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ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.

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aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/30/07
Wild Turkey When I was little he made me learn to play th...
bateful trailer park rigor
  11/01/07
Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the pian...
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singin...
bateful trailer park rigor
  11/01/07
I could buy that.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
drink: Dewar's on the rocks. Advice: Don't marry the fir...
exhilarant stain
  03/07/08
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon 2. Get your entire body into the pun...
Carnelian hospital
  10/31/07
most underappreciated post of the day!
hairraiser coffee pot
  10/31/07
indeed.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR...
charismatic office
  10/31/07
I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL ab...
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
lol
Carnelian hospital
  11/05/07
fucking. awesome. just drank a pbr....
charismatic office
  11/01/07
I'm going to pick some up at the store.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  11/01/07
Johnny Walker neat. always meet a woman's family before ...
big resort cuckoldry
  10/31/07
so you can see whether her mom is fat?
flushed principal's office
  10/31/07
and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters...
big resort cuckoldry
  11/01/07
dos equis lager (though hardly ever) he did his teaching...
charismatic office
  10/31/07
Mexican?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
Bud. You have your the rest of your life to work hard, en...
cruel-hearted disturbing tanning salon
  10/31/07
1) bourbon, neat 2) The day I set foot on that beach in N...
Sooty exciting lay nibblets
  10/31/07
lulz
charismatic office
  10/31/07
Your dad is Robert Duvall?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie 2.if you're at a poker ...
Big-titted mad cow disease
  10/31/07
Rusty Nails are delicious.
big resort cuckoldry
  10/31/07
i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie....
charismatic office
  10/31/07
50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail
Shaky Macaca Kitchen
  11/01/07
Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything e...
Slate arousing location
  10/31/07
as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remembe...
Bat shit crazy stirring half-breed clown
  10/31/07
no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it'...
Offensive bronze garrison
  10/31/07
your father is Satan?
razzle stage national security agency
  11/01/07
teetoaler hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a tot...
Haunting Juggernaut
  10/31/07
scotch and water my dad gave me the "find your bliss...
Navy Sinister Locale
  10/31/07
nice!
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
And then the background of your living room pulled up like a...
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with di...
mahogany base persian
  10/31/07
Chivas with a drop of water Don't get a girl pregnant, do...
odious cobalt casino
  10/31/07
Bud. Make a lot of money and save most of it. Obviousl...
autistic church building
  10/31/07
Amstel Light Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in...
Grizzly Alcoholic National
  10/31/07
malt liquor. he taught me that "if they don't catch ...
Ultramarine degenerate theater stage
  10/31/07
My dad did that too. Its true.
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
sup dog.
Carnelian hospital
  10/31/07
what's up?
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we...
Ultramarine degenerate theater stage
  10/31/07
Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream...
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him fi...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
mom did.
Ultramarine degenerate theater stage
  10/31/07
Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touc...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
thanks for the mental image, xoxo!
Ultramarine degenerate theater stage
  10/31/07
You're welcome.
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Sorry to do...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comme...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny ...
Ultramarine degenerate theater stage
  10/31/07
that's awesome. ty.
Navy Sinister Locale
  10/31/07
that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.
flushed principal's office
  10/31/07
*waits for AK47*
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.
curious indecent partner
  10/31/07
Me too.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  11/05/07
He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that w...
trip copper temple
  11/06/07
Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches. My dad ...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
...
Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button
  10/31/07
1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer 2. Don...
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
There's layers to your onion, theo.
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep seve...
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the st...
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  10/31/07
coca-cola classic Start investing early, don't spend beyo...
Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma
  10/31/07
Mormon.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
no caffeine for Mormons.
Aphrodisiac ruby dingle berry
  11/01/07
Misconception. No hot caffeine.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities o...
Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma
  11/02/07
coffee you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to ge...
Rusted awkward community account telephone
  10/31/07
Wow, the wire really is your daddy.
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down th...
Rusted awkward community account telephone
  10/31/07
don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid ...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
ty.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  10/31/07
Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a bee...
Slate arousing location
  10/31/07
and how to roll a tight fattie?
Rusted awkward community account telephone
  10/31/07
Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.
Slate arousing location
  10/31/07
Pimm's No. 1 How to hide your homosexuality from your wi...
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  10/31/07
lulz
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice? 2.) never...
glittery metal depressive
  10/31/07
Courvosier Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Puce Chapel
  10/31/07
Your dad is Henry Kissinger?
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been &quo...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
nothing similar
Puce Chapel
  10/31/07
1. Old English 2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it st...
sickened lascivious tank
  10/31/07
I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unl...
trip copper temple
  10/31/07
Valuable lesson indeed.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  10/31/07
is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.
floppy peach athletic conference
  10/31/07
"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis" ...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
1. Bottles 2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.
confused ivory laser beams candlestick maker
  10/31/07
JW Black Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if...
Green Meetinghouse Mental Disorder
  10/31/07
1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He u...
Useless Charcoal Stage
  10/31/07
1. Clorox 2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do t...
Shivering den
  10/31/07
Apparently he wasn't very good at it.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  10/31/07
White wine. Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep you...
Contagious hall new version
  10/31/07
your dad sounds like a classy guy
Useless Charcoal Stage
  10/31/07
Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's someth...
Contagious hall new version
  10/31/07
1. Christian Moerlein 2. Being organized is way, way overra...
Erotic balding kitty cat nursing home
  10/31/07
...
Nofapping hairless marketing idea set
  10/31/07
scotch and soda "You mustn't allow yourself to becom...
flickering whorehouse
  10/31/07
scotch and soda how to choose good whisky, cigs, and ciga...
Offensive bronze garrison
  10/31/07
Macallan scotch - 18 yrs Taught me about EBITDA and how t...
Tan Keepsake Machete
  10/31/07
The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does...
idiotic cracking ticket booth
  10/31/07
Your dad sounds like a loser.
Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button
  10/31/07
Probably just a jew.
Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma
  10/31/07
Milwaukees Best various random manly things i chose to no...
high-end bistre public bath digit ratio
  10/31/07
who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?
charismatic office
  10/31/07
lulz
floppy peach athletic conference
  10/31/07
1. Scotch, basically. 2. Don't make excuses, especially i...
indigo legend
  10/31/07
My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish ...
Multi-colored Ratface
  10/31/07
A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership...
indigo legend
  10/31/07
1. Negro Cognac 2. Snitches get stiches
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
