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Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.

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razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
get out
primrose thriller theater stage
  04/05/09
ferreal dood? details NAO.
Black principal's office travel guidebook
  04/05/09
Oh, yes!
Peach galvanic church building goyim
  04/05/09
Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my ap...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
LOL
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
epic. girl from last night?
Histrionic Mediation Senate
  04/05/09
Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH T...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
180
bateful partner sanctuary
  04/05/09
thanks broseidon
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
you're a god among bros
Mauve cracking market
  04/05/09
"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.yout...
Grizzly hospital
  04/05/09
Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.
ocher church
  04/05/09
lol, first time i've seen this.
180 Henna Stead
  04/06/09
wat
primrose thriller theater stage
  04/05/09
instant classic. ty.
Cream indecent casino masturbator
  04/05/09
180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you trie...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me unti...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
like you rubbed noses?
Cream indecent casino masturbator
  04/05/09
stop.
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and ask...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
flame
bateful partner sanctuary
  04/05/09
Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest duri...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you
bateful partner sanctuary
  04/05/09
TITMFCR
Godawful Sweet Tailpipe Theatre
  04/06/09
lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipati...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
  04/05/09
All those channels...
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
18000000
Godawful Sweet Tailpipe Theatre
  04/06/09
You picked up the phone? What a beta move
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to f...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Dood, who cares if it was your mom? A girl in your bed f...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to ...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to le...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyw...
Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall
  04/05/09
obviously, he had gotten enough
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 ...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
180
Rebellious Kitty Cat
  04/06/09
why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with...
Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall
  04/05/09
I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that wa...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
yea. beggars can't be choosers.
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
Jinx, buy me a coke.
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
6:53 >>> 6:54 I won!
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
180
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
edit pls
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
(rofl^180)*lulz
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all a...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 t...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic jo...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking of...
misunderstood transparent stage
  04/05/09
lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell ou...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper...
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed. imagin...
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
wtf? really?
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it wa...
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
This made my day.
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
WTF??
Peach galvanic church building goyim
  04/05/09
hahahahahaha
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her...
bright idiotic giraffe becky
  04/05/09
"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy throu...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
thigh or cock work fine
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind...
bright idiotic giraffe becky
  04/05/09
I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him ...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
lolwut
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is t...
bright idiotic giraffe becky
  04/05/09
Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean c...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
what? the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hand...
bright idiotic giraffe becky
  04/05/09
lol suree...Clit Master.
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
"Clit Commander"
Vivacious Slimy Round Eye Hissy Fit
  04/06/09
I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched ...
Odious bipolar area
  04/05/09
This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time abou...
ruddy indian lodge twinkling uncleanness
  04/16/09
Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've m...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg
stubborn love of her life
  04/06/09
YOUR TOO MUCH!
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me a...
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Most epic post in xoxohth history.
marvelous forum juggernaut
  04/05/09
i think you've still got that honor
Rebellious Kitty Cat
  04/06/09
You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And trie...
Chrome Kitchen
  04/06/09
This is truly legendary.
Cyan Dilemma Messiness
  10/10/09
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Cream indecent casino masturbator
  06/20/11
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Cream indecent casino masturbator
  07/26/11
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Cream indecent casino masturbator
  11/12/11
was i good lover?
titillating honey-headed range
  04/05/09
WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to ...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If yo...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all f...
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
No.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before ...
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next ...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to d...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
She fucking told me to stop, ugh.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared ne...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
Something like that. I got tired of it myself.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra ...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra ...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
LOL
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
hilarious.
french elastic band
  04/16/09
No means yes.
Naked house associate
  04/05/09
this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin b...
adulterous ungodly affirmative action son of senegal
  04/05/09
10 minutes? wtf? in my experience after the first 30 secon...
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having dif...
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first ...
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small...
ocher church
  04/05/09
Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of ex...
soul-stirring party of the first part
  04/06/09
April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.
misunderstood transparent stage
  04/05/09
TITCP
smoky flickering location milk
  04/05/09
congrats, describe girl
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
  04/05/09
or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. w...
swashbuckling pisswyrm native
  04/05/09
Underrated
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because yo...
boyish hell
  04/05/09
placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message threa...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you ...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
We need a good wine for this occasion. http://www.whwc.c...
Grizzly hospital
  04/05/09
white wine? do we need cake?
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner ...
Grizzly hospital
  04/05/09
you suck my cock, boy. ps sorry if you're too new to unde...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
He didn't say he got laid.
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Criminally underrated
slap-happy gas station
  04/05/09
tyty i was worried no one would catch this.
Bearded temple
  04/06/09
FAT!
Rebellious Kitty Cat
  04/06/09
let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob ...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty time...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
It's an old BooR thread. He said "he was going to dr...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
lol... BooR is the tits, man.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
u suck my cock boy
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
this must be a fake nyuug
Stirring Piazza
  04/05/09
No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not as...
Peach galvanic church building goyim
  04/05/09
Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
Dayum.
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
I was the girl... =/
Peach galvanic church building goyim
  04/05/09
You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?
Hot water buffalo plaza
  04/05/09
EAT A DICK UP
bright idiotic giraffe becky
  04/05/09
one hundred eighy
cruel-hearted rusted den boistinker
  04/05/09
DESCRIBE
anal state
  04/05/09
THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
Here's the old thread from earlier: http://www.xoxohth.co...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
ty. been meaning to post something like this: Date: Ap...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
...
sable racy police squad factory reset button
  04/05/09
good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses
House-broken Cuck
  04/05/09
any answers to questions above
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
he's too busy thrusting now
Histrionic Mediation Senate
  04/05/09
good.
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
serious barzini potential here. that said, who is this ch...
erotic chad incel
  04/05/09
