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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
pink affirmative action orchestra pit
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Buff exciting gas station
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
judgmental appetizing hairy legs
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Irradiated giraffe
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Irradiated giraffe
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Slap-happy patrolman
  04/09/04
185.
Slap-happy patrolman
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
tan generalized bond
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
tan generalized bond
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
A+
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
House-broken indian lodge
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Dashing wrinkle hissy fit
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
House-broken indian lodge
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Hideous theatre rigor
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
aromatic station
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
aromatic station
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
Arrogant henna double fault principal's office
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Irradiated giraffe
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Irradiated giraffe
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
judgmental appetizing hairy legs
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
judgmental appetizing hairy legs
  04/09/04
underappreciated
indigo pea-brained stead
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
Chocolate Racy House Goyim
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Irradiated giraffe
  04/09/04
...
Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
grizzly histrionic pervert round eye
  03/07/07
pfft
Stirring Parlour
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Jade roommate church building
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
House-broken indian lodge
  04/09/04
...
House-broken indian lodge
  05/09/04
bump
Passionate address telephone
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
House-broken indian lodge
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
exhilarant harsh native fortuitous meteor
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
boyish abusive lodge codepig
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
translucent mood
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Dashing wrinkle hissy fit
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
House-broken indian lodge
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Dashing wrinkle hissy fit
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
tan generalized bond
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Dashing wrinkle hissy fit
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
tan generalized bond
  02/23/05
Bump
White newt
  05/26/05
...
Embarrassed to the bone filthpig twinkling uncleanness
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Honey-headed Sound Barrier
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
filthy crackhouse black woman
  06/03/05
bump
Swashbuckling idea he suggested
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
very tactful abode
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
House-broken indian lodge
  06/29/05
bump
lascivious sapphire famous landscape painting
  10/20/05
babump
Electric big-titted kitty cat
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Pearly hall death wish
  12/21/05
...
Jade roommate church building
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Maize theater stage jew
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Excitant foreskin school cafeteria
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Crystalline Volcanic Crater Queen Of The Night
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Twinkling thriller yarmulke
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression
  06/18/06
bump
vermilion vigorous boltzmann
  09/16/06
rebump
grizzly histrionic pervert round eye
  01/15/07
...
Embarrassed to the bone filthpig twinkling uncleanness
  10/08/06
titcb
Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Rebellious Hospital Marketing Idea
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Rough-skinned indecent toilet seat area
  11/09/06
...
Jade roommate church building
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Rebellious Hospital Marketing Idea
  12/24/06
...
Lilac cerebral sanctuary legend
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
Geriatric Frum Friendly Grandma Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/15/07
...
fuchsia concupiscible bbw
  03/07/07
...
Jade roommate church building
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Maniacal contagious stag film cuckoldry
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Cerise factory reset button dopamine
  07/07/07
...
lake 180 home reading party
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Smoky Depressive
  02/12/08
titcr.
Talking trip step-uncle's house mother
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
heady nofapping coldplay fan temple
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: pink affirmative action orchestra pit

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Buff exciting gas station

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing hairy legs

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Slap-happy patrolman

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy patrolman

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: tan generalized bond

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: tan generalized bond

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing wrinkle hissy fit

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Hideous theatre rigor

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: aromatic station

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: aromatic station

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Arrogant henna double fault principal's office

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing hairy legs

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: judgmental appetizing hairy legs

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: indigo pea-brained stead

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Chocolate Racy House Goyim

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Irradiated giraffe

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: grizzly histrionic pervert round eye

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Stirring Parlour

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Jade roommate church building

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Passionate address telephone

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: exhilarant harsh native fortuitous meteor

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: boyish abusive lodge codepig

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: translucent mood

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Dashing wrinkle hissy fit

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Dashing wrinkle hissy fit

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: tan generalized bond

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Dashing wrinkle hissy fit

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: tan generalized bond

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: White newt

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone filthpig twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sound Barrier

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: filthy crackhouse black woman

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling idea he suggested

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: very tactful abode

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: House-broken indian lodge

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: lascivious sapphire famous landscape painting

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Electric big-titted kitty cat

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Pearly hall death wish

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Jade roommate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Maize theater stage jew

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Excitant foreskin school cafeteria

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Crystalline Volcanic Crater Queen Of The Night

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Twinkling thriller yarmulke

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: vermilion vigorous boltzmann

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: grizzly histrionic pervert round eye

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone filthpig twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Mahogany costumed piazza indirect expression

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Rebellious Hospital Marketing Idea

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Rough-skinned indecent toilet seat area

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Jade roommate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Rebellious Hospital Marketing Idea

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Lilac cerebral sanctuary legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Geriatric Frum Friendly Grandma Mad-dog Skullcap

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: fuchsia concupiscible bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Jade roommate church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Maniacal contagious stag film cuckoldry

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Cerise factory reset button dopamine

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: lake 180 home reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Smoky Depressive

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Talking trip step-uncle's house mother

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: heady nofapping coldplay fan temple

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)