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ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.

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judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/30/07
Wild Turkey When I was little he made me learn to play th...
Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine
  11/01/07
Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the pian...
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singin...
Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine
  11/01/07
I could buy that.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
drink: Dewar's on the rocks. Advice: Don't marry the fir...
Khaki Dilemma
  03/07/08
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon 2. Get your entire body into the pun...
Crusty abusive menage
  10/31/07
most underappreciated post of the day!
Gay Nubile Old Irish Cottage
  10/31/07
indeed.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL ab...
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
lol
Crusty abusive menage
  11/05/07
fucking. awesome. just drank a pbr....
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
I'm going to pick some up at the store.
self-centered legend
  11/01/07
Johnny Walker neat. always meet a woman's family before ...
Fishy mentally impaired resort
  10/31/07
so you can see whether her mom is fat?
irradiated fear-inspiring den
  10/31/07
and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters...
Fishy mentally impaired resort
  11/01/07
dos equis lager (though hardly ever) he did his teaching...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
Mexican?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
Bud. You have your the rest of your life to work hard, en...
spectacular disgusting yarmulke abode
  10/31/07
1) bourbon, neat 2) The day I set foot on that beach in N...
Passionate jewess travel guidebook
  10/31/07
lulz
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
Your dad is Robert Duvall?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie 2.if you're at a poker ...
histrionic french chef dysfunction
  10/31/07
Rusty Nails are delicious.
Fishy mentally impaired resort
  10/31/07
i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie....
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail
brilliant arousing sex offender kitty
  11/01/07
Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything e...
laughsome violet depressive
  10/31/07
as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remembe...
odious cowardly regret
  10/31/07
no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it'...
180 chartreuse corner
  10/31/07
your father is Satan?
vivacious heaven foreskin
  11/01/07
teetoaler hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a tot...
Lascivious self-absorbed toilet seat address
  10/31/07
scotch and water my dad gave me the "find your bliss...
cerebral stead
  10/31/07
nice!
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
And then the background of your living room pulled up like a...
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with di...
peach whorehouse nibblets
  10/31/07
Chivas with a drop of water Don't get a girl pregnant, do...
iridescent theater
  10/31/07
Bud. Make a lot of money and save most of it. Obviousl...
Jet comical ratface
  10/31/07
Amstel Light Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in...
Yellow immigrant library
  10/31/07
malt liquor. he taught me that "if they don't catch ...
slippery police squad
  10/31/07
My dad did that too. Its true.
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
sup dog.
Crusty abusive menage
  10/31/07
what's up?
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we...
slippery police squad
  10/31/07
Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream...
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him fi...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
mom did.
slippery police squad
  10/31/07
Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touc...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
thanks for the mental image, xoxo!
slippery police squad
  10/31/07
You're welcome.
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Sorry to do...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comme...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny ...
slippery police squad
  10/31/07
that's awesome. ty.
cerebral stead
  10/31/07
that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.
irradiated fear-inspiring den
  10/31/07
*waits for AK47*
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  10/31/07
Me too.
self-centered legend
  11/05/07
He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that w...
Galvanic Stag Film
  11/06/07
Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches. My dad ...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
...
transparent rehab idiot
  10/31/07
1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer 2. Don...
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
There's layers to your onion, theo.
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep seve...
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the st...
self-centered legend
  10/31/07
coca-cola classic Start investing early, don't spend beyo...
Ivory Hospital
  10/31/07
Mormon.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
no caffeine for Mormons.
Brindle painfully honest point
  11/01/07
Misconception. No hot caffeine.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities o...
Ivory Hospital
  11/02/07
coffee you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to ge...
Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman
  10/31/07
Wow, the wire really is your daddy.
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down th...
Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman
  10/31/07
don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid ...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
ty.
self-centered legend
  10/31/07
Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a bee...
laughsome violet depressive
  10/31/07
and how to roll a tight fattie?
Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman
  10/31/07
Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.
laughsome violet depressive
  10/31/07
Pimm's No. 1 How to hide your homosexuality from your wi...
self-centered legend
  10/31/07
lulz
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice? 2.) never...
Sadistic mewling round eye
  10/31/07
Courvosier Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Amber Know-it-all Black Woman
  10/31/07
Your dad is Henry Kissinger?
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been &quo...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
nothing similar
Amber Know-it-all Black Woman
  10/31/07
1. Old English 2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it st...
Indigo hominid dog poop
  10/31/07
I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unl...
Galvanic Stag Film
  10/31/07
Valuable lesson indeed.
self-centered legend
  10/31/07
is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.
exciting chrome theater stage
  10/31/07
"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis" ...
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
1. Bottles 2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.
henna sickened nursing home incel
  10/31/07
JW Black Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if...
up-to-no-good bearded place of business
  10/31/07
1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He u...
Cocky mahogany sanctuary
  10/31/07
1. Clorox 2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do t...
godawful flushed home
  10/31/07
Apparently he wasn't very good at it.
self-centered legend
  10/31/07
White wine. Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep you...
provocative costumed cuckoldry wagecucks
  10/31/07
your dad sounds like a classy guy
Cocky mahogany sanctuary
  10/31/07
Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's someth...
provocative costumed cuckoldry wagecucks
  10/31/07
1. Christian Moerlein 2. Being organized is way, way overra...
Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe
  10/31/07
...
Glittery unhinged public bath
  10/31/07
scotch and soda "You mustn't allow yourself to becom...
Avocado business firm striped hyena
  10/31/07
scotch and soda how to choose good whisky, cigs, and ciga...
180 chartreuse corner
  10/31/07
Macallan scotch - 18 yrs Taught me about EBITDA and how t...
Disrespectful sinister box office scourge upon the earth
  10/31/07
The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does...
Mustard trip kitchen
  10/31/07
Your dad sounds like a loser.
transparent rehab idiot
  10/31/07
Probably just a jew.
Ivory Hospital
  10/31/07
Milwaukees Best various random manly things i chose to no...
Adventurous Buff Genital Piercing Orchestra Pit
  10/31/07
who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
lulz
exciting chrome theater stage
  10/31/07
1. Scotch, basically. 2. Don't make excuses, especially i...
aromatic double fault deer antler
  10/31/07
My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish ...
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  10/31/07
A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership...
aromatic double fault deer antler
  10/31/07
1. Negro Cognac 2. Snitches get stiches
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
your pappy was wise
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
AK47? Is that you?
