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Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340955) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: lime vigorous abode new version get out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340960) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: At-the-ready den ferreal dood? details NAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340963) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: exhilarant emerald potus Oh, yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340967) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340974) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my apartment I told her to freshen up but she refused and literally dropped her bookbag, took off her shoes, and jumped into bed. I was like, "Uh, you really must be tired." So I continued reviewing for my psych midterm tomorrow.
Then she's like, "Um, don't take too long." I was like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna review a little." After like 3 minutes she was like, "Come to bed". I jumped in and we started cuddling and shit. I think we were in bed for like an hour and a half-ish. I was escalating pretty much the entire time but she stopped me when I 1) tried to take off her bra and 2) started rubbing her vag.
That's when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere so I told her my suitemate was supposed to come soon. Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave.
She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever. I walked her to the elevator and gave her a kiss goodbye. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:33 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341148) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Out-of-control trailer park epic. girl from last night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341153) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341175) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH THATS GONNA SUCK." AND I WAS ALL "what the fuck faggot this is your chance."
I AWARD MYSELF MANY 180's FOR INSPIRING NYUUG TO GET SOME. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: useless burgundy whorehouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341282) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim thanks broseidon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341411) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:14 PM Author: Cerebral state you're a god among bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341520) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: thirsty soul-stirring nowag "After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341158) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Plaza Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343643) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 AM Author: beady-eyed stage lol, first time i've seen this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346739) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: lime vigorous abode new version wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341160) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo instant classic. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341169) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce 180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341177) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up? Just progress the situation naturally next time, man.
With the making out... fantastic, fantastic job, dude. You should feel awesome about yourself right now - great work, buddy. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341192) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me until she was about to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341197) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo like you rubbed noses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341207) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341214) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and asked me about the digital TV converter and the girl literally had to lay there for 5 minutes listening to me explain to my mom why we needed to purchase one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341225) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: useless burgundy whorehouse flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341232) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest during that. Pretty funny shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341303) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: useless burgundy whorehouse you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341320) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM Author: Light Wonderful Center TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351089) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341237) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich All those channels... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM Author: Light Wonderful Center 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351090) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi You picked up the phone? What a beta move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341301) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to fucking leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341307) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi Dood, who cares if it was your mom?
A girl in your bed for the first time in your life and you want her to leave so you can talk to you mom?
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere with her, which was way before my mom called. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341327) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to leave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341340) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Supple Giraffe Chapel she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyway?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341346) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library obviously, he had gotten enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341347) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 minutes of eskimo kissing. LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341359) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341344) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: Cordovan Forum Liquid Oxygen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344957) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Supple Giraffe Chapel why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with you and then you want to get rid of her before your roommate gets back... what??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341325) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that was enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341331) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant yea. beggars can't be choosers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341336) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich Jinx, buy me a coke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341348) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant 6:53 >>> 6:54
I won! |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM Author: chocolate hall community account 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345512) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce edit pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341210) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich (rofl^180)*lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341217) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all about making progress. Next time this happens with her (or with anyone) you'll be more experienced and know a little more about how to progress the situation more naturally. Kissing a girl's an enormous step along the way, though - you should be wicked happy about that.
edit - wait a minute... you actually kissed her lips and not just eskimo kissed, right? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341311) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic job man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341339) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Indecent electric pisswyrm "but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up?"
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. WTF????? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell out of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341230) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper sequence.
wait, was her shirt still on?!?!?! |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed.
