Seinfeld is literally so fucking unfunny it blows my mind people like it
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:23 AM Author: crimson vibrant halford
I watched several episodes to give it a genuine shot and it's just fucking terrible. I cannot relate to these awful, selfish pieces of shit and I side-eye anyone who says, "tHeY'rE jUsT sAyInG wHaT wE'rE aLl ThInKiNg"
obviously the marine biologist episode is great, it was very 180 how all the subplots tied together, but one episode doesn't redeem the show
I also found one of the scenes with Elaine on the airplane funny
virtually no laughs outside of those
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:42 AM Author: excitant crotch office
I think the laugh track made people laugh. Also forcememing The Contest. That episode had Extremely Long laugh tracks. In the 90s you could just do something about sex and people would be like 😮 because that wasn’t the norm. Howard Stern did this too imo.
Like the show being funny sometimes over 9 years versus Seinfeld being a billionaire is the conflict. He should have like $280,000,000k, tops.
Curb does the exact same kind of plots, just shot differently and no laugh track and many proles couldn’t get into it.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 7:57 AM Author: excitant crotch office
I find Curb funny af
Im just separating Losers finding this stuff funny from proles being Told that it’s funny when they never would’ve laughed at any of it unless told to. It got more popular than it made sense for it to be.
Irl proles only laugh when something Bad happens to someone they don’t like, or when someone jokes about sex or something. Same people who watched Seinfeld in the 90s and laughed Uproariously at Elaine dancing or George’s parents hating him bc of the laugh track wouldn’t laugh at Curb. Proles can be……. influenced by Jews, let’s say.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: anal state yarmulke
seinfeld isn't actually good. cr op
curb is pretty funny a lot of the time. original curb that is
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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Khaki rebellious gaping sanctuary
seinfeld is great. especially for a show that is now getting close to 40 years old.
turn on an episode of this week's Hollywood Squares if you want to see what stupid unfunny network tv is really like.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Talking stage jewess
Takes like this are stupid.
The only reason Seinfeld isn't funny to you is because you've seen 30 years of shows imitating and expanding on what Seinfeld did.
It's like saying "Why do people like Super Mario Bros the graphics are awful" (and btw, Seinfeld itself is still pretty funny and NES Mario is still fun)
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: passionate locale shitlib
That's the point. He's repulsive. That's why it's so funny. He's a horrible person but he represents the negative aspects of our universal nature. It's like a little hint at what we could be if we had each had less dignity.
This is why the gang never 'win.' You're not rooting for them. They always draw the short end of the stick because they're not meritorious people.
I can't believe I'm explaining humor to a high verbal IQ Jew but here we are.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: Vivacious national
nah ding man what made the show great wasn't some wink wink cynicism but the fact that it was just really fucking good at gags rooted in something resembling real life. eg instead of wile e coyote getting an acme anvil dropped on his head it's kramer repainting the freeway
j peterman
soup nazi
ass doctor
basically every scene/plot with steinbrenner
etc etc.
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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:01 PM Author: stirring magical principal's office brethren
It's tough to articulate why Beethoven is compelling or why van Gough's paintings remain meaningful.
For Seinfeld, you could just say "because it's funny," and that would be true and a large part of it. To try to engage a little more with the question, three specific things about Seinfeld that were clever and that help the show remain a good watch:
They did a great job playing with the unexpected. What happened to the breached whale? Kramer's golf ball!
They did a great job pulling together separate story lines. The woman who wouldn't give Elaine toilet paper, the woman at the 900 number Kramer calls, and Jerry's gf are all the same woman. "Don't call me any more.... You either."
They had fantastic characters that amplified ridiculous traits we see in ourselves and our friends, family members, coworkers, etc. These characters went up to the line of being "too much" without going over. "You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!"
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:51 PM Author: coral plaza striped hyena
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
If you don't think that's funny you need to immediately return to whatever country you came here from.
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