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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Sable elite forum
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
plum deranged garrison
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
arousing violent weed whacker
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
curious gunner
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
curious gunner
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
marvelous range factory reset button
  04/09/04
185.
marvelous range factory reset button
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
abusive harsh quadroon
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
Territorial House Goal In Life
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
Territorial House Goal In Life
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
A+
curious gunner
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Ultramarine bat shit crazy menage travel guidebook
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
naked twinkling address roommate
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
naked twinkling address roommate
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
glittery dilemma
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
curious gunner
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
arousing violent weed whacker
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
arousing violent weed whacker
  04/09/04
underappreciated
adventurous canary brunch newt
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
curious gunner
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead
  04/09/04
...
abusive harsh quadroon
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Big filthy business firm trump supporter
  03/07/07
pfft
sadistic cocky indian lodge
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
glassy stubborn stock car
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  04/09/04
...
drunken confused knife love of her life
  05/09/04
bump
apoplectic point pistol
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
drunken confused knife love of her life
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
motley feces sneaky criminal
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Vengeful beady-eyed crotch
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
concupiscible magenta bawdyhouse
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
Territorial House Goal In Life
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
Territorial House Goal In Life
  02/23/05
Bump
startling bisexual school cafeteria party of the first part
  05/26/05
...
sexy lilac legal warrant crackhouse
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
histrionic telephone
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
know-it-all unholy ladyboy national
  06/03/05
bump
pea-brained abnormal resort
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
Duck-like vivacious organic girlfriend field
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
drunken confused knife love of her life
  06/29/05
bump
Thirsty Sanctuary Hairy Legs
  10/20/05
babump
Splenetic Laser Beams Immigrant
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
trip chapel
  12/21/05
...
glassy stubborn stock car
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Twisted titillating stage
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
abusive harsh quadroon
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
floppy pozpig international law enforcement agency
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Stimulating state
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Frum Depressive Elastic Band
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
abusive harsh quadroon
  06/18/06
bump
Umber Dashing Rehab Wrinkle
  09/16/06
rebump
Big filthy business firm trump supporter
  01/15/07
...
sexy lilac legal warrant crackhouse
  10/08/06
titcb
abusive harsh quadroon
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Lemon Boltzmann Heaven
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Hilarious area shitlib
  11/09/06
...
glassy stubborn stock car
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Lemon Boltzmann Heaven
  12/24/06
...
rose trailer park mexican
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
Fragrant property
  01/15/07
...
Jet incel
  03/07/07
...
glassy stubborn stock car
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
green chest-beating market
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
appetizing bossy round eye
  07/07/07
...
Maize bateful public bath
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
chartreuse charismatic mental disorder stage
  02/12/08
titcr.
Razzmatazz angry locale nowag
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
cheese-eating halford school
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: curious gunner

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Sable elite forum

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: plum deranged garrison

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: arousing violent weed whacker

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: curious gunner

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: curious gunner

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: curious gunner

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: curious gunner

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: curious gunner

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: curious gunner

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: curious gunner

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: marvelous range factory reset button

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: marvelous range factory reset button

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: abusive harsh quadroon

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: Territorial House Goal In Life

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: Territorial House Goal In Life

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: curious gunner

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Ultramarine bat shit crazy menage travel guidebook

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: naked twinkling address roommate

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: naked twinkling address roommate

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: glittery dilemma

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: curious gunner

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: curious gunner

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: arousing violent weed whacker

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: arousing violent weed whacker

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: adventurous canary brunch newt

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: curious gunner

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: contagious aquamarine fortuitous meteor stead

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: abusive harsh quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Big filthy business firm trump supporter

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: sadistic cocky indian lodge

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: glassy stubborn stock car

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: apoplectic point pistol

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: motley feces sneaky criminal

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Vengeful beady-eyed crotch

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: concupiscible magenta bawdyhouse

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Territorial House Goal In Life

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Spectacular Clear New Version Sound Barrier

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Territorial House Goal In Life

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: startling bisexual school cafeteria party of the first part

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: sexy lilac legal warrant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: histrionic telephone

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: know-it-all unholy ladyboy national

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: pea-brained abnormal resort

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like vivacious organic girlfriend field

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: drunken confused knife love of her life

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Thirsty Sanctuary Hairy Legs

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Splenetic Laser Beams Immigrant

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: trip chapel

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: glassy stubborn stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Twisted titillating stage

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: abusive harsh quadroon

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: floppy pozpig international law enforcement agency

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Stimulating state

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Frum Depressive Elastic Band

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: abusive harsh quadroon

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Umber Dashing Rehab Wrinkle

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Big filthy business firm trump supporter

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: sexy lilac legal warrant crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: abusive harsh quadroon

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Lemon Boltzmann Heaven

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Hilarious area shitlib

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: glassy stubborn stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Lemon Boltzmann Heaven

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: rose trailer park mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Fragrant property

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Jet incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: glassy stubborn stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: green chest-beating market

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: appetizing bossy round eye

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Maize bateful public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: chartreuse charismatic mental disorder stage

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz angry locale nowag

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating halford school

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)