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I have a 4.33 so far. [ElGreco]
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:02 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443653) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:04 AM Author: greedy theatre volcanic crater schools that give 4.33 for A+ are TTTs. just so you know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443663) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:06 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef You are a TTT. Just so you know. Does that mean that Stanford is a TTT? Because it certainly gives A+'s, u fucking newbie. Even if I didn't get a 4.33, I'd still be at the top of my class. I really hope this helps.
--ETE |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:05 AM Author: Bearded effete new version goal in life 4.33" must be the size of your dingaling too
explains so much |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:06 AM Author: swashbuckling tan yarmulke 4.33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443675) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:07 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Go whack off to some of that kiddie porn you get hooked up with so often. After that, go fuck a cow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443682) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 9:36 AM Author: cobalt mentally impaired personal credit line property Wow, in your first paragraph, you basically equate homosexuality to bestiality and pedophilia.
In the second, you state that your girlfriend doesn't care about your penis size. Nice, since you haven't had sex yet -- why would she care? If it's as small as your bravado suggests, she'll care eventually.
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:06 AM Author: swashbuckling tan yarmulke 0.2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443676) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Gay wagecucks people who are hurt Subject: but you go to seas so it doesn't count. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974457) |
Date: October 6th, 2004 2:20 AM Author: excitant wine kitchen jewess Uh no you have a 0.0 because you haven't gotten any final grades yet
Nice try.
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Date: October 6th, 2004 11:29 AM Author: pungent pocket flask patrolman yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1444495) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 3:23 AM Author: Concupiscible Den than i, not than me, motherfucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443922) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 3:37 AM Author: Cerebral pistol Subject: Word. not enough people still care about case (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443928) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 5:25 AM Author: chartreuse puppy And none of us can hold a candle to your powers of romance. You've got everything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1443954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 9:41 AM Author: Heady foreskin 4.33 is a TTT grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1444106) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 10:51 AM Author: thriller fishy space Dude, I've had only one paper so far.
You suck simply for having to do so much work.
HTH
EDIT: And I had to write a paper proposal for one of my seminars but that wasn't graded. And it was only about four sentences long. |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 11:14 AM Author: diverse gas station athletic conference Congratulations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1444438) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 11:27 AM Author: Exciting startled school cafeteria ceo nowhere to go but down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1444490) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:23 PM Author: histrionic house-broken whorehouse digit ratio Hooray! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1445360) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 2:30 PM Author: multi-colored masturbator market Too bad you'll probably end up with one ore more professors who don't believe in giving out A+s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1445397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2004 3:27 PM Author: Khaki overrated toilet seat tee hee.
die.
hth |
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Date: January 10th, 2005 12:35 PM Author: cordovan dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1904871) |
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Date: January 10th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: cordovan dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1906744) |
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Date: January 10th, 2005 7:56 PM Author: Avocado Buck-toothed Stage yes, shut the fuck up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1906779) |
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Date: January 10th, 2005 7:56 PM Author: cordovan dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1906781) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action I'm a junior, chem engineering major. Last semester, I got a 4.0. Eat that, you loser-fucker.
Honestly, I can't wait to hear you bawl when your ass gets shredded by the real SEAS faculty in a year and a half. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:25 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef By using the term I've coined, you have acknowledged my superiority over you. Also, your 4.0 is from a TTT. My 3.9+ is from a prestigious school like Columbia's. My gpa is naturally worth more than yours. Good luck finding a job.
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action I go to SEAS, you twat.
Your GPA is a result of taking the easiest freshman intro courses possible. Courses that I could ace while drunk, stoned, and asleep. You wanna talk big shit? Get a 3.94 with Physics 2801, Intensive Freshman Orgo, Calc IIIA, Logic and Rhetoric, and BME preprof your first semester (OK BME preprof is a TTT joke but it still blows your tender-ass Calc IA away). |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:46 PM Author: Grizzly Razzle-dazzle Theater Liquid Oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974607) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef "Your GPA is a result of taking the easiest freshman intro courses possible. Courses that I could ace while drunk, stoned, and asleep." Learn your grammar, you liff. It should be "Your GPA is a result of taking the easiest freshman intro courses possible - courses that I could ace while drunk, stoned, and asleep." Even if your engineering skills are better than mine (which they're not), I am a lot more academically balanced than you are, which means I pwn you.
