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ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.
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Date: October 30th, 2007 11:59 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:07 AM Author: stimulating double fault indian lodge Wild Turkey
When I was little he made me learn to play the piano. "You'll play it until you're 80 and long term, you'll get more and better women to fall in love with you."
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the piano gotten you? Cut the shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838344) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:51 AM Author: stimulating double fault indian lodge It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singing duets with me but I think that most of the women I've slept with were into me at first glance because I could play. When I was a teenager I'd play at house parties when there was a piano around and I'd have a blast. Everyone has a good time and when you make a good time for everyone, women pay attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838368) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:41 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder I could buy that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838491) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:03 AM Author: Navy flatulent locus drink: Dewar's on the rocks.
Advice: Don't marry the first girl you sleep with (this was the day before college at the dining room table). Great advice, as it turns out. He missed the first girl by a few years, though. |
Date: October 31st, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Mind-boggling crackhouse 1. Pabst Blue Ribbon
2. Get your entire body into the punch. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:15 PM Author: opaque glittery shrine most underappreciated post of the day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835641) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837486) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:35 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR for about 2 weeks freshman year and then I quit being a poor nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837428) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:37 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL about ten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838487) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling crackhouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:22 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank fucking. awesome.
just drank a pbr.... |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:05 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point I'm going to pick some up at the store. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841039) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:16 AM Author: ungodly community account heaven Johnny Walker neat.
always meet a woman's family before you decide whether you want to marry her. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:19 AM Author: Chartreuse laughsome theatre sound barrier so you can see whether her mom is fat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834269) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM Author: ungodly community account heaven and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters (like my aunts) or degenerate brothers (like my uncle). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837867) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:17 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank dos equis lager (though hardly ever)
he did his teaching at school, not at home.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:09 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Mexican? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838416) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:49 AM Author: cordovan bawdyhouse organic girlfriend Bud.
You have your the rest of your life to work hard, enjoy high school and college. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:50 AM Author: Gold dead factory reset button 1) bourbon, neat
2) The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a god in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wasn't. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:20 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833922) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:44 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Your dad is Robert Duvall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834121) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:52 AM Author: mahogany stubborn chapel digit ratio 1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie
2.if you're at a poker table and you can't tell the 2 best players and the 2 worst within 5 hands, then the table is out of your league. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:54 AM Author: ungodly community account heaven Rusty Nails are delicious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833837) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie. i gotta be careful cause you can get fuct up quick that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833878) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:08 PM Author: startled hospital kitty 50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839153) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:49 AM Author: Chrome razzle stag film sandwich Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything else in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834185) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:09 AM Author: bright bateful hell circlehead as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remember me by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834250) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:22 PM Author: big meetinghouse no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it's quite considerate of you to provide the TTT's info on what a it consists of (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834559) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM Author: fantasy-prone domesticated clown your father is Satan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837870) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:08 AM Author: Duck-like Diverse Piazza Ratface teetoaler hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a total overreaction to his dad hence my hedonism |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:09 AM Author: gaped indirect expression voyeur scotch and water
my dad gave me the "find your bliss" talk when i was 14. i was stoned at the time, and after the big payoff-- "so, son, find your bliss"-- i just sat there silent for a few seconds before busting out laughing. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 5:10 AM Author: salmon set nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834061) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing And then the background of your living room pulled up like a curtain and EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:27 AM Author: rusted hateful institution love of her life decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with dinner)
no big life lessons. he knows a lot of history and trivia, so i learned that sort of stuff from him |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:34 AM Author: drab free-loading sex offender nursing home Chivas with a drop of water
Don't get a girl pregnant, don't make any life decisions based on a girl, tons and tons of sports advice. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:37 AM Author: Harsh talented area Bud.
Make a lot of money and save most of it.
