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****Revifed 18th Century Englifh Trolling Rules****
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 3:12 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy After giving the Declaration of Independence a good, close read, I realized that we've been doing this incorrectly. There are some modifications necessary, and they are outlined as follows:
1. The olde-English "s" *can* be used at the beginning of a word. In fact, this seems like the common, but not required, usage.
2. When a double "s" appears, the first "s" is always written in olde-English style, and the second "s" never is.
3. As always, an olde-English "s" can never be used at the end of a word, or in place of a capital "S". Also, individual "s"'s in the middle of a word are, as always, discretionary.
So, the following sentence is correct, with the third "s" in "Massachusetts", the first "s" in "colonists", the "s" in "against," and the "s" in "Jefferson" being discretionary, and the "s" in "statement" written in its common, but not required, form:
"Stupidly, the colonifts in Mafsachufetts ifsued a ftatement againft Thomas Jefferfon." |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Hyperventilating cruise ship sound barrier Hahaha!
Jizz just came out of my nose! |
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Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:47 PM Author: french white deer antler therapy HUFZAH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431716) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:43 AM Author: Cocky Brunch you fag, you criticized me for ufing an olde english s at the beginning of a word. feel filly now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072452) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:45 AM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy That was before the Revifed Rules.
Edit: Why are you calling me a "sag"? |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Cocky Brunch well played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072489) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Thank ye kindly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072537) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:44 PM Author: navy mind-boggling menage Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462477) |
Date: October 3rd, 2004 9:14 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Ye olde bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1431535) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 6:58 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Bump for netequevaris.
*ftab ftab* |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:10 PM Author: Tan unholy athletic conference prole Did Derek teach you how to speak with a lifp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458471) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:12 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy This is how Ben Franklin fpoke, you ftupid prieft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458486) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:14 PM Author: Tan unholy athletic conference prole Was he, like Julius Casear, every woman's husband and every man's wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458499) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:18 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Well, he did take over France and was stabbed by a jealous priest. So, kinda. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458526) |
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Date: October 8th, 2004 7:21 PM Author: Tan unholy athletic conference prole :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#1458547) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:36 AM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Jolly goode bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072368) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:41 AM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy For a fine example of proper 18th Century Englifh, see the firft poft of this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=123688&mc=27&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:49 AM Author: Razzle cobalt principal's office degenerate we fhould legiflate this into xoxo bylaws (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072525) |
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Date: February 6th, 2005 12:50 AM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy I'll afk Rachmiel to make it into a permanent fticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#2072535) |
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Date: July 31st, 2005 11:40 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy Bump for nafcjacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#3462424) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:07 PM Author: chrome hilarious boistinker pocket flask bump for weiner banging afs rammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891812) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2006 1:08 PM Author: provocative spruce hall scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#4891822) |
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Date: February 14th, 2006 10:47 AM Author: chrome hilarious boistinker pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5083670) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:44 PM Author: chrome hilarious boistinker pocket flask bump for homerjsimpson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838890) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2006 3:49 PM Author: Lavender startled school cafeteria *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#5838906) |
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Date: March 5th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: vigorous private investor corn cake take note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7714331) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: insecure diverse place of business puppy I too mifs 18th century Englifh. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7716983) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 2:25 PM Author: Fuchsia Stead Love Of Her Life frfly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7717152) |
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Date: March 6th, 2007 3:43 PM Author: vigorous private investor corn cake i had to bump this thread fo fomeone would get this parody, fince it's been fo long.
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=590700 |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Useless spectacular brethren ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7867920) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2007 8:29 PM Author: greedy saffron school toilet seat Excellent and well-timed bump. This board is declining quickly. I fear the poors and other unpreftigious people are being drawn here, what with all the recent media attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#7868095) |
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Date: May 31st, 2007 11:12 AM Author: vigorous private investor corn cake Ten and five, morning. May 31ft, 2007.
Returned from a Meeting with Mefsrs [partner] and [associate], dined on breakfaft, and vifited &c. This is when I acquired my firft Knowledge of juft how many Attorneys perufe this Site.
Once I have ridden the Elevator from the 19th floor Meeting Quarters near Eight Bells, I fhall update you on the Plight of a fellow Summer Afsociates. We are all well but one, who is more hyfterical than any ancient Maiden, in the Gout. An Hiftory of his Oddities, would be a Curiofity. -- But the Man is no Danger, his fmall Pox is all gone.
But no Valediction can portray the general Melancholia I pofsefs. WBA, you are mifsed!!
- loneftar |
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Date: June 19th, 2007 9:52 PM Author: slate milk Pray, what haft become of your Promife to fhare the Tale of the Summer Afsociates? Three fortnights have pafsed fince your laft Mifsive. Do lighten my dreary Evening.
Yrs. &c, Rhad. |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:49 PM Author: Useless spectacular brethren noftalgia bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399843) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:50 PM Author: submissive orange liquid oxygen digit ratio fmafhing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399845) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:51 PM Author: Kink-friendly clear trailer park Did you post under a different moniker in those days, or just lurk? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399851) |
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Date: July 17th, 2007 11:52 PM Author: Useless spectacular brethren lurked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#8399858) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2008 10:50 PM Author: exhilarant volcanic crater senate Preftige bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=89681&forum_id=2#9668814) |