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Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.

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greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
get out
purple locus kitty cat
  04/05/09
ferreal dood? details NAO.
copper institution
  04/05/09
Oh, yes!
diverse out-of-control pervert
  04/05/09
Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my ap...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
LOL
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
epic. girl from last night?
up-to-no-good base
  04/05/09
Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH T...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
180
startled filthy water buffalo theatre
  04/05/09
thanks broseidon
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
you're a god among bros
stimulating headpube circlehead
  04/05/09
"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.yout...
Dark Pocket Flask
  04/05/09
Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.
Exhilarant submissive boistinker
  04/05/09
lol, first time i've seen this.
Shimmering selfie
  04/06/09
wat
purple locus kitty cat
  04/05/09
instant classic. ty.
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  04/05/09
180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you trie...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me unti...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
like you rubbed noses?
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  04/05/09
stop.
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and ask...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
flame
startled filthy water buffalo theatre
  04/05/09
Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest duri...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you
startled filthy water buffalo theatre
  04/05/09
TITMFCR
Cyan soul-stirring hall feces
  04/06/09
lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipati...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  04/05/09
All those channels...
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
18000000
Cyan soul-stirring hall feces
  04/06/09
You picked up the phone? What a beta move
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to f...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Dood, who cares if it was your mom? A girl in your bed f...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to ...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to le...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyw...
Odious karate
  04/05/09
obviously, he had gotten enough
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 ...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
180
Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner
  04/06/09
why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with...
Odious karate
  04/05/09
I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that wa...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
yea. beggars can't be choosers.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
Jinx, buy me a coke.
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
6:53 >>> 6:54 I won!
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
180
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
edit pls
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
(rofl^180)*lulz
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all a...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 t...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic jo...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking of...
excitant light gas station crotch
  04/05/09
lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell ou...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper...
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed. imagin...
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
wtf? really?
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it wa...
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
This made my day.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
WTF??
diverse out-of-control pervert
  04/05/09
hahahahahaha
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her...
cobalt indirect expression
  04/05/09
"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy throu...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
thigh or cock work fine
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind...
cobalt indirect expression
  04/05/09
I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him ...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
lolwut
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is t...
cobalt indirect expression
  04/05/09
Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean c...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
what? the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hand...
cobalt indirect expression
  04/05/09
lol suree...Clit Master.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
"Clit Commander"
cracking grizzly menage
  04/06/09
I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched ...
electric patrolman
  04/05/09
This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time abou...
Fragrant flatulent incel athletic conference
  04/16/09
Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've m...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/06/09
YOUR TOO MUCH!
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me a...
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Most epic post in xoxohth history.
Khaki liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe
  04/05/09
i think you've still got that honor
Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner
  04/06/09
You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And trie...
turquoise pit
  04/06/09
This is truly legendary.
slap-happy fighting lay
  10/10/09
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  06/20/11
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  07/26/11
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  11/12/11
was i good lover?
Pungent hospital
  04/05/09
WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to ...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If yo...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all f...
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
No.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before ...
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next ...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to d...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
She fucking told me to stop, ugh.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared ne...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
Something like that. I got tired of it myself.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra ...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra ...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
LOL
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
hilarious.
Swollen Ivory Abode Dragon
  04/16/09
No means yes.
Beady-eyed round eye spot
  04/05/09
this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin b...
bateful mint roommate bawdyhouse
  04/05/09
10 minutes? wtf? in my experience after the first 30 secon...
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having dif...
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first ...
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small...
Exhilarant submissive boistinker
  04/05/09
Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of ex...
confused dashing potus
  04/06/09
April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.
excitant light gas station crotch
  04/05/09
TITCP
mind-boggling nubile address
  04/05/09
congrats, describe girl
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. w...
Dead Voyeur
  04/05/09
Underrated
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because yo...
alcoholic supple fanboi
  04/05/09
placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message threa...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you ...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
We need a good wine for this occasion. http://www.whwc.c...
Dark Pocket Flask
  04/05/09
white wine? do we need cake?
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner ...
Dark Pocket Flask
  04/05/09
you suck my cock, boy. ps sorry if you're too new to unde...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
He didn't say he got laid.
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Criminally underrated
deep carmine locale love of her life
  04/05/09
tyty i was worried no one would catch this.
Poppy Native
  04/06/09
FAT!
Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner
  04/06/09
let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob ...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty time...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
It's an old BooR thread. He said "he was going to dr...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
lol... BooR is the tits, man.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
u suck my cock boy
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
this must be a fake nyuug
Adventurous stead haunted graveyard
  04/05/09
No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not as...
diverse out-of-control pervert
  04/05/09
Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
Dayum.
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
I was the girl... =/
diverse out-of-control pervert
  04/05/09
You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?
Shaky useless brakes
  04/05/09
EAT A DICK UP
cobalt indirect expression
  04/05/09
one hundred eighy
nofapping sepia heaven juggernaut
  04/05/09
DESCRIBE
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
Here's the old thread from earlier: http://www.xoxohth.co...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
ty. been meaning to post something like this: Date: Ap...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
...
mewling church building
  04/05/09
good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses
Cream business firm coffee pot
  04/05/09
