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ITT we list the most unqualified law school professors in the US

Go: http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/degro...
thriller mustard psychic weed whacker
  05/08/09
Dude, those aren't even in the ballpark of the worst.
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
ROFL I like where this thread is going.
Swashbuckling state
  05/08/09
"adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count"...
Blue Gas Station Dopamine
  05/08/09
Dude is a Fulbright scholar and Wisconsin is not a bad schoo...
Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe
  06/24/09
credited
razzmatazz kink-friendly address laser beams
  02/06/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/benson.htm http://www.cooley....
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
i just threw up a little
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
See, the key is to find people who never even practiced at a...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
Holy fucking shit. I couldn't possibly see anyone having a ...
Swashbuckling state
  05/08/09
yeah. they're paying 30K to learn from that bitch. but chris...
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
holy shit, I didn't know that. That's hilarious! http://...
Avocado School Cafeteria
  06/24/09
Holy fucking shit. How is this school not shut down by the p...
navy station
  02/06/10
the library sq footage thing has always cracked my shit up
Purple Dysfunction
  02/26/10
it gets worse. michigan circuit courts arent even appellate ...
Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe
  05/14/09
To be fair, apparently they take appeals from traffic cou...
Coral pit
  06/24/09
The second one is a solid contender. Jeannette Buttrey. Ha...
thriller mustard psychic weed whacker
  05/08/09
She is an associate prof, it seems. http://www.cooley.edu/f...
laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy
  05/14/09
check her student case comment topic -- expectation of priva...
Coral pit
  06/24/09
i'm looking forward to her next masterwork of legal scholars...
Coral pit
  06/24/09
check it -- three degrees of separation from YALE: Jeanet...
Coral pit
  06/24/09
"Law isn't a profession. It's a calling."
Bull Headed Yapping Kitty Gunner
  05/08/09
made me cringe
Adventurous ebony boiling water
  02/26/10
Dude, that chick was on law review.
excitant factory reset button
  05/14/09
in spanish buttrey means butt king.
Ivory aromatic really tough guy
  06/24/09
LOL remember that closer, Ray King?
balding slate stage masturbator
  06/24/09
ty
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  06/24/09
Before joining the Cooley faculty, Professor Benson enjoyed ...
Poppy wonderful crackhouse potus
  06/24/09
I actually agree with this despite his weak academic creds. ...
Confused Soul-stirring Alpha
  06/24/09
I took a business law class in UG where the teacher had simi...
flickering big location
  06/24/09
cr I actually like this guy's background
Cordovan Nursing Home Roommate
  02/06/10
I snickered when I read "J.D. Cooley Law School, 1986.&...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
Saginaw Valley State College? Is that on a fucking indian r...
motley legal warrant
  02/26/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/clement.htm http://www.cooley...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
how much do you think these morons make?
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
you think they are morons because?
Bipolar charismatic parlour macaca
  06/24/09
http://www.saltlaw.org/userfiles/SALT%20salary%20survey%2020...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
The first woman clerked for the Mich Supreme Court, that's g...
Swashbuckling state
  05/08/09
Um, I don't know if you even read her bio, but she's kind of...
Nofapping sapphire cuckold
  05/08/09
lol, Davenport is a for-profit university and I think it's a...
Filthy cerise parlor personal credit line
  05/16/09
the first 2 and the last one look like white trash.
fishy infuriating rehab
  02/06/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mckneelen.htm http://www.cool...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
it does take skill to land cum laude at cooley, however. ...
Trip Becky
  05/08/09
"She also supervised third-year law students in the KRA...
Swashbuckling state
  05/08/09
Some of your nominees work in clinic and skill classes (see,...
galvanic knife plaza
  05/13/09
hey, that last woman is pretty cute. not bad.
fishy infuriating rehab
  02/06/10
...
Trip Becky
  05/08/09
this guy doesn't belong here
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
oh, we're just talking edu pedigree? how about straight up i...
Trip Becky
  05/08/09
There is no way to objectively judge quality as an instructo...
thriller mustard psychic weed whacker
  05/08/09
for the purposes of this thread you may be right, but it wou...
Bipolar charismatic parlour macaca
  06/24/09
http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MeganBittakis.htm http://w...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
I love this quote "Professor Freeman started her legal ...
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  05/13/09
If she works hard, one day she'll move up to partnership tax...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/garcia.html http:...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
The first one is not a real professor. I have never heard o...
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  05/08/09
bottom of the page: The University of La Verne College of La...
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