Obviously I didn't listen... |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:12 AM Author: dun juggernaut ceo Amstel Light
Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in life will follow |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:18 AM Author: Turquoise soul-stirring parlor antidepressant drug malt liquor.
he taught me that "if they don't catch you, it's not cheating." then he gave me a milkshake to drink in the parking lot of the motel while he had a quickie with his boss's wife. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:22 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed My dad did that too. Its true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834148) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM Author: Mind-boggling crackhouse sup dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834151) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed what's up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834296) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM Author: Turquoise soul-stirring parlor antidepressant drug the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we were wrestling naked to see who got to kiss mom. i cheated and won! afterwards mom made me a milkshake. but dad got the second place prize: he got to kiss his hawt daughter, my sister Elektra. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834155) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:28 AM Author: mewling depressive theater Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834160) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834161) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:30 AM Author: Turquoise soul-stirring parlor antidepressant drug mom did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834164) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touch. "Dad, can't I just suck on mom's tits a while?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834166) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 AM Author: Turquoise soul-stirring parlor antidepressant drug thanks for the mental image, xoxo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834168) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 AM Author: mewling depressive theater You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834169) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:36 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Sorry to do it to you, kid. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a beautiful story and I'm sure it will get you laid, and not, I might add, by your mom. Hope that makes you feel better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834225) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:12 PM Author: Crystalline Half-breed This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comments look pointless instead of inspired.
for those at home, he won at some competition with his dad and his dad bought him an ice cream to celebrate. he then later observed that its not like they were wrestling naked. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:32 PM Author: Turquoise soul-stirring parlor antidepressant drug sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny - too funny - but i didn't want that memory being so openly pwn3d. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834603) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM Author: gaped indirect expression voyeur that's awesome. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834156) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 AM Author: Chartreuse laughsome theatre sound barrier that approach is the only credited way to raise a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834291) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:51 PM Author: salmon set *waits for AK47* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835191) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:49 PM Author: twisted whorehouse I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836981) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:32 AM Author: wonderful son of senegal point Me too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854654) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 10:02 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that when he did it would be special. Then when he finally beat his dad at something when he was a kid, his dad took him out for a milkshake to celebrate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859688) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches.
My dad taught me to fight for what you believe in and accept the consequences of doing so. Also, do the right thing and don't be a politician. Basically terrible advice for any aspiring lawyer. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:48 PM Author: misunderstood hot tanning salon trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836645) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM Author: mewling depressive theater 1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer
2. Don't hire anyone to do something for you that you couldn't do yourself (i.e. if you don't understand what you're paying for, you're probably getting ripped off).
As you can see, my dad has a bit of a survivalist mentality. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed There's layers to your onion, theo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834167) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:45 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834177) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:50 AM Author: mewling depressive theater Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep several months' worth of food in my house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834190) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: wonderful son of senegal point It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the stores, the vast majority of people would be straight up fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834199) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:37 AM Author: razzmatazz insane french chef wrinkle coca-cola classic
Start investing early, don't spend beyond your means, own your own land, retire early. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:06 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Mormon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837560) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:11 AM Author: comical pearl pocket flask no caffeine for Mormons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838279) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:06 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Misconception. No hot caffeine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839493) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:59 PM Author: razzmatazz insane french chef wrinkle Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities of many men on my father's side of the family, so a lot of them had to give it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:41 AM Author: Copper Passionate Resort Striped Hyena coffee
you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to get it started. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed Wow, the wire really is your daddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834207) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:04 AM Author: Copper Passionate Resort Striped Hyena he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down the hallmark card path so i didn't want to contribute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834238) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834241) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:57 AM Author: wonderful son of senegal point ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834365) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:47 AM Author: Chrome razzle stag film sandwich Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a beer? I seem to remember that name)
Taught me to play fiddle and bass guitar so I could help out with the band he had while I was growing up. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM Author: Copper Passionate Resort Striped Hyena and how to roll a tight fattie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834220) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM Author: Chrome razzle stag film sandwich Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834234) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: wonderful son of senegal point Pimm's No. 1
How to hide your homosexuality from your wife for 28 years. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834209) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM Author: Motley Codepig Temple 1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice? 2.) never trust anybody |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:54 AM Author: galvanic site Courvosier
Absolute power corrupts absolutely |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM Author: mewling depressive theater Your dad is Henry Kissinger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834219) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been "Absolute power is absolutely awesome. P.S. Bomb Cambodia unless you like visiting Europe." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834229) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:07 AM Author: galvanic site nothing similar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834245) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM Author: Poppy bossy parlour 1. Old English 2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Crystalline Half-breed I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unless he drank Old English and taught you about the mysteries of lemonade's enduring popularity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834239) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 AM Author: wonderful son of senegal point Valuable lesson indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834363) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:40 PM Author: hairraiser aqua turdskin is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835724) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park "I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis"
You're Goddamn right it is Guru. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:14 AM Author: beady-eyed jap space 1. Bottles 2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 AM Author: Outnumbered deer antler JW Black
Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if you don't know what you're talking about. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:00 PM Author: Mentally impaired abode 1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He used to let me have some of it when I was little and my mom wasn't looking. I guess I was a lush from day one.
