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Latest Palin Gaffe: Thinks Pizza Is Delivery When Its Digiorno's

i'm sympathetic to her on this one
Diverse Church Mood
  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who h...
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
i liked this. palin falling for stupid advertising schticks...
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  10/01/08
Palin can't believe it's not butter?
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  10/01/08
Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads...
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance
aromatic hall mother
  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actu...
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess...
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  10/01/08
...
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Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Mil...
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So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.
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  10/01/08
Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple ...
Diverse Church Mood
  10/01/08
Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we...
Chestnut anal space legend
  10/01/08
Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep t...
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  10/01/08
I laughed.
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  10/01/08
Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.
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  10/01/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0
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Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she i...
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!" &qu...
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  10/01/08
Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get V...
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  10/01/08
haha
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  10/01/08
Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's B...
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I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the As...
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  10/01/08
OK, OK .. Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!...
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  10/01/08
actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remembe...
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  10/01/08
Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can...
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i like this
Diverse Church Mood
  10/01/08
Classic. You expanded the genre.
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  10/01/08
very good
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  10/01/08
very nice
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  10/01/08
Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies
aromatic hall mother
  10/01/08
Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have ...
maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder
  10/01/08
Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the ec...
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy'...
maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder
  10/01/08
Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing ...
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
*Fast Forward to 2010* Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all re...
Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye
  10/01/08
FATALITY!
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  10/01/08
Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson...
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  10/01/08
excellent
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  10/01/08
HOLY FUCK this is good.
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  10/01/08
tldr
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  10/01/08
TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated...
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  10/01/08
i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here
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  10/01/08
M-M-M-MONSTER KILL
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  10/01/08
RAAMPAGE!
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  10/01/08
RUNNING RIOT
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  10/01/08
this was very good. you're a top poster.
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  10/01/08
WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is ...
Umber Market
  10/01/08
wow. 180
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  10/01/08
180 if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it wo...
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
Email this to Lorne Michaels.
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.
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  10/01/08
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  10/01/08
Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning...
Diverse Church Mood
  10/01/08
fuck, I totally forgot about this.
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  10/01/08
McCain on Palin: Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me...
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  10/01/08
Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "f...
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  10/30/08
Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.
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  10/01/08
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Date: October 1st, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Diverse Church Mood

i'm sympathetic to her on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217180)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:20 AM
Author: appetizing pungent prole generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217365)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Godawful Aqua Location

stop making light of her idiocy. she's a fucking idiot who has no place anywhere near the presidency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217366)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:28 AM
Author: Chestnut anal space legend

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217374)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:38 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

i liked this.

palin falling for stupid advertising schticks should be a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217391)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: appetizing pungent prole generalized bond

Palin can't believe it's not butter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217411)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:50 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Palin didn't know her husband owns boat, jetski, RV... leads to embarassing gaffe at Progressive Insurance store.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217420)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:49 AM
Author: aromatic hall mother

Palin can't figure out how to change her car insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217418)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:53 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Latest Palin gaffe: orders a 64 calorie margarita

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217425)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:55 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Palin didnt realize that "Windows Mojave" was actually just Vista.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217427)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:56 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Palin uses *Other* brand's paper towels, just makes the mess worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217428)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217435)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Palin was under investigation for firing the nonpartisan Miller Lite Beer Commissioner for having a one-night stand with Todd's whore sister and not calling the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217440)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: house-broken soul-stirring parlor liquid oxygen

So easy, a Sarah Palin can do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217506)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:57 AM
Author: Diverse Church Mood

Latest Palin Gaffe: Cuts funding for Sunny D, keeps 'purple stuff' in fridge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217429)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Chestnut anal space legend

Sunny D's got solar energy, a vital alternative fuel, and we import almost 70% of our purple stuff from the Middle East.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217437)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: floppy effete coldplay fan

Please, we all know that Obama is much more likely to keep the purple stuff in the fridge. That's grape drink, homey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217463)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: Coiffed site gay wizard

I laughed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217514)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

Wow, the hidden racism of the Sunny D campaign revealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217521)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: razzle drunken nursing home

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZRAuRX9Ie0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218685)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:58 AM
Author: Chestnut anal space legend

Biden: "My opponent has clearly demonstrated that she is not ready to face the complex national issues that the next administration will have to deal with."