...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
white? Dont get too specific on here. How was the part...
erotic chad incel
  04/05/09
Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
WGWAG
primrose thriller theater stage
  04/05/09
Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
rofl at 1000s
tan ladyboy
  04/05/09
...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers....
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog
bateful partner sanctuary
  04/05/09
link?
tan ladyboy
  04/05/09
http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com 200k peeps per da...
concupiscible umber center
  04/05/09
agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country ...
smoky flickering location milk
  04/05/09
Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.
Laughsome stock car
  04/06/09
congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a histori...
coral chapel organic girlfriend
  04/05/09
yes!!
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
WAS IT A WHITE GIRL? DID She taste like cottage cheese?
Multi-colored jade university pocket flask
  04/05/09
I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
i think he said she was a 5 or something last night
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
I ran here.
mind-boggling dopamine set
  04/05/09
180
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
cosign
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
holy shit....180^180
Heady lemon place of business
  04/05/09
Outstanding! Bravo dude!
Frozen confused office nibblets
  04/05/09
late april fools joke??
Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall
  04/05/09
awwww yeahhhh
Pink tantric brunch
  04/05/09
April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.
Dashing pearl therapy lay
  04/05/09
4/5/09 4+5=9 - coincidence?
Pink tantric brunch
  04/05/09
I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 h...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
4 months for me
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&for...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
WOCWAG
Fragrant low-t home blood rage
  08/27/11
Webcam or it never happened.
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, ...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the s...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
the world will never be the same
primrose thriller theater stage
  04/05/09
4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "ny...
lilac toilet seat
  04/05/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
A few important questions: 1) blonde? 2) Was it her fi...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
dirty blonde definitely not her first kiss we just mad...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Will you pursue her further? Describe her body.
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
No. We're history. Supple. When she jumped on top of me...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it d...
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
Obviously this thread is elaborate flame. Thanks for the...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
You can believe what you want.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
this is a bad decision
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairl...
anal state
  04/05/09
Obviously this is all untrue.
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
Sadly, I think it is true.
anal state
  04/05/09
WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room....
Cyan Dilemma Messiness
  04/06/09
This is what any sane, rational college male would do in thi...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/07/09
Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW H...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
lol
bateful partner sanctuary
  04/05/09
i laffed
coral chapel organic girlfriend
  04/05/09
TITCR
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/05/09
I choked on liquids.
glassy beady-eyed locus genital piercing
  04/05/09
i laughed aloud
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
ROFL
smoky flickering location milk
  04/05/09
i will kill you with my bare fucking hands
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
LOL
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
What are you PLANS for the future?
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
except half the regulars know him irl
Histrionic Mediation Senate
  04/05/09
They are all flame, too.
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
both are?
Heady lemon place of business
  04/05/09
How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly s...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
XOXO Holiday?
Painfully honest clear locale personal credit line
  04/05/09
NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to l...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the bi...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
don't worry, he's here ;)
Trip national security agency
  04/05/09
HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN. http://...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.
Brass gay wizard parlour
  04/05/09
4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor ??/?? = WGWAG World War?????????...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!
bat-shit-crazy cerebral degenerate site
  04/05/09
To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's w...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
TO BE FAIR, i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my fi...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can ...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
No dude, you just have to convince her you care without bein...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll g...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her un...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow thi...
anal state
  04/05/09
omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the fa...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into ...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
I think he is.
anal state
  04/05/09
i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up...
anal state
  04/05/09
this is absolute insanity: 1) no one had ever deigned to ...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel ...
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as ...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/05/09
But he doesn't realize this!
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls ...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/07/09
this is dumb.
Red meetinghouse halford
  04/05/09
This is a really really bad approach to take.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/05/09
Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.
Black principal's office travel guidebook
  04/05/09
Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even...
Vigorous Friendly Grandma
  04/05/09
Highlights (to be recited on 4/5) "I told her to fre...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
"We eskimo kissed" This was hilarious.
stubborn love of her life
  04/05/09
ill edit
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because sh...
anal state
  04/05/09
titmfcr
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Pensive is rolling over in his grave.
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
she's probably not a heroic woman..
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking na...
anal state
  04/05/09
Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first...
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.
Vigorous Friendly Grandma
  04/05/09
In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ...
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.
Bearded temple
  04/05/09
pls punch him in the throat for me tyia
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out...
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/05/09
edit: wrong place
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
will edit
Puce drunken corner
  04/05/09
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS
Curious indigo rehab mad cow disease
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I walked here
Motley ticket booth psychic
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I was reluctantly pushed in here.
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u mad
contagious skinny woman station
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LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all. ...
Frozen confused office nibblets
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Uncalled for.
Multi-colored jade university pocket flask
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5!?
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
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wow congrats!
chest-beating bespoke spot legal warrant
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ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. ...
chest-beating bespoke spot legal warrant
  04/05/09
Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to p...
Crimson frum address
  04/05/09
I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but w...
Bearded temple
  04/06/09
I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere ...
bistre pistol
  04/05/09
titcream.
Razzle cuckoldry resort
  04/05/09
if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met se...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 month...
Laughsome stock car
  04/06/09
i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is ...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/06/09
yes. ty.
smoky flickering location milk
  04/05/09
This more or less describes my reaction in total.
Crimson frum address
  04/05/09
I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for h...
Cyan Dilemma Messiness
  04/06/09
bingo
Vivacious Slimy Round Eye Hissy Fit
  04/06/09
Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is...
learning disabled greedy mood fat ankles
  04/05/09
i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but...
Avocado generalized bond ratface
  04/05/09
I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly a...
glassy beady-eyed locus genital piercing
  04/05/09
*becums aroused*
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/05/09
How ugly was she nyuug?
aromatic half-breed
  04/05/09
This didn't happen, FYI.
startling scourge upon the earth theater
  04/05/09
if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and...
Underhanded Circlehead Library
  04/05/09
He's a bored asian. Have you posted here before?
startling scourge upon the earth theater
