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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: Olive deer antler parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: filthy sapphire patrolman Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: filthy sapphire patrolman I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: pink school cafeteria striped hyena BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: lemon godawful roast beef dragon Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Cobalt address hissy fit Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM Author: self-absorbed titillating forum cumskin LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM Author: Maroon Hospital lulz. 180^180
also RIP |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison I missed this the first time around. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: opaque comical jap 180 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Bateful stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: Electric nursing home marketing idea Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: self-absorbed titillating forum cumskin Token white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: overrated state jewess Shawn Bradley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM Author: saffron blathering new version You're all elbows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: wonderful area candlestick maker Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: cordovan disgusting depressive "surprisingly successful when underhanded"
this is great |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Elite Infuriating Preventive Strike Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: rebellious vivacious ticket booth voyeur Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: vigorous parlour karate underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: disturbing self-centered elastic band lay agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: opaque comical jap Most clever response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: dashing crackhouse Best one in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: exciting salmon school son of senegal Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy Underrated as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: Judgmental provocative shitlib Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM Author: Elite Infuriating Preventive Strike probably the funniest response ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: Maroon Hospital tintcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: frum church cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: erotic institution larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Boyish translucent base friendly grandma Did you have an amazing college career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: erotic institution oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: transparent cheese-eating dilemma Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: bipolar excitant heaven Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: light liquid oxygen Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Stubborn azure plaza sneaky criminal except for the tiny pink dick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: misunderstood iridescent famous landscape painting house Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: vigorous parlour karate Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Maroon Hospital Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM Author: burgundy hall haunted graveyard muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Yellow mediation french chef Bruce Bowen.
No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: lemon godawful roast beef dragon ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (British darts announcer) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: Stubborn azure plaza sneaky criminal magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: frum church cuckold Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: rebellious vivacious ticket booth voyeur lols (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Judgmental provocative shitlib haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: Yapping pea-brained sanctuary police squad Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: burgundy hall haunted graveyard if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Stubborn azure plaza sneaky criminal you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: burgundy hall haunted graveyard sorry about the aids, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: Razzmatazz garrison Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: medicated travel guidebook genital piercing Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: opaque comical jap I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Flushed Laughsome Meetinghouse Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: opaque comical jap I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Razzmatazz garrison Shaq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: opaque comical jap I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: startled lodge malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: opaque comical jap I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: peach office Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: Judgmental provocative shitlib Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy Nice one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: white stage Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: At-the-ready appetizing church building Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Ruby national security agency cruise ship TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: snowy balding location JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy Solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: Aquamarine shrine tank DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: Umber Home Therapy Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: Aquamarine shrine tank No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: Tan Gaped Corner devean george.
i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: Odious Shimmering Stead Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM Author: soggy theater stage pistol You nutgrabber!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: Odious Shimmering Stead You grab ONE DUDE's junk.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538) |