imagining nyuug eskimo kissing and trying to get a bra off is lulzy though |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike wtf? really? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341262) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it was odd, but she has been the only one to say anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341280) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant This made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341215) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: exhilarant emerald potus WTF?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341223) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Amethyst property karate hahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341231) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: Bat shit crazy provocative affirmative action might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG. if you dont use your hands, she will NEVER object to having her pussy rubbed unless youre using your face or something. give it 10 minutes of dry humping, pussy rubbing, and making out, and i guarantee a fuck is in order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341265) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant "might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG"
wtf..with his knee?? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library thigh or cock work fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341293) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM Author: Bat shit crazy provocative affirmative action with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind off of what youre doing with your leg. keep talking to her, keep kissing her, etc, and she wont give too much thought to how wet she is getting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341297) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him to rub me with his leg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341319) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341360) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Bat shit crazy provocative affirmative action it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is that you would find it difficult to object whereas if a guy uses his hands too early it is automatically shooed away. besides, you are sitting at a computer, mentally recreating the situation and consciously deciding how you would react to an experience youve never had before. imagine that you are overcome with passion and its your first time in bed with a hot guy who is clearly into you. would you tell him 'please dont occasionally rub my pussy through my pants with your quad?' i doubt it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341371) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean covered leg is your "go-to" move. I apologize for offending you. Carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341391) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: Bat shit crazy provocative affirmative action what?
the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hands before the opportunity clearly presented itself. this is a bad decision for a few reasons: 1) since the move is certainly going to be rejected, it slides the encounter into a sort of negative feedback loop where because she has already said no to one of his advances, she will be more inclined to say no to the next one. 2) it demonstrates that the guy is too concerned with feeling her pussy and he cant control himself. my suggestion to him would be to forget about her pussy and concentrate on working her mentally until she begins to take her clothes off herself, BUT if you must go for the pussy, its best physically work her in a manner that is unlikely to provoke objection yet gets the job done. im under the assumption that the reason he was rubbing her pussy was to make her horny, not just to get cop a feel.
anyway, i wouldnt expect a woman to acknowledge that this tactic works because it is sneaky takes a little control away from them. thats cool. in the few times that i have employed it (id guess 4 or 5 times), it has worked. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant lol suree...Clit Master. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343817) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:06 PM Author: appetizing famous landscape painting stead "Clit Commander" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348418) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: black puppy I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344255) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 10:29 AM Author: costumed honey-headed ratface This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time about what works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443866) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've met (esp college-age ones) love to dry hump. Certainly no one has ever been like, "No, don't you dare press your leg into my crotch!"
Are you also a virgin like nyuug? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351595) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace YOUR TOO MUCH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341304) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library "Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave. "
"She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever."
these parts sound like flame to me.. could a virgin really play it cool like this? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341389) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: bronze coiffed pocket flask brunch Most epic post in xoxohth history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341337) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:13 AM Author: Cordovan Forum Liquid Oxygen i think you've still got that honor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345008) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:23 AM Author: Spruce rehab You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And tried to finger her/take off her bra before going in for an easy kiss?
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Date: October 10th, 2009 12:21 PM Author: Nudist piazza athletic conference This is truly legendary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12953818) |
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Date: June 20th, 2011 8:59 AM Author: cracking milk tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18298535) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:29 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620140) |
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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353614) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Greedy Multi-billionaire Useless Brakes was i good lover? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340977) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to me (killself?)
was there groping? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340995) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If you break it you owe me $40." I was like, this bra fucking sucks. She's like, no I got it at victorias secret.
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all for getting it off, she would have let you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341342) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole lol... dude, she would have let you take it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341374) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of the hooks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341401) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341410) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341425) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before the next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341465) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341427) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next time, it works like a charm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341440) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to do at first, I get wherte you're coming from. Try this:
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-remove-a-bra-2950 |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office She fucking told me to stop, ugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341454) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared next time for the situation... the only way you'd know that you wouldn't know how is from the experience you got today. Now you know going forward what to do next time the situation comes up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341466) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341477) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Something like that. I got tired of it myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341498) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:13 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra off to feel what's under it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341515) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra was so thick I'm not sure if what I was rubbing were her boobs or her fucking shit VS bra. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341526) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341536) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:37 AM Author: lascivious apoplectic menage jew hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443426) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: spectacular nursing home clown No means yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342261) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: Naked stage toaster this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin but you are also a fucking retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342558) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:30 PM Author: chocolate hall community account 10 minutes? wtf? in my experience after the first 30 seconds they get annoyed and do it for you. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:58 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341378) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having difficulty with bras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341388) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341439) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341497) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Mildly Autistic Plaza Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343667) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:17 PM Author: french godawful round eye Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of experience in that area.