  04/05/09
180
Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse
  04/05/09
nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached ...
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point
  04/05/09
Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling ...
self-centered garrison idiot
  04/06/09
yeah dog.
charismatic stage stain
  04/06/09
oh man
Hairraiser sapphire box office
  04/06/09
flame.
cerise cowardly sound barrier business firm
  04/06/09
wowzers!
opaque cumskin
  04/06/09
In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I ha...
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  04/06/09
I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes fr...
stubborn love of her life
  04/06/09
Hilarious. Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to sav...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
agreed.
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why...
Hairraiser sapphire box office
  04/06/09
Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-t...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm ...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i d...
Hairraiser sapphire box office
  04/06/09
well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even ...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first t...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of no...
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  04/06/09
I'd agree with this, to be honest.
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
I would also, in complete honesty, agree.
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
being completely truthful, i agree as well
Violent Trailer Park
  04/06/09
Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with s...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed. For all ...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well fo...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggest...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more cre...
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  04/06/09
I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like ...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/06/09
If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's u...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because th...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
Dude...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
"No, I knew exactly what to do." .....
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
how much does this girl weigh?
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email i...
Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting
  04/06/09
No.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually f...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
lol.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situ...
electric scarlet coffee pot private investor
  04/06/09
LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to ...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
Dude you ask the insightful Qs.
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never go...
stubborn love of her life
  04/06/09
Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and ...
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
he got what he wanted.
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in kee...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
lol (@u, not her)
effete whorehouse gunner
  04/06/09
Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
DESCRIBE you're advances in order. didn't you ever learn th...
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she sto...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you cou...
Purple internet-worthy abode feces
  04/06/09
Not necessarily.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
So obviously a homo.
Thirsty School Cafeteria
  04/06/09
and this was all before making out? where does the eskimo k...
bull headed crotch nursing home
  04/06/09
The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while. ...
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her ...
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point
  04/06/09
I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.
razzmatazz insane digit ratio
  04/06/09
She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/07/09
Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/07/09
180
blue frisky tanning salon
  04/06/09
stfu
effete whorehouse gunner
  04/06/09
No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick ...
flushed big voyeur regret
  04/06/09
seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become...
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  04/06/09
He's got his own system: 1st base: cuddling in bed 2nd: es...
Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point
  04/06/09
Underrated.
Multi-colored jade university pocket flask
  04/07/09
And if you were attractive, she would have.
Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship
  04/06/09
I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been menti...
nofapping azure legend mental disorder
  04/06/09
"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner." ...
green dingle berry
  04/06/09
EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing so...
nofapping azure legend mental disorder
  04/06/09
i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing
green dingle berry
  04/06/09
I know.
nofapping azure legend mental disorder
  04/06/09
cool
green dingle berry
  04/06/09
nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?
green dingle berry
  04/06/09
Harry?
metal bronze people who are hurt property
  04/06/09
GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Boar...
Hilarious well-lubricated death wish shrine
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I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if ...
arousing bbw persian
  04/06/09
this seems credited.
fighting adventurous liquid oxygen national
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EPIC flame.
Gold submissive base
  04/07/09
TITCR
Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse
  04/07/09
Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.
citrine nubile lodge
  04/07/09
this thread is a like a 10 car pile up
opaque cumskin
  04/07/09
for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'
Hairless Athletic Conference
  04/07/09
congrats dood
cobalt field faggot firefighter
  04/07/09
lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats. nex...
supple splenetic ceo parlor
  04/16/09
The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank yo...
french elastic band
  04/16/09
One line sums up the thread: "i got what i wanted an...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/16/09
it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue m...
supple splenetic ceo parlor
  04/16/09
HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED
citrine nubile lodge
  04/16/09
i guess he didn't want teh sex.
supple splenetic ceo parlor
  04/16/09
well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kis...
citrine nubile lodge
  04/16/09
hey man, we were all 15 once, right?
Excitant fishy school community account
  04/16/09
if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her f...
supple splenetic ceo parlor
  04/16/09
Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?
twinkling goal in life potus
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And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with so...
canary bawdyhouse
  04/16/09
...
walnut rambunctious black woman
  04/28/09
WTF, i totally missed this
Aphrodisiac big-titted really tough guy nowag
  04/28/09
never forget
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  06/26/09
...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
  06/30/09
i can never get through this thread without crying from laug...
stubborn love of her life
  06/30/09
TCR it's unbelievable shit
Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse
  06/30/09
how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?
Vibrant crawly stag film
  07/28/09
...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
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...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
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jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over...
Exhilarant Heaven French Chef
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odd
Topaz Passionate Menage Tattoo
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okay at least my life isn't this bad
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...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
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...
Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath
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...
Fluffy old irish cottage orchestra pit
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...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
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the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180
comical space
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yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and ...
Cream indecent casino masturbator
  07/20/10
...
Razzle-dazzle institution
  11/12/10
the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker ag...
Lavender Brethren
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i agree
Grizzly hospital
  11/12/10
mos def
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...
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Ty
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...
contagious skinny woman station
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...
tan ladyboy
  07/26/11
wow.
smoky flickering location milk
  07/26/11
...
cocky exciting puppy
  08/27/11
ty
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  08/27/11
my favorite thread of all time.
stubborn love of her life
  08/27/11
ditto
talking crusty step-uncle's house
  08/27/11
i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always de...
stubborn love of her life
  08/27/11
I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few ...
Drab laser beams
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...
Disturbing sick roommate
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WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste i...
Doobsian brindle
  11/12/11
the board WOCs seem especially interested
Fragrant low-t home blood rage
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340955)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: primrose thriller theater stage

