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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
federal lay
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Contagious Hateful Spot Ladyboy
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Cyan Lodge Immigrant
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Cyan Lodge Immigrant
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Puce Racy Cuck Crackhouse
  04/09/04
185.
Puce Racy Cuck Crackhouse
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
domesticated avocado lettuce
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
stimulating self-centered volcanic crater
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
stimulating self-centered volcanic crater
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
A+
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
haunting floppy weed whacker heaven
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
180 chartreuse resort double fault
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
zombie-like corner trust fund
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
zombie-like corner trust fund
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
topaz idea he suggested
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Cyan Lodge Immigrant
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Cyan Lodge Immigrant
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch
  04/09/04
underappreciated
confused beady-eyed tanning salon affirmative action
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
nofapping fishy queen of the night house
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Cyan Lodge Immigrant
  04/09/04
...
domesticated avocado lettuce
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
irate charcoal theater newt
  03/07/07
pfft
nighttime gaping pozpig
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  04/09/04
...
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  05/09/04
bump
Chrome personal credit line parlour
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
erotic pale state azn
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Insanely creepy area organic girlfriend
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
passionate candlestick maker location
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
haunting floppy weed whacker heaven
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
haunting floppy weed whacker heaven
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
stimulating self-centered volcanic crater
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
haunting floppy weed whacker heaven
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
stimulating self-centered volcanic crater
  02/23/05
Bump
titillating swollen death wish
  05/26/05
...
infuriating associate masturbator
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Clear alcoholic locale coldplay fan
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
pungent fanboi
  06/03/05
bump
laughsome jade box office
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
Big Sadistic Party Of The First Part Market
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Chocolate Genital Piercing
  06/29/05
bump
Fuchsia swashbuckling hall
  10/20/05
babump
adulterous violent sanctuary
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
rambunctious school cafeteria
  12/21/05
...
aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
violet vigorous prole garrison
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
domesticated avocado lettuce
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Lavender field
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
twinkling charismatic knife
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
supple vermilion abode
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
domesticated avocado lettuce
  06/18/06
bump
Shivering appetizing native shitlib
  09/16/06
rebump
irate charcoal theater newt
  01/15/07
...
infuriating associate masturbator
  10/08/06
titcb
domesticated avocado lettuce
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Irradiated chestnut menage headpube
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Ivory mediation
  11/09/06
...
aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Irradiated chestnut menage headpube
  12/24/06
...
histrionic slate space sneaky criminal
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
plum mad-dog skullcap old irish cottage
  01/15/07
...
zippy brunch chad
  03/07/07
...
aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
dead kitchen
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Fiercely-loyal business firm
  07/07/07
...
Sticky well-lubricated point
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Abusive dog poop
  02/12/08
titcr.
Demanding dilemma
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
excitant stead
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: federal lay

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Contagious Hateful Spot Ladyboy

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Cyan Lodge Immigrant

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Cyan Lodge Immigrant

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Puce Racy Cuck Crackhouse

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Puce Racy Cuck Crackhouse

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: domesticated avocado lettuce

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: stimulating self-centered volcanic crater

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: stimulating self-centered volcanic crater

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: haunting floppy weed whacker heaven

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: 180 chartreuse resort double fault

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: zombie-like corner trust fund

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: zombie-like corner trust fund

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: topaz idea he suggested

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Cyan Lodge Immigrant

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Cyan Lodge Immigrant

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Honey-headed Crotch

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: confused beady-eyed tanning salon affirmative action

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: nofapping fishy queen of the night house

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Cyan Lodge Immigrant

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: domesticated avocado lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: irate charcoal theater newt

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: nighttime gaping pozpig

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Chrome personal credit line parlour

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: erotic pale state azn

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Insanely creepy area organic girlfriend

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: passionate candlestick maker location

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: haunting floppy weed whacker heaven

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: haunting floppy weed whacker heaven

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: stimulating self-centered volcanic crater

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: haunting floppy weed whacker heaven

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: stimulating self-centered volcanic crater

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: titillating swollen death wish

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: infuriating associate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Clear alcoholic locale coldplay fan

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: pungent fanboi

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: laughsome jade box office

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Big Sadistic Party Of The First Part Market

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Chocolate Genital Piercing

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling hall

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: adulterous violent sanctuary

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: rambunctious school cafeteria

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: violet vigorous prole garrison

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: domesticated avocado lettuce

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Lavender field

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: twinkling charismatic knife

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: supple vermilion abode

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: domesticated avocado lettuce

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Shivering appetizing native shitlib

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: irate charcoal theater newt

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: infuriating associate masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: domesticated avocado lettuce

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Irradiated chestnut menage headpube

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Ivory mediation

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Irradiated chestnut menage headpube

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: histrionic slate space sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: plum mad-dog skullcap old irish cottage

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: zippy brunch chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: aphrodisiac rebellious dopamine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: dead kitchen

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal business firm

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Sticky well-lubricated point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Abusive dog poop

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Demanding dilemma

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: excitant stead

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)