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ITT: Your old man's drink of choice and shit he taught you.

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Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/30/07
Wild Turkey When I was little he made me learn to play th...
Sable giraffe
  11/01/07
Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the pian...
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singin...
Sable giraffe
  11/01/07
I could buy that.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
drink: Dewar's on the rocks. Advice: Don't marry the fir...
anal pungent tank legend
  03/07/08
1. Pabst Blue Ribbon 2. Get your entire body into the pun...
deranged market trust fund
  10/31/07
most underappreciated post of the day!
arousing learning disabled plaza crotch
  10/31/07
indeed.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL ab...
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
lol
deranged market trust fund
  11/05/07
fucking. awesome. just drank a pbr....
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
I'm going to pick some up at the store.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  11/01/07
Johnny Walker neat. always meet a woman's family before ...
Brass spectacular fat ankles den
  10/31/07
so you can see whether her mom is fat?
Marvelous Selfie Property
  10/31/07
and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters...
Brass spectacular fat ankles den
  11/01/07
dos equis lager (though hardly ever) he did his teaching...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
Mexican?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
Bud. You have your the rest of your life to work hard, en...
alcoholic contagious sex offender macaca
  10/31/07
1) bourbon, neat 2) The day I set foot on that beach in N...
erotic heady state persian
  10/31/07
lulz
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
Your dad is Robert Duvall?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie 2.if you're at a poker ...
adventurous hall
  10/31/07
Rusty Nails are delicious.
Brass spectacular fat ankles den
  10/31/07
i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie....
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail
aphrodisiac burgundy wrinkle
  11/01/07
Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything e...
nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school
  10/31/07
as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remembe...
racy abode stock car
  10/31/07
no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it'...
Startling Swashbuckling Crackhouse
  10/31/07
your father is Satan?
multi-colored faggotry national
  11/01/07
teetoaler hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a tot...
house-broken abnormal love of her life resort
  10/31/07
scotch and water my dad gave me the "find your bliss...
Filthy frisky kitty cat old irish cottage
  10/31/07
nice!
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
And then the background of your living room pulled up like a...
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  10/31/07
decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with di...
Purple Headpube Half-breed
  10/31/07
Chivas with a drop of water Don't get a girl pregnant, do...
Amber trip new version indian lodge
  10/31/07
Bud. Make a lot of money and save most of it. Obviousl...
flushed lascivious corner weed whacker
  10/31/07
Amstel Light Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in...
Claret Parlour
  10/31/07
malt liquor. he taught me that "if they don't catch ...
khaki galvanic tanning salon knife
  10/31/07
My dad did that too. Its true.
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
sup dog.
deranged market trust fund
  10/31/07
what's up?
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we...
khaki galvanic tanning salon knife
  10/31/07
Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream...
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him fi...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
mom did.
khaki galvanic tanning salon knife
  10/31/07
Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touc...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
thanks for the mental image, xoxo!
khaki galvanic tanning salon knife
  10/31/07
You're welcome.
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Sorry to do...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comme...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny ...
khaki galvanic tanning salon knife
  10/31/07
that's awesome. ty.
Filthy frisky kitty cat old irish cottage
  10/31/07
that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.
Marvelous Selfie Property
  10/31/07
*waits for AK47*
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  10/31/07
Me too.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  11/05/07
He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that w...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  11/06/07
Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches. My dad ...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
...
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  10/31/07
1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer 2. Don...
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
There's layers to your onion, theo.
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep seve...
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the st...
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  10/31/07
coca-cola classic Start investing early, don't spend beyo...
saffron party of the first part
  10/31/07
Mormon.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
no caffeine for Mormons.
haunting spruce lay indirect expression
  11/01/07
Misconception. No hot caffeine.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities o...
saffron party of the first part
  11/02/07
coffee you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to ge...
Bearded university
  10/31/07
Wow, the wire really is your daddy.
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down th...
Bearded university
  10/31/07
don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid ...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
ty.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  10/31/07
Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a bee...
nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school
  10/31/07
and how to roll a tight fattie?
Bearded university
  10/31/07
Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.
nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school
  10/31/07
Pimm's No. 1 How to hide your homosexuality from your wi...
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  10/31/07
lulz
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice? 2.) never...
Electric hyperactive gunner base
  10/31/07
Courvosier Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Mind-boggling impertinent cuckoldry bawdyhouse
  10/31/07
Your dad is Henry Kissinger?
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been &quo...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
nothing similar
Mind-boggling impertinent cuckoldry bawdyhouse
  10/31/07
1. Old English 2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it st...
Appetizing frozen psychic
  10/31/07
I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unl...
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  10/31/07
Valuable lesson indeed.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  10/31/07
is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.
Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen
  10/31/07
"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis" ...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
1. Bottles 2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.
Salmon range skinny woman
  10/31/07
JW Black Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if...
Exciting hissy fit
  10/31/07
1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He u...
aromatic voyeur
  10/31/07
1. Clorox 2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do t...
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  10/31/07
Apparently he wasn't very good at it.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  10/31/07
White wine. Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep you...
coiffed blood rage dilemma
  10/31/07
your dad sounds like a classy guy
aromatic voyeur
  10/31/07
Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's someth...
coiffed blood rage dilemma
  10/31/07
1. Christian Moerlein 2. Being organized is way, way overra...
Mustard home
  10/31/07
...
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  10/31/07
scotch and soda "You mustn't allow yourself to becom...
Cerebral Gold Address
  10/31/07
scotch and soda how to choose good whisky, cigs, and ciga...
Startling Swashbuckling Crackhouse
  10/31/07
Macallan scotch - 18 yrs Taught me about EBITDA and how t...
Boyish Principal's Office
  10/31/07
The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does...
Overrated menage sneaky criminal
  10/31/07
Your dad sounds like a loser.
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  10/31/07
Probably just a jew.
saffron party of the first part
  10/31/07
Milwaukees Best various random manly things i chose to no...
Sepia fragrant brethren
  10/31/07
who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
lulz
Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen
  10/31/07
1. Scotch, basically. 2. Don't make excuses, especially i...
ultramarine sweet tailpipe
  10/31/07
My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish ...
drunken station cuck
  10/31/07
A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership...
ultramarine sweet tailpipe
  10/31/07
1. Negro Cognac 2. Snitches get stiches
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
your pappy was wise
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
AK47? Is that you?
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  10/31/07
1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into troubl...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
plz give details re: 3.
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfill...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
what's his profession?
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on thi...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a backg...
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the w...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money? th...
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, bu...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most stand...
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badge...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblin...
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives ...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
is your materially older than you?
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
i meant to ask about your husband's age.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
Oh. He's three years younger. I know everyone says girl...
Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease
  10/31/07
coors light or single malt scotch don't pay other people ...
Stimulating Hominid
  10/31/07
1. Scotch and Soda 2. press the 6 and the 8
yellow newt
  10/31/07
Lone Star Management is full of shit. Also, Never get ...
Green theatre prole
  10/31/07
1. sam adams 2. women just dont understand
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
1) rye on the rocks 2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
Jesus Christ. I thought I was the only person who drank t...
autistic light orchestra pit
  02/13/08
1.)mad dog 20/20 2.)never let anything slide
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
your old man sounds awesome
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
What sorts of things did he not let slide?
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  10/31/07
you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
1. he never drinks at home 2. appearances matter
Excitant Disturbing Bbw
  10/31/07
i think he was making a pass at you. hth.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
ty. that explains a lot.
Excitant Disturbing Bbw
  10/31/07
you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can st...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
link?
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
Please. What kind of fucking post is that?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
1. PBR 2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like...
Poppy mentally impaired whorehouse
  10/31/07
Ty, Iarfed.
Sable giraffe
  11/01/07
1. Vodka straight. 2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times...
Mint Hyperventilating Institution Trump Supporter
  10/31/07
3 times? how puny are you?
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someon...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
what's stroh's?
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
beer
Mint Hyperventilating Institution Trump Supporter
  10/31/07
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company in t...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
1. Bud Dry 2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!
Wonderful Aquamarine Library Sandwich
  10/31/07
Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night ...
Magenta vengeful brunch
  10/31/07
I hope you don't believe any of that crap.
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  10/31/07
1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people r...
supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine
  10/31/07
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Glittery theater
  10/31/07
proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
your dad is pretty freaking awesome.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister g...
supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine
  10/31/07
i assume your mom took the lead with her?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.
supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine
  10/31/07
1) Colt 45 2) Fuck white women
Demanding Pearly Pit
  10/31/07
this is a great thread, lets keep it going....
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
tyvm
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
1. Iron City 2. Real men don't wear plaid. EDIT. And: ...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
neither do dead men wear plaid.
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
