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Just got my first kiss/makeout session, taking questions.
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: motley meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340955) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: cerebral maize step-uncle's house immigrant get out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340960) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:17 PM Author: lemon wonderful institution ferreal dood? details NAO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340963) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: black persian Oh, yes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340967) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Awesome job, buddy! What happened when she came over? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340974) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Um, we said hi and I gave her a hug. Once we got into my apartment I told her to freshen up but she refused and literally dropped her bookbag, took off her shoes, and jumped into bed. I was like, "Uh, you really must be tired." So I continued reviewing for my psych midterm tomorrow.
Then she's like, "Um, don't take too long." I was like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna review a little." After like 3 minutes she was like, "Come to bed". I jumped in and we started cuddling and shit. I think we were in bed for like an hour and a half-ish. I was escalating pretty much the entire time but she stopped me when I 1) tried to take off her bra and 2) started rubbing her vag.
That's when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere so I told her my suitemate was supposed to come soon. Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave.
She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever. I walked her to the elevator and gave her a kiss goodbye. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:33 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341148) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: Insane property epic. girl from last night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341153) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yes, the one from the jello shot twister party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341175) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU FUCKER. YOU WERE ALL LIKE "OH THATS GONNA SUCK." AND I WAS ALL "what the fuck faggot this is your chance."
I AWARD MYSELF MANY 180's FOR INSPIRING NYUUG TO GET SOME. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Zippy jewess 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341282) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams thanks broseidon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341411) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:14 PM Author: Snowy background story you're a god among bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341520) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: turquoise 180 patrolman love of her life "After I felt like I got enough" = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341158) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Hateful useless menage Ugh. I have this song stuck in my head again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343643) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 AM Author: bateful private investor boiling water lol, first time i've seen this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11346739) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:34 PM Author: cerebral maize step-uncle's house immigrant wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341160) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM Author: chartreuse frisky voyeur instant classic. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341169) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha 180MILLIONBILLIONGOOGLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341177) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Nice job dude... but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up? Just progress the situation naturally next time, man.
With the making out... fantastic, fantastic job, dude. You should feel awesome about yourself right now - great work, buddy. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341192) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: motley meetinghouse We eskimo kissed. I was pissed that she didn't kiss me until she was about to leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341197) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: chartreuse frisky voyeur like you rubbed noses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341207) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341214) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yeah. Funny thing was at one point my mom called me and asked me about the digital TV converter and the girl literally had to lay there for 5 minutes listening to me explain to my mom why we needed to purchase one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341225) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Zippy jewess flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341232) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Nope. She started kissing my neck and rubbing my chest during that. Pretty funny shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341303) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Zippy jewess you are such an inept little faggot...but i'm proud of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341320) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM Author: rose buck-toothed death wish parlour TITMFCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351089) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: chartreuse frisky voyeur lullz. her pussy was undoubtedly moistening with anticipation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341237) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag All those channels... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341276) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:52 PM Author: rose buck-toothed death wish parlour 18000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351090) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market You picked up the phone? What a beta move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341301) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: motley meetinghouse It was my fucking mom and I needed an excuse to get her to fucking leave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341307) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market Dood, who cares if it was your mom?
A girl in your bed for the first time in your life and you want her to leave so you can talk to you mom?
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: motley meetinghouse No, I wanted her to leave when I realized I wasn't going to get anywhere with her, which was way before my mom called. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341327) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market A girl is in your bed. Why the fuck would you want her to leave? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341340) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: blue mad cow disease she must be ugly, but even so...what does she look like anyway?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341346) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib obviously, he had gotten enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341347) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market LOLOL. 6 years behind a normal boy's schedule made up in 15 minutes of eskimo kissing. LOLOLOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341359) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag Proving, finally, that beggers *can* be choosers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341344) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:08 AM Author: Drab Exciting Sex Offender 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344957) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: blue mad cow disease why did you want her to leave? a girl finally makes out with you and then you want to get rid of her before your roommate gets back... what??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341325) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: motley meetinghouse I got what I wanted (that was within my control) and that was enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341331) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea yea. beggars can't be choosers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341336) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag Jinx, buy me a coke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341348) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea 6:53 >>> 6:54
I won! |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM Author: Wine mexican stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345512) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha edit pls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341210) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag (rofl^180)*lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341217) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Alright, that part sucks, but...baby steps, man. It's all about making progress. Next time this happens with her (or with anyone) you'll be more experienced and know a little more about how to progress the situation more naturally. Kissing a girl's an enormous step along the way, though - you should be wicked happy about that.
edit - wait a minute... you actually kissed her lips and not just eskimo kissed, right? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yes, a real kiss. I think overall I kissed her like 10-15 times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341311) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Ok... I couldn't tell after the last response. Fantastic job man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341339) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Bronze zombie-like antidepressant drug "but wait, y'all didn't kiss before you tried taking off her bra and feeling her up?"