2.Lots of stuff that I never listened to. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:03 PM Author: milky preventive strike 1. Clorox
2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do the abortion yourself |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point Apparently he wasn't very good at it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834511) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM Author: electric hominid station White wine.
Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep your elbow in on the J. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:08 PM Author: Mentally impaired abode your dad sounds like a classy guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834517) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: electric hominid station Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's something of a hardass so I guess it balances out.
You get a chance to upload those pics yet...? I'll trade you, the Halloween pics of me & my girl came out surprisingly well, considering how drunk we were. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:06 PM Author: aphrodisiac business firm 1. Christian Moerlein 2. Being organized is way, way overrated. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: black filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834523) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:13 PM Author: garnet philosopher-king messiness scotch and soda
"You mustn't allow yourself to become ordinary." |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:30 PM Author: big meetinghouse scotch and soda
how to choose good whisky, cigs, and cigars; to be a fan of teh cowboys, rockets, astros; and good advice on chicks in general (don't get them preggers, don't let bitches interfere with decisions, etc.) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:39 PM Author: Contagious glassy location Macallan scotch - 18 yrs
Taught me about EBITDA and how to maximize wealth. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 12:45 PM Author: Snowy insecure gunner address The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does, it's probably michelob or some kind of cheap red wine.
The advice he gave me was 1. Nothing is more valuable in life than peace of mind (in other words, be very very risk averse); and 2. You can't get rich quickly, but you can get rich slowly (so invest, but only in low-risk mutual funds); and 3. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Not probably. It is. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: misunderstood hot tanning salon trump supporter Your dad sounds like a loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836649) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:54 PM Author: razzmatazz insane french chef wrinkle Probably just a jew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836672) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:18 PM Author: Concupiscible Garrison Faggot Firefighter Milwaukees Best
various random manly things i chose to not pay attention to and could use some of that knowledge now (i.e. Car stuff)
Buncha stuff about working hard and saving your money etc.
basically ive ignored all his logical advice and im a 23 year old out of control broke party animal
hes not pleased |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:19 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834985) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:44 PM Author: hairraiser aqua turdskin lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835746) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:23 PM Author: Anal partner 1. Scotch, basically.
2. Don't make excuses, especially if it's to cover up laziness or half-assed effort. People will backstab and be generally evil fucks if it gets them ahead at your expense, and they will not have a single doubt in their mind that they did the right thing. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM Author: mewling depressive theater My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish they had been. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835132) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM Author: Anal partner A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership serving a local base of clients, and my dad wanted to split and go independent, taking about half of the clients who had come in through him. The partner was very amicable and understanding at the time and it went smoothly. Within a few months, though, the ex-partner had started slandering him in order to getting a bunch of the clients to jump back, which fucked over my dad's effort to start his own company, and he lost a shitload of money. He's done better, but it was a huge financial hit which killed any chance he has of retiring before like age 70. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835227) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:34 PM Author: salmon set 1. Negro Cognac
2. Snitches get stiches |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM Author: salmon set your pappy was wise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835097) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:51 PM Author: twisted whorehouse AK47? Is that you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836988) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:35 PM Author: brass plaza toaster 1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into trouble when they do).
2. How to change a tire/change the oil in a car.
3. The absolute wrong way to parent.
4. Be ambitious, lest I turn out like him. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM Author: salmon set plz give details re: 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835100) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:37 PM Author: brass plaza toaster Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfilled, takes it out on everyone else by belittling/undermining them constantly. Don't think that's "good dad" behavior and I always keep it in mind when I want to go on a tirade against my own kid.
Nothing too exciting. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: salmon set what's his profession? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835116) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:40 PM Author: brass plaza toaster Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on this board.
I hate this question, I think it's rude. I don't want to be tarred by my family's lack of motivation/ambition, so I never answer it. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM Author: salmon set lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a background makes ones own accomplishments more impressive. my family is certainly not rich, though i spose it is fairly accomplished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835133) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:44 PM Author: brass plaza toaster My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the world don't matter if you don't have any ambition."
He realizes now that he should have put his brains to use and I think he's angry about it. I watched a documentary on poors and their spawn who escaped the poors lifestyle (not that's he's poor, he's fairly well off), and the poors were telling their kids who wanted an education "don't get above your raisin'."
