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Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.

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metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
get out
Seedy indirect expression stag film
  04/05/09
ferreal dood? details NAO.
mentally impaired talented electric furnace
  04/05/09
Oh, yes!
Avocado ceo
  04/05/09
Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my ap...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
LOL
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
epic. girl from last night?
ruddy appetizing gas station
  04/05/09
Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH T...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
180
Gay pit
  04/05/09
thanks broseidon
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
you're a god among bros
unholy organic girlfriend dragon
  04/05/09
"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.yout...
Chocolate hairless macaca
  04/05/09
Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.
dead greedy striped hyena house
  04/05/09
lol, first time i've seen this.
french cyan meetinghouse
  04/06/09
wat
Seedy indirect expression stag film
  04/05/09
instant classic. ty.
navy corn cake death wish
  04/05/09
180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you trie...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me unti...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
like you rubbed noses?
navy corn cake death wish
  04/05/09
stop.
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and ask...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
flame
Gay pit
  04/05/09
Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest duri...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you
Gay pit
  04/05/09
TITMFCR
Tan Tripping Son Of Senegal
  04/06/09
lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipati...
navy corn cake death wish
  04/05/09
All those channels...
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
18000000
Tan Tripping Son Of Senegal
  04/06/09
You picked up the phone? What a beta move
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to f...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Dood, who cares if it was your mom? A girl in your bed f...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to ...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to le...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyw...
puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio
  04/05/09
obviously, he had gotten enough
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 ...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
180
wonderful station ladyboy
  04/06/09
why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with...
puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio
  04/05/09
I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that wa...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
yea. beggars can't be choosers.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
Jinx, buy me a coke.
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
6:53 >>> 6:54 I won!
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
180
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
edit pls
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
(rofl^180)*lulz
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all a...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 t...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic jo...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking of...
sadistic pervert stage
  04/05/09
lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell ou...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper...
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed. imagin...
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
wtf? really?
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it wa...
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
This made my day.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
WTF??
Avocado ceo
  04/05/09
hahahahahaha
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her...
Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor
  04/05/09
"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy throu...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
thigh or cock work fine
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind...
Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor
  04/05/09
I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him ...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
lolwut
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is t...
Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor
  04/05/09
Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean c...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
what? the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hand...
Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor
  04/05/09
lol suree...Clit Master.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
"Clit Commander"
exhilarant violent corner
  04/06/09
I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched ...
fishy hyperventilating azn
  04/05/09
This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time abou...
Ocher alcoholic puppy
  04/16/09
Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've m...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/06/09
YOUR TOO MUCH!
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me a...
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Most epic post in xoxohth history.
snowy market hominid
  04/05/09
i think you've still got that honor
wonderful station ladyboy
  04/06/09
You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And trie...
Disturbing wine range cumskin
  04/06/09
This is truly legendary.
Big spot
  10/10/09
...
navy corn cake death wish
  06/20/11
...
navy corn cake death wish
  07/26/11
...
navy corn cake death wish
  11/12/11
was i good lover?
fluffy comical stead double fault
  04/05/09
WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to ...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If yo...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all f...
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
No.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before ...
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next ...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to d...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
She fucking told me to stop, ugh.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared ne...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
Something like that. I got tired of it myself.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra ...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra ...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
LOL
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
hilarious.
fiercely-loyal library
  04/16/09
No means yes.
Flatulent piazza brethren
  04/05/09
this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin b...
lavender hairraiser love of her life
  04/05/09
10 minutes? wtf? in my experience after the first 30 secon...
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having dif...
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first ...
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small...
dead greedy striped hyena house
  04/05/09
Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of ex...
self-centered cuckoldry potus
  04/06/09
April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.
sadistic pervert stage
  04/05/09
TITCP
impertinent mad cow disease
  04/05/09
congrats, describe girl
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. w...
ruby private investor skinny woman
  04/05/09
Underrated
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because yo...
shaky orchid point telephone
  04/05/09
placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message threa...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you ...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
We need a good wine for this occasion. http://www.whwc.c...
Chocolate hairless macaca
  04/05/09
white wine? do we need cake?
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner ...
Chocolate hairless macaca
  04/05/09
you suck my cock, boy. ps sorry if you're too new to unde...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
He didn't say he got laid.
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Criminally underrated
Flesh Bipolar Personal Credit Line
  04/05/09
tyty i was worried no one would catch this.
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/06/09
FAT!
wonderful station ladyboy
  04/06/09
let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob ...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty time...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
It's an old BooR thread. He said "he was going to dr...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
lol... BooR is the tits, man.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
u suck my cock boy
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
this must be a fake nyuug
Diverse crotch depressive
  04/05/09
No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not as...
Avocado ceo
  04/05/09
Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
Dayum.
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
I was the girl... =/
Avocado ceo
  04/05/09
You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  04/05/09
EAT A DICK UP
Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor
  04/05/09
one hundred eighy
Orange Feces
  04/05/09
DESCRIBE
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
Here's the old thread from earlier: http://www.xoxohth.co...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
ty. been meaning to post something like this: Date: Ap...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
...
nubile cruise ship
  04/05/09
good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses
lime hospital milk
  04/05/09
any answers to questions above