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. WTF????? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit lol... serious bro, that part is still confusing the hell out of me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341230) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo LAMO, eskimo kissing to taking off the bra is not the proper sequence.
wait, was her shirt still on?!?!?! |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib i always unhook the bra before shirt is removed.
imagining nyuug eskimo kissing and trying to get a bra off is lulzy though |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo wtf? really? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341262) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib yep. interestingly the last girl commented on it as if it was odd, but she has been the only one to say anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341280) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea This made my day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341215) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: black persian WTF?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341223) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: unhinged school pervert hahahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341231) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:44 PM Author: Big cordovan space cuckold might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG. if you dont use your hands, she will NEVER object to having her pussy rubbed unless youre using your face or something. give it 10 minutes of dry humping, pussy rubbing, and making out, and i guarantee a fuck is in order (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341265) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea "might i suggest that next time you rub her pussy through her clothes with your LEG"
wtf..with his knee?? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib thigh or cock work fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341293) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:48 PM Author: Big cordovan space cuckold with his quad. the key is being subtle and keeping her mind off of what youre doing with your leg. keep talking to her, keep kissing her, etc, and she wont give too much thought to how wet she is getting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341297) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I'm not a tree and the guy isn't a dog. I wouldn't want him to rub me with his leg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341319) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib lolwut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341360) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Big cordovan space cuckold it hardly matters whether you want it or not, the point is that you would find it difficult to object whereas if a guy uses his hands too early it is automatically shooed away. besides, you are sitting at a computer, mentally recreating the situation and consciously deciding how you would react to an experience youve never had before. imagine that you are overcome with passion and its your first time in bed with a hot guy who is clearly into you. would you tell him 'please dont occasionally rub my pussy through my pants with your quad?' i doubt it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341371) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea Oh. Now I get it. Rubbing a girl's vajayjay with your jean covered leg is your "go-to" move. I apologize for offending you. Carry on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341391) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: Big cordovan space cuckold what?
the OP tried to rub the girls pussy with his hands before the opportunity clearly presented itself. this is a bad decision for a few reasons: 1) since the move is certainly going to be rejected, it slides the encounter into a sort of negative feedback loop where because she has already said no to one of his advances, she will be more inclined to say no to the next one. 2) it demonstrates that the guy is too concerned with feeling her pussy and he cant control himself. my suggestion to him would be to forget about her pussy and concentrate on working her mentally until she begins to take her clothes off herself, BUT if you must go for the pussy, its best physically work her in a manner that is unlikely to provoke objection yet gets the job done. im under the assumption that the reason he was rubbing her pussy was to make her horny, not just to get cop a feel.
anyway, i wouldnt expect a woman to acknowledge that this tactic works because it is sneaky takes a little control away from them. thats cool. in the few times that i have employed it (id guess 4 or 5 times), it has worked. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:29 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea lol suree...Clit Master. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343817) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:06 PM Author: Odious Flirting Resort "Clit Commander" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348418) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: Slimy goal in life I think he just wanted to rub it so he could say he touched one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344255) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 10:29 AM Author: abusive lascivious site keepsake machete This is solid. Women are full of shit a lot of the time about what works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443866) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo Your resistance to this is strange. Almost all girls I've met (esp college-age ones) love to dry hump. Certainly no one has ever been like, "No, don't you dare press your leg into my crotch!"
Are you also a virgin like nyuug? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea dry-humping =/= stabbing me with your jean covered leg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351595) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen YOUR TOO MUCH! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341304) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib "Then all of a sudden she fucking jumped on top of me and put her face right in front of mine and signaled that she wanted to be kissed. Started making out...got some tongue action. After I felt like I got enough I told her she should leave. "
"She gathered her shit, and then started trying to make out with me again but I turned my head. She looked a little exasperated, but whatever."
these parts sound like flame to me.. could a virgin really play it cool like this? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: motley meetinghouse I swear on my life everything I've posted is 100% true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341389) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Ultramarine insecure ladyboy chad Most epic post in xoxohth history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341337) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:13 AM Author: Drab Exciting Sex Offender i think you've still got that honor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345008) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:23 AM Author: federal messiness You cuddled for an hour and a half without kissing? And tried to finger her/take off her bra before going in for an easy kiss?
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha WOOOOOOOOO! I'm arguably happier than when this happened to me (killself?)
was there groping? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit lol... dude, I'm with you, this rocks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340995) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yes. I tried taking her bra off and she's like, "If you break it you owe me $40." I was like, this bra fucking sucks. She's like, no I got it at victorias secret.
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo lol, ya idgit. it sounds like if you had any talent at all for getting it off, she would have let you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341342) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:57 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit lol... dude, she would have let you take it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341374) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: motley meetinghouse I fucking tried for like 10 minutes. I only got like one of the hooks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341401) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo W.T.F? have you ever even touched a bra before today? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341410) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: motley meetinghouse No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341425) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo well goddammit, have someone give you a quick clinic before the next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341465) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib pinch the clasps together dood. it is hooks and loops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341427) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit this; it's the best way to do it. Just pinch together next time, it works like a charm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341440) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit She really should've helped out... it can be a bit hard to do at first, I get wherte you're coming from. Try this:
http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-remove-a-bra-2950 |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: motley meetinghouse She fucking told me to stop, ugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341454) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit I got you, man... it happens sometimes. Just be prepared next time for the situation... the only way you'd know that you wouldn't know how is from the experience you got today. Now you know going forward what to do next time the situation comes up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341466) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo after 10 minutes, right? fumbling around turns a girl off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341477) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Something like that. I got tired of it myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341498) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:13 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea Did you atleast feel a boob? You don't have to take the bra off to feel what's under it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341515) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yep. I fucking made sure to rub them...but the fucking bra was so thick I'm not sure if what I was rubbing were her boobs or her fucking shit VS bra. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341526) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341536) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:37 AM Author: Hyperactive marvelous headpube hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443426) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: Nighttime party of the first part No means yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342261) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: offensive whorehouse factory reset button this is just too much. you are not only a pathetic virgin but you are also a fucking retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342558) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:30 PM Author: Wine mexican stage 10 minutes? wtf? in my experience after the first 30 seconds they get annoyed and do it for you. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:58 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I'm now starting to have doubts about this whole thing... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341378) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag I have NEVER understood the stereotype about guys having difficulty with bras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341388) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib are you a girl? i definitely found the bra tricky the first time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341439) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:12 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag I'm a guy. What's so tough about pinching a clasp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341497) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Hateful useless menage Most guys don't have your experience playing with very small things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343667) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:17 PM Author: Iridescent sick den pistol Which is why this is so perplexing, as nyuug has a lot of experience in that area.
