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Milky Thriller Hell
  09/07/08
TY for this thread
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out....
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite t...
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!
plum at-the-ready hairy legs
  09/07/08
don't sell jesse palmer short.
peach site tank
  09/07/08
Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  09/07/08
Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.
concupiscible chrome haunted graveyard
  09/07/08
I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered ...
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/07/08
Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac! Belichik seek...
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/07/08
Tim "gets up off the" Couch
Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater
  09/08/08
Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind. http://...
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  09/08/08
Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!
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  09/08/08
TradeSports
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  09/08/08
Michael Vick studying his parole requirements
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  09/08/08
Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator iden...
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  09/08/08
Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots sta...
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  09/08/08
Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New E...
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
you should do this for a living
Zippy crackhouse new version
  09/08/08
ty, friend
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - hi...
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  09/08/08
She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest a...
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  09/08/08
Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.
lemon resort nibblets
  09/08/08
Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
This one was particularly good.
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  09/08/08
Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership ...
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  09/08/08
JINX!
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  09/08/08
Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!
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  09/08/08
Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples...
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  09/08/08
I cackled like hillary
peach site tank
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Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airpor...
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
ty
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
very good
Zippy crackhouse new version
  09/08/08
This is fucking awesome
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
This is my favorite.
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  09/08/08
Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Lo...
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
damn this was better, I'll edit
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  09/08/08
Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!
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  09/08/08
Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he ca...
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  09/08/08
Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home vide...
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  09/08/08
Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Re...
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New Engl...
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchd...
razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel
  09/08/08
lol wtf 178
Zippy crackhouse new version
  09/08/08
I missed this one. Well played.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Genius
Emerald fiercely-loyal box office patrolman
  09/08/08
this is still my favorite
Zippy crackhouse new version
  09/08/08
Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL ...
Vibrant Indian Lodge
  09/08/08
That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.
Insecure gaming laptop
  09/08/08
nice, i laughed
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts...
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  09/08/08
Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.
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  09/08/08
In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info ...
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
underrated.
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  09/08/08
Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably mor...
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Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.
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From Drew Henson's newly edited resume "Experience: ...
Tantric Glassy Stain
  09/08/08
Beautiful
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  09/08/08
Seriously underrated.
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  09/08/08
McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?
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  09/08/08
177
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman
Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater
  09/08/08
FUCK. Beat me by three posts.
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  09/08/08
Willy Beamen: *pukes*
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  09/08/08
Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualt...
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Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit...
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  09/08/08
Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD...
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176 for out of box type thinking.
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  09/08/08
The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris W...
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ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards thro...
Milky Thriller Hell
  09/08/08
surely 225 yards, friend.
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Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.
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Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclip...
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  09/08/08
Beat you to it.
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Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and ...
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  09/08/08
Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immedi...
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Possibly the most credited response thus far
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Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN
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Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on...
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Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.
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  09/08/08
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  10/14/08
Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but.....
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  09/08/08
HaHaHa. This was good.
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Tony Banks drops keys to rental car
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  09/08/08
Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong
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Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.
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  09/08/08
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Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!
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John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent ...
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Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.
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Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.
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Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed...
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  09/08/08
Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires seriou...
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175
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Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Moto...
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  09/08/08
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Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!
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Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats
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Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of we...
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Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers
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Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3r...
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  09/08/08
Kane is able.
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  09/08/08
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  09/08/08
thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie B...
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Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 7th, 2008 10:59 PM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137194)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

TY for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137617)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

i've got to say i'm very happy with how this has turned out. good work guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137631)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

I've been staying off xoxo lately, but this is my favorite thread in a WHILE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137644)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:01 PM
Author: plum at-the-ready hairy legs

they need a substitute stunner. send up david carr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137211)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:10 PM
Author: peach site tank

don't sell jesse palmer short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137246)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:05 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Quincy Carter's phone is ringing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137229)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible chrome haunted graveyard

Unfortunately, he's sleeping through it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137374)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

I heard they have Chris Simms coming in tomorrow. Wondered if they wouldn't try to get Culpepper up there to throw bombs to Moss again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137331)





Date: September 7th, 2008 11:53 PM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Gravediggers working to exhume Elvis Grbac!