Real men also don't drive Hyundais.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who dr...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.
Brass spectacular fat ankles den
  11/01/07
I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  11/01/07
What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
1) Michelob 2) don't get caught with your pants down.
free-loading space
  10/31/07
instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down s...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
I lol'd.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
thats pretty faggotty advice
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
agreed.
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
nice
Lemon provocative center
  05/09/08
1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown 2. The first time you mee...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.
supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine
  10/31/07
The post is keen social commentary.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
you got it.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  10/31/07
180
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  11/01/07
LULZ
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  10/31/07
1. Any liquor on the rocks. 2. Black people are dangerous...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the ro...
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
hi jew!
Cerebral Gold Address
  11/01/07
1. bud 2. tell people what they want to hear
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  10/31/07
Gotta come clean here dooders: Pint of Dimitri Vodka. E...
Carnelian Cruise Ship
  10/31/07
Did his liver hold out?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 pack...
Carnelian Cruise Ship
  10/31/07
He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I ...
Carnelian Cruise Ship
  10/31/07
1) sake bombs 2) White girls with asian guys
Flesh Jew School Cafeteria
  10/31/07
WGWAG forever.
zombie-like locus circlehead
  10/31/07
shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after legality ...
turquoise stag film background story
  10/31/07
your dad was definitely a Russian
supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine
  10/31/07
haha, could it be more obvious?!
turquoise stag film background story
  10/31/07
awesome
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Russian. Without a doubt.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  10/31/07
1) cans of Heineken 2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nic...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  10/31/07
1) shandy (half beer, half soda water) 2) never have any ...
multi-colored faggotry national
  11/01/07
are you kidding?
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  11/01/07
wtf? who would drink that? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you wa...
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
1. Lite beer 2. If you ain't first, you're last.
passionate office patrolman
  11/01/07
blatant ricky bobby trolling.
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  11/01/07
- Rainier - Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't over...
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
wtf is Ranier?
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  11/01/07
http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or batht...
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
The link works fine.
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
Looks sweet.
razzle-dazzle incel locale
  02/13/08
what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
why?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
Good for him. Probably better for you.
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or...
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people...
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
tell us about your old man
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Haha alright.. 1. Patron on the rocks with a lime. 2. ...
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
how many would he throw back?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Generally about two or three on an average night.
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
But not a Mexican, you say?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
th3y pr3f3r "chicano" lol i typo'd this as &quo...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
is your dad Jay-Z?
Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen
  11/01/07
i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad ...
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/01/07
awesome thread 1. miller 2. find what you love then fi...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate you...
exhilarant organic girlfriend
  11/01/07
nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wou...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD 2.) my dad taught me to...
Dashing heaven turdskin
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
1. Heineken or Grey Goose. 2. Don't settle for a girl you c...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned ...
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb. Related le...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
I hate America.
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
You must be French.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 s...
arrogant garrison
  11/01/07
Where's your family from?
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, d...
arrogant garrison
  11/01/07
you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is a...
razzmatazz fishy idiot quadroon
  11/01/07
ty, I like this board.
arrogant garrison
  11/01/07
i have fond memories of slivovica
bearded histrionic piazza
  03/04/08
There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether ...
arrogant garrison
  03/04/08
steinlager if a girl says she's on the pill, she is proba...
navy vibrant roommate set
  11/01/07
It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is comple...
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get ...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Oh fuck yes I do.
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the ...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
So many people who think like me i guess.
Glittery theater
  11/01/07
Great minds thinking alike, I guess.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this wor...
navy vibrant roommate set
  11/01/07
1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers. 2. Be a pr...
Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard
  11/01/07
Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.
Walnut dead step-uncle's house
  11/01/07
so like your mom?
Primrose pocket flask
  11/01/07
You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
1. Rusty Nail 2. "The true meaning of life is to lea...
aphrodisiac burgundy wrinkle
  11/01/07
*achieves meaning of life*
internet-worthy dragon parlor
  11/01/07
1) Jack on the rocks 2) Don't trust anyone, never show to...
fantasy-prone odious haunted graveyard business firm
  11/01/07
1. Budweiser 2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed w...
Vivacious Twinkling Site
  11/01/07
lame. i hope your old man gets cancer
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
keepin it real. ty.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.
Vivacious Twinkling Site
  11/01/07
Did he leave you his pancreas?
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Wow.
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  11/01/07
Stepdad: 1. Thunderbird 2. Don't squeeze too hard or...
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
wtf?
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/01/07
1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink. 2. Don't fight unless ...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
LOL @ "doing" pot.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
scotch rocks don't cross the streams.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic 2. Always throw the first and la...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Your dad is an animal.
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressiv...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Where are you today?
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Meh. I'd rather be human.
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
Tier 2? Good job.
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
A legacy, no less.
drunken station cuck
  11/01/07
indeed.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
so?
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't ...
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. ...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
not even close you white trash piece of shit.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
who says i'm white?
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
it is obvious.
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Best thread in a long time. 1. Oly 2. Never trust a Me...
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  11/01/07
how do you feel about mexicans?
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Most of them are pretty decent folk.
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  11/01/07
trust them/
Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire
  11/01/07
Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.
Sinister area national security agency
  11/01/07
1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap ...
greedy rambunctious temple round eye
  11/01/07
smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered m...
mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi
  11/01/07
Leroux Apricot Brandy. He taught me not to be an elitist.
Buff lodge liquid oxygen
  11/01/07
it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elit...
Cerebral Gold Address
  11/01/07
1. King Cobra 2. "The Club" can be defeated by ...
topaz native
  11/01/07
I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfath...
Insecure puppy senate
  11/02/07
I'd like to meet that guy.
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  11/02/07
He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Gr...
Insecure puppy senate
  11/02/07
he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips
Sable giraffe
  11/02/07
nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. ...
Insecure puppy senate
  11/05/07
1) almost never drank 2) taught me to be interested in sp...
Floppy sanctuary
  11/02/07
Coors Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to ch...
Bipolar cracking juggernaut
  11/02/07
lulz
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  11/02/07
this is a classic, lets keep it going....
zombie-like locus circlehead
  11/05/07
1. Jack on the rocks. 2. Smart people never have to tell ...
Low-t chapel codepig
  11/05/07
Your dad knew some shit.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  11/05/07
i really like the last one
Sepia fragrant brethren
  11/17/07
1. Cheapest vodka you could find. 2. He basically gave me a...
curious tan box office idea he suggested
  11/05/07
Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.
sienna nubile water buffalo jap
  11/05/07
This thread is immortal.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  11/05/07
Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though. "The ...
Dark famous landscape painting gas station
  11/06/07
Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.
Bisexual boltzmann stead
  11/06/07
...
charcoal indecent gaming laptop international law enforcement agency
  02/13/08
Solid bump. Classic thread.
jet rebellious dopamine nibblets
  02/13/08
Cosmopolitans let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser
Azure Dog Poop Pozpig
  02/13/08
Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up wit...
jet rebellious dopamine nibblets
  02/13/08
LOL. nice
autistic light orchestra pit
  02/13/08
Budweiser "When there's gunfire, don't run, hit th...
autistic light orchestra pit
  02/13/08
Was he in the service?
jet rebellious dopamine nibblets
  02/13/08
Close. Cop. He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but...
autistic light orchestra pit
  02/13/08
Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold. Lesson...
at-the-ready athletic conference telephone
  02/13/08
1. Rarely, if ever, drank. 2a. The only thing you can con...
Vigorous Philosopher-king Shitlib
  02/13/08
1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic) 2. "He with th...
motley partner
  02/14/08
Your dad sounds like a square.
Lemon provocative center
  05/09/08
1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller L...
Unhinged Copper Field
  03/04/08
"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise ag...
yellow newt
  03/07/08
Your dad sounds cool as fuck.
federal therapy theater stage
  03/07/08
best so far
Lemon provocative center
  05/09/08
...
Unhinged Copper Field
  03/04/08
1. Busch 2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn ho...
Aqua stage depressive
  03/04/08
Bass Pale Ale "Don't ever get into an argument with ...
Razzle Generalized Bond Rigor
  03/04/08
PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.
Bistre Bull Headed Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy
  03/04/08
...
brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter
  03/06/08
Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.
Lemon provocative center
  05/09/08
you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.
narrow-minded associate police squad
  05/09/08
What are your other monikers?
Lemon provocative center
  05/09/08
1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD. 2. i can only reca...
pearl house
  05/09/08
I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  05/09/08
Prison wine Don't get five DUIs.
Charismatic cocky community account mad-dog skullcap
  05/09/08
1. Miller 2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't ha...
irradiated sound barrier
  06/28/08
This thread is a Top Five ATG.
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  06/28/08
...
Peach Comical Boistinker
  08/25/08
...
Gay Masturbator Hospital
  09/14/08
1) 24 Millers 2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it ...
French filthpig
  09/14/08
...
Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park
  09/29/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 30th, 2007 11:59 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833222)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:07 AM
Author: Sable giraffe