your pappy was wise
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
AK47? Is that you?
curious indecent partner
  10/31/07
1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into troubl...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
plz give details re: 3.
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfill...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
what's his profession?
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on thi...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a backg...
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the w...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money? th...
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, bu...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most stand...
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badge...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblin...
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives ...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
is your materially older than you?
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
i meant to ask about your husband's age.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
Oh. He's three years younger. I know everyone says girl...
Rambunctious lake property foreskin
  10/31/07
coors light or single malt scotch don't pay other people ...
Mauve mentally impaired party of the first part pit
  10/31/07
1. Scotch and Soda 2. press the 6 and the 8
Mind-boggling Spot Becky
  10/31/07
Lone Star Management is full of shit. Also, Never get ...
Vivacious Poppy Home Trust Fund
  10/31/07
1. sam adams 2. women just dont understand
charismatic office
  10/31/07
1) rye on the rocks 2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.
charismatic office
  10/31/07
Jesus Christ. I thought I was the only person who drank t...
Laughsome chartreuse site
  02/13/08
1.)mad dog 20/20 2.)never let anything slide
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
your old man sounds awesome
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
What sorts of things did he not let slide?
curious indecent partner
  10/31/07
you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
1. he never drinks at home 2. appearances matter
Violent Razzmatazz Goyim Crackhouse
  10/31/07
i think he was making a pass at you. hth.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
ty. that explains a lot.
Violent Razzmatazz Goyim Crackhouse
  10/31/07
you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can st...
charismatic office
  10/31/07
link?
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
Please. What kind of fucking post is that?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
1. PBR 2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like...
Irradiated pearl center mexican
  10/31/07
Ty, Iarfed.
bateful trailer park rigor
  11/01/07
1. Vodka straight. 2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times...
Jade school
  10/31/07
3 times? how puny are you?
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someon...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
what's stroh's?
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
beer
Jade school
  10/31/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company in t...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
1. Bud Dry 2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!
provocative frum business firm brethren
  10/31/07
Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night ...
Dun spectacular personal credit line cuckold
  10/31/07
I hope you don't believe any of that crap.
Sadistic french library sandwich
  10/31/07
1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people r...
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
Brevity is the soul of wit.
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  10/31/07
proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
your dad is pretty freaking awesome.
charismatic office
  10/31/07
He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister g...
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
i assume your mom took the lead with her?
charismatic office
  10/31/07
Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
1) Colt 45 2) Fuck white women
Mischievous marvelous address knife
  10/31/07
this is a great thread, lets keep it going....
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
tyvm
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
1. Iron City 2. Real men don't wear plaid. EDIT. And: ...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
neither do dead men wear plaid.
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
Real men also don't drive Hyundais.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who dr...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.
big resort cuckoldry
  11/01/07
I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  11/01/07
What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
1) Michelob 2) don't get caught with your pants down.
Self-absorbed Indian Lodge Water Buffalo
  10/31/07
instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down s...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
I lol'd.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
thats pretty faggotty advice
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
agreed.
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
nice
soul-stirring jet area alpha
  05/09/08
1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown 2. The first time you mee...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
The post is keen social commentary.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
you got it.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
180
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  11/01/07
LULZ
red misunderstood senate
  10/31/07
1. Any liquor on the rocks. 2. Black people are dangerous...
charismatic office
  10/31/07
your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the ro...
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
hi jew!
flickering whorehouse
  11/01/07
1. bud 2. tell people what they want to hear
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  10/31/07
Gotta come clean here dooders: Pint of Dimitri Vodka. E...
black stead tattoo
  10/31/07
Did his liver hold out?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 pack...
black stead tattoo
  10/31/07
He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I ...
black stead tattoo
  10/31/07
1) sake bombs 2) White girls with asian guys
Drunken shimmering gaping
  10/31/07
WGWAG forever.
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  10/31/07
shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after legality ...
diverse outnumbered menage ape
  10/31/07
your dad was definitely a Russian
Internet-worthy Dull Native
  10/31/07
haha, could it be more obvious?!
diverse outnumbered menage ape
  10/31/07
awesome
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Russian. Without a doubt.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  10/31/07
1) cans of Heineken 2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nic...
charismatic office
  10/31/07
1) shandy (half beer, half soda water) 2) never have any ...
razzle stage national security agency
  11/01/07
are you kidding?
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  11/01/07
wtf? who would drink that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you wa...
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
1. Lite beer 2. If you ain't first, you're last.
ocher field
  11/01/07
blatant ricky bobby trolling.
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  11/01/07
- Rainier - Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't over...
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
wtf is Ranier?
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  11/01/07
http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or batht...
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
The link works fine.
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
Looks sweet.
Purple blood rage black woman
  02/13/08
what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?
charismatic office
  11/01/07
He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
why?
charismatic office
  11/01/07
He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
Good for him. Probably better for you.
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or...
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people...
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
tell us about your old man
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Haha alright.. 1. Patron on the rocks with a lime. 2. ...
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
how many would he throw back?
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Generally about two or three on an average night.
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
But not a Mexican, you say?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
th3y pr3f3r "chicano" lol i typo'd this as &quo...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
is your dad Jay-Z?
floppy peach athletic conference
  11/01/07
i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad ...
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/01/07
awesome thread 1. miller 2. find what you love then fi...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate you...
red misunderstood senate
  11/01/07
nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wou...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD 2.) my dad taught me to...
Spruce adventurous school cafeteria electric furnace