any answers to questions above
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
he's too busy thrusting now
up-to-no-good base
  04/05/09
good.
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
serious barzini potential here. that said, who is this ch...
heady temple party of the first part
  04/05/09
...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
white? Dont get too specific on here. How was the part...
heady temple party of the first part
  04/05/09
Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
WGWAG
purple locus kitty cat
  04/05/09
Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
rofl at 1000s
concupiscible misanthropic property
  04/05/09
...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers....
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog
startled filthy water buffalo theatre
  04/05/09
link?
concupiscible misanthropic property
  04/05/09
http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com 200k peeps per da...
ungodly toaster stage
  04/05/09
agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country ...
mind-boggling nubile address
  04/05/09
Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.
saffron multi-billionaire sanctuary
  04/06/09
congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a histori...
Translucent kitty
  04/05/09
yes!!
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
WAS IT A WHITE GIRL? DID She taste like cottage cheese?
Fiercely-loyal lake home
  04/05/09
I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
i think he said she was a 5 or something last night
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
I ran here.
swashbuckling transparent office
  04/05/09
180
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
cosign
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
holy shit....180^180
Vigorous friendly grandma
  04/05/09
Outstanding! Bravo dude!
Vivacious principal's office
  04/05/09
late april fools joke??
Odious karate
  04/05/09
awwww yeahhhh
garnet foreskin plaza
  04/05/09
April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.
Galvanic scourge upon the earth
  04/05/09
4/5/09 4+5=9 - coincidence?
garnet foreskin plaza
  04/05/09
I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 h...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
4 months for me
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&for...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
WOCWAG
Territorial Clear Boiling Water Trailer Park
  08/27/11
Webcam or it never happened.
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, ...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the s...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
the world will never be the same
purple locus kitty cat
  04/05/09
4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "ny...
Histrionic nibblets
  04/05/09
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
A few important questions: 1) blonde? 2) Was it her fi...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
dirty blonde definitely not her first kiss we just mad...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Will you pursue her further? Describe her body.
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
No. We're history. Supple. When she jumped on top of me...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it d...
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
Obviously this thread is elaborate flame. Thanks for the...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
You can believe what you want.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
this is a bad decision
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairl...
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
Obviously this is all untrue.
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
Sadly, I think it is true.
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room....
slap-happy fighting lay
  04/06/09
This is what any sane, rational college male would do in thi...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/07/09
Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW H...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
lol
startled filthy water buffalo theatre
  04/05/09
i laffed
Translucent kitty
  04/05/09
TITCR
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/05/09
I choked on liquids.
Orchid den
  04/05/09
i laughed aloud
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
ROFL
mind-boggling nubile address
  04/05/09
i will kill you with my bare fucking hands
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
LOL
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
What are you PLANS for the future?
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
except half the regulars know him irl
up-to-no-good base
  04/05/09
They are all flame, too.
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
both are?
Vigorous friendly grandma
  04/05/09
How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly s...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
XOXO Holiday?
curious sooty whorehouse
  04/05/09
NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to l...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the bi...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
don't worry, he's here ;)
hairraiser area
  04/05/09
HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN. http://...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.
Black disturbing kitchen
  04/05/09
4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor ??/?? = WGWAG World War?????????...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!
infuriating aggressive corn cake clown
  04/05/09
To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's w...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
TO BE FAIR, i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my fi...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can ...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
No dude, you just have to convince her you care without bein...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll g...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her un...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow thi...
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the fa...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into ...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
I think he is.
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up...
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
this is absolute insanity: 1) no one had ever deigned to ...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel ...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as ...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/05/09
But he doesn't realize this!
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls ...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/07/09
this is dumb.
self-centered university legal warrant
  04/05/09
This is a really really bad approach to take.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/05/09
Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.
copper institution
  04/05/09
Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even...
Aromatic Burgundy School
  04/05/09
Highlights (to be recited on 4/5) "I told her to fre...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
"We eskimo kissed" This was hilarious.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/05/09
ill edit
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because sh...
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
titmfcr
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Pensive is rolling over in his grave.
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
she's probably not a heroic woman..
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking na...
cowardly orchestra pit
  04/05/09
Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first...
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.
Aromatic Burgundy School
  04/05/09
In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ...
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.
Poppy Native
  04/05/09
pls punch him in the throat for me tyia
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out...
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/05/09
edit: wrong place
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
will edit
Apoplectic fluffy market
  04/05/09
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS
Pea-brained State Rigpig
  04/05/09
I walked here
provocative fear-inspiring parlor tank
  04/05/09
I was reluctantly pushed in here.
Translucent kitty
  04/05/09
u mad
Citrine queen of the night stain
  04/05/09
LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all. ...
Vivacious principal's office
  04/05/09
Uncalled for.
Fiercely-loyal lake home
  04/05/09
5!?
hideous ticket booth
  04/05/09
wow congrats!
disrespectful mexican
  04/05/09
ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. ...
disrespectful mexican
  04/05/09
Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to p...
orange lascivious indian lodge main people
  04/05/09
I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but w...
Poppy Native
  04/06/09
I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere ...
Vengeful chapel
  04/05/09
titcream.
amethyst racy halford mental disorder
  04/05/09
if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met se...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 month...
saffron multi-billionaire sanctuary
  04/06/09
i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is ...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/06/09
yes. ty.
mind-boggling nubile address
  04/05/09
This more or less describes my reaction in total.
orange lascivious indian lodge main people
  04/05/09
I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for h...
slap-happy fighting lay
  04/06/09
bingo
cracking grizzly menage
  04/06/09
Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is...
spectacular tan famous landscape painting
  04/05/09
i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but...
Rusted Laser Beams Crackhouse
  04/05/09
I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly a...
Orchid den
  04/05/09