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340960)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Black principal's office travel guidebook

ferreal dood? details NAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340963)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Peach galvanic church building goyim

Oh, yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340967)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340974)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my apartment I told her to freshen up but she refused and literally dropped her bookbag, took off her shoes, and jumped into bed. I was like, "Uh, you really must be tired." So I continued reviewing for my psych midterm tomorrow.

Then she's like, "Um, don't take too long." I was like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna review a little." After like 3 minutes she was like, "Come to bed". I jumped in and we started cuddling and shit. I think we were in bed for like an hour and a half-ish. I was escalating pretty much the entire time but she stopped me when I 1) tried to take off her bra and 2) started rubbing her vag.

That's when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere so I told her my suitemate was supposed to come soon. Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave.

She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever. I walked her to the elevator and gave her a kiss goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341138)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Mediation Senate

epic. girl from last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341153)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341175)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Bearded temple

I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH THATS GONNA SUCK." AND I WAS ALL "what the fuck faggot this is your chance."

I AWARD MYSELF MANY 180's FOR INSPIRING NYUUG TO GET SOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341204)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: bateful partner sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341282)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Bearded temple

thanks broseidon

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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Mauve cracking market

you're a god among bros

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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Grizzly hospital

"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341158)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: ocher church

Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343643)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 AM
Author: 180 Henna Stead

lol, first time i've seen this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346739)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: primrose thriller theater stage

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341160)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator

instant classic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341169)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341177)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up? Just progress the situation naturally next time, man.

With the making out... fantastic, fantastic job, dude. You should feel awesome about yourself right now - great work, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341178)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me until she was about to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341197)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator

like you rubbed noses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341207)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341214)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and asked me about the digital TV converter and the girl literally had to lay there for 5 minutes listening to me explain to my mom why we needed to purchase one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341225)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: bateful partner sanctuary

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341232)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest during that. Pretty funny shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341303)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: bateful partner sanctuary

you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341320)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Godawful Sweet Tailpipe Theatre

TITMFCR

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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator

lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341237)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

All those channels...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341276)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Godawful Sweet Tailpipe Theatre

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351090)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

You picked up the phone? What a beta move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341301)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to fucking leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341307)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Dood, who cares if it was your mom?

A girl in your bed for the first time in your life and you want her to leave so you can talk to you mom?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341321)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere with her, which was way before my mom called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341327)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341340)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall

she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyway??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341346)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

obviously, he had gotten enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341347)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 minutes of eskimo kissing. LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341359)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341344)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Rebellious Kitty Cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344957)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall

why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with you and then you want to get rid of her before your roommate gets back... what???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341325)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that was enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341331)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

yea. beggars can't be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341336)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

Jinx, buy me a coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341348)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

6:53 >>> 6:54

I won!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341602)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

edit pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341210)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

(rofl^180)*lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341217)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all about making progress. Next time this happens with her (or with anyone) you'll be more experienced and know a little more about how to progress the situation more naturally. Kissing a girl's an enormous step along the way, though - you should be wicked happy about that.

edit - wait a minute... you actually kissed her lips and not just eskimo kissed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341224)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341311)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic job man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341339)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: misunderstood transparent stage

"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up?"

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. WTF?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341219)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341230)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper sequence.

wait, was her shirt still on?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341233)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed.

imagining nyuug eskimo kissing and trying to get a bra off is lulzy though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341253)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

wtf? really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341262)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it was odd, but she has been the only one to say anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341280)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

This made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341215)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Peach galvanic church building goyim

WTF??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341223)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

hahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: bright idiotic giraffe becky

might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG. if you dont use your hands, she will NEVER object to having her pussy rubbed unless youre using your face or something. give it 10 minutes of dry humping, pussy rubbing, and making out, and i guarantee a fuck is in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341265)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG"

wtf..with his knee??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341279)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

thigh or cock work fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341293)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: bright idiotic giraffe becky

with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind off of what youre doing with your leg. keep talking to her, keep kissing her, etc, and she wont give too much thought to how wet she is getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341297)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him to rub me with his leg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341319)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341360)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: bright idiotic giraffe becky

it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is that you would find it difficult to object whereas if a guy uses his hands too early it is automatically shooed away. besides, you are sitting at a computer, mentally recreating the situation and consciously deciding how you would react to an experience youve never had before. imagine that you are overcome with passion and its your first time in bed with a hot guy who is clearly into you. would you tell him 'please dont occasionally rub my pussy through my pants with your quad?' i doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341371)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean covered leg is your "go-to" move. I apologize for offending you. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341391)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: bright idiotic giraffe becky

what?

the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hands before the opportunity clearly presented itself. this is a bad decision for a few reasons: 1) since the move is certainly going to be rejected, it slides the encounter into a sort of negative feedback loop where because she has already said no to one of his advances, she will be more inclined to say no to the next one. 2) it demonstrates that the guy is too concerned with feeling her pussy and he cant control himself. my suggestion to him would be to forget about her pussy and concentrate on working her mentally until she begins to take her clothes off herself, BUT if you must go for the pussy, its best physically work her in a manner that is unlikely to provoke objection yet gets the job done. im under the assumption that the reason he was rubbing her pussy was to make her horny, not just to get cop a feel.

anyway, i wouldnt expect a woman to acknowledge that this tactic works because it is sneaky takes a little control away from them. thats cool. in the few times that i have employed it (id guess 4 or 5 times), it has worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:29 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

lol suree...Clit Master.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343817)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Slimy Round Eye Hissy Fit

"Clit Commander"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348418)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:13 PM
Author: Odious bipolar area

I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344255)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 10:29 AM
Author: ruddy indian lodge twinkling uncleanness

This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time about what works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443866)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've met (esp college-age ones) love to dry hump. Certainly no one has ever been like, "No, don't you dare press your leg into my crotch!"