*rimshot* |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: Bronze zombie-like antidepressant drug April Fools Day was 4 days ago, brah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341011) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:49 PM Author: boyish sticky location stain TITCP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343365) |
Date: April 5th, 2009 6:18 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib congrats, describe girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340971) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: mentally impaired silver stead reading party or tell us more about your equally desperate azn roommate. were his lips cracked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340988) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341238) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Primrose doctorate could she tell you had never kissed anyone before because you kissed like a noob? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340975) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams placeholder in what will be inevitably a 1000+ message thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340976) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams ps is this as a result of that jello shot/twister party you were "not excited for?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340981) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:19 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit lol... I'd expect this by 8pm at the latest, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340985) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: turquoise 180 patrolman love of her life We need a good wine for this occasion.
http://www.whwc.com/quintarelli-amarone-della-valpolicella-riserva-1995?utm_source=Vinquire&utm_medium=WineFeed&utm_term=winebottle&utm_campaign=base |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams white wine? do we need cake? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340998) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:21 PM Author: turquoise 180 patrolman love of her life I was thinking more of a hearty family-style Italian dinner where we sit around a long table and discuss this turning point in our family's legacy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341008) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams you suck my cock, boy.
ps sorry if you're too new to understand this. i just wanted to mix one of the best posts from old era xo (pre-nyuug laid) with NEW ERA NYUUG-LAID XO. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag He didn't say he got laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341027) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams DON'T DOWNGRADE HIM JUST BECAUSE HE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND MAY NOT PLAY AS WELL ON SATURDAY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341037) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: Harsh partner pisswyrm Criminally underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343800) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:43 AM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams tyty i was worried no one would catch this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345389) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:15 AM Author: Drab Exciting Sex Offender FAT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345040) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha let's not get ahead of ourselves, not sure he's felt a boob yet. pretty confident his dick is still dry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341029) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Where does this come from bro? I've seen it like fifty times this week and have no idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341036) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:25 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams It's an old BooR thread.
He said "he was going to drink white wine so he wouldn't eat a cake. need to stay nice and slim." and then someone asked him wtf. He then retorted "you suck my cock boy." Or something along those lines. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit lol... BooR is the tits, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341070) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha u suck my cock boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341018) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha i'm cracking a cakebread. on the real tip. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341014) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: khaki dilemma internal respiration this must be a fake nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340990) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:22 PM Author: black persian No. He must have taken the advice from yesterday - do not ask for a kiss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341009) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:23 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Wait, do you know the context? Some girl was coming over to his place at 3 today... I don't know how they met, but she had IMed him about taking a nap in his bed... she sounded hardcore into him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341024) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Dayum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341054) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Hold on, bro, I'll try to find the thread on the front page. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341077) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: black persian Subject: I was the girl... =/ Yesterday he said something about getting kisses but not on the lips. Then everyone told him 'you don't ask for lip kisses, Creep'.
- creep |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:20 PM Author: multi-colored fantasy-prone nowag You've been pretty shtick-y today. Yanking our chains? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11340996) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:24 PM Author: Big cordovan space cuckold EAT A DICK UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341031) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:26 PM Author: violent nubile bawdyhouse one hundred eighy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341050) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:27 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version DESCRIBE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341066) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:28 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha THIS THREAD TITLE IS MISLEADING (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341082) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Here's the old thread from earlier:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&mc=72&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams ty. been meaning to post something like this:
Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: C+C™ (Gonna Make You Sweat)
later this evening:
gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"
me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit roffles... I left here at 4, I totally missed that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341184) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Internet-worthy Principal's Office Volcanic Crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341399) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:30 PM Author: Pink Cocky Travel Guidebook Area good flame, dood, one post and look at all the responses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341104) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:31 PM Author: unhinged school pervert any answers to questions above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341119) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: Insane property he's too busy thrusting now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341125) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: unhinged school pervert good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341209) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:35 PM Author: Cracking business firm serious barzini potential here.
that said, who is this chick (generally)? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: motley meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341179) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Cracking business firm white?
Dont get too specific on here. How was the party? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Yes. I made a thread about it last night when I got back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341202) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: cerebral maize step-uncle's house immigrant WGWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341211) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Seriously...this girl has no idea 1000's of strangers are so incredibly proud of this dude for making out with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341195) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:40 PM Author: fishy swashbuckling boltzmann rofl at 1000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341234) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: unhinged school pervert ...hundreds, certainly, though. isn't that fucked up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341248) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Fine. At least 6 different people. And 1000's of monikers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341266) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Zippy jewess probably 1000s. a fuckload of people lurk this web blog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341286) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: fishy swashbuckling boltzmann link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341312) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Trip Gay Wizard http://alexa.com/siteinfo/autoadmit.com
200k peeps per day? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: boyish sticky location stain agreed. future court of appeals clerks all over the country have been following nyuug's saga for months now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343390) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:08 PM Author: lime curious church mother Probably a couple of future court of appeal judges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11347917) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:36 PM Author: Grizzly state liquid oxygen congrats. just wanted to post since this shall be a historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341180) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea yes!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341194) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:37 PM Author: glittery quadroon university WAS IT A WHITE GIRL?