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action Learn your own grammar, you shit-faced clown.
"My 3.9+ is from a prestigious school like Columbia's" Columbia's what? |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:11 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef You are a liff. If you knew your relative possessive pronouns, you would know this was correct grammar. I used implicit relative pronouns, which I thought you would understand. Obviously, I gave a crap-face like you too much credit. I was comparing engineering schools. So, it actually said, "My 3.9+ is from a prestigious school like Columbia's SEAS." |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:12 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action "If knew your relative possessive pronouns, you would know this was correct grammar."
"If knew" my relative possessive pronouns? Try again, you illiterate douchebag.
EDIT: Nice quick face-saving edit. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:14 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef LOL... Typos aren't the same as not understanding grammar. Oh, and you mean to say "conditional phrase," right? You have no idea what relative pronouns even are.
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action OK, whatever you say, you chink asswipe. Of course, it was too much for me to expect you to see that I was paraphrasing you.
Enjoy getting your ass shredded the second you encounter the real SEAS faculty, which your TTT intro classes don't do jack shit to prepare you for. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:18 PM Author: vivacious thirsty useless brakes ", w" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974948) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:23 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef You sunked into a new low by insulting my race. That's low, even for a pussy-deprived cock like you. Better enjoy that cock you get from the other regs.
"OK, whatever you say, you chink asswipe." It should be "Okay. Whatever you say, ..." You forget the rules that dictate how interjections must be phrased. Even if your paraphrased me, you have acknowledged my superiority over you by doing so. I don't remember what I said. So what? The fact that you have memorized what I said and I haven't shows your neurotic obsession with me. I continue to take this board lightly, pwning liffs like you, trolling, and flamebaiting. Your memorization of what I said shows my success.
"Enjoy getting your ass shredded the second you encounter the real SEAS faculty. Which your TTT intro classes don't do jack shit to prepare you for." You have a misplaced modifier, a fragment, and a preposition at the end of a sentence.
PWNED!!! |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:26 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action It's called Godwin's Law and its derivatives, you fuckwit.
http://web.morons.org/feature/rants/godwin2.jsp
"...nothing says 'I give up' like attacking another person's grammar." |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:30 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef It's just to show my academic superiority over you.
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action Academic superiority? What's your GPA again? What kind of shitty-ass easy-A TTT courses did you take again? How wide would you have parted your asscheeks had you taken Physics 2801? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975084) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:36 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef I won't fuck with you anymore. I enjoy getting a rise out of you. My SATs > yours. My all-around academic credentials > yours. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975112) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:37 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action You got a 1610, fuckface?
Thanks for surrendering. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:40 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef LOL... I have really enjoyed flaming your ass. I am going out to meet my girlfriend now - a pleasure that you'll never you, you pussy-deprived cock with a turtle face. The funny thing is how correct I am in describing you.
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:43 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action Your girlfriend is the ugliest chinkette I've ever seen. You two deserve each other.
You've surrendered. This is over. Go drink your sorrows away. Maybe the alcohol will make you less likely to claw out your eyes when you have to look at that cow you call your girlfriend. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:45 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Awwww... You're so defensive on this girlfriend issue. Some girl must have ditched your ass, and you're obviously still emotional about it. If it helps, I don't blame her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975200) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:48 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action I thought you said you were done. What's the matter? Why come back for more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975240) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:32 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Anyway, laws are worth as much as your mom's pussy. I've seen religions claimed laws like "people naturally want to discover their inner-beings."
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:34 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action "I've seen religions claimed laws like..."