This is the way he thinks. My accomplishments are like some kind of personal affront to him. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:46 PM Author: salmon set your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money?
that's fuct that he resents your accomplishments. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:48 PM Author: brass plaza toaster Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, but not the Joseph P. Kennedy kind, unfortunately.
No, he's just a very hard-working, bluecollar who invests wisely.
Well, I don't speak to him anymore, so it's not that big of a deal. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM Author: salmon set well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most standards. but i spose he wishes he had moar prestige. he should become a buddhist.
talk to your mom? |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 PM Author: brass plaza toaster No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badgering me to get saved (after spending all of her post-divorce years partying and going through one boyfriend after another).
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:13 PM Author: salmon set how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblings? do they talk w/them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835333) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM Author: brass plaza toaster I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives during the holidays.
My brother doesn't speak to him either. My sister does on occasion, but she's desperately been trying to be daddy's girl since day 1. I keep telling her it's a waste of time, but what can I say? Daughters want fathers.
I just don't want one bad enough. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:03 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park is your materially older than you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836732) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: brass plaza toaster who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836753) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park i meant to ask about your husband's age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836786) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:19 PM Author: brass plaza toaster Oh. He's three years younger.
I know everyone says girls marry men like their fathers, by my husband is the polar opposite. Any time any guy I dated acted even remotely like my dad, that was the end for me. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:43 PM Author: dashing irate center coors light or single malt scotch
don't pay other people to do things that you can do yourself |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 2:53 PM Author: ocher stirring menage 1. Scotch and Soda 2. press the 6 and the 8
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:41 PM Author: cobalt provocative property rigor Lone Star
Management is full of shit.
Also, Never get rich working for someone else. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 3:43 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1. sam adams
2. women just dont understand |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1) rye on the rocks
2) don't work too hard. enjoy life. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:15 PM Author: aromatic indecent old irish cottage sweet tailpipe Jesus Christ.
I thought I was the only person who drank that. Guess I'm still the only person under 40 though |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat 1.)mad dog 20/20 2.)never let anything slide |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park your old man sounds awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836660) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:53 PM Author: twisted whorehouse What sorts of things did he not let slide? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836993) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837187) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM Author: Exhilarant goal in life rehab 1. he never drinks at home
2. appearances matter |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:57 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park i think he was making a pass at you. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836687) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Exhilarant goal in life rehab ty. that explains a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836704) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836713) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can still hear his screams... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836684) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836685) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:32 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Please. What kind of fucking post is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837883) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:02 PM Author: Slippery Cuckoldry 1. PBR 2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like we used to in the good old days. There aren't as many harmless fields to drive off into. Nowadays it'll likely be someone's house. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 AM Author: stimulating double fault indian lodge Ty, Iarfed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838140) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Irradiated soggy orchestra pit chad 1. Vodka straight.
2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times your size. :-( |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat 3 times? how puny are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837195) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen 1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someone you had better be willing to kill them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836779) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park what's stroh's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836793) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:15 PM Author: Irradiated soggy orchestra pit chad beer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836805) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:17 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company
in the old days it was made from Detroitttt River water |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:22 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Tattoo Home 1. Bud Dry
2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up! |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:31 PM Author: multi-colored nubile den Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night
Always told me it didn't matter what I did, how much $$ I made, or what kind of legacy I left behind...as long as I'm happy and it's what I want then go for it. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:00 PM Author: thriller green dingle berry twinkling uncleanness I hope you don't believe any of that crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837028) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 8:55 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing 1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people really love each other, they make love. Have you ever heard someone say the word "fuck"? Well, it means to have sex. (that was the whole thing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836999) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:02 PM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office Brevity is the soul of wit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837045) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837209) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:17 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank your dad is pretty freaking awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837123) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:20 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister got a book showing all of the sexual organs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837135) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank i assume your mom took the lead with her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837165) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837178) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:15 PM Author: Canary massive house pistol 1) Colt 45
2) Fuck white women |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:20 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen this is a great thread, lets keep it going.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837352) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder tyvm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837488) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:26 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park 1. Iron City 2. Real men don't wear plaid.
