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is "orthodox christianity" some kind of MLM scam
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth from what i can tell, "orthodox christianity" (in the US) is a totally fabricated meme for lost, confused men like "roosh" to larp as "trad," rationalizing whatever life situation they've found themselves in as "virtuous," and trying to scrounge up a female mate who can't do any better and so is willing to settle for a guy like them
is there any validity whatsoever to this shit as a "religion?" my scam radar is blowing up off the charts on this |
Date: June 24th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site AFAICT there seems to be two pathologies. 1.) Ex-evangelicals that hate how "Gay" the church is and have decided to inhale incense to cope. 2.) Nazis that want to be "Christian" but "based" and have become the Eastern European version of weeaboos as a result. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth that's exactly what i've been able to ascertain so far
there's also a third category though, i think, of guys who are basically just straight up total losers and who think that they can worm their way into a "church hierarchy" and get some semblance of artificial status and 4.5/10 mid-30s pussy |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Grizzly exciting market black woman That’s more and better pussy than I’m getting. Where do I join the Orthodox church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960940) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:02 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth good question i think probably Online somewhere by the looks of things (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960969) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: learning disabled amber roast beef start here, hth!
https://www.oca.org/orthodoxy/prayers/symbol-of-faith |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Navy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961011) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: electric vermilion yarmulke station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961076) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Navy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961010) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960928) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: insecure milky weed whacker your experience of it is completely through twitter.com so I would guess that's warped.
I know some orthobros, clannish af, it is very much a "keep the old country" alive thing and they are 100% serious. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth i know two (2) ortho bros irl and they both fall under category (2) described above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960946) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site I knew one guy like this and he is a literal immigrant from Greece (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960954) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: insecure milky weed whacker guys like this probably outnumber people that OP is referencing 10:1 in actual irl churches, but the ratio reverses Online (where the real action is) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960964) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:59 PM Author: electric vermilion yarmulke station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961077) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: Navy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961012) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: learning disabled amber roast beef OP seems jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960958) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960963) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: learning disabled amber roast beef is that what classifies as “Fair pushback,” sport? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960965) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:03 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site Fair pushback - I'll try to be more congenial in the future. Happy to dive into anything else you want to know about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49960971) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: Navy ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961043) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: Navy ticket booth I clicked on this thread looking for Serious Theological Discussion. I am disappoint. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961014) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site I will discuss the church's differing views on the doctrine of Total Depravity with you if you'd like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961018) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:37 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth i made the thread to Open The Door for serious theological discussion by Real Orthodox Scholars but alas none have stepped up thus far to Correct me on my uncharitable(?) assumptions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961024) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:39 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site Nobody gives a fuck about "Eastern Orthodoxy" and the arguments for and against "Roman Catholicism" and "Protestantism" are trite and played out. User has been muted for one week for this post. Thread locked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961029) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:40 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth *briefcase full of copies of the Book Of Mormon spills out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961032) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Navy ticket booth Your OP is actually Theologically Precise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961049) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:56 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth yeah i thought so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961070) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:00 PM Author: Navy ticket booth I think it has to do with Primitive Theodic Reasoning. Basically the theology developed before Divorce was legal. Protestantism is basically Divorce-Based Christianity. So is Catholicism really, because they split with the EO's over a desire to have Jewish Bread and also castration. So the Prots really are the best of the lot. EO's lack Metacognitive Capacities and all their devotional material is basically Slave Morality (Rape). Prots spiritually gay-marry Jesus which is actually Based post-Historical-Critical-Studies because Jesus is just a representation of your neurological capacity for Infinite Goodness (TM). EO's don't believe in Neurology and therefore project Divi-Neural properties onto Male Priests, ergo Perpetual Rape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961082) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Hyperventilating claret site I'm not going to be able to engage with this as a real theological argument — it's mixing made-up frameworks ("Primitive Theodic Reasoning," "Metacognitive Capacities") with claims that don't reflect the actual history (the Catholic-Orthodox split wasn't about "Jewish Bread" or castration, and the Reformation wasn't "Divorce-Based Christianity") and some loaded, dismissive language about specific traditions along the way.
