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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
Heady school multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
...
vibrant corn cake
  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
Adventurous obsidian roast beef
  10/01/08
167
Floppy forum foreskin
  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
vibrant corn cake
  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
Cobalt Office
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
Shivering Sooty Reading Party
  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
Heady school multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
Floppy forum foreskin
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
stubborn bright mad cow disease
  10/01/08
I laughed.
vigorous arrogant famous landscape painting
  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
yapping voyeur
  10/01/08
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
Floppy forum foreskin
  10/01/08
nice
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
174
Pale Hairraiser Corner Useless Brakes
  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
haha
Floppy forum foreskin
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
Peach contagious striped hyena nibblets
  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
Balding Insanely Creepy Kitchen Clown
  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
i like this
Heady school multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
very good
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
very nice
glittery honey-headed twinkling uncleanness menage
  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
Cobalt Office
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
Floppy forum foreskin
  10/01/08
excellent
Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig
  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
tldr
Peach contagious striped hyena nibblets
  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
Cobalt Office
  10/01/08
That's great.
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
180
vigorous arrogant famous landscape painting
  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
orchid principal's office french chef
  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
Vivacious stage generalized bond
  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
Shivering Sooty Reading Party
  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground
  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
Dun public bath
  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
Provocative pearly crackhouse
  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
Gold scourge upon the earth plaza
  10/01/08
wow. 180
duck-like motley heaven
  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
glittery honey-headed twinkling uncleanness menage
  10/01/08
ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entir...
Adventurous obsidian roast beef
  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
Amber Appetizing Gas Station
  10/01/08
This is made even better by being sandwiched between many un...
azure cuckold
  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
aromatic startled idea he suggested boistinker
  10/01/08
truly sublime
drunken marvelous bawdyhouse skinny woman
  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
Heady school multi-billionaire
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
vibrant corn cake
  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xox...
mahogany sanctuary sweet tailpipe
  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
Tantric electric furnace hall
  10/01/08
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in lif...
Milky athletic conference
  10/01/08
174
Spectacular pungent psychic
  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
Gold scourge upon the earth plaza
  10/01/08
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think ...
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
Well played.
Gold scourge upon the earth plaza
  10/01/08
great thread.
Claret galvanic lodge
  10/01/08
Great moniker.
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/01/08
ty
Claret galvanic lodge
  10/01/08
Classic
walnut razzle-dazzle range
  10/30/08


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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Heady school multi-billionaire

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: vibrant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Adventurous obsidian roast beef

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: Floppy forum foreskin

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: vibrant corn cake

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: Cobalt Office

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Shivering Sooty Reading Party

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: Heady school multi-billionaire

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Floppy forum foreskin

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: stubborn bright mad cow disease

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous arrogant famous landscape painting

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: yapping voyeur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy forum foreskin

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: Pale Hairraiser Corner Useless Brakes

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Floppy forum foreskin

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Peach contagious striped hyena nibblets

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: Balding Insanely Creepy Kitchen Clown

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: Heady school multi-billionaire

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed twinkling uncleanness menage

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Cobalt Office

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Floppy forum foreskin

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia well-lubricated shrine rigpig

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Peach contagious striped hyena nibblets

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Cobalt Office

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: vigorous arrogant famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: orchid principal's office french chef

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious stage generalized bond

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: Shivering Sooty Reading Party

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: Racy Sable Macaca Hunting Ground

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: Dun public bath

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: Provocative pearly crackhouse

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: Gold scourge upon the earth plaza

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: duck-like motley heaven

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: glittery honey-headed twinkling uncleanness menage

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Adventurous obsidian roast beef

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: Amber Appetizing Gas Station

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: azure cuckold

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: aromatic startled idea he suggested boistinker

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: drunken marvelous bawdyhouse skinny woman

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Heady school multi-billionaire

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: vibrant corn cake

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: mahogany sanctuary sweet tailpipe

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: Tantric electric furnace hall

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: Milky athletic conference

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: Spectacular pungent psychic

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: Gold scourge upon the earth plaza

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: Gold scourge upon the earth plaza

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Claret galvanic lodge

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Claret galvanic lodge

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle range

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)