EDIT. And:
2b. If you get a choice between getting with a cheerleader and a girl that's hotter, always chose the cheerleader. For the rest of your life, you can always brag about the cheerleader. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:29 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen neither do dead men wear plaid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:31 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park Real men also don't drive Hyundais. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837408) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who drove one was so flaming no closet would be big enough for him to be in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837514) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 AM Author: ungodly community account heaven the only people i know who drive them are lesbians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837859) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:36 AM Author: Very tactful kitchen I thought the lesbos went for Subarus... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838927) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:40 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837677) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:27 PM Author: high-end overrated stage 1) Michelob
2) don't get caught with your pants down. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down so you can sample their man-love first, you HIV drone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837423) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:47 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder I lol'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837480) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:40 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat thats pretty faggotty advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837455) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837468) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:39 PM Author: Racy church building nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761928) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park 1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown
2. The first time you meet another man, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake because you never get a second chance to make a first impression. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:50 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837498) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder The post is keen social commentary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837519) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park you got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837593) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 AM Author: salmon set 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838311) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM Author: olive arousing kitty cat LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837528) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1. Any liquor on the rocks.
2. Black people are dangerous and not to be trusted, jewish people are cheap and not to be trusted, never hire a mexican or black at work because it ruins the dynamic you have going on and the other workers no longer feel comfortable, muslims are all liars but it's okay to do business with them if you go into negotiations with that fact in your mind, the only person you can trust in this life is yourself, etc. |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the rocks" was rubbing alcohol. I think you got some of the fetal alcohol syndrome from your mon/sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837492) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:30 PM Author: garnet philosopher-king messiness hi jew! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841142) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: salmon set 1. bud
2. tell people what they want to hear |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:00 PM Author: carmine appetizing theater stage gay wizard Gotta come clean here dooders:
Pint of Dimitri Vodka. Every fucking day for like 16 years. Bottle was gone by about 6pm.
Taught me this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg
CHORUS Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha! Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh
Ha-ha now I've been known to gamble, take a little drink Then there's the night I had a fight and landed in the clink But now my rootin' tootin' days are done Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son
Oh CHORUS
Ha-ha I knew a lotta women when I was on the go They'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough But my wife Rosie ain't that kind Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine
<Instrumental-first two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!) <Instrumental-next two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!) <Instrumental-third two lines of CHORUS sung as (Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la) <Instrumental-seventh line of CHORUS (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)
I'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the town I'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news around That me and Rosie got a son Though he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum
Oh CHORUS
He-he's as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?" He'll be good-hearted like his Ma But I bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his Pa
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:08 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Did his liver hold out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837572) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: carmine appetizing theater stage gay wizard Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 packs a day also. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837596) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:22 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837625) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:37 PM Author: carmine appetizing theater stage gay wizard The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I think he used to box either recreationally or at a semi-professional level. But I've seen pictures back in the day and he was definitely cut up. He had me at 44 and the dooder now is what, 76? He's hanging on but knock on wood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837666) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Vibrant Affirmative Action Office 1) sake bombs
2) White girls with asian guys |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: Very tactful kitchen WGWAG forever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837551) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Thirsty Medicated Hall Fanboi shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after
legality is all relative |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:02 PM Author: clear step-uncle's house genital piercing your dad was definitely a Russian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837546) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:04 PM Author: Thirsty Medicated Hall Fanboi haha, could it be more obvious?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837552) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:24 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838601) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Russian. Without a doubt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837550) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:44 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1) cans of Heineken 2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nice to girls and don't get any of them pregnant
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:31 AM Author: fantasy-prone domesticated clown 1) shandy (half beer, half soda water)
2) never have any bloody kids |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM Author: salmon set are you kidding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838318) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office wtf? who would drink that?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy
That looks like some nasty shit. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you want to do something like play golf and drink in the oppressive heat.
my favorite are the bass and lemonade. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 AM Author: Light gas station mood 1. Lite beer
2. If you ain't first, you're last. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM Author: salmon set blatant ricky bobby trolling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838316) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 AM Author: sexy maize incel - Rainier
- Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't overfeed the fish. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:42 AM Author: salmon set wtf is Ranier?
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM Author: sexy maize incel http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:04 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or bathtub gin until you show me otherwise. Maybe your dad should've cut his balls off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838399) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:25 AM Author: sexy maize incel The link works fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838458) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:55 PM Author: fragrant disgusting nowag Looks sweet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322224) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:17 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838434) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:24 AM Author: sexy maize incel He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838456) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:26 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838461) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM Author: sexy maize incel He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838470) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:32 AM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend Good for him. Probably better for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:25 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838605) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:13 PM Author: sexy maize incel Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or 13 to realize it, though. By then those things were in the past. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839175) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:21 AM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838443) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:22 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank tell us about your old man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838445) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:27 AM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend Haha alright..