*rimshot* |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: Indecent electric pisswyrm April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341011) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house immigrant TITCP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343365) |
Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library congrats, describe girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340971) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: Exciting crackhouse or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. were his lips cracked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340988) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341238) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: marvelous home could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because you kissed like a noob? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340975) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340976) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you were "not excited for?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340981) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340985) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: thirsty soul-stirring nowag We need a good wine for this occasion.
http://www.whwc.com/quintarelli-amarone-della-valpolicella-riserva-1995?utm_source=Vinquire&utm_medium=WineFeed&utm_term=winebottle&utm_campaign=base |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim white wine? do we need cake? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340998) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM Author: thirsty soul-stirring nowag I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner where we sit around a long table and discuss this turning point in our family's legacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341008) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim you suck my cock, boy.
ps sorry if you're too new to understand this. i just wanted to mix one of the best posts from old era xo (pre-nyuug laid) with NEW ERA NYUUG-LAID XO. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich He didn't say he got laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341027) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND MAY NOT PLAY AS WELL ON SATURDAY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341037) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: Clear fortuitous meteor temple Criminally underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343800) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:43 AM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim tyty i was worried no one would catch this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345389) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:15 AM Author: Cordovan Forum Liquid Oxygen FAT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345040) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob yet. pretty confident his dick is still dry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341029) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty times this week and have no idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341036) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:25 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim It's an old BooR thread.
He said "he was going to drink white wine so he wouldn't eat a cake. need to stay nice and slim." and then someone asked him wtf. He then retorted "you suck my cock boy." Or something along those lines. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole lol... BooR is the tits, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341070) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce u suck my cock boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341018) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341014) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: khaki knife this must be a fake nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340990) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: exhilarant emerald potus No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not ask for a kiss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341009) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to his place at 3 today... I don't know how they met, but she had IMed him about taking a nap in his bed... she sounded hardcore into him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341024) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Dayum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341054) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341077) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: exhilarant emerald potus Subject: I was the girl... =/ Yesterday he said something about getting kisses but not on the lips. Then everyone told him 'you don't ask for lip kisses, Creep'.
- creep |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340996) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Bat shit crazy provocative affirmative action EAT A DICK UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341031) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: Excitant Onyx House Volcanic Crater one hundred eighy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341050) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM Author: Boyish range DESCRIBE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341066) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341082) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Here's the old thread from earlier:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&mc=72&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim ty. been meaning to post something like this:
Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)
later this evening:
gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"
me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341184) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: multi-colored hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341399) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Anal shimmering base generalized bond good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341104) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:31 PM Author: Amethyst property karate any answers to questions above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341119) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Out-of-control trailer park he's too busy thrusting now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341125) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Amethyst property karate good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341209) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM Author: trip up-to-no-good striped hyena background story serious barzini potential here.
that said, who is this chick (generally)? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341179) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: trip up-to-no-good striped hyena background story white?
Dont get too specific on here. How was the party? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341202) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: lime vigorous abode new version WGWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341211) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so incredibly proud of this dude for making out with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341195) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: grizzly jet-lagged fat ankles resort rofl at 1000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341234) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Amethyst property karate ...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341248) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341266) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: useless burgundy whorehouse probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341286) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: grizzly jet-lagged fat ankles resort link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341312) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted dull philosopher-king newt http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com
200k peeps per day? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house immigrant agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country have been following nyuug's saga for months now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343390) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:08 PM Author: adventurous stain Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11347917) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: talented pink institution people who are hurt congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341180) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant yes!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341194) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: hyperventilating sound barrier WAS IT A WHITE GIRL?