So that's a no, right?
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  05/08/09
http://www.abanet.org/legaled/approvedlawschools/approved.ht...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALLLLLL.
Arousing chad
  05/14/09
lol
Adventurous ebony boiling water
  02/26/10
So apparently if you graduate from Cooley and manage to get ...
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  05/08/09
you think they make 100k+? maybe i shoudl teach for cooley
Peach Spectacular Stain Range
  05/08/09
Assistant professor: $92,000 Associate professor: $130,000 ...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
wtf? why doesn't everybody just be a professor there? altho...
Peach Spectacular Stain Range
  05/08/09
You think they even bother with Erie? I doubt it's a big co...
Silver stead karate
  05/08/09
They do. It's a nightmare to sit through that class. Thi...
cerebral indian lodge
  02/06/10
LOLPWNED
Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/24/10
Wow. What a racket.
Swashbuckling state
  05/08/09
My guess is that these numbers are basically outright lies. ...
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  05/08/09
cooley tuition is not
cyan public bath half-breed
  05/14/09
Jesus, they should hire me. I'll be the Kingsfield of Coole...
Filthy cerise parlor personal credit line
  05/16/09
With the COL being so low you could live like a king out the...
Glittery Misunderstood Striped Hyena
  06/24/09
I think we have a winner: http://www.tsulaw.edu/faculty/p...
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  05/08/09
Bonus 3: He looks like he literally has downs syndrome.
Bull Headed Yapping Kitty Gunner
  05/08/09
i lol'd
Adventurous ebony boiling water
  02/26/10
He looks like he'd smell bad.
Concupiscible Hospital Travel Guidebook
  05/08/09
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im lulzing so bad in crying haha
pink center
  05/16/09
A++++
titillating faggotry
  06/24/09
nah i think the bitch from cooley has him beat. but why wou...
Vibrant Office Pistol
  05/08/09
Ph.D cand? Does that mean he never finished it? He only di...
Underhanded Temple
  05/13/09
You're technically only a PhD candidate after passing quals....
laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy
  05/14/09
Is that right? I thought it was Ph.D. candidate when youve b...
Comical milk
  06/24/09
Candidate is after quals. Or at least, it was for me. You ma...
heady fortuitous meteor
  02/24/10
correct
laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy
  02/26/10
"At the Ol 'Ball Game' and Beyond: Spectators and the P...
Adventurous ebony boiling water
  02/26/10
Don't be so fast to declare a winner. We have lots of TTTTer...
galvanic knife plaza
  05/13/09
"Teaching and Scholarship: Using Constitutional Law, es...
provocative liquid oxygen
  05/13/09
It's probably a bad sign when the only journal you've publis...
galvanic knife plaza
  05/13/09
hah you got it first. i laughed in the office.
exhilarant brethren
  05/13/09
lol
Poppy wonderful crackhouse potus
  06/24/09
"Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clau...
exhilarant brethren
  05/13/09
#3 is a candidate for sure. WTF? #2 is just as unqualified...
beady-eyed university
  05/14/09
#2 has at least been published. And the using Con Law to ...
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  05/14/09
ESPECIALLY the commerce clause
Supple house
  05/14/09
i know someone that goes here
carnelian multi-billionaire
  02/06/10
Should I send a resume to Cooley? I would love to get in on...
Transparent filthpig orchestra pit
  05/14/09
You'd have to live in Michigan
cyan public bath half-breed
  05/14/09
I'm there. I could buy a $1 house.
Transparent filthpig orchestra pit
  05/14/09
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=8
excitant factory reset button
  05/14/09
?
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  05/14/09
You can have a top-notch education and be completely unquali...
excitant factory reset button
  05/14/09
roflcopter, i know some of his contracts students
Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe
  05/14/09
being a full professor but not having a named chair means th...
pearly passionate death wish
  05/16/09
credited - DO NOT take him for evidence
gaped curious stage
  05/16/09
Also, it doesn't really compare to some of the Cooley profs ...
excitant factory reset button
  05/14/09
...
Cobalt talented national ladyboy
  05/14/09
That is the chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel for T...
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  05/14/09
There's no way I possibly could have posted that ironically....
excitant factory reset button
  05/14/09
Should I have somehow inferred your sarcasm? Sorry.
charcoal bat shit crazy gaping
  05/14/09
it's pretty obvious you only figured that out after the fact...
sexy goyim sanctuary
  06/24/09
not so obvious to me. you might be dumb.
Massive lay
  02/26/10
How much does she get paid? I thought she made her money of...
exhilarant brethren
  06/24/09
she did the BarBri bankruptcy lecture in Illinois when i too...
pink center
  05/16/09
Since when does IL test bankruptcy on the bar exam?
godawful church building quadroon
  06/24/09
excellent choice, dipshit
sexy goyim sanctuary
  06/24/09
i agree it's unclear that this is a joke
Olive vigorous stag film
  06/24/09
http://www.law.duke.edu/fac/colemand/ No one from GULC is qu...
Cobalt talented national ladyboy
  05/14/09
How the fuck dare you.
wine boyish philosopher-king
  05/14/09
You ever see Golden Eye? You know the scene where the woman...
Multi-colored Sound Barrier French Chef
  05/14/09
