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Date: February 23rd, 2009 12:39 AM Author: aqua principal's office tank
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"
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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM
Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)
No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)
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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM
Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)
No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10976310) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 9:50 PM Author: Drunken Crusty Stead
... and you'll be fairly miserable til you're, what, 40?
have ou ever considered that you might accumulate 1mil, say, but other people will be completely happy and content and also accumulate a similar amount?
you might as well have become a cardiothoracic surgeon if you were OK with being miserable until you're 40... then, you'd make MUCH more money, be much more elite, and not have to be a beta lawyer who does the work of others.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10981664) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 10:23 PM Author: Carmine Metal Rigpig Digit Ratio
your last paragraph is NOT credited. a good surgeon makes a fuckload more than your avg lawyer and you, frankly, do not have the people skills, social cache, or brains to be partner. you are a cog. its funny that you are not overestimating your abilities.
the point was, if you had gone to med school you would never, ever worry about unemployment. and OMG 1 extra yr of school. then residency. but when you're done... you wouldnt be in the shitty situation you're in now. you would KNOW you were prestigious. you wouldnt have to STRIVE and try to convince yourself and others.
LOL i wouldnt be surprised if you have a fuckload of contempt for yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10981973) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 12:53 AM Author: aqua principal's office tank
Chapter 2: "An Unsettling Premonition"
Date: September 28th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: Penguin (Officially over the median... VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM)
No, his penis is perfect. His penis also does not give me enough attention. His penis, like the rest of him, seems to care more about getting a prestigious job than togetherness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268601&forum_id=2#3926739)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10976413) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 12:57 AM Author: aqua principal's office tank
Chapter 3: "Nastasya Filippovna"
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Date: September 28th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Penguin (Officially over the median... VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM)
No one in our standing is really jobless after law school, it's just that not everyone works 60+ hours a week for prestigious big law jobs. which is not necessarily that huge of a loss.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=268601&forum_id=2#3926794)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10976445) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 1:18 AM Author: aqua principal's office tank
Chapter 5: "Full Circle"
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Date: November 4th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: The Meanest Fish ("Chief Unemployment Officer," autoadmit.com)
Thanks... I don't know what I'll do if I burn through these 3 remaining callbacks.
Work for free somewhere shitty? Law was the biggest mistake of my pathetic life.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=292011&forum_id=2#4213311)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10976590) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 2:41 AM Author: Drunken Crusty Stead
Chapter 6: "It's just me that sucks"
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Date: November 5th, 2005 1:35 AM
Author: The Meanest Fish ("Chief Unemployment Officer," autoadmit.com)
Very, very directly. The email said I came off as self absorbed.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=292011&forum_id=2#4217416)
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Date: November 5th, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: Mr. Arthur Digby Sellers
Self-absorbed as in self-impressed? Self-absorbed as in only talks about yourself and doesnt seem to have questions about the firm? I mean, its an interview. Its about you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=292011&forum_id=2#4217430)
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Date: November 5th, 2005 1:38 AM
Author: The Meanest Fish ("Chief Unemployment Officer," autoadmit.com)
I think as in "you're an asshole, dude." In another place one guy stated that I build relationships for strategic purposes only. Bad news, bad news. But at least I have a clue on what's killing me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=292011&forum_id=2#4217450)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10977012)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 2:58 AM Author: Gay heady area
FUCKING 180.
FUCK.
4.0
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10977062)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 9:11 AM Author: Plum Cerebral Center
BRUTAL
Does anyone have the one where fish claims they won't have time to clean and will need a maid? that was classical.
or the one about mandy saying she was getting biglaw before she even got to LS?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10977395) |
Date: February 23rd, 2009 9:19 AM Author: turquoise telephone
Funny, but FUCKING creepy. How can this guy find these posts so easily without a search function?
Has to be an inside job, amirite?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10977403)
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Date: February 23rd, 2009 9:58 PM Author: fishy black woman
EPIC
btw...congrats 144 pounds on losing another pound
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#10981754) |
Date: June 28th, 2009 4:28 AM Author: scarlet galvanic locale weed whacker
This is pretty brutal.
If I'm still around here in five years, I sure wouldn't want to see all my GFF threads pulled up in such a taunting manner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#12105384) |
Date: October 26th, 2009 11:42 AM Author: Bateful Crimson Plaza Twinkling Uncleanness
Chapter 7: "The Double Meltdown, Supersized"
Request for mods: Just ban me and batch delete my posts. (TMF) [upon getting destroyed in the Jigsaw thread, and changing into a pumo, only to resurface on the next day after complaning to Rach]
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1119587&mc=36&forum_id=2
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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:37 AM
Author: MND (mandy)
Misuse of authority pisses me off. I would say between fish and myself, I am more libertarian. I really do not like any of this. I mentioned it during the first game, before any of us were involved. It's a situation with an artificially limited set of choices, presided over by someone who is always in "god mode". If I wanted to play this game, I wouldn't be atheist.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1120176&forum_id=2#13087315
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Date: October 26th, 2009 12:56 AM
Author: MND (*activates god mode*)
Yes. It really pisses me off. I said I didn't find it amusing. Don't be so surprised when I remain consistent.
I don't LIKE authority and I don't like most social norms. I come on xo to avoid them. That's the point of the board. People messing with that pisses me off.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1120176&forum_id=2#13087537
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#13090257) |
Date: July 26th, 2010 4:41 AM Author: wonderful deep chapel blood rage
I used to joke and say that russians were niggers. But now that we see fish's entire adult life laid out here - his hopes, his dreams, his base desire for money, he's hilarious idea that GS or MK could come calling any day, and now his attitude in the face of his defeat - "it's nothing he did! it's the global depression!" makes me realize now more than ever that stiver russian immigrants in general, and fish in particular, are the biggest niggers in our country.
at least mexicans and blacks can be hilarious and charming. from this day on, i pledge to you all, when i niggerthread, i will be referring to russians!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2#15614337)
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