DID She taste like cottage cheese? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on his fucked up scale... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341220) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike i think he said she was a 5 or something last night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341287) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Galvanic sooty juggernaut nibblets I ran here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341203) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: Amethyst property karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341235) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341251) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: floppy massive police squad sneaky criminal holy shit....180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341879) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Irradiated set Outstanding! Bravo dude! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341218) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Supple Giraffe Chapel late april fools joke?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341242) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: contagious haunting corn cake awwww yeahhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341244) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: swollen iridescent queen of the night April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341245) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: contagious haunting corn cake 4/5/09
4+5=9 - coincidence? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 hours. Does this make me sad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341247) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Amethyst property karate 4 months for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341261) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804
I couldn't contain my excitement. |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:45 PM Author: Internet-worthy Laughsome Boltzmann Site WOCWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847610) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi Webcam or it never happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341250) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim *posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341252) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, but... this really needs a sticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341260) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the subject to look like he has super-mod-powers. He had to know this would never fall below the top 2 or 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341274) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341269) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: lime vigorous abode new version the world will never be the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341270) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi 4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341272) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: opaque stirring national security agency tanning salon Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "nyuug's schtick has jumped the shark" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341281) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341283) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim A few important questions:
1) blonde?
2) Was it her first kiss too or is she a huge slut? It's hard to tell
3) Describe your conversation with her at the party. Did you play twister with her? More importantly, if so, did you create TEH FULCRUM?
4) Why did you want to get rid of her so quickly? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office dirty blonde
definitely not her first kiss
we just made small talk and bantered a little, didnt play with her, no
i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:59 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Will you pursue her further?
Describe her body. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office No. We're history.
Supple. When she jumped on top of me I felt like my intestines were getting smushed by a steamroller. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:04 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it doesnt sound like a bad set up for a follow up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341420) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're finished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341435) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi Obviously this thread is elaborate flame.
Thanks for the laugh |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office You can believe what you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341480) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike this is a bad decision (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341489) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: Boyish range Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairly slutty with you after you've just met her the previous night, and you're blowing her off because it might take one or two more times? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341553) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi Obviously this is all untrue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341595) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Boyish range Sadly, I think it is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341606) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:03 AM Author: Nudist piazza athletic conference WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room. So because she isn't an epic whore you're finished? She sounds fat, so what... everyone has done a fatty, and it will be good practice for you. She wanted to kiss you MOAR as she was leaving. Get drunk and bring her back, kiss for a while before you start to escalate and you may then pound vag and post here quickly afterward (aka 15 seconds after penetration).
Godspeed brother. |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:09 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck This is what any sane, rational college male would do in this situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357061) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but as someone who is taking complete credit for getting you this far, you should continue with this girl.
She clearly wants you a lot more than any other girl you've met. She was probably just playing hard to get with the "i don't have sex" business. Even if you're not very attracted to her, you need to get some practice-fucks. Plus, it will be fun. Plus, she might have friends if you're not a jackass to her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW HE HAS TO STUDY BEFORE HIS MOM CALLS AGAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341443) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM Author: useless burgundy whorehouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341614) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:58 PM Author: talented pink institution people who are hurt i laffed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342716) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: chocolate hall community account TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342725) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:19 PM Author: glittery windowlicker parlor I choked on liquids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343001) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:20 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce i laughed aloud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343007) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house immigrant ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343408) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce i will kill you with my bare fucking hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341594) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341605) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike What are you PLANS for the future? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341305) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence, that you are flame. Not just this post, but your entire persona. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341324) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Out-of-control trailer park except half the regulars know him irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341353) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim They are all flame, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341387) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: floppy massive police squad sneaky criminal both are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341900) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly she sharpest lightbulb in the bag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341412) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Avocado Church Party Of The First Part XOXO Holiday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341350) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to listen to and feel badass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the biggest day in the WGWAG movement... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341362) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: Stimulating cream blood rage chad don't worry, he's here
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:02 PM Author: Metal Point Jap right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341405) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace 4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor ??/?? = WGWAG World War?????????? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Vibrant Gay Meetinghouse WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341431) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's way worse than just being a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341444) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office TO BE FAIR,
i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my first lip-lip/lip-tongue/tongue-tongue kiss. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can just toss that girl in the trash, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341525) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341531) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace No dude, you just have to convince her you care without being clingy. THEN SEX! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341546) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll give in eventually. And if not, at least you have someone to make out with and whatever she will let you do untill you find someone hotter who will fuck you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341574) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:24 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her until 3-5 dates.