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
he's too busy thrusting now
ruddy appetizing gas station
  04/05/09
good.
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
serious barzini potential here. that said, who is this ch...
Dashing people who are hurt
  04/05/09
...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
white? Dont get too specific on here. How was the part...
Dashing people who are hurt
  04/05/09
Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
WGWAG
Seedy indirect expression stag film
  04/05/09
Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
rofl at 1000s
fuchsia foreskin shitlib
  04/05/09
...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers....
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog
Gay pit
  04/05/09
link?
fuchsia foreskin shitlib
  04/05/09
http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com 200k peeps per da...
lascivious sienna menage partner
  04/05/09
agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country ...
impertinent mad cow disease
  04/05/09
Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.
Translucent slap-happy base
  04/06/09
congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a histori...
impressive cracking pocket flask rigor
  04/05/09
yes!!
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
WAS IT A WHITE GIRL? DID She taste like cottage cheese?
Mind-boggling jew
  04/05/09
I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
i think he said she was a 5 or something last night
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
I ran here.
Flickering Sandwich Pozpig
  04/05/09
180
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
cosign
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
holy shit....180^180
Ultramarine bespoke voyeur parlour
  04/05/09
Outstanding! Bravo dude!
Soul-stirring hateful theatre messiness
  04/05/09
late april fools joke??
puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio
  04/05/09
awwww yeahhhh
coral lay
  04/05/09
April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.
Bateful temple sex offender
  04/05/09
4/5/09 4+5=9 - coincidence?
coral lay
  04/05/09
I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 h...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
4 months for me
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&for...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
WOCWAG
Contagious peach rehab
  08/27/11
Webcam or it never happened.
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, ...
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the s...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
the world will never be the same
Seedy indirect expression stag film
  04/05/09
4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "ny...
demanding church building sweet tailpipe
  04/05/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
A few important questions: 1) blonde? 2) Was it her fi...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
dirty blonde definitely not her first kiss we just mad...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Will you pursue her further? Describe her body.
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
No. We're history. Supple. When she jumped on top of me...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it d...
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
Obviously this thread is elaborate flame. Thanks for the...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
You can believe what you want.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
this is a bad decision
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairl...
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
Obviously this is all untrue.
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
Sadly, I think it is true.
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room....
Big spot
  04/06/09
This is what any sane, rational college male would do in thi...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/07/09
Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW H...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
lol
Gay pit
  04/05/09
i laffed
impressive cracking pocket flask rigor
  04/05/09
TITCR
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/05/09
I choked on liquids.
Ivory Violent Boltzmann Area
  04/05/09
i laughed aloud
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
ROFL
impertinent mad cow disease
  04/05/09
i will kill you with my bare fucking hands
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
LOL
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
What are you PLANS for the future?
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
except half the regulars know him irl
ruddy appetizing gas station
  04/05/09
They are all flame, too.
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
both are?
Ultramarine bespoke voyeur parlour
  04/05/09
How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly s...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
XOXO Holiday?
cruel-hearted lilac keepsake machete school
  04/05/09
NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to l...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the bi...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
don't worry, he's here ;)
Canary low-t affirmative action
  04/05/09
HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN. http://...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.
floppy lemon bbw abode
  04/05/09
4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor ??/?? = WGWAG World War?????????...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!
alcoholic beady-eyed dilemma toilet seat
  04/05/09
To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's w...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
TO BE FAIR, i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my fi...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can ...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
No dude, you just have to convince her you care without bein...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll g...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her un...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow thi...
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the fa...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into ...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
I think he is.
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up...
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
this is absolute insanity: 1) no one had ever deigned to ...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel ...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as ...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho
razzmatazz church
  04/05/09
But he doesn't realize this!
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls ...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/07/09
this is dumb.
racy umber indian lodge
  04/05/09
This is a really really bad approach to take.
coiffed pearly national
  04/05/09
Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.
mentally impaired talented electric furnace
  04/05/09
Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even...
mint mildly autistic nibblets filthpig
  04/05/09
Highlights (to be recited on 4/5) "I told her to fre...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
"We eskimo kissed" This was hilarious.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/05/09
ill edit
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because sh...
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
titmfcr
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Pensive is rolling over in his grave.
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
she's probably not a heroic woman..
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking na...
Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo
  04/05/09
Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.
mint mildly autistic nibblets filthpig
  04/05/09
In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ...
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/05/09
pls punch him in the throat for me tyia
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out...
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
edit: wrong place
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
will edit
know-it-all trump supporter laser beams
  04/05/09
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS
plum ticket booth
  04/05/09
I walked here
Aromatic white masturbator
  04/05/09
I was reluctantly pushed in here.
impressive cracking pocket flask rigor
  04/05/09
u mad
zippy hissy fit
  04/05/09
LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all. ...
Soul-stirring hateful theatre messiness
  04/05/09
Uncalled for.
Mind-boggling jew
  04/05/09
5!?
Charismatic police squad locus
  04/05/09
wow congrats!
Arousing Turquoise Center Philosopher-king
  04/05/09
ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. ...
Arousing Turquoise Center Philosopher-king
  04/05/09
Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to p...
red gaming laptop
  04/05/09
I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but w...
Splenetic Cuckold
  04/06/09
I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere ...
house-broken cuck
  04/05/09
titcream.
Nofapping dog poop
  04/05/09
if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met se...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 month...
Translucent slap-happy base
  04/06/09
i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is ...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/06/09
yes. ty.
impertinent mad cow disease
  04/05/09
This more or less describes my reaction in total.
red gaming laptop
  04/05/09
I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for h...
Big spot
  04/06/09
bingo
exhilarant violent corner
  04/06/09
Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is...
federal shimmering weed whacker
  04/05/09
i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but...
