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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: cowardly electric mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: Ivory metal step-uncle's house filthpig Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Ivory metal step-uncle's house filthpig I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: citrine bat shit crazy ticket booth BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: spruce public bath titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: balding international law enforcement agency codepig Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Outnumbered translucent parlor Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM Author: topaz irradiated personal credit line LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM Author: smoky provocative principal's office scourge upon the earth lulz. 180^180
also RIP |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Anal Rigor I missed this the first time around. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: spruce public bath 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner 180 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Insane heady affirmative action shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: Ebony Toaster Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: topaz irradiated personal credit line Token white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: wine marvelous macaca Shawn Bradley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM Author: claret crawly national mediation You're all elbows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: charismatic sanctuary dingle berry Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: primrose organic girlfriend school cafeteria "surprisingly successful when underhanded"
this is great |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: rough-skinned vigorous twinkling uncleanness dysfunction Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: Gold federal menage Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: Flickering henna plaza pervert underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: Sooty godawful shitlib set agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner Most clever response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Canary Cheese-eating Senate Best one in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: poppy depressive coldplay fan Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: spruce public bath Underrated as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: Arousing cerise volcanic crater Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM Author: rough-skinned vigorous twinkling uncleanness dysfunction probably the funniest response ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: smoky provocative principal's office scourge upon the earth tintcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: spruce public bath 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Diverse Laser Beams School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Tripping Ruby Indian Lodge larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Buck-toothed orange reading party nibblets Did you have an amazing college career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Tripping Ruby Indian Lodge oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Hairraiser Saffron Base Queen Of The Night Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: abnormal impressive dragon Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: spruce public bath underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Disgusting Garrison Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Drab locus except for the tiny pink dick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: laughsome rehab fortuitous meteor Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: Flickering henna plaza pervert Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: smoky provocative principal's office scourge upon the earth Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM Author: Stirring Very Tactful Cuck muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: spruce public bath I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: aphrodisiac trailer park mood Bruce Bowen.
No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: balding international law enforcement agency codepig ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (British darts announcer) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: Drab locus magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: Diverse Laser Beams School Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Gold federal menage lols (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Arousing cerise volcanic crater haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: Spectacular bawdyhouse Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: Stirring Very Tactful Cuck if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Drab locus you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: Stirring Very Tactful Cuck sorry about the aids, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: Anal Rigor Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: spruce public bath Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: chrome flirting station Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Anal Rigor bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: motley nowag indirect expression Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Anal Rigor Shaq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: Glittery beta church building party of the first part malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Cerebral fear-inspiring corner I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Flesh Nubile Deer Antler Kitchen Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: Arousing cerise volcanic crater Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: spruce public bath Nice one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: mahogany abode internal respiration Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: spruce public bath 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: Alcoholic azure crotch home Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: spruce public bath lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: erotic unholy house TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: histrionic slate theater stage JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: spruce public bath Solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: peach box office DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: spruce public bath Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: peach box office No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: fluffy crackhouse devean george.
i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: adventurous cream private investor Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM Author: multi-colored shaky associate address You nutgrabber!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: adventurous cream private investor You grab ONE DUDE's junk.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538) |