Belichik seeking opinions on Ryan Leaf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137385)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:02 AM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

Tim "gets up off the" Couch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137405)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:07 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Aaron Brooks seen in Attleboro Dunkin Donuts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137420)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

In that case, Jared Lorenzen can't be far behind.

http://www.derrich.com/img/jared-lorenzen-nike.jpg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137433)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Akili Smith is warming up his achilles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137429)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Eric Crouch is up to 14 on Intrade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137431)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

TradeSports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137446)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:13 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Michael Vick studying his parole requirements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137444)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:15 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Marcus Vick getting advice on Bay State sexual predator identification laws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137456)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Breaking: DishNetwork signed a deal with future Patriots star Tim Hasselbeck for a set of commercials with brother Matt Hasselbeck. Take that Mannings and Directv!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137457)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Paging Brian Griese. Paging Brian Griese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

As Seasons Change, Ryan Seeks To Turn Over New Leaf In New England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137464)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:44 AM
Author: Zippy crackhouse new version

you should do this for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137531)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:52 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

ty, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137563)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Trent Dilfer tenders resignation after first week with ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137466)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:22 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Warren Moon's beeper just went off. False alarm, though - his baby momma just needs more diapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137468)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:27 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

She better step proper or he'll smack that bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137478)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:29 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Kordell Stewart spotted uttering cadences in Route 95 rest area.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137484)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: lemon resort nibblets

Flutie: Doug Flutie still has that magic arm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137489)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Jeff George dyeing his hair brown and cutting his mullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137490)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

This one was particularly good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137496)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Charlie Batch's agent was spotted at the Hyundai dealership buy a brand new 2009 Genesis for his wife. Ca-ching!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137491)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:34 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

JINX!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137495)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Anthony Wright just seen buying a new hybrid Escalade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137492)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Detmer Brothers Carefully Shaving Each Other's Adam's Apples In Anticipation Of Interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137498)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: peach site tank

I cackled like hillary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137595)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:36 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Troy Aikman sustains concussion after bumping head on airport security gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137501)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:50 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137554)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Zippy crackhouse new version

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137585)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

This is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137623)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

This is my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139111)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:38 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Drew Bledsoe's luggage intercepted by fellow passenger on Logan conveyer belt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137506)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:41 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

damn this was better, I'll edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137513)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Elvis Grbac: Still playing polo on Barbaro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137509)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Scarlet Hot Factory Reset Button Bawdyhouse

Culpepper to Moss! Party like it's 1998!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137517)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Timmy Chang buying all the Kraft Macaroni & Cheese he can find to beef up for Week 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137521)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:45 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Major Applewhite looking into not being a red headed stiff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137539)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Chris Leak making copies of 2007 championship game home video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137546)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:48 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Cleo Lemon being mistaken for former Tigers outfielder in Revere Star Market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137547)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:51 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Jake Plummer can't figure out where the airport for New England is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137561)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:54 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Montana: That's Not a Beer Gut, It's a Gas Tank For a Touchdown Machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137577)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: Zippy crackhouse new version

lol wtf 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137588)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

I missed this one. Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137598)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:35 AM
Author: Emerald fiercely-loyal box office patrolman

Genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138250)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: Zippy crackhouse new version

this is still my favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139462)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:55 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Steve McNair is gunning for the only player ever to win NFL MVP and NFL Comeback POY. Superbowl still not guaranteed, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137580)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

That skinny faggot Dyson fucked him out of hero status.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137587)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:56 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Joey Harrington pissed about being mentioned very late ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137584)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:57 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

nice, i laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137589)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:59 AM
Author: brass self-absorbed theater stage sweet tailpipe

Shaun Alexander hangs tire from tree in his backyard, starts practicing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137594)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:01 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Fellow Shaun, Shaun King practices with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137605)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:02 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