LOL at her putting stuff about her track and field career on...
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
http://law.shu.edu/Faculty/display-profile.cfm?customel_data...
vivacious bronze locale yarmulke
  05/16/09
Is she supposed to be black?
laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy
  05/16/09
2 publications in 20 years is terrible. Don't academics get...
Deep Greedy Whorehouse
  02/06/10
...
Useless frisky newt
  05/16/09
...
Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library
  06/24/09
http://www.tjsl.edu/faculty_m_markey
Comical milk
  06/24/09
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=4...
duck-like nubile persian headpube
  06/24/09
Ban
thriller mustard psychic weed whacker
  06/24/09
http://www.law.uci.edu/profile_e_chemerinsky.html
Comical milk
  06/24/09
http://www.law.umn.edu/facultyprofiles/mcgeveranw.html
ruddy pocket flask garrison
  06/24/09
http://www.sulc.edu/faculty/grey.htm In July 2002 she was...
Marvelous jewess
  06/24/09
LONGER BUT STRONGER
Zippy maroon depressive
  06/24/09
holy shit. did you see this idiot's LS grades? http://ww...
walnut lascivious ceo international law enforcement agency
  06/24/09
Here's how he lists his PhD "Ph.D. Criminal Justice:...
crawly point
  06/24/09
Capella Univeristy is an online school.
Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth
  06/24/09
I know. But he listed it's location as Minnesota, MN. What...
crawly point
  06/24/09
Yeah, I know. You couldn't see me my disgust at getting a Ph...
Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth
  06/24/09
Those grades were ridiculously bad. He was insane to try to ...
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
Of all the stuff I love about this guy's insanity, my favori...
tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage
  11/25/09
My shock is that he PAID for 2005 apparently, but they did n...
racy lime lettuce
  02/06/10
So in conclusion, We Have a Winner
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
technically not a law prof though
Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape
  06/24/09
Did you not see the web address? He's PROFESSOR George Acker...
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
WHAT ABOUT DEGREES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zippy maroon depressive
  06/24/09
it's gotta be prestigious if it doesn't even show up in a go...
Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape
  06/24/09
He is licensed
Zippy maroon depressive
  06/24/09
As crazy as this dude is, it starts making sense when you re...
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
I missed this earlier
Zippy maroon depressive
  06/24/09
lol nice grades very good find
Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape
  06/24/09
please explain how you found this gem?
ungodly chrome school
  06/24/09
Know of him through a girl he used to date that I knew from ...
Zippy maroon depressive
  06/24/09
He is experienced in "all related fields." I al...
Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth
  06/24/09
His JD "Final Paper" was: The USA Patriot Act: An ...
crawly point
  06/24/09
That sounds like the title of a B- high school civics class ...
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
No, dood. I'm sure this will be looked back on as THE sourc...
crawly point
  06/24/09
His law school grades are atrocious. This is an amazing fin...
crawly point
  06/24/09
This find makes it a classic thread.
hairraiser federal area
  06/24/09
20 pages and no interests or activities section.
crawly point
  06/24/09
This entire website is full of gold. Never have I seen a bi...
beady-eyed university
  07/23/09
Found gold: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/george-ackerman/7...
tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage
  11/25/09
Holy fuck. He listed internet explorer under "Skills&qu...
navy station
  02/06/10
That's only because he has "High Speed, DSL access.&quo...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
What is George Ackerman up to these days? His website is do...
tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage
  02/24/10
I know. I was so fucking bummed when the links didn't work....
Fear-inspiring drab cruise ship
  02/24/10
Anyone else counting the font styles on that resume?
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
2003-2006 Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For Y...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/06/10
bump
beady-eyed university
  07/23/09
...
Puce 180 brunch
  02/06/10
aep
titillating faggotry
  02/06/10
A brutal but necessary exercise.
Out-of-control startling forum idea he suggested
  02/26/10
http://www.asl.edu/faculty/index.aspx The whole faculty
mahogany high-end double fault menage
  02/26/10
pales in comparison to cooley, however.
stimulating know-it-all partner place of business
  02/26/10
2 JDs from Penn 1 Boalt 1 GULC
Mind-boggling abusive digit ratio
  02/26/10
Holy shit, check out Regent Law Review's write-on competitio...
Cheese-eating Church
  02/26/10
Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Christ's Absolute Immunity from...
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/26/10
my torts professor
dashing amber resort juggernaut
  02/26/10
Wait so let me get this straight. These Cooley professor...
Brass Bearded Dingle Berry
  02/26/10
Decent income. Morally repugnant job.
Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office
  02/26/10
I taught legal writing for a semester so I belong on your li...
Stirring rusted sneaky criminal patrolman
  02/26/10
you are a wierd guy.
aphrodisiac chocolate spot blood rage
  02/26/10


