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analogize your mack game to an NBA player

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Thriller doobsian property lettuce
  03/05/08
Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scor...
grizzly school internal respiration
  03/05/08
163. This was promising, but you could have worked in refer...
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't ...
grizzly school internal respiration
  03/05/08
BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.)
Geriatric Associate Shrine
  03/05/08
titcr. Not to mention his drug habit.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as ...
swashbuckling canary friendly grandma tanning salon
  03/05/08
Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn
nubile razzle coldplay fan
  03/05/08
178
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
LOL
Chrome talented temple faggotry
  03/05/08
lulz. 180^180 also RIP
olive shitlib
  03/06/08
I missed this the first time around. 180.
coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm
  03/06/08
180^180
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
180 million
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
180
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  03/06/08
Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, bu...
Soul-stirring public bath
  03/05/08
Token white guy.
Chrome talented temple faggotry
  03/05/08
Shawn Bradley
Laughsome Stain Boistinker
  03/05/08
You're all elbows?
Beta lavender haunted graveyard national security agency
  03/06/08
Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e.,...
heady karate
  03/05/08
I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But eff...
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
"surprisingly successful when underhanded" this...
House-broken Primrose Kitchen
  03/05/08
Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutaliz...
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate eve...
odious fat ankles
  03/05/08
I like that you didn't go with your moniker.
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds...
Bisexual athletic conference
  03/05/08
underrated
racy filthpig stage
  03/05/08
agreed
blathering hyperactive cruise ship cumskin
  03/06/08
Most clever response
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
Best one in this thread
stirring principal's office son of senegal
  03/06/08
Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins t...
Irradiated ladyboy hell
  03/05/08
Underrated as well.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnove...
pearl house corn cake
  03/05/08
probably the funniest response ITT
odious fat ankles
  03/06/08
tintcr
olive shitlib
  03/06/08
180
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
...
rose doctorate brethren
  03/05/08
larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but ...
bearded rehab police squad
  03/05/08
Did you have an amazing college career?
Brass Insecure Potus
  03/05/08
oh hell yes. wish i could relive it.
bearded rehab police squad
  03/05/08
Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to g...
alcoholic aquamarine site
  03/05/08
Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass.
Obsidian degenerate useless brakes
  03/05/08
underrated.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Greg Oden. Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing...
fragrant theatre jap
  03/05/08
except for the tiny pink dick thing
Tan Stead Half-breed
  03/06/08
Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3...
Plum wonderful keepsake machete
  03/06/08
Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relati...
racy filthpig stage
  03/05/08
Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can pl...
olive shitlib
  03/06/08
muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between...
Copper spectacular affirmative action
  03/06/08
I enjoyed this.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Bruce Bowen. No trick is too dirty.
Violent locus community account
  03/06/08
ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (Britis...
swashbuckling canary friendly grandma tanning salon
  03/06/08
magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; w...
Tan Stead Half-breed
  03/06/08
Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastic...
rose doctorate brethren
  03/06/08
lols
Bisexual athletic conference
  03/06/08
haha
pearl house corn cake
  03/06/08
Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay ...
Crystalline Station
  03/06/08
if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison w...
Copper spectacular affirmative action
  03/06/08
you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board....
Tan Stead Half-breed
  03/06/08
sorry about the aids, bro
Copper spectacular affirmative action
  03/06/08
Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night...
coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm
  03/06/08
Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much ...
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Chris Webber Started out hot, several all star years, pre...
Up-to-no-good Double Fault Address
  03/06/08
I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke...
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
bump
coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm
  03/06/08
Steve Kerr. I get a huge black man to fuck my employees...
Soggy hairraiser round eye bbw
  03/06/08
I don't get it
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
Shaq?
coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm
  03/06/08
I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch.
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. after...
lime blood rage
  03/06/08
I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced a...
Misunderstood french chef electric furnace
  03/06/08
Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that eno...
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  03/06/08
Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old...
pearl house corn cake
  03/06/08
Nice one.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers ...
Razzle-dazzle parlour
  03/06/08
177
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but s...
floppy cuckold
  03/06/08
lol
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, e...
Rambunctious Wrinkle Queen Of The Night
  03/06/08
JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create o...
twinkling bipolar rigpig church
  03/06/08
Solid.
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
DeShawn Stevenson, obviously.
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  03/06/08
Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold str...
Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line
  03/06/08
No. I fuck 14 year old girls.
passionate mint liquid oxygen box office
  03/06/08
devean george. i have so little game that bitches try to...
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  03/06/08
Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one e...
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  03/06/08
You nutgrabber!!!!!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKE...
Burgundy set
  03/06/08
You grab ONE DUDE's junk....
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  03/06/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM
Author: Thriller doobsian property lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM
Author: grizzly school internal respiration

Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: grizzly school internal respiration

I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Geriatric Associate Shrine

BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

titcr. Not to mention his drug habit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling canary friendly grandma tanning salon

Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM
Author: nubile razzle coldplay fan

Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Chrome talented temple faggotry

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: olive shitlib

lulz. 180^180

also RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436657)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM
Author: coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm

I missed this the first time around. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM
Author: blue motley factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring public bath

Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Chrome talented temple faggotry

Token white guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Laughsome Stain Boistinker

Shawn Bradley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM
Author: Beta lavender haunted graveyard national security agency

You're all elbows?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM
Author: heady karate

Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575)





Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432619)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM
Author: House-broken Primrose Kitchen

"surprisingly successful when underhanded"

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432646)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: odious fat ankles

Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

I like that you didn't go with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM
Author: Bisexual athletic conference

Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM
Author: racy filthpig stage

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: blathering hyperactive cruise ship cumskin

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

Most clever response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: stirring principal's office son of senegal

Best one in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM
Author: Irradiated ladyboy hell

Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

Underrated as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM
Author: pearl house corn cake

Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM
Author: odious fat ankles

probably the funniest response ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: olive shitlib

tintcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM
Author: rose doctorate brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM
Author: bearded rehab police squad

larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM
Author: Brass Insecure Potus

Did you have an amazing college career?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM
Author: bearded rehab police squad

oh hell yes. wish i could relive it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM
Author: alcoholic aquamarine site

Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: Obsidian degenerate useless brakes

Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: fragrant theatre jap

Greg Oden.

Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432727)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM
Author: Tan Stead Half-breed

except for the tiny pink dick thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM
Author: Plum wonderful keepsake machete

Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833)





Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: racy filthpig stage

Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: olive shitlib

Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM
Author: Copper spectacular affirmative action

muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

I enjoyed this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM
Author: Violent locus community account

Bruce Bowen.

No trick is too dirty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436703)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling canary friendly grandma tanning salon

ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY!

(British darts announcer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440401)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM
Author: Tan Stead Half-breed

magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707)





Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM
Author: rose doctorate brethren

Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Bisexual athletic conference

lols

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: pearl house corn cake

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM
Author: Crystalline Station

Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Copper spectacular affirmative action

if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Tan Stead Half-breed

you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM
Author: Copper spectacular affirmative action

sorry about the aids, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773)





Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM
Author: coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm

Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982)





Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Double Fault Address

Chris Webber

Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9438067)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM
Author: Soggy hairraiser round eye bbw

Steve Kerr.

I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439836)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM
Author: coiffed flirting gaming laptop pisswyrm

Shaq?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM
Author: lime blood rage

malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM
Author: Misunderstood french chef electric furnace

I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM
Author: Charismatic business firm nibblets

Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM
Author: pearl house corn cake

Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

Nice one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle parlour

Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM
Author: floppy cuckold

Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961)





Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356)





Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious Wrinkle Queen Of The Night

TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM
Author: twinkling bipolar rigpig church

JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

Solid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM
Author: passionate mint liquid oxygen box office

DeShawn Stevenson, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM
Author: Appetizing French Trailer Park Personal Credit Line

Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565)





Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM
Author: passionate mint liquid oxygen box office

No.

I fuck 14 year old girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440575)





Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy titillating hunting ground foreskin

devean george.

i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441032)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM
Author: Boyish aggressive gay wizard jew

Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM
Author: Burgundy set

You nutgrabber!!!!!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441519)





Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM
Author: Boyish aggressive gay wizard jew

You grab ONE DUDE's junk....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538)