Are you also a virgin like nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351512)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

YOUR TOO MUCH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341304)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave. "

"She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever."

these parts sound like flame to me.. could a virgin really play it cool like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341335)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341389)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: marvelous forum juggernaut

Most epic post in xoxohth history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341337)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Rebellious Kitty Cat

i think you've still got that honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345008)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:23 AM
Author: Chrome Kitchen

You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And tried to finger her/take off her bra before going in for an easy kiss?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346780)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: Cyan Dilemma Messiness

This is truly legendary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12953818)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18298535)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620140)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: titillating honey-headed range

was i good lover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340977)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to me (killself?)

was there groping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340980)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If you break it you owe me $40." I was like, this bra fucking sucks. She's like, no I got it at victorias secret.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341322)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all for getting it off, she would have let you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341342)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341374)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of the hooks off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341410)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341425)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341465)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341427)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next time, it works like a charm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341440)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to do at first, I get wherte you're coming from. Try this:

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-remove-a-bra-2950

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

She fucking told me to stop, ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341454)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared next time for the situation... the only way you'd know that you wouldn't know how is from the experience you got today. Now you know going forward what to do next time the situation comes up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341466)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341477)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Something like that. I got tired of it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341498)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra off to feel what's under it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra was so thick I'm not sure if what I was rubbing were her boobs or her fucking shit VS bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341526)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341536)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:37 AM
Author: french elastic band

hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443426)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Naked house associate

No means yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: adulterous ungodly affirmative action son of senegal

this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin but you are also a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342558)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

10 minutes?

wtf?

in my experience after the first 30 seconds they get annoyed and do it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341378)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having difficulty with bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341388)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:16 PM
Author: ocher church

Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343667)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring party of the first part

Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of experience in that area.

*rimshot*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348019)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: misunderstood transparent stage

April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: smoky flickering location milk

TITCP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343365)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

congrats, describe girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340971)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: swashbuckling pisswyrm native

or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. were his lips cracked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341238)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: boyish hell

could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because you kissed like a noob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340975)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Bearded temple

placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340976)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Bearded temple

ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you were "not excited for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340981)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340985)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Grizzly hospital

We need a good wine for this occasion.

http://www.whwc.com/quintarelli-amarone-della-valpolicella-riserva-1995?utm_source=Vinquire&utm_medium=WineFeed&utm_term=winebottle&utm_campaign=base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340989)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Bearded temple

white wine? do we need cake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340998)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Grizzly hospital

I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner where we sit around a long table and discuss this turning point in our family's legacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341008)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Bearded temple

you suck my cock, boy.

ps sorry if you're too new to understand this. i just wanted to mix one of the best posts from old era xo (pre-nyuug laid) with NEW ERA NYUUG-LAID XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341020)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

He didn't say he got laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341027)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Bearded temple

DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND MAY NOT PLAY AS WELL ON SATURDAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341037)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:28 PM
Author: slap-happy gas station

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343800)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Bearded temple

tyty i was worried no one would catch this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345389)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:15 AM
Author: Rebellious Kitty Cat

FAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345040)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob yet. pretty confident his dick is still dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341029)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty times this week and have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341036)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Bearded temple

It's an old BooR thread.

He said "he was going to drink white wine so he wouldn't eat a cake. need to stay nice and slim." and then someone asked him wtf. He then retorted "you suck my cock boy." Or something along those lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341049)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

lol... BooR is the tits, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341070)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

u suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341018)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341014)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Stirring Piazza

this must be a fake nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340990)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Peach galvanic church building goyim

No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not ask for a kiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341009)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to his place at 3 today... I don't know how they met, but she had IMed him about taking a nap in his bed... she sounded hardcore into him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341024)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Dayum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341054)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Peach galvanic church building goyim
Subject: I was the girl... =/

Yesterday he said something about getting kisses but not on the lips. Then everyone told him 'you don't ask for lip kisses, Creep'.

- creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341190)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza

You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340996)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: bright idiotic giraffe becky

EAT A DICK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341031)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted rusted den boistinker

one hundred eighy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341050)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: anal state

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341066)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341082)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Here's the old thread from earlier:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341102)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Bearded temple

ty. been meaning to post something like this:

Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM

Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341174)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341184)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: sable racy police squad factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341399)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: House-broken Cuck

good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341104)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

any answers to questions above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341119)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Histrionic Mediation Senate

he's too busy thrusting now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341125)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341209)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: erotic chad incel

serious barzini potential here.

that said, who is this chick (generally)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341162)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341179)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: erotic chad incel

white?

Dont get too specific on here. How was the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341187)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341202)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: primrose thriller theater stage

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341211)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so incredibly proud of this dude for making out with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341195)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: tan ladyboy

rofl at 1000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341234)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341248)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341266)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: bateful partner sanctuary

probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: tan ladyboy

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341312)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: concupiscible umber center

http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com

200k peeps per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341601)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: smoky flickering location milk

agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country have been following nyuug's saga for months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343390)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Laughsome stock car

Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11347917)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: coral chapel organic girlfriend

congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341180)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

yes!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341194)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored jade university pocket flask

WAS IT A WHITE GIRL?

DID She taste like cottage cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341196)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Bearded temple

I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on his fucked up scale...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341220)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

i think he said she was a 5 or something last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341287)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling dopamine set

I ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341203)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341235)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341251)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Heady lemon place of business

holy shit....180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341879)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Frozen confused office nibblets

Outstanding! Bravo dude!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341218)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Appetizing Fantasy-prone Multi-billionaire Hall

late april fools joke??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341242)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Pink tantric brunch

awwww yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341244)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Dashing pearl therapy lay

April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341245)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Pink tantric brunch

4/5/09

4+5=9 - coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341256)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 hours. Does this make me sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341247)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

4 months for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804

I couldn't contain my excitement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341267)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: Fragrant low-t home blood rage

WOCWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847610)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Webcam or it never happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341250)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Bearded temple

*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341252)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, but... this really needs a sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341260)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Bearded temple

He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the subject to look like he has super-mod-powers. He had to know this would never fall below the top 2 or 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341274)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341269)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: primrose thriller theater stage

the world will never be the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341270)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: lilac toilet seat

Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "nyuug's schtick has jumped the shark" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341281)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Bearded temple

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341283)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Bearded temple

A few important questions:

1) blonde?

2) Was it her first kiss too or is she a huge slut? It's hard to tell

3) Describe your conversation with her at the party. Did you play twister with her? More importantly, if so, did you create TEH FULCRUM?

4) Why did you want to get rid of her so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341302)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

dirty blonde

definitely not her first kiss

we just made small talk and bantered a little, didnt play with her, no

i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341363)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Will you pursue her further?

