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BREAKING: Vinny Testaverde on plane to Boston

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sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/07/08
TY for this thread
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out....
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite t...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!
Fragrant Base Halford
  09/07/08
don't sell jesse palmer short.
Laughsome Brilliant Roast Beef
  09/07/08
Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!
lascivious ticket booth
  09/07/08
Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.
Dun place of business
  09/07/08
I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered ...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/07/08
Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac! Belichik seek...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/07/08
Tim "gets up off the" Couch
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind. http://...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
TradeSports
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Michael Vick studying his parole requirements
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator iden...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots sta...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New E...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
you should do this for a living
supple parlour international law enforcement agency
  09/08/08
ty, friend
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - hi...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest a...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.
Vivacious Copper Potus
  09/08/08
Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
This one was particularly good.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership ...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
JINX!
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
I cackled like hillary
Laughsome Brilliant Roast Beef
  09/08/08
Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airpor...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
ty
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
very good
supple parlour international law enforcement agency
  09/08/08
This is fucking awesome
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
This is my favorite.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Lo...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
damn this was better, I'll edit
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!
Fishy Headpube
  09/08/08
Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he ca...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home vide...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Re...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New Engl...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchd...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
lol wtf 178
supple parlour international law enforcement agency
  09/08/08
I missed this one. Well played.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Genius
saffron thriller friendly grandma messiness
  09/08/08
this is still my favorite
supple parlour international law enforcement agency
  09/08/08
Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL ...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
nice, i laughed
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts...
trip dysfunction stain
  09/08/08
Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info ...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
underrated.
Shivering Fear-inspiring Trailer Park
  09/08/08
Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably mor...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
From Drew Henson's newly edited resume "Experience: ...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Beautiful
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Seriously underrated.
Drunken striped hyena kitty cat
  09/08/08
McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
177
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
FUCK. Beat me by three posts.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Willy Beamen: *pukes*
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualt...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit...
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD...
trip dysfunction stain
  09/08/08
176 for out of box type thinking.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris W...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
jade razzle-dazzle market incel
  09/08/08
ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards thro...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
surely 225 yards, friend.
Shivering Fear-inspiring Trailer Park
  09/08/08
Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.
Vivacious Copper Potus
  09/08/08
Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclip...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Beat you to it.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with ...
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris W...
supple parlour international law enforcement agency
  09/08/08
Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and ...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson...
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick...
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immedi...
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
Possibly the most credited response thus far
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN
narrow-minded property
  09/08/08
Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thi...
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd...
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled b...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
lol
carmine adventurous volcanic crater wrinkle
  10/14/08
Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but.....
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
HaHaHa. This was good.
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Tony Banks drops keys to rental car
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong
trip dysfunction stain
  09/08/08
Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right? Leinart: *de...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!
Vivacious Copper Potus
  09/08/08
John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent ...
narrow-minded property
  09/08/08
Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 2...
Citrine locus old irish cottage
  09/08/08
Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morn...
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
This thread deserves triple digit posts. Journeyman Steve...
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams H...
vibrant cowardly pervert orchestra pit
  09/08/08
Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.
Big clear tanning salon
  09/08/08
Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.
vigorous double fault wagecucks
  09/08/08
Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insu...
Avocado Bawdyhouse French Chef
  09/08/08
Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this com...
jade razzle-dazzle market incel
  09/08/08
Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...
lemon resort
  09/08/08
Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery
naked infuriating lettuce
  09/08/08
Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusel...
Plum mad-dog skullcap
  09/08/08
LOL
Avocado Bawdyhouse French Chef
  09/08/08
'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster ...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality...
jade razzle-dazzle market incel
  09/08/08
BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference i...
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed...
sickened turquoise address private investor
  09/08/08
Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires seriou...
unhinged goyim gaming laptop
  09/08/08
175
heady trust fund space
  09/08/08
Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.
Coral Slap-happy Faggot Firefighter
  09/08/08
Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Moto...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/08/08
Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free
seedy bistre selfie gas station
  09/08/08
Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!
swashbuckling boiling water quadroon
  09/08/08
Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in ...
Drunken striped hyena kitty cat
  09/08/08
Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats
multi-colored piazza new version
  09/08/08
Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of we...
Citrine locus old irish cottage
  09/08/08
Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.
heady trust fund space
  09/08/08
Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers
cyan skinny woman native
  09/08/08
Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within ...
Provocative onyx national
  09/08/08
Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3r...
unhinged goyim gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Kane is able.
Dark stead
  09/08/08
Not bad.
lascivious ticket booth
  09/08/08
thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie B...
Dark stead
  09/08/08
Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" ...
vigorous double fault wagecucks
  09/08/08
Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously http://sports.e...
insane razzmatazz affirmative action
  09/10/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 7th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

TY for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out. good work guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite thread in a WHILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Base Halford

they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Brilliant Roast Beef

don't sell jesse palmer short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: Dun place of business

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: Provocative onyx national

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

http://www.derrich.com/img/jared-lorenzen-nike.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

TradeSports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:44 AM
Author: supple parlour international law enforcement agency

you should do this for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

ty, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Copper Potus

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

JINX!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: Laughsome Brilliant Roast Beef

I cackled like hillary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137554)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: supple parlour international law enforcement agency

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137585)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

This is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Fishy Headpube

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: supple parlour international law enforcement agency

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: saffron thriller friendly grandma messiness

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: supple parlour international law enforcement agency

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: trip dysfunction stain

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Shivering Fear-inspiring Trailer Park

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: Drunken striped hyena kitty cat

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: Provocative onyx national

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: trip dysfunction stain

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: jade razzle-dazzle market incel

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: Shivering Fear-inspiring Trailer Park

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Vivacious Copper Potus

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: Provocative onyx national

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: supple parlour international law enforcement agency

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: Provocative onyx national

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Provocative onyx national

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded property

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: carmine adventurous volcanic crater wrinkle

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: trip dysfunction stain

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Vivacious Copper Potus

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: narrow-minded property

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Citrine locus old irish cottage

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: vibrant cowardly pervert orchestra pit

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: Big clear tanning salon

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: vigorous double fault wagecucks

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Avocado Bawdyhouse French Chef

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: jade razzle-dazzle market incel

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: lemon resort

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: naked infuriating lettuce

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: Plum mad-dog skullcap

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: Avocado Bawdyhouse French Chef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: jade razzle-dazzle market incel

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: sickened turquoise address private investor

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: unhinged goyim gaming laptop

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: heady trust fund space

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Coral Slap-happy Faggot Firefighter

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: seedy bistre selfie gas station

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling boiling water quadroon

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: Drunken striped hyena kitty cat

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: multi-colored piazza new version

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: Citrine locus old irish cottage

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: heady trust fund space

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: cyan skinny woman native

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Provocative onyx national

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: unhinged goyim gaming laptop

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: Dark stead

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious ticket booth

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: Dark stead

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: vigorous double fault wagecucks

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz affirmative action

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)