Razzle-dazzle Green Whorehouse Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/05/09
I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly a...
Ivory Violent Boltzmann Area
  04/05/09
*becums aroused*
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/05/09
How ugly was she nyuug?
copper psychic
  04/05/09
This didn't happen, FYI.
Kink-friendly set athletic conference
  04/05/09
if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and...
underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard
  04/05/09
He's a bored asian. Have you posted here before?
Kink-friendly set athletic conference
  04/05/09
180
Lake Public Bath
  04/05/09
nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached ...
multi-colored office
  04/05/09
Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling ...
startling resort
  04/06/09
yeah dog.
rough-skinned chad goyim
  04/06/09
oh man
primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band
  04/06/09
flame.
odious maniacal turdskin queen of the night
  04/06/09
wowzers!
Idiotic coldplay fan
  04/06/09
In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I ha...
concupiscible pistol
  04/06/09
I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes fr...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/06/09
Hilarious. Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to sav...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
agreed.
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why...
primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band
  04/06/09
Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-t...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm ...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i d...
primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band
  04/06/09
well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even ...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first t...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of no...
concupiscible pistol
  04/06/09
I'd agree with this, to be honest.
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
I would also, in complete honesty, agree.
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
being completely truthful, i agree as well
Mahogany thirsty chapel
  04/06/09
Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with s...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed. For all ...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well fo...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggest...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more cre...
concupiscible pistol
  04/06/09
I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like ...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/06/09
If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's u...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because th...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
Dude...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
"No, I knew exactly what to do." .....
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
how much does this girl weigh?
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email i...
coiffed pearly national
  04/06/09
No.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually f...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
lol.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situ...
Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal
  04/06/09
LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to ...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
Dude you ask the insightful Qs.
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never go...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  04/06/09
Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and ...
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
he got what he wanted.
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in kee...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
lol (@u, not her)
Maroon bearded ape
  04/06/09
Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
DESCRIBE you're advances in order. didn't you ever learn th...
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she sto...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you cou...
razzmatazz church
  04/06/09
Not necessarily.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
So obviously a homo.
Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth
  04/06/09
and this was all before making out? where does the eskimo k...
Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye
  04/06/09
The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while. ...
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her ...
multi-colored office
  04/06/09
I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.
metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire
  04/06/09
She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/07/09
Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/07/09
180
Massive Heaven Idea He Suggested
  04/06/09
stfu
Maroon bearded ape
  04/06/09
No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick ...
Rusted Sick Den
  04/06/09
seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become...
concupiscible pistol
  04/06/09
He's got his own system: 1st base: cuddling in bed 2nd: es...
multi-colored office
  04/06/09
Underrated.
Mind-boggling jew
  04/07/09
And if you were attractive, she would have.
Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary
  04/06/09
I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been menti...
Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant
  04/06/09
"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner." ...
Carmine anal friendly grandma
  04/06/09
EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing so...
Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant
  04/06/09
i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing
Carmine anal friendly grandma
  04/06/09
I know.
Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant
  04/06/09
cool
Carmine anal friendly grandma
  04/06/09
nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?
Carmine anal friendly grandma
  04/06/09
Harry?
aggressive slippery gaping wagecucks
  04/06/09
GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Boar...
pontificating dopamine
  04/06/09
I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if ...
vermilion talking mental disorder
  04/06/09
this seems credited.
Clear motley yarmulke
  04/07/09
EPIC flame.
180 locale
  04/07/09
TITCR
Lake Public Bath
  04/07/09
Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/07/09
this thread is a like a 10 car pile up
Idiotic coldplay fan
  04/07/09
for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'
supple up-to-no-good genital piercing
  04/07/09
congrats dood
dull native
  04/07/09
lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats. nex...
yapping transparent trust fund
  04/16/09
The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank yo...
fiercely-loyal library
  04/16/09
One line sums up the thread: "i got what i wanted an...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/16/09
it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue m...
yapping transparent trust fund
  04/16/09
HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/16/09
i guess he didn't want teh sex.
yapping transparent trust fund
  04/16/09
well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kis...
misunderstood effete step-uncle's house
  04/16/09
hey man, we were all 15 once, right?
magical theater stage
  04/16/09
if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her f...
yapping transparent trust fund
  04/16/09
Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?
bistre new version
  04/16/09
And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with so...
vigorous citrine rigpig
  04/16/09
...
mischievous alpha
  04/28/09
WTF, i totally missed this
territorial factory reset button degenerate
  04/28/09
never forget
concupiscible pistol
  06/26/09
...
navy corn cake death wish
  06/30/09
i can never get through this thread without crying from laug...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  06/30/09
TCR it's unbelievable shit
Lake Public Bath
  06/30/09
how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?
Marvelous background story
  07/28/09
...
navy corn cake death wish
  08/06/09
...
navy corn cake death wish
  09/11/09
jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over...
Rambunctious plaza
  09/11/09
odd
indecent cream kitchen knife
  09/11/09
okay at least my life isn't this bad
galvanic brass dysfunction state
  10/10/09
...
navy corn cake death wish
  11/23/09
...
Charismatic police squad locus
  02/21/10
...
carnelian confused crackhouse mediation
  07/20/10
...
navy corn cake death wish
  07/20/10
the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180
Henna spectacular site really tough guy
  07/20/10
yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and ...
navy corn cake death wish
  07/20/10
...
trip black brunch
  11/12/10
the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker ag...
honey-headed trailer park
  11/12/10
i agree
Chocolate hairless macaca
  11/12/10
mos def
floppy lemon bbw abode
  11/12/10
...
Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot
  02/20/11
...
aphrodisiac incel hall
  06/20/11
Ty
Rose glittery half-breed internal respiration
  06/20/11
...
zippy hissy fit
  07/26/11
...
fuchsia foreskin shitlib
  07/26/11
wow.
impertinent mad cow disease
  07/26/11
...
razzle autistic hell
  08/27/11
ty
concupiscible pistol
  08/27/11
my favorite thread of all time.
Vivacious scarlet halford
  08/27/11
ditto
concupiscible pistol
  08/27/11
i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always de...
Vivacious scarlet halford
  08/27/11
I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few ...
opaque antidepressant drug doctorate
  08/27/11
...
sexy pearl codepig
  10/30/11
WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste i...
out-of-control stain associate
  11/12/11
the board WOCs seem especially interested
Contagious peach rehab
  08/27/11


