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analogize your mack game to an NBA player

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indigo selfie
  03/05/08
Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scor...
orange house-broken deer antler
  03/05/08
163. This was promising, but you could have worked in refer...
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't ...
orange house-broken deer antler
  03/05/08
BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.)
Heady Citrine Mad Cow Disease Church Building
  03/05/08
titcr. Not to mention his drug habit.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as ...
dashing out-of-control den faggotry
  03/05/08
Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn
Magical box office
  03/05/08
178
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
LOL
Irradiated very tactful chapel toilet seat
  03/05/08
lulz. 180^180 also RIP
Frisky lay really tough guy
  03/06/08
I missed this the first time around. 180.
Massive exciting messiness set
  03/06/08
180^180
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
180 million
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
180
Henna flickering resort blood rage
  03/06/08
Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, bu...
thriller saffron trump supporter location
  03/05/08
Token white guy.
Irradiated very tactful chapel toilet seat
  03/05/08
Shawn Bradley
Shaky parlour multi-billionaire
  03/05/08
You're all elbows?
vermilion shrine keepsake machete
  03/06/08
Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e.,...
Snowy Comical Masturbator
  03/05/08
I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But eff...
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
"surprisingly successful when underhanded" this...
diverse abode sandwich
  03/05/08
Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutaliz...
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate eve...
Crystalline Laser Beams Feces
  03/05/08
I like that you didn't go with your moniker.
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds...
provocative hyperventilating legend
  03/05/08
underrated
awkward crackhouse alpha
  03/05/08
agreed
fighting stead lettuce
  03/06/08
Most clever response
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
Best one in this thread
multi-colored plum property water buffalo
  03/06/08
Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins t...
Green indecent people who are hurt
  03/05/08
Underrated as well.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnove...
Self-absorbed electric corner private investor
  03/05/08
probably the funniest response ITT
Crystalline Laser Beams Feces
  03/06/08
tintcr
Frisky lay really tough guy
  03/06/08
180
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
...
Buff theatre sweet tailpipe
  03/05/08
larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but ...
Cerebral Pink Psychic
  03/05/08
Did you have an amazing college career?
razzle-dazzle crotch
  03/05/08
oh hell yes. wish i could relive it.
Cerebral Pink Psychic
  03/05/08
Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to g...
Maniacal dragon
  03/05/08
Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass.
razzle friendly grandma ladyboy
  03/05/08
underrated.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Greg Oden. Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing...
Chestnut Sneaky Criminal
  03/05/08
except for the tiny pink dick thing
Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab
  03/06/08
Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3...
Supple base striped hyena
  03/06/08
Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relati...
awkward crackhouse alpha
  03/05/08
Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can pl...
Frisky lay really tough guy
  03/06/08
muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between...
tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend
  03/06/08
I enjoyed this.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Bruce Bowen. No trick is too dirty.
claret rigor home
  03/06/08
ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (Britis...
dashing out-of-control den faggotry
  03/06/08
magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; w...
Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab
  03/06/08
Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastic...
Buff theatre sweet tailpipe
  03/06/08
lols
provocative hyperventilating legend
  03/06/08
haha
Self-absorbed electric corner private investor
  03/06/08
Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay ...
Soul-stirring Fantasy-prone Voyeur Theater
  03/06/08
if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison w...
tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend
  03/06/08
you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board....
Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab
  03/06/08
sorry about the aids, bro
tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend
  03/06/08
Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night...
Massive exciting messiness set
  03/06/08
Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much ...
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Chris Webber Started out hot, several all star years, pre...
Amber new version
  03/06/08
I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke...
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
bump
Massive exciting messiness set
  03/06/08
Steve Kerr. I get a huge black man to fuck my employees...
180 angry bawdyhouse
  03/06/08
I don't get it
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
Shaq?
Massive exciting messiness set
  03/06/08
I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch.
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. after...
Maize cruise ship old irish cottage
  03/06/08
I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced a...
Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor
  03/06/08
Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that eno...
Purple glittery community account knife
  03/06/08
Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old...
Self-absorbed electric corner private investor
  03/06/08
Nice one.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers ...
Anal place of business goyim
  03/06/08
177
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but s...
Beta contagious ticket booth philosopher-king
  03/06/08
lol
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, e...
Glassy vibrant boiling water roommate
  03/06/08
JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create o...
Hot Sepia Hall Filthpig
  03/06/08
Solid.
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
DeShawn Stevenson, obviously.
Bronze trip theater stage
  03/06/08
Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold str...
concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line
  03/06/08
No. I fuck 14 year old girls.
Bronze trip theater stage
  03/06/08
devean george. i have so little game that bitches try to...
burgundy casino
  03/06/08
Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one e...
emerald hell doctorate
  03/06/08
You nutgrabber!!!!!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKE...
boyish goal in life brethren
  03/06/08
You grab ONE DUDE's junk....
emerald hell doctorate
  03/06/08