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  10/31/07
1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into troubl...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
plz give details re: 3.
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfill...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
what's his profession?
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on thi...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a backg...
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the w...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money? th...
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, bu...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most stand...
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badge...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblin...
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives ...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
is your materially older than you?
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
i meant to ask about your husband's age.
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
Oh. He's three years younger. I know everyone says girl...
Copper metal ape
  10/31/07
coors light or single malt scotch don't pay other people ...
sick gaming laptop
  10/31/07
1. Scotch and Soda 2. press the 6 and the 8
Opaque fiercely-loyal water buffalo
  10/31/07
Lone Star Management is full of shit. Also, Never get ...
charismatic kitty cat
  10/31/07
1. sam adams 2. women just dont understand
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
1) rye on the rocks 2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
Jesus Christ. I thought I was the only person who drank t...
hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  02/13/08
1.)mad dog 20/20 2.)never let anything slide
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
your old man sounds awesome
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
What sorts of things did he not let slide?
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  10/31/07
you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
1. he never drinks at home 2. appearances matter
flesh fragrant associate
  10/31/07
i think he was making a pass at you. hth.
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
ty. that explains a lot.
flesh fragrant associate
  10/31/07
you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can st...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
link?
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
Please. What kind of fucking post is that?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
1. PBR 2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like...
sable feces
  10/31/07
Ty, Iarfed.
Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine
  11/01/07
1. Vodka straight. 2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times...
Swashbuckling internal respiration potus
  10/31/07
3 times? how puny are you?
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someon...
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
what's stroh's?
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
beer
Swashbuckling internal respiration potus
  10/31/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company in t...
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
1. Bud Dry 2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!
Shivering trailer park weed whacker
  10/31/07
Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night ...
white bawdyhouse
  10/31/07
I hope you don't believe any of that crap.
Alcoholic blue national milk
  10/31/07
1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people r...
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Lilac tank range
  10/31/07
proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
your dad is pretty freaking awesome.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister g...
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
i assume your mom took the lead with her?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
1) Colt 45 2) Fuck white women
anal gaping
  10/31/07
this is a great thread, lets keep it going....
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
tyvm
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
1. Iron City 2. Real men don't wear plaid. EDIT. And: ...
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
neither do dead men wear plaid.
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
Real men also don't drive Hyundais.
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who dr...
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.
Fishy mentally impaired resort
  11/01/07
I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...
smoky cracking trust fund
  11/01/07
What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
1) Michelob 2) don't get caught with your pants down.
curious death wish
  10/31/07
instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down s...
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
I lol'd.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
thats pretty faggotty advice
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
agreed.
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
nice
Vibrant gay wizard house
  05/09/08
1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown 2. The first time you mee...
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
The post is keen social commentary.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
you got it.
maniacal rose parlor
  10/31/07
180
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  11/01/07
LULZ
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  10/31/07
1. Any liquor on the rocks. 2. Black people are dangerous...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the ro...
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
hi jew!
Avocado business firm striped hyena
  11/01/07
1. bud 2. tell people what they want to hear
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  10/31/07
Gotta come clean here dooders: Pint of Dimitri Vodka. E...
Confused appetizing son of senegal
  10/31/07
Did his liver hold out?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 pack...
Confused appetizing son of senegal
  10/31/07
He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I ...
Confused appetizing son of senegal
  10/31/07
1) sake bombs 2) White girls with asian guys
Saffron philosopher-king
  10/31/07
WGWAG forever.
smoky cracking trust fund
  10/31/07
shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after legality ...
thriller learning disabled goyim
  10/31/07
your dad was definitely a Russian
Mildly Autistic Parlour
  10/31/07
haha, could it be more obvious?!
thriller learning disabled goyim
  10/31/07
awesome
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Russian. Without a doubt.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  10/31/07
1) cans of Heineken 2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nic...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  10/31/07
1) shandy (half beer, half soda water) 2) never have any ...
vivacious heaven foreskin
  11/01/07
are you kidding?
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  11/01/07
wtf? who would drink that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you wa...
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
1. Lite beer 2. If you ain't first, you're last.
titillating rusted gunner
  11/01/07
blatant ricky bobby trolling.
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  11/01/07
- Rainier - Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't over...
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
wtf is Ranier?
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  11/01/07
http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or batht...
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
The link works fine.
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
Looks sweet.
bateful flickering property
  02/13/08
what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
why?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
Good for him. Probably better for you.
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or...
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people...
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
tell us about your old man
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Haha alright.. 1. Patron on the rocks with a lime. 2. ...
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
how many would he throw back?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Generally about two or three on an average night.
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
But not a Mexican, you say?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
th3y pr3f3r "chicano" lol i typo'd this as &quo...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
is your dad Jay-Z?
exciting chrome theater stage
  11/01/07
i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad ...
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/01/07
awesome thread 1. miller 2. find what you love then fi...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate you...
frozen sienna hall hissy fit
  11/01/07
nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wou...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD 2.) my dad taught me to...
autistic maize station
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
1. Heineken or Grey Goose. 2. Don't settle for a girl you c...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned ...