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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340955)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression stag film

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340960)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired talented electric furnace

ferreal dood? details NAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340963)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Avocado ceo

Oh, yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340967)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340974)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my apartment I told her to freshen up but she refused and literally dropped her bookbag, took off her shoes, and jumped into bed. I was like, "Uh, you really must be tired." So I continued reviewing for my psych midterm tomorrow.

Then she's like, "Um, don't take too long." I was like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna review a little." After like 3 minutes she was like, "Come to bed". I jumped in and we started cuddling and shit. I think we were in bed for like an hour and a half-ish. I was escalating pretty much the entire time but she stopped me when I 1) tried to take off her bra and 2) started rubbing her vag.

That's when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere so I told her my suitemate was supposed to come soon. Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave.

She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever. I walked her to the elevator and gave her a kiss goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341138)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing gas station

epic. girl from last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341153)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341175)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH THATS GONNA SUCK." AND I WAS ALL "what the fuck faggot this is your chance."

I AWARD MYSELF MANY 180's FOR INSPIRING NYUUG TO GET SOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341204)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Gay pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341282)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

thanks broseidon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341411)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: unholy organic girlfriend dragon

you're a god among bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341520)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Chocolate hairless macaca

"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341158)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: dead greedy striped hyena house

Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343643)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 AM
Author: french cyan meetinghouse

lol, first time i've seen this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346739)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression stag film

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341160)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish

instant classic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341169)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341177)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up? Just progress the situation naturally next time, man.

With the making out... fantastic, fantastic job, dude. You should feel awesome about yourself right now - great work, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341178)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341192)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me until she was about to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341197)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish

like you rubbed noses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341207)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341214)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and asked me about the digital TV converter and the girl literally had to lay there for 5 minutes listening to me explain to my mom why we needed to purchase one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341225)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Gay pit

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341232)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest during that. Pretty funny shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341303)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Gay pit

you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341320)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Tan Tripping Son Of Senegal

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351089)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish

lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341237)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

All those channels...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341276)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Tan Tripping Son Of Senegal

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351090)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

You picked up the phone? What a beta move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341301)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to fucking leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341307)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

Dood, who cares if it was your mom?

A girl in your bed for the first time in your life and you want her to leave so you can talk to you mom?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341321)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere with her, which was way before my mom called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341327)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341340)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio

she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyway??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341346)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

obviously, he had gotten enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341347)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 minutes of eskimo kissing. LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341359)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341344)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: wonderful station ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344957)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio

why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with you and then you want to get rid of her before your roommate gets back... what???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341325)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that was enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341331)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

yea. beggars can't be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341336)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

Jinx, buy me a coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341348)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

6:53 >>> 6:54

I won!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341602)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

edit pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341210)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

(rofl^180)*lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341217)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all about making progress. Next time this happens with her (or with anyone) you'll be more experienced and know a little more about how to progress the situation more naturally. Kissing a girl's an enormous step along the way, though - you should be wicked happy about that.

edit - wait a minute... you actually kissed her lips and not just eskimo kissed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341224)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341311)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic job man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341339)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: sadistic pervert stage

"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up?"

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. WTF?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341219)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341230)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper sequence.

wait, was her shirt still on?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341233)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed.

imagining nyuug eskimo kissing and trying to get a bra off is lulzy though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341253)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

wtf? really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341262)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it was odd, but she has been the only one to say anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341280)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

This made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341215)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Avocado ceo

WTF??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341223)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

hahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor

might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG. if you dont use your hands, she will NEVER object to having her pussy rubbed unless youre using your face or something. give it 10 minutes of dry humping, pussy rubbing, and making out, and i guarantee a fuck is in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341265)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG"

wtf..with his knee??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341279)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

thigh or cock work fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341293)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor

with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind off of what youre doing with your leg. keep talking to her, keep kissing her, etc, and she wont give too much thought to how wet she is getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341297)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him to rub me with his leg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341319)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341360)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor

it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is that you would find it difficult to object whereas if a guy uses his hands too early it is automatically shooed away. besides, you are sitting at a computer, mentally recreating the situation and consciously deciding how you would react to an experience youve never had before. imagine that you are overcome with passion and its your first time in bed with a hot guy who is clearly into you. would you tell him 'please dont occasionally rub my pussy through my pants with your quad?' i doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341371)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean covered leg is your "go-to" move. I apologize for offending you. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341391)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor

what?

the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hands before the opportunity clearly presented itself. this is a bad decision for a few reasons: 1) since the move is certainly going to be rejected, it slides the encounter into a sort of negative feedback loop where because she has already said no to one of his advances, she will be more inclined to say no to the next one. 2) it demonstrates that the guy is too concerned with feeling her pussy and he cant control himself. my suggestion to him would be to forget about her pussy and concentrate on working her mentally until she begins to take her clothes off herself, BUT if you must go for the pussy, its best physically work her in a manner that is unlikely to provoke objection yet gets the job done. im under the assumption that the reason he was rubbing her pussy was to make her horny, not just to get cop a feel.

anyway, i wouldnt expect a woman to acknowledge that this tactic works because it is sneaky takes a little control away from them. thats cool. in the few times that i have employed it (id guess 4 or 5 times), it has worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:29 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

lol suree...Clit Master.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343817)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: exhilarant violent corner

"Clit Commander"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348418)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:13 PM
Author: fishy hyperventilating azn

I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344255)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 10:29 AM
Author: Ocher alcoholic puppy

This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time about what works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443866)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've met (esp college-age ones) love to dry hump. Certainly no one has ever been like, "No, don't you dare press your leg into my crotch!"