Wild Turkey

When I was little he made me learn to play the piano. "You'll play it until you're 80 and long term, you'll get more and better women to fall in love with you."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838262)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Really: be honest, how much primo pussy has playing the piano gotten you? Cut the shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838344)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:51 AM
Author: Sable giraffe

It wasn't like there were women draped over the thing singing duets with me but I think that most of the women I've slept with were into me at first glance because I could play. When I was a teenager I'd play at house parties when there was a piano around and I'd have a blast. Everyone has a good time and when you make a good time for everyone, women pay attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838368)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:41 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

I could buy that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838491)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:03 AM
Author: anal pungent tank legend

drink: Dewar's on the rocks.

Advice: Don't marry the first girl you sleep with (this was the day before college at the dining room table). Great advice, as it turns out. He missed the first girl by a few years, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: deranged market trust fund

1. Pabst Blue Ribbon

2. Get your entire body into the punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833355)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:15 PM
Author: arousing learning disabled plaza crotch

most underappreciated post of the day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835641)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837486)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

lol @ your poor ass PBR drinking faggot father. I drank PBR for about 2 weeks freshman year and then I quit being a poor nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837428)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:37 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

I've read this post about eleven times and it made me LOL about ten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838487)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:39 PM
Author: deranged market trust fund

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:22 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

fucking. awesome.

just drank a pbr....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838598)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

I'm going to pick some up at the store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841039)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:16 AM
Author: Brass spectacular fat ankles den

Johnny Walker neat.

always meet a woman's family before you decide whether you want to marry her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833751)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:19 AM
Author: Marvelous Selfie Property

so you can see whether her mom is fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834269)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: Brass spectacular fat ankles den

and make sure she doesnt have overbearing harpies of sisters (like my aunts) or degenerate brothers (like my uncle).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837867)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

dos equis lager (though hardly ever)

he did his teaching at school, not at home.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833754)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:09 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Mexican?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838416)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: alcoholic contagious sex offender macaca

Bud.

You have your the rest of your life to work hard, enjoy high school and college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833815)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: erotic heady state persian

1) bourbon, neat

2) The day I set foot on that beach in Normandy, I never wished more that there was a god in heaven, and I was never more certain that they wasn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833825)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:20 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833922)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:44 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Your dad is Robert Duvall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834121)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:52 AM
Author: adventurous hall

1.rusty nail: scotch and drambuie

2.if you're at a poker table and you can't tell the 2 best players and the 2 worst within 5 hands, then the table is out of your league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833829)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:54 AM
Author: Brass spectacular fat ankles den

Rusty Nails are delicious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833837)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

i too am a huge fan as long as you go light on the drambuie. i gotta be careful cause you can get fuct up quick that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833878)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac burgundy wrinkle

50/50 is the only real way to drink a rusty nail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839153)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school

Icky. I like a scotch occasionally, but not with anything else in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834185)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: racy abode stock car

as well as decadent. it's gonna be the drink my kids remember me by

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834250)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Crackhouse

no need to mention what a rusty nail is d00der, however, it's quite considerate of you to provide the TTT's info on what a it consists of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834559)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 AM
Author: multi-colored faggotry national

your father is Satan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837870)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:08 AM
Author: house-broken abnormal love of her life resort

teetoaler

hes a pretty boring dood overall but it was a total overreaction to his dad hence my hedonism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8833883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:09 AM
Author: Filthy frisky kitty cat old irish cottage

scotch and water

my dad gave me the "find your bliss" talk when i was 14. i was stoned at the time, and after the big payoff-- "so, son, find your bliss"-- i just sat there silent for a few seconds before busting out laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834058)





Date: October 31st, 2007 5:10 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834061)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

And then the background of your living room pulled up like a curtain and

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:27 AM
Author: Purple Headpube Half-breed

decaf (i've never seen the guy have more than a beer with dinner)

no big life lessons. he knows a lot of history and trivia, so i learned that sort of stuff from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834106)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:34 AM
Author: Amber trip new version indian lodge

Chivas with a drop of water

Don't get a girl pregnant, don't make any life decisions based on a girl, tons and tons of sports advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834111)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:37 AM
Author: flushed lascivious corner weed whacker

Bud.

