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ruby charismatic area
  09/07/08
TY for this thread
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i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out....
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I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite t...
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  09/08/08
they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!
Dun hairy legs corner
  09/07/08
don't sell jesse palmer short.
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  09/07/08
Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!
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  09/07/08
Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.
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  09/07/08
I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered ...
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  09/07/08
Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac! Belichik seek...
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Tim "gets up off the" Couch
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  09/08/08
Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.
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In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind. http://...
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Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.
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Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!
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  09/08/08
TradeSports
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  09/08/08
Michael Vick studying his parole requirements
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Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator iden...
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Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots sta...
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Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.
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As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New E...
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you should do this for a living
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ty, friend
Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag
  09/08/08
Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN
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  09/08/08
Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - hi...
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  09/08/08
She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.
frozen kitchen
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Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest a...
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  09/08/08
Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.
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  09/08/08
Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet
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  09/08/08
This one was particularly good.
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  09/08/08
Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership ...
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JINX!
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Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!
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Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples...
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I cackled like hillary
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Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airpor...
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ty
ruby charismatic area
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This is my favorite.
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Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Lo...
ruby charismatic area
  09/08/08
damn this was better, I'll edit
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  09/08/08
Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.
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  09/08/08
Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!
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Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he ca...
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  09/08/08
Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.
frozen kitchen
  09/08/08
Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home vide...
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  09/08/08
Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Re...
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Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New Engl...
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Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchd...
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I missed this one. Well played.
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this is still my favorite
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That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.
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Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.
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Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts...
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Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.
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Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably mor...
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Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.
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Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman
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FUCK. Beat me by three posts.
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Willy Beamen: *pukes*
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Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualt...
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Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD...
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176 for out of box type thinking.
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Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclip...
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Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick...
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Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immedi...
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Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.
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Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!
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Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 7th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: ruby charismatic area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

TY for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out. good work guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite thread in a WHILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: Dun hairy legs corner

they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: Flirting people who are hurt community account

don't sell jesse palmer short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: Crusty property

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: free-loading peach market

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

http://www.derrich.com/img/jared-lorenzen-nike.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

TradeSports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:44 AM
Author: Brass gas station wagecucks

you should do this for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

ty, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: misanthropic soul-stirring nursing home son of senegal

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

JINX!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: Flirting people who are hurt community account

I cackled like hillary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137554)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Brass gas station wagecucks

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137585)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

This is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Sickened electric orchestra pit

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: Brass gas station wagecucks

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious adventurous heaven black woman

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: Brass gas station wagecucks

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: Histrionic house-broken ladyboy

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Chocolate arousing pistol

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: exhilarant menage

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: free-loading peach market

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: Histrionic house-broken ladyboy

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: Lavender ceo step-uncle's house

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: Chocolate arousing pistol

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: misanthropic soul-stirring nursing home son of senegal

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: free-loading peach market

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: Brass gas station wagecucks

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: free-loading peach market

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: free-loading peach market

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Outnumbered lodge preventive strike

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly unholy double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: Histrionic house-broken ladyboy

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: misanthropic soul-stirring nursing home son of senegal

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered lodge preventive strike

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Seedy Mediation

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: chrome laughsome indian lodge sandwich

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: cerise tanning salon genital piercing

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Vivacious state sneaky criminal

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Painfully honest turquoise temple

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: Lavender ceo step-uncle's house

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: Sienna Depressive Affirmative Action

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: Black irradiated library

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: garnet business firm athletic conference

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: Painfully honest turquoise temple

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: Lavender ceo step-uncle's house

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: frozen kitchen

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: ruby charismatic area

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: Mischievous Concupiscible Whorehouse Associate

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: slate rigor senate

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: excitant windowlicker set

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: Erotic Plum Electric Furnace Nowag

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: frozen kitchen

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: exhilarant menage

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: flickering ratface crackhouse

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: Seedy Mediation

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: slate rigor senate

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: Salmon Bbw

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: free-loading peach market

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: Mischievous Concupiscible Whorehouse Associate

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: Out-of-control forum

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Marvelous slimy brunch

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control forum

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: Vivacious state sneaky criminal

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Big Duck-like Garrison Internal Respiration

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)