1. Patron on the rocks with a lime.
2. Don't ever argue with a fool, because people from a distance can't tell which one of you is foolish.
No, I am not Mexican. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank how many would he throw back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838471) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:31 AM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend Generally about two or three on an average night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838475) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:36 AM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder But not a Mexican, you say? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838485) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 3:54 AM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park th3y pr3f3r "chicano"
lol i typo'd this as "chicago" at first
ohhai jjc, ya ur city = dirty lik3 a m3xi |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839229) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 4:52 AM Author: hairraiser aqua turdskin is your dad Jay-Z? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838551) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:21 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad had been telling me the same shit for years... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839214) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:27 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank awesome thread
1. miller
2. find what you love then figure out how to make money by it |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:31 AM Author: olive arousing kitty cat 2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate your dad too much for ruining your life by telling you that nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838611) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:34 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wouldn't work (immediately) if i'd loved social work, or something like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838613) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 5:38 AM Author: dark shivering field boistinker 1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD 2.) my dad taught me to shut the fuck up |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838973) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:09 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1. Heineken or Grey Goose. 2. Don't settle for a girl you can easily convince to go out with you; chase down the girl you think you can't get. If you can do that, you can do anything.
I thought he was being stupid with (2) but it turns out to be great advice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned out differently. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838996) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:13 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and gunned for the hot cheerleader types. Once you're boning some ridiculously hot, nice, sweet girl you feel like you're king of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838997) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 AM Author: mewling depressive theater Have you been watching Friday Night Lights? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839001) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:17 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb.
Related lesson: the world's a tough, unfair place. You can be the pussy getting fucked or the badass doing the fucking—your choice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 AM Author: mewling depressive theater I hate America. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839005) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank You must be French. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839010) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:29 AM Author: excitant sickened school shitlib 1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 shot with dinner. Ie, drink every day, never get drunk.
2) Before I moved to the USA: "My father escaped the peasantry by going to high school. I escaped yokeldom* by going to university. You should proceed along similar lines."
* I don't really know an English equivalent to the word he used
I can't stand plum brandy. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office Where's your family from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839050) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:35 AM Author: excitant sickened school shitlib Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, don't want to out myself further. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839064) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:33 AM Author: black filthpig you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839053) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM Author: excitant sickened school shitlib ty, I like this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839056) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:27 AM Author: chestnut talking cruise ship i have fond memories of slivovica (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424894) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:33 PM Author: excitant sickened school shitlib There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether they call it sliva, palinka, tsuica, etc. You can make it with just about any kind of fruit, eg, quince, grapes, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426457) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM Author: supple federal casino steinlager
if a girl says she's on the pill, she is probably lying. dont eff up your life [like i did]. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is completely cynical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839055) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:36 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get wary when a girl insists she's on the Pill and wants you to cum in her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839066) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:37 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office Oh fuck yes I do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839072) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:52 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the smart play?
A girl said she didn't want me to wear a condom because it doesn't feel good for her. (1) Like I give a shit. (2) I am certain that's not true. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:53 AM Author: Rambunctious iridescent principal's office So many people who think like me i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839113) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:56 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank Great minds thinking alike, I guess.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:43 AM Author: supple federal casino hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this world based on that lie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839087) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:50 AM Author: salmon set 1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers.
2. Be a professional. Save your money. There's more to life than working. Marry a Jewish girl. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:54 AM Author: Trip Orange Tank Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry them. They're sluts. All of them are Godless whores. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839117) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:11 PM Author: Crystalline Half-breed I believe you mean G-dless wh-res. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839167) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM Author: yellow swashbuckling giraffe elastic band so like your mom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839230) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:43 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839413) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:17 PM Author: startled hospital kitty 1. Rusty Nail
2. "The true meaning of life is to leave your mark on the world, if only by influencing the life of another. If no one remembers you after you're dead, you squandered the gift God gave you, and you never really lived."
I've only come to realize later in life that #2, if construed broadly, can be easily satisfied by raping someone. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:18 PM Author: sexy maize incel *achieves meaning of life* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839198) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:20 PM Author: Walnut International Law Enforcement Agency Corner 1) Jack on the rocks
2) Don't trust anyone, never show too much emotion.