Are you also a virgin like nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351512)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

YOUR TOO MUCH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341304)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave. "

"She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever."

these parts sound like flame to me.. could a virgin really play it cool like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341335)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341389)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: snowy market hominid

Most epic post in xoxohth history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341337)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: wonderful station ladyboy

i think you've still got that honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345008)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:23 AM
Author: Disturbing wine range cumskin

You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And tried to finger her/take off her bra before going in for an easy kiss?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346780)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Big spot

This is truly legendary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12953818)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18298535)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620140)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: fluffy comical stead double fault

was i good lover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340977)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to me (killself?)

was there groping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340980)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If you break it you owe me $40." I was like, this bra fucking sucks. She's like, no I got it at victorias secret.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341322)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all for getting it off, she would have let you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341342)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341374)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of the hooks off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341410)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341425)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341465)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341427)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next time, it works like a charm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341440)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to do at first, I get wherte you're coming from. Try this:

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-remove-a-bra-2950

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

She fucking told me to stop, ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341454)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared next time for the situation... the only way you'd know that you wouldn't know how is from the experience you got today. Now you know going forward what to do next time the situation comes up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341466)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341477)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Something like that. I got tired of it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341498)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra off to feel what's under it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra was so thick I'm not sure if what I was rubbing were her boobs or her fucking shit VS bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341526)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341536)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal library

hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443426)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Flatulent piazza brethren

No means yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: lavender hairraiser love of her life

this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin but you are also a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342558)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

10 minutes?

wtf?

in my experience after the first 30 seconds they get annoyed and do it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341378)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having difficulty with bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341388)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:16 PM
Author: dead greedy striped hyena house

Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343667)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: self-centered cuckoldry potus

Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of experience in that area.

*rimshot*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348019)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: sadistic pervert stage

April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: impertinent mad cow disease

TITCP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343365)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

congrats, describe girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340971)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: ruby private investor skinny woman

or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. were his lips cracked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341238)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: shaky orchid point telephone

could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because you kissed like a noob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340975)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340976)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you were "not excited for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340981)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340985)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Chocolate hairless macaca

We need a good wine for this occasion.

http://www.whwc.com/quintarelli-amarone-della-valpolicella-riserva-1995?utm_source=Vinquire&utm_medium=WineFeed&utm_term=winebottle&utm_campaign=base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340989)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

white wine? do we need cake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340998)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Chocolate hairless macaca

I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner where we sit around a long table and discuss this turning point in our family's legacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341008)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

you suck my cock, boy.

ps sorry if you're too new to understand this. i just wanted to mix one of the best posts from old era xo (pre-nyuug laid) with NEW ERA NYUUG-LAID XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341020)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

He didn't say he got laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341027)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND MAY NOT PLAY AS WELL ON SATURDAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341037)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:28 PM
Author: Flesh Bipolar Personal Credit Line

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343800)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

tyty i was worried no one would catch this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345389)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:15 AM
Author: wonderful station ladyboy

FAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345040)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob yet. pretty confident his dick is still dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341029)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty times this week and have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341036)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

It's an old BooR thread.

He said "he was going to drink white wine so he wouldn't eat a cake. need to stay nice and slim." and then someone asked him wtf. He then retorted "you suck my cock boy." Or something along those lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341049)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

lol... BooR is the tits, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341070)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

u suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341018)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341014)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Diverse crotch depressive

this must be a fake nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340990)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Avocado ceo

No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not ask for a kiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341009)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to his place at 3 today... I don't know how they met, but she had IMed him about taking a nap in his bed... she sounded hardcore into him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341024)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Dayum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341054)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Avocado ceo
Subject: I was the girl... =/

Yesterday he said something about getting kisses but not on the lips. Then everyone told him 'you don't ask for lip kisses, Creep'.

- creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341190)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot

You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340996)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Vengeful parlor fortuitous meteor

EAT A DICK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341031)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Orange Feces

one hundred eighy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341050)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341066)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341082)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Here's the old thread from earlier:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341102)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

ty. been meaning to post something like this:

Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM

Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341174)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341184)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: nubile cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341399)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: lime hospital milk

good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341104)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

any answers to questions above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341119)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing gas station

he's too busy thrusting now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341125)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341209)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Dashing people who are hurt

serious barzini potential here.

that said, who is this chick (generally)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341162)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341179)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Dashing people who are hurt

white?

Dont get too specific on here. How was the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341187)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341202)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression stag film

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341211)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so incredibly proud of this dude for making out with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341195)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: fuchsia foreskin shitlib

rofl at 1000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341234)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341248)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341266)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Gay pit

probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: fuchsia foreskin shitlib

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341312)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: lascivious sienna menage partner

http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com

200k peeps per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341601)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: impertinent mad cow disease

agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country have been following nyuug's saga for months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343390)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Translucent slap-happy base

Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11347917)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: impressive cracking pocket flask rigor

congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341180)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

yes!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341194)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jew

WAS IT A WHITE GIRL?

DID She taste like cottage cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341196)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on his fucked up scale...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341220)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

i think he said she was a 5 or something last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341287)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Flickering Sandwich Pozpig

I ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341203)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341235)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341251)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Ultramarine bespoke voyeur parlour

holy shit....180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341879)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hateful theatre messiness

Outstanding! Bravo dude!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341218)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: puce histrionic bawdyhouse digit ratio

late april fools joke??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341242)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: coral lay

awwww yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341244)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Bateful temple sex offender

April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341245)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: coral lay

4/5/09

4+5=9 - coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341256)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 hours. Does this make me sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341247)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

4 months for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804

I couldn't contain my excitement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341267)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: Contagious peach rehab

WOCWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847610)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

Webcam or it never happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341250)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341252)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, but... this really needs a sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341260)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the subject to look like he has super-mod-powers. He had to know this would never fall below the top 2 or 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341274)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341269)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Seedy indirect expression stag film

the world will never be the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341270)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: demanding church building sweet tailpipe

Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "nyuug's schtick has jumped the shark" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341281)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341283)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

A few important questions:

1) blonde?

2) Was it her first kiss too or is she a huge slut? It's hard to tell

3) Describe your conversation with her at the party. Did you play twister with her? More importantly, if so, did you create TEH FULCRUM?

4) Why did you want to get rid of her so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341302)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

dirty blonde

definitely not her first kiss

we just made small talk and bantered a little, didnt play with her, no

i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341363)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Will you pursue her further?

Describe her body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341383)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

No. We're history.