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb. Related le...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
I hate America.
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
You must be French.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 s...
seedy talented school pistol
  11/01/07
Where's your family from?
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, d...
seedy talented school pistol
  11/01/07
you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is a...
Glittery unhinged public bath
  11/01/07
ty, I like this board.
seedy talented school pistol
  11/01/07
i have fond memories of slivovica
Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone lay background story
  03/04/08
There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether ...
seedy talented school pistol
  03/04/08
steinlager if a girl says she's on the pill, she is proba...
zombie-like floppy bbw
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is comple...
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get ...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Oh fuck yes I do.
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the ...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
So many people who think like me i guess.
Lilac tank range
  11/01/07
Great minds thinking alike, I guess.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this wor...
zombie-like floppy bbw
  11/01/07
1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers. 2. Be a pr...
Motley Love Of Her Life Jew
  11/01/07
Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.
Galvanic Stag Film
  11/01/07
so like your mom?
Unholy national security agency
  11/01/07
You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
1. Rusty Nail 2. "The true meaning of life is to lea...
brilliant arousing sex offender kitty
  11/01/07
*achieves meaning of life*
Deranged azn marketing idea
  11/01/07
1) Jack on the rocks 2) Don't trust anyone, never show to...
Rough-skinned effete new version
  11/01/07
1. Budweiser 2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed w...
boyish beta stain juggernaut
  11/01/07
lame. i hope your old man gets cancer
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
keepin it real. ty.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.
boyish beta stain juggernaut
  11/01/07
Did he leave you his pancreas?
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Wow.
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  11/01/07
Stepdad: 1. Thunderbird 2. Don't squeeze too hard or...
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
wtf?
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/01/07
1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink. 2. Don't fight unless ...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
LOL @ "doing" pot.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
scotch rocks don't cross the streams.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic 2. Always throw the first and la...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Your dad is an animal.
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressiv...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Where are you today?
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Meh. I'd rather be human.
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
Tier 2? Good job.
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
A legacy, no less.
charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station
  11/01/07
indeed.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
so?
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't ...
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. ...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
not even close you white trash piece of shit.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
who says i'm white?
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
it is obvious.
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Best thread in a long time. 1. Oly 2. Never trust a Me...
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  11/01/07
how do you feel about mexicans?
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Most of them are pretty decent folk.
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  11/01/07
trust them/
maniacal rose parlor
  11/01/07
Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.
Onyx underhanded field elastic band
  11/01/07
1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap ...
stirring indecent locale
  11/01/07
smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered m...
razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office
  11/01/07
Leroux Apricot Brandy. He taught me not to be an elitist.
Bright alpha
  11/01/07
it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elit...
Avocado business firm striped hyena
  11/01/07
1. King Cobra 2. "The Club" can be defeated by ...
razzmatazz coiffed really tough guy
  11/01/07
I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfath...
hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button
  11/02/07
I'd like to meet that guy.
judgmental pontificating piazza
  11/02/07
He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Gr...
hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button
  11/02/07
he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips
Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine
  11/02/07
nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. ...
hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button
  11/05/07
1) almost never drank 2) taught me to be interested in sp...
fuchsia prole headpube
  11/02/07
Coors Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to ch...
nudist flirting coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap
  11/02/07
lulz
self-centered legend
  11/02/07
this is a classic, lets keep it going....
smoky cracking trust fund
  11/05/07
1. Jack on the rocks. 2. Smart people never have to tell ...
impressive shrine private investor
  11/05/07
Your dad knew some shit.
self-centered legend
  11/05/07
i really like the last one
Adventurous Buff Genital Piercing Orchestra Pit
  11/17/07
1. Cheapest vodka you could find. 2. He basically gave me a...
pearly cuck brethren
  11/05/07
Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.
Greedy hilarious ticket booth
  11/05/07
This thread is immortal.
self-centered legend
  11/05/07
Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though. "The ...
Deep casino
  11/06/07
Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.
carnelian heady nowag
  11/06/07
...
transparent rehab idiot
  02/13/08
Solid bump. Classic thread.
erotic market twinkling uncleanness
  02/13/08
Cosmopolitans let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser
Yapping Bearded Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon
  02/13/08
Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up wit...
erotic market twinkling uncleanness
  02/13/08
LOL. nice
hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  02/13/08
Budweiser "When there's gunfire, don't run, hit th...
hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  02/13/08
Was he in the service?
erotic market twinkling uncleanness
  02/13/08
Close. Cop. He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but...
hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt
  02/13/08
Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold. Lesson...
navy dingle berry theatre
  02/13/08
1. Rarely, if ever, drank. 2a. The only thing you can con...
racy emerald boistinker
  02/13/08
1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic) 2. "He with th...
insane drab roast beef
  02/14/08
Your dad sounds like a square.
Vibrant gay wizard house
  05/09/08
1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller L...
Wonderful arrogant location giraffe
  03/04/08
"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise ag...
Opaque fiercely-loyal water buffalo
  03/07/08
Your dad sounds cool as fuck.
Diverse Generalized Bond
  03/07/08
best so far
Vibrant gay wizard house
  05/09/08
...
Wonderful arrogant location giraffe
  03/04/08
1. Busch 2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn ho...
Orchid lodge pisswyrm
  03/04/08
Bass Pale Ale "Don't ever get into an argument with ...
slate chapel
  03/04/08
PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.
scarlet dead university
  03/04/08
...
Electric lime garrison fat ankles
  03/06/08
Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.
Vibrant gay wizard house
  05/09/08
you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.
outnumbered pearl macaca institution
  05/09/08
What are your other monikers?
Vibrant gay wizard house
  05/09/08
1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD. 2. i can only reca...
cerise multi-colored state coffee pot
  05/09/08
I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.
self-centered legend
  05/09/08
Prison wine Don't get five DUIs.
flatulent roommate plaza
  05/09/08
1. Miller 2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't ha...
Carmine concupiscible forum cuckold
  06/28/08
This thread is a Top Five ATG.
self-centered legend
  06/28/08
...
splenetic marvelous meetinghouse
  08/25/08
...
self-centered legend
  09/14/08
1) 24 Millers 2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it ...
Chestnut fluffy candlestick maker church
  09/14/08
...
judgmental pontificating piazza
  09/29/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 30th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833222)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine

