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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM Author: concupiscible circlehead
i'm sympathetic to her on this one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM Author: khaki kitty
i liked this.
palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM Author: concupiscible circlehead
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM Author: Amethyst Rigpig
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."
Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"
Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM Author: exhilarant bbw
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"
"Ha! We won, didn't we?"
"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM Author: khaki kitty
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM Author: hilarious really tough guy
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM Author: exhilarant bbw
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM Author: aquamarine magical parlour
OK, OK ..
Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"
.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM Author: hilarious really tough guy
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?
Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.
Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn
Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: pea-brained cream stage feces
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM Author: exhilarant bbw
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.
Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM Author: khaki kitty
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM Author: khaki kitty
*Fast Forward to 2010*
Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?
Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.
Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.
Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.
Interviewer: So now, you're...
Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM Author: Amethyst Rigpig
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.
Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."
McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."
Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."
McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."
Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"
McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."
GEICO. Real service. Real savings.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM Author: Harsh Range Elastic Band
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.
JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM Author: house-broken tattoo reading party
wow.
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM Author: Odious Chartreuse School Cafeteria Clown
180
if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM Author: concupiscible circlehead
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM Author: hilarious really tough guy
McCain on Palin:
Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her record was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion
we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad
Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone
Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card
If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com
I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM Author: Azure comical abode
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM Author: thriller dull halford
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM Author: Bearded associate
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"
McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.
"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"
McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.
"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"
Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.
"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM Author: Harsh Range Elastic Band
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM Author: hilarious really tough guy
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?
Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.
Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.
Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...
Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?
Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.
Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?
Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM Author: internet-worthy lilac site boiling water
great thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673) |
Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM Author: hilarious really tough guy
Classic
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280) |
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