Supple. When she jumped on top of me I felt like my intestines were getting smushed by a steamroller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it doesnt sound like a bad set up for a follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341420)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341435)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

Obviously this thread is elaborate flame.

Thanks for the laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

You can believe what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341480)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

this is a bad decision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341489)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairly slutty with you after you've just met her the previous night, and you're blowing her off because it might take one or two more times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341553)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

Obviously this is all untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

Sadly, I think it is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341606)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:03 AM
Author: Big spot

WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room. So because she isn't an epic whore you're finished? She sounds fat, so what... everyone has done a fatty, and it will be good practice for you. She wanted to kiss you MOAR as she was leaving. Get drunk and bring her back, kiss for a while before you start to escalate and you may then pound vag and post here quickly afterward (aka 15 seconds after penetration).

Godspeed brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344902)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

This is what any sane, rational college male would do in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357061)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but as someone who is taking complete credit for getting you this far, you should continue with this girl.

She clearly wants you a lot more than any other girl you've met. She was probably just playing hard to get with the "i don't have sex" business. Even if you're not very attracted to her, you need to get some practice-fucks. Plus, it will be fun. Plus, she might have friends if you're not a jackass to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW HE HAS TO STUDY BEFORE HIS MOM CALLS AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: Gay pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: impressive cracking pocket flask rigor

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342716)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342725)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: Ivory Violent Boltzmann Area

I choked on liquids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

i laughed aloud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343007)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: impertinent mad cow disease

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

i will kill you with my bare fucking hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341594)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341605)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

What are you PLANS for the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341305)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence, that you are flame. Not just this post, but your entire persona.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341324)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing gas station

except half the regulars know him irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341353)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

They are all flame, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341387)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Ultramarine bespoke voyeur parlour

both are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341900)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly she sharpest lightbulb in the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: cruel-hearted lilac keepsake machete school

XOXO Holiday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341350)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to listen to and feel badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341351)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the biggest day in the WGWAG movement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341362)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Canary low-t affirmative action

don't worry, he's here

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: floppy lemon bbw abode

right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341405)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor

??/?? = WGWAG World War??????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341424)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: alcoholic beady-eyed dilemma toilet seat

WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341431)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's way worse than just being a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

TO BE FAIR,

i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my first lip-lip/lip-tongue/tongue-tongue kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can just toss that girl in the trash, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341525)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

No dude, you just have to convince her you care without being clingy. THEN SEX! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341546)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll give in eventually. And if not, at least you have someone to make out with and whatever she will let you do untill you find someone hotter who will fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341574)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:24 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her until 3-5 dates.

ALSO, your obvious inexperience may have sent mixed signals. IE - skipping to vag touch BEFORE kissing sends the message "I think you are a whore piece of meat." So don't put this all on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341621)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow things down. This girl obviously wants you like no other. Not having sex with you the day after meeting is how she makes it clear she's not a complete utter and whore, just a regular whore.

If you don't see her again, I want my haircut money back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341575)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341616)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341629)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into him. I would take him under my wings and help him get laid. My one good deed in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341782)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to hurt us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341624)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

I think he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341626)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341638)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up pride getting in the way of results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341694)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

this is absolute insanity:

1) no one had ever deigned to kiss him before, let alone have sex with him

2) he met her the day before

3) they were fucking sober

4) he did all those other ridiculous things like trying to continue his homework that i was trying not to be mad about, but are inflaming me now

this girl is a fucking champ for putting up with any of that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341749)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel sorry for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341797)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as she did this to a guy who apparently does and thinks everything wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341836)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

But he doesn't realize this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342070)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls like that. She's probably been treated like shit before and wants a guy who will be nice to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: racy umber indian lodge

this is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341625)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

This is a really really bad approach to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341630)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: mentally impaired talented electric furnace

Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341643)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: mint mildly autistic nibblets filthpig

Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even fucking kissed her. You've watched way too much porn. This is a very good start, and really as much or more than anything you should have reasonably expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341697)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

Highlights (to be recited on 4/5)

"I told her to freshen up... but she... jumped into bed... I continued reviewing for my psych midterm. [M]y mom called... the girl [laid] there for 5 minutes listening to me [speak] to my mom."

"[W]e were in bed for... AN HOUR AND A HALF... eskimo kiss[ing]... [before we]... started making out. I... tried to take off her bra... and...started rubbing her vag... she stopped me."

"I felt like I got enough [then] I told her she should leave."

"[Then] She... started trying to make out with me... I turned my head... but whatever."

"I... gave her a kiss goodbye."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341541)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

"We eskimo kissed"

This was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341547)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

ill edit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341559)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because she didn't have sex with him the day after meeting him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341569)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341588)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

Pensive is rolling over in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341599)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

she's probably not a heroic woman..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341640)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Irradiated infuriating forum tattoo

Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking nap in his bed the day after she met him. He's a total fool if he doesn't see her again, because there's no way he's not at least getting her naked next time, or sleeping with her within a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341656)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first 24 hours, she's history?

We need to present a unified front. Let's all boycott NYUUG posts untill he agrees to continue with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341692)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: mint mildly autistic nibblets filthpig

TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341591)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ain't fuck the first night, I ain't gon keep er."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341596)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341603)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

pls punch him in the throat for me tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341607)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out so I could explain the DTV conversion to my mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341582)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

edit: wrong place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341583)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: know-it-all trump supporter laser beams

will edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341632)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: plum ticket booth

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341556)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Aromatic white masturbator

I walked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341650)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: impressive cracking pocket flask rigor

I was reluctantly pushed in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: zippy hissy fit

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341849)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hateful theatre messiness

LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all.