Wild Turkey

When I was little he made me learn to play the piano. "You'll play it until you're 80 and long term, you'll get more and better women to fall in love with you."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838262)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the piano gotten you? Cut the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838344)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:51 AM
Author: Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine

It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singing duets with me but I think that most of the women I've slept with were into me at first glance because I could play. When I was a teenager I'd play at house parties when there was a piano around and I'd have a blast. Everyone has a good time and when you make a good time for everyone, women pay attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838368)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:41 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

I could buy that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838491)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:03 AM
Author: Khaki Dilemma

drink: Dewar's on the rocks.

Advice: Don't marry the first girl you sleep with (this was the day before college at the dining room table). Great advice, as it turns out. He missed the first girl by a few years, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Crusty abusive menage

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon

2. Get your entire body into the punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833355)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: Gay Nubile Old Irish Cottage

most underappreciated post of the day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837486)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR for about 2 weeks freshman year and then I quit being a poor nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837428)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:37 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL about ten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838487)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Crusty abusive menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

fucking. awesome.

just drank a pbr....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838598)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: self-centered legend

I'm going to pick some up at the store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841039)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:16 AM
Author: Fishy mentally impaired resort

Johnny Walker neat.

always meet a woman's family before you decide whether you want to marry her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833751)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:19 AM
Author: irradiated fear-inspiring den

so you can see whether her mom is fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834269)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Fishy mentally impaired resort

and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters (like my aunts) or degenerate brothers (like my uncle).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837867)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

dos equis lager (though hardly ever)

he did his teaching at school, not at home.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833754)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Mexican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838416)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: spectacular disgusting yarmulke abode

Bud.

You have your the rest of your life to work hard, enjoy high school and college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833815)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Passionate jewess travel guidebook

1) bourbon, neat

2) The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a god in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wasn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833825)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833922)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Your dad is Robert Duvall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834121)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: histrionic french chef dysfunction

1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie

2.if you're at a poker table and you can't tell the 2 best players and the 2 worst within 5 hands, then the table is out of your league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833829)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: Fishy mentally impaired resort

Rusty Nails are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833837)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie. i gotta be careful cause you can get fuct up quick that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833878)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: brilliant arousing sex offender kitty

50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839153)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: laughsome violet depressive

Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything else in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834185)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: odious cowardly regret

as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remember me by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834250)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse corner

no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it's quite considerate of you to provide the TTT's info on what a it consists of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834559)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: vivacious heaven foreskin

your father is Satan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837870)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Lascivious self-absorbed toilet seat address

teetoaler

hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a total overreaction to his dad hence my hedonism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:09 AM
Author: cerebral stead

scotch and water

my dad gave me the "find your bliss" talk when i was 14. i was stoned at the time, and after the big payoff-- "so, son, find your bliss"-- i just sat there silent for a few seconds before busting out laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834058)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:10 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834061)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

And then the background of your living room pulled up like a curtain and

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:27 AM
Author: peach whorehouse nibblets

decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with dinner)

no big life lessons. he knows a lot of history and trivia, so i learned that sort of stuff from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834106)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:34 AM
Author: iridescent theater

Chivas with a drop of water

Don't get a girl pregnant, don't make any life decisions based on a girl, tons and tons of sports advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834111)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:37 AM
Author: Jet comical ratface

Bud.

Make a lot of money and save most of it.

Obviously I didn't listen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834117)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:12 AM
Author: Yellow immigrant library

Amstel Light

Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in life will follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:18 AM
Author: slippery police squad

malt liquor.

he taught me that "if they don't catch you, it's not cheating." then he gave me a milkshake to drink in the parking lot of the motel while he had a quickie with his boss's wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:22 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

My dad did that too. Its true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: Crusty abusive menage

sup dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834151)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

what's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834296)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: slippery police squad

the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we were wrestling naked to see who got to kiss mom. i cheated and won! afterwards mom made me a milkshake. but dad got the second place prize: he got to kiss his hawt daughter, my sister Elektra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834155)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:28 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834160)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834161)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: slippery police squad

mom did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834164)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touch. "Dad, can't I just suck on mom's tits a while?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834166)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 AM
Author: slippery police squad

thanks for the mental image, xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834168)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

You're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834169)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Sorry to do it to you, kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834170)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a beautiful story and I'm sure it will get you laid, and not, I might add, by your mom. Hope that makes you feel better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834225)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comments look pointless instead of inspired.

for those at home, he won at some competition with his dad and his dad bought him an ice cream to celebrate. he then later observed that its not like they were wrestling naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834525)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: slippery police squad

sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny - too funny - but i didn't want that memory being so openly pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834603)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: cerebral stead

that's awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834156)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 AM
Author: irradiated fear-inspiring den

that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834291)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:51 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

*waits for AK47*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835191)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836981)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: self-centered legend

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854654)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that when he did it would be special. Then when he finally beat his dad at something when he was a kid, his dad took him out for a milkshake to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859688)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches.

My dad taught me to fight for what you believe in and accept the consequences of doing so. Also, do the right thing and don't be a politician. Basically terrible advice for any aspiring lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834152)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: transparent rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836645)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer

2. Don't hire anyone to do something for you that you couldn't do yourself (i.e. if you don't understand what you're paying for, you're probably getting ripped off).

As you can see, my dad has a bit of a survivalist mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834158)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

There's layers to your onion, theo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834167)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834177)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep several months' worth of food in my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834190)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: self-centered legend

It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the stores, the vast majority of people would be straight up fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834199)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:37 AM
Author: Ivory Hospital

coca-cola classic

Start investing early, don't spend beyond your means, own your own land, retire early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834171)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Mormon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837560)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: Brindle painfully honest point

no caffeine for Mormons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838279)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:06 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Misconception. No hot caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839493)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Ivory Hospital

Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities of many men on my father's side of the family, so a lot of them had to give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844602)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:41 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman

coffee

you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to get it started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834173)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

Wow, the wire really is your daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834207)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:04 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman

he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down the hallmark card path so i didn't want to contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834238)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834241)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: self-centered legend

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834365)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:47 AM
Author: laughsome violet depressive

Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a beer? I seem to remember that name)

Taught me to play fiddle and bass guitar so I could help out with the band he had while I was growing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834181)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy site patrolman

and how to roll a tight fattie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834220)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: laughsome violet depressive

Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834234)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: self-centered legend

Pimm's No. 1

How to hide your homosexuality from your wife for 28 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834196)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Sadistic mewling round eye

1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice?

