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The Secret Diary of Whokebe
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Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers. 9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry. 9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles. 9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself. 9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: Odious feces knife nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM Author: Garnet Place Of Business Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]
excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.
9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.
9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.
9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.
9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.
9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Maize karate 12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen wait - that's from my diary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: indigo nofapping property milk January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary, Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: Misanthropic theatre therapy Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California
Dear Diary,
Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM Author: indigo nofapping property milk Why did you copy my post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: Misanthropic theatre therapy i really enjoyed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: indigo nofapping property milk ty dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM Author: Misanthropic theatre therapy yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816200) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824562) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM Author: Maize karate December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816840) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry Reply
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim deal's slight lisp
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Maize karate Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Maize karate 180 wow srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816843) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen i will preserve for posterity.
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: earl dood
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster you are a gentleman and a whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Maize karate if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen i would laugh, but it hits too close to home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Odious feces knife fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819159) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819164) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: Clear kitty faggot firefighter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel instant classic thread
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: indecent locus skinny woman have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM Author: Sinister market i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM Author: Odious feces knife yes we would! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: Maize karate awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM Author: Lime outnumbered coldplay fan 1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating. 1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses 1:23 pm Bump nigger thread. 1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers 1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter. 1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster i lulzed heavily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM Author: razzle range No 1:19 was the best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM Author: Vigorous ceo set nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry I LOLed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM Author: Vigorous ceo set this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM Author: razzle range lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM Author: twinkling party of the first part stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM Author: razzle range STOP, whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: twinkling party of the first part haaaa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM Author: Vigorous ceo set probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster October 10, 2007
Dear Diary,
I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:
"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"
She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman. |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: Maize karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath October 31, 2001
It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event. Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work.... It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough. It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed. In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus. I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis. She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before. Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster "I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."
Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: Maize karate the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM Author: Adventurous whorehouse was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: Maize karate That was the joke, Ted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator that was pretty fucking brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster EPIC
for posterity:
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM Author: Odious feces knife this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level
whokebe is an utter disgrace |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM Author: vivacious fighting temple Now THAT is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel 180
whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: disrespectful indian lodge volcanic crater ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: alcoholic cream library I am completely blown away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: Odious feces knife i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: alcoholic cream library So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?
edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Maize karate the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM Author: alcoholic cream library aha. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Odious feces knife its his diary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Maize karate http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: gold meetinghouse what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM Author: gold meetinghouse why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: gold meetinghouse and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM Author: gold meetinghouse thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: gold meetinghouse and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator radiohead poster. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: gold meetinghouse I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre,
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)
ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.
Diandre AK47 Whokebe Aznazn
who else? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM Author: Maize karate i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM Author: gold meetinghouse dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM Author: Maize karate who is aldous huxley ...? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: razzle range I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM Author: Vigorous ceo set those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM Author: razzle range I loled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM Author: Talking provocative parlour fortuitous meteor what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM Author: sick legend potus ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath October 29, 2007.
8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.
8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.
8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.
8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.
8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.
8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!
3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Chapel "Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "
LOL |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: Adventurous whorehouse what is this firefox plug you speak of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry 8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc
i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Odious feces knife That was an awesome entry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: disrespectful indian lodge volcanic crater September 24, 2007
Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.
Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry haha perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: disrespectful indian lodge volcanic crater ty pauliewalnuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Rose Kitty Cat Public Bath Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: Ocher center masturbator ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM Author: Vigorous ceo set "Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."
Great Thread. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Passionate headpube alpha October 30, 2047
1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal
2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat
3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer
4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM Author: Odious feces knife ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster *prints this thread out, carries it in pocket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: anal university i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: Histrionic soggy stage Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate that is absolutely not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM Author: Histrionic soggy stage Hi Whokebe! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM Author: Histrionic soggy stage stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate are we friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen yes, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Orange philosopher-king degenerate i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster this is the TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM Author: sadistic flushed water buffalo field I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: Odious feces knife supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.
and its only a few days old. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM Author: charismatic hunting ground October 25, 2007
5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.
5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.
5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.
5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.
5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.
5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.
6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.
9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.
10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster 168
with AA bump, 176 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM Author: charismatic hunting ground wtf? you should retire dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Odious feces knife stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM Author: charismatic hunting ground lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM Author: Silver Filthy Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Odious feces knife tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM Author: gold meetinghouse All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM Author: Odious feces knife you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM Author: gold meetinghouse No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM Author: cobalt shrine corn cake Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Odious feces knife seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: gold meetinghouse Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator link?
you're whokebe? |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: gold meetinghouse you forgot the porn too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM Author: Ocher center masturbator you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM Author: gold meetinghouse Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen this thread is full of niggerism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841802) |
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Date: November 12th, 2007 1:22 AM Author: Cerebral bbw selfie still an instant classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8884623) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM Author: razzmatazz ebony piazza round eye this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: grizzly factory reset button principal's office please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 3:40 AM Author: exhilarant filthpig holy shit. how am i only just NOW reading this all-timer of an xoxo thread?
a million 180s for this thread. |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 5:28 PM Author: Cracking sepia stead Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8918630) |
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Date: December 9th, 2007 1:18 PM Author: Diverse school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9001324) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:17 AM Author: contagious massive hospital BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024798) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: pea-brained appetizing den hairy legs i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:25 AM Author: contagious massive hospital is he your schtick, pensive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024833) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:29 AM Author: pea-brained appetizing den hairy legs hi pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024848) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:38 AM Author: At-the-ready 180 Azn Home he thinks this means he's "popular" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024879) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 2:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring jade faggotry OMG BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9026486) |
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Date: December 29th, 2007 2:56 PM Author: sick legend potus my room actually looks not unlike the pic in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9085619) |
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Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM Author: Maize karate bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 7:02 AM Author: Claret Quadroon Tanning Salon lol no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9415091) |
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Date: April 24th, 2008 6:35 PM Author: bull headed messiness Should I retire? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9679196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2008 4:51 AM Author: metal insane sneaky criminal electric furnace racist! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9715891) |
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Date: May 13th, 2008 8:43 AM Author: slap-happy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9776613) |
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Date: June 4th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: Rambunctious wagecucks 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9857483) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:58 AM Author: aphrodisiac glassy really tough guy kitchen mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092400) |