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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: Yellow senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: laughsome aggressive base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: electric frozen toaster gas station

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





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Author: indigo circlehead bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy forum

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: laughsome aggressive base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

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Author: indigo circlehead bbw

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Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: glittery national security agency

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: indigo circlehead bbw

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: Unhinged carnelian fat ankles corner

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: indigo circlehead bbw

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: crusty citrine area

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: lavender elastic band chapel

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac khaki marketing idea whorehouse

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: crusty citrine area

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: lavender elastic band chapel

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy forum

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: indigo circlehead bbw

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Jade weed whacker stage

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: razzle flatulent foreskin market

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: crusty citrine area

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy forum

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Jade weed whacker stage

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Aqua Dog Poop Stain

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: cordovan wrinkle mediation

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: plum domesticated community account hell

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Titillating Crystalline Casino Legend

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: clear church organic girlfriend

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: scarlet turdskin

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: Hateful Histrionic New Version Office

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: ultramarine jew

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: clear church organic girlfriend

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pit

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: submissive buck-toothed headpube incel

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: sticky umber telephone

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: Odious cumskin tanning salon

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Cowardly angry sweet tailpipe bawdyhouse

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: heady misunderstood reading party therapy

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: mind-boggling mustard center

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac khaki marketing idea whorehouse

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: hairraiser shivering tattoo macaca

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: Aqua Dog Poop Stain

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: Odious cumskin tanning salon

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: brilliant menage

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Costumed Dashing Regret Plaza

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: sticky umber telephone

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: adventurous multi-billionaire

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored trust fund rehab

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: adventurous multi-billionaire

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: Titillating Crystalline Casino Legend

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Aromatic laser beams

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)