2.) never trust anybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834197)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:54 AM
Author: Amber Know-it-all Black Woman

Courvosier

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834201)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Your dad is Henry Kissinger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834219)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been "Absolute power is absolutely awesome. P.S. Bomb Cambodia unless you like visiting Europe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834229)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:07 AM
Author: Amber Know-it-all Black Woman

nothing similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834245)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: Indigo hominid dog poop

1. Old English

2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834236)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unless he drank Old English and taught you about the mysteries of lemonade's enduring popularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834239)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: self-centered legend

Valuable lesson indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834363)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: exciting chrome theater stage

is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835724)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis"

You're Goddamn right it is Guru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837367)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: henna sickened nursing home incel

1. Bottles

2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834257)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: up-to-no-good bearded place of business

JW Black

Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if you don't know what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834320)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: Cocky mahogany sanctuary

1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He used to let me have some of it when I was little and my mom wasn't looking. I guess I was a lush from day one.

2.Lots of stuff that I never listened to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834500)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: godawful flushed home

1. Clorox

2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do the abortion yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834507)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: self-centered legend

Apparently he wasn't very good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834511)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: provocative costumed cuckoldry wagecucks

White wine.

Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep your elbow in on the J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834510)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: Cocky mahogany sanctuary

your dad sounds like a classy guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834517)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: provocative costumed cuckoldry wagecucks

Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's something of a hardass so I guess it balances out.

You get a chance to upload those pics yet...? I'll trade you, the Halloween pics of me & my girl came out surprisingly well, considering how drunk we were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:06 PM
Author: Crystalline Sweet Tailpipe

1. Christian Moerlein

2. Being organized is way, way overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834513)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: Glittery unhinged public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834523)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Avocado business firm striped hyena

scotch and soda

"You mustn't allow yourself to become ordinary."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834533)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse corner

scotch and soda

how to choose good whisky, cigs, and cigars; to be a fan of teh cowboys, rockets, astros; and good advice on chicks in general (don't get them preggers, don't let bitches interfere with decisions, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834593)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Disrespectful sinister box office scourge upon the earth

Macallan scotch - 18 yrs

Taught me about EBITDA and how to maximize wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834631)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: Mustard trip kitchen

The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does, it's probably michelob or some kind of cheap red wine.

The advice he gave me was 1. Nothing is more valuable in life than peace of mind (in other words, be very very risk averse); and 2. You can't get rich quickly, but you can get rich slowly (so invest, but only in low-risk mutual funds); and 3. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Not probably. It is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834658)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: transparent rehab idiot

Your dad sounds like a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836649)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: Ivory Hospital

Probably just a jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836672)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Buff Genital Piercing Orchestra Pit

Milwaukees Best

various random manly things i chose to not pay attention to

and could use some of that knowledge now (i.e. Car stuff)

Buncha stuff about working hard and saving your money etc.

basically ive ignored all his logical advice and im a 23 year old out of control broke party animal

hes not pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834979)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834985)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: exciting chrome theater stage

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835746)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: aromatic double fault deer antler

1. Scotch, basically.

2. Don't make excuses, especially if it's to cover up laziness or half-assed effort. People will backstab and be generally evil fucks if it gets them ahead at your expense, and they will not have a single doubt in their mind that they did the right thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835010)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish they had been.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835132)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: aromatic double fault deer antler

A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership serving a local base of clients, and my dad wanted to split and go independent, taking about half of the clients who had come in through him. The partner was very amicable and understanding at the time and it went smoothly. Within a few months, though, the ex-partner had started slandering him in order to getting a bunch of the clients to jump back, which fucked over my dad's effort to start his own company, and he lost a shitload of money. He's done better, but it was a huge financial hit which killed any chance he has of retiring before like age 70.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835227)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

1. Negro Cognac

2. Snitches get stiches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835090)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

your pappy was wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835097)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:51 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

AK47? Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836988)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into trouble when they do).

2. How to change a tire/change the oil in a car.

3. The absolute wrong way to parent.

4. Be ambitious, lest I turn out like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835096)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

plz give details re: 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835100)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfilled, takes it out on everyone else by belittling/undermining them constantly. Don't think that's "good dad" behavior and I always keep it in mind when I want to go on a tirade against my own kid.

Nothing too exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835107)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

what's his profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835116)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on this board.

I hate this question, I think it's rude. I don't want to be tarred by my family's lack of motivation/ambition, so I never answer it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a background makes ones own accomplishments more impressive. my family is certainly not rich, though i spose it is fairly accomplished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835133)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the world don't matter if you don't have any ambition."

He realizes now that he should have put his brains to use and I think he's angry about it. I watched a documentary on poors and their spawn who escaped the poors lifestyle (not that's he's poor, he's fairly well off), and the poors were telling their kids who wanted an education "don't get above your raisin'."

This is the way he thinks. My accomplishments are like some kind of personal affront to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835157)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:46 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money?

that's fuct that he resents your accomplishments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, but not the Joseph P. Kennedy kind, unfortunately.

No, he's just a very hard-working, bluecollar who invests wisely.

Well, I don't speak to him anymore, so it's not that big of a deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835175)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most standards. but i spose he wishes he had moar prestige. he should become a buddhist.

talk to your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835226)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badgering me to get saved (after spending all of her post-divorce years partying and going through one boyfriend after another).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835273)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:13 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblings? do they talk w/them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835333)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives during the holidays.

My brother doesn't speak to him either. My sister does on occasion, but she's desperately been trying to be daddy's girl since day 1. I keep telling her it's a waste of time, but what can I say? Daughters want fathers.

I just don't want one bad enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836712)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:03 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

is your materially older than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836732)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836753)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

i meant to ask about your husband's age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836786)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Copper metal ape

Oh. He's three years younger.