DID She taste like cottage cheese? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams I just want to know if she's blonde and what he rates her on his fucked up scale... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341220) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo i think he said she was a 5 or something last night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341287) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:38 PM Author: Brass Aromatic Tanning Salon I ran here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341203) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:41 PM Author: unhinged school pervert 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341235) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341251) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: Floppy Elite Native Selfie holy shit....180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341879) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:39 PM Author: effete diverse masturbator locus Outstanding! Bravo dude! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341218) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: blue mad cow disease late april fools joke?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341242) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Hairraiser shrine awwww yeahhhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341244) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: Dun national security agency April 5th, 2009. Gentlemen, may we never forget this date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341245) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Hairraiser shrine 4/5/09
4+5=9 - coincidence? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I've been waiting anxiously for this thread for the past 4 hours. Does this make me sad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341247) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: unhinged school pervert 4 months for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341261) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804
I couldn't contain my excitement. |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:45 PM Author: violent vigorous mediation WOCWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847610) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:42 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market Webcam or it never happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341250) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams *posts nyuug's popcorn eating gif.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341252) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Not that it'll matter in keeping it high on the post lists, but... this really needs a sticky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341260) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams He should have just posted STICKY: in the beginning of the subject to look like he has super-mod-powers. He had to know this would never fall below the top 2 or 3. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341274) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha JOSIE'S ON A VAY-CATION FAR AWAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341269) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: cerebral maize step-uncle's house immigrant the world will never be the same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341270) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:45 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market 4/5 is our 9/11. Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341272) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Electric trump supporter field Funny that this thread came right after a flurry of "nyuug's schtick has jumped the shark" threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341281) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:46 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341283) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams A few important questions:
1) blonde?
2) Was it her first kiss too or is she a huge slut? It's hard to tell
3) Describe your conversation with her at the party. Did you play twister with her? More importantly, if so, did you create TEH FULCRUM?
4) Why did you want to get rid of her so quickly? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: motley meetinghouse dirty blonde
definitely not her first kiss
we just made small talk and bantered a little, didnt play with her, no
i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:59 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Will you pursue her further?
Describe her body. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: motley meetinghouse No. We're history.
Supple. When she jumped on top of me I felt like my intestines were getting smushed by a steamroller. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:04 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo why are you history? in spite of some epic FAILS today, it doesnt sound like a bad set up for a follow up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341420) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: motley meetinghouse She's not that attractive and rejected getting sexed. We're finished. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341435) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market Obviously this thread is elaborate flame.
Thanks for the laugh |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: motley meetinghouse You can believe what you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341480) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo this is a bad decision (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341489) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version Wtf. You've found a girl who's open to doing something fairly slutty with you after you've just met her the previous night, and you're blowing her off because it might take one or two more times? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341553) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market Obviously this is all untrue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341595) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version Sadly, I think it is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341606) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:03 AM Author: Naked Box Office WTF, she rejected getting sexed the first time in your room. So because she isn't an epic whore you're finished? She sounds fat, so what... everyone has done a fatty, and it will be good practice for you. She wanted to kiss you MOAR as she was leaving. Get drunk and bring her back, kiss for a while before you start to escalate and you may then pound vag and post here quickly afterward (aka 15 seconds after penetration).
Godspeed brother. |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:09 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy This is what any sane, rational college male would do in this situation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357061) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Dude, I'm a big fan of your work over the past 24 hours, but as someone who is taking complete credit for getting you this far, you should continue with this girl.
She clearly wants you a lot more than any other girl you've met. She was probably just playing hard to get with the "i don't have sex" business. Even if you're not very attracted to her, you need to get some practice-fucks. Plus, it will be fun. Plus, she might have friends if you're not a jackass to her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market He got an eskimo kiss, dood. HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED AND NOW HE HAS TO STUDY BEFORE HIS MOM CALLS AGAIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341443) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM Author: Zippy jewess lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341614) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:58 PM Author: Grizzly state liquid oxygen i laffed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342716) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: Wine mexican stage TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342725) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:19 PM Author: Rebellious station faggotry I choked on liquids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343001) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:20 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha i laughed aloud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343007) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:53 PM Author: boyish sticky location stain ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343408) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha i will kill you with my bare fucking hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341594) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341605) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo What are you PLANS for the future? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341305) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen This post has convinced me, by clear and convincing evidence, that you are flame. Not just this post, but your entire persona. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341324) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Insane property except half the regulars know him irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341353) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams They are all flame, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341387) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Floppy Elite Native Selfie both are? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341900) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen How hard would it be to flame Rowan IRL? She's not exactly she sharpest lightbulb in the bag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341412) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Irate bearded hairy legs XOXO Holiday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341350) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:55 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha NB: This is not me tough-talking nyuug, this is for him to listen to and feel badass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuyF46oG2ik
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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:56 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams It's a DAMN SHAME that ted huang couldn't be here for the biggest day in the WGWAG movement... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341362) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:09 PM Author: appetizing amber halford police squad don't worry, he's here
;) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:01 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams HOW has this not been posted yet? NOW YER A MAN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8e_MKBfsvk |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:02 PM Author: idiotic jet brethren right on lil' bro. Now, get your stinger wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341405) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:05 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen 4/5 = WGWAG's Pearl Harbor ??/?? = WGWAG World War?????????? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:06 PM Author: stirring lodge WGWAG SEASON sooNNNNNNN!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341431) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen To be fair, I had no idea you've never been kissed. That's way worse than just being a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341444) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:11 PM Author: motley meetinghouse TO BE FAIR,
i've gotten cheek kisses, but today was my first lip-lip/lip-tongue/tongue-tongue kiss. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams And now that you've done it once, you're the MFE so you can just toss that girl in the trash, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341525) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:16 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Well I tried to have sex with her and she stopped me so fuck her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341531) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen No dude, you just have to convince her you care without being clingy. THEN SEX! THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS FOR HILLARY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341546) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Don't be a dumbass. So what? Try the fuck again - she'll give in eventually. And if not, at least you have someone to make out with and whatever she will let you do untill you find someone hotter who will fuck you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341574) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:24 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen cr, depending on her hotness, you should not autoding her until 3-5 dates.
