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analogize your mack game to an NBA player
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: orange wrinkle partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: Swashbuckling bearded azn Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling bearded azn I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: Abusive Pea-brained Nowag Cuckoldry BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: sooty exhilarant home Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Histrionic milk Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM Author: adventurous idea he suggested LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM Author: appetizing disgusting address lulz. 180^180
also RIP |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Costumed wonderful degenerate sanctuary I missed this the first time around. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck 180 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Deep Ratface 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: Amber Step-uncle's House Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: adventurous idea he suggested Token white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: at-the-ready trip coldplay fan faggot firefighter Shawn Bradley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM Author: Jet talented senate You're all elbows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: poppy pontificating toaster Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Mischievous shimmering cruise ship deer antler "surprisingly successful when underhanded"
this is great |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Cobalt chad crackhouse Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: Twisted Dilemma Scourge Upon The Earth Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: filthy red resort therapy underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: insane juggernaut foreskin agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck Most clever response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Beady-eyed primrose multi-billionaire Best one in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: Effete Shrine Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon Underrated as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: Passionate box office Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM Author: Cobalt chad crackhouse probably the funniest response ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: appetizing disgusting address tintcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: emerald magical stage elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Provocative bearded sweet tailpipe larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Motley Bull Headed Mental Disorder Did you have an amazing college career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Provocative bearded sweet tailpipe oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Floppy Native Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Twinkling Irradiated Shitlib Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: house-broken contagious stock car Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Fighting milky boistinker except for the tiny pink dick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Apoplectic godawful regret hall Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: filthy red resort therapy Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: appetizing disgusting address Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM Author: Arousing Brass Ladyboy muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Lake stain doctorate Bruce Bowen.
No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: sooty exhilarant home ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (British darts announcer) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: Fighting milky boistinker magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: emerald magical stage elastic band Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Twisted Dilemma Scourge Upon The Earth lols (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Passionate box office haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: Olive mother Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: Arousing Brass Ladyboy if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Fighting milky boistinker you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: Arousing Brass Ladyboy sorry about the aids, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: Costumed wonderful degenerate sanctuary Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: heady casino Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: Costumed wonderful degenerate sanctuary bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Mind-boggling duck-like kitchen Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Costumed wonderful degenerate sanctuary Shaq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: frisky salmon orchestra pit electric furnace malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Walnut abode cuck I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: odious masturbator business firm Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: Passionate box office Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon Nice one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: Vigorous pisswyrm gunner Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: Dun School Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: talking skinny woman TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: cracking principal's office tank JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon Solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: multi-colored bisexual new version newt DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: white harsh school cafeteria quadroon Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: multi-colored bisexual new version newt No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: sepia pungent toilet seat becky devean george.
i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: maroon marvelous ticket booth Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM Author: titillating french death wish You nutgrabber!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: maroon marvelous ticket booth You grab ONE DUDE's junk.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538) |