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
1. Heineken or Grey Goose. 2. Don't settle for a girl you c...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned ...
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb. Related le...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
I hate America.
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
You must be French.
charismatic office
  11/01/07
1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 s...
Naked parlour
  11/01/07
Where's your family from?
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, d...
Naked parlour
  11/01/07
you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is a...
Nofapping hairless marketing idea set
  11/01/07
ty, I like this board.
Naked parlour
  11/01/07
i have fond memories of slivovica
Thirsty massive goal in life
  03/04/08
There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether ...
Naked parlour
  03/04/08
steinlager if a girl says she's on the pill, she is proba...
Topaz electric rehab affirmative action
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is comple...
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get ...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Oh fuck yes I do.
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the ...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
So many people who think like me i guess.
adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit
  11/01/07
Great minds thinking alike, I guess.
charismatic office
  11/01/07
hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this wor...
Topaz electric rehab affirmative action
  11/01/07
1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers. 2. Be a pr...
Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story
  11/01/07
Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.
trip copper temple
  11/01/07
so like your mom?
Racy plaza idea he suggested
  11/01/07
You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.
charismatic office
  11/01/07
1. Rusty Nail 2. "The true meaning of life is to lea...
Shaky Macaca Kitchen
  11/01/07
*achieves meaning of life*
sexy excitant gas station
  11/01/07
1) Jack on the rocks 2) Don't trust anyone, never show to...
Concupiscible free-loading idiot
  11/01/07
1. Budweiser 2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed w...
swollen olive genital piercing
  11/01/07
lame. i hope your old man gets cancer
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
keepin it real. ty.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.
swollen olive genital piercing
  11/01/07
Did he leave you his pancreas?
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Wow.
curious indecent partner
  11/01/07
Stepdad: 1. Thunderbird 2. Don't squeeze too hard or...
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
wtf?
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/01/07
1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink. 2. Don't fight unless ...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
LOL @ "doing" pot.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
scotch rocks don't cross the streams.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic 2. Always throw the first and la...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Your dad is an animal.
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressiv...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Where are you today?
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Meh. I'd rather be human.
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
Tier 2? Good job.
charismatic office
  11/01/07
A legacy, no less.
Multi-colored Ratface
  11/01/07
indeed.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
so?
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't ...
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. ...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
not even close you white trash piece of shit.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
who says i'm white?
charismatic office
  11/01/07
it is obvious.
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Best thread in a long time. 1. Oly 2. Never trust a Me...
curious indecent partner
  11/01/07
how do you feel about mexicans?
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Most of them are pretty decent folk.
curious indecent partner
  11/01/07
trust them/
costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.
Amber death wish
  11/01/07
1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap ...
brilliant fragrant codepig sanctuary
  11/01/07
smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered m...
charismatic office
  11/01/07
Leroux Apricot Brandy. He taught me not to be an elitist.
Chrome stag film haunted graveyard
  11/01/07
it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elit...
flickering whorehouse
  11/01/07
1. King Cobra 2. "The Club" can be defeated by ...
nubile faggot firefighter
  11/01/07
I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfath...
Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor
  11/02/07
I'd like to meet that guy.
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  11/02/07
He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Gr...
Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor
  11/02/07
he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips
bateful trailer park rigor
  11/02/07
nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. ...
Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor
  11/05/07
1) almost never drank 2) taught me to be interested in sp...
henna masturbator skinny woman
  11/02/07
Coors Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to ch...
brindle motley internal respiration round eye
  11/02/07
lulz
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  11/02/07
this is a classic, lets keep it going....
histrionic people who are hurt corner
  11/05/07
1. Jack on the rocks. 2. Smart people never have to tell ...
Mint passionate market
  11/05/07
Your dad knew some shit.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  11/05/07
i really like the last one
high-end bistre public bath digit ratio
  11/17/07
1. Cheapest vodka you could find. 2. He basically gave me a...
vibrant sable karate
  11/05/07
Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.
Pale Beady-eyed Locus
  11/05/07
This thread is immortal.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  11/05/07
Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though. "The ...
Nighttime Philosopher-king State
  11/06/07
Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.
Citrine Galvanic Travel Guidebook Church
  11/06/07
...
Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button
  02/13/08
Solid bump. Classic thread.
Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven
  02/13/08
Cosmopolitans let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser
swashbuckling narrow-minded reading party hairy legs
  02/13/08
Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up wit...
Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven
  02/13/08
LOL. nice
Laughsome chartreuse site
  02/13/08
Budweiser "When there's gunfire, don't run, hit th...
Laughsome chartreuse site
  02/13/08
Was he in the service?
Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven
  02/13/08
Close. Cop. He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but...
Laughsome chartreuse site
  02/13/08
Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold. Lesson...
startled lemon pistol
  02/13/08
1. Rarely, if ever, drank. 2a. The only thing you can con...
Thriller hominid
  02/13/08
1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic) 2. "He with th...
House-broken lime bawdyhouse weed whacker
  02/14/08
Your dad sounds like a square.
soul-stirring jet area alpha
  05/09/08
1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller L...
Khaki very tactful pisswyrm
  03/04/08
"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise ag...
Mind-boggling Spot Becky
  03/07/08
Your dad sounds cool as fuck.
comical cruise ship
  03/07/08
best so far
soul-stirring jet area alpha
  05/09/08
...
Khaki very tactful pisswyrm
  03/04/08
1. Busch 2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn ho...
fuchsia abode
  03/04/08
Bass Pale Ale "Don't ever get into an argument with ...
Yellow Supple Lodge Quadroon
  03/04/08
PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.
cocky love of her life patrolman
  03/04/08
...
curious indecent partner
  03/06/08
Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.
soul-stirring jet area alpha
  05/09/08
you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.
Titillating dysfunction
  05/09/08
What are your other monikers?
soul-stirring jet area alpha
  05/09/08
1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD. 2. i can only reca...
Vigorous Hyperventilating Jap
  05/09/08
I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  05/09/08
Prison wine Don't get five DUIs.
boyish sapphire double fault
  05/09/08
1. Miller 2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't ha...
180 hell
  06/28/08
This thread is a Top Five ATG.
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  06/28/08
...
submissive station
  08/25/08
...
Cyan stimulating point boiling water
  09/14/08
1) 24 Millers 2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it ...
walnut really tough guy
  09/14/08
...
aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness
  09/29/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 30th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833222)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: bateful trailer park rigor

