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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
irate forum private investor
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
greedy passionate persian
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
impertinent ratface
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Burgundy mind-boggling boltzmann boiling water
  04/09/04
185.
Burgundy mind-boggling boltzmann boiling water
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
haunting den
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
mildly autistic home reading party
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
mildly autistic home reading party
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
A+
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
violet charismatic french chef
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
soul-stirring turquoise spot circlehead
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Very tactful gas station
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Very tactful gas station
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
Dull Resort Son Of Senegal
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
impertinent ratface
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
impertinent ratface
  04/09/04
underappreciated
blue zombie-like weed whacker
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy
  04/09/04
...
haunting den
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
stirring goal in life hairy legs
  03/07/07
pfft
sickened hall doctorate
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
claret galvanic depressive public bath
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  04/09/04
...
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  05/09/04
bump
Green stage telephone
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
federal cuckoldry space
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
aphrodisiac nursing home blood rage
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
Pink Low-t Location
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
violet charismatic french chef
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
violet charismatic french chef
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
mildly autistic home reading party
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
violet charismatic french chef
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
mildly autistic home reading party
  02/23/05
Bump
Unholy Disturbing Double Fault
  05/26/05
...
Anal stag film
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Bistre zippy state
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
chocolate 180 travel guidebook
  06/03/05
bump
ruby comical base toilet seat
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
sienna range newt
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal
  06/29/05
bump
Amber Marvelous Piazza
  10/20/05
babump
razzle clown chad
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Autistic vigorous karate parlour
  12/21/05
...
claret galvanic depressive public bath
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Iridescent laughsome people who are hurt hospital
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
haunting den
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Diverse brindle menage
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
wonderful school
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Nofapping Maroon Laser Beams
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
haunting den
  06/18/06
bump
lavender startled whorehouse
  09/16/06
rebump
stirring goal in life hairy legs
  01/15/07
...
Anal stag film
  10/08/06
titcb
haunting den
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
razzle-dazzle buck-toothed station
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
bateful philosopher-king
  11/09/06
...
claret galvanic depressive public bath
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
razzle-dazzle buck-toothed station
  12/24/06
...
Cyan casino
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
sepia odious business firm
  01/15/07
...
rambunctious abode electric furnace
  03/07/07
...
claret galvanic depressive public bath
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Arrogant sooty headpube roommate
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Awkward navy theatre
  07/07/07
...
free-loading indirect expression
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
dark big generalized bond
  02/12/08
titcr.
jade idiot
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
spectacular area marketing idea
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: irate forum private investor

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: greedy passionate persian

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: impertinent ratface

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Burgundy mind-boggling boltzmann boiling water

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Burgundy mind-boggling boltzmann boiling water

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: haunting den

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic home reading party

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic home reading party

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: violet charismatic french chef

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring turquoise spot circlehead

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Very tactful gas station

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Very tactful gas station

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Dull Resort Son Of Senegal

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: impertinent ratface

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: impertinent ratface

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: blue zombie-like weed whacker

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted vivacious gaming laptop school cafeteria

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser Scarlet Really Tough Guy

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: haunting den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: stirring goal in life hairy legs

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: sickened hall doctorate

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: claret galvanic depressive public bath

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Green stage telephone

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: federal cuckoldry space

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac nursing home blood rage

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: Pink Low-t Location

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: violet charismatic french chef

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: violet charismatic french chef

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic home reading party

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: violet charismatic french chef

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: mildly autistic home reading party

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Unholy Disturbing Double Fault

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Anal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Bistre zippy state

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: chocolate 180 travel guidebook

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: ruby comical base toilet seat

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: sienna range newt

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Flatulent Sinister Orchestra Pit Sneaky Criminal

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: Amber Marvelous Piazza

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: razzle clown chad

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Autistic vigorous karate parlour

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: claret galvanic depressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Iridescent laughsome people who are hurt hospital

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: haunting den

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Diverse brindle menage

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: wonderful school

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Nofapping Maroon Laser Beams

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: haunting den

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: lavender startled whorehouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: stirring goal in life hairy legs

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Anal stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: haunting den

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle buck-toothed station

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: bateful philosopher-king

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: claret galvanic depressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle buck-toothed station

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Cyan casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: sepia odious business firm

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: rambunctious abode electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: claret galvanic depressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Arrogant sooty headpube roommate

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Awkward navy theatre

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: free-loading indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: dark big generalized bond

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: jade idiot

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: spectacular area marketing idea

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)