You mean "I've seen religions that have claimed that..." |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:35 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Nope, it's understood auxiliary verbs. Try again! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975105) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:36 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action Pulling stuff out the same space where you came from doesn't make it grammatically correct, you chink asswipe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975118) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:38 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Diagram the sentence, and you'll see it's correct. Oh, you don't know how to diagram. I guess your writing skills really are inferior to mine. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1975136) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:39 PM Author: Saffron titillating rehab affirmative action "guess your writing schools really are inferior to mine"
I won't make the call on this one. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:01 PM Author: vivacious thirsty useless brakes Subject: Calc IA lol get your facts straight, idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974743) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:02 PM Author: cordovan dilemma It just hurts to admit that you took joke classes and got a GPA a monkey could've gotten, doesn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974753) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:07 PM Author: vivacious thirsty useless brakes That's not me. I transferred into Calc IIA and got an A. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974806) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:12 PM Author: Hyperventilating balding kitty lodge god you are an ass. Good job on the GPA though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1974878) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 5:27 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef "(OK BME preprof is a TTT joke but it still blows your tender-ass Calc IA away)."
"(Okay. BME preprof is a TTT joke, but it still blows your tender-ass Calc IA away)" is correct grammar.
HTH. PWNED!!!! |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:30 PM Author: Concupiscible Den you're both huge douche bags.
i hope that helps. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:37 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef Nice job with the misplaced modifier. While your sentence is technically and grammatically correct, you should place the modifers next to the noun they modify. It's more stylistically correct. "You both are huge douchebags" would have been more correct.
http://www.english.uiuc.edu/cws/wworkshop/grammar/misplaced_modifiers.htm
HTH |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:38 PM Author: chartreuse puppy "It's more stylistically correct."
Ha. No such thing, dipshit. But alas, I have a feeling that the only "stylized" works you read are the crappy textbooks assigned for you at school. |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:44 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef http://www.english.uiuc.edu/cws/wworkshop/grammar/misplaced_modifiers.htm PWNED!!!!! |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:46 PM Author: chartreuse puppy Funny, I can't find the part about being "stylistically correct."
Tell us, oh brilliant one, which of the many grandiose tomes of literature that you've read are the most "stylistically correct"? Does Joyce fall on the list? |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:54 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef You are an idiot. It's implied that the revised sentences are more stylistically correct, just like the rhetoric and style portion of the SAT Writing gives points for "stylistically correct" answers.
PWNED!!!! |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 7:57 PM Author: chartreuse puppy There is no such thing as "stylistically correct." Ha, the SAT. Everything for you is systematic tests and official markers of achievement: sad, but some people are simply tools.
So, which of those tomes do you deem most stylistically correct? |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:03 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef The Guide to Shaving the Pussyhair off Pudsmack's Mom before Screwing Her is one of these tomes. In addition to employing stylistic correct grammar and sentences, it shows how easy your mom is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976246) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:04 PM Author: chartreuse puppy Couldn't answer? PWN3D!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976249) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:06 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef I cummed the answers in your mom's mouth last night. Look for it there, but she may have cock-breath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976252) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 12:33 PM Author: excitant wine kitchen jewess You know, by not giving a real answer, you just show you're talking out of your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1992211) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 3:03 AM Author: Concupiscible Den no.
i hope that helps,
jack |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 4:22 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef This is merely another time in which another XOXOer pwned you in grammar. I can't believe you deem yourself an expert in grammar, while you make stupid mistakes. You don't not know how to use a semicolon. You think a split infinitive is fine. You don't know what a misplaced modifer is, nor can you spot it. You are a liff. I pwned you in grammar. With such stubborness and idiocy that you have, which seems typical of Jews, it's no wonder that the Palestine-Israel conflict still rages on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991509) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 4:46 AM Author: Concupiscible Den you've sure got a lot of energy there. perhaps you should consider redirecting it to a more...productive output.
p.s. you have not addressed my assertion of douchebagitude (admittedly, it is irrefutable). |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 5:01 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef "you've sure got a lot of energy there." Thanks. "perhaps you should consider redirecting it to a more...productive output." Thanks for the advice, but I already use my energy in a productive way. Just ask your mom about last night. I cummed all the rules of grammar in her mouth. Had you been a byproduct of my cum, maybe your grammar would be just a bit better.
