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Date: May 5th, 2008 7:31 PM Author: Flushed new version
Month one: Sit around home and do jack, maybe study for the LSAT a few hours a day
Month two: Counselor at a summer camp. Free lakeside lodging, food and bitches.
Month three: Chill out at a prestigious beach club in South Carolina, taking a quick break to stay on someone's lake house in Minnesota.
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:12 PM Author: fuchsia frozen meetinghouse
there are plenty of proxies for being a compliant office lackey. and every little fucker who shows up at a law firm's doorstp has memorized what's "professional" and whats not. you might marvel at your own journey. but take a moment to look around and recognize how common you are (and that's assuming you actually go/went to a good law school, which you clearly don't)
sorry for your tiny pink aspirations.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750784) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:05 PM Author: fuchsia frozen meetinghouse
"' firms love hiring people with minimal professional work experience."
i'm not sure they "love" it; but you seem to be vastly overstating how detrimental someone having enjoyed a summer that will in fact be totally irrelevant to most hiring decisions will be.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750745) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:13 PM Author: Spectacular lettuce center
b/c you can only afford to do shit like that as a freshman
hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739265) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:18 PM Author: Flushed new version
to be frank, it is probably the most prestigious summer camp in the country.
Also: next summer will be much more serious. I figured this is the last summer I have to really enjoy myself, why not go all out?
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:25 PM Author: Spectacular lettuce center
lol, whatev
At least my summer of doing nothing was spent REALLY doing nothing, except enjoying myself on an actual prestigious coast line without any responsibility whatsoever (read: North Carolina or South Carolina, wherever, is shit).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739307) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:08 PM Author: fuchsia frozen meetinghouse
"hot chinese women"
you just lost me; i'll side with the douche up above who insists this will throw all your interviews off the rails because you lack "professional experience"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750758) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:04 PM Author: Crawly Menage Telephone
OP - fuck all these striver douches who think 'building a resume' is important during undergrad summers. Hang out and get drunk dude - there's plenty of time to work and get this precious 'experience' later.
Also, I make it to kiawah often. Not a whole lot of nightlife, but it's great for what it is. Enjoy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739494) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 8:16 PM Author: fuchsia frozen meetinghouse
if someone proposed these people as characters in a movie, they'd be rejected as unrealistic.
a douchebag actually cautioning against having fun one summer -- rather than getting some intership that will just cause the people who interview you to laugh at your self-important naivete -- just isn't plausible. and yet . . .
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:01 PM Author: Angry Water Buffalo Halford
my summer plans: make $3K/week for 12 weeks doing jack shit and getting all my food and booze free + prolly a cool free firm retreat somewheres
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:07 PM Author: Spectacular lettuce center
you = my sn
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:22 PM Author: Laughsome Henna Institution
The jealous, pathetic losers in this thread trying to put the OP down for not working during an UG summer need to STFU. Once you get in LS it's plain that UG summers are meaningless. Having worked every summer of UG, I would trade all of the internships and shitty jobs to have one, genuinely good story to tell about a summer where I just did nothing but had loads of fun. My summers were awesome, but they could have been so much better if I knew that UG summer "work experience" (lol @ even calling it that) was completely worthless.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739292) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:28 PM Author: Stirring Disturbing Brunch Skinny Woman
*Hiring partner looking over resume*
"I see you shuffled papers and delivered coffee at Bear Stearns when you were only 19... VERY impressive."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739320) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:38 PM Author: Laughsome Henna Institution
I guarantee this is all but meaningless in LS.
Edit: If you have the stats to get into a T-14, and you do nothing for your summers, you'll end up at the same place as the strivers (myself included) who busted their asses for four summers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739363) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:43 PM Author: Laughsome Henna Institution
What part of "Once you get in LS it's plain that UG summers are meaningless" did you not understand? I'm talking specifically about LS.
OP also makes it clear his end goal is LS when he says "GPA/LSAT."
Obviously if you're looking to get a banking job straight out of UG, you need to work, because that is all you have, but you're the only one here bringing up banking.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739392) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:05 PM Author: Spectacular lettuce center
Why yes, actually some do.
You are given an HBS or company-prepared case study and told to discuss it with a VP in 25 mins.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739502) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 10:00 PM Author: Charcoal Library
"I guarantee you this is how it works in business."
Why would you want to work for a company that values bullshit?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739771) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:33 PM Author: Laughsome Henna Institution
LoL yea. Or how about:
"Well, we were really blown away by the previous applicant who is in the top 5% of your class, but we decided to extend you the offer instead because, despite being at the median, your internship at the municipal courthouse in your home town really put you over the top."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739338) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 8:38 PM Author: cracking chapel
TITCR
I didn't do anything useful during my summers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739364) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 8:36 PM Author: sinister multi-billionaire jap
*carries a 12-pack of taco shells across the thread*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739353) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 8:39 PM Author: Violet titillating national organic girlfriend
I think the argument that you should get a meaningful job is downright stupid, but of all the places to brag about your summer, a law school board seems an odd place to do it. Our summers will consist of making $36k for 12 weeks of eating lunch and socializing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739367) |
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Date: May 7th, 2008 7:00 PM Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe
Oh you're the dood from the other thread.
lulz at your jealousy at college kid. Hope this summer makes up for never having friends and fun in college.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750460) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 8:43 PM Author: Scarlet irradiated antidepressant drug senate
Month one: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Month two: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Month three: Sit around and do jack. Lunch, sometimes dinner as well, at nice restaurants. Happy hour every day. Drunk 3-5 nights a week. Everything paid for.
