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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
| Pungent supple ticket booth | 10/03/04 |
| Cocky nubile lodge | 10/03/04 |
| Nofapping very tactful giraffe center | 10/03/04 |
| autistic arrogant pocket flask son of senegal | 02/06/05 |
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| Bearded ebony travel guidebook orchestra pit | 07/31/05 |
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| Tan Spot Patrolman | 04/03/07 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Cocky nubile lodge Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Nofapping very tactful giraffe center HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: autistic arrogant pocket flask son of senegal you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: autistic arrogant pocket flask son of senegal well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: Bearded ebony travel guidebook orchestra pit Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: violet university Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: violet university Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: violet university :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: Cordovan genital piercing we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: Hateful reading party bump for weiner banging afs rammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:08 PM Author: Duck-like fortuitous meteor church 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891822) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: Hateful reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Hateful reading party bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: Comical native *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: unhinged aggressive stain stage take note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: Pungent supple ticket booth I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: cerise partner frfly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7717152) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: unhinged aggressive stain stage i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:59 PM Author: yapping rambunctious field ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7867920) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Tan Spot Patrolman Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: unhinged aggressive stain stage Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: Fear-inspiring razzmatazz indian lodge Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: yapping rambunctious field noftalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399843) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: Racy telephone school fmafhing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399845) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: slap-happy antidepressant drug double fault Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: yapping rambunctious field lurked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399858) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: medicated boiling water Preftige bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#9668814) |