ALSO, your obvious inexperience may have sent mixed signals. IE - skipping to vag touch BEFORE kissing sends the message "I think you are a whore piece of meat." So don't put this all on her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version This is part of being a man. Most girls will try to slow things down. This girl obviously wants you like no other. Not having sex with you the day after meeting is how she makes it clear she's not a complete utter and whore, just a regular whore.
If you don't see her again, I want my haircut money back. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:23 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea omg. I've never had a such a strong urge to slap someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341616) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha pls do. i will set up a paypal for BS to juice him in the face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341629) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:37 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I would actually head downtown just to talk some sense into him. I would take him under my wings and help him get laid. My one good deed in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341782) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha you are so godamn stupid it is killing me. are you trying to hurt us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341624) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version I think he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341626) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha i'm legitimately angry. this post ruined my afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341638) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version I can't think of a worse recent case of ridiculous puffed up pride getting in the way of results. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341694) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:34 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha this is absolute insanity:
1) no one had ever deigned to kiss him before, let alone have sex with him
2) he met her the day before
3) they were fucking sober
4) he did all those other ridiculous things like trying to continue his homework that i was trying not to be mad about, but are inflaming me now
this girl is a fucking champ for putting up with any of that bullshit. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:38 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea she obviously has really low self-esteem. So I kind of feel sorry for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341797) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:41 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha this is not abnormal behavior for a girl, except insofar as she did this to a guy who apparently does and thinks everything wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341836) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo she sounds like the perfect girl for him at this point tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342001) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea But he doesn't realize this! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342070) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:12 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy I think she probably thinks he is cute and shy - some girls like that. She's probably been treated like shit before and wants a guy who will be nice to her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357077) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: unhinged school pervert this is dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341625) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit This is a really really bad approach to take. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341630) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: lemon wonderful institution Wow. You're going about this the completely wrong way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341643) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: vibrant crackhouse scourge upon the earth Sounds like your 'attempts' to sex her ended before you even fucking kissed her. You've watched way too much porn. This is a very good start, and really as much or more than anything you should have reasonably expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341697) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:15 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen Highlights (to be recited on 4/5)
"I told her to freshen up... but she... jumped into bed... I continued reviewing for my psych midterm. [M]y mom called... the girl [laid] there for 5 minutes listening to me [speak] to my mom."
"[W]e were in bed for... AN HOUR AND A HALF... eskimo kiss[ing]... [before we]... started making out. I... tried to take off her bra... and...started rubbing her vag... she stopped me."
"I felt like I got enough [then] I told her she should leave."
"[Then] She... started trying to make out with me... I turned my head... but whatever."
"I... gave her a kiss goodbye." |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:17 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341541) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea "We eskimo kissed"
This was hilarious. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen ill edit
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:19 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version Bigger highlight: he's not going to see her again because she didn't have sex with him the day after meeting him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341569) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams titmfcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341588) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen Pensive is rolling over in his grave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341599) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:26 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams she's probably not a heroic woman.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341640) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Bat shit crazy school cafeteria new version Yeah, no shit. She invited herself over to take a fucking nap in his bed the day after she met him. He's a total fool if he doesn't see her again, because there's no way he's not at least getting her naked next time, or sleeping with her within a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341656) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams Fucking exactly. But because she wouldn't fuck in the first 24 hours, she's history?
We need to present a unified front. Let's all boycott NYUUG posts untill he agrees to continue with her. |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: vibrant crackhouse scourge upon the earth TITCR. His expectations are pretty fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341591) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:21 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen In the words of social philosopher Lloyd Banks "If she ain't fuck the first night, I ain't gon keep er." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341596) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams DEMAND YOUR HAIRCUT MONEY BACK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341603) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:22 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha pls punch him in the throat for me tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341607) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market "Funny thing, my mom called [and] I told her to get out so I could explain the DTV conversion to my mom" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341582) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:20 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha edit: wrong place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341583) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:25 PM Author: beady-eyed arrogant people who are hurt kitchen will edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341632) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:18 PM Author: pale contagious theater stage place of business LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ESKIMO KISS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341556) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:27 PM Author: Pearly Chest-beating Pocket Flask Friendly Grandma I walked here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341650) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:37 PM Author: Grizzly state liquid oxygen I was reluctantly pushed in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343231) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:42 PM Author: sooty clown jap u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341849) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: effete diverse masturbator locus LOL, apprently nyuug fucks on the first date or not at all.