You may have already ruined some of your goodwill with this girl. If she calls you again, you better hang out or you are a fucking fool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341987)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jew

Uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus

5!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing Turquoise Center Philosopher-king

wow congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342013)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: Arousing Turquoise Center Philosopher-king

ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. Why are you being a dopey dumb dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342154)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: red gaming laptop

Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to post that stupid Michael Jackson gif?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342067)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Splenetic Cuckold

I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but was too lazy to get the URL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: house-broken cuck

I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere with a girl, anger at his blatant stupidity in blowing her off because she wouldn't sex him the day after they met and a sick feeling that we're all the victims of the most elaborate flame in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342147)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Nofapping dog poop

titcream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met several people irl, and he has managed to shake me out of apathy which is nearly an impossible feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343424)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Translucent slap-happy base

If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 months of this guy's life work; of never dropping out of character even once despite posting dozens of time per day.

That would require a level of dedication far beyond even JBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348036)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: impertinent mad cow disease

yes. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: red gaming laptop

This more or less describes my reaction in total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343437)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Big spot

I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for him, but finished reading it and found out he really is a massive douche and deserves to be a perma virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344959)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: exhilarant violent corner

bingo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: federal shimmering weed whacker

Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is not comfortable. You can't skip foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Green Whorehouse Twinkling Uncleanness

i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but based on the op, i'm truly happy for you. that's a start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342326)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Ivory Violent Boltzmann Area

I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly and not because you didn't sex her the first time you met her. If it's the latter, you will never lose your virginity except to a fat and diseased walrus woman.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343275)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

*becums aroused*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: copper psychic

How ugly was she nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343576)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:31 PM
Author: Kink-friendly set athletic conference

This didn't happen, FYI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343828)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:32 PM
Author: underhanded zombie-like shrine gay wizard

if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and i doff my cap to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343842)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly set athletic conference

He's a bored asian.

Have you posted here before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:27 PM
Author: Lake Public Bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344395)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: multi-colored office

nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached a new low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344508)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: startling resort

Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling thread in XOXO history.

I cosign the above...keep this girl on your roster for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345204)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: rough-skinned chad goyim

yeah dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345507)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:04 AM
Author: primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345634)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: odious maniacal turdskin queen of the night

flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345738)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: Idiotic coldplay fan

wowzers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348431)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I have ever read a thread that produced so much lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351066)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I've already bookmarked this page for when I'm having a shitty day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351101)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

Hilarious.

Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don't just drop by a nerd's dorm room and fuck him.

I smell shenanigans here. It seems obvious to me that something embarrassing happened to nyuug, and he's masking it with what he thinks is the passable bravado "that bitch didn't put out after eskimo kisses so I'm done."

Bets on what it is? She lolled at his call from mommy? His ineptitude re the bra? His Eskimo overture?

Obviously there's something here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351222)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to save face (but still wanted to brag about getting whatever the hell he did get).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351288)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351308)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band

if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why leave in all the embarrassing shit about ineptitude with the bra and eskimo kissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351335)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351355)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I hit that shit!" -- he's comfortable leaving in some self-deprecation (in fact that's the essence of his schtick), but his ego can't handle revealing actual humiliation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351363)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of making out with her, and that he couldn't get her bra open in ten minutes. I think he can handle the deprecation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351377)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-to-his-mom behavior is something he should be embarrassed about.

I don't know buddy, it's just that I can't think of any other explanation for his conclusion that b/c this girl didn't put out within 30 minutes, his only option is to kick her to the curb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351455)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351476)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: primrose mad-dog skullcap elastic band

if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i don't know; it seems like an awful lot of self-deprecation to leave in if you're of the mind to take some out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351394)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even have convinced himself of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351429)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first time he gets as far as you did that he would want to see the girl again to try to get further more than anything.

despite that, i still don't think this is flame somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351264)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of normal behavior that this was just the same kind of thing taken to the next level. it certainly wasn't some wild departure from his earlier rational behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351307)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:20 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

I'd agree with this, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351317)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

I would also, in complete honesty, agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351371)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Mahogany thirsty chapel

being completely truthful, i agree as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351382)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with stuff that's happened here before. it sucks, but he'll be Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351386)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed.

For all intensive purposes, I think the community on this message blog is his only hope. That's pretty sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351470)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well for him. Everybody's told him what the best course is to take to be successful... at some point it's his call, though (trust me bro, we all hashed this out talking to him last night).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351506)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggestions that he try to see the girl again if that were an option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351342)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more credit than i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351392)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like total flame. You send the girl packing because she won't give you any more? Doesn't sound like this girl is going to make him wait until marriage - 2-3 "dates" and he's in. Is that really too much to ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351436)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351467)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's ugly enough that you're not at all attracted to her, and you weren't sure what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351478)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because there was nothing else left to do. She wasn't attractive enough to justify taking up more of my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351496)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Dude...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351510)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

"No, I knew exactly what to do."

.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351514)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

how much does this girl weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351523)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351539)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: coiffed pearly national

Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email it to people (I know the former has the barzini thing going against it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351557)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351562)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351771)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually feel right, or are you going through it all because you feel you're supposed to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351578)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351600)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Adventurous onyx sneaky criminal

The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situation that i know really doesn't seem to have any grasp of why he is trying to pursue girls, and this invariably leads to his rejection. I'm not saying he's gay as he hasn't shown any interest in men that I know of. Just that he needs to do some introspection and figure out if he's chasing girls because he really wants to (and just sucks at it that much) or if he's just doing it because society/his parents/his friends/etc expect him to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351778)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to fuck, but if a girl rejects my advances and isn't attractive enough to keep around, I'm moving on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351876)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

Dude you ask the insightful Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351604)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351542)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never going to have the "pick of the litter." Settling might be the key to happiness in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351525)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and preparing flash cards for your test, so da bitch gotta go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351535)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

he got what he wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351547)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in keeping her around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351549)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Maroon bearded ape

lol (@u, not her)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351569)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351579)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

DESCRIBE you're advances in order.

didn't you ever learn the bases? (french, feel, finger, fuck?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351631)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she stopped me. Rubbed her vag and she pulled my hand away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351651)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz church

but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you coulda got it done, you mighta been in there...not that you wouldnt have ruined the moment with later fumbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351676)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

Not necessarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351699)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Jet-lagged stage scourge upon the earth

So obviously a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351680)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Sapphire Stimulating Karate Round Eye

and this was all before making out?

where does the eskimo kissing fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351704)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while.