Make a lot of money and save most of it.

Obviously I didn't listen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834117)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:12 AM
Author: Claret Parlour

Amstel Light

Don't be a douchebag, and everything else in life will follow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:18 AM
Author: khaki galvanic tanning salon knife

malt liquor.

he taught me that "if they don't catch you, it's not cheating." then he gave me a milkshake to drink in the parking lot of the motel while he had a quickie with his boss's wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834146)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:22 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

My dad did that too. Its true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: deranged market trust fund

sup dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834151)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

what's up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834296)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: khaki galvanic tanning salon knife

the first time i beat him in sports i will never forget. we were wrestling naked to see who got to kiss mom. i cheated and won! afterwards mom made me a milkshake. but dad got the second place prize: he got to kiss his hawt daughter, my sister Elektra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834155)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:28 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

Way to instill an Oedipus complex. Who bought the ice cream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834160)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

Everyone forgets that Oedipus's old man tried to kill him first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834161)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: khaki galvanic tanning salon knife

mom did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834164)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

Although you have to admit that the milkshake is a nice touch. "Dad, can't I just suck on mom's tits a while?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834166)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 AM
Author: khaki galvanic tanning salon knife

thanks for the mental image, xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834168)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

You're welcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834169)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Sorry to do it to you, kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834170)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

And, uh, btw, although its a little late right now, that's a beautiful story and I'm sure it will get you laid, and not, I might add, by your mom. Hope that makes you feel better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834225)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

This was funnier before you edited it. And theo and my comments look pointless instead of inspired.

for those at home, he won at some competition with his dad and his dad bought him an ice cream to celebrate. he then later observed that its not like they were wrestling naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834525)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: khaki galvanic tanning salon knife

sorry bout that. what can i say? you guys were very funny - too funny - but i didn't want that memory being so openly pwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834603)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:25 AM
Author: Filthy frisky kitty cat old irish cottage

that's awesome. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834156)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 AM
Author: Marvelous Selfie Property

that approach is the only credited way to raise a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834291)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:51 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

*waits for AK47*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835191)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:49 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

I'd love to know what that nigger's dad taught him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836981)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854654)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

He said that his dad never let him win at anything so that when he did it would be special. Then when he finally beat his dad at something when he was a kid, his dad took him out for a milkshake to celebrate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859688)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

Red Hook ESB and various weird high end scotches.

My dad taught me to fight for what you believe in and accept the consequences of doing so. Also, do the right thing and don't be a politician. Basically terrible advice for any aspiring lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834152)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: charcoal indecent gaming laptop international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836645)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

1. Homemade wine / moonshine / home brewed beer

2. Don't hire anyone to do something for you that you couldn't do yourself (i.e. if you don't understand what you're paying for, you're probably getting ripped off).

As you can see, my dad has a bit of a survivalist mentality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834158)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

There's layers to your onion, theo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834167)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:45 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Does he store several months worth of food in the cellar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834177)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

Yes -- and we are not even mormon. I also try to keep several months' worth of food in my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834190)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

It's probably a good idea. If food quit showing up in the stores, the vast majority of people would be straight up fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834199)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:37 AM
Author: saffron party of the first part

coca-cola classic

Start investing early, don't spend beyond your means, own your own land, retire early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834171)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:06 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Mormon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837560)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: haunting spruce lay indirect expression

no caffeine for Mormons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838279)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:06 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Misconception. No hot caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839493)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:59 PM
Author: saffron party of the first part

Irish Catholic. Alcohol= BIG CHANGES to the personalities of many men on my father's side of the family, so a lot of them had to give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844602)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:41 AM
Author: Bearded university

coffee

you have to prime the lawnmower 3 or 4 times to get it started.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834173)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

Wow, the wire really is your daddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834207)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:04 AM
Author: Bearded university

he taught me more than that. the thread was starting down the hallmark card path so i didn't want to contribute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834238)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

don't worry, we xoxo-ed the hallmarkness, see milkshake kid above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834241)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:57 AM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834365)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:47 AM
Author: nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school

Cases of the cheapest beer possible. (was Rheinlander a beer? I seem to remember that name)

Taught me to play fiddle and bass guitar so I could help out with the band he had while I was growing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834181)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Bearded university

and how to roll a tight fattie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834220)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: nudist embarrassed to the bone azn school

Nope. He did smoke about 2-3 packs a day, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834234)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

Pimm's No. 1

How to hide your homosexuality from your wife for 28 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834196)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Electric hyperactive gunner base

1.) doesn't drink alcohol...i guess orange juice?

2.) never trust anybody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834197)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent cuckoldry bawdyhouse

Courvosier

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834201)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

Your dad is Henry Kissinger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834219)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

If his dad was Henry the K, the message would have been "Absolute power is absolutely awesome. P.S. Bomb Cambodia unless you like visiting Europe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834229)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent cuckoldry bawdyhouse

nothing similar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834245)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:03 AM
Author: Appetizing frozen psychic

1. Old English

2. Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834236)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

I take it Old English is the language and not the drink. Unless he drank Old English and taught you about the mysteries of lemonade's enduring popularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834239)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 AM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

Valuable lesson indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834363)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen

is that guru? i haven't heard gangstarr in yeeaaaaars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835724)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

"I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis"

You're Goddamn right it is Guru.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837367)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Salmon range skinny woman

1. Bottles

2. Go to biglaw for the accompanying models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834257)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Exciting hissy fit

JW Black

Dont be a shithead, be a good sport, and STFU if you don't know what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834320)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:00 PM
Author: aromatic voyeur

1. I've never seen him drink anything other than beer. He used to let me have some of it when I was little and my mom wasn't looking. I guess I was a lush from day one.

2.Lots of stuff that I never listened to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834500)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: flickering casino black woman

1. Clorox

2. If u get a woman pregnant, be a man and do the abortion yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834507)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

Apparently he wasn't very good at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834511)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:05 PM
Author: coiffed blood rage dilemma

White wine.

Be good, be a leader, have fun. And keep your elbow in on the J.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834510)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:08 PM
Author: aromatic voyeur

your dad sounds like a classy guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834517)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: coiffed blood rage dilemma

Yeah I guess he is. A little softbatch, but my mom's something of a hardass so I guess it balances out.

You get a chance to upload those pics yet...? I'll trade you, the Halloween pics of me & my girl came out surprisingly well, considering how drunk we were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:06 PM
Author: Mustard home

1. Christian Moerlein

2. Being organized is way, way overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834513)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz fishy idiot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834523)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Cerebral Gold Address

scotch and soda

"You mustn't allow yourself to become ordinary."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834533)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: Startling Swashbuckling Crackhouse

scotch and soda

how to choose good whisky, cigs, and cigars; to be a fan of teh cowboys, rockets, astros; and good advice on chicks in general (don't get them preggers, don't let bitches interfere with decisions, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834593)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Boyish Principal's Office

Macallan scotch - 18 yrs

Taught me about EBITDA and how to maximize wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834631)





Date: October 31st, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: Overrated menage sneaky criminal

The guy barely ever drinks, but on the rare occasion he does, it's probably michelob or some kind of cheap red wine.

