Date: January 10th, 2008 5:05 PM
Author: hairless aromatic trailer park telephone
I was recently in touch with a little birdie, and it authorized my reposting after it was so rudely deleted. If you already posted it and this is old news, sry.
*astutely arouses areolas, aroused in ass, aptly abounds with artfully alabastered aftershave after allowing ATM*
*blithely bows to blossoming bum brewing a beautiful faeces*
*beckons to bum, balls out, bending to blow*
*bellows balzac, bearing to bite brightly shorn ballsacs*
*balances balls on balmy, buttered palms...bum becomes bouyant, brandishes backside*
*bellows boisterously while blowing buzzbombs in bleeding brown buttholes, bonified and billowy*
*climaxes, comes in crevice, cackles and contemplates cuckolds*
*divines dynamic dipper dallying down dillhole dripping dregs of drenching dingleberries*
*erroneously escapades ever equalling each enormous elephantine exercize-pole entering everything*
*fingers flailingly following foreplay, fucking faeces ferociously fearing fallout from festering fuck-cavity, flopping fallic fore' onto fleshy forehead*
*gagging, goggles at ginormous genitals glazing giggly gobs of greasy giblets gliding on gastological gateway*
*hallucinates about a harem of horny hobos, holds honeydrenched hotdog in hand, hardens again*
*humps and humps hobos hindquarters, halts for a hit of heroin, humps some more*
*intrepidly investigates internals of involuntary immature innocents incrementally, inserting inches and inches of illicit ivory-inked idol into immoblie innards*
*jiggling jaded man-jumblies, jangling johnson on jerky jalalibadi, jaculating jizzbombs with jurisprudent joy*
*Kabobin' klams with knob, knockingup kiddies keenly kissing krishnas kindly buKKaKing kingly Koreans kaked in kum*
*lightly launches love-rocket lapping lagging left-cheek, laxadaisily leaving love-dew 'long the lad with little golden stream*
*massages member militantly, milking millions and millions of micrscopic mini-men moonward with unmistakable malice"
*nudges nefariously nether-region, not negligent of nasty nicaraguan 'nani, nonetheless nailing non-stop nubile NorrChuckis*
*oggles opening of old orgy-loosened orifice....olfactory offensives ooze outward*
*playfully plops pleasant phaeces, plunging pretty present plumply penetrating plumber poop*
*quivering quickly within quaint queefing queenhole, quacking queerishly a quarry of quishe-like quicksand*
*ravishing random redhead riled by resplendent rock of rogering, rips a ricocheting rocket rebounding off rubbery rectum reamed by ridgid rastafarian writer*
*smoothly strokes strong stick sliding, shimmering slowly cyclically sundering plumber-crack*
*sings sodomy's savory sweetness, suddenly smells stench of stool*
*timidly tucks trouser tadger 'tween the thighs of taut twins, tuckered taps twinker for t.p.-hole, tickling tips of man-titty*
*tittles triumphant turgid tingling totem while toting tattered teddy and tiny titty-clamps, throttles and thrusts thinking thoughts of thirty thirsty throats*
*undulating urethra uncharacteristically utters unrefined udder-milk, upon underfed under unblemished uvula ululating unsanctimonious ureal (urea+l) undoing*
*unzips zitty zizzer, zooms zig-zaggedly zoo-ward zeroing in on zebra's zone of zex*
*valiantly violates vixen's virulent virginal vaginal valley with volumes of voltage, vibrating violently*
*waxing woken wooly weenis, whips whore's worried wrinkled womanhood wantonly while working wonderously white woman-feed from within*
*Xeroxing the Xerophobic xoxoerass on xylophone, xxx-ing my xiphias for x-chromosomes and x-box- XING!*
*yearns for years and years of yanking and yawing yelling yuppies' yeti-sized yangs with yellow yak-butter*
*zinging zipped zoologicals with zest, a zamboner zealously zapping zoroastrian zebra zigzagging with my Zorro-stick*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=745121&forum_id=2#9143455)