*becums aroused*
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/05/09
How ugly was she nyuug?
Alcoholic roast beef quadroon
  04/05/09
This didn't happen, FYI.
primrose brunch
  04/05/09
if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and...
Motley range philosopher-king
  04/05/09
He's a bored asian. Have you posted here before?
primrose brunch
  04/05/09
180
Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria
  04/05/09
nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached ...
arrogant nursing home lettuce
  04/05/09
Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling ...
Underhanded twinkling house
  04/06/09
yeah dog.
Olive chad
  04/06/09
oh man
Onyx dilemma internal respiration
  04/06/09
flame.
Unhinged Arousing Stag Film Reading Party
  04/06/09
wowzers!
charismatic sick set half-breed
  04/06/09
In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I ha...
180 Azure Mediation
  04/06/09
I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes fr...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/06/09
Hilarious. Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to sav...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
agreed.
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why...
Onyx dilemma internal respiration
  04/06/09
Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-t...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm ...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i d...
Onyx dilemma internal respiration
  04/06/09
well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even ...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first t...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of no...
180 Azure Mediation
  04/06/09
I'd agree with this, to be honest.
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
I would also, in complete honesty, agree.
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
being completely truthful, i agree as well
House-broken violet public bath
  04/06/09
Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with s...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed. For all ...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well fo...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggest...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more cre...
180 Azure Mediation
  04/06/09
I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like ...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/06/09
If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's u...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because th...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
Dude...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
"No, I knew exactly what to do." .....
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
how much does this girl weigh?
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email i...
Kink-friendly Field Mother
  04/06/09
No.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually f...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
lol.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situ...
seedy space striped hyena
  04/06/09
LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to ...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
Dude you ask the insightful Qs.
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never go...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  04/06/09
Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and ...
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
he got what he wanted.
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in kee...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
lol (@u, not her)
hot marvelous shrine
  04/06/09
Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
DESCRIBE you're advances in order. didn't you ever learn th...
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she sto...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you cou...
Stirring stubborn toilet seat
  04/06/09
Not necessarily.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
So obviously a homo.
Wonderful dog poop pozpig
  04/06/09
and this was all before making out? where does the eskimo k...
Cerebral ruddy regret
  04/06/09
The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while. ...
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her ...
arrogant nursing home lettuce
  04/06/09
I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.
greedy gay wizard rehab
  04/06/09
She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/07/09
Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/07/09
180
dull corner
  04/06/09
stfu
hot marvelous shrine
  04/06/09
No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick ...
contagious overrated box office
  04/06/09
seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become...
180 Azure Mediation
  04/06/09
He's got his own system: 1st base: cuddling in bed 2nd: es...
arrogant nursing home lettuce
  04/06/09
Underrated.
Fiercely-loyal lake home
  04/07/09
And if you were attractive, she would have.
Flesh piazza
  04/06/09
I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been menti...
Demanding hateful filthpig
  04/06/09
"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner." ...
medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button
  04/06/09
EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing so...
Demanding hateful filthpig
  04/06/09
i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing
medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button
  04/06/09
I know.
Demanding hateful filthpig
  04/06/09
cool
medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button
  04/06/09
nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?
medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button
  04/06/09
Harry?
spruce skinny woman
  04/06/09
GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Boar...
Abusive Razzle-dazzle Cuckold
  04/06/09
I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if ...
Irradiated black woman garrison
  04/06/09
this seems credited.
Offensive Ultramarine National Son Of Senegal
  04/07/09
EPIC flame.
Trip degenerate
  04/07/09
TITCR
Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria
  04/07/09
Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.
Narrow-minded forum
  04/07/09
this thread is a like a 10 car pile up
charismatic sick set half-breed
  04/07/09
for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'
Tantric library
  04/07/09
congrats dood
Nighttime faggotry
  04/07/09
lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats. nex...
Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing
  04/16/09
The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank yo...
Swollen Ivory Abode Dragon
  04/16/09
One line sums up the thread: "i got what i wanted an...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/16/09
it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue m...
Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing
  04/16/09
HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED
Narrow-minded forum
  04/16/09
i guess he didn't want teh sex.
Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing
  04/16/09
well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kis...
Narrow-minded forum
  04/16/09
hey man, we were all 15 once, right?
vibrant brindle casino generalized bond
  04/16/09
if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her f...
Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing
  04/16/09
Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?
Exciting Brethren Faggot Firefighter
  04/16/09
And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with so...
blue sticky rigor macaca
  04/16/09
...
Titillating embarrassed to the bone point blood rage
  04/28/09
WTF, i totally missed this
razzle hilarious double fault coldplay fan
  04/28/09
never forget
180 Azure Mediation
  06/26/09
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  06/30/09
i can never get through this thread without crying from laug...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  06/30/09
TCR it's unbelievable shit
Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria
  06/30/09
how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?
Multi-colored station depressive
  07/28/09
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  08/06/09
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  09/11/09
jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over...
Navy Lodge Azn
  09/11/09
odd
Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker Telephone
  09/11/09
okay at least my life isn't this bad
Green Dopamine Hell
  10/10/09
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  11/23/09
...
hideous ticket booth
  02/21/10
...
autistic vermilion stage goyim
  07/20/10
...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  07/20/10
the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180
Glittery personal credit line
  07/20/10
yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and ...
Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier
  07/20/10
...
Naked step-uncle's house
  11/12/10
the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker ag...
chestnut maniacal jewess
  11/12/10
i agree
Dark Pocket Flask
  11/12/10
mos def
Black disturbing kitchen
  11/12/10
...
Shaky useless brakes
  02/20/11
...
Ebony location
  06/20/11
Ty
Sapphire Alpha Preventive Strike
  06/20/11
...
Citrine queen of the night stain
  07/26/11
...
concupiscible misanthropic property
  07/26/11
wow.
mind-boggling nubile address
  07/26/11
...
Thriller nowag resort
  08/27/11
ty
180 Azure Mediation
  08/27/11
my favorite thread of all time.
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  08/27/11
ditto
180 Azure Mediation
  08/27/11
i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always de...
Elite Big Meetinghouse
  08/27/11
I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few ...
Rebellious church police squad
  08/27/11
...
razzmatazz senate ceo
  10/30/11
WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste i...
talented tanning salon
  11/12/11
the board WOCs seem especially interested
Territorial Clear Boiling Water Trailer Park
  08/27/11