ALSO, your obvious inexperience may have sent mixed signals. IE - skipping to vag touch BEFORE kissing sends the message "I think you are a whore piece of meat." So don't put this all on her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Boyish range This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow things down. This girl obviously wants you like no other. Not having sex with you the day after meeting is how she makes it clear she's not a complete utter and whore, just a regular whore.
If you don't see her again, I want my haircut money back. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341616) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341629) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:37 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into him. I would take him under my wings and help him get laid. My one good deed in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341782) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to hurt us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341624) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Boyish range I think he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341626) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341638) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Boyish range I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up pride getting in the way of results. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341694) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:34 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce this is absolute insanity:
1) no one had ever deigned to kiss him before, let alone have sex with him
2) he met her the day before
3) they were fucking sober
4) he did all those other ridiculous things like trying to continue his homework that i was trying not to be mad about, but are inflaming me now
this girl is a fucking champ for putting up with any of that bullshit. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:38 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel sorry for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341797) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:41 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as she did this to a guy who apparently does and thinks everything wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341836) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342001) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant But he doesn't realize this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342070) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:12 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls like that. She's probably been treated like shit before and wants a guy who will be nice to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357077) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Amethyst property karate this is dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341625) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole This is a really really bad approach to take. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341630) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: At-the-ready den Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341643) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: heady school Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even fucking kissed her. You've watched way too much porn. This is a very good start, and really as much or more than anything you should have reasonably expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341697) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace Highlights (to be recited on 4/5)
"I told her to freshen up... but she... jumped into bed... I continued reviewing for my psych midterm. [M]y mom called... the girl [laid] there for 5 minutes listening to me [speak] to my mom."
"[W]e were in bed for... AN HOUR AND A HALF... eskimo kiss[ing]... [before we]... started making out. I... tried to take off her bra... and...started rubbing her vag... she stopped me."
"I felt like I got enough [then] I told her she should leave."
"[Then] She... started trying to make out with me... I turned my head... but whatever."
"I... gave her a kiss goodbye." |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341541) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant "We eskimo kissed"
This was hilarious. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace ill edit
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Boyish range Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because she didn't have sex with him the day after meeting him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341569) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim titmfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341588) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace Pensive is rolling over in his grave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341599) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim she's probably not a heroic woman.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341640) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Boyish range Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking nap in his bed the day after she met him. He's a total fool if he doesn't see her again, because there's no way he's not at least getting her naked next time, or sleeping with her within a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341656) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first 24 hours, she's history?
We need to present a unified front. Let's all boycott NYUUG posts untill he agrees to continue with her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: heady school TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341591) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ain't fuck the first night, I ain't gon keep er." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341596) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341603) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce pls punch him in the throat for me tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341607) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi "Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out so I could explain the DTV conversion to my mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341582) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce edit: wrong place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341583) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: 180 lodge electric furnace will edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341632) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: curious rebellious yarmulke LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341556) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Scarlet old irish cottage digit ratio I walked here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341650) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: talented pink institution people who are hurt I was reluctantly pushed in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343231) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:42 PM Author: Brilliant roommate friendly grandma u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341849) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: Irradiated set LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all.
You may have already ruined some of your goodwill with this girl. If she calls you again, you better hang out or you are a fucking fool |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM Author: hyperventilating sound barrier Uncalled for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341995) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library 5!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342011) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: comical azure stock car public bath wow congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342013) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: comical azure stock car public bath ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. Why are you being a dopey dumb dumb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342154) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: Shivering Pearly Indian Lodge Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to post that stupid Michael Jackson gif? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342067) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:44 AM Author: flickering well-lubricated goyim I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but was too lazy to get the URL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345402) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: bespoke private investor ticket booth I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere with a girl, anger at his blatant stupidity in blowing her off because she wouldn't sex him the day after they met and a sick feeling that we're all the victims of the most elaborate flame in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342147) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:52 PM Author: Violet zombie-like national titcream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343392) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met several people irl, and he has managed to shake me out of apathy which is nearly an impossible feat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343424) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: adventurous stain If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 months of this guy's life work; of never dropping out of character even once despite posting dozens of time per day.