Moderator: "Gov. Palin, your response?"

Palin: "Well, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217432)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217434)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse passionate lodge

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217503)





Date: October 1st, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

"John, John, wake up, wake up! Great news!"

"Ha! We won, didn't we?"

"No, Obama won, but I saved a ton on car insurance!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217433)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Latest Palin gaffe: only had retard child so she could get Volkswagen Routan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217439)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Chestnut anal space legend

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217441)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:04 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Sarah Palin put her retard son up for adoption thru eBay's But It Now service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217446)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

I also endorse having an ask Sarah Palin thread. Like the Ask Valen thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217447)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: boyish opaque locale codepig

OK, OK ..

Sarah Palin goes: "Please pass the jelly!!!!!"

.. (only it's not jelly, it's "All Fruit.") LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217456)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:28 PM
Author: Cobalt center

actually, this is pretty fucking awesome - because i remember the commercial you are speaking of. that stupid fucking hick watching the allfruit getting passed back and forth and finally in exasperated tone says "can you puhleeez payass the jaley."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218810)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Couric: To clear up some confusion Americans might have, can you tell us where you're supposed to apply HeadOn?

Palin: Oh, gosh, I've used HeadOn before and I applied it everywhere.

Couric: Yes, but can you name a PARTICULAR part of your anatomy where you applied HeadOn

Palin: You know, I exactly did what the commercial said and applied it directly. All over, Katie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217458)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:12 AM
Author: Diverse Church Mood

i like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217460)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

Classic. You expanded the genre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217462)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

very good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217465)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful narrow-minded potus stead

very nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217760)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: aromatic hall mother

Palin refers to fig newtons as cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217467)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:16 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

Gibson: What do you think of the Burger King doctrine, have it your way?

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Gibson: The Burg....the idea that you can have your burger your way.

Palin: I am so proud of what the King has done, having it your way, burgers and fries are American, a dream that we share here in America, but it's the healthcare that job creation entails that we need to be concerned about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217474)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Palin: we need Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers to shore up the economy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217488)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:33 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

The Junior Bacon, with the Cheese that burgers, our economy's sound but so satisfying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217525)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:17 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

Palin shows up to hip-hop graffiti skateboard break-dancing party hosted by her group of young mixed-race friends, but she brings *Burger King*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217477)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

*Fast Forward to 2010*

Interviewer: Miss Palin, we all remember your fateful run for the vice-presidency. Can you please describe where it all went wrong?

Palin: well, as you may recall, someone hacked into my yahoo e-mail account.

Interviewer: Yes, i remember that.

Palin: well, I failed to go to free credit report dot com, so I didn't see this coming at me like an atom bomb.

Interviewer: So now, you're...

Palin: ...dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant..... yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217493)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:23 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

FATALITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217498)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:26 AM
Author: Chestnut anal space legend

Sarah Palin is a GEICO customer, not a campaign spokesperson. So, to help her, we hired a spokesperson for her.

Palin: "I support going into Pakistan if it keeps America safe."

McCain: "She doesn't support going into Pakistan just like that. That's not something you just announce out loud."

Palin: "The windfall profits tax on oil companies has been great for Alaska."

McCain: "We don't believe a windfall profits tax is the right approach."

Palin: "What does the vice-president even do?"

McCain: "She's more than ready to be vice-president."

GEICO. Real service. Real savings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217507)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: Stimulating hyperventilating foreskin round eye

excellent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217510)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

HOLY FUCK this is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217511)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:28 AM
Author: boyish opaque locale codepig

tldr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217512)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: aromatic hall mother

TITCR. i need CNN style bullet points over that long post!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217522)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:30 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

That's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217515)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:32 AM
Author: Coiffed site gay wizard

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217519)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: mint well-lubricated brethren abode

I think the above "FATALITY" ought to be relocated here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217528)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:37 AM
Author: ivory racy state electric furnace

i think FLAWLESS VICTORY is appropriate here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217533)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:38 AM
Author: house-broken soul-stirring parlor liquid oxygen

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217536)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:43 AM
Author: maroon sexy theater stage mental disorder

RAAMPAGE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217551)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:05 PM
Author: 180 hell

RUNNING RIOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218759)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:57 AM
Author: Hairraiser Obsidian Ladyboy

this was very good. you're a top poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217662)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:52 PM
Author: Umber Market

WTF is wrong with you people? This isn't that good. It is average at best.

