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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
motley flesh public bath persian
  10/01/08
...
cordovan piazza faggotry
  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
Cerebral Ape
  10/01/08
167
Diverse national
  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
cordovan piazza faggotry
  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
spruce indirect expression base
  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
motley flesh public bath persian
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
Diverse national
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
overrated azn parlor
  10/01/08
I laughed.
Cyan Razzle Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
Sickened slate ceo
  10/01/08
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
Diverse national
  10/01/08
nice
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
174
Claret Cuck Pit
  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
haha
Diverse national
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
Electric Impressive Circlehead
  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
Glittery Crackhouse
  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
i like this
motley flesh public bath persian
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
very good
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
very nice
frozen citrine hairy legs
  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
Diverse national
  10/01/08
excellent
Learning disabled bawdyhouse
  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
tldr
Electric Impressive Circlehead
  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea
  10/01/08
That's great.
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
180
Cyan Razzle Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
Racy Fanboi Church
  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
aromatic toaster
  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
spruce indirect expression base
  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes
  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
khaki nowag
  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
flirting flatulent corner
  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
territorial honey-headed coffee pot
  10/01/08
wow. 180
Garnet Bonkers Sweet Tailpipe
  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
frozen citrine hairy legs
  10/01/08
ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entir...
Cerebral Ape
  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
Ebony Appetizing Pervert
  10/01/08
This is made even better by being sandwiched between many un...
bateful umber telephone den
  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
chocolate balding hell potus
  10/01/08
truly sublime
Painfully Honest Sepia University Mexican
  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
motley flesh public bath persian
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
cordovan piazza faggotry
  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xox...
Swashbuckling fear-inspiring psychic
  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
Sable cruise ship
  10/01/08
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in lif...
Vivacious up-to-no-good plaza famous landscape painting
  10/01/08
174
Spectacular Hissy Fit
  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
territorial honey-headed coffee pot
  10/01/08
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think ...
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
Well played.
territorial honey-headed coffee pot
  10/01/08
great thread.
Autistic mediation
  10/01/08
Great moniker.
chrome digit ratio field
  10/01/08
ty
Autistic mediation
  10/01/08
Classic
chrome digit ratio field
  10/30/08


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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: motley flesh public bath persian

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: cordovan piazza faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Cerebral Ape

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: Diverse national

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: cordovan piazza faggotry

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: spruce indirect expression base

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: motley flesh public bath persian

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Diverse national

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: overrated azn parlor

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: Cyan Razzle Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: Sickened slate ceo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Diverse national

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: Claret Cuck Pit

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Diverse national

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Electric Impressive Circlehead

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: Glittery Crackhouse

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: motley flesh public bath persian

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: frozen citrine hairy legs

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Diverse national

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Learning disabled bawdyhouse

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Electric Impressive Circlehead

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Chartreuse beady-eyed selfie marketing idea

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Cyan Razzle Parlour International Law Enforcement Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Racy Fanboi Church

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: aromatic toaster

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: spruce indirect expression base

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: unhinged soul-stirring useless brakes

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: khaki nowag

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: flirting flatulent corner

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: territorial honey-headed coffee pot

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: Garnet Bonkers Sweet Tailpipe

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: frozen citrine hairy legs

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Ape

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: Ebony Appetizing Pervert

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: bateful umber telephone den

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: chocolate balding hell potus

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Sepia University Mexican

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: motley flesh public bath persian

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: cordovan piazza faggotry

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling fear-inspiring psychic

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: Sable cruise ship

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious up-to-no-good plaza famous landscape painting

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: Spectacular Hissy Fit

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: territorial honey-headed coffee pot

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: territorial honey-headed coffee pot

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Autistic mediation

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Autistic mediation

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: chrome digit ratio field

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)