The advice he gave me was 1. Nothing is more valuable in life than peace of mind (in other words, be very very risk averse); and 2. You can't get rich quickly, but you can get rich slowly (so invest, but only in low-risk mutual funds); and 3. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Not probably. It is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834658)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: charcoal indecent gaming laptop international law enforcement agency

Your dad sounds like a loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836649)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: saffron party of the first part

Probably just a jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836672)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Sepia fragrant brethren

Milwaukees Best

various random manly things i chose to not pay attention to

and could use some of that knowledge now (i.e. Car stuff)

Buncha stuff about working hard and saving your money etc.

basically ive ignored all his logical advice and im a 23 year old out of control broke party animal

hes not pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834979)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

who gives a fuck what a milwaukee beast drinker thinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8834985)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:44 PM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835746)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:23 PM
Author: ultramarine sweet tailpipe

1. Scotch, basically.

2. Don't make excuses, especially if it's to cover up laziness or half-assed effort. People will backstab and be generally evil fucks if it gets them ahead at your expense, and they will not have a single doubt in their mind that they did the right thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835010)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

My parents were not that cynical, although I sometimes wish they had been.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835132)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: ultramarine sweet tailpipe

A lot of it was a personal experience. He had a partnership serving a local base of clients, and my dad wanted to split and go independent, taking about half of the clients who had come in through him. The partner was very amicable and understanding at the time and it went smoothly. Within a few months, though, the ex-partner had started slandering him in order to getting a bunch of the clients to jump back, which fucked over my dad's effort to start his own company, and he lost a shitload of money. He's done better, but it was a huge financial hit which killed any chance he has of retiring before like age 70.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835227)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

1. Negro Cognac

2. Snitches get stiches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835090)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

your pappy was wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835097)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:51 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

AK47? Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836988)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

1. He didn't drink (men in my family tend to get into trouble when they do).

2. How to change a tire/change the oil in a car.

3. The absolute wrong way to parent.

4. Be ambitious, lest I turn out like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835096)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

plz give details re: 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835100)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

Oh, he's just an asshole. Just your basic cranky, unfulfilled, takes it out on everyone else by belittling/undermining them constantly. Don't think that's "good dad" behavior and I always keep it in mind when I want to go on a tirade against my own kid.

Nothing too exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835107)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

what's his profession?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835116)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

Probably the exact opposite of everyone else's father on this board.

I hate this question, I think it's rude. I don't want to be tarred by my family's lack of motivation/ambition, so I never answer it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:41 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

lulz i'm just curious. if anything coming from such a background makes ones own accomplishments more impressive. my family is certainly not rich, though i spose it is fairly accomplished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835133)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

My dad is the poster child for "all the brains in the world don't matter if you don't have any ambition."

He realizes now that he should have put his brains to use and I think he's angry about it. I watched a documentary on poors and their spawn who escaped the poors lifestyle (not that's he's poor, he's fairly well off), and the poors were telling their kids who wanted an education "don't get above your raisin'."

This is the way he thinks. My accomplishments are like some kind of personal affront to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835157)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:46 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

your dad is well off but not ambitious? family money?

that's fuct that he resents your accomplishments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

Famiy money. lol. I come from a long line of bootleggers, but not the Joseph P. Kennedy kind, unfortunately.

No, he's just a very hard-working, bluecollar who invests wisely.

Well, I don't speak to him anymore, so it's not that big of a deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835175)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:57 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

well he doesn't sound like such a failure then by most standards. but i spose he wishes he had moar prestige. he should become a buddhist.

talk to your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835226)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

No. she's a jebus freak. I got tired of her constantly badgering me to get saved (after spending all of her post-divorce years partying and going through one boyfriend after another).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835273)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:13 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

how do you feel about your estrangement? do you have siblings? do they talk w/them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835333)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

I feel free and at peace and I no longer break out in hives during the holidays.

My brother doesn't speak to him either. My sister does on occasion, but she's desperately been trying to be daddy's girl since day 1. I keep telling her it's a waste of time, but what can I say? Daughters want fathers.

I just don't want one bad enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836712)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:03 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

is your materially older than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836732)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

who? I'm the oldest, if that's what you're asking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836753)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

i meant to ask about your husband's age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836786)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ocher Main People Mad Cow Disease

Oh. He's three years younger.

I know everyone says girls marry men like their fathers, by my husband is the polar opposite. Any time any guy I dated acted even remotely like my dad, that was the end for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836823)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Hominid

coors light or single malt scotch

don't pay other people to do things that you can do yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835148)





Date: October 31st, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: yellow newt

1. Scotch and Soda

2. press the 6 and the 8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835202)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Green theatre prole

Lone Star

Management is full of shit.

Also, Never get rich working for someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835515)





Date: October 31st, 2007 3:43 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1. sam adams

2. women just dont understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835522)





Date: October 31st, 2007 4:13 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1) rye on the rocks

2) don't work too hard. enjoy life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8835636)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:15 PM
Author: autistic light orchestra pit

Jesus Christ.

I thought I was the only person who drank that. Guess I'm still the only person under 40 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322340)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

1.)mad dog 20/20

2.)never let anything slide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836652)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

your old man sounds awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836660)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:53 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

What sorts of things did he not let slide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836993)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

you name it, no one ever got a pass for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837187)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Excitant Disturbing Bbw

1. he never drinks at home

2. appearances matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836662)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

i think he was making a pass at you. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836687)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Excitant Disturbing Bbw

ty. that explains a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836704)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

you're a good poster so i thought i'd do what i can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836713)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

My dad passed away in a collapse of the salt mines. I can still hear his screams...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836684)





Date: October 31st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836685)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Please. What kind of fucking post is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837883)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:02 PM
Author: Poppy mentally impaired whorehouse

1. PBR

2. You can't get away with drinking and driving like we used to in the good old days. There aren't as many harmless fields to drive off into. Nowadays it'll likely be someone's house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836730)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Sable giraffe

Ty, Iarfed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838140)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: Mint Hyperventilating Institution Trump Supporter

1. Vodka straight.

2. Never fuck with a drunk guy 3 times your size. :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836777)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:33 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

3 times? how puny are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837195)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

1. Stroh's. 2. If you absolutely must point a gun at someone you had better be willing to kill them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836779)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:13 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

what's stroh's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836793)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: Mint Hyperventilating Institution Trump Supporter

beer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836805)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:17 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroh_Brewery_Company

in the old days it was made from Detroitttt River water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836816)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Aquamarine Library Sandwich

1. Bud Dry

2. I did this for you: don't fuck it up!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836840)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:31 PM
Author: Magenta vengeful brunch

Heated Rum and Apple Cider...works wonders on a cold night

Always told me it didn't matter what I did, how much $$ I made, or what kind of legacy I left behind...as long as I'm happy and it's what I want then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836888)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: submissive red church building toilet seat

I hope you don't believe any of that crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837028)





Date: October 31st, 2007 8:55 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

1) JD on rocks 2) Here was my dad's sex talk: When people really love each other, they make love. Have you ever heard someone say the word "fuck"? Well, it means to have sex. (that was the whole thing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8836999)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:02 PM
Author: Glittery theater

