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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 10/03/04 |
| Impertinent Galvanic Death Wish Party Of The First Part | 10/03/04 |
| walnut business firm ratface | 10/03/04 |
| Hyperventilating spot | 02/06/05 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 02/06/05 |
| Hyperventilating spot | 02/06/05 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 02/06/05 |
| Razzle-dazzle Legal Warrant | 07/31/05 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 10/03/04 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 10/08/04 |
| irradiated address digit ratio | 10/08/04 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 10/08/04 |
| irradiated address digit ratio | 10/08/04 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 10/08/04 |
| irradiated address digit ratio | 10/08/04 |
| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 02/06/05 |
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| razzle national | 02/06/05 |
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| Deep Maniacal Trailer Park | 07/31/05 |
| wild chapel | 01/23/06 |
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| wild chapel | 02/14/06 |
| wild chapel | 05/23/06 |
| duck-like pervert | 05/23/06 |
| Bearded chartreuse parlor | 03/05/07 |
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| yellow provocative mood | 03/06/07 |
| Bearded chartreuse parlor | 03/06/07 |
| cerebral stead tattoo | 04/03/07 |
| Bat shit crazy supple locus patrolman | 04/03/07 |
| Bearded chartreuse parlor | 05/31/07 |
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| cerebral stead tattoo | 07/17/07 |
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| glassy excitant keepsake machete | 07/17/07 |
| cerebral stead tattoo | 07/17/07 |
| Vibrant Lettuce Locale | 04/22/08 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Impertinent Galvanic Death Wish Party Of The First Part Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: walnut business firm ratface HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Hyperventilating spot you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Hyperventilating spot well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Legal Warrant Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: irradiated address digit ratio Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: irradiated address digit ratio Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: irradiated address digit ratio :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: razzle national we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: wild chapel bump for weiner banging afs rammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:08 PM Author: charismatic talking garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891822) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: wild chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: wild chapel bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: duck-like pervert *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Bearded chartreuse parlor take note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: Deep Maniacal Trailer Park I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: yellow provocative mood frfly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7717152) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: Bearded chartreuse parlor i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:59 PM Author: cerebral stead tattoo ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7867920) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Bat shit crazy supple locus patrolman Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: Bearded chartreuse parlor Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: Light Histrionic Famous Landscape Painting Site Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: cerebral stead tattoo noftalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399843) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: exhilarant lavender resort fmafhing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399845) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: glassy excitant keepsake machete Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: cerebral stead tattoo lurked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399858) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: Vibrant Lettuce Locale Preftige bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#9668814) |