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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:40 AM
Author: thriller mustard psychic weed whacker

Go:

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/degroff.cfm

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/pryor.cfm

Rules: full professors preferred (not assistant); adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677154)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:41 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

Dude, those aren't even in the ballpark of the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677157)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state

ROFL I like where this thread is going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677166)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: Blue Gas Station Dopamine

"adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count"

Phew.... no wonder I didn't make the list!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677208)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe

Dude is a Fulbright scholar and Wisconsin is not a bad school... It's a better school than Rutgers, where Elizabeth Warren got her J.D., and she's clearly qualified. I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078301)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz kink-friendly address laser beams

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033874)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:44 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/benson.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/buttrey.htm

Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677163)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

i just threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677165)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

See, the key is to find people who never even practiced at a law firm. That first Regent guy was at Hunton & Williams. You can't possibly compare him to a guy from a directional Michigan school who hung a shingle and now teaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677167)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state

Holy fucking shit. I couldn't possibly see anyone having a worse pedigree than that [edit]. At least the bald dood argued in front of the Mich Supremes and has his own radio show. Saginaw Valley State College --> Cooley --> glorified intern for STATE circuit judge. You have got to be kidding me.

I don't know who is pwned harder by life- her or her students. Upon reflection, I guess the answer is obviously her students, but damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677169)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:54 AM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

yeah. they're paying 30K to learn from that bitch. but christ anyone who goes to a school that publishes its own rankings has it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677172)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Avocado School Cafeteria

holy shit, I didn't know that. That's hilarious!

http://www.cooley.edu/rankings/overall2008.htm

I like some of the factors they use:

"Total Law School Square Footage"

"Non-Library Total Square Footage"

"Total Minority Enrollment"

"Total J.D. Enrollment"

"Number of Minority Faculty"

Somehow, Cooley thinks that each of these should count just as much as the LSAT median of the students when evaluating the quality of law schools. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077954)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:26 PM
Author: navy station

Holy fucking shit. How is this school not shut down by the police yet? This is fucking robbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033779)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Purple Dysfunction

the library sq footage thing has always cracked my shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244517)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe

it gets worse. michigan circuit courts arent even appellate courts. they try felonies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734820)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: Coral pit

To be fair,

apparently they take appeals from traffic court. and technically they're the court of last resort for ur pissing in public citation. i can smell the preftige from across the room.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073597)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: thriller mustard psychic weed whacker

The second one is a solid contender. Jeannette Buttrey. Has never seen a courtroom, JD from Cooley, couldn't even get a law firm job. Worked her way up from research and writing instructor at Cooley. That's pretty bad. She's a full prof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677187)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy

She is an associate prof, it seems.

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/bibbuttrey.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734739)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:19 AM
Author: Coral pit

check her student case comment topic -- expectation of privacy in a PUBLIC REST ROOM.

*painfully obvious and unfunny loyola bathroom exerbike dig removed by moderator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073335)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: Coral pit

i'm looking forward to her next masterwork of legal scholarship. at her current blistering pace of one publication per decade, it should be out any day now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073353)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Coral pit

check it -- three degrees of separation from YALE:

Jeanette R. Buttrey, Michigan's Rape-Shield Statute and the Admissibility of Evidence that a Child Complainant has been Previously Molested, 15 T.M. Cooley L. Rev. 391 (1998).

cited in:

Marah deMeule, Privacy Protections for the Rape Complainant: Half a Fig Leaf, 80 N.D. L. Rev. 145, 153 n.74 (2004).

cited in:

Julia Simon-Kerr, Unchaste and Incredible: The Use of Gendered Conceptions of Honor in Impeachment, 117 Yale L.J. 1854, 1893 n.181 (2008).

how many of u miserable shitbags can say THAT?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073536)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: Bull Headed Yapping Kitty Gunner

"Law isn't a profession. It's a calling."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678663)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:04 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony boiling water

made me cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245805)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

Dude, that chick was on law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734584)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: Ivory aromatic really tough guy

in spanish buttrey means butt king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072997)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: balding slate stage masturbator

LOL

remember that closer, Ray King?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073384)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074061)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Poppy wonderful crackhouse potus

Before joining the Cooley faculty, Professor Benson enjoyed 21 years experience as a litigator and tried dozens of jury trials in both civil and criminal courts throughout Michigan. He has argued cases before the Michigan Supreme Court, Michigan Court of Appeals, circuit, probate, and district courts, federal district and bankruptcy courts, Worker’s Compensation Bureau, American Arbitration Association, and Drivers License Appeal Division.