I know everyone says girls marry men like their fathers, by my husband is the polar opposite. Any time any guy I dated acted even remotely like my dad, that was the end for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836823)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:43 PM
Author: sick gaming laptop

coors light or single malt scotch

don't pay other people to do things that you can do yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Opaque fiercely-loyal water buffalo

1. Scotch and Soda

2. press the 6 and the 8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835202)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: charismatic kitty cat

Lone Star

Management is full of shit.

Also, Never get rich working for someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835515)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1. sam adams

2. women just dont understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1) rye on the rocks

2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835636)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:15 PM
Author: hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt

Jesus Christ.

I thought I was the only person who drank that. Guess I'm still the only person under 40 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322340)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

1.)mad dog 20/20

2.)never let anything slide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836652)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

your old man sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836660)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

What sorts of things did he not let slide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836993)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837187)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: flesh fragrant associate

1. he never drinks at home

2. appearances matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836662)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

i think he was making a pass at you. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836687)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: flesh fragrant associate

ty. that explains a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836704)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836713)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can still hear his screams...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836684)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836685)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Please. What kind of fucking post is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:02 PM
Author: sable feces

1. PBR

2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like we used to in the good old days. There aren't as many harmless fields to drive off into. Nowadays it'll likely be someone's house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836730)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine

Ty, Iarfed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838140)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling internal respiration potus

1. Vodka straight.

2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times your size. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836777)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

3 times? how puny are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837195)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someone you had better be willing to kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836779)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

what's stroh's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836793)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling internal respiration potus

beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836805)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company

in the old days it was made from Detroitttt River water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836816)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: Shivering trailer park weed whacker

1. Bud Dry

2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836840)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: white bawdyhouse

Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night

Always told me it didn't matter what I did, how much $$ I made, or what kind of legacy I left behind...as long as I'm happy and it's what I want then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836888)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic blue national milk

I hope you don't believe any of that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837028)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people really love each other, they make love. Have you ever heard someone say the word "fuck"? Well, it means to have sex. (that was the whole thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836999)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Lilac tank range

Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837045)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

your dad is pretty freaking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:20 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister got a book showing all of the sexual organs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837135)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

i assume your mom took the lead with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837178)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: anal gaping

1) Colt 45

2) Fuck white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837115)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

this is a great thread, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837352)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837488)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

1. Iron City

2. Real men don't wear plaid.

EDIT. And:

2b. If you get a choice between getting with a cheerleader and a girl that's hotter, always chose the cheerleader. For the rest of your life, you can always brag about the cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837378)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

neither do dead men wear plaid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837395)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

Real men also don't drive Hyundais.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837408)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who drove one was so flaming no closet would be big enough for him to be in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837514)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: Fishy mentally impaired resort

the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837859)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838927)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837677)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: curious death wish

1) Michelob

2) don't get caught with your pants down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837384)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down so you can sample their man-love first, you HIV drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837423)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837480)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

thats pretty faggotty advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837455)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837468)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:39 PM
Author: Vibrant gay wizard house

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761928)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown

2. The first time you meet another man, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837425)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837498)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

The post is keen social commentary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837519)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

you got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837593)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838311)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837528)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1. Any liquor on the rocks.

2. Black people are dangerous and not to be trusted, jewish people are cheap and not to be trusted, never hire a mexican or black at work because it ruins the dynamic you have going on and the other workers no longer feel comfortable, muslims are all liars but it's okay to do business with them if you go into negotiations with that fact in your mind, the only person you can trust in this life is yourself, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837471)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the rocks" was rubbing alcohol. I think you got some of the fetal alcohol syndrome from your mon/sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837492)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: Avocado business firm striped hyena

hi jew!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

1. bud

2. tell people what they want to hear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837518)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Confused appetizing son of senegal

Gotta come clean here dooders:

Pint of Dimitri Vodka. Every fucking day for like 16 years. Bottle was gone by about 6pm.

Taught me this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg

CHORUS

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha!

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ain't seen a babe like this before

He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ha-ha now I've been known to gamble, take a little drink

Then there's the night I had a fight and landed in the clink

But now my rootin' tootin' days are done

Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son

Oh

CHORUS

Ha-ha I knew a lotta women when I was on the go

They'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough

But my wife Rosie ain't that kind

Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine

<Instrumental-first two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-next two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-third two lines of CHORUS sung as (Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la-

la-la-la-la)

<Instrumental-seventh line of CHORUS (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)

I'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the town

I'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news around

That me and Rosie got a son

Though he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum

Oh

CHORUS

He-he's as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare

Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?"

He'll be good-hearted like his Ma

But I bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his Pa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837536)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Did his liver hold out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837572)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Confused appetizing son of senegal

Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 packs a day also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837596)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837625)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Confused appetizing son of senegal

The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I think he used to box either recreationally or at a semi-professional level. But I've seen pictures back in the day and he was definitely cut up. He had me at 44 and the dooder now is what, 76? He's hanging on but knock on wood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837666)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Saffron philosopher-king

1) sake bombs

2) White girls with asian guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837544)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

WGWAG forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837551)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: thriller learning disabled goyim

shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after

legality is all relative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837545)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Parlour

your dad was definitely a Russian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837546)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: thriller learning disabled goyim

haha, could it be more obvious?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837552)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:24 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838601)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Russian. Without a doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837550)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1) cans of Heineken

2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nice to girls and don't get any of them pregnant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837690)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: vivacious heaven foreskin

1) shandy (half beer, half soda water)

2) never have any bloody kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837877)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

are you kidding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838318)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

wtf? who would drink that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy

That looks like some nasty shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839011)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you want to do something like play golf and drink in the oppressive heat.

my favorite are the bass and lemonade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839238)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: titillating rusted gunner

1. Lite beer

2. If you ain't first, you're last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838274)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

blatant ricky bobby trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838316)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

- Rainier

- Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't overfeed the fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838327)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

wtf is Ranier?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838337)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838343)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:04 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or bathtub gin until you show me otherwise. Maybe your dad should've cut his balls off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838399)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

The link works fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838458)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: bateful flickering property

Looks sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322224)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838434)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838456)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838470)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

Good for him. Probably better for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or 13 to realize it, though. By then those things were in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839175)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838443)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

tell us about your old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838445)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

Haha alright..