In related news: Belichick desperately seeking contact info for the guy from the Levitra commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137607)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Pearl charismatic home organic girlfriend

underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138325)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:00 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Al Bundy threw 4 TDs in one game for Polk High. Probably more ready than Matt Cassel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137599)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Cade McNown thinks your GF is a 5, at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137613)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:04 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

From Drew Henson's newly edited resume

"Experience: Backing up Tom Brady"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137615)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:05 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Beautiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137618)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 PM
Author: pontificating violent police squad den

Seriously underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138876)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:06 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

McCain: Why not Sarah Palin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137620)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:07 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137632)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:08 AM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

Jason White takes picture of himself by his Heisman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137635)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:11 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

FUCK. Beat me by three posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137650)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Willy Beamen: *pukes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137638)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Breaking News: Flight 666 to Boston has crashed, one casualty confirmed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137640)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:09 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Jason White checking to see if his old knee braces still fit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137641)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:10 AM
Author: brass self-absorbed theater stage sweet tailpipe

Aleksey Vayner slips an 8-page resume and freshly burned DVD into a FedEx overnight envelope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137647)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

176 for out of box type thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137653)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

The Goldstein Bar Mitzvah needs last minute MC after Chris Weinke unexpectedly canceled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137656)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:43 AM
Author: effete church

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138257)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:12 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

ICE writes 'Call me' on a football, slings it 375 yards through an open window straight onto BB's desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137657)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:06 AM
Author: Pearl charismatic home organic girlfriend

surely 225 yards, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138326)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: lemon resort nibblets

Andre Ware is looking to put his Lions past behind him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137661)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Chris Weinke hurries to Patriots HQ before Matt Cassel eclipses his career win mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137662)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:15 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Beat you to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137668)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

Tee Martin leaves voicemail reminding Belichick he won with a team when Manning couldn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137671)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:16 AM
Author: Zippy crackhouse new version

My cousin works at Tallahassee car dealership, says Chris Weinke put in his two weeks' this afternoon.

edit: fuck, i'm third

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137672)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:19 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Rick Mirer watched Rudy on his iTouch for the 34th time and now he's PUMPED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137679)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

I just looked it up in Justia and apparently Chad Hutchinson just legally changed his name to Chad Nueve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137683)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Trent Green seen purchasing Great Gazoo-style helmet at Dick's Sporting Goods, a la former Bills Mark Kelso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137684)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:21 AM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

Brett Favre announces press conference, set to retire immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137688)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Possibly the most credited response thus far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137707)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: puce big mediation theater

Josh Heupel stole his mom's credit card to fly on AIRTRAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137689)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Unlike that pussy Brady, Joe Theismann is willing to play on one good knee. LT's not around still, is he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137696)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:24 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Heath Shuler weary of opressing women's right to choose, thinking of lacing them up again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137697)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:26 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Randall Cunningham fairly certain he can progress to the 2nd read now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137706)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Reminder: James Van Der Beek DOES NOT WANT YOUR LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137710)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:27 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Rob Johnson curls into fetal position after being startled by incoming call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137713)





Date: October 14th, 2008 1:33 PM
Author: frisky lay

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10260507)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Diet Pepsi Machine would have picked up his cell phone but...no hands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137719)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:29 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

HaHaHa. This was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137721)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:30 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Tony Banks drops keys to rental car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137722)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:32 AM
Author: brass self-absorbed theater stage sweet tailpipe

Todd Marinovich begins bench-pressing his 5 foot bong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137729)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:35 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Leinart: Leinart still the better backup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137739)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Underage girls drink in Boston, too. Right?

Leinart: *demands trade*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137759)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: lemon resort nibblets

Bubby Brister can still produce, darn it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137741)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: puce big mediation theater

John Elway tired of being mentioned in same breath as Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, and Mark Rypien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137743)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:37 AM
Author: Irate headpube senate

Jeff Smoker leaves Happy Elms clinic after completing only 21 days of the 28 day program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137746)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:39 AM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Dan Marino caught Ace Ventura: Pet Detective on TV this morning and shed a tear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10137750)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

This thread deserves triple digit posts.

