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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
electric kitty cat
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
drunken mediation
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
excitant site
  04/09/04
185.
excitant site
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
idiotic therapy
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
Fighting giraffe coffee pot
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
Fighting giraffe coffee pot
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
A+
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Nighttime National
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
trip puppy plaza
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
trip puppy plaza
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
razzmatazz wine associate
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
olive doctorate
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
...
idiotic therapy
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Turquoise Rambunctious Garrison Boiling Water
  03/07/07
pfft
Ungodly pistol kitty
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  04/09/04
...
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  05/09/04
bump
Razzle-dazzle cerise wagecucks antidepressant drug
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
Wonderful high-end gaping state
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
house-broken corner love of her life
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
hyperventilating school cafeteria
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
Fighting giraffe coffee pot
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
Fighting giraffe coffee pot
  02/23/05
Bump
flushed meetinghouse potus
  05/26/05
...
Unhinged startling jew keepsake machete
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
crystalline candlestick maker
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
white bipolar home boistinker
  06/03/05
bump
Buck-toothed Jewess
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
dull disrespectful telephone abode
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
clear chest-beating hunting ground
  06/29/05
bump
talented space wrinkle
  10/20/05
babump
disturbing chestnut lay
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Cracking insecure location preventive strike
  12/21/05
...
jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
misunderstood passionate nursing home tattoo
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
idiotic therapy
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Concupiscible Dark Hairy Legs Church Building
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
cerebral theatre
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
red hot address roommate
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
idiotic therapy
  06/18/06
bump
Salmon gunner
  09/16/06
rebump
Turquoise Rambunctious Garrison Boiling Water
  01/15/07
...
Unhinged startling jew keepsake machete
  10/08/06
titcb
idiotic therapy
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Embarrassed to the bone bbw
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Swollen Laughsome Trailer Park
  11/09/06
...
jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Embarrassed to the bone bbw
  12/24/06
...
mind-boggling crimson rehab trust fund
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
ebony stain
  01/15/07
...
costumed filthpig
  03/07/07
...
jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Judgmental thriller partner
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Lemon Mother Brunch
  07/07/07
...
Titillating Autistic Degenerate
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
internet-worthy slap-happy senate
  02/12/08
titcr.
carnelian fanboi library
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
Garnet fluffy personal credit line clown
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: olive doctorate

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: electric kitty cat

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: drunken mediation

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: olive doctorate

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: olive doctorate

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: olive doctorate

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: olive doctorate

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: olive doctorate

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: olive doctorate

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: olive doctorate

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: excitant site

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: excitant site

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: idiotic therapy

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe coffee pot

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe coffee pot

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: olive doctorate

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Nighttime National

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: trip puppy plaza

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: trip puppy plaza

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz wine associate

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: olive doctorate

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: olive doctorate

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Adventurous poppy faggot firefighter

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: olive doctorate

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: saffron fragrant police squad bawdyhouse

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: idiotic therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Turquoise Rambunctious Garrison Boiling Water

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Ungodly pistol kitty

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cerise wagecucks antidepressant drug

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Wonderful high-end gaping state

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: house-broken corner love of her life

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: hyperventilating school cafeteria

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe coffee pot

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Gay Know-it-all Double Fault Reading Party

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe coffee pot

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: flushed meetinghouse potus

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Unhinged startling jew keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: crystalline candlestick maker

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: white bipolar home boistinker

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Jewess

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: dull disrespectful telephone abode

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: clear chest-beating hunting ground

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: talented space wrinkle

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: disturbing chestnut lay

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Cracking insecure location preventive strike

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: misunderstood passionate nursing home tattoo

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: idiotic therapy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dark Hairy Legs Church Building

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: cerebral theatre

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: red hot address roommate

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: idiotic therapy

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Salmon gunner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Turquoise Rambunctious Garrison Boiling Water

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Unhinged startling jew keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: idiotic therapy

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bbw

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Swollen Laughsome Trailer Park

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone bbw

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: mind-boggling crimson rehab trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: ebony stain

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: costumed filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: jet-lagged shaky liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Judgmental thriller partner

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Lemon Mother Brunch

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Titillating Autistic Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy slap-happy senate

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: carnelian fanboi library

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Garnet fluffy personal credit line clown

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)