Wild Turkey

When I was little he made me learn to play the piano. "You'll play it until you're 80 and long term, you'll get more and better women to fall in love with you."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838262)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the piano gotten you? Cut the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838344)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:51 AM
Author: bateful trailer park rigor

It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singing duets with me but I think that most of the women I've slept with were into me at first glance because I could play. When I was a teenager I'd play at house parties when there was a piano around and I'd have a blast. Everyone has a good time and when you make a good time for everyone, women pay attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838368)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:41 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

I could buy that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838491)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:03 AM
Author: exhilarant stain

drink: Dewar's on the rocks.

Advice: Don't marry the first girl you sleep with (this was the day before college at the dining room table). Great advice, as it turns out. He missed the first girl by a few years, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: Carnelian hospital

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon

2. Get your entire body into the punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833355)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: hairraiser coffee pot

most underappreciated post of the day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837486)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: charismatic office

lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR for about 2 weeks freshman year and then I quit being a poor nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837428)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:37 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL about ten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838487)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: Carnelian hospital

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: charismatic office

fucking. awesome.

just drank a pbr....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838598)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

I'm going to pick some up at the store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841039)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:16 AM
Author: big resort cuckoldry

Johnny Walker neat.

always meet a woman's family before you decide whether you want to marry her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833751)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:19 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

so you can see whether her mom is fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834269)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: big resort cuckoldry

and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters (like my aunts) or degenerate brothers (like my uncle).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837867)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: charismatic office

dos equis lager (though hardly ever)

he did his teaching at school, not at home.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833754)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Mexican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838416)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted disturbing tanning salon

Bud.

You have your the rest of your life to work hard, enjoy high school and college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833815)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Sooty exciting lay nibblets

1) bourbon, neat

2) The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a god in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wasn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833825)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: charismatic office

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833922)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Your dad is Robert Duvall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834121)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: Big-titted mad cow disease

1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie

2.if you're at a poker table and you can't tell the 2 best players and the 2 worst within 5 hands, then the table is out of your league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833829)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: big resort cuckoldry

Rusty Nails are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833837)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: charismatic office

i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie. i gotta be careful cause you can get fuct up quick that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833878)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: Shaky Macaca Kitchen

50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839153)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Slate arousing location

Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything else in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834185)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy stirring half-breed clown

as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remember me by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834250)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: Offensive bronze garrison

no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it's quite considerate of you to provide the TTT's info on what a it consists of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834559)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: razzle stage national security agency

your father is Satan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837870)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: Haunting Juggernaut

teetoaler

hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a total overreaction to his dad hence my hedonism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:09 AM
Author: Navy Sinister Locale

scotch and water

my dad gave me the "find your bliss" talk when i was 14. i was stoned at the time, and after the big payoff-- "so, son, find your bliss"-- i just sat there silent for a few seconds before busting out laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834058)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:10 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834061)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

And then the background of your living room pulled up like a curtain and

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:27 AM
Author: mahogany base persian

decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with dinner)

no big life lessons. he knows a lot of history and trivia, so i learned that sort of stuff from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834106)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:34 AM
Author: odious cobalt casino

Chivas with a drop of water

Don't get a girl pregnant, don't make any life decisions based on a girl, tons and tons of sports advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834111)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:37 AM
Author: autistic church building

Bud.

Make a lot of money and save most of it.

Obviously I didn't listen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834117)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:12 AM
Author: Grizzly Alcoholic National

Amstel Light

Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in life will follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:18 AM
Author: Ultramarine degenerate theater stage

malt liquor.

he taught me that "if they don't catch you, it's not cheating." then he gave me a milkshake to drink in the parking lot of the motel while he had a quickie with his boss's wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:22 AM
Author: trip copper temple

My dad did that too. Its true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: Carnelian hospital

sup dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834151)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: trip copper temple

what's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834296)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: Ultramarine degenerate theater stage

the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we were wrestling naked to see who got to kiss mom. i cheated and won! afterwards mom made me a milkshake. but dad got the second place prize: he got to kiss his hawt daughter, my sister Elektra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834155)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834160)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 AM
Author: trip copper temple

Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834161)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine degenerate theater stage

mom did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834164)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 AM
Author: trip copper temple

Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touch. "Dad, can't I just suck on mom's tits a while?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834166)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine degenerate theater stage

thanks for the mental image, xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834168)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

You're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834169)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: trip copper temple

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Sorry to do it to you, kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834170)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: trip copper temple

And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a beautiful story and I'm sure it will get you laid, and not, I might add, by your mom. Hope that makes you feel better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834225)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: trip copper temple

This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comments look pointless instead of inspired.

for those at home, he won at some competition with his dad and his dad bought him an ice cream to celebrate. he then later observed that its not like they were wrestling naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834525)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine degenerate theater stage

sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny - too funny - but i didn't want that memory being so openly pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834603)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: Navy Sinister Locale

that's awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834156)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834291)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:51 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

*waits for AK47*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835191)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836981)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854654)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: trip copper temple

He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that when he did it would be special. Then when he finally beat his dad at something when he was a kid, his dad took him out for a milkshake to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859688)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: trip copper temple

Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches.

My dad taught me to fight for what you believe in and accept the consequences of doing so. Also, do the right thing and don't be a politician. Basically terrible advice for any aspiring lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834152)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836645)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer

2. Don't hire anyone to do something for you that you couldn't do yourself (i.e. if you don't understand what you're paying for, you're probably getting ripped off).

As you can see, my dad has a bit of a survivalist mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834158)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: trip copper temple

There's layers to your onion, theo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834167)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834177)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep several months' worth of food in my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834190)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the stores, the vast majority of people would be straight up fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834199)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:37 AM
Author: Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma

coca-cola classic

Start investing early, don't spend beyond your means, own your own land, retire early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834171)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Mormon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837560)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruby dingle berry

no caffeine for Mormons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838279)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:06 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Misconception. No hot caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839493)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma

Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities of many men on my father's side of the family, so a lot of them had to give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844602)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:41 AM
Author: Rusted awkward community account telephone

coffee

you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to get it started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834173)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: trip copper temple

Wow, the wire really is your daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834207)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:04 AM
Author: Rusted awkward community account telephone

he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down the hallmark card path so i didn't want to contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834238)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: trip copper temple

don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834241)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834365)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:47 AM
Author: Slate arousing location

Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a beer? I seem to remember that name)

Taught me to play fiddle and bass guitar so I could help out with the band he had while I was growing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834181)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Rusted awkward community account telephone

and how to roll a tight fattie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834220)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: Slate arousing location

Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834234)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

Pimm's No. 1

How to hide your homosexuality from your wife for 28 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834196)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: trip copper temple

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: glittery metal depressive

1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice?

