkling casino ratface

hi pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024848)





Date: December 14th, 2007 3:38 AM
Author: indecent pea-brained principal's office

he thinks this means he's "popular"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024879)





Date: December 14th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Lascivious transparent center

OMG BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9026486)





Date: December 29th, 2007 2:56 PM
Author: stirring jew

my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9085619)





Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone locale mexican

bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 7:02 AM
Author: overrated mad cow disease

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9415091)





Date: April 24th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: erotic heady dingle berry

Should I retire?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9679196)





Date: May 1st, 2008 4:51 AM
Author: Unholy rambunctious wagecucks menage

racist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9715891)





Date: May 13th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: idiotic contagious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9776613)





Date: June 4th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: massive hell fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9857483)





Date: August 24th, 2008 4:58 AM
Author: flesh galvanic volcanic crater french chef

mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092400)