1. Patron on the rocks with a lime.

2. Don't ever argue with a fool, because people from a distance can't tell which one of you is foolish.

No, I am not Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838465)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

how many would he throw back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

Generally about two or three on an average night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838475)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

But not a Mexican, you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838485)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

th3y pr3f3r "chicano"

lol i typo'd this as "chicago" at first

ohhai jjc, ya ur city = dirty lik3 a m3xi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838517)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839229)





Date: November 1st, 2007 4:52 AM
Author: exciting chrome theater stage

is your dad Jay-Z?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838551)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad had been telling me the same shit for years...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839214)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

awesome thread

1. miller

2. find what you love then figure out how to make money by it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838609)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:31 AM
Author: frozen sienna hall hissy fit

2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate your dad too much for ruining your life by telling you that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838611)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:34 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wouldn't work (immediately) if i'd loved social work, or something like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838613)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:38 AM
Author: autistic maize station

1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD

2.) my dad taught me to shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838615)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838973)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1. Heineken or Grey Goose.

2. Don't settle for a girl you can easily convince to go out with you; chase down the girl you think you can't get. If you can do that, you can do anything.

I thought he was being stupid with (2) but it turns out to be great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838991)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned out differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838996)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and gunned for the hot cheerleader types. Once you're boning some ridiculously hot, nice, sweet girl you feel like you're king of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838997)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839001)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb.

Related lesson: the world's a tough, unfair place. You can be the pussy getting fucked or the badass doing the fucking—your choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839003)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

I hate America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839005)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

You must be French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839010)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: seedy talented school pistol

1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 shot with dinner. Ie, drink every day, never get drunk.

2) Before I moved to the USA: "My father escaped the peasantry by going to high school. I escaped yokeldom* by going to university. You should proceed along similar lines."

* I don't really know an English equivalent to the word he used

I can't stand plum brandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839042)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

Where's your family from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839050)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: seedy talented school pistol

Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, don't want to out myself further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839064)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: Glittery unhinged public bath

you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839053)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: seedy talented school pistol

ty, I like this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839056)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac embarrassed to the bone lay background story

i have fond memories of slivovica

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424894)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: seedy talented school pistol

There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether they call it sliva, palinka, tsuica, etc. You can make it with just about any kind of fruit, eg, quince, grapes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426457)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: zombie-like floppy bbw

steinlager

if a girl says she's on the pill, she is probably lying. dont eff up your life [like i did].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839052)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is completely cynical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839055)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get wary when a girl insists she's on the Pill and wants you to cum in her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839066)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

Oh fuck yes I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839072)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the smart play?

A girl said she didn't want me to wear a condom because it doesn't feel good for her. (1) Like I give a shit. (2) I am certain that's not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839110)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: Lilac tank range

So many people who think like me i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839113)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

Great minds thinking alike, I guess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839119)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: zombie-like floppy bbw

hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this world based on that lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839087)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Motley Love Of Her Life Jew

1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers.

2. Be a professional. Save your money. There's more to life than working. Marry a Jewish girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839106)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry them. They're sluts. All of them are Godless whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839117)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: Galvanic Stag Film

I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839167)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Unholy national security agency

so like your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839230)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839413)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: brilliant arousing sex offender kitty

1. Rusty Nail

2. "The true meaning of life is to leave your mark on the world, if only by influencing the life of another. If no one remembers you after you're dead, you squandered the gift God gave you, and you never really lived."

I've only come to realize later in life that #2, if construed broadly, can be easily satisfied by raping someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839188)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:18 PM
Author: Deranged azn marketing idea

*achieves meaning of life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839198)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned effete new version

1) Jack on the rocks

2) Don't trust anyone, never show too much emotion.

I don't know if this advice is any good but it's what he taught me. Also, he always encouraged me to take a devil's advocate position with him while we were talking politics. Maybe that's why I'm in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839205)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: boyish beta stain juggernaut

1. Budweiser

2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed with caution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839223)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:41 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

lame. i hope your old man gets cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839409)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

keepin it real. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839432)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: boyish beta stain juggernaut

He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839539)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Did he leave you his pancreas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839555)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to punish you he gives you that since the survival rates fall to shit so fast after diagnosis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839577)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839608)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Stepdad:

1. Thunderbird

2. Don't squeeze too hard or you'll ruin your nerve endings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839422)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:56 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink.

2. Don't fight unless you have to, but if you fight, you better win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839423)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

LOL @ "doing" pot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

scotch rocks

don't cross the streams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839430)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic

2. Always throw the first and last punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839466)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Your dad is an animal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:03 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressive prick when it came to shit I really wanted.

It was great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839483)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:04 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Where are you today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839488)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after my Great Uncle) LR, Moot Court, UG Scholarship, LS Scholarship, Starting Big Law Next Fall, CGWBT.

soon to be Magna Cum Laude...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839512)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

Meh. I'd rather be human.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839545)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

Tier 2? Good job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839553)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: charcoal bull headed faggot firefighter gas station

A legacy, no less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839573)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840763)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839566)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840783)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a ttt school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840807)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't as accomplished as me.

even if you were, you'll still never enjoy the prestige of studying in a library named for your family so shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840989)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841000)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

not even close you white trash piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841021)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

who says i'm white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841043)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

it is obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841063)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

Best thread in a long time.

1. Oly

2. Never trust a Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839592)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

how do you feel about mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839597)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles

Most of them are pretty decent folk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: maniacal rose parlor

trust them/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839610)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Onyx underhanded field elastic band

Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841047)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: stirring indecent locale

1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap

2. crackheads are indestructible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841078)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs principal's office

smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered mightily for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841080)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:21 PM
Author: Bright alpha

Leroux Apricot Brandy.