That would require a level of dedication far beyond even JBD |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348443) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house immigrant yes. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343434) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: Shivering Pearly Indian Lodge This more or less describes my reaction in total. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343437) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:09 AM Author: Nudist piazza athletic conference I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for him, but finished reading it and found out he really is a massive douche and deserves to be a perma virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344959) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: appetizing famous landscape painting stead bingo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348429) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: Violent disturbing water buffalo Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is not comfortable. You can't skip foreplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342148) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: fragrant mexican i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but based on the op, i'm truly happy for you. that's a start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342326) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: glittery windowlicker parlor I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly and not because you didn't sex her the first time you met her. If it's the latter, you will never lose your virginity except to a fat and diseased walrus woman.
HTH |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office *becums aroused* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343286) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: Insecure love of her life office How ugly was she nyuug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343576) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Sapphire Depressive This didn't happen, FYI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343828) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: gaped bateful lettuce if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and i doff my cap to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343842) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: Sapphire Depressive He's a bored asian.
Have you posted here before? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:27 PM Author: splenetic snowy double fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344395) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:35 PM Author: hideous rose alpha nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached a new low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344508) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:28 AM Author: Balding market Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling thread in XOXO history.
I cosign the above...keep this girl on your roster for eternity. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM Author: vivacious misanthropic location pervert yeah dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345507) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:04 AM Author: vermilion dingle berry area oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345634) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:14 AM Author: charcoal pea-brained hospital deer antler flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345738) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: Aromatic yellow locus turdskin wowzers! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348431) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:48 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I have ever read a thread that produced so much lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351066) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:54 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I've already bookmarked this page for when I'm having a shitty day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351101) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon Hilarious.
Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don't just drop by a nerd's dorm room and fuck him.
I smell shenanigans here. It seems obvious to me that something embarrassing happened to nyuug, and he's masking it with what he thinks is the passable bravado "that bitch didn't put out after eskimo kisses so I'm done."
Bets on what it is? She lolled at his call from mommy? His ineptitude re the bra? His Eskimo overture?
Obviously there's something here |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to save face (but still wanted to brag about getting whatever the hell he did get). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351288) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: chocolate hall community account agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351308) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry area if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why leave in all the embarrassing shit about ineptitude with the bra and eskimo kissing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351335) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351355) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I hit that shit!" -- he's comfortable leaving in some self-deprecation (in fact that's the essence of his schtick), but his ego can't handle revealing actual humiliation.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of making out with her, and that he couldn't get her bra open in ten minutes. I think he can handle the deprecation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351377) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-to-his-mom behavior is something he should be embarrassed about.
I don't know buddy, it's just that I can't think of any other explanation for his conclusion that b/c this girl didn't put out within 30 minutes, his only option is to kick her to the curb. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351476) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry area if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i don't know; it seems like an awful lot of self-deprecation to leave in if you're of the mind to take some out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351394) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even have convinced himself of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351429) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first time he gets as far as you did that he would want to see the girl again to try to get further more than anything.
despite that, i still don't think this is flame somehow. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of normal behavior that this was just the same kind of thing taken to the next level. it certainly wasn't some wild departure from his earlier rational behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351307) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:20 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole I'd agree with this, to be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351317) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:25 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon I would also, in complete honesty, agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351371) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: hairraiser senate being completely truthful, i agree as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351382) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with stuff that's happened here before. it sucks, but he'll be Ok. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351386) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed.
