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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
| abnormal sandwich field | 10/03/04 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Mewling Stirring Lodge Pisswyrm Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: abusive vivacious nowag wagecucks HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: twisted gold legal warrant alpha you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: abnormal sandwich field That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: twisted gold legal warrant alpha well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: abnormal sandwich field Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Jet-lagged bossy dog poop shrine Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: Alcoholic high-end office Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: Alcoholic high-end office Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: Alcoholic high-end office :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: abnormal sandwich field Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: abnormal sandwich field For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: Adventurous place of business heaven we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: abnormal sandwich field I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: light tank garrison bump for weiner banging afs rammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: light tank garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: light tank garrison bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: abnormal sandwich field I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: supple chest-beating stag film azn i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: supple chest-beating stag film azn Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: charismatic ruddy box office Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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