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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM Author: passionate insanely creepy stead mexican
i'm sympathetic to her on this one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM Author: Glittery persian lay
i liked this.
palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM Author: passionate insanely creepy stead mexican
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM Author: dashing high-end yarmulke alpha
Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."
Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"
Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM Author: Charcoal Kitchen
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"
"Ha! We won, didn't we?"
"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM Author: Glittery persian lay
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM Author: odious turdskin piazza
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM Author: Charcoal Kitchen
I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM Author: Laughsome whorehouse
OK, OK ..
Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"
.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM Author: odious turdskin piazza
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?
Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.
Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn
Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Cheese-eating philosopher-king sanctuary
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM Author: Charcoal Kitchen
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.
Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM Author: Glittery persian lay
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)
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Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM Author: Glittery persian lay
*Fast Forward to 2010*
Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?
Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.
Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.
Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.
Interviewer: So now, you're...
Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM Author: dashing high-end yarmulke alpha
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.
Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."
McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."
Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."
McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."
Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"
McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."
GEICO. Real service. Real savings.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM Author: Sooty Gaped Church
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.
JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM Author: ruddy talented multi-billionaire
wow.
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745) |
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Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM Author: orchid twinkling uncleanness
180
if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM Author: passionate insanely creepy stead mexican
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM Author: odious turdskin piazza
McCain on Palin:
Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her record was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion
we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad
Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone
Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card
If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com
I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM Author: Olive Foreskin
someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM Author: Arousing pit doctorate
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM Author: topaz marvelous love of her life theater stage
"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"
McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.
"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"
McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.
"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"
Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.
"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM Author: Sooty Gaped Church
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM Author: odious turdskin piazza
Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?
Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.
Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.
Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...
Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference
Palin: In what respect, Charlie?
Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?
Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.
Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?
Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846) |
Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM Author: carmine university chad
great thread.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673) |
Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM Author: odious turdskin piazza
Classic
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280) |
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