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gf just took pregnancy test. said it was positive.

then said just kidding after silence. said she wanted to ...
Concupiscible roommate
  02/03/09
kick in the cunt, anal then dump seriously though, that is ...
Black awkward gas station
  02/03/09
how old are you/is she?
light yapping abode
  02/03/09
me: 23, her 24 in a couple months
Concupiscible roommate
  02/03/09
dump.
light yapping abode
  02/03/09
this girl sounds like a real A++++
vigorous cheese-eating orchestra pit marketing idea
  02/03/09
tell her you have aids the next time your penis is in her va...
Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple
  02/03/09
not a bad counterattack
Black awkward gas station
  02/03/09
I was trying to think of a good revenge. I'd take this angl...
blue incel trailer park
  02/03/09
or just say you cheated on her.
Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple
  02/03/09
Yeah I was thinking a combo of cheated + "....and I jus...
blue incel trailer park
  02/03/09
might be unbelievable
Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple
  02/03/09
I don't know, "listen honey, one night I was really dru...
blue incel trailer park
  02/03/09
execution better be spot on
Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple
  02/03/09
does she post here? hell yeah
greedy claret affirmative action
  02/03/09
180
thriller vermilion spot
  02/03/09
who says girls can't be funny?
free-loading rehab gaming laptop
  02/03/09
she's a keeper, sooooooonnnnnNNNNNNN
Electric twinkling mad cow disease
  02/03/09
Dijon Ketchup? Does this have to do with C+C?
Contagious Hell
  02/03/09
um, i did something similar last april fool's. *runs away*
exhilarant locale
  02/03/09
Not very funny but if she's otherwise a good gf not worth du...
Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask
  02/03/09
yeah i was being facetious, i love her. except tonight.
Concupiscible roommate
  02/03/09
Tell her something like that her little joke has freaked you...
Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask
  02/03/09
175
Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple
  02/03/09
or that it freaked you out so much you've decided to become ...
exhilarant locale
  02/03/09
i just tried your suggestion. her: "okay, but only i...
Concupiscible roommate
  02/03/09
this girl is pwning you left and right keep her around
free-loading rehab gaming laptop
  02/03/09
titcr
Snowy Fragrant Philosopher-king Center
  02/03/09
She sounds pretty sharp.
Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask
  02/03/09
Sounds fake, but if it's real good for her.
blue incel trailer park
  02/03/09
it's pretty funny
free-loading rehab gaming laptop
  02/03/09
That's pretty fucking funny. Knock her up so you can lock h...
Aqua Vengeful Stead Associate
  02/03/09


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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

then said just kidding after silence.

said she wanted to see my reaction.

thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:40 AM
Author: Black awkward gas station

kick in the cunt, anal then dump

seriously though, that is not a cool joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848306)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: light yapping abode

how old are you/is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848309)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

me: 23, her 24 in a couple months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848322)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: light yapping abode

dump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848365)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: vigorous cheese-eating orchestra pit marketing idea

this girl sounds like a real A++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple

tell her you have aids the next time your penis is in her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848311)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: Black awkward gas station

not a bad counterattack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848320)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: blue incel trailer park

I was trying to think of a good revenge. I'd take this angle but modify it to make it more believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848336)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple

or just say you cheated on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848346)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: blue incel trailer park

Yeah I was thinking a combo of cheated + "....and I just got tested today"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848359)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple

might be unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848362)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:49 AM
Author: blue incel trailer park

I don't know, "listen honey, one night I was really drunk with my friends, and it just kinda happened, it was a one night thing and I didn't want to tell you because it was just a stupid mistake and it didn't mean anything....but I got tested the other day and...."

I think it could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848386)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple

execution better be spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848394)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: greedy claret affirmative action

does she post here? hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848315)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: thriller vermilion spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848318)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: free-loading rehab gaming laptop

who says girls can't be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848337)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: Electric twinkling mad cow disease

she's a keeper, sooooooonnnnnNNNNNNN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:39 AM
Author: Contagious Hell

Dijon Ketchup? Does this have to do with C+C?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848595)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: exhilarant locale

um, i did something similar last april fool's.

*runs away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask

Not very funny but if she's otherwise a good gf not worth dumping over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848367)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

yeah i was being facetious, i love her.

except tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848373)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask

Tell her something like that her little joke has freaked you out so much about pregnancy that you'll only be fucking her ass from now on. Then say you are joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: Translucent shivering sweet tailpipe temple

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848396)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:52 AM
Author: exhilarant locale

or that it freaked you out so much you've decided to become abstinent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848400)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible roommate

i just tried your suggestion.

her: "okay, but only if i can reciprocate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848404)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: free-loading rehab gaming laptop

this girl is pwning you left and right

keep her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848418)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Snowy Fragrant Philosopher-king Center

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848447)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:59 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pocket Flask

She sounds pretty sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848432)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:18 AM
Author: blue incel trailer park

Sounds fake, but if it's real good for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848515)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: free-loading rehab gaming laptop

it's pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848397)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: Aqua Vengeful Stead Associate

That's pretty fucking funny. Knock her up so you can lock her down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848453)