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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340955)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: purple locus kitty cat

get out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340960)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: copper institution

ferreal dood? details NAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340963)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control pervert

Oh, yes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340967)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340974)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my apartment I told her to freshen up but she refused and literally dropped her bookbag, took off her shoes, and jumped into bed. I was like, "Uh, you really must be tired." So I continued reviewing for my psych midterm tomorrow.

Then she's like, "Um, don't take too long." I was like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna review a little." After like 3 minutes she was like, "Come to bed". I jumped in and we started cuddling and shit. I think we were in bed for like an hour and a half-ish. I was escalating pretty much the entire time but she stopped me when I 1) tried to take off her bra and 2) started rubbing her vag.

That's when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere so I told her my suitemate was supposed to come soon. Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave.

She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever. I walked her to the elevator and gave her a kiss goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341138)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: up-to-no-good base

epic. girl from last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341153)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341175)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Poppy Native

I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH THATS GONNA SUCK." AND I WAS ALL "what the fuck faggot this is your chance."

I AWARD MYSELF MANY 180's FOR INSPIRING NYUUG TO GET SOME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341204)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: startled filthy water buffalo theatre

180

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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Poppy Native

thanks broseidon

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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: stimulating headpube circlehead

you're a god among bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341520)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: Dark Pocket Flask

"After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341158)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant submissive boistinker

Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343643)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 AM
Author: Shimmering selfie

lol, first time i've seen this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346739)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM
Author: purple locus kitty cat

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341160)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier

instant classic. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341169)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341177)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up? Just progress the situation naturally next time, man.

With the making out... fantastic, fantastic job, dude. You should feel awesome about yourself right now - great work, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341178)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me until she was about to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341197)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier

like you rubbed noses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341207)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341214)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and asked me about the digital TV converter and the girl literally had to lay there for 5 minutes listening to me explain to my mom why we needed to purchase one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341225)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: startled filthy water buffalo theatre

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341232)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest during that. Pretty funny shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341303)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: startled filthy water buffalo theatre

you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341320)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Cyan soul-stirring hall feces

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351089)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier

lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341237)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

All those channels...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341276)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM
Author: Cyan soul-stirring hall feces

18000000

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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

You picked up the phone? What a beta move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341301)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to fucking leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341307)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

Dood, who cares if it was your mom?

A girl in your bed for the first time in your life and you want her to leave so you can talk to you mom?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341321)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere with her, which was way before my mom called.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341327)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341340)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Odious karate

she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyway??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341346)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

obviously, he had gotten enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341347)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 minutes of eskimo kissing. LOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341359)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341344)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344957)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Odious karate

why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with you and then you want to get rid of her before your roommate gets back... what???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341325)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that was enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341331)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

yea. beggars can't be choosers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341336)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

Jinx, buy me a coke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341348)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

6:53 >>> 6:54

I won!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341602)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

edit pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341210)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

(rofl^180)*lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341217)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all about making progress. Next time this happens with her (or with anyone) you'll be more experienced and know a little more about how to progress the situation more naturally. Kissing a girl's an enormous step along the way, though - you should be wicked happy about that.

edit - wait a minute... you actually kissed her lips and not just eskimo kissed, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341224)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341311)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic job man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341339)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: excitant light gas station crotch

"but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up?"

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. WTF?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341219)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell out of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341230)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper sequence.

wait, was her shirt still on?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341233)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed.

imagining nyuug eskimo kissing and trying to get a bra off is lulzy though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341253)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

wtf? really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341262)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it was odd, but she has been the only one to say anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341280)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

This made my day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341215)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control pervert

WTF??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341223)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

hahahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG. if you dont use your hands, she will NEVER object to having her pussy rubbed unless youre using your face or something. give it 10 minutes of dry humping, pussy rubbing, and making out, and i guarantee a fuck is in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341265)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

"might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG"

wtf..with his knee??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341279)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

thigh or cock work fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341293)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind off of what youre doing with your leg. keep talking to her, keep kissing her, etc, and she wont give too much thought to how wet she is getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341297)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him to rub me with his leg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341319)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341360)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is that you would find it difficult to object whereas if a guy uses his hands too early it is automatically shooed away. besides, you are sitting at a computer, mentally recreating the situation and consciously deciding how you would react to an experience youve never had before. imagine that you are overcome with passion and its your first time in bed with a hot guy who is clearly into you. would you tell him 'please dont occasionally rub my pussy through my pants with your quad?' i doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341371)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean covered leg is your "go-to" move. I apologize for offending you. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341391)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

what?

the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hands before the opportunity clearly presented itself. this is a bad decision for a few reasons: 1) since the move is certainly going to be rejected, it slides the encounter into a sort of negative feedback loop where because she has already said no to one of his advances, she will be more inclined to say no to the next one. 2) it demonstrates that the guy is too concerned with feeling her pussy and he cant control himself. my suggestion to him would be to forget about her pussy and concentrate on working her mentally until she begins to take her clothes off herself, BUT if you must go for the pussy, its best physically work her in a manner that is unlikely to provoke objection yet gets the job done. im under the assumption that the reason he was rubbing her pussy was to make her horny, not just to get cop a feel.

anyway, i wouldnt expect a woman to acknowledge that this tactic works because it is sneaky takes a little control away from them. thats cool. in the few times that i have employed it (id guess 4 or 5 times), it has worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:29 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

lol suree...Clit Master.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343817)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:06 PM
Author: cracking grizzly menage

"Clit Commander"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348418)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:13 PM
Author: electric patrolman

I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344255)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 10:29 AM
Author: Fragrant flatulent incel athletic conference

This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time about what works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443866)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've met (esp college-age ones) love to dry hump. Certainly no one has ever been like, "No, don't you dare press your leg into my crotch!"

Are you also a virgin like nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351512)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

YOUR TOO MUCH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341304)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

"Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave. "

"She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever."

these parts sound like flame to me.. could a virgin really play it cool like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341335)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341389)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM
Author: Khaki liquid oxygen sweet tailpipe

Most epic post in xoxohth history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341337)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner

i think you've still got that honor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345008)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:23 AM
Author: turquoise pit

You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And tried to finger her/take off her bra before going in for an easy kiss?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346780)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 12:21 PM
Author: slap-happy fighting lay

This is truly legendary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12953818)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 8:59 AM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18298535)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:29 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620140)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Pungent hospital

was i good lover?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340977)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to me (killself?)

was there groping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340980)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If you break it you owe me $40." I was like, this bra fucking sucks. She's like, no I got it at victorias secret.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341322)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all for getting it off, she would have let you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341342)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

lol... dude, she would have let you take it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341374)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of the hooks off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341410)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341425)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before the next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341465)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341427)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next time, it works like a charm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341440)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to do at first, I get wherte you're coming from. Try this:

http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-remove-a-bra-2950

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

She fucking told me to stop, ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341454)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared next time for the situation... the only way you'd know that you wouldn't know how is from the experience you got today. Now you know going forward what to do next time the situation comes up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341466)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341477)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Something like that. I got tired of it myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341498)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra off to feel what's under it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra was so thick I'm not sure if what I was rubbing were her boobs or her fucking shit VS bra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341526)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341536)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:37 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Abode Dragon

hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443426)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed round eye spot

No means yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: bateful mint roommate bawdyhouse

this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin but you are also a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342558)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:30 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

10 minutes?

wtf?

in my experience after the first 30 seconds they get annoyed and do it for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341378)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having difficulty with bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341388)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant submissive boistinker

Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343667)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: confused dashing potus

Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of experience in that area.