For all intensive purposes, I think the community on this message blog is his only hope. That's pretty sad. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:39 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well for him. Everybody's told him what the best course is to take to be successful... at some point it's his call, though (trust me bro, we all hashed this out talking to him last night). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351506) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggestions that he try to see the girl again if that were an option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351342) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more credit than i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351392) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:33 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like total flame. You send the girl packing because she won't give you any more? Doesn't sound like this girl is going to make him wait until marriage - 2-3 "dates" and he's in. Is that really too much to ask for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351467) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's ugly enough that you're not at all attracted to her, and you weren't sure what to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351478) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because there was nothing else left to do. She wasn't attractive enough to justify taking up more of my time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351496) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Dude... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351510) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: chocolate hall community account "No, I knew exactly what to do." ..... |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station how much does this girl weigh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351523) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351539) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Citrine cocky field prole Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email it to people (I know the former has the barzini thing going against it). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351557) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351562) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351771) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually feel right, or are you going through it all because you feel you're supposed to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351578) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: Thriller Dog Poop Gas Station The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situation that i know really doesn't seem to have any grasp of why he is trying to pursue girls, and this invariably leads to his rejection. I'm not saying he's gay as he hasn't shown any interest in men that I know of. Just that he needs to do some introspection and figure out if he's chasing girls because he really wants to (and just sucks at it that much) or if he's just doing it because society/his parents/his friends/etc expect him to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351778) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:09 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to fuck, but if a girl rejects my advances and isn't attractive enough to keep around, I'm moving on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351876) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon Dude you ask the insightful Qs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351604) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351542) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never going to have the "pick of the litter." Settling might be the key to happiness in your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351525) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and preparing flash cards for your test, so da bitch gotta go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351535) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: chocolate hall community account he got what he wanted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351547) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in keeping her around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351549) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM Author: passionate becky ladyboy lol (@u, not her) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351569) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:49 PM Author: chocolate hall community account DESCRIBE you're advances in order. didn't you ever learn the bases? (french, feel, finger, fuck?) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she stopped me. Rubbed her vag and she pulled my hand away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351651) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: Razzle preventive strike but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you coulda got it done, you mighta been in there...not that you wouldnt have ruined the moment with later fumbling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351676) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office Not necessarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351699) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle factory reset button fanboi So obviously a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351680) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: chocolate hall community account and this was all before making out? where does the eskimo kissing fall? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while.
We didn't make out until the end. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: hideous rose alpha LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her pussy without even making out first, and then you were surprised when she batted your greedy yellow hand away? You seriously need a coach on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351832) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Odious Genital Piercing Box Office I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351882) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:04 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave. What the fuck is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357012) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:03 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "Serious" she isn't a prostitute. She wants to think you like her - are a friend. She is making this about as easy for you as it gets - she is quite clearly NOT just teasing you. Take her out to dinner. Treat her with respect. She will fuck you like crazy. But if you treat her like a lab animal she's going to feel like shit.
I seriously can't believe you are this clueless. You must be flame. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: tripping ebony locale 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351536) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: passionate becky ladyboy stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351537) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: cyan gunner No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick to pity you enough to jump in your bed. You're gay or delusional. That's it -- no other options.
And you never answered the question about not knowing the natural progression of hooking up. Seriously, if you want to get anywhere, you can't skip making out and just put your hand down some strange girl's pants. What the fuck?? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become a date rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351792) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: hideous rose alpha He's got his own system: 1st base: cuddling in bed 2nd: eskimo kisses 3rd: rubbing pussy over top of pants HR: making out |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:17 PM Author: hyperventilating sound barrier Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357099) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: slippery mauve quadroon And if you were attractive, she would have.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: milky concupiscible trump supporter azn I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been mentioned in this entire thread.
Makeout.
Subtly let her know you have a raging boner.
Profit.
Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen. Once a girl is in my fucking bed, the deal is as good as sealed. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: diverse garrison "Subtly let her know you have a raging boner."
i would bet any amount of money this was not the case.
"Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen"
you haven't eskimo kissed since you were 15? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM Author: milky concupiscible trump supporter azn EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing something it's never done before."
And no, I haven't? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: diverse garrison i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351715) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: milky concupiscible trump supporter azn I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351789) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: diverse garrison cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351915) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM Author: diverse garrison nyuug, can I ask you a serious q? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351564) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: lemon theater stage headpube Harry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11352559) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:39 PM Author: Charismatic Stag Film GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Board occasion!