Describe her body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341383)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

No. We're history.

Supple. When she jumped on top of me I felt like my intestines were getting smushed by a steamroller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:04 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it doesnt sound like a bad set up for a follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341420)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341435)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Obviously this thread is elaborate flame.

Thanks for the laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

You can believe what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341480)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

this is a bad decision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341489)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: anal state

Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairly slutty with you after you've just met her the previous night, and you're blowing her off because it might take one or two more times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341553)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

Obviously this is all untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: anal state

Sadly, I think it is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341606)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:03 AM
Author: Cyan Dilemma Messiness

WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room. So because she isn't an epic whore you're finished? She sounds fat, so what... everyone has done a fatty, and it will be good practice for you. She wanted to kiss you MOAR as she was leaving. Get drunk and bring her back, kiss for a while before you start to escalate and you may then pound vag and post here quickly afterward (aka 15 seconds after penetration).

Godspeed brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344902)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

This is what any sane, rational college male would do in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357061)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but as someone who is taking complete credit for getting you this far, you should continue with this girl.

She clearly wants you a lot more than any other girl you've met. She was probably just playing hard to get with the "i don't have sex" business. Even if you're not very attracted to her, you need to get some practice-fucks. Plus, it will be fun. Plus, she might have friends if you're not a jackass to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW HE HAS TO STUDY BEFORE HIS MOM CALLS AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: bateful partner sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: coral chapel organic girlfriend

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342716)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342725)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed locus genital piercing

I choked on liquids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

i laughed aloud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343007)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: smoky flickering location milk

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

i will kill you with my bare fucking hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341594)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341605)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

What are you PLANS for the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341305)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence, that you are flame. Not just this post, but your entire persona.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341324)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Mediation Senate

except half the regulars know him irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341353)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Bearded temple

They are all flame, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341387)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Heady lemon place of business

both are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341900)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly she sharpest lightbulb in the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Painfully honest clear locale personal credit line

XOXO Holiday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341350)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to listen to and feel badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341351)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Bearded temple

It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the biggest day in the WGWAG movement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341362)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Trip national security agency

don't worry, he's here

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: Bearded temple

HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard parlour

right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341405)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor

??/?? = WGWAG World War??????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341424)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy cerebral degenerate site

WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341431)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's way worse than just being a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

TO BE FAIR,

i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my first lip-lip/lip-tongue/tongue-tongue kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Bearded temple

And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can just toss that girl in the trash, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341525)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

No dude, you just have to convince her you care without being clingy. THEN SEX! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341546)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll give in eventually. And if not, at least you have someone to make out with and whatever she will let you do untill you find someone hotter who will fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341574)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:24 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her until 3-5 dates.

ALSO, your obvious inexperience may have sent mixed signals. IE - skipping to vag touch BEFORE kissing sends the message "I think you are a whore piece of meat." So don't put this all on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341621)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: anal state

This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow things down. This girl obviously wants you like no other. Not having sex with you the day after meeting is how she makes it clear she's not a complete utter and whore, just a regular whore.

If you don't see her again, I want my haircut money back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341575)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341616)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341629)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into him. I would take him under my wings and help him get laid. My one good deed in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341782)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to hurt us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341624)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: anal state

I think he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341626)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341638)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: anal state

I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up pride getting in the way of results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341694)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

this is absolute insanity:

1) no one had ever deigned to kiss him before, let alone have sex with him

2) he met her the day before

3) they were fucking sober

4) he did all those other ridiculous things like trying to continue his homework that i was trying not to be mad about, but are inflaming me now

this girl is a fucking champ for putting up with any of that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341749)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel sorry for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341797)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as she did this to a guy who apparently does and thinks everything wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341836)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

But he doesn't realize this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342070)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls like that. She's probably been treated like shit before and wants a guy who will be nice to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Red meetinghouse halford

this is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341625)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

This is a really really bad approach to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341630)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Black principal's office travel guidebook

Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341643)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Vigorous Friendly Grandma

Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even fucking kissed her. You've watched way too much porn. This is a very good start, and really as much or more than anything you should have reasonably expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341697)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

Highlights (to be recited on 4/5)

"I told her to freshen up... but she... jumped into bed... I continued reviewing for my psych midterm. [M]y mom called... the girl [laid] there for 5 minutes listening to me [speak] to my mom."

"[W]e were in bed for... AN HOUR AND A HALF... eskimo kiss[ing]... [before we]... started making out. I... tried to take off her bra... and...started rubbing her vag... she stopped me."

"I felt like I got enough [then] I told her she should leave."

"[Then] She... started trying to make out with me... I turned my head... but whatever."

"I... gave her a kiss goodbye."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341541)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

"We eskimo kissed"

This was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341547)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

ill edit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341559)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: anal state

Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because she didn't have sex with him the day after meeting him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341569)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Bearded temple

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341588)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

Pensive is rolling over in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341599)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Bearded temple

she's probably not a heroic woman..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341640)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: anal state

Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking nap in his bed the day after she met him. He's a total fool if he doesn't see her again, because there's no way he's not at least getting her naked next time, or sleeping with her within a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341656)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Bearded temple

Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first 24 hours, she's history?

We need to present a unified front. Let's all boycott NYUUG posts untill he agrees to continue with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341692)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Friendly Grandma

TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341591)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ain't fuck the first night, I ain't gon keep er."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341596)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Bearded temple

DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341603)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

pls punch him in the throat for me tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341607)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out so I could explain the DTV conversion to my mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341582)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

edit: wrong place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341583)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Puce drunken corner

will edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341632)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Curious indigo rehab mad cow disease

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341556)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: Motley ticket booth psychic

I walked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341650)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: coral chapel organic girlfriend

I was reluctantly pushed in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: contagious skinny woman station

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341849)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Frozen confused office nibblets

LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all.