I'd rather have him than some double ivy faggot who never did anything and doesn't actually teach law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074281)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: Confused Soul-stirring Alpha

I actually agree with this despite his weak academic creds.

For the record though, there are NO ivy league law schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077395)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: flickering big location

I took a business law class in UG where the teacher had similar credentials, and I easily learned more about contracts than my law school professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077566)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Cordovan Nursing Home Roommate

cr I actually like this guy's background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035984)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

I snickered when I read "J.D. Cooley Law School, 1986."

I heartily laughed when I read "He has argued cases before the . . . Drivers License Appeal Division."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035860)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: motley legal warrant

Saginaw Valley State College? Is that on a fucking indian reservation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14239981)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:57 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/clement.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/faulkner.html

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/flores.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/marksd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677174)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

how much do you think these morons make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677175)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Bipolar charismatic parlour macaca

you think they are morons because?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073968)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

http://www.saltlaw.org/userfiles/SALT%20salary%20survey%202007-2008.pdf

About $152,557

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035929)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state

The first woman clerked for the Mich Supreme Court, that's gotta be worth something. The rest are straight up TTTTTTTTT. None of them can hold a candle to that woman above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677176)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:02 AM
Author: Nofapping sapphire cuckold

Um, I don't know if you even read her bio, but she's kind of a big deal...

"As a Cooley student, Professor Buttrey won seven American Jurisprudence Awards and Certificates of Merit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677182)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:04 AM
Author: Filthy cerise parlor personal credit line

lol, Davenport is a for-profit university and I think it's also online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750763)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: fishy infuriating rehab

the first 2 and the last one look like white trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033769)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mckneelen.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mitchell.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/oleary.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/ray.html

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/russell.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677177)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: Trip Becky

it does take skill to land cum laude at cooley, however.

but damn, that is what we here call INCEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677183)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state

"She also supervised third-year law students in the KRAMER Law Clinic."

I'm not qualified to teach law. That's what's so INSANE about all of this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677190)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:56 PM
Author: galvanic knife plaza

Some of your nominees work in clinic and skill classes (see, eg, Russell).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729165)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: fishy infuriating rehab

hey, that last woman is pretty cute. not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033782)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM
Author: Trip Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677179)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

this guy doesn't belong here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677186)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:06 AM
Author: Trip Becky

oh, we're just talking edu pedigree? how about straight up incompetence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677193)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM
Author: thriller mustard psychic weed whacker

There is no way to objectively judge quality as an instructor or even competence apart from things like where they went to law school, what they did after law school, academic journal publications, etc. We are only judging by their website profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677200)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Bipolar charismatic parlour macaca

for the purposes of this thread you may be right, but it would be far more useful to have people bitch about specific teachers at their schools and see if there is a consensus.

Least qualified and least adept are rarely correlated enough to mean jack shit in individual cases. But, let's cut on people we don't know who went and teach at Cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073987)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MeganBittakis.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarshaFreeman.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/HeliaGarridoHull.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarvinRooks.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677184)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library

I love this quote "Professor Freeman started her legal career as a law librarian before turning to the teaching of law."

What does she teach, Library Sciences or some shit?

Nope...

Administrative Law

Family Law

Making Divorce Work (WTF is this class?)

Professional Responsibility

Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11728785)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

If she works hard, one day she'll move up to partnership tax and federal courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035974)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/garcia.html

http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/hultman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677188)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:07 AM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library

The first one is not a real professor. I have never heard of this school. Is it accredited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677196)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

bottom of the page: The University of La Verne College of Law has been provisionally approved by the Council of the Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar of the American Bar Association since 2006. The Section of Legal Education may be contacted at 321 North Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60610 or by phone at (312) 988-6738.

who wants to call and recommend that this school not be accredited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677197)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:09 AM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library

So that's a no, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677201)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

http://www.abanet.org/legaled/approvedlawschools/approved.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677205)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:26 AM
Author: Arousing chad

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALLLLLL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734881)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245838)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:29 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

So apparently if you graduate from Cooley and manage to get a job doing anything, they'll hire you to teach there. That's a pretty sweet deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677263)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:30 AM
Author: Peach Spectacular Stain Range

you think they make 100k+?

maybe i shoudl teach for cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677267)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:33 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

Assistant professor: $92,000

Associate professor: $130,000

Full professor: $153,000

Given that they have 4000 kids paying $30,000 a year in tuition, they're a profit machine.

http://www.saltlaw.org/files/uploads/SALT_salary_survey_2009.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677285)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Peach Spectacular Stain Range

wtf? why doesn't everybody just be a professor there?

although it would be aggravating teaching retarded kids moderately complicated concepts like the erie doctrine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677298)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:36 AM
Author: Silver stead karate

You think they even bother with Erie? I doubt it's a big component of the Michigan bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677305)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: cerebral indian lodge

They do. It's a nightmare to sit through that class.