Anyway, I salute you sir
*drinks to your health* |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:42 PM Author: Ruddy gay wizard theater I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if this has already been posted but ....
NYUUG CONTINUE TO TREAT HER LIKE SHIT AND YOU WILL GET LAID. GIRLS LIKE HER RESPOND WELL TO THAT. AS LONG AS YOU STILL COME IN CONTACT WITH HER, THERE WILL BE SEX. |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: turquoise mental disorder dilemma this seems credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357159) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:23 AM Author: Dashing disgusting keepsake machete EPIC flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11354940) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:05 PM Author: splenetic snowy double fault TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: yapping shrine cuck Must be. I don't understand it otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357028) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: Aromatic yellow locus turdskin this thread is a like a 10 car pile up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357030) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Impertinent Business Firm for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357153) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:57 PM Author: Sick Wrinkle Heaven congrats dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11358091) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:23 AM Author: Low-t dark telephone lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats.
next time, kiss her before you try to rub her boobies or her vajayjay. |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:54 AM Author: lascivious apoplectic menage jew The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank you for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443428) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:39 AM Author: yapping shrine cuck One line sums up the thread:
"i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm" |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:46 AM Author: Low-t dark telephone it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue making out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443519) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: yapping shrine cuck HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443524) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: Low-t dark telephone i guess he didn't want teh sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443529) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:54 AM Author: yapping shrine cuck well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kissed) and she pushed it away - so I guess he figured that wasn't an option and decided he'd rather study. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443537) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:11 AM Author: Arousing space hey man, we were all 15 once, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443582) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:37 AM Author: Low-t dark telephone if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her for long enough, he might have scored at least some oral action (possibly two-way). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443651) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:12 AM Author: Walnut racy university twinkling uncleanness Since we are here anyway, UPDATE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443585) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:19 AM Author: Violent Personal Credit Line And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with social anxiety. You must be so proud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443598) |
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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Motley cobalt native kitty WTF, i totally missed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574414) |
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Date: June 26th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12096724) |
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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:44 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129307) |
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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:47 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant i can never get through this thread without crying from laughing too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129327) |
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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:50 PM Author: splenetic snowy double fault TCR it's unbelievable shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129337) |
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Date: July 28th, 2009 2:04 AM Author: peach idea he suggested how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12366391) |
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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:27 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720624) |
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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:53 PM Author: Swashbuckling Insane Antidepressant Drug jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720846) |
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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: Canary cumskin church building odd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720740) |
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Date: October 10th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: wine dopamine okay at least my life isn't this bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12954255) |
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Date: February 21st, 2010 7:08 PM Author: Fantasy-prone library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#14193075) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: Mustard sanctuary candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564635) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:19 PM Author: doobsian bistre incel indirect expression the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564655) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:25 PM Author: cracking milk tattoo yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and remember exactly how i felt when i asked nyuug if rubbing noses was what he meant by eskimo kissing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564685) |
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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: magical zippy address the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536069) |
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Date: February 20th, 2011 8:26 PM Author: slimy aphrodisiac sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#17332474) |
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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:51 PM Author: slate lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305076) |
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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:57 PM Author: mind-boggling boiling water Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305123) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:36 PM Author: Brilliant roommate friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620190) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:50 PM Author: grizzly jet-lagged fat ankles resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620266) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:51 PM Author: razzmatazz step-uncle's house immigrant wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620276) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:42 PM Author: Coral hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847601) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:46 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847616) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:55 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant my favorite thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847669) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM Author: Pungent jade orchestra pit ditto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847690) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 3:09 PM Author: Titillating legal warrant i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847731) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:57 PM Author: boistinker weed whacker I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847681) |
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Date: October 30th, 2011 7:47 PM Author: hilarious pit macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19270626) |
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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:41 PM Author: faggot firefighter rigor WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste in metal. he got me into amon amarth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353623) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM Author: Internet-worthy Laughsome Boltzmann Site the board WOCs seem especially interested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847693) |