Journeyman Steve DeBerg To Lead Bill's* Boys On Epic Quest To Mediocrity (never forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138069)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:32 AM
Author: shivering tattoo

Frerotte Butts Aside His Critics, Heads to Boston and Rams His Way into Pats' Starting Spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138135)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:39 AM
Author: Amethyst garrison old irish cottage

Steve Grogan sticks his neck out for the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138143)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: stirring casino feces

Sammy Baugh is fueling up his Model T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138197)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Heady bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria

Tommy Maddox answers phone on first ring hoping it's an insurance lead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138198)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:45 AM
Author: effete church

Just when XO couldn't get any worse, a thread likes this comes along to totally redeem it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138258)





Date: September 8th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: Walnut location therapy

Charlie Ward: Fuck, I wish that was the Celtics that called...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138268)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:04 AM
Author: Clear spectacular native

Bud Dry schedules press conference at Boston Brewery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138273)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:09 AM
Author: Adventurous potus

Brady Quinn's on ESPN now, wearing a suit, sweating profusely, and staring awkwardly at the camera waiting for something to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138278)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:36 AM
Author: Heady bat-shit-crazy school cafeteria

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138536)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

'Magic Man' Don Majkowski and Mike Tomczak seen in dumpster behind Foxboro looking for vowels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138279)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:42 AM
Author: effete church

I'm not funny enough to come up with anything of the quality that this thread deserves but i'm going to throw out an as yet unmentioned hero of the gridiron:

BERNIE KOSAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138304)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

BREAKING: Jim Harbaugh holding EMERGENCY press conference in Palo Alto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138305)





Date: September 8th, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: Milky Thriller Hell

Jeff Hofstetler furiously surfing redtube to get up to speed on the latest trends in pornstar facial hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138309)





Date: September 8th, 2008 10:54 AM
Author: Talented underhanded corn cake trump supporter

Leinart: Leinart still the better Trojan who requires serious injuries to starting QB in order to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138421)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: odious rebellious marketing idea

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139108)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:35 AM
Author: Irradiated stage love of her life

Gino Torretta meeting with Diddy's jeweler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138533)





Date: September 8th, 2008 11:42 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Rick and Casey Clausen splitting single room at Endzone Motor Inn to cut costs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138558)





Date: September 8th, 2008 12:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz rusted national security agency chapel

Gruden: Trade For Three Backup QB's, Get Fourth One Free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138681)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Insecure gaming laptop

Tim Rattay VERY ANGRY that you retards forgot him!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138850)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:20 PM
Author: pontificating violent police squad den

Neil O'Donnell is still capable of tossing interceptions in Super Bowls. He deserves a look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138867)





Date: September 8th, 2008 1:28 PM
Author: dark station

Rex Grossman Demands Trade To Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10138905)





Date: September 8th, 2008 2:04 PM
Author: Irate headpube senate

Marcus Vick throws his 14 year old girlfriend, a pound of weed and his glock in a duffel bag, boards a bus for the northeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139039)





Date: September 8th, 2008 3:05 PM
Author: odious rebellious marketing idea

Bubby Brister makes beeline for airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139245)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: Harsh business firm rigpig

Danny Wuerffel thanks God for answered prayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139550)





Date: September 8th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Racy greedy boistinker volcanic crater

Chris Rix calls 411, asks for all Greyhound listings within walking distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139562)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:14 PM
Author: Talented underhanded corn cake trump supporter

Daunte Culpepper starts getting into game shape, declines 3rd trip to buffet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139911)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: Fragrant hospital jewess

Kane is able.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139921)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Indian Lodge

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139954)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: Fragrant hospital jewess

thanks, I was torn between going Joe Kane, steaming Willie Beamin or Johnny Utah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10140021)





Date: September 8th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: stirring casino feces

Archie Manning spay paints "looters will be shot" on the plywood over his windows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10139931)





Date: September 10th, 2008 12:32 AM
Author: Tantric Glassy Stain

Logan Airport traffic drops precipitously

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3578287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=853505&forum_id=2#10144481)