He taught me not to be an elitist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841101)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:38 PM
Author: Avocado business firm striped hyena

it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elitist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841179)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz coiffed really tough guy

1. King Cobra

2. "The Club" can be defeated by taking a hacksaw to the steering wheel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841190)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button

I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfather on this one:

1.) any kind of bourbon

2.) Fighting etiquette and strategy: Avoid fights, but if you end up in a sticky situation throw a left-right-left combo with a left hook first and put your weight into it. It cost $300 to bond out of the Kern County jail so make sure you dish out your money's worth of a beating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843384)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:33 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza

I'd like to meet that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843454)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button

He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Grapes of Wrath-type character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843579)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: Coral Supple Multi-billionaire Dopamine

he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844632)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: hairraiser hunting ground factory reset button

nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. even when he was an old man, before he got sick, i remember being stunned at how solid his biceps were from lifting crap out in the oil fields all day. hard to believe there used to be a productive working class in CA at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858470)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: fuchsia prole headpube

1) almost never drank

2) taught me to be interested in sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843439)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: nudist flirting coldplay fan mad-dog skullcap

Coors

Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to check for diseases or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844514)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: self-centered legend

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844610)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: smoky cracking trust fund

this is a classic, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854642)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: impressive shrine private investor

1. Jack on the rocks.

2. Smart people never have to tell anyone how smart they are. Everyone will already know.

Where ever you go, there will always be women. Don't let one get in the way of what you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854717)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: self-centered legend

Your dad knew some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858486)





Date: November 17th, 2007 10:17 AM
Author: Adventurous Buff Genital Piercing Orchestra Pit

i really like the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8905627)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: pearly cuck brethren

1. Cheapest vodka you could find.

2. He basically gave me a bros before hoes speech as part of the sex ed when I was 12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858499)





Date: November 5th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Greedy hilarious ticket booth

Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858577)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: self-centered legend

This thread is immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858518)





Date: November 6th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Deep casino

Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though.

"The guys who talk the most about screwing are generally the ones who are doing it the least." Truer words were never spoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858880)





Date: November 6th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: carnelian heady nowag

Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859486)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:47 PM
Author: transparent rehab idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322166)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:48 PM
Author: erotic market twinkling uncleanness

Solid bump. Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322178)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:49 PM
Author: Yapping Bearded Personal Credit Line Tanning Salon

Cosmopolitans

let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322184)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:52 PM
Author: erotic market twinkling uncleanness

Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up with her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322207)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:08 PM
Author: hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt

LOL. nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322301)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:53 PM
Author: hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt

Budweiser

"When there's gunfire, don't run, hit the floor."

"If you feel a burning sensation, you've probably been shot."

Think American Pie's Eugene Levy, but with a revolver and a boot knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322214)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:57 PM
Author: erotic market twinkling uncleanness

Was he in the service?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322234)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:58 PM
Author: hairless step-uncle's house people who are hurt

Close. Cop.

He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but he used to give the most random advice to me and my friends.

He would also randomly show people weapons, which was no big deal in my family. He had this prized machete he used to love to show to people (he collects knives). It was funny to see some of my friends react. "You boys want pizza, oh and check out my machete when you're done there"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322243)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:56 PM
Author: navy dingle berry theatre

Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold.

Lesson: start your own business... preferably a cash business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322233)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:16 PM
Author: racy emerald boistinker

1. Rarely, if ever, drank.

2a. The only thing you can control is yourself

2b. Don't talk a lot . . . 95% of everything said in a given day is bullshit and unnecessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322343)





Date: February 14th, 2008 12:14 AM
Author: insane drab roast beef

1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic)

2. "He with the most options wins."

Also that who you choose to marry is the most important decision in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322715)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:36 PM
Author: Vibrant gay wizard house

Your dad sounds like a square.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761917)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Wonderful arrogant location giraffe

1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller Lite + Crown Royal on weekends . Maybe a little pot here and there with friends.

2. Life is too short to drive the speed limit. Avoid getting into loud fights with women, just go outside in the shed and drink or go hang out with the neighbor and drink. Be a man of the people. Always pay your child support on time. Keep your oil changed. There's no shame in hitting a motherfucker if he deserves it. Respect the outdoors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424854)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:01 AM
Author: Opaque fiercely-loyal water buffalo

"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441634)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:08 AM
Author: Diverse Generalized Bond

Your dad sounds cool as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441657)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Vibrant gay wizard house

best so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761944)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Wonderful arrogant location giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426329)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:01 PM
Author: Orchid lodge pisswyrm

1. Busch

2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn how to rebuild a motor and you'll be a'ight. Little did he know I was a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426584)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:59 PM
Author: slate chapel

Bass Pale Ale

"Don't ever get into an argument with a woman-- you'll never win"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426886)





Date: March 4th, 2008 3:39 PM
Author: scarlet dead university

PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9427181)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:43 PM
Author: Electric lime garrison fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441548)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: Vibrant gay wizard house

Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761071)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: outnumbered pearl macaca institution

you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761421)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:27 PM
Author: Vibrant gay wizard house

What are your other monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761891)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:54 PM
Author: cerise multi-colored state coffee pot

1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD.

2. i can only recall two specific pieces of advice: "clothes don't make the man," which he told me when he didn't want to buy me jordans and when i left home he gave me a knife and said "if you ever have to use this, slash don't stab." in general, he was big on self-reliance (which basically meant doing things half-assed instead of asking for help) and letting me fuck up and learn my own lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761263)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:18 PM
Author: self-centered legend

I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761362)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:34 PM
Author: flatulent roommate plaza

Prison wine

Don't get five DUIs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761908)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:34 PM
Author: Carmine concupiscible forum cuckold

1. Miller

2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't have when you're my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927850)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: self-centered legend

This thread is a Top Five ATG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927864)





Date: August 25th, 2008 6:57 PM
Author: splenetic marvelous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10097081)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:07 PM
Author: self-centered legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160026)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: Chestnut fluffy candlestick maker church

1) 24 Millers

2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it over to pick you guys up today."

Fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160220)





Date: September 29th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: judgmental pontificating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10212857)