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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: Honey-headed aphrodisiac cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: Galvanic Well-lubricated Newt Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Galvanic Well-lubricated Newt I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: pea-brained razzmatazz keepsake machete BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Khaki deep theater giraffe Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: flirting blathering goal in life hospital Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM Author: Lascivious stag film karate LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM Author: Diverse shaky crotch lulz. 180^180
also RIP |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Hateful garnet church I missed this the first time around. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: azure ape locus 180 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: wonderful community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: Pink coffee pot Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: Lascivious stag film karate Token white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: Massive faggotry alpha Shawn Bradley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM Author: Useless stage You're all elbows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: passionate indian lodge Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Sienna histrionic crackhouse "surprisingly successful when underhanded"
this is great |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Mind-boggling Stock Car Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle spot dragon Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: sable infuriating home underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: Geriatric Vigorous Forum agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: azure ape locus Most clever response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Abusive claret box office Best one in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: godawful whorehouse Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother Underrated as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: greedy parlour deer antler Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM Author: Mind-boggling Stock Car probably the funniest response ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: Diverse shaky crotch tintcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Unholy beta roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: curious address larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: indigo very tactful people who are hurt Did you have an amazing college career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: curious address oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Snowy Windowlicker Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: orange business firm Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: chrome pozpig sex offender Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Heady hideous sweet tailpipe private investor except for the tiny pink dick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Stirring institution Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: sable infuriating home Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Diverse shaky crotch Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM Author: Supple Henna Tanning Salon muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Hyperventilating ungodly menage Bruce Bowen.
No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: Khaki deep theater giraffe ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (British darts announcer) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: Heady hideous sweet tailpipe private investor magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: Unholy beta roommate Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: razzle-dazzle spot dragon lols (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: greedy parlour deer antler haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: lilac queen of the night area Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: Supple Henna Tanning Salon if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Heady hideous sweet tailpipe private investor you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: Supple Henna Tanning Salon sorry about the aids, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: Hateful garnet church Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: Fishy Sanctuary Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: azure ape locus I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Hateful garnet church bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: cracking rehab patrolman Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: azure ape locus I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Hateful garnet church Shaq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: azure ape locus I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: Glittery legend genital piercing malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: azure ape locus I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Stimulating deranged point gaping Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: greedy parlour deer antler Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother Nice one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: Aromatic Emerald Resort Philosopher-king Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: floppy nursing home french chef Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: tan travel guidebook TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: Exciting nowag rigor JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother Solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: Hairraiser Aggressive Cuck DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: Frum Smoky Mother Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: Hairraiser Aggressive Cuck No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: flesh provocative base devean george.
i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: bistre startling property Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM Author: canary comical background story You nutgrabber!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: bistre startling property You grab ONE DUDE's junk.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538) |