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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
| boyish generalized bond field | 10/03/04 |
| laughsome parlor cuck | 10/03/04 |
| Shaky Pea-brained Foreskin | 10/03/04 |
| Cobalt Passionate Heaven | 02/06/05 |
| boyish generalized bond field | 02/06/05 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: laughsome parlor cuck Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Shaky Pea-brained Foreskin HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Cobalt Passionate Heaven you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: boyish generalized bond field That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Cobalt Passionate Heaven well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: boyish generalized bond field Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: chartreuse faggot firefighter Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: confused contagious box office Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: confused contagious box office Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: confused contagious box office :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: boyish generalized bond field Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: boyish generalized bond field For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: Territorial Site Pocket Flask we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: boyish generalized bond field I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: Glittery milky dilemma bump for weiner banging afs rammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:08 PM Author: violent ocher stage jap 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891822) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: Glittery milky dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: Glittery milky dilemma bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: Gold Lay Kitty *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Marvelous navy mexican weed whacker take note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: boyish generalized bond field I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: twisted selfie circlehead frfly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7717152) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: Marvelous navy mexican weed whacker i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:59 PM Author: chrome crackhouse chad ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7867920) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: Dashing Trump Supporter Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: Marvelous navy mexican weed whacker Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: thriller market Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: chrome crackhouse chad noftalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399843) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: Coiffed Theater Pozpig fmafhing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399845) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: Iridescent chest-beating address Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: chrome crackhouse chad lurked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399858) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: swashbuckling rusted factory reset button personal credit line Preftige bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#9668814) |