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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Out-of-control organic girlfriend
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
stimulating ultramarine stead party of the first part
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Yapping piazza place of business
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Yapping piazza place of business
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Zippy insane jew
  04/09/04
185.
Zippy insane jew
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
Heady round eye
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
Heady round eye
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
A+
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
hairraiser church
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
charismatic idiot native
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
hairraiser church
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
titillating shimmering corner
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
flesh talking market french chef
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
flesh talking market french chef
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
judgmental philosopher-king
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Yapping piazza place of business
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Yapping piazza place of business
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine
  04/09/04
underappreciated
laughsome milky theater stage elastic band
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
low-t very tactful step-uncle's house
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Yapping piazza place of business
  04/09/04
...
aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
massive boyish messiness
  03/07/07
pfft
painfully honest den
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Exciting Locale Nowag
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
hairraiser church
  04/09/04
...
hairraiser church
  05/09/04
bump
underhanded cyan center
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
hairraiser church
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
curious menage
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
mildly autistic bisexual business firm keepsake machete
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
confused hominid
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
charismatic idiot native
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
hairraiser church
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
charismatic idiot native
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
Heady round eye
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
charismatic idiot native
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
Heady round eye
  02/23/05
Bump
Dun international law enforcement agency
  05/26/05
...
startled seedy toaster pit
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Awkward sinister nursing home
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
aromatic deranged library famous landscape painting
  06/03/05
bump
pearl mother
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
mint sexy voyeur
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
hairraiser church
  06/29/05
bump
Irradiated double fault newt
  10/20/05
babump
Tantric Shaky Cruise Ship
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
exhilarant violent resort puppy
  12/21/05
...
Exciting Locale Nowag
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
iridescent heaven
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Razzle shivering kitty cat
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
crawly geriatric dilemma mexican
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
180 school cafeteria pocket flask
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap
  06/18/06
bump
Magical address hissy fit
  09/16/06
rebump
massive boyish messiness
  01/15/07
...
startled seedy toaster pit
  10/08/06
titcb
aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Pale mewling senate
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
Light Hairy Legs Jewess
  11/09/06
...
Exciting Locale Nowag
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Pale mewling senate
  12/24/06
...
Mauve institution
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
Blathering Arrogant Legend Point
  01/15/07
...
Haunting electric partner
  03/07/07
...
Exciting Locale Nowag
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Overrated temple
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
wild mahogany meetinghouse alpha
  07/07/07
...
adulterous property
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
metal adventurous whorehouse liquid oxygen
  02/12/08
titcr.
Cerise hateful home travel guidebook
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
sadistic purple tank
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Out-of-control organic girlfriend

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: stimulating ultramarine stead party of the first part

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser church

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: hairraiser church

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Yapping piazza place of business

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Yapping piazza place of business

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: hairraiser church

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: hairraiser church

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: hairraiser church

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: hairraiser church

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: hairraiser church

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Zippy insane jew

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Zippy insane jew

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: hairraiser church

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: Heady round eye

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: hairraiser church

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: Heady round eye

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: hairraiser church

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: hairraiser church

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: charismatic idiot native

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: hairraiser church

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: titillating shimmering corner

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: flesh talking market french chef

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: flesh talking market french chef

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: hairraiser church

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: judgmental philosopher-king

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: hairraiser church

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Yapping piazza place of business

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Yapping piazza place of business

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: hairraiser church

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: hairraiser church

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Insanely creepy narrow-minded dopamine

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: laughsome milky theater stage elastic band

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: hairraiser church

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: low-t very tactful step-uncle's house

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Yapping piazza place of business

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: massive boyish messiness

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: painfully honest den

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Exciting Locale Nowag

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: hairraiser church

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: hairraiser church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: underhanded cyan center

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: hairraiser church

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: curious menage

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: mildly autistic bisexual business firm keepsake machete

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: confused hominid

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: charismatic idiot native

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: hairraiser church

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: charismatic idiot native

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Heady round eye

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: charismatic idiot native

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Heady round eye

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Dun international law enforcement agency

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: startled seedy toaster pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Awkward sinister nursing home

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: aromatic deranged library famous landscape painting

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: pearl mother

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: mint sexy voyeur

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: hairraiser church

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Irradiated double fault newt

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Tantric Shaky Cruise Ship

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: exhilarant violent resort puppy

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Exciting Locale Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: iridescent heaven

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Razzle shivering kitty cat

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: crawly geriatric dilemma mexican

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: 180 school cafeteria pocket flask

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Magical address hissy fit

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: massive boyish messiness

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: startled seedy toaster pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: aquamarine aphrodisiac box office mad-dog skullcap

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Pale mewling senate

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Light Hairy Legs Jewess

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Exciting Locale Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Pale mewling senate

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Mauve institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Blathering Arrogant Legend Point

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Haunting electric partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Exciting Locale Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Overrated temple

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: wild mahogany meetinghouse alpha

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: adulterous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: metal adventurous whorehouse liquid oxygen

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Cerise hateful home travel guidebook

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: sadistic purple tank

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)