This data regarding salary is very, very interesting, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033737)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Love Of Her Life Mad-dog Skullcap

LOLPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220972)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling state

Wow. What a racket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677299)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 11:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library

My guess is that these numbers are basically outright lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677814)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: cyan public bath half-breed

cooley tuition is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734842)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM
Author: Filthy cerise parlor personal credit line

Jesus, they should hire me. I'll be the Kingsfield of Cooley.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750773)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Glittery Misunderstood Striped Hyena

With the COL being so low you could live like a king out there on $153K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078177)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library

I think we have a winner:

http://www.tsulaw.edu/faculty/profiles/Walter_Champion.asp

Bonus 1:

George Foreman Professor of Law

Bonus 2:

He's like the only white guy on the faculty. Yet compared to the minorities he is even less distinguished. Librarian to law professor in 12 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678620)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: Bull Headed Yapping Kitty Gunner

Bonus 3: He looks like he literally has downs syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678705)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony boiling water

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245856)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hospital Travel Guidebook

He looks like he'd smell bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678807)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: pink center

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im lulzing so bad in crying haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750804)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: titillating faggotry

A++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073789)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Office Pistol

nah i think the bitch from cooley has him beat. but why would he put PhD cand on there? "i was going to get a PhD but failed"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678902)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: Underhanded Temple

Ph.D cand? Does that mean he never finished it? He only did it for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729220)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy

You're technically only a PhD candidate after passing quals. I bet he's misusing the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734783)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: Comical milk

Is that right? I thought it was Ph.D. candidate when youve been accepted to Ph.D. track, ABD after quals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073900)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: heady fortuitous meteor

Candidate is after quals. Or at least, it was for me. You may have some additional course work after quals, which means you are not yet ABD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221146)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:34 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240022)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:13 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony boiling water

"At the Ol 'Ball Game' and Beyond: Spectators and the Potential for Liability"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245858)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: galvanic knife plaza

Don't be so fast to declare a winner. We have lots of TTTTerritory left to cover.

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/91

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/98

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729114)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: provocative liquid oxygen

"Teaching and Scholarship: Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."

If I weren't so busy scratching my head to figure out what the hell this meant, I'd give it a 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729180)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: galvanic knife plaza

It's probably a bad sign when the only journal you've published in is your own school's journal (x2)...

Or having published NOTHING. I think I have a winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729213)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: exhilarant brethren

hah you got it first. i laughed in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729221)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Poppy wonderful crackhouse potus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074352)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: exhilarant brethren

"Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."

LOLed in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729218)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed university

#3 is a candidate for sure. WTF? #2 is just as unqualified but is only teaching b.s. legal writing classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734321)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:47 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

#2 has at least been published.

And the using Con Law to solve everyday problems thing pretty much seals the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734626)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: Supple house

ESPECIALLY the commerce clause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11736663)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: carnelian multi-billionaire

i know someone that goes here



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033736)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:43 AM
Author: Transparent filthpig orchestra pit

Should I send a resume to Cooley? I would love to get in on this. I could teach "international law" and make myself lulz every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734331)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: cyan public bath half-breed

You'd have to live in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734849)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Transparent filthpig orchestra pit

I'm there. I could buy a $1 house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734891)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734601)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734634)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:04 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

You can have a top-notch education and be completely unqualified to teach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734747)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Turquoise Business Firm Giraffe

roflcopter, i know some of his contracts students

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734844)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 10:50 AM
Author: pearly passionate death wish

being a full professor but not having a named chair means that nobody likes you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11751376)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: gaped curious stage

credited - DO NOT take him for evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11753578)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:06 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

Also, it doesn't really compare to some of the Cooley profs here, but Houston/Rutgers JD is pretty fucking TTT to teach at HLS:

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734754)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: Cobalt talented national ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734789)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

That is the chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel for TARP, you boob.

