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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:31 AM Author: garnet senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432480) |
Date: March 5th, 2008 11:32 AM Author: Passionate Plum Cuckold Ron Artest, I have potential but instead of focusing on scoring I just pick fights with scrawny white guys in the crowd. I've also been known to "keep it real" at inappropriate times which include barking and swinging my fists after blocking anothers attempt to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432489) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Poppy roommate 163. This was promising, but you could have worked in references to insanity and a hilarious music career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432635) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: Passionate Plum Cuckold I was thinking of how to work the insanity angle but didn't think the rap career would really fit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432649) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:35 AM Author: Crimson razzmatazz hospital BIRDMAN! (specifically, his 2005 dunk contest performance.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432497) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:14 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter titcr. Not to mention his drug habit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437940) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Vibrant boiling water therapy Shane Battier. I don't get as much playing time or take as many shots as some guys, but my game is efficient and I can come through in the clutch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432508) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:37 AM Author: Elite base international law enforcement agency Eddie Griffin, full of potential but I am addicted to porn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432515) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:52 AM Author: Poppy roommate 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432599) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:53 AM Author: Brilliant charismatic box office cumskin LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432604) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:40 AM Author: Vivacious aggressive center stock car lulz. 180^180
also RIP |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: dashing slippery knife I missed this the first time around. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437917) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437947) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church 180 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439881) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:08 PM Author: Saffron Useless Point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440494) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:42 AM Author: razzle insecure stage Rodney Buford. I had a couple years of prime league muff, but I started slacking on my game and smoking more pot, now I only fuck Jewish girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432541) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: Brilliant charismatic box office cumskin Token white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432561) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: razzle-dazzle cream hell Shawn Bradley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432564) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:00 AM Author: Gold Set You're all elbows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436722) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:47 AM Author: electric infuriating crackhouse Gilbert Arenas. I often try to score from far away (i.e., from over the Internet) and I often travel (i.e. drive long distances to meet my Internet maidens), but I'm efficient and an on-again, off-again All-Star (i.e., occasionally I date really attractive chicks). No ring, despite being a vet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432575) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 11:57 AM Author: Poppy roommate I'm like Rick Barry. Old, slow, not very talented. But effective, surprisingly successful when underhanded and able to outshine players with substantially greater skills.
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:01 PM Author: frisky reading party public bath "surprisingly successful when underhanded"
this is great |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:09 PM Author: Poppy roommate Thanks. I'm also like Robert Horry, in that I will brutalize a Canadian if necessary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432676) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Misunderstood know-it-all parlor Allen Iverson. Complimented for my ability to penetrate even though I'm kind of small compared to others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432634) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:00 PM Author: Poppy roommate I like that you didn't go with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432640) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: bearded office gay wizard Ben Wallace. The only way I score is off offensive rebounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432667) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:26 PM Author: Fighting amber cruise ship underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432736) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:17 AM Author: embarrassed to the bone heady home agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436593) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:23 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church Most clever response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439880) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: thriller range incel Best one in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439965) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:06 PM Author: ivory french theater stage Most xoxoers are similar to AC Green. They will be virgins their entire playing career. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432668) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter Underrated as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437952) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:12 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Multi-colored Regret Space Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. Lots of turnovers lost to black dudes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432686) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:48 AM Author: Misunderstood know-it-all parlor probably the funniest response ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436681) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: Vivacious aggressive center stock car tintcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436715) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437954) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:15 PM Author: boyish irate resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432702) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Territorial comical goyim library larry johnson. huge amount of hype, a promising start, but crippled by injuries (e.g. the self-inflicted injury of law school). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432703) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Poppy roommate Did you have an amazing college career? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432710) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Territorial comical goyim library oh hell yes. wish i could relive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432714) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:18 PM Author: Cerebral hairless theatre Olden Polynice, too busy impersonating a police officer to get with girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432715) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: hilarious chapel Kobe Bryant. Rapes white girls in the ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432726) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:16 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437957) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: bronze theater Greg Oden.
Good in college. Afterwards, has done nothing, and people think I'm flat out ugly as sin. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Vigorous Garrison Goal In Life except for the tiny pink dick thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436701) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Twinkling flatulent native Your analogy falls apart when you consider that you curl 2-3x as much as Oden, most likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439833) |
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Date: March 5th, 2008 12:24 PM Author: Fighting amber cruise ship Doug Christie. I get into psychotically co-dependent relationships and usually get bossed around a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9432731) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Vivacious aggressive center stock car Earl Boykins. People are consistently shocked that I can play at all, much less score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436664) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:46 AM Author: cocky elastic band muggsy bogues. besides stealing a few, i'll dive in between the legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436678) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:17 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter I enjoyed this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:55 AM Author: Peach new version Bruce Bowen.