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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM
Author: indigo selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM
Author: orange house-broken deer antler

Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: orange house-broken deer antler

I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Heady Citrine Mad Cow Disease Church Building

BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

titcr. Not to mention his drug habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM
Author: dashing out-of-control den faggotry

Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM
Author: Magical box office

Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Irradiated very tactful chapel toilet seat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: Frisky lay really tough guy

lulz. 180^180

also RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436657)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM
Author: Massive exciting messiness set

I missed this the first time around. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM
Author: Henna flickering resort blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: thriller saffron trump supporter location

Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Irradiated very tactful chapel toilet seat

Token white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Shaky parlour multi-billionaire

Shawn Bradley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM
Author: vermilion shrine keepsake machete

You're all elbows?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM
Author: Snowy Comical Masturbator

Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432619)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: diverse abode sandwich

"surprisingly successful when underhanded"

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432646)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: Crystalline Laser Beams Feces

Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

I like that you didn't go with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM
Author: provocative hyperventilating legend

Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: awkward crackhouse alpha

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: fighting stead lettuce

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

Most clever response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: multi-colored plum property water buffalo

Best one in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM
Author: Green indecent people who are hurt

Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

Underrated as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric corner private investor

Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM
Author: Crystalline Laser Beams Feces

probably the funniest response ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: Frisky lay really tough guy

tintcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: Buff theatre sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM
Author: Cerebral Pink Psychic

larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle crotch

Did you have an amazing college career?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM
Author: Cerebral Pink Psychic

oh hell yes. wish i could relive it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM
Author: Maniacal dragon

Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: razzle friendly grandma ladyboy

Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: Chestnut Sneaky Criminal

Greg Oden.

Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432727)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab

except for the tiny pink dick thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM
Author: Supple base striped hyena

Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: awkward crackhouse alpha

Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Frisky lay really tough guy

Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM
Author: tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend

muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM
Author: claret rigor home

Bruce Bowen.

No trick is too dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436703)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: dashing out-of-control den faggotry

ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY!

(British darts announcer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440401)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab

magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: Buff theatre sweet tailpipe

Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: provocative hyperventilating legend

lols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric corner private investor

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Fantasy-prone Voyeur Theater

Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend

if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Fragrant Gaped Depressive Rehab

you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM
Author: tantric arousing gas station organic girlfriend

sorry about the aids, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM
Author: Massive exciting messiness set

Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM
Author: Amber new version

Chris Webber

Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9438067)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: Massive exciting messiness set

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM
Author: 180 angry bawdyhouse

Steve Kerr.

I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439836)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM
Author: Massive exciting messiness set

Shaq?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM
Author: Maize cruise ship old irish cottage

malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM
Author: Coiffed Blue Fortuitous Meteor Parlor

I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM
Author: Purple glittery community account knife

Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed electric corner private investor

Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

Nice one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM
Author: Anal place of business goyim

Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM
Author: Beta contagious ticket booth philosopher-king

Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: Glassy vibrant boiling water roommate

TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM
Author: Hot Sepia Hall Filthpig

JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

Solid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM
Author: Bronze trip theater stage

DeShawn Stevenson, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: concupiscible rose telephone personal credit line

Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM
Author: Bronze trip theater stage

No.

I fuck 14 year old girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440575)





Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM
Author: burgundy casino

devean george.

i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441032)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM
Author: emerald hell doctorate

Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM
Author: boyish goal in life brethren

You nutgrabber!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441519)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM
Author: emerald hell doctorate

You grab ONE DUDE's junk....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538)