You may have already ruined some of your goodwill with this girl. If she calls you again, you better hang out or you are a fucking fool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341987)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored jade university pocket flask

Uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath

5!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: chest-beating bespoke spot legal warrant

wow congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342013)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: chest-beating bespoke spot legal warrant

ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. Why are you being a dopey dumb dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342154)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: Crimson frum address

Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to post that stupid Michael Jackson gif?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342067)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Bearded temple

I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but was too lazy to get the URL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: bistre pistol

I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere with a girl, anger at his blatant stupidity in blowing her off because she wouldn't sex him the day after they met and a sick feeling that we're all the victims of the most elaborate flame in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342147)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle cuckoldry resort

titcream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met several people irl, and he has managed to shake me out of apathy which is nearly an impossible feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343424)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: Laughsome stock car

If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 months of this guy's life work; of never dropping out of character even once despite posting dozens of time per day.

That would require a level of dedication far beyond even JBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348036)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: smoky flickering location milk

yes. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: Crimson frum address

This more or less describes my reaction in total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343437)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: Cyan Dilemma Messiness

I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for him, but finished reading it and found out he really is a massive douche and deserves to be a perma virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344959)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: Vivacious Slimy Round Eye Hissy Fit

bingo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: learning disabled greedy mood fat ankles

Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is not comfortable. You can't skip foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Avocado generalized bond ratface

i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but based on the op, i'm truly happy for you. that's a start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342326)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed locus genital piercing

I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly and not because you didn't sex her the first time you met her. If it's the latter, you will never lose your virginity except to a fat and diseased walrus woman.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343275)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

*becums aroused*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: aromatic half-breed

How ugly was she nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343576)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:31 PM
Author: startling scourge upon the earth theater

This didn't happen, FYI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343828)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:32 PM
Author: Underhanded Circlehead Library

if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and i doff my cap to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343842)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:14 PM
Author: startling scourge upon the earth theater

He's a bored asian.

Have you posted here before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344395)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point

nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached a new low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344508)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: self-centered garrison idiot

Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling thread in XOXO history.

I cosign the above...keep this girl on your roster for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345204)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: charismatic stage stain

yeah dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345507)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:04 AM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire box office

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345634)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: cerise cowardly sound barrier business firm

flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345738)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: opaque cumskin

wowzers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348431)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I have ever read a thread that produced so much lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351066)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I've already bookmarked this page for when I'm having a shitty day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351101)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

Hilarious.

Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don't just drop by a nerd's dorm room and fuck him.

I smell shenanigans here. It seems obvious to me that something embarrassing happened to nyuug, and he's masking it with what he thinks is the passable bravado "that bitch didn't put out after eskimo kisses so I'm done."

Bets on what it is? She lolled at his call from mommy? His ineptitude re the bra? His Eskimo overture?

Obviously there's something here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351222)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to save face (but still wanted to brag about getting whatever the hell he did get).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351288)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351308)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire box office

if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why leave in all the embarrassing shit about ineptitude with the bra and eskimo kissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351335)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351355)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I hit that shit!" -- he's comfortable leaving in some self-deprecation (in fact that's the essence of his schtick), but his ego can't handle revealing actual humiliation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351363)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of making out with her, and that he couldn't get her bra open in ten minutes. I think he can handle the deprecation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351377)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-to-his-mom behavior is something he should be embarrassed about.

I don't know buddy, it's just that I can't think of any other explanation for his conclusion that b/c this girl didn't put out within 30 minutes, his only option is to kick her to the curb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351455)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351476)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser sapphire box office

if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i don't know; it seems like an awful lot of self-deprecation to leave in if you're of the mind to take some out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351394)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even have convinced himself of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351429)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first time he gets as far as you did that he would want to see the girl again to try to get further more than anything.

despite that, i still don't think this is flame somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351264)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of normal behavior that this was just the same kind of thing taken to the next level. it certainly wasn't some wild departure from his earlier rational behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351307)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:20 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

I'd agree with this, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351317)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

I would also, in complete honesty, agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351371)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Violent Trailer Park

being completely truthful, i agree as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351382)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with stuff that's happened here before. it sucks, but he'll be Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351386)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed.

For all intensive purposes, I think the community on this message blog is his only hope. That's pretty sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351470)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well for him. Everybody's told him what the best course is to take to be successful... at some point it's his call, though (trust me bro, we all hashed this out talking to him last night).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351506)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggestions that he try to see the girl again if that were an option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351342)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more credit than i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351392)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like total flame. You send the girl packing because she won't give you any more? Doesn't sound like this girl is going to make him wait until marriage - 2-3 "dates" and he's in. Is that really too much to ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351436)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351467)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's ugly enough that you're not at all attracted to her, and you weren't sure what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351478)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because there was nothing else left to do. She wasn't attractive enough to justify taking up more of my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351496)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Dude...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351510)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

"No, I knew exactly what to do."

.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351514)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

how much does this girl weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351523)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351539)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Lime Pit Famous Landscape Painting

Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email it to people (I know the former has the barzini thing going against it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351557)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351562)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351771)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually feel right, or are you going through it all because you feel you're supposed to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351578)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351600)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: electric scarlet coffee pot private investor

The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situation that i know really doesn't seem to have any grasp of why he is trying to pursue girls, and this invariably leads to his rejection. I'm not saying he's gay as he hasn't shown any interest in men that I know of. Just that he needs to do some introspection and figure out if he's chasing girls because he really wants to (and just sucks at it that much) or if he's just doing it because society/his parents/his friends/etc expect him to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351778)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to fuck, but if a girl rejects my advances and isn't attractive enough to keep around, I'm moving on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351876)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

Dude you ask the insightful Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351604)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351542)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never going to have the "pick of the litter." Settling might be the key to happiness in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351525)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and preparing flash cards for your test, so da bitch gotta go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351535)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

he got what he wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351547)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in keeping her around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351549)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: effete whorehouse gunner

lol (@u, not her)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351569)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351579)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

DESCRIBE you're advances in order.

didn't you ever learn the bases? (french, feel, finger, fuck?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351631)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she stopped me. Rubbed her vag and she pulled my hand away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351651)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Purple internet-worthy abode feces

but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you coulda got it done, you mighta been in there...not that you wouldnt have ruined the moment with later fumbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351676)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

Not necessarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351699)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Thirsty School Cafeteria

So obviously a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351680)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: bull headed crotch nursing home

and this was all before making out?

where does the eskimo kissing fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351704)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while.