No trick is too dirty. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:53 PM Author: Vibrant boiling water therapy ONNNNNE HUN-DRED AAANNNND EIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHHTYYYYYY! (British darts announcer) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:57 AM Author: Vigorous Garrison Goal In Life magic johnson, i fucked girls in the ass and then got HIV; which i conquered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436707) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 1:59 AM Author: boyish irate resort Mark "Mad Dog" Madsen because I cheer enthusiastically as I sit on long pieces of wood. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436721) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: bearded office gay wizard lols (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436752) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Multi-colored Regret Space haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439851) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:02 AM Author: Bipolar Trip Brunch Son Of Senegal Rik Smits- big, dumb, and goofy but somehow managed to stay in the big leagues for 13 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436729) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:04 AM Author: cocky elastic band if nyuug had died a few hours ago, the len bias comparison would be apt--"got blow(n); died 2 days later" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436737) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: Vigorous Garrison Goal In Life you're the same shitty poster you were on the college board. please go back. tyia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436750) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:10 AM Author: cocky elastic band sorry about the aids, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436773) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 2:05 AM Author: dashing slippery knife Ricky Davis. I like to go out on a Friday or Saturday night as much as the next guy, but sometimes I like to stay in on the weekends, get creative, and attempt to shoot at my own rim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9436749) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:22 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter Like Dennis Rodman, I was active but never scored very much in my prime and was eventually undone by my own insecurity, ego, and childhood trauma; now am just looking for a league to play in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9437982) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 12:43 PM Author: Drab appetizing dragon whorehouse Chris Webber
Started out hot, several all star years, pretty well liked, but smoke too much pot to be a champion or in the hall of fame. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church I would have gone with "Should be the best, but I choke in the clutch" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439857) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:06 PM Author: dashing slippery knife bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439812) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:12 PM Author: Transparent Adventurous Masturbator Steve Kerr.
I get a huge black man to fuck my employees while I watch. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church I don't get it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439864) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: dashing slippery knife Shaq? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439874) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:22 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church I got that he means Shaq, but it's a bit of a stretch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439878) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:14 PM Author: Indigo french chef malik sealy. i take absurd risks, and they wreck me. afterwards, people stare at me and go "damn, that was some stupid shit he did." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439842) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:21 PM Author: Internet-worthy fear-inspiring factory reset button church I'm Mutombo---I amaze people with my skills at my advanced age when I actually get the chance to play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439875) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Cobalt histrionic nibblets kitty cat Kobe Bryant: I take so many shots on the assumption that enough will go in to make me look good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439888) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Multi-colored Regret Space Vin Baker. No one wants to give me any play because I'm old and fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439909) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter Nice one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440353) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:38 PM Author: vengeful cordovan lodge quadroon Eddie Curry- I'm fat and lazy, but I can put up big numbers against inferior competition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439936) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:44 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter 177 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440354) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:43 PM Author: Jet stimulating area skinny woman Drazen Petrovic. In my prime I was almost a superstar, but sadly my games been dead since summer of 1993. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439961) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 8:45 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440356) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 7:45 PM Author: Disrespectful mauve field TJ Ford. I'm undersized and don't score a lot. Moreover, everyone else takes more does better when I'm around, because they all know I suck and will pass on anything but a sure deal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9439966) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:13 PM Author: Insanely creepy indian lodge JJ Redick/Steve Kerr. I am white, dorky, and can't create on my own but when a wingman gives me an open shot, i will knock it down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440528) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter Solid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440537) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: Cracking bossy pit background story DeShawn Stevenson, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440560) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:21 PM Author: Splenetic Frozen Trump Supporter Never developed your game in college, streaky, long cold stretches? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9440565) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: Cracking bossy pit background story No.
I fuck 14 year old girls. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 10:24 PM Author: Arousing sepia dilemma devean george.
i have so little game that bitches try to ditch me for other dudes, but i successfully cock-block those dudes so i can stick around and continue underwhelming. |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:36 PM Author: rose plaza Reggie Evans--the only time I score is when there's no one else around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441500) |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:39 PM Author: slap-happy coral weed whacker You nutgrabber!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y |
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Date: March 6th, 2008 11:42 PM Author: rose plaza You grab ONE DUDE's junk.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=778953&forum_id=2#9441538) |