*rimshot*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348019)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: excitant light gas station crotch

April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile address

TITCP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343365)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

congrats, describe girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340971)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Dead Voyeur

or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. were his lips cracked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341238)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: alcoholic supple fanboi

could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because you kissed like a noob?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340975)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Poppy Native

placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340976)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Poppy Native

ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you were "not excited for?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340981)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340985)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Dark Pocket Flask

We need a good wine for this occasion.

http://www.whwc.com/quintarelli-amarone-della-valpolicella-riserva-1995?utm_source=Vinquire&utm_medium=WineFeed&utm_term=winebottle&utm_campaign=base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340989)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Poppy Native

white wine? do we need cake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340998)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: Dark Pocket Flask

I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner where we sit around a long table and discuss this turning point in our family's legacy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341008)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Poppy Native

you suck my cock, boy.

ps sorry if you're too new to understand this. i just wanted to mix one of the best posts from old era xo (pre-nyuug laid) with NEW ERA NYUUG-LAID XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341020)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

He didn't say he got laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341027)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Poppy Native

DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND MAY NOT PLAY AS WELL ON SATURDAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341037)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:28 PM
Author: deep carmine locale love of her life

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343800)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:43 AM
Author: Poppy Native

tyty i was worried no one would catch this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345389)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:15 AM
Author: Nudist walnut mad-dog skullcap partner

FAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345040)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob yet. pretty confident his dick is still dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341029)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty times this week and have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341036)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: Poppy Native

It's an old BooR thread.

He said "he was going to drink white wine so he wouldn't eat a cake. need to stay nice and slim." and then someone asked him wtf. He then retorted "you suck my cock boy." Or something along those lines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341049)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

lol... BooR is the tits, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341070)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

u suck my cock boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341018)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341014)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Adventurous stead haunted graveyard

this must be a fake nyuug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340990)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control pervert

No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not ask for a kiss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341009)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to his place at 3 today... I don't know how they met, but she had IMed him about taking a nap in his bed... she sounded hardcore into him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341024)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Dayum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341054)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: diverse out-of-control pervert
Subject: I was the girl... =/

Yesterday he said something about getting kisses but not on the lips. Then everyone told him 'you don't ask for lip kisses, Creep'.

- creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341190)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes

You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340996)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

EAT A DICK UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341031)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: nofapping sepia heaven juggernaut

one hundred eighy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341050)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

DESCRIBE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341066)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341082)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Here's the old thread from earlier:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&mc=72&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341102)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Poppy Native

ty. been meaning to post something like this:

Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM

Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341174)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341184)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: mewling church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341399)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: Cream business firm coffee pot

good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341104)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:31 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

any answers to questions above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341119)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: up-to-no-good base

he's too busy thrusting now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341125)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341209)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: heady temple party of the first part

serious barzini potential here.

that said, who is this chick (generally)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341162)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341179)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: heady temple party of the first part

white?

Dont get too specific on here. How was the party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341187)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341202)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: purple locus kitty cat

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341211)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so incredibly proud of this dude for making out with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341195)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM
Author: concupiscible misanthropic property

rofl at 1000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341234)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341248)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341266)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: startled filthy water buffalo theatre

probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM
Author: concupiscible misanthropic property

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341312)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: ungodly toaster stage

http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com

200k peeps per day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341601)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile address

agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country have been following nyuug's saga for months now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343390)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: saffron multi-billionaire sanctuary

Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11347917)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM
Author: Translucent kitty

congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341180)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

yes!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341194)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lake home

WAS IT A WHITE GIRL?

DID She taste like cottage cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341196)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Poppy Native

I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on his fucked up scale...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341220)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

i think he said she was a 5 or something last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341287)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling transparent office

I ran here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341203)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341235)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341251)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: Vigorous friendly grandma

holy shit....180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341879)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: Vivacious principal's office

Outstanding! Bravo dude!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341218)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Odious karate

late april fools joke??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341242)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: garnet foreskin plaza

awwww yeahhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341244)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Galvanic scourge upon the earth

April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341245)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: garnet foreskin plaza

4/5/09

4+5=9 - coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341256)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 hours. Does this make me sad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341247)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

4 months for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341261)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804

I couldn't contain my excitement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341267)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:45 PM
Author: Territorial Clear Boiling Water Trailer Park

WOCWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847610)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

Webcam or it never happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341250)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Poppy Native

*posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341252)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, but... this really needs a sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341260)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Poppy Native

He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the subject to look like he has super-mod-powers. He had to know this would never fall below the top 2 or 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341274)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341269)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: purple locus kitty cat

the world will never be the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341270)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Histrionic nibblets

Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "nyuug's schtick has jumped the shark" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341281)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Poppy Native

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341283)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Poppy Native

A few important questions:

1) blonde?

2) Was it her first kiss too or is she a huge slut? It's hard to tell

3) Describe your conversation with her at the party. Did you play twister with her? More importantly, if so, did you create TEH FULCRUM?

4) Why did you want to get rid of her so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341302)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

dirty blonde

definitely not her first kiss

we just made small talk and bantered a little, didnt play with her, no

i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341363)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Will you pursue her further?

Describe her body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341383)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

No. We're history.

Supple. When she jumped on top of me I felt like my intestines were getting smushed by a steamroller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:04 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it doesnt sound like a bad set up for a follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341420)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're finished.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341435)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

Obviously this thread is elaborate flame.

Thanks for the laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

You can believe what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341480)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

this is a bad decision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341489)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairly slutty with you after you've just met her the previous night, and you're blowing her off because it might take one or two more times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341553)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

Obviously this is all untrue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341595)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

Sadly, I think it is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341606)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:03 AM
Author: slap-happy fighting lay

WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room. So because she isn't an epic whore you're finished? She sounds fat, so what... everyone has done a fatty, and it will be good practice for you. She wanted to kiss you MOAR as she was leaving. Get drunk and bring her back, kiss for a while before you start to escalate and you may then pound vag and post here quickly afterward (aka 15 seconds after penetration).