2.) never trust anybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834197)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:54 AM
Author: Puce Chapel

Courvosier

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834201)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Your dad is Henry Kissinger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834219)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: trip copper temple

If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been "Absolute power is absolutely awesome. P.S. Bomb Cambodia unless you like visiting Europe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834229)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:07 AM
Author: Puce Chapel

nothing similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834245)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: sickened lascivious tank

1. Old English

2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834236)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: trip copper temple

I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unless he drank Old English and taught you about the mysteries of lemonade's enduring popularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834239)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

Valuable lesson indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834363)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: floppy peach athletic conference

is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835724)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis"

You're Goddamn right it is Guru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837367)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: confused ivory laser beams candlestick maker

1. Bottles

2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834257)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Green Meetinghouse Mental Disorder

JW Black

Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if you don't know what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834320)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: Useless Charcoal Stage

1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He used to let me have some of it when I was little and my mom wasn't looking. I guess I was a lush from day one.

2.Lots of stuff that I never listened to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834500)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: Shivering den

1. Clorox

2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do the abortion yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834507)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

Apparently he wasn't very good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834511)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: Contagious hall new version

White wine.

Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep your elbow in on the J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834510)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: Useless Charcoal Stage

your dad sounds like a classy guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834517)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: Contagious hall new version

Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's something of a hardass so I guess it balances out.

You get a chance to upload those pics yet...? I'll trade you, the Halloween pics of me & my girl came out surprisingly well, considering how drunk we were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:06 PM
Author: Erotic balding kitty cat nursing home

1. Christian Moerlein

2. Being organized is way, way overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834513)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: Nofapping hairless marketing idea set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834523)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: flickering whorehouse

scotch and soda

"You mustn't allow yourself to become ordinary."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834533)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: Offensive bronze garrison

scotch and soda

how to choose good whisky, cigs, and cigars; to be a fan of teh cowboys, rockets, astros; and good advice on chicks in general (don't get them preggers, don't let bitches interfere with decisions, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834593)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Tan Keepsake Machete

Macallan scotch - 18 yrs

Taught me about EBITDA and how to maximize wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834631)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: idiotic cracking ticket booth

The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does, it's probably michelob or some kind of cheap red wine.

The advice he gave me was 1. Nothing is more valuable in life than peace of mind (in other words, be very very risk averse); and 2. You can't get rich quickly, but you can get rich slowly (so invest, but only in low-risk mutual funds); and 3. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Not probably. It is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834658)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button

Your dad sounds like a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836649)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: Talented Rough-skinned Dilemma

Probably just a jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836672)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: high-end bistre public bath digit ratio

Milwaukees Best

various random manly things i chose to not pay attention to

and could use some of that knowledge now (i.e. Car stuff)

Buncha stuff about working hard and saving your money etc.

basically ive ignored all his logical advice and im a 23 year old out of control broke party animal

hes not pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834979)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: charismatic office

who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834985)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: floppy peach athletic conference

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835746)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: indigo legend

1. Scotch, basically.

2. Don't make excuses, especially if it's to cover up laziness or half-assed effort. People will backstab and be generally evil fucks if it gets them ahead at your expense, and they will not have a single doubt in their mind that they did the right thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835010)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish they had been.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835132)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: indigo legend

A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership serving a local base of clients, and my dad wanted to split and go independent, taking about half of the clients who had come in through him. The partner was very amicable and understanding at the time and it went smoothly. Within a few months, though, the ex-partner had started slandering him in order to getting a bunch of the clients to jump back, which fucked over my dad's effort to start his own company, and he lost a shitload of money. He's done better, but it was a huge financial hit which killed any chance he has of retiring before like age 70.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835227)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

1. Negro Cognac

2. Snitches get stiches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835090)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

your pappy was wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835097)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:51 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

AK47? Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836988)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into trouble when they do).

2. How to change a tire/change the oil in a car.

3. The absolute wrong way to parent.

4. Be ambitious, lest I turn out like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835096)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

plz give details re: 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835100)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfilled, takes it out on everyone else by belittling/undermining them constantly. Don't think that's "good dad" behavior and I always keep it in mind when I want to go on a tirade against my own kid.

Nothing too exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835107)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

what's his profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835116)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on this board.

I hate this question, I think it's rude. I don't want to be tarred by my family's lack of motivation/ambition, so I never answer it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a background makes ones own accomplishments more impressive. my family is certainly not rich, though i spose it is fairly accomplished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835133)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the world don't matter if you don't have any ambition."

He realizes now that he should have put his brains to use and I think he's angry about it. I watched a documentary on poors and their spawn who escaped the poors lifestyle (not that's he's poor, he's fairly well off), and the poors were telling their kids who wanted an education "don't get above your raisin'."

This is the way he thinks. My accomplishments are like some kind of personal affront to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835157)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:46 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money?

that's fuct that he resents your accomplishments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, but not the Joseph P. Kennedy kind, unfortunately.

No, he's just a very hard-working, bluecollar who invests wisely.

Well, I don't speak to him anymore, so it's not that big of a deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835175)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most standards. but i spose he wishes he had moar prestige. he should become a buddhist.

talk to your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835226)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badgering me to get saved (after spending all of her post-divorce years partying and going through one boyfriend after another).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835273)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:13 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblings? do they talk w/them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835333)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives during the holidays.

My brother doesn't speak to him either. My sister does on occasion, but she's desperately been trying to be daddy's girl since day 1. I keep telling her it's a waste of time, but what can I say? Daughters want fathers.

I just don't want one bad enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836712)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:03 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

is your materially older than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836732)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836753)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

i meant to ask about your husband's age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836786)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Rambunctious lake property foreskin

Oh. He's three years younger.

