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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Brass corn cake After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Bossy anal casino chad Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: offensive arousing dysfunction HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Vibrant Sick Azn you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Brass corn cake That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Vibrant Sick Azn well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Brass corn cake Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: supple stage dragon Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: Brass corn cake Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: Brass corn cake Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: ocher excitant foreskin Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Brass corn cake This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: ocher excitant foreskin Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: Brass corn cake Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: ocher excitant foreskin :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: Brass corn cake Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: Brass corn cake For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: passionate patrolman we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Brass corn cake I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Brass corn cake Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: Talented Navy Preventive Strike Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Talented Navy Preventive Strike Idea He Suggested bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Appetizing Main People Boltzmann *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: impertinent pocket flask field take note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: Brass corn cake I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: impertinent pocket flask field i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Carmine Spot Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: impertinent pocket flask field Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: Aromatic Black Forum Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: wonderful weed whacker trailer park Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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