We didn't make out until the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351717)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: multi-colored office

LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her pussy without even making out first, and then you were surprised when she batted your greedy yellow hand away? You seriously need a coach on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351832)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: metal cerebral prole multi-billionaire

I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351882)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave. What the fuck is your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357012)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "Serious" she isn't a prostitute. She wants to think you like her - are a friend. She is making this about as easy for you as it gets - she is quite clearly NOT just teasing you. Take her out to dinner. Treat her with respect. She will fuck you like crazy. But if you treat her like a lab animal she's going to feel like shit.

I seriously can't believe you are this clueless. You must be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357006)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Massive Heaven Idea He Suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351536)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Maroon bearded ape

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351537)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Den

No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick to pity you enough to jump in your bed. You're gay or delusional. That's it -- no other options.

And you never answered the question about not knowing the natural progression of hooking up. Seriously, if you want to get anywhere, you can't skip making out and just put your hand down some strange girl's pants. What the fuck??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351766)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become a date rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351792)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored office

He's got his own system:

1st base: cuddling in bed

2nd: eskimo kisses

3rd: rubbing pussy over top of pants

HR: making out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351883)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jew

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357099)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Outnumbered Mexican Sanctuary

And if you were attractive, she would have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351491)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant

I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been mentioned in this entire thread.

Makeout.

Subtly let her know you have a raging boner.

Profit.

Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen. Once a girl is in my fucking bed, the deal is as good as sealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351560)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Carmine anal friendly grandma

"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner."

i would bet any amount of money this was not the case.

"Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen"

you haven't eskimo kissed since you were 15?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351686)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant

EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing something it's never done before."

And no, I haven't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351698)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Carmine anal friendly grandma

i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351715)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Boyish Giraffe Legal Warrant

I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351789)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: Carmine anal friendly grandma

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351915)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: Carmine anal friendly grandma

nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351564)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 10:10 PM
Author: aggressive slippery gaping wagecucks

Harry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11352559)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: pontificating dopamine

GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Board occasion!

Anyway, I salute you sir

*drinks to your health*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353864)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:42 PM
Author: vermilion talking mental disorder

I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if this has already been posted but ....

NYUUG CONTINUE TO TREAT HER LIKE SHIT AND YOU WILL GET LAID. GIRLS LIKE HER RESPOND WELL TO THAT. AS LONG AS YOU STILL COME IN CONTACT WITH HER, THERE WILL BE SEX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353888)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: Clear motley yarmulke

this seems credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357159)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: 180 locale

EPIC flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11354940)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: Lake Public Bath

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357022)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357028)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Idiotic coldplay fan

this thread is a like a 10 car pile up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357030)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: supple up-to-no-good genital piercing

for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357153)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: dull native

congrats dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11358091)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:23 AM
Author: yapping transparent trust fund

lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats.

next time, kiss her before you try to rub her boobies or her vajayjay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443418)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal library

The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank you for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443428)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:39 AM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

One line sums up the thread:

"i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443501)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:46 AM
Author: yapping transparent trust fund

it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue making out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443519)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443524)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: yapping transparent trust fund

i guess he didn't want teh sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443529)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:54 AM
Author: misunderstood effete step-uncle's house

well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kissed) and she pushed it away - so I guess he figured that wasn't an option and decided he'd rather study.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443537)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: magical theater stage

hey man, we were all 15 once, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443582)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: yapping transparent trust fund

if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her for long enough, he might have scored at least some oral action (possibly two-way).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443651)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: bistre new version

Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443585)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:19 AM
Author: vigorous citrine rigpig

And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with social anxiety. You must be so proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443598)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: mischievous alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574298)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: territorial factory reset button degenerate

WTF, i totally missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574414)



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Date: June 26th, 2009 10:03 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12096724)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:44 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129307)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

i can never get through this thread without crying from laughing too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129327)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: Lake Public Bath

TCR it's unbelievable shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129337)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 2:04 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12366391)



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Date: August 6th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12435815)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720624)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Rambunctious plaza

jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720846)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: indecent cream kitchen knife

odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720740)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: galvanic brass dysfunction state

okay at least my life isn't this bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12954255)



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Date: November 23rd, 2009 3:21 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#13348213)



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Date: February 21st, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Charismatic police squad locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#14193075)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: carnelian confused crackhouse mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564635)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:18 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564651)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Henna spectacular site really tough guy

the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564655)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: navy corn cake death wish

yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and remember exactly how i felt when i asked nyuug if rubbing noses was what he meant by eskimo kissing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564685)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: trip black brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536016)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: honey-headed trailer park

the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536069)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Chocolate hairless macaca

i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536105)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:13 PM
Author: floppy lemon bbw abode

mos def

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536125)



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Date: February 20th, 2011 8:26 PM
Author: Fragrant Bossy Hunting Ground Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#17332474)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac incel hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305076)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:57 PM
Author: Rose glittery half-breed internal respiration

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305123)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: zippy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620190)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: fuchsia foreskin shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620266)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: impertinent mad cow disease

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620276)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: razzle autistic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847601)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:46 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847616)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847669)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: concupiscible pistol

ditto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847690)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 3:09 PM
Author: Vivacious scarlet halford

i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always delivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847731)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: opaque antidepressant drug doctorate

I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847681)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: sexy pearl codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19270626)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:41 PM
Author: out-of-control stain associate

WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste in metal. he got me into amon amarth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353623)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious peach rehab

the board WOCs seem especially interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847693)