I'd say she's somewhat qualified to teach a class on Bankruptcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734888)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

There's no way I possibly could have posted that ironically. I just happened to choose one of HLS's highest-paid and most famous professors. Boy do I look silly now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734981)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: charcoal bat shit crazy gaping

Should I have somehow inferred your sarcasm? Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11735024)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: sexy goyim sanctuary

it's pretty obvious you only figured that out after the fact. your post lacked any tip-off to ironic intent. instead, you prefaced it with some inane attempt to put your offering -- you went to the HLS site and picked the worst law school you found quickly -- in context with prior ones from cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073461)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: Massive lay

not so obvious to me. you might be dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244924)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: exhilarant brethren

How much does she get paid? I thought she made her money off her books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073849)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:24 AM
Author: pink center

she did the BarBri bankruptcy lecture in Illinois when i took it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750818)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: godawful church building quadroon

Since when does IL test bankruptcy on the bar exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078152)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: sexy goyim sanctuary

excellent choice, dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073428)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Olive vigorous stag film

i agree it's unclear that this is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073481)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: Cobalt talented national ladyboy

http://www.law.duke.edu/fac/colemand/ No one from GULC is qualified to teach even taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734792)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: wine boyish philosopher-king

How the fuck dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737750)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sound Barrier French Chef

You ever see Golden Eye? You know the scene where the woman tries to crush Bond with her legs? That is what awaits you if you challenge DLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737788)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

LOL at her putting stuff about her track and field career on her bio page.

I think that alone makes her a serious candidate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077437)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM
Author: vivacious bronze locale yarmulke

http://law.shu.edu/Faculty/display-profile.cfm?customel_datapageid_4018=15004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750772)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:51 AM
Author: laughsome vengeful trailer park therapy

Is she supposed to be black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750895)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Deep Greedy Whorehouse

2 publications in 20 years is terrible. Don't academics get summers off to do research?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036136)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:22 AM
Author: Useless frisky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750811)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:15 AM
Author: Outnumbered People Who Are Hurt Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072983)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Comical milk

http://www.tjsl.edu/faculty_m_markey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074006)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: duck-like nubile persian headpube

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074048)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: thriller mustard psychic weed whacker

Ban

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075387)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Comical milk

http://www.law.uci.edu/profile_e_chemerinsky.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074051)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: ruddy pocket flask garrison

http://www.law.umn.edu/facultyprofiles/mcgeveranw.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075425)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: Marvelous jewess

http://www.sulc.edu/faculty/grey.htm

In July 2002 she was featured in Ebony magazine's article on "Super Single Sisters of 2002." Amongst the other 24 women selected from the nationwide search included Judge Mablean Ephram from the popular show Divorce Court and Keshia Knight-Pulliam better known as Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12076377)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Zippy maroon depressive
Subject: LONGER BUT STRONGER

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf - Only 20 pages long

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/ - transcripts, letters of REC, awards, the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077122)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: walnut lascivious ceo international law enforcement agency

holy shit. did you see this idiot's LS grades?

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/NSU%20LAW%20DEGREE%201.pdf

note that he was a CONDITIONAL admit @ nova

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077368)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: crawly point

Here's how he lists his PhD

"Ph.D. Criminal Justice: Current, Capella University. Minnesota, MN."

Minnesota, MN LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078129)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth

Capella Univeristy is an online school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078133)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: crawly point

I know. But he listed it's location as Minnesota, MN. What a tard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078180)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth

Yeah, I know. You couldn't see me my disgust at getting a PhD online through the intertubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078190)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

Those grades were ridiculously bad. He was insane to try to finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077459)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage

Of all the stuff I love about this guy's insanity, my favorite is:

AWARDS

2007 Madison’s: Whose Who of Professionals

2005 Who’s Who in the Legal Field

So... you've just finished last in your class at a TTT law school and you get an invite in the mail from "Who's Who" in the Legal Field -- how do you NOT think that's a scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#13365741)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: racy lime lettuce

My shock is that he PAID for 2005 apparently, but they did not include him in 2006.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035805)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

So in conclusion, We Have a Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077472)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape

technically not a law prof though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077583)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

Did you not see the web address? He's PROFESSOR George Ackerman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077593)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:01 PM
Author: Zippy maroon depressive
Subject: WHAT ABOUT DEGREES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well page 3 of his 20 page resume does say in the EMPLOYMENT/PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE section:

>>>Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC.<<<

That's gotta count right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077710)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape

it's gotta be prestigious if it doesn't even show up in a google search. wonder if he just made it up. incredible if he actually passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077729)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: Zippy maroon depressive
Subject: He is licensed

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/

Its on the resume, he did pass the bar, he is an attorney, professor, military man, author. Plus he has 3 letters of recommendation from US Congressman, including one that notes that among other things he accumulated 8,000 hours of volunteer service as an undergraduate student at Florida Atlantic U, while attending school full time:

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/congressman.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com

/PDF/volunteer%20hours%201.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/volunteer%20hours%202.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/VOLUNTEER%20HOURS%20AWARD.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077836)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

As crazy as this dude is, it starts making sense when you read that he was president of the FAU chapter of AEPI. In other words, a grade-C level striver dude from Boca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077878)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Zippy maroon depressive
Subject: I missed this earlier

It takes a good hour to go through everything here

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/ONLINE%20EXPERIENCE%20SCHOOLS%20I%20TAUGHT%20FOR.pdf

SCHOOLS I HAVE TAUGHT AT ONLINE/DISTANCE EDUCATION:

American Heritage University, Law School

http://www.amheritageuniv.net/school_of_law.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078109)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Brilliant Affirmative Action Ape

lol nice grades

very good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077551)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:21 PM
Author: ungodly chrome school

please explain how you found this gem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077855)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Zippy maroon depressive

Know of him through a girl he used to date that I knew from HS.