You may have already ruined some of your goodwill with this girl. If she calls you again, you better hang out or you are a fucking fool |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:55 PM Author: glittery quadroon university Uncalled for. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11341995) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: Comical self-absorbed shitlib 5!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342011) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: sepia dragon idea he suggested wow congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342013) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: sepia dragon idea he suggested ugh I just read the rest of the thread. I take this back. Why are you being a dopey dumb dumb? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342154) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut locale Am I correct in noting that not a single person managed to post that stupid Michael Jackson gif? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342067) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:44 AM Author: Autistic Very Tactful House Laser Beams I posted "insert popcorn eating gif here" to but was too lazy to get the URL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345402) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: Twinkling Rigpig I'm torn between happiness that nyuug finally got somewhere with a girl, anger at his blatant stupidity in blowing her off because she wouldn't sex him the day after they met and a sick feeling that we're all the victims of the most elaborate flame in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342147) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:52 PM Author: Out-of-control Buff Kitty Cat titcream. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343392) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha if this is flame, he's like keiser fucking soze. he's met several people irl, and he has managed to shake me out of apathy which is nearly an impossible feat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343424) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:18 PM Author: lime curious church mother If it's flame, this post is the culmination of like 18 months of this guy's life work; of never dropping out of character even once despite posting dozens of time per day.
That would require a level of dedication far beyond even JBD |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:09 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha i refuse to believe i live in a world where such a thing is possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348443) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: boyish sticky location stain yes. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343434) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac juggernaut locale This more or less describes my reaction in total. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343437) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:09 AM Author: Naked Box Office I feel the same way. I started off this thread pumped for him, but finished reading it and found out he really is a massive douche and deserves to be a perma virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344959) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: Odious Flirting Resort bingo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348429) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: ruddy adventurous legend Don't rub the clit before you get the chick warmed up. It is not comfortable. You can't skip foreplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342148) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: awkward french sanctuary gaping i'm happy for you, bro. i didn't read the whole thread, but based on the op, i'm truly happy for you. that's a start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11342326) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: Rebellious station faggotry I hope you are blowing her off because she is fat and ugly and not because you didn't sex her the first time you met her. If it's the latter, you will never lose your virginity except to a fat and diseased walrus woman.
HTH |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 9:43 PM Author: motley meetinghouse *becums aroused* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343286) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: concupiscible national How ugly was she nyuug? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343576) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Scarlet Crotch This didn't happen, FYI. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343828) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: Sadistic demanding nursing home alpha if he made this all up, he's a legitimate comedic genius and i doff my cap to him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11343842) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: Scarlet Crotch He's a bored asian.
Have you posted here before? |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:27 PM Author: vivacious casino rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344395) |
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Date: April 5th, 2009 11:35 PM Author: Charismatic bespoke cuckoldry really tough guy nyuug got more play than me this weekend. Life has reached a new low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11344508) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:28 AM Author: jet-lagged dashing french chef forum Just feel the need to post in the most epic event-recalling thread in XOXO history.
I cosign the above...keep this girl on your roster for eternity. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 12:53 AM Author: brindle kink-friendly theater yeah dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345507) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:04 AM Author: racy claret public bath oh man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345634) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 1:14 AM Author: heady heaven mood flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11345738) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 2:07 PM Author: mahogany address wowzers! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11348431) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:48 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness In the nearly 5 years I have posted here, I don't think I have ever read a thread that produced so much lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351066) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 7:54 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I read this thread again today and I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I've already bookmarked this page for when I'm having a shitty day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351101) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo Hilarious.
Dude, IRL sex =/= porn sex. College girls don't just drop by a nerd's dorm room and fuck him.
I smell shenanigans here. It seems obvious to me that something embarrassing happened to nyuug, and he's masking it with what he thinks is the passable bravado "that bitch didn't put out after eskimo kisses so I'm done."
Bets on what it is? She lolled at his call from mommy? His ineptitude re the bra? His Eskimo overture?
Obviously there's something here |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: supple roommate I think this is right. he got rejected and is trying to save face (but still wanted to brag about getting whatever the hell he did get). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351288) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: Wine mexican stage agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351308) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: racy claret public bath if you're going to fabricate to protect your reputation, why leave in all the embarrassing shit about ineptitude with the bra and eskimo kissing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351335) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: supple roommate Oddly I think he thought those things were part of his brag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351355) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo For the same reason that he's not just saying, "Yeah! I hit that shit!" -- he's comfortable leaving in some self-deprecation (in fact that's the essence of his schtick), but his ego can't handle revealing actual humiliation.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Dude... he posted that he talked to his mom in the middle of making out with her, and that he couldn't get her bra open in ten minutes. I think he can handle the deprecation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351377) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:34 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo For some reason I don't think he realizes that the talking-to-his-mom behavior is something he should be embarrassed about.
I don't know buddy, it's just that I can't think of any other explanation for his conclusion that b/c this girl didn't put out within 30 minutes, his only option is to kick her to the curb. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit I think it's definitely possible that you're right, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351476) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM Author: racy claret public bath if you believe he's shtick, this makes sense. otherwise, i don't know; it seems like an awful lot of self-deprecation to leave in if you're of the mind to take some out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351394) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: supple roommate well, he wants to believe he was the rejector. he may even have convinced himself of that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351429) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: supple roommate what i don't get, every guy should be so excited the first time he gets as far as you did that he would want to see the girl again to try to get further more than anything.
despite that, i still don't think this is flame somehow. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness every thing he has ever posted is so outside the realm of normal behavior that this was just the same kind of thing taken to the next level. it certainly wasn't some wild departure from his earlier rational behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351307) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:20 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit I'd agree with this, to be honest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351317) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:25 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo I would also, in complete honesty, agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351371) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:26 PM Author: laughsome hospital being completely truthful, i agree as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351382) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Serious buddy... even the rejecting advice is in line with stuff that's happened here before. it sucks, but he'll be Ok. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351386) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo It's just that I want the poor kid to succeed.