I don't know if this advice is any good but it's what he taught me. Also, he always encouraged me to take a devil's advocate position with him while we were talking politics. Maybe that's why I'm in law school. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Sepia Embarrassed To The Bone Trust Fund Masturbator 1. Budweiser
2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed with caution. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:41 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park lame. i hope your old man gets cancer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839409) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder keepin it real. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839432) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:18 PM Author: Sepia Embarrassed To The Bone Trust Fund Masturbator He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839539) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:22 PM Author: mewling depressive theater Did he leave you his pancreas? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839555) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to punish you he gives you that since the survival rates fall to shit so fast after diagnosis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839577) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: twisted whorehouse Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839608) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM Author: mewling depressive theater Stepdad:
1. Thunderbird
2. Don't squeeze too hard or you'll ruin your nerve endings. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:56 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839461) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank 1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink. 2. Don't fight unless you have to, but if you fight, you better win. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:59 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park LOL @ "doing" pot.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park scotch rocks
don't cross the streams. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 1:58 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park 1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic 2. Always throw the first and last punch. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:01 PM Author: mewling depressive theater Your dad is an animal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839476) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:03 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressive prick when it came to shit I really wanted.
It was great advice. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:04 PM Author: mewling depressive theater Where are you today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839488) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after my Great Uncle) LR, Moot Court, UG Scholarship, LS Scholarship, Starting Big Law Next Fall, CGWBT.
soon to be Magna Cum Laude...
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:19 PM Author: mewling depressive theater Meh. I'd rather be human. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839545) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:21 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank Tier 2? Good job.
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM Author: mewling depressive theater A legacy, no less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839573) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:03 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840763) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:24 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839566) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:07 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840783) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a ttt school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840807) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:54 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't as accomplished as me.
even if you were, you'll still never enjoy the prestige of studying in a library named for your family so shut the fuck up. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:56 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841000) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park not even close you white trash piece of shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841021) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:06 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank who says i'm white? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841043) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:12 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park it is obvious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841063) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 PM Author: twisted whorehouse Best thread in a long time.
1. Oly
2. Never trust a Mexican. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park how do you feel about mexicans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839597) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 PM Author: twisted whorehouse Most of them are pretty decent folk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839605) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM Author: Self-centered house-broken trailer park trust them/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839610) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: twinkling charismatic stead people who are hurt Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841047) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:15 PM Author: cracking range dysfunction 1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap 2. crackheads are indestructible |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:16 PM Author: Trip Orange Tank smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered mightily for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841080) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:21 PM Author: Autistic erotic keepsake machete jewess Leroux Apricot Brandy.
He taught me not to be an elitist. |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:38 PM Author: garnet philosopher-king messiness it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elitist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841179) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:41 PM Author: costumed up-to-no-good senate 1. King Cobra
2. "The Club" can be defeated by taking a hacksaw to the steering wheel. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:13 PM Author: elite cocky alpha therapy I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfather on this one:
1.) any kind of bourbon
2.) Fighting etiquette and strategy: Avoid fights, but if you end up in a sticky situation throw a left-right-left combo with a left hook first and put your weight into it. It cost $300 to bond out of the Kern County jail so make sure you dish out your money's worth of a beating. |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:33 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder I'd like to meet that guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843454) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:57 PM Author: elite cocky alpha therapy He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Grapes of Wrath-type character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843579) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:08 PM Author: stimulating double fault indian lodge he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844632) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:37 PM Author: elite cocky alpha therapy nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. even when he was an old man, before he got sick, i remember being stunned at how solid his biceps were from lifting crap out in the oil fields all day. hard to believe there used to be a productive working class in CA at one time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858470) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:30 PM Author: Hideous azn 1) almost never drank
2) taught me to be interested in sports |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Exciting Wine Doctorate Gaping Coors
Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to check for diseases or something) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:02 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844610) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:30 AM Author: Very tactful kitchen this is a classic, lets keep it going.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854642) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: mint metal hairy legs 1. Jack on the rocks.
2. Smart people never have to tell anyone how smart they are. Everyone will already know.
Where ever you go, there will always be women. Don't let one get in the way of what you can do. |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:42 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point Your dad knew some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858486) |
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Date: November 17th, 2007 10:17 AM Author: Concupiscible Garrison Faggot Firefighter i really like the last one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8905627) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:44 PM Author: heady water buffalo weed whacker 1. Cheapest vodka you could find. 2. He basically gave me a bros before hoes speech as part of the sex ed when I was 12. |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 11:08 PM Author: 180 school cafeteria legend Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858577) |
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Date: November 5th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point This thread is immortal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858518) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 12:01 AM Author: offensive marketing idea background story Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though.