Godspeed brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344902)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

This is what any sane, rational college male would do in this situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357061)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but as someone who is taking complete credit for getting you this far, you should continue with this girl.

She clearly wants you a lot more than any other girl you've met. She was probably just playing hard to get with the "i don't have sex" business. Even if you're not very attracted to her, you need to get some practice-fucks. Plus, it will be fun. Plus, she might have friends if you're not a jackass to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW HE HAS TO STUDY BEFORE HIS MOM CALLS AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: startled filthy water buffalo theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341614)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:58 PM
Author: Translucent kitty

i laffed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342716)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342725)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:19 PM
Author: Orchid den

I choked on liquids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:20 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

i laughed aloud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343007)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile address

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343408)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

i will kill you with my bare fucking hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341594)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341605)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

What are you PLANS for the future?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341305)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence, that you are flame. Not just this post, but your entire persona.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341324)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good base

except half the regulars know him irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341353)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Poppy Native

They are all flame, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341387)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:46 PM
Author: Vigorous friendly grandma

both are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341900)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly she sharpest lightbulb in the bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: curious sooty whorehouse

XOXO Holiday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341350)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to listen to and feel badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341351)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM
Author: Poppy Native

It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the biggest day in the WGWAG movement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341362)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: hairraiser area

don't worry, he's here

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM
Author: Poppy Native

HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Black disturbing kitchen

right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341405)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor

??/?? = WGWAG World War??????????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341424)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM
Author: infuriating aggressive corn cake clown

WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341431)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's way worse than just being a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

TO BE FAIR,

i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my first lip-lip/lip-tongue/tongue-tongue kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Poppy Native

And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can just toss that girl in the trash, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341525)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

No dude, you just have to convince her you care without being clingy. THEN SEX! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341546)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll give in eventually. And if not, at least you have someone to make out with and whatever she will let you do untill you find someone hotter who will fuck you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341574)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her until 3-5 dates.

ALSO, your obvious inexperience may have sent mixed signals. IE - skipping to vag touch BEFORE kissing sends the message "I think you are a whore piece of meat." So don't put this all on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341621)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow things down. This girl obviously wants you like no other. Not having sex with you the day after meeting is how she makes it clear she's not a complete utter and whore, just a regular whore.

If you don't see her again, I want my haircut money back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341575)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341616)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341629)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:37 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into him. I would take him under my wings and help him get laid. My one good deed in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341782)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to hurt us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341624)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

I think he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341626)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341638)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up pride getting in the way of results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341694)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:34 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

this is absolute insanity:

1) no one had ever deigned to kiss him before, let alone have sex with him

2) he met her the day before

3) they were fucking sober

4) he did all those other ridiculous things like trying to continue his homework that i was trying not to be mad about, but are inflaming me now

this girl is a fucking champ for putting up with any of that bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341749)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel sorry for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341797)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as she did this to a guy who apparently does and thinks everything wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341836)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342001)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

But he doesn't realize this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342070)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:12 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls like that. She's probably been treated like shit before and wants a guy who will be nice to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357077)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: self-centered university legal warrant

this is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341625)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

This is a really really bad approach to take.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341630)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: copper institution

Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341643)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy School

Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even fucking kissed her. You've watched way too much porn. This is a very good start, and really as much or more than anything you should have reasonably expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341697)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

Highlights (to be recited on 4/5)

"I told her to freshen up... but she... jumped into bed... I continued reviewing for my psych midterm. [M]y mom called... the girl [laid] there for 5 minutes listening to me [speak] to my mom."

"[W]e were in bed for... AN HOUR AND A HALF... eskimo kiss[ing]... [before we]... started making out. I... tried to take off her bra... and...started rubbing her vag... she stopped me."

"I felt like I got enough [then] I told her she should leave."

"[Then] She... started trying to make out with me... I turned my head... but whatever."

"I... gave her a kiss goodbye."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341541)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

"We eskimo kissed"

This was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341547)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

ill edit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341559)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because she didn't have sex with him the day after meeting him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341569)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Poppy Native

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341588)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

Pensive is rolling over in his grave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341599)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: Poppy Native

she's probably not a heroic woman..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341640)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: cowardly orchestra pit

Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking nap in his bed the day after she met him. He's a total fool if he doesn't see her again, because there's no way he's not at least getting her naked next time, or sleeping with her within a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341656)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM
Author: Poppy Native

Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first 24 hours, she's history?

We need to present a unified front. Let's all boycott NYUUG posts untill he agrees to continue with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341692)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Aromatic Burgundy School

TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341591)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ain't fuck the first night, I ain't gon keep er."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341596)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Poppy Native

DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341603)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

pls punch him in the throat for me tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341607)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

"Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out so I could explain the DTV conversion to my mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341582)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

edit: wrong place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341583)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM
Author: Apoplectic fluffy market

will edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341632)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained State Rigpig

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341556)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM
Author: provocative fear-inspiring parlor tank

I walked here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341650)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Translucent kitty

I was reluctantly pushed in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343231)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:42 PM
Author: Citrine queen of the night stain

u mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341849)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious principal's office

LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all.

You may have already ruined some of your goodwill with this girl. If she calls you again, you better hang out or you are a fucking fool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341987)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lake home

Uncalled for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341995)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth

5!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342011)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM
Author: disrespectful mexican

wow congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342013)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: disrespectful mexican

ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. Why are you being a dopey dumb dumb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342154)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM
Author: orange lascivious indian lodge main people

Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to post that stupid Michael Jackson gif?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342067)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:44 AM
Author: Poppy Native

I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but was too lazy to get the URL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: Vengeful chapel

I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere with a girl, anger at his blatant stupidity in blowing her off because she wouldn't sex him the day after they met and a sick feeling that we're all the victims of the most elaborate flame in xoxo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342147)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: amethyst racy halford mental disorder

titcream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:54 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met several people irl, and he has managed to shake me out of apathy which is nearly an impossible feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343424)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: saffron multi-billionaire sanctuary

If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 months of this guy's life work; of never dropping out of character even once despite posting dozens of time per day.