Brevity is the soul of wit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837045)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

proverbs are the domain of HOMOS!!!!!11111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837209)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:17 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

your dad is pretty freaking awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837123)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:20 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

He's pretty cool. I felt kind of shortchanged. My sister got a book showing all of the sexual organs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837135)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:26 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

i assume your mom took the lead with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837165)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:29 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

Yep. But my sister is kind of nuts, so I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837178)





Date: October 31st, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: Demanding Pearly Pit

1) Colt 45

2) Fuck white women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837115)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

this is a great thread, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837352)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837488)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

1. Iron City

2. Real men don't wear plaid.

EDIT. And:

2b. If you get a choice between getting with a cheerleader and a girl that's hotter, always chose the cheerleader. For the rest of your life, you can always brag about the cheerleader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837378)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

neither do dead men wear plaid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837395)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

Real men also don't drive Hyundais.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837408)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

there is something to that- the only guy i knew in LS who drove one was so flaming no closet would be big enough for him to be in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837514)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: Brass spectacular fat ankles den

the only people i know who drive them are lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837859)





Date: November 1st, 2007 10:36 AM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

I thought the lesbos went for Subarus...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838927)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

What about teh muthafuckin Tiburan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837677)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: free-loading space

1) Michelob

2) don't get caught with your pants down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837384)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

instead, you try to catch other guys with their pants down so you can sample their man-love first, you HIV drone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837423)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

I lol'd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837480)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

thats pretty faggotty advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837455)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837468)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:39 PM
Author: Lemon provocative center

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761928)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

1. Crown Royal and Royal Crown

2. The first time you meet another man, look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake because you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837425)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

That was a Selsun Blue commercial, not your dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837498)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

The post is keen social commentary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837519)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

you got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837593)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838311)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

LULZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837528)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1. Any liquor on the rocks.

2. Black people are dangerous and not to be trusted, jewish people are cheap and not to be trusted, never hire a mexican or black at work because it ruins the dynamic you have going on and the other workers no longer feel comfortable, muslims are all liars but it's okay to do business with them if you go into negotiations with that fact in your mind, the only person you can trust in this life is yourself, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837471)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

your daddy was so white trash his "any liquor on the rocks" was rubbing alcohol. I think you got some of the fetal alcohol syndrome from your mon/sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837492)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Gold Address

hi jew!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841142)





Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

1. bud

2. tell people what they want to hear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837518)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: Carnelian Cruise Ship

Gotta come clean here dooders:

Pint of Dimitri Vodka. Every fucking day for like 16 years. Bottle was gone by about 6pm.

Taught me this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zqzvc7iyDg

CHORUS

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha!

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ain't seen a babe like this before

He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more

Feet up, pat him on the po-po

Let's hear him laugh

Ha-ha now I've been known to gamble, take a little drink

Then there's the night I had a fight and landed in the clink

But now my rootin' tootin' days are done

Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'cause I love my son

Oh

CHORUS

Ha-ha I knew a lotta women when I was on the go

They'd stand in line to drink my wine and help me spend my dough

But my wife Rosie ain't that kind

Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'n' this kid of mine

<Instrumental-first two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-next two lines of CHORUS> (ha-ha-ha!)

<Instrumental-third two lines of CHORUS sung as (Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha, la-la-la-la-la-

la-la-la-la)

<Instrumental-seventh line of CHORUS (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ,ha)

I'm gonna do some braggin' up and down the town

I'm walkin' into joints anew and passin' news around

That me and Rosie got a son

Though he's just been born, gonna buy him a horn, a baseball, and drum

Oh

CHORUS

He-he's as tiny as a peanut yet I do declare

Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?"

He'll be good-hearted like his Ma

But I bet he'll be a lady-killer just like his Pa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837536)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Did his liver hold out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837572)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Cruise Ship

Surprisingly, all is still intact. Would smoke about 2 packs a day also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837596)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

He's still alive?! Holy fuck. The guy should be studied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837625)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Carnelian Cruise Ship

The guy's a fucking anomaly dood seriously. The thing is I think he used to box either recreationally or at a semi-professional level. But I've seen pictures back in the day and he was definitely cut up. He had me at 44 and the dooder now is what, 76? He's hanging on but knock on wood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837666)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Flesh Jew School Cafeteria

1) sake bombs

2) White girls with asian guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837544)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

WGWAG forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837551)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: turquoise stag film background story

shot of vodka with olive or pickle to eat after

legality is all relative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837545)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: supple fear-inspiring people who are hurt shrine

your dad was definitely a Russian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837546)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: turquoise stag film background story

haha, could it be more obvious?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837552)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:24 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838601)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Russian. Without a doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837550)





Date: October 31st, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1) cans of Heineken

2) [hands me 20 pack of condoms] be nice to girls and don't get any of them pregnant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837690)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: multi-colored faggotry national

1) shandy (half beer, half soda water)

2) never have any bloody kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8837877)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

are you kidding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838318)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery theater

wtf? who would drink that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shandy

That looks like some nasty shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839011)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:29 PM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

its actually very good if you live in a hot place and you want to do something like play golf and drink in the oppressive heat.

my favorite are the bass and lemonade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839238)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: passionate office patrolman

1. Lite beer

2. If you ain't first, you're last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838274)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

blatant ricky bobby trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838316)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 AM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

- Rainier

- Chill out, there's plenty of time. Don't overfeed the fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838327)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:42 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

wtf is Ranier?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838337)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

http://www.miscmedia.com/randompix/wildrainiers.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838343)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:04 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

Link doesn't work. I'll assume it to be prison wine or bathtub gin until you show me otherwise. Maybe your dad should've cut his balls off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838399)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

The link works fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838458)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle incel locale

Looks sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322224)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:17 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

what does he drink now that Rainier is shut down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838434)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:24 AM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

He stopped drinking about 10 years ago or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838456)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:26 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

He decided to stop being an irresponsible alcoholic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838470)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:32 AM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

Good for him. Probably better for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:25 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

awesome. i hope he drank some green demon in his time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

Also some weed and coke. It took me until I was about 12 or 13 to realize it, though. By then those things were in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839175)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:21 AM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

this thread is a fucking instant classic. nice works people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838443)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:22 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

tell us about your old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838445)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

Haha alright..

1. Patron on the rocks with a lime.

2. Don't ever argue with a fool, because people from a distance can't tell which one of you is foolish.

No, I am not Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838465)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

how many would he throw back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:31 AM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

Generally about two or three on an average night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838475)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

But not a Mexican, you say?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838485)





Date: November 1st, 2007 3:54 AM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

th3y pr3f3r "chicano"

lol i typo'd this as "chicago" at first

ohhai jjc, ya ur city = dirty lik3 a m3xi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838517)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

i am damn sure he isn't mexican. my dad is black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839229)





Date: November 1st, 2007 4:52 AM
Author: Smoky Concupiscible Kitchen

is your dad Jay-Z?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838551)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

i LOLed when he dropped that shit on the Blueprint. my dad had been telling me the same shit for years...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839214)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:27 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

awesome thread

1. miller

2. find what you love then figure out how to make money by it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838609)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:31 AM
Author: exhilarant organic girlfriend

2. is complete and utter bullshit. i hope you dont hate your dad too much for ruining your life by telling you that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838611)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:34 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

nah dude, in my case it turned out true. i do realize it wouldn't work (immediately) if i'd loved social work, or something like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838613)





Date: November 1st, 2007 5:38 AM
Author: Dashing heaven turdskin

1.) my dad drank a fuck load of MGD

2.) my dad taught me to shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838615)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery theater

It's amazing how much presige sprung from such rancid seed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838973)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:09 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1. Heineken or Grey Goose.

