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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Greedy Jew Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Mahogany therapy HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Arousing gaping casino you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Arousing gaping casino well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: useless doctorate Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: glittery plum pisswyrm cuck Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: glittery plum pisswyrm cuck Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: Nofapping Pea-brained Dilemma I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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