That would require a level of dedication far beyond even JBD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348036)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348443)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile address

yes. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343434)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM
Author: orange lascivious indian lodge main people

This more or less describes my reaction in total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343437)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: slap-happy fighting lay

I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for him, but finished reading it and found out he really is a massive douche and deserves to be a perma virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344959)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: cracking grizzly menage

bingo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348429)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: spectacular tan famous landscape painting

Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is not comfortable. You can't skip foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342148)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Rusted Laser Beams Crackhouse

i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but based on the op, i'm truly happy for you. that's a start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342326)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:42 PM
Author: Orchid den

I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly and not because you didn't sex her the first time you met her. If it's the latter, you will never lose your virginity except to a fat and diseased walrus woman.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343275)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

*becums aroused*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343286)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Alcoholic roast beef quadroon

How ugly was she nyuug?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343576)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:31 PM
Author: primrose brunch

This didn't happen, FYI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343828)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:32 PM
Author: Motley range philosopher-king

if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and i doff my cap to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343842)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:14 PM
Author: primrose brunch

He's a bored asian.

Have you posted here before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344272)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:27 PM
Author: Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344395)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:35 PM
Author: arrogant nursing home lettuce

nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached a new low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344508)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: Underhanded twinkling house

Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling thread in XOXO history.

I cosign the above...keep this girl on your roster for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345204)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM
Author: Olive chad

yeah dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345507)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:04 AM
Author: Onyx dilemma internal respiration

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345634)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:14 AM
Author: Unhinged Arousing Stag Film Reading Party

flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345738)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM
Author: charismatic sick set half-breed

wowzers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348431)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I have ever read a thread that produced so much lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351066)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I've already bookmarked this page for when I'm having a shitty day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351101)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Hilarious.

Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don't just drop by a nerd's dorm room and fuck him.

I smell shenanigans here. It seems obvious to me that something embarrassing happened to nyuug, and he's masking it with what he thinks is the passable bravado "that bitch didn't put out after eskimo kisses so I'm done."

Bets on what it is? She lolled at his call from mommy? His ineptitude re the bra? His Eskimo overture?

Obviously there's something here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351222)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:17 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to save face (but still wanted to brag about getting whatever the hell he did get).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351288)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351308)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: Onyx dilemma internal respiration

if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why leave in all the embarrassing shit about ineptitude with the bra and eskimo kissing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351335)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351355)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I hit that shit!" -- he's comfortable leaving in some self-deprecation (in fact that's the essence of his schtick), but his ego can't handle revealing actual humiliation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351363)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of making out with her, and that he couldn't get her bra open in ten minutes. I think he can handle the deprecation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351377)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-to-his-mom behavior is something he should be embarrassed about.

I don't know buddy, it's just that I can't think of any other explanation for his conclusion that b/c this girl didn't put out within 30 minutes, his only option is to kick her to the curb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351455)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351476)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Onyx dilemma internal respiration

if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i don't know; it seems like an awful lot of self-deprecation to leave in if you're of the mind to take some out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351394)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:32 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even have convinced himself of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351429)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:14 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first time he gets as far as you did that he would want to see the girl again to try to get further more than anything.

despite that, i still don't think this is flame somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351264)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of normal behavior that this was just the same kind of thing taken to the next level. it certainly wasn't some wild departure from his earlier rational behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351307)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:20 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

I'd agree with this, to be honest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351317)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

I would also, in complete honesty, agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351371)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: House-broken violet public bath

being completely truthful, i agree as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351382)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with stuff that's happened here before. it sucks, but he'll be Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351386)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed.

For all intensive purposes, I think the community on this message blog is his only hope. That's pretty sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351470)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well for him. Everybody's told him what the best course is to take to be successful... at some point it's his call, though (trust me bro, we all hashed this out talking to him last night).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351506)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggestions that he try to see the girl again if that were an option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351342)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more credit than i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351392)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like total flame. You send the girl packing because she won't give you any more? Doesn't sound like this girl is going to make him wait until marriage - 2-3 "dates" and he's in. Is that really too much to ask for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351436)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351467)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:37 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's ugly enough that you're not at all attracted to her, and you weren't sure what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351478)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because there was nothing else left to do. She wasn't attractive enough to justify taking up more of my time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351496)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Dude...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351510)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

"No, I knew exactly what to do."

.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351514)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

how much does this girl weigh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351523)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351539)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Field Mother

Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email it to people (I know the former has the barzini thing going against it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351557)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351562)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351771)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually feel right, or are you going through it all because you feel you're supposed to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351578)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351600)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: seedy space striped hyena

The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situation that i know really doesn't seem to have any grasp of why he is trying to pursue girls, and this invariably leads to his rejection. I'm not saying he's gay as he hasn't shown any interest in men that I know of. Just that he needs to do some introspection and figure out if he's chasing girls because he really wants to (and just sucks at it that much) or if he's just doing it because society/his parents/his friends/etc expect him to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351778)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to fuck, but if a girl rejects my advances and isn't attractive enough to keep around, I'm moving on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351876)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:48 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Dude you ask the insightful Qs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351604)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351542)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never going to have the "pick of the litter." Settling might be the key to happiness in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351525)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and preparing flash cards for your test, so da bitch gotta go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351535)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

he got what he wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351547)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in keeping her around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351549)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: hot marvelous shrine

lol (@u, not her)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351569)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351579)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:49 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

DESCRIBE you're advances in order.

didn't you ever learn the bases? (french, feel, finger, fuck?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351631)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she stopped me. Rubbed her vag and she pulled my hand away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351651)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring stubborn toilet seat

but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you coulda got it done, you mighta been in there...not that you wouldnt have ruined the moment with later fumbling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351676)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

Not necessarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351699)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Wonderful dog poop pozpig

So obviously a homo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351680)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Cerebral ruddy regret

and this was all before making out?

where does the eskimo kissing fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351704)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while.