2. Don't settle for a girl you can easily convince to go out with you; chase down the girl you think you can't get. If you can do that, you can do anything.

I thought he was being stupid with (2) but it turns out to be great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838991)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:12 AM
Author: Glittery theater

If my dad had given me that advice, my life would've turned out differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838996)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:13 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

It really makes sense. I turned down all the easy chicks and gunned for the hot cheerleader types. Once you're boning some ridiculously hot, nice, sweet girl you feel like you're king of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8838997)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

Have you been watching Friday Night Lights?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839001)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

I have been. Minka Kelly is the fucking bomb.

Related lesson: the world's a tough, unfair place. You can be the pussy getting fucked or the badass doing the fucking—your choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839003)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: drunken station cuck

I hate America.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839005)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

You must be French.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839010)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: arrogant garrison

1) Plum brandy - 1 half-shot first thing in the morning, 1 shot with dinner. Ie, drink every day, never get drunk.

2) Before I moved to the USA: "My father escaped the peasantry by going to high school. I escaped yokeldom* by going to university. You should proceed along similar lines."

* I don't really know an English equivalent to the word he used

I can't stand plum brandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839042)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: Glittery theater

Where's your family from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839050)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: arrogant garrison

Eastern Europe, sort of. (Weird family background.) Sorry, don't want to out myself further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839064)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: razzmatazz fishy idiot quadroon

you're a fine poster, thought you should know your work is appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839053)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: arrogant garrison

ty, I like this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839056)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: bearded histrionic piazza

i have fond memories of slivovica

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424894)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: arrogant garrison

There's a lot of that kind of thing in the Balkans, whether they call it sliva, palinka, tsuica, etc. You can make it with just about any kind of fruit, eg, quince, grapes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426457)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: navy vibrant roommate set

steinlager

if a girl says she's on the pill, she is probably lying. dont eff up your life [like i did].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839052)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Glittery theater

It's amazing how much of the advice in this thread is completely cynical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839055)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

I'm very cynical and I'm rarely disappointed. Don't you get wary when a girl insists she's on the Pill and wants you to cum in her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839066)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Glittery theater

Oh fuck yes I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839072)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

So why the surprise at everyone being cynical when it's the smart play?

A girl said she didn't want me to wear a condom because it doesn't feel good for her. (1) Like I give a shit. (2) I am certain that's not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839110)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:53 AM
Author: Glittery theater

So many people who think like me i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839113)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:56 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

Great minds thinking alike, I guess.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839119)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: navy vibrant roommate set

hell yes. it doesnt help knowing i was brought into this world based on that lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839087)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Bossy harsh personal credit line gay wizard

1. Crown, vodka, or gin w/ various mixers.

2. Be a professional. Save your money. There's more to life than working. Marry a Jewish girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839106)





Date: November 1st, 2007 11:54 AM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

Jewish girls are awesome to fuck and chuck. I wouldn't marry them. They're sluts. All of them are Godless whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839117)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:11 PM
Author: Walnut dead step-uncle's house

I believe you mean G-dless wh-res.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839167)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Primrose pocket flask

so like your mom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839230)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:43 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

You're the Jew, so actually, no, your mom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839413)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac burgundy wrinkle

1. Rusty Nail

2. "The true meaning of life is to leave your mark on the world, if only by influencing the life of another. If no one remembers you after you're dead, you squandered the gift God gave you, and you never really lived."

I've only come to realize later in life that #2, if construed broadly, can be easily satisfied by raping someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839188)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy dragon parlor

*achieves meaning of life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839198)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone odious haunted graveyard business firm

1) Jack on the rocks

2) Don't trust anyone, never show too much emotion.

I don't know if this advice is any good but it's what he taught me. Also, he always encouraged me to take a devil's advocate position with him while we were talking politics. Maybe that's why I'm in law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839205)





Date: November 1st, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Twinkling Site

1. Budweiser

2. Don't be stupid, take risks but proceed with caution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839223)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:41 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

lame. i hope your old man gets cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839409)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

keepin it real. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839432)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:18 PM
Author: Vivacious Twinkling Site

He died from pancreatic cancer last year, thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839539)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:22 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

Did he leave you his pancreas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839555)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

well his lameness is probably why. if jesus really wants to punish you he gives you that since the survival rates fall to shit so fast after diagnosis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839577)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839608)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

Stepdad:

1. Thunderbird

2. Don't squeeze too hard or you'll ruin your nerve endings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839422)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:56 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839461)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:46 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

1. My dad did pot, but didn't drink.

2. Don't fight unless you have to, but if you fight, you better win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839423)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:59 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

LOL @ "doing" pot.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839471)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:48 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

scotch rocks

don't cross the streams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839430)





Date: November 1st, 2007 1:58 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

1. Beefeater Gin and Tonic

2. Always throw the first and last punch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839466)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:01 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

Your dad is an animal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839476)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:03 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

I wouldn't be where I am today if I wasn't such an aggressive prick when it came to shit I really wanted.

It was great advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839483)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:04 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

Where are you today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839488)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:10 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

Top 10% (at a Tier 2 School where the Library is named after my Great Uncle) LR, Moot Court, UG Scholarship, LS Scholarship, Starting Big Law Next Fall, CGWBT.

soon to be Magna Cum Laude...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839512)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:19 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

Meh. I'd rather be human.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839545)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

Tier 2? Good job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839553)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:25 PM
Author: drunken station cuck

A legacy, no less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839573)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840763)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:24 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

i can claim nearly all of that at a t6. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839566)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840783)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

so i'm better than someone with similar accomplishments at a ttt school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840807)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

you said "nearly all that", so clearly you aren't as accomplished as me.

even if you were, you'll still never enjoy the prestige of studying in a library named for your family so shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8840989)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:56 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

no moot court, no library naming. still moar prestigious. hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841000)





Date: November 1st, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

not even close you white trash piece of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841021)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

who says i'm white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841043)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

it is obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841063)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

Best thread in a long time.

1. Oly

2. Never trust a Mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839592)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:34 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

how do you feel about mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839597)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:38 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter

Most of them are pretty decent folk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839605)





Date: November 1st, 2007 2:39 PM
Author: Thriller Costumed Public Bath Multi-billionaire

trust them/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8839610)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: Sinister area national security agency

Scotch n' rocks, bite your pillow son.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841047)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:15 PM
Author: greedy rambunctious temple round eye

1. he'd chug alcohol out of an indian wrestler's jock strap

2. crackheads are indestructible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841078)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: mewling obsidian mental disorder fanboi

smart man. i was not warned about crackheads and suffered mightily for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841080)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:21 PM
Author: Buff lodge liquid oxygen

Leroux Apricot Brandy.