For all intensive purposes, I think the community on this message blog is his only hope. That's pretty sad. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:39 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Yeah, man... I think everyone wants this to work out well for him. Everybody's told him what the best course is to take to be successful... at some point it's his call, though (trust me bro, we all hashed this out talking to him last night). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351506) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: supple roommate I think he would be more open to discussing people's suggestions that he try to see the girl again if that were an option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351342) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:28 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness i disagree, but other people seem to give him a lot more credit than i do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351392) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:33 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy I understand people have met this guy, but this sounds like total flame. You send the girl packing because she won't give you any more? Doesn't sound like this girl is going to make him wait until marriage - 2-3 "dates" and he's in. Is that really too much to ask for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: motley meetinghouse If she were attractive, I'd have let her stay longer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351467) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: supple roommate ya i was just thinking the other possibility is that she's ugly enough that you're not at all attracted to her, and you weren't sure what to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351478) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: motley meetinghouse No, I knew exactly what to do. Tell her to leave because there was nothing else left to do. She wasn't attractive enough to justify taking up more of my time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351496) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Dude... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351510) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: Wine mexican stage "No, I knew exactly what to do." ..... |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: supple roommate how much does this girl weigh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351523) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Average build. Mediocre face. Overall a 5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351539) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Lilac orchestra pit Will you post a pic to get objective evaluations, or email it to people (I know the former has the barzini thing going against it). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351557) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: motley meetinghouse No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351562) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: supple roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351771) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: supple roommate honest question, does all this girl chasing stuff actually feel right, or are you going through it all because you feel you're supposed to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351578) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:47 PM Author: motley meetinghouse lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351600) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: supple roommate The reason I ask is that the irl person closest to your situation that i know really doesn't seem to have any grasp of why he is trying to pursue girls, and this invariably leads to his rejection. I'm not saying he's gay as he hasn't shown any interest in men that I know of. Just that he needs to do some introspection and figure out if he's chasing girls because he really wants to (and just sucks at it that much) or if he's just doing it because society/his parents/his friends/etc expect him to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351778) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:09 PM Author: motley meetinghouse LOL, this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard. I want to fuck, but if a girl rejects my advances and isn't attractive enough to keep around, I'm moving on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351876) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo Dude you ask the insightful Qs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351604) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo TITCQ. Has this not been elicited yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351542) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea I think you need to come the conclusion that you're never going to have the "pick of the litter." Settling might be the key to happiness in your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351525) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo Oh man... You were too busy helping mom with the cable and preparing flash cards for your test, so da bitch gotta go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351535) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: Wine mexican stage he got what he wanted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351547) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: motley meetinghouse She had already rejected numerous advances. No point in keeping her around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351549) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM Author: shimmering titillating indian lodge bbw lol (@u, not her) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351569) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:46 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo Word. Thanks for clearing that up, buddy.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:49 PM Author: Wine mexican stage DESCRIBE you're advances in order. didn't you ever learn the bases? (french, feel, finger, fuck?) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: motley meetinghouse I already told you...I tried to take off her bra and she stopped me. Rubbed her vag and she pulled my hand away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351651) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: excitant gaped water buffalo but you tried to take off her bra for 10 MINUTES. if you coulda got it done, you mighta been in there...not that you wouldnt have ruined the moment with later fumbling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351676) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM Author: motley meetinghouse Not necessarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351699) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: mind-boggling twisted sound barrier market So obviously a homo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351680) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: Wine mexican stage and this was all before making out? where does the eskimo kissing fall? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: motley meetinghouse The eskimo kisses were after we had cuddled for a while.
We didn't make out until the end. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: Charismatic bespoke cuckoldry really tough guy LOL. SO you thought it was acceptable to start rubbing her pussy without even making out first, and then you were surprised when she batted your greedy yellow hand away? You seriously need a coach on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351832) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: motley meetinghouse I started with just her legs and then worked my way to it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351882) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:04 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy She was making out with you because she didnt' want to leave. What the fuck is your problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357012) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:03 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy Dude, don't you have a sister? Even if the girl isn't "Serious" she isn't a prostitute. She wants to think you like her - are a friend. She is making this about as easy for you as it gets - she is quite clearly NOT just teasing you. Take her out to dinner. Treat her with respect. She will fuck you like crazy. But if you treat her like a lab animal she's going to feel like shit.
I seriously can't believe you are this clueless. You must be flame. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: medicated karate brunch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351536) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: shimmering titillating indian lodge bbw stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351537) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: Fighting soul-stirring gas station dog poop No other women has ever kissed you. This is the first chick to pity you enough to jump in your bed. You're gay or delusional. That's it -- no other options.
And you never answered the question about not knowing the natural progression of hooking up. Seriously, if you want to get anywhere, you can't skip making out and just put your hand down some strange girl's pants. What the fuck?? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:03 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness seriously. behavior like this is how you accidentally become a date rapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351792) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Charismatic bespoke cuckoldry really tough guy He's got his own system: 1st base: cuddling in bed 2nd: eskimo kisses 3rd: rubbing pussy over top of pants HR: making out |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:17 PM Author: glittery quadroon university Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357099) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: mauve arousing stag film ceo And if you were attractive, she would have.
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: lake passionate giraffe I can't believe that "BLOWJOBS" haven't been mentioned in this entire thread.