We didn't make out until the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351717)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: arrogant nursing home lettuce

LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her pussy without even making out first, and then you were surprised when she batted your greedy yellow hand away? You seriously need a coach on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351832)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: greedy gay wizard rehab

I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351882)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave. What the fuck is your problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357012)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "Serious" she isn't a prostitute. She wants to think you like her - are a friend. She is making this about as easy for you as it gets - she is quite clearly NOT just teasing you. Take her out to dinner. Treat her with respect. She will fuck you like crazy. But if you treat her like a lab animal she's going to feel like shit.

I seriously can't believe you are this clueless. You must be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357006)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: dull corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351536)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: hot marvelous shrine

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351537)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: contagious overrated box office

No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick to pity you enough to jump in your bed. You're gay or delusional. That's it -- no other options.

And you never answered the question about not knowing the natural progression of hooking up. Seriously, if you want to get anywhere, you can't skip making out and just put your hand down some strange girl's pants. What the fuck??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351766)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:03 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become a date rapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351792)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: arrogant nursing home lettuce

He's got his own system:

1st base: cuddling in bed

2nd: eskimo kisses

3rd: rubbing pussy over top of pants

HR: making out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351883)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal lake home

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357099)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Flesh piazza

And if you were attractive, she would have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351491)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM
Author: Demanding hateful filthpig

I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been mentioned in this entire thread.

Makeout.

Subtly let her know you have a raging boner.

Profit.

Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen. Once a girl is in my fucking bed, the deal is as good as sealed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351560)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button

"Subtly let her know you have a raging boner."

i would bet any amount of money this was not the case.

"Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen"

you haven't eskimo kissed since you were 15?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351686)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Demanding hateful filthpig

EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing something it's never done before."

And no, I haven't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351698)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button

i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351715)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: Demanding hateful filthpig

I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351789)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:13 PM
Author: medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351915)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM
Author: medicated lavender sex offender factory reset button

nyuug, can I ask you a serious q?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351564)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 10:10 PM
Author: spruce skinny woman

Harry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11352559)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:39 PM
Author: Abusive Razzle-dazzle Cuckold

GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Board occasion!

Anyway, I salute you sir

*drinks to your health*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353864)



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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:42 PM
Author: Irradiated black woman garrison

I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if this has already been posted but ....

NYUUG CONTINUE TO TREAT HER LIKE SHIT AND YOU WILL GET LAID. GIRLS LIKE HER RESPOND WELL TO THAT. AS LONG AS YOU STILL COME IN CONTACT WITH HER, THERE WILL BE SEX.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11353888)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: Offensive Ultramarine National Son Of Senegal

this seems credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357159)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:23 AM
Author: Trip degenerate

EPIC flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11354940)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:05 PM
Author: Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357022)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

Must be. I don't understand it otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357028)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: charismatic sick set half-breed

this thread is a like a 10 car pile up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357030)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: Tantric library

for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357153)



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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:57 PM
Author: Nighttime faggotry

congrats dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11358091)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing

lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats.

next time, kiss her before you try to rub her boobies or her vajayjay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443418)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:54 AM
Author: Swollen Ivory Abode Dragon

The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank you for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443428)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:39 AM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

One line sums up the thread:

"i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443501)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:46 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing

it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue making out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443519)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443524)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing

i guess he didn't want teh sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443529)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:54 AM
Author: Narrow-minded forum

well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kissed) and she pushed it away - so I guess he figured that wasn't an option and decided he'd rather study.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443537)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: vibrant brindle casino generalized bond

hey man, we were all 15 once, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443582)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Site Genital Piercing

if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her for long enough, he might have scored at least some oral action (possibly two-way).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443651)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: Exciting Brethren Faggot Firefighter

Since we are here anyway, UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443585)



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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:19 AM
Author: blue sticky rigor macaca

And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with social anxiety. You must be so proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443598)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Titillating embarrassed to the bone point blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574298)



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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: razzle hilarious double fault coldplay fan

WTF, i totally missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574414)



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Date: June 26th, 2009 10:03 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12096724)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:44 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129307)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

i can never get through this thread without crying from laughing too hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129327)



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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:50 PM
Author: Sexy twisted deer antler school cafeteria

TCR it's unbelievable shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129337)



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Date: July 28th, 2009 2:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored station depressive

how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12366391)



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Date: August 6th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12435815)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720624)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Navy Lodge Azn

jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720846)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Candlestick Maker Telephone

odd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720740)



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Date: October 10th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Green Dopamine Hell

okay at least my life isn't this bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12954255)



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Date: November 23rd, 2009 3:21 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#13348213)



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Date: February 21st, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: hideous ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#14193075)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: autistic vermilion stage goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564635)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:18 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564651)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Glittery personal credit line

the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564655)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Boyish Gold Hairy Legs Sound Barrier

yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and remember exactly how i felt when i asked nyuug if rubbing noses was what he meant by eskimo kissing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564685)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:01 PM
Author: Naked step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536016)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: chestnut maniacal jewess

the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536069)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:11 PM
Author: Dark Pocket Flask

i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536105)



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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:13 PM
Author: Black disturbing kitchen

mos def

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536125)



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Date: February 20th, 2011 8:26 PM
Author: Shaky useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#17332474)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: Ebony location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305076)



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Date: June 20th, 2011 11:57 PM
Author: Sapphire Alpha Preventive Strike

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18305123)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:36 PM
Author: Citrine queen of the night stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620190)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible misanthropic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620266)



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Date: July 26th, 2011 11:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling nubile address

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18620276)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:42 PM
Author: Thriller nowag resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847601)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:46 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847616)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:55 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847669)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: 180 Azure Mediation

ditto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847690)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 3:09 PM
Author: Elite Big Meetinghouse

i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always delivers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847731)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:57 PM
Author: Rebellious church police squad

I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847681)



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Date: October 30th, 2011 7:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz senate ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19270626)



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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:41 PM
Author: talented tanning salon

WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste in metal. he got me into amon amarth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353623)



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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM
Author: Territorial Clear Boiling Water Trailer Park

the board WOCs seem especially interested

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847693)