Oh, by the way, I get $40,000 for these three months.
So no, I'm not jealous of your BIGSUMMERCAMP where I have to wake up at 8 every morning and clean up shit
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739389) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Vigorous black woman
"English please."
Which part of my sentence is hard to understand? Thanks for proving that you're indeed a retarded 0L nigger.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739540) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 9:15 PM Author: Mind-boggling carmine factory reset button location
this is a decidedly unprestigious summer and worth little envy. but that does not mean it won't be both easy and fun...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739543) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:20 PM Author: Vigorous black woman
ROFL.
Fun, drinking, nice dinners and lunches, goofing off and $40,000 >>>>>> picking up shit and waking up at 8 every morning to play with kid in the wilderness.
Sorry that you're stuck in small law and have never been a BIGLAW SA. ROFL what bitterness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739565) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: Mind-boggling carmine factory reset button location
it's not even necessarily about being an SA or making $$$. there are countless fellowships/other experiences which may not amount to much money, but certainly a more interesting story than being a camp counselor (not that it wouldn't be fun, like i originally mentioned).
it's just a matter of preference really.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739582) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:37 PM Author: Vigorous black woman
It's just really sad that small law posters can't even keep up with a regular argument.
Let me try to take it slowly for you Cooley grads. We're comparing between two things: OP's summer and SA. OP's summer is summer camp. It isn't "college life" at large. Stop changing the subject just because you know you're getting fucking pwned
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739670) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:42 PM Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe
Who cares if it's at a summer camp? The beauty of college is not having responsibility and having tons of free time to get fucked up with friends. Working at a summer camp provides even more free time and less responsibility than taking classes does, since your grades have some impact on your future.
You're touchy about this because you expect your summer of "fun" eating at restaurants with partners and fellow summers who you will soon grow to hate to make up for missing out on the fun summers that normal cool people experienced during college.
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:50 PM Author: citrine tanning salon kitty cat
Should be a fun summer, but I've done summers like this.
This summer I'm making a bunch of money and taking a luxury vacation and hanging out with adults.
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:23 PM Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe
I'm not in smallaw, idiot. I'm a 3L at a T14.
Here's the thing. Losers on xoxo have no friends and no one would voluntarily spend time with them, so they prefer making money and going out to dinner with assholes at their law firm to being freeto hang out with their friends all day. Xoxo losers think going to biglaw receptions is the same sort of fun that you have drinking with your friends all summer and having not a responsibility in the world, only because they've never had friends or a decent social life of their own.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739584) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:25 PM Author: Vigorous black woman
ROFL. Again, sorry that you're in small law and have never been a summer associate. Keep making up stories about SA if it makes you feel better.
I heard SA work 120 hours a week during summer and have to suck nigger dicks. Now you can go to sleep at night.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739594) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:32 PM Author: charismatic sweet tailpipe
I don't think you photocopy at a summer camp. This is the difference between us: you expect your job to provide your fun and excitement for the summer but I'd rather be 21 again, have no reasponsibilities and able to spend all day sleeping in, smoking and drinking with college buddies.
If you would honestly rather be a law student than a college student, well, I pity your college experience.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739639) |
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Date: May 5th, 2008 9:36 PM Author: Vigorous black woman
Stop changing the subject. We're strictly comparing between summer associate and summer working at camp. That's OP's summer, working at summer camp.
You're not sleeping in, smoking and drinking at a summer camp. But keep straw-manning if you want.
Given your reasoning skills, it's no wonder you're in small law. How was Pittsburgh?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739662) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 9:28 PM Author: histrionic whorehouse
sullcrom partner to OP at 2L OCI:
just so I don't forget, do you have a copy of your transcript?
your grades are excellent
*partner zones out for 20 minutes so as not to punch 2L in face*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739617) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 9:41 PM Author: Misunderstood Casino Windowlicker
*Envious* of your summer plans, maybe.
Jealous? No. In fact it's hard for me to figure out what I could be jealous *of* (in your plans).
Sounds like fun, though. Enjoy the summer. Nail the LSAT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9739686) |
Date: May 5th, 2008 10:53 PM Author: Peach really tough guy
Cool summer plans, my man. Be sure to update us on the high lights so that we can live vicariously through you.
Also, what lake will you be on in MN? Minnetonka?
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Date: May 5th, 2008 11:04 PM Author: marvelous irate principal's office becky
Assuming your plans involve doing something other than billing hours while the outside world passes by unnoticed, I think that's a fair assumption.
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Date: May 6th, 2008 1:10 AM Author: Flushed new version
A few thoughts on the thread since I left:
-"Hippie" is a great schtick.
-You people need to loosen the fuck up
-The non-schitck replies in this thread really make me question whether or not I should change my career goals.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9740511) |
Date: May 7th, 2008 7:56 PM Author: Burgundy flickering goyim public bath
My summer > your summer. Why do you think this is your last summer of fun though? If you're studying for the LSAT this summer, I would imagine you're a junior. That means you have the entire summer after senior year to party before LS starts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=809344&forum_id=2#9750710) |
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