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  09/07/08
TY for this thread
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out....
cream gay wizard mediation
  09/08/08
I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite t...
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!
mustard sound barrier point
  09/07/08
don't sell jesse palmer short.
lascivious painfully honest step-uncle's house
  09/07/08
Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!
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  09/07/08
Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.
walnut mother
  09/07/08
I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered ...
appetizing patrolman
  09/07/08
Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac! Belichik seek...
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Tim "gets up off the" Couch
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  09/08/08
Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.
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  09/08/08
In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind. http://...
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.
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  09/08/08
Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!
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TradeSports
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Michael Vick studying his parole requirements
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Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator iden...
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Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots sta...
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Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.
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  09/08/08
As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New E...
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
you should do this for a living
pale massive station
  09/08/08
ty, friend
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN
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  09/08/08
Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - hi...
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  09/08/08
She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.
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Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest a...
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  09/08/08
Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.
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  09/08/08
Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet
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  09/08/08
This one was particularly good.
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  09/08/08
Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership ...
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JINX!
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Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!
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Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples...
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
I cackled like hillary
lascivious painfully honest step-uncle's house
  09/08/08
Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airpor...
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ty
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  09/08/08
This is fucking awesome
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
This is my favorite.
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Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Lo...
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damn this was better, I'll edit
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Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.
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  09/08/08
Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!
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  09/08/08
Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he ca...
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Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.
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Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home vide...
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Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Re...
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Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New Engl...
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Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchd...
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
lol wtf 178
pale massive station
  09/08/08
I missed this one. Well played.
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  09/08/08
Genius
Black Parlour
  09/08/08
this is still my favorite
pale massive station
  09/08/08
Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL ...
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That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.
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Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.
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  09/08/08
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Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts...
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Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.
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Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably mor...
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Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.
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Seriously underrated.
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McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?
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Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman
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FUCK. Beat me by three posts.
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Willy Beamen: *pukes*
appetizing patrolman
  09/08/08
Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualt...
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Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit...
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Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD...
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176 for out of box type thinking.
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The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris W...
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Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.
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Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclip...
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Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with ...
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Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and ...
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Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick...
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Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immedi...
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  09/08/08
Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN
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Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.
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Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled b...
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Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but.....
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Tony Banks drops keys to rental car
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Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong
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Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.
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Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right? Leinart: *de...
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Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!
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Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.
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Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusel...
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Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free
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Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.
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Date: September 7th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

TY for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out. good work guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite thread in a WHILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: mustard sound barrier point

they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: lascivious painfully honest step-uncle's house

don't sell jesse palmer short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: walnut mother

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: appetizing patrolman

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: anal 180 set

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

http://www.derrich.com/img/jared-lorenzen-nike.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: aqua resort

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

TradeSports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: aqua resort

Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:44 AM
Author: pale massive station

you should do this for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

ty, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: aqua resort

She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery black woman twinkling uncleanness

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: aqua resort

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: aqua resort

JINX!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: aqua resort

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: lascivious painfully honest step-uncle's house

I cackled like hillary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137554)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: pale massive station

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137585)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

This is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: crusty sinister psychic

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: aqua resort

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: pale massive station

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: aqua resort

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: Black Parlour

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: pale massive station

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: aqua resort

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: aqua resort

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: Wild lettuce plaza

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: aqua resort

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Pearl locus rigpig

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: Swollen bistre party of the first part

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: anal 180 set

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: aqua resort

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: aqua resort

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: Wild lettuce plaza

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: aqua resort

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: Big indecent lay partner

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: Pearl locus rigpig

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Glittery black woman twinkling uncleanness

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: anal 180 set

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: pale massive station

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: anal 180 set

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: aqua resort

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: anal 180 set

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: umber self-centered travel guidebook turdskin

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: aqua resort

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: aqua resort

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling base nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: aqua resort

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: Wild lettuce plaza

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Glittery black woman twinkling uncleanness

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: umber self-centered travel guidebook turdskin

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: appetizing patrolman

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: french slate foreskin locale

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: Pungent wine nursing home legend

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Saffron theater stage

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic Tantric Idiot

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: Big indecent lay partner

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: excitant carmine orchestra pit

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: rose odious garrison

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: canary cerebral den

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: Alcoholic Tantric Idiot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: Big indecent lay partner

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: aqua resort

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: cream gay wizard mediation

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: Hot cuckold

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: sapphire area

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Gaped cracking coldplay fan church building

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing patrolman

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: aqua resort

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: Swollen bistre party of the first part

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: pearly zombie-like school cafeteria prole

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle main people

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: sapphire area

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: Costumed soul-stirring space toaster

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: anal 180 set

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: Hot cuckold

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: Salmon hominid

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly rigor sweet tailpipe

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: Salmon hominid

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: Saffron theater stage

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Magenta hairless indian lodge regret

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)