Also worth perusing his law firm website: http://www.lawgma.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078148)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Histrionic disrespectful internal respiration ticket booth

He is experienced in "all related fields."

I also like this:Master of Science, Sports Administration, GPA: 3.8. What the hell is that? Ref school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078182)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: crawly point

His JD "Final Paper" was: The USA Patriot Act: An Overview and Its Effect on Constitutional Rights

Deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078146)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

That sounds like the title of a B- high school civics class paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078159)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: crawly point

No, dood. I'm sure this will be looked back on as THE source of the constitutional issues involved in the US Patriot Act. I'll bump when it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078178)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: crawly point

His law school grades are atrocious. This is an amazing find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078219)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: hairraiser federal area

This find makes it a classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078228)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: crawly point

20 pages and no interests or activities section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078615)



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Date: July 23rd, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed university

This entire website is full of gold. Never have I seen a bigger loser than this guy. He must spend 4 hours a day trying to improve his resume by joining worthless organizations. His law school grades, transcripts, and general resume absurdity is complete lolz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326179)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage

Found gold:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/george-ackerman/7/389/ab

He's gone BACK to school to get another worthless degree from a TTT. LMAO. This guy is addicted to school and worthless awards, associations, and degrees. I'm serious, this is likely a real addiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#13365688)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: navy station

Holy fuck. He listed internet explorer under "Skills".

HOLY FUCK.

THIS CANNOT BE A REAL PERSON. IT JUST CANNOT.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033850)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

That's only because he has "High Speed, DSL access." You'll note that he's also certified to use Blackboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036185)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: tantric shivering generalized bond theater stage

What is George Ackerman up to these days? His website is down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220936)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring drab cruise ship

I know. I was so fucking bummed when the links didn't work. How bad were his grades I wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221049)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

Anyone else counting the font styles on that resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036025)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

2003-2006 Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036044)



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Date: July 23rd, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed university

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326135)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: Puce 180 brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033682)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:10 PM
Author: titillating faggotry

aep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033691)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 9:25 AM
Author: Out-of-control startling forum idea he suggested

A brutal but necessary exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240717)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: mahogany high-end double fault menage

http://www.asl.edu/faculty/index.aspx

The whole faculty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241472)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:05 PM
Author: stimulating know-it-all partner place of business

pales in comparison to cooley, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241722)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling abusive digit ratio

2 JDs from Penn

1 Boalt

1 GULC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241898)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Church

Holy shit, check out Regent Law Review's write-on competition.

SUBMISSION PROCEDURES

Writing Topic: This year’s writing topic is a semi-open topic. Any paper submitted that otherwise complies with the rules will be considered if it is scholarly material of publishable quality that advocates a legal position consistent with the Regent University Law Review mission statement as set forth below:

The Mission of the Law Review is to bring glory to God and to make the character and person of Jesus Christ known through the publication of excellent and principled legal scholarship. The Law Review strives to achieve this mission in the following ways: (1) The publication of well-written scholarship that demonstrates the application of Christian principles to legal issues; (2) the publication of well-written scholarship that benefits the practicing bar; (3) the training of Law Review members in legal writing and editing; and (4) the equipping of Law Review members for effective leadership in the legal community.

Although the Law Review encourages students to consider incorporating biblical principles into their submissions, a paper will not be penalized merely because it does not explicitly include biblical integration.

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/student_life/studentorgs/lawreview/writingcomp.cfm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244494)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Christ's Absolute Immunity from Negligent Supervision Claims Involving Sexually Malevolent Preachers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245913)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: dashing amber resort juggernaut

my torts professor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244502)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: Brass Bearded Dingle Berry

Wait so let me get this straight.

These Cooley professors went to shitty law schools where they probably got full scholarships because of how shitty law school is, and then they got jobs as professors at an even shittier law school making $150,000 a year with no debt.

And you people are making fun of them? lmao, many of you are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and don't even have jobs lmao.

The irony is strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244919)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Gold Principal's Office

Decent income.

Morally repugnant job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245926)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Stirring rusted sneaky criminal patrolman

I taught legal writing for a semester so I belong on your list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244940)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chocolate spot blood rage

you are a wierd guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245754)