JUST KIDDING. IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! WELL DONE! 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217738)





Date: October 1st, 2008 12:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed puppy

wow.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217745)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:05 PM
Author: Bateful narrow-minded potus stead

180

if you made a vid of this and put it on youtube it would be swwwt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217764)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Godawful Aqua Location

ricockulous. you've just changed my opinion about this entire thread, total paradigm shift.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217774)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Author: geriatric mad cow disease

Email this to Lorne Michaels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217808)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: emerald boiling water lay

This is made even better by being sandwiched between many unfunny entries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217850)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: Slate blood rage

EMAIL THIS TO THE KIKES AT SNL. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218677)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plum multi-billionaire giraffe

truly sublime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218807)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:35 AM
Author: Diverse Church Mood

Upon her initial meeting with Sen. Barack Obama this morning, Gov. Sarah Palin attempted to "TRADE IN [HER] BREAKFAST FOR A DANNON FRUSION SMOOOOOOOTHAAAAYYYYYY." Obama stood silent, nonplussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217529)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:41 AM
Author: appetizing pungent prole generalized bond

fuck, I totally forgot about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217545)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:53 AM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

McCain on Palin:

Well I got me me my dream girl, I got me my dream girl

But she didn’t tell me her record was bad

So now instead of living in a pleasant white mansion

we’re living in the shadow at Malia Ann's mom and dad

Though she can't get be left alone for an interview phone

Just because my girl put "Professional Pitbull" on some old business card

If we’d gone to freeVPvettingreport.com

I’d be a happy sailor with a Jew and win by a yard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217568)





Date: October 1st, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: rambunctious cracking chapel

someone should email this thread to ben smith and see if xoxo gets a shout out on politico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217581)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:06 AM
Author: Honey-headed dragon school cafeteria

Palin insists that the McCain campaign's tactics are "fully clean," despite her earlier admission that they are not "Zest-Fully Clean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217594)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:53 AM
Author: heady people who are hurt plaza

"It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life"

McCain watches Katie Couric interview and hangs his head.

"With Mentos fresh and full of Life!

Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool"

McCain pops a Mentos and comes up with a brilliant idea. Cut to Palin resigning to spend time with her family.

"With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!!!"

Cut to McCain and Romney in inaugural parade, each popping a Mentos.

"Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!

Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217649)





Date: October 30th, 2008 1:45 PM
Author: comical wrinkle clown

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309524)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: Umber Market

Palin's retort: Being VP? So easy, a caveman could do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217769)





Date: October 1st, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Coors Light guy: Sarah, Sarah, over here. What do you think of the new Coors Light beer labels that turn blue when your beer is refreshingly cold?

Palin: There is a plan and that that plan is God's plan.

Coors Light guy: Yeah, the crisp Rockie Mountain taste of Coors Light is pretty heavenly.

Palin: It’s time that a normal Joe Six-Pack American is...

Coors Light guy: Oh actually, we only have five left - not six. Ole Charlie over here chugged one on the way to the press conference

Palin: In what respect, Charlie?

Coors Light guy: Relax, relax. We saved one for you and Bristol. She wants one, right?

Palin: Thanks, but no thanks.

Coors Light guy: What? Why not? What is she pregnant or something?

Palin: This is all about gotcha journalism. But that's okay too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217846)





Date: October 1st, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: Umber Market

Well played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10217899)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: Clear provocative field persian

great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218673)





Date: October 1st, 2008 6:55 PM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218732)





Date: October 1st, 2008 7:27 PM
Author: Clear provocative field persian

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10218809)





Date: October 30th, 2008 12:29 PM
Author: painfully honest crawly bbw

Classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=863431&forum_id=2#10309280)