"p.s. you have not addressed my assertion of douchebagitude (admittedly, it is irrefutable)." I'm not a douchebag, just by virtue of pwning all the liffs here. By the way, you are a liff.
HTH |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 5:09 AM Author: Concupiscible Den do you not understand that
a) bragging about grades is a faux pas?
b) even more so when you don't even have anything of which to be proud, i.e. you don't have a full quarter/semester's worth of grades? |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 5:14 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef A) I don't brag about grades in public. This is a freaking message board. Nearly nothing is a faux pas here.
B) Actually, I got a 3.9+ gpa, a fine girlfriend, and a good life. That's much better than anything you could say.
HTH |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 8:15 AM Author: Fragrant Ruddy Place Of Business Please, don't feed him. Nobody wants to see another flyer incident. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991573) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 11:06 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef If you flier me again, I will kill you. I will merge your inner organs with the epithelial cells of your skin. Do you understand me, chink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991857) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 11:14 AM Author: Fragrant Ruddy Place Of Business Ahahahaha.
You should know that people who don't know you, have never met you, read your posts, or posted on this website, have laughed at you. Just from my retelling of the story. You don't know how much exquisite pleasure I get from saying things like "And this kid still doesn't know who actually did the physical flyering." I like to think you're present, spiritually if not physically, when I tell the story. |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 11:17 AM Author: histrionic house-broken whorehouse digit ratio Ahhh, Lao, you make my life worth living. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991897) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 11:19 AM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef I'm glad my life has taken such an influence over yours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991900) |
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Date: January 24th, 2005 11:25 AM Author: histrionic house-broken whorehouse digit ratio I don't think you understand. You don't "influence" other people's lives any more than other aggresively pathetic people do. I mean, my god, I see you as nothing more than an amusing spectacle (or possibly, a satirical work of genius.) It's like you exist for other people to feel superior towards, because despite your 4.33 academic eliteness, you are so obviously an obsessive, combative, paraniod-psychotic, passive-agressive nutcase that I pity the people you interact with in real life. You could perhaps take comfort in the knowledge that somewhere, someone is always laughing at you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1991916) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:12 PM Author: Pearly Crotch Spot This ElGreco character cracks me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976279) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef You should have seen DBZ in August and me in September. The board literally obsessed over us, while we were just flaming, trolling, or flamebaiting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976293) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 8:14 PM Author: Hairraiser Domesticated Abode Elgreco's creator is certainly a good character writer. However, he tends to rely a little too much on damaging Asian stereotypes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1976294) |
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Date: January 21st, 2005 11:25 PM Author: dashing dull sound barrier the funny thing is that paul goldstein was the guy ElGreco created to pretend to be NYCFan and respond to his thread about the prestige of CU SEAS. it's really pathetic that you've stooped so low as to argue with yourself.
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Date: January 22nd, 2005 7:26 PM Author: alcoholic orchestra pit roast beef you got me there.
btw, u do realize that I haven't posted on this board for weeks now, right? read the threads. this sn's password is out in the open.
HTH don't u feel like a little shit, Paul? |
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Date: January 23rd, 2005 2:32 AM Author: Bearded effete new version goal in life I hate to agree with Elgeeko but he's right. Elgeeko doesn't correct grammar. That's DBZ's trademark. He also doesn't say cock-sucking. That's typical DBZ work too.
Otherwise, DBZ played you well. He got a rise/flamebaited you so easily and you didn't do so much as insult him. You insulted someone else. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2005 10:24 AM Author: Soul-stirring Maniacal Center not DBZ, you stupid cocksucking shithead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#1985016) |
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Date: February 13th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: Orchid sanctuary BUMP YEAH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#2122912) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2005 1:46 PM Author: Orchid sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=90747&forum_id=2#2240952) |