I know everyone says girls marry men like their fathers, by my husband is the polar opposite. Any time any guy I dated acted even remotely like my dad, that was the end for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836823)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:43 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired party of the first part pit

coors light or single malt scotch

don't pay other people to do things that you can do yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Becky

1. Scotch and Soda

2. press the 6 and the 8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835202)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Poppy Home Trust Fund

Lone Star

Management is full of shit.

Also, Never get rich working for someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835515)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:43 PM
Author: charismatic office

1. sam adams

2. women just dont understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: charismatic office

1) rye on the rocks

2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835636)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:15 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse site

Jesus Christ.

I thought I was the only person who drank that. Guess I'm still the only person under 40 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322340)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

1.)mad dog 20/20

2.)never let anything slide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836652)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

your old man sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836660)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

What sorts of things did he not let slide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836993)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837187)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Violent Razzmatazz Goyim Crackhouse

1. he never drinks at home

2. appearances matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836662)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

i think he was making a pass at you. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836687)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Violent Razzmatazz Goyim Crackhouse

ty. that explains a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836704)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836713)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: charismatic office

My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can still hear his screams...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836684)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836685)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Please. What kind of fucking post is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:02 PM
Author: Irradiated pearl center mexican

1. PBR

2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like we used to in the good old days. There aren't as many harmless fields to drive off into. Nowadays it'll likely be someone's house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836730)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: bateful trailer park rigor

Ty, Iarfed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838140)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: Jade school

1. Vodka straight.

2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times your size. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836777)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

3 times? how puny are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837195)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someone you had better be willing to kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836779)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

what's stroh's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836793)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Jade school

beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836805)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company

in the old days it was made from Detroitttt River water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836816)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: provocative frum business firm brethren

1. Bud Dry

2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836840)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: Dun spectacular personal credit line cuckold

Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night

Always told me it didn't matter what I did, how much $$ I made, or what kind of legacy I left behind...as long as I'm happy and it's what I want then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836888)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Sadistic french library sandwich

I hope you don't believe any of that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837028)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people really love each other, they make love. Have you ever heard someone say the word "fuck"? Well, it means to have sex. (that was the whole thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836999)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837045)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:17 PM
Author: charismatic office

your dad is pretty freaking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister got a book showing all of the sexual organs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837135)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: charismatic office

i assume your mom took the lead with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837178)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Mischievous marvelous address knife

1) Colt 45

2) Fuck white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837115)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

this is a great thread, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837352)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837488)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

1. Iron City

2. Real men don't wear plaid.

EDIT. And:

2b. If you get a choice between getting with a cheerleader and a girl that's hotter, always chose the cheerleader. For the rest of your life, you can always brag about the cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837378)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

neither do dead men wear plaid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837395)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

Real men also don't drive Hyundais.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837408)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who drove one was so flaming no closet would be big enough for him to be in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837514)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: big resort cuckoldry

the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837859)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838927)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837677)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Indian Lodge Water Buffalo

1) Michelob

2) don't get caught with your pants down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837384)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down so you can sample their man-love first, you HIV drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837423)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837480)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

thats pretty faggotty advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837455)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837468)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet area alpha

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761928)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown

2. The first time you meet another man, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837425)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837498)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

The post is keen social commentary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837519)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

you got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837593)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838311)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: red misunderstood senate

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837528)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: charismatic office

1. Any liquor on the rocks.

2. Black people are dangerous and not to be trusted, jewish people are cheap and not to be trusted, never hire a mexican or black at work because it ruins the dynamic you have going on and the other workers no longer feel comfortable, muslims are all liars but it's okay to do business with them if you go into negotiations with that fact in your mind, the only person you can trust in this life is yourself, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837471)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the rocks" was rubbing alcohol. I think you got some of the fetal alcohol syndrome from your mon/sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837492)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: flickering whorehouse

hi jew!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

1. bud

2. tell people what they want to hear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837518)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: black stead tattoo

Gotta come clean here dooders:

Pint of Dimitri Vodka. Every fucking day for like 16 years. Bottle was gone by about 6pm.

Taught me this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg

CHORUS

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha!

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ain't seen a babe like this before

He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ha-ha now I've been known to gamble, take a little drink

Then there's the night I had a fight and landed in the clink

But now my rootin' tootin' days are done

Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son

Oh

CHORUS

Ha-ha I knew a lotta women when I was on the go

They'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough

But my wife Rosie ain't that kind

Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine

<Instrumental-first two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-next two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-third two lines of CHORUS sung as (Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la-

la-la-la-la)

<Instrumental-seventh line of CHORUS (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)

I'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the town

I'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news around

That me and Rosie got a son

Though he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum

Oh

CHORUS

He-he's as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare

Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?"

He'll be good-hearted like his Ma

But I bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his Pa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837536)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Did his liver hold out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837572)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: black stead tattoo

Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 packs a day also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837596)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837625)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: black stead tattoo

The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I think he used to box either recreationally or at a semi-professional level. But I've seen pictures back in the day and he was definitely cut up. He had me at 44 and the dooder now is what, 76? He's hanging on but knock on wood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837666)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Drunken shimmering gaping

1) sake bombs

2) White girls with asian guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837544)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

WGWAG forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837551)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: diverse outnumbered menage ape

shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after

legality is all relative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837545)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Dull Native

your dad was definitely a Russian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837546)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: diverse outnumbered menage ape

haha, could it be more obvious?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837552)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:24 AM
Author: charismatic office

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838601)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Russian. Without a doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837550)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: charismatic office

1) cans of Heineken

2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nice to girls and don't get any of them pregnant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837690)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: razzle stage national security agency

1) shandy (half beer, half soda water)

2) never have any bloody kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837877)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

are you kidding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838318)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

wtf? who would drink that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy

That looks like some nasty shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839011)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you want to do something like play golf and drink in the oppressive heat.

my favorite are the bass and lemonade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839238)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: ocher field

1. Lite beer

2. If you ain't first, you're last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838274)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

blatant ricky bobby trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838316)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

- Rainier

- Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't overfeed the fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838327)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

wtf is Ranier?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838337)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838343)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:04 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or bathtub gin until you show me otherwise. Maybe your dad should've cut his balls off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838399)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

The link works fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838458)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: Purple blood rage black woman

Looks sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322224)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: charismatic office

what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838434)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838456)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:26 AM
Author: charismatic office

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838470)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

Good for him. Probably better for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:25 AM
Author: charismatic office

awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or 13 to realize it, though. By then those things were in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839175)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838443)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: charismatic office

tell us about your old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838445)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

Haha alright..