We didn't make out until the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351717)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point

LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her pussy without even making out first, and then you were surprised when she batted your greedy yellow hand away? You seriously need a coach on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351832)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz insane digit ratio

I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351882)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave. What the fuck is your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357012)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "Serious" she isn't a prostitute. She wants to think you like her - are a friend. She is making this about as easy for you as it gets - she is quite clearly NOT just teasing you. Take her out to dinner. Treat her with respect. She will fuck you like crazy. But if you treat her like a lab animal she's going to feel like shit.

I seriously can't believe you are this clueless. You must be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357006)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: blue frisky tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351536)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: effete whorehouse gunner

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351537)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: flushed big voyeur regret

No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick to pity you enough to jump in your bed. You're gay or delusional. That's it -- no other options.

And you never answered the question about not knowing the natural progression of hooking up. Seriously, if you want to get anywhere, you can't skip making out and just put your hand down some strange girl's pants. What the fuck??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351766)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become a date rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351792)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Charcoal Point

He's got his own system:

1st base: cuddling in bed

2nd: eskimo kisses

3rd: rubbing pussy over top of pants

HR: making out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351883)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored jade university pocket flask

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357099)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Beta Cruise Ship

And if you were attractive, she would have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351491)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: nofapping azure legend mental disorder

I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been mentioned in this entire thread.

Makeout.

Subtly let her know you have a raging boner.

Profit.

Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen. Once a girl is in my fucking bed, the deal is as good as sealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351560)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: green dingle berry

"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner."

i would bet any amount of money this was not the case.

"Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen"

you haven't eskimo kissed since you were 15?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351686)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: nofapping azure legend mental disorder

EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing something it's never done before."

And no, I haven't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351698)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: green dingle berry

i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351715)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: nofapping azure legend mental disorder

I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351789)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: green dingle berry

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351915)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: green dingle berry

nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351564)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 10:10 PM
Author: metal bronze people who are hurt property

Harry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11352559)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Hilarious well-lubricated death wish shrine

GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Board occasion!

Anyway, I salute you sir

*drinks to your health*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353864)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:42 PM
Author: arousing bbw persian

I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if this has already been posted but ....

NYUUG CONTINUE TO TREAT HER LIKE SHIT AND YOU WILL GET LAID. GIRLS LIKE HER RESPOND WELL TO THAT. AS LONG AS YOU STILL COME IN CONTACT WITH HER, THERE WILL BE SEX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353888)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: fighting adventurous liquid oxygen national

this seems credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357159)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: Gold submissive base

EPIC flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11354940)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357022)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357028)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: opaque cumskin

this thread is a like a 10 car pile up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357030)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Hairless Athletic Conference

for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357153)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: cobalt field faggot firefighter

congrats dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11358091)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:23 AM
Author: supple splenetic ceo parlor

lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats.

next time, kiss her before you try to rub her boobies or her vajayjay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443418)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:54 AM
Author: french elastic band

The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank you for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443428)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:39 AM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

One line sums up the thread:

"i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443501)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:46 AM
Author: supple splenetic ceo parlor

it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue making out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443519)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443524)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: supple splenetic ceo parlor

i guess he didn't want teh sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443529)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:54 AM
Author: citrine nubile lodge

well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kissed) and she pushed it away - so I guess he figured that wasn't an option and decided he'd rather study.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443537)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: Excitant fishy school community account

hey man, we were all 15 once, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443582)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: supple splenetic ceo parlor

if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her for long enough, he might have scored at least some oral action (possibly two-way).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443651)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: twinkling goal in life potus

Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443585)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:19 AM
Author: canary bawdyhouse

And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with social anxiety. You must be so proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443598)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: walnut rambunctious black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574298)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac big-titted really tough guy nowag

WTF, i totally missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574414)



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Date: June 26th, 2009 10:03 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12096724)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:44 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129307)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

i can never get through this thread without crying from laughing too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129327)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Startled Kitty Crackhouse

TCR it's unbelievable shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129337)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 2:04 AM
Author: Vibrant crawly stag film

how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12366391)



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Date: August 6th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12435815)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720624)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Heaven French Chef

jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720846)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Topaz Passionate Menage Tattoo

odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720740)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Offensive boltzmann

okay at least my life isn't this bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12954255)



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Date: November 23rd, 2009 3:21 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#13348213)



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Date: February 21st, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Crystalline Fiercely-loyal Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#14193075)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Fluffy old irish cottage orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564635)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:18 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564651)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: comical space

the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564655)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Cream indecent casino masturbator

yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and remember exactly how i felt when i asked nyuug if rubbing noses was what he meant by eskimo kissing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564685)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536016)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Lavender Brethren

the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536069)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Grizzly hospital

i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536105)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:13 PM
Author: Brass gay wizard parlour

mos def

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536125)



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Date: February 20th, 2011 8:26 PM
Author: Hot water buffalo plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#17332474)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: olive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305076)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:57 PM
Author: Talented magical hunting ground

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305123)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: contagious skinny woman station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620190)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: tan ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620266)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: smoky flickering location milk

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620276)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: cocky exciting puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847601)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:46 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847616)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847669)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: talking crusty step-uncle's house

ditto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847690)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 3:09 PM
Author: stubborn love of her life

i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always delivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847731)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: Drab laser beams

I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847681)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: Disturbing sick roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19270626)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:41 PM
Author: Doobsian brindle

WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste in metal. he got me into amon amarth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353623)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: Fragrant low-t home blood rage

the board WOCs seem especially interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847693)