"The guys who talk the most about screwing are generally the ones who are doing it the least." Truer words were never spoke. |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 8:20 AM Author: Deranged ivory ticket booth cuckold Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859486) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:47 PM Author: misunderstood hot tanning salon trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322166) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:48 PM Author: cruel-hearted market bbw Solid bump. Classic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322178) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:49 PM Author: titillating yarmulke Cosmopolitans
let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:52 PM Author: cruel-hearted market bbw Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up with her shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322207) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:08 PM Author: aromatic indecent old irish cottage sweet tailpipe LOL. nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322301) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:53 PM Author: aromatic indecent old irish cottage sweet tailpipe Budweiser
"When there's gunfire, don't run, hit the floor."
"If you feel a burning sensation, you've probably been shot."
Think American Pie's Eugene Levy, but with a revolver and a boot knife. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:57 PM Author: cruel-hearted market bbw Was he in the service? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322234) |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:58 PM Author: aromatic indecent old irish cottage sweet tailpipe Close. Cop.
He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but he used to give the most random advice to me and my friends.
He would also randomly show people weapons, which was no big deal in my family. He had this prized machete he used to love to show to people (he collects knives). It was funny to see some of my friends react. "You boys want pizza, oh and check out my machete when you're done there" |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 10:56 PM Author: fear-inspiring useless brunch sneaky criminal Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold.
Lesson: start your own business... preferably a cash business. |
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Date: February 13th, 2008 11:16 PM Author: khaki corn cake jew 1. Rarely, if ever, drank.
2a. The only thing you can control is yourself 2b. Don't talk a lot . . . 95% of everything said in a given day is bullshit and unnecessary. |
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Date: February 14th, 2008 12:14 AM Author: sick karate 1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic) 2. "He with the most options wins."
Also that who you choose to marry is the most important decision in your life. |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:36 PM Author: Racy church building Your dad sounds like a square. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761917) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:15 AM Author: Pale Native 1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller Lite + Crown Royal on weekends . Maybe a little pot here and there with friends. 2. Life is too short to drive the speed limit. Avoid getting into loud fights with women, just go outside in the shed and drink or go hang out with the neighbor and drink. Be a man of the people. Always pay your child support on time. Keep your oil changed. There's no shame in hitting a motherfucker if he deserves it. Respect the outdoors. |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:01 AM Author: ocher stirring menage "God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise again"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441634) |
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Date: March 7th, 2008 12:08 AM Author: odious state Your dad sounds cool as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441657) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:43 PM Author: Racy church building best so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761944) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 1:05 PM Author: Pale Native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426329) |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:01 PM Author: Marvelous coldplay fan headpube 1. Busch 2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn how to rebuild a motor and you'll be a'ight. Little did he know I was a fag. |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: Histrionic saffron immigrant coffee pot Bass Pale Ale
"Don't ever get into an argument with a woman-- you'll never win" |
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Date: March 4th, 2008 3:39 PM Author: buff pea-brained lay PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9427181) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:43 PM Author: twisted whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441548) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Racy church building Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761071) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 8:31 PM Author: Flushed Spot you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761421) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:27 PM Author: Racy church building What are your other monikers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761891) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 7:54 PM Author: cream floppy generalized bond lodge 1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD. 2. i can only recall two specific pieces of advice: "clothes don't make the man," which he told me when he didn't want to buy me jordans and when i left home he gave me a knife and said "if you ever have to use this, slash don't stab." in general, he was big on self-reliance (which basically meant doing things half-assed instead of asking for help) and letting me fuck up and learn my own lessons. |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 8:18 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point I'm pleased to see the return of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761362) |
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Date: May 9th, 2008 10:34 PM Author: spectacular ape church Prison wine
Don't get five DUIs.
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Date: June 28th, 2008 4:34 PM Author: jade personal credit line mad-dog skullcap 1. Miller 2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't have when you're my age. |
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Date: June 28th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: wonderful son of senegal point This thread is a Top Five ATG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927864) |
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Date: September 14th, 2008 1:43 PM Author: buck-toothed pit knife 1) 24 Millers
2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it over to pick you guys up today."
Fucker. |
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Date: September 29th, 2008 10:44 PM Author: Indigo Box Office Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10212857) |