1. Patron on the rocks with a lime.

2. Don't ever argue with a fool, because people from a distance can't tell which one of you is foolish.

No, I am not Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838465)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: charismatic office

how many would he throw back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

Generally about two or three on an average night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838475)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

But not a Mexican, you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838485)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

th3y pr3f3r "chicano"

lol i typo'd this as "chicago" at first

ohhai jjc, ya ur city = dirty lik3 a m3xi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838517)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839229)





Date: November 1st, 2007 4:52 AM
Author: floppy peach athletic conference

is your dad Jay-Z?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838551)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad had been telling me the same shit for years...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839214)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: charismatic office

awesome thread

1. miller

2. find what you love then figure out how to make money by it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838609)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:31 AM
Author: red misunderstood senate

2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate your dad too much for ruining your life by telling you that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838611)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:34 AM
Author: charismatic office

nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wouldn't work (immediately) if i'd loved social work, or something like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838613)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:38 AM
Author: Spruce adventurous school cafeteria electric furnace

1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD

2.) my dad taught me to shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838615)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838973)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: charismatic office

1. Heineken or Grey Goose.

2. Don't settle for a girl you can easily convince to go out with you; chase down the girl you think you can't get. If you can do that, you can do anything.

I thought he was being stupid with (2) but it turns out to be great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838991)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned out differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838996)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: charismatic office

It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and gunned for the hot cheerleader types. Once you're boning some ridiculously hot, nice, sweet girl you feel like you're king of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838997)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839001)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: charismatic office

I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb.

Related lesson: the world's a tough, unfair place. You can be the pussy getting fucked or the badass doing the fucking—your choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839003)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

I hate America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839005)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: charismatic office

You must be French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839010)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Naked parlour

1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 shot with dinner. Ie, drink every day, never get drunk.

2) Before I moved to the USA: "My father escaped the peasantry by going to high school. I escaped yokeldom* by going to university. You should proceed along similar lines."

* I don't really know an English equivalent to the word he used

I can't stand plum brandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839042)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

Where's your family from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839050)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: Naked parlour

Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, don't want to out myself further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839064)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: Nofapping hairless marketing idea set

you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839053)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Naked parlour

ty, I like this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839056)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Thirsty massive goal in life

i have fond memories of slivovica

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424894)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: Naked parlour

There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether they call it sliva, palinka, tsuica, etc. You can make it with just about any kind of fruit, eg, quince, grapes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426457)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: Topaz electric rehab affirmative action

steinlager

if a girl says she's on the pill, she is probably lying. dont eff up your life [like i did].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839052)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is completely cynical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839055)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: charismatic office

I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get wary when a girl insists she's on the Pill and wants you to cum in her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839066)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

Oh fuck yes I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839072)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: charismatic office

So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the smart play?

A girl said she didn't want me to wear a condom because it doesn't feel good for her. (1) Like I give a shit. (2) I am certain that's not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839110)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: adulterous flesh legal warrant orchestra pit

So many people who think like me i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839113)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: charismatic office

Great minds thinking alike, I guess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839119)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: Topaz electric rehab affirmative action

hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this world based on that lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839087)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Canary Rebellious Step-uncle's House Background Story

1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers.

2. Be a professional. Save your money. There's more to life than working. Marry a Jewish girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839106)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: charismatic office

Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry them. They're sluts. All of them are Godless whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839117)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: trip copper temple

I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839167)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Racy plaza idea he suggested

so like your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839230)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: charismatic office

You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839413)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: Shaky Macaca Kitchen

1. Rusty Nail

2. "The true meaning of life is to leave your mark on the world, if only by influencing the life of another. If no one remembers you after you're dead, you squandered the gift God gave you, and you never really lived."

I've only come to realize later in life that #2, if construed broadly, can be easily satisfied by raping someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839188)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:18 PM
Author: sexy excitant gas station

*achieves meaning of life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839198)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible free-loading idiot

1) Jack on the rocks

2) Don't trust anyone, never show too much emotion.

I don't know if this advice is any good but it's what he taught me. Also, he always encouraged me to take a devil's advocate position with him while we were talking politics. Maybe that's why I'm in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839205)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: swollen olive genital piercing

1. Budweiser

2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed with caution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839223)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:41 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

lame. i hope your old man gets cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839409)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

keepin it real. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839432)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: swollen olive genital piercing

He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839539)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Did he leave you his pancreas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839555)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to punish you he gives you that since the survival rates fall to shit so fast after diagnosis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839577)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839608)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Stepdad:

1. Thunderbird

2. Don't squeeze too hard or you'll ruin your nerve endings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839422)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: charismatic office

1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink.

2. Don't fight unless you have to, but if you fight, you better win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839423)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

LOL @ "doing" pot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

scotch rocks

don't cross the streams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839430)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic

2. Always throw the first and last punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839466)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Your dad is an animal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:03 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressive prick when it came to shit I really wanted.

It was great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839483)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Where are you today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839488)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after my Great Uncle) LR, Moot Court, UG Scholarship, LS Scholarship, Starting Big Law Next Fall, CGWBT.

soon to be Magna Cum Laude...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839512)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

Meh. I'd rather be human.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839545)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: charismatic office

Tier 2? Good job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839553)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored Ratface

A legacy, no less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839573)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840763)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839566)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840783)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a ttt school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840807)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't as accomplished as me.

even if you were, you'll still never enjoy the prestige of studying in a library named for your family so shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840989)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: charismatic office

no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841000)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

not even close you white trash piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841021)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: charismatic office

who says i'm white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841043)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

it is obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841063)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

Best thread in a long time.