If you're genuinely curious about the real history here — the Great Schism, the differences between Orthodox/Catholic/Protestant theology, or how Christology actually developed — I'm happy to get into that seriously. What I'd rather not do is help dress this up further or add a "syncing with your god-image" line that just continues the bit. Want me to give you the straight version of any of this instead? |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:06 PM Author: Navy ticket booth Claude sync this with my god image mistakelessly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961096) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: insecure milky weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49962251) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49962286) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:09 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth this is incredibly enlightening
wow |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Elite violent pocket flask Russian babies playing with other russian babies. I assume they will be playing with grizzly bear stuffed toys, eating pierogies and drinking pine tea. God should be mentioned lightly and in passing and the pierogies should be delicious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961086) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Elite violent pocket flask I thought it was for my russian baby to play with other russian babies. No idea wtf the rest of this is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961074) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 5:14 PM Author: Comical Bipolar Skinny Woman Hunting Ground orthodoxy in general isn't but RUSSIAN orthodoxy is actually an arm of the russian state and the FSB in particular. it's all out in the open too even though people still pretend it's a normal religion, like the 2018 schism with constantinople over the ukrainian church being granted autocephaly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961211) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth gonna need a little more than this quick rundown if you don't mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961247) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 5:50 PM Author: Onyx Whorehouse eastern orthodox churches were traditionally parochial institutions which used 'old church slavonic' plus the local languages of their areas.
so, if you were born in a serbian-speaking village in austria-hungary, you would be part of the serbian orthodox church. this church's older/more formal liturgical texts would mostly be in old church slavonic, while more day-to-day stuff would be in serbian.
the notion of an english-speaking eastern orthodox church is kind of silly at its core. it's a synthetic construct rather than an actual rooted institution, aside from any theology. that's why it seems kind of 'off' or fake in the modern american context. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth yeah i was mostly joking in my op, and this is a lot more fair and reasonable characterization of what it seems like to me
it seems totally incoherent for there to be "eastern orthodox churches" in the US and for all these random white american anglo-german men to be signing up and acting like they 'get' the essence of the religion and culture and like it's something that's "part of them" when in reality they have zero connection to it whatsoever and they are just LARPing |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 5:56 PM Author: Navy ticket booth No they really do want to rape generationally oppressed women though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961280) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: Onyx Whorehouse they are trying to apply a modern american evangelical 'window shopping' version of religion (where you 'pick' what you want to do religiously, often as an adult) to a set of institutions like eastern orthodoxies which are absolutely not set up that way.
if you didn't grow up in one of those churches, speaking a local eastern european or balkan language, you will never really be an eastern orthodox. that's not an 'identity' you can simply 'choose.' it's a process and an outcome, and if you're arriving at that stuff as an adult, you already missed it.
americans in particular don't like these facts, since it contradicts their generalized consumerist/individualist views of society. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Navy ticket booth you're imposing the true objective standard that Religion is Fake to a subset of religions. All religions are fake and you will never "be them." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961294) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Onyx Whorehouse theology doesn't particularly matter here, since a lot of these 'converts' are doing it as an attitude/pose rather than as any sort of theological statement. it's good to remind them that they are posers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961297) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: Navy ticket booth My point is they're all posers. It's all made up anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49961308) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: histrionic scourge upon the earth i don't think this contradicts what he's saying
what he's really saying is that "eastern orthodoxy" isn't a religion at all, and is in fact just a schelling point for ethno-cultural groups to organize themselves around
like what you're the puppet tp/mandy alluded to above |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: Navy ticket booth Right for all parties involved the religion is a false cope veneer.
And for all parties involved its a mating club.
That doesnt make the fake converts to the fake religion faker than the already fake adherents.
They all fetishize old world copulation that is to say rape |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: slate multi-colored legal warrant range it's real (and far more real than RC or a couple of the prot denominations) but only if you're ethnic and belong to an ethnic congregation or if someone (ethnic) has vouched for you otherwise yeah it's a larp. good theology though |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:23 PM Author: razzle-dazzle greedy casino Non-slav converts to Orthodoxy are all weird freaky LARPing fags
Just convert to Catholicism which has a more based history and coherent philosophy anyway. You can be a turbo TradCath if you want to LARP |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 10:20 AM Author: cyan bat shit crazy hospital faggot firefighter (Filioquetard) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877131&forum_id=2 #49962275) |