Makeout.
Subtly let her know you have a raging boner.
Profit.
Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen. Once a girl is in my fucking bed, the deal is as good as sealed. |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:53 PM Author: shaky house-broken circlehead "Subtly let her know you have a raging boner."
i would bet any amount of money this was not the case.
"Sorry, but you have problems that i haven't had since i was fifteen"
you haven't eskimo kissed since you were 15? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:55 PM Author: lake passionate giraffe EDIT: "subtly let her know that your wiener is doing something it's never done before."
And no, I haven't? |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: shaky house-broken circlehead i was just jokin with the eskimo kissing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351715) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: lake passionate giraffe I know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351789) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: shaky house-broken circlehead cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351915) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 8:45 PM Author: shaky house-broken circlehead nyuug, can I ask you a serious q? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11351564) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Impressive irradiated personal credit line Harry? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11352559) |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:39 PM Author: vengeful windowlicker abode GodDAMN! I go away for a few days and miss a MOMENTOUS Board occasion!
Anyway, I salute you sir
*drinks to your health* |
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Date: April 6th, 2009 11:42 PM Author: Chrome Razzle Corn Cake Haunted Graveyard I don't have time to read the whole thread so forgive me if this has already been posted but ....
NYUUG CONTINUE TO TREAT HER LIKE SHIT AND YOU WILL GET LAID. GIRLS LIKE HER RESPOND WELL TO THAT. AS LONG AS YOU STILL COME IN CONTACT WITH HER, THERE WILL BE SEX. |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:25 PM Author: Flushed main people this seems credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357159) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:23 AM Author: mustard balding senate black woman EPIC flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11354940) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:05 PM Author: vivacious casino rigor TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy Must be. I don't understand it otherwise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357028) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:06 PM Author: mahogany address this thread is a like a 10 car pile up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357030) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 12:24 PM Author: Azure Cumskin Set for 'isn't attractive enough' read 'doesn't have a penis' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11357153) |
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Date: April 7th, 2009 1:57 PM Author: Sapphire metal incel congrats dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11358091) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:23 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle knife lulziest shit in a while. thanks, dood. and congrats.
next time, kiss her before you try to rub her boobies or her vajayjay. |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 6:54 AM Author: Hyperactive marvelous headpube The lulz started at the OP and just kept on coming. Thank you for that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443428) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:39 AM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy One line sums up the thread:
"i got what i wanted and needed to study for my midterm" |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:46 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle knife it's pretty lulzy that he would rather study that continue making out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443519) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy HE GOT WHAT HE WANTED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443524) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:49 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle knife i guess he didn't want teh sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443529) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 8:54 AM Author: Saffron Embarrassed To The Bone Philosopher-king Therapy well, he put his hand between her legs (before they even kissed) and she pushed it away - so I guess he figured that wasn't an option and decided he'd rather study. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443537) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:11 AM Author: Provocative Plaza hey man, we were all 15 once, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443582) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:37 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle knife if he did it in the correct order, and made out/rubbed her for long enough, he might have scored at least some oral action (possibly two-way). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443651) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:12 AM Author: Underhanded Erotic Base Since we are here anyway, UPDATE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443585) |
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Date: April 16th, 2009 9:19 AM Author: Indecent home And yet, nyuug, you're still a pathetic midget asian with social anxiety. You must be so proud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11443598) |
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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:32 PM Author: stubborn talented pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574298) |
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Date: April 28th, 2009 6:43 PM Author: Stimulating cruel-hearted double fault useless brakes WTF, i totally missed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#11574414) |
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Date: June 26th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness never forget (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12096724) |
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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:47 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea i can never get through this thread without crying from laughing too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129327) |
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Date: June 30th, 2009 11:50 PM Author: vivacious casino rigor TCR it's unbelievable shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12129337) |
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Date: July 28th, 2009 2:04 AM Author: Pontificating coiffed corner newt how many people will this thread cause to fail the bar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12366391) |
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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:53 PM Author: Copper library regret jesus christ thank you for bumping this! i missed this over the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720846) |
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Date: September 11th, 2009 1:41 PM Author: Histrionic Violet Piazza odd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12720740) |
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Date: October 10th, 2009 1:19 PM Author: puce swollen half-breed idiot okay at least my life isn't this bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#12954255) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:19 PM Author: Razzmatazz bull headed gunner the way the facts slowly came out in this thread was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564655) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:25 PM Author: chartreuse frisky voyeur yeah i totally forgot. went back and read the sequence and remember exactly how i felt when i asked nyuug if rubbing noses was what he meant by eskimo kissing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#15564685) |
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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: fragrant high-end hell goyim the best part of this was seeing the original CAC moniker again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536069) |
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Date: November 12th, 2010 5:11 PM Author: turquoise 180 patrolman love of her life i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#16536105) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM Author: Haunting spectacular twinkling uncleanness ditto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847690) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 3:09 PM Author: angry disrespectful point marketing idea i just read through it again. Tears in my eyes. it always delivers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847731) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:57 PM Author: thriller lavender center fanboi I look forward to estrada making this exact thread in a few years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847681) |
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Date: October 30th, 2011 7:47 PM Author: plum preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19270626) |
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Date: November 12th, 2011 4:41 PM Author: degenerate WTF ever happened to NYUUG? he was a good dood. good taste in metal. he got me into amon amarth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#19353623) |
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Date: August 27th, 2011 2:59 PM Author: violent vigorous mediation the board WOCs seem especially interested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968688&forum_id=2#18847693) |