1. Oly

2. Never trust a Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839592)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

how do you feel about mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839597)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 PM
Author: curious indecent partner

Most of them are pretty decent folk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: costumed ebony pocket flask multi-billionaire

trust them/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839610)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Amber death wish

Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841047)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: brilliant fragrant codepig sanctuary

1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap

2. crackheads are indestructible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841078)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: charismatic office

smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered mightily for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841080)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:21 PM
Author: Chrome stag film haunted graveyard

Leroux Apricot Brandy.

He taught me not to be an elitist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841101)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:38 PM
Author: flickering whorehouse

it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elitist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841179)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:41 PM
Author: nubile faggot firefighter

1. King Cobra

2. "The Club" can be defeated by taking a hacksaw to the steering wheel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841190)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor

I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfather on this one:

1.) any kind of bourbon

2.) Fighting etiquette and strategy: Avoid fights, but if you end up in a sticky situation throw a left-right-left combo with a left hook first and put your weight into it. It cost $300 to bond out of the Kern County jail so make sure you dish out your money's worth of a beating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843384)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:33 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness

I'd like to meet that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843454)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor

He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Grapes of Wrath-type character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843579)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: bateful trailer park rigor

he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844632)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Cerebral Violent Sex Offender Parlor

nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. even when he was an old man, before he got sick, i remember being stunned at how solid his biceps were from lifting crap out in the oil fields all day. hard to believe there used to be a productive working class in CA at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858470)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: henna masturbator skinny woman

1) almost never drank

2) taught me to be interested in sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843439)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: brindle motley internal respiration round eye

Coors

Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to check for diseases or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844514)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844610)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: histrionic people who are hurt corner

this is a classic, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854642)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Mint passionate market

1. Jack on the rocks.

2. Smart people never have to tell anyone how smart they are. Everyone will already know.

Where ever you go, there will always be women. Don't let one get in the way of what you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854717)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

Your dad knew some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858486)





Date: November 17th, 2007 10:17 AM
Author: high-end bistre public bath digit ratio

i really like the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8905627)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: vibrant sable karate

1. Cheapest vodka you could find.

2. He basically gave me a bros before hoes speech as part of the sex ed when I was 12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858499)





Date: November 5th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Pale Beady-eyed Locus

Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858577)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

This thread is immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858518)





Date: November 6th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Nighttime Philosopher-king State

Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though.

"The guys who talk the most about screwing are generally the ones who are doing it the least." Truer words were never spoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858880)





Date: November 6th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: Citrine Galvanic Travel Guidebook Church

Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859486)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:47 PM
Author: Domesticated son of senegal factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322166)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:48 PM
Author: Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven

Solid bump. Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322178)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling narrow-minded reading party hairy legs

Cosmopolitans

let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322184)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven

Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up with her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322207)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:08 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse site

LOL. nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322301)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:53 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse site

Budweiser

"When there's gunfire, don't run, hit the floor."

"If you feel a burning sensation, you've probably been shot."

Think American Pie's Eugene Levy, but with a revolver and a boot knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322214)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Abusive Pervert Heaven

Was he in the service?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322234)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:58 PM
Author: Laughsome chartreuse site

Close. Cop.

He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but he used to give the most random advice to me and my friends.

He would also randomly show people weapons, which was no big deal in my family. He had this prized machete he used to love to show to people (he collects knives). It was funny to see some of my friends react. "You boys want pizza, oh and check out my machete when you're done there"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322243)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:56 PM
Author: startled lemon pistol

Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold.

Lesson: start your own business... preferably a cash business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322233)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:16 PM
Author: Thriller hominid

1. Rarely, if ever, drank.

2a. The only thing you can control is yourself

2b. Don't talk a lot . . . 95% of everything said in a given day is bullshit and unnecessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322343)





Date: February 14th, 2008 12:14 AM
Author: House-broken lime bawdyhouse weed whacker

1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic)

2. "He with the most options wins."

Also that who you choose to marry is the most important decision in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322715)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet area alpha

Your dad sounds like a square.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761917)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Khaki very tactful pisswyrm

1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller Lite + Crown Royal on weekends . Maybe a little pot here and there with friends.

2. Life is too short to drive the speed limit. Avoid getting into loud fights with women, just go outside in the shed and drink or go hang out with the neighbor and drink. Be a man of the people. Always pay your child support on time. Keep your oil changed. There's no shame in hitting a motherfucker if he deserves it. Respect the outdoors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424854)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Spot Becky

"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441634)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:08 AM
Author: comical cruise ship

Your dad sounds cool as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441657)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet area alpha

best so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761944)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Khaki very tactful pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426329)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:01 PM
Author: fuchsia abode

1. Busch

2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn how to rebuild a motor and you'll be a'ight. Little did he know I was a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426584)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:59 PM
Author: Yellow Supple Lodge Quadroon

Bass Pale Ale

"Don't ever get into an argument with a woman-- you'll never win"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426886)





Date: March 4th, 2008 3:39 PM
Author: cocky love of her life patrolman

PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9427181)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:43 PM
Author: curious indecent partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441548)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet area alpha

Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761071)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Titillating dysfunction

you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761421)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet area alpha

What are your other monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761891)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Hyperventilating Jap

1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD.

2. i can only recall two specific pieces of advice: "clothes don't make the man," which he told me when he didn't want to buy me jordans and when i left home he gave me a knife and said "if you ever have to use this, slash don't stab." in general, he was big on self-reliance (which basically meant doing things half-assed instead of asking for help) and letting me fuck up and learn my own lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761263)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:18 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761362)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:34 PM
Author: boyish sapphire double fault

Prison wine

Don't get five DUIs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761908)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:34 PM
Author: 180 hell

1. Miller

2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't have when you're my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927850)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water

This thread is a Top Five ATG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927864)





Date: August 25th, 2008 6:57 PM
Author: submissive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10097081)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:07 PM
Author: Cyan stimulating point boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160026)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: walnut really tough guy

1) 24 Millers

2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it over to pick you guys up today."

Fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160220)





Date: September 29th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: aromatic hyperactive mad-dog skullcap twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10212857)