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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Irradiated sepia personal credit line rehab
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Bronze thriller affirmative action
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
aromatic people who are hurt area
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
diverse principal's office gaming laptop
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
diverse principal's office gaming laptop
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
red old irish cottage forum
  04/09/04
185.
red old irish cottage forum
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
Amethyst Bawdyhouse
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
bearded hissy fit
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
bearded hissy fit
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
A+
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Exciting puce gas station
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
impressive multi-colored sanctuary
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Lilac razzle half-breed
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Lilac razzle half-breed
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
Cerebral chestnut cuck state
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
diverse principal's office gaming laptop
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
diverse principal's office gaming laptop
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
aromatic people who are hurt area
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
aromatic people who are hurt area
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Chocolate high-end spot
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
crawly office place of business
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
diverse principal's office gaming laptop
  04/09/04
...
Amethyst Bawdyhouse
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Spectacular onyx address
  03/07/07
pfft
Alcoholic boyish station
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
heady primrose hell dragon
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  04/09/04
...
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  05/09/04
bump
Chrome Range
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
Bisexual Motley Famous Landscape Painting Factory Reset Button
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Maniacal tantric rigor stage
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
soul-stirring church clown
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Exciting puce gas station
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Exciting puce gas station
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
bearded hissy fit
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Exciting puce gas station
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
bearded hissy fit
  02/23/05
Bump
Swollen Greedy Roast Beef Community Account
  05/26/05
...
Flirting faggot firefighter
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Lime razzmatazz national round eye
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
crystalline ceo kitchen
  06/03/05
bump
judgmental tanning salon
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
Bonkers Provocative Fortuitous Meteor
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Supple opaque milk giraffe
  06/29/05
bump
ebony deer antler tattoo
  10/20/05
babump
frisky aphrodisiac business firm wagecucks
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Cruel-hearted Gold Native
  12/21/05
...
heady primrose hell dragon
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Exhilarant stain associate
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
Amethyst Bawdyhouse
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Slimy carnelian dog poop
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Blathering laughsome crotch casino
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
metal frozen prole digit ratio
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
Amethyst Bawdyhouse
  06/18/06
bump
sick dingle berry shrine
  09/16/06
rebump
Spectacular onyx address
  01/15/07
...
Flirting faggot firefighter
  10/08/06
titcb
Amethyst Bawdyhouse
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
cordovan ticket booth
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
arousing psychic private investor
  11/09/06
...
heady primrose hell dragon
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
cordovan ticket booth
  12/24/06
...
Titillating Burgundy Multi-billionaire School
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
marvelous dull goyim
  01/15/07
...
mustard elite property
  03/07/07
...
heady primrose hell dragon
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
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  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Cocky nursing home
  07/07/07
...
appetizing sound barrier market
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Adulterous odious parlor genital piercing
  02/12/08
titcr.
Twisted mewling turdskin
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
frum stead fanboi
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Irradiated sepia personal credit line rehab

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Bronze thriller affirmative action

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: aromatic people who are hurt area

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: diverse principal's office gaming laptop

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: diverse principal's office gaming laptop

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: red old irish cottage forum

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: red old irish cottage forum

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Bawdyhouse

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: bearded hissy fit

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: bearded hissy fit

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: crawly office place of business

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Exciting puce gas station

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: impressive multi-colored sanctuary

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Lilac razzle half-breed

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Lilac razzle half-breed

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Cerebral chestnut cuck state

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: diverse principal's office gaming laptop

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: diverse principal's office gaming laptop

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: aromatic people who are hurt area

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: aromatic people who are hurt area

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Chocolate high-end spot

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: crawly office place of business

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: diverse principal's office gaming laptop

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: Amethyst Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Spectacular onyx address

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic boyish station

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: heady primrose hell dragon

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Chrome Range

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Bisexual Motley Famous Landscape Painting Factory Reset Button

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Maniacal tantric rigor stage

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring church clown

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Exciting puce gas station

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Exciting puce gas station

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: bearded hissy fit

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Exciting puce gas station

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: bearded hissy fit

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Swollen Greedy Roast Beef Community Account

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Flirting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Lime razzmatazz national round eye

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: crystalline ceo kitchen

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: judgmental tanning salon

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Provocative Fortuitous Meteor

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Supple opaque milk giraffe

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: ebony deer antler tattoo

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: frisky aphrodisiac business firm wagecucks

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Gold Native

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: heady primrose hell dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant stain associate

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Bawdyhouse

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Slimy carnelian dog poop

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Blathering laughsome crotch casino

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: metal frozen prole digit ratio

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Bawdyhouse

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: sick dingle berry shrine

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Spectacular onyx address

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Flirting faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: Amethyst Bawdyhouse

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: cordovan ticket booth

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: arousing psychic private investor

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: heady primrose hell dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: cordovan ticket booth

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Titillating Burgundy Multi-billionaire School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: marvelous dull goyim

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: mustard elite property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: heady primrose hell dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: cracking submissive theater stage background story

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Cocky nursing home

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: appetizing sound barrier market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Adulterous odious parlor genital piercing

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Twisted mewling turdskin

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: frum stead fanboi

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)