He taught me not to be an elitist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841101)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Gold Address

it doesn't take much to teach a douchebag how not to be elitist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841179)





Date: November 1st, 2007 8:41 PM
Author: topaz native

1. King Cobra

2. "The Club" can be defeated by taking a hacksaw to the steering wheel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8841190)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Insecure puppy senate

I didn't really have a dad so I have to go with my grandfather on this one:

1.) any kind of bourbon

2.) Fighting etiquette and strategy: Avoid fights, but if you end up in a sticky situation throw a left-right-left combo with a left hook first and put your weight into it. It cost $300 to bond out of the Kern County jail so make sure you dish out your money's worth of a beating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843384)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:33 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park

I'd like to meet that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843454)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:57 PM
Author: Insecure puppy senate

He was a good dude. I still miss him. He was a bit of a Grapes of Wrath-type character.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843579)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:08 PM
Author: Sable giraffe

he sounds like he bagged a bunch of nips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844632)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Insecure puppy senate

nah he was too young for WWII actually but he was in Korea. even when he was an old man, before he got sick, i remember being stunned at how solid his biceps were from lifting crap out in the oil fields all day. hard to believe there used to be a productive working class in CA at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858470)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:30 PM
Author: Floppy sanctuary

1) almost never drank

2) taught me to be interested in sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8843439)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Bipolar cracking juggernaut

Coors

Smell the poo tang before you hit it (I think to check for diseases or something)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844514)





Date: November 2nd, 2007 5:02 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8844610)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: zombie-like locus circlehead

this is a classic, lets keep it going....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854642)





Date: November 5th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Low-t chapel codepig

1. Jack on the rocks.

2. Smart people never have to tell anyone how smart they are. Everyone will already know.

Where ever you go, there will always be women. Don't let one get in the way of what you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8854717)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

Your dad knew some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858486)





Date: November 17th, 2007 10:17 AM
Author: Sepia fragrant brethren

i really like the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8905627)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:44 PM
Author: curious tan box office idea he suggested

1. Cheapest vodka you could find.

2. He basically gave me a bros before hoes speech as part of the sex ed when I was 12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858499)





Date: November 5th, 2007 11:08 PM
Author: sienna nubile water buffalo jap

Well done on his part. Sounds a lot like my old man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858577)





Date: November 5th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

This thread is immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858518)





Date: November 6th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Dark famous landscape painting gas station

Black Label, neat. Not a big drinker, though.

"The guys who talk the most about screwing are generally the ones who are doing it the least." Truer words were never spoke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8858880)





Date: November 6th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: Bisexual boltzmann stead

Any kind of beer. Not to take shit from women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#8859486)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:47 PM
Author: charcoal indecent gaming laptop international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322166)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:48 PM
Author: jet rebellious dopamine nibblets

Solid bump. Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322178)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:49 PM
Author: Azure Dog Poop Pozpig

Cosmopolitans

let's just say I'm a very snappy dresser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322184)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:52 PM
Author: jet rebellious dopamine nibblets

Whiskey neat. Better to give her the plastic than put up with her shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322207)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:08 PM
Author: autistic light orchestra pit

LOL. nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322301)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:53 PM
Author: autistic light orchestra pit

Budweiser

"When there's gunfire, don't run, hit the floor."

"If you feel a burning sensation, you've probably been shot."

Think American Pie's Eugene Levy, but with a revolver and a boot knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322214)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:57 PM
Author: jet rebellious dopamine nibblets

Was he in the service?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322234)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:58 PM
Author: autistic light orchestra pit

Close. Cop.

He's a really regular guy and a good dad, but he used to give the most random advice to me and my friends.

He would also randomly show people weapons, which was no big deal in my family. He had this prized machete he used to love to show to people (he collects knives). It was funny to see some of my friends react. "You boys want pizza, oh and check out my machete when you're done there"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322243)





Date: February 13th, 2008 10:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready athletic conference telephone

Domestic beer, usually Coors, but whatever's cold.

Lesson: start your own business... preferably a cash business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322233)





Date: February 13th, 2008 11:16 PM
Author: Vigorous Philosopher-king Shitlib

1. Rarely, if ever, drank.

2a. The only thing you can control is yourself

2b. Don't talk a lot . . . 95% of everything said in a given day is bullshit and unnecessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322343)





Date: February 14th, 2008 12:14 AM
Author: motley partner

1. Coca Cola (his Mom was an alcoholic)

2. "He with the most options wins."

Also that who you choose to marry is the most important decision in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9322715)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:36 PM
Author: Lemon provocative center

Your dad sounds like a square.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761917)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Unhinged Copper Field

1. Six Pack of Miller Lite on weekdays after work, Miller Lite + Crown Royal on weekends . Maybe a little pot here and there with friends.

2. Life is too short to drive the speed limit. Avoid getting into loud fights with women, just go outside in the shed and drink or go hang out with the neighbor and drink. Be a man of the people. Always pay your child support on time. Keep your oil changed. There's no shame in hitting a motherfucker if he deserves it. Respect the outdoors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9424854)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:01 AM
Author: yellow newt

"God bless Texas" or "the south shall rise again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441634)





Date: March 7th, 2008 12:08 AM
Author: federal therapy theater stage

Your dad sounds cool as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441657)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Lemon provocative center

best so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761944)





Date: March 4th, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Unhinged Copper Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426329)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:01 PM
Author: Aqua stage depressive

1. Busch

2. Book-learnin is for girls and fags-- learn how to rebuild a motor and you'll be a'ight. Little did he know I was a fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426584)





Date: March 4th, 2008 2:59 PM
Author: Razzle Generalized Bond Rigor

Bass Pale Ale

"Don't ever get into an argument with a woman-- you'll never win"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9426886)





Date: March 4th, 2008 3:39 PM
Author: Bistre Bull Headed Affirmative Action Really Tough Guy

PBR. Don't let creepy old guys feel your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9427181)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:43 PM
Author: brindle talented nursing home faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9441548)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: Lemon provocative center

Red dog. PG is the most important position on the floor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761071)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded associate police squad

you're a pink faggot, ain't like it matters for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761421)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:27 PM
Author: Lemon provocative center

What are your other monikers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761891)





Date: May 9th, 2008 7:54 PM
Author: pearl house

1. mostly red wine, but his beer is MGD.

2. i can only recall two specific pieces of advice: "clothes don't make the man," which he told me when he didn't want to buy me jordans and when i left home he gave me a knife and said "if you ever have to use this, slash don't stab." in general, he was big on self-reliance (which basically meant doing things half-assed instead of asking for help) and letting me fuck up and learn my own lessons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761263)





Date: May 9th, 2008 8:18 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

I'm pleased to see the return of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761362)





Date: May 9th, 2008 10:34 PM
Author: Charismatic cocky community account mad-dog skullcap

Prison wine

Don't get five DUIs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9761908)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:34 PM
Author: irradiated sound barrier

1. Miller

2. One you don't fuck today is one you don't have when you're my age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927850)





Date: June 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital

This thread is a Top Five ATG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#9927864)





Date: August 25th, 2008 6:57 PM
Author: Peach Comical Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10097081)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:07 PM
Author: Gay Masturbator Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160026)





Date: September 14th, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: French filthpig

1) 24 Millers

2) (slurring) "I'm not gonna make it over to pick you guys up today."

Fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10160220)





Date: September 29th, 2008 10:44 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Cuckold Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=709503&forum_id=2#10212857)