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Just went to Aldi. Holy fucking shit
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot when i was a naval commander stationed in germany i would go. place is typical shitbox where they just throw stuff on shelves and you are forced to unpack everything. so its cheap. and there are no more than 1 (one) people working in the store at any gfiven moment. so its even cheaper.
the people.
we talk about shrews and chads and stuff here but we never talk ab out the phenotype of an aldi shopper. truly out of middle earth. if you look in the mirror and give yourself a 6-7 then bump it up a point because there are real life 1s amongst us. shopping for lowpriced eggs |
Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: house-broken hot background story I'm an Aldi shopper and I'm from middle earth (high elf). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933588) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Pearly blathering half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933590) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Judgmental Stage sup numenorean 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933868) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 3:01 PM Author: Pearly blathering half-breed https://ibb.co/KxbrdFxJ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934177) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Judgmental Stage 98765432345678987654323456789876543234567898
(At a conservative minimum, to be clear!) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:06 AM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot yes. youve always been a curiousity to me despite having you pegged as an eastern euro from the midwest who eats organ meats for breakfast. good to know you are at home in an aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933616) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: house-broken hot background story liverwurst on toast this morning 😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933659) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Judgmental Stage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933866) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Judgmental Stage youve always been a curiousity to me tp
Many such cases in cyberspace! |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Judgmental Stage 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933867) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Dun Up-to-no-good School Feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933917) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933918) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: self-absorbed vengeful organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934018) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934727) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Shivering Vigorous Abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934149) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:38 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934728) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: Adulterous Library Gay guy on the internet talking about his "time as a naval commander in Germany" tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933593) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Judgmental Stage I really like it here, apropos of nothing 👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933882) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:00 PM Author: Sinister avocado trailer park fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933942) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933951) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Stimulating ruby factory reset button corn cake People pay a premium for upscale groceries because they want to avoid the Aldi phenotypes and hazardous proximity to Scum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933629) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot for decades target existed to escape the kmart and walmart crowd but then kmart went bankrupt and even scum cannot be bother to go to a walmart. Im not sure who goes into that place but i imagine its spirit airlines customers. cowgod is short on his clique theory because there is something different from loser or scum. there is an aldi customer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933645) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Stimulating ruby factory reset button corn cake It fits into clique theory still. They are Low Scumbags and Low Losers. They breed without regard for phenotype curation just like Indians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933652) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: titillating fear-inspiring rigpig keepsake machete Always a pleasure, number 94 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933730) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933863) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Stimulating ruby factory reset button corn cake how am I only 94, this is an outrage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49935145) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49935615) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot That guy is a real jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49936075) |
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Date: June 14th, 2026 7:19 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49938788) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:13 AM Author: Cerise passionate goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933647) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Judgmental Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933862) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Histrionic Territorial Temple Leberkässemmel und Aldi-Eigenmarkenenerdschie geht nei in den Hyperboreanerschlund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933673) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Magenta Nudist Candlestick Maker you think the average xo poaster doesn't know about 1s when he rates himself a 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933677) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot most people dismiss 10s as a urban legend, only rating absolute smokeshows as a 9 or 8.5. I don't experience the 1s in my life on a regular basis, only renewing my drivers lic ense or shopping at aldi. I dont know how many of them exist amongst us but i am pretty confident that their score brings down the weighted average significantly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933689) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: Magenta Nudist Candlestick Maker we all know they're out there even if we don't see them often
I was at Disney recently and saw sooooo many people on the lower end of the bell curve, and what was shocking was that they came in all ages |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: razzle-dazzle sandwich haven't been to one in years. worse than a walmart, or even a dollar general.
disorganized. weird brands. funny smells. gross people.
only upside was the selection of unusual german, or pseudo german, products on the shelves.
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Crawly translucent base redditors love aldi. just throwing that out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933718) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: bisexual razzmatazz macaca set True but countered by the fact that Boomers HATE it. They don’t get the concept of a smaller selection meaning lower prices. They get MAF when the specific dopey thing they get at the supermarket isn’t there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933949) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Judgmental Stage Boomers are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933958) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: pearl beady-eyed senate foreskin Aldi is depressing. It feels like you're shopping in a communist grovery story in some backwater post-industrial Russian town in 1985 USSR.
Trader Joes is the same price and white label model but feels more UMC and less prole. |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: house-broken hot background story TJ is more expensive than Aldis, you are paying more to feel 'upscale'. I'd shop at both if any TJ's were around me as their stocks don't overlap but as such Aldi is great and saves me a lot of money and I like the random German crap they have. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933770) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: heady cruise ship Every TJs I have been to was awful to shop in. Crowded as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933883) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:43 PM Author: Judgmental Stage They really vary by the location I’ve noticed - it’s always clean and friendly but the layout varies wildly, some super cramped some huge and everything in between (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933886) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:42 PM Author: Judgmental Stage Trader Joe’s is 18000000000000
Photo finish with in and out for my favorite store employees to interact with |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Chocolate stock car had a numinous experience talking to a trader joes employee once, not flame. (he was a man, of course) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49941068) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 8:49 PM Author: Judgmental Stage 18000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
“I am currently out of the office having a numinous experience at Trader Joe’s” |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: pearl beady-eyed senate foreskin Shitlaw boss crossing out "numinous" and writing "not a word" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942254) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:16 PM Author: Judgmental Stage ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942919) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: Judgmental Stage >(he was a man, of course)
LOL'd at this again btw, tyvm |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:52 AM Author: turquoise institution son of senegal It works great in Germany because its filled with Germans. At least it was 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933750) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling amber center Aldi is great because you know it's proles who are actually trying to save money, as opposed to the really dumb proles who just buy brand name Koolaid at Walmart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933777) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: free-loading racy coffee pot good point lfo. genuine destitute proles do exhibit some sort of decorum and ethos. They are genuinely aware that there is only one person working there at any given moment and they behave accordingly. it's depressing but civil. it is not walmart |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Swashbuckling amber center cr I've never seen anyone chimp out at Aldi. They also know to close at a reasonable hour to prevent slobs strolling in at 11 pm. Controlled organized proledom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933786) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: silver sticky deer antler How would you rate Aldi on a scale of 1-5
1 being the Commissary
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5 being Publix |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: scarlet bull headed puppy *record scratch* hold your horses there "when i was a naval commander stationed in germany" am I the only one who noticed this, or am I the only one on xo who didn't know this?
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: silver sticky deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49941061) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: scarlet bull headed puppy I was in an aldi in Germany very recently and the demographic there is an unremarkable mixture of young poors including the typical harassed-looking mothers with young children in strollers, albeit with an unsettlingly large proportion of muslims with beards and headscarves obviously on welfare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933799) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: bisexual razzmatazz macaca set Very similar to the Aldis here. “Good” proles (as noted above) plus foreigners. You rarely see “bad” proles. Every now and then you do come across some cheap-asses slumming from the more UMC areas (like me). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933939) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Sinister avocado trailer park fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933952) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: tantric nighttime new version this is why I go to Costcos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933877) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: Cerebral Dysfunction Don't forget the Amish. They like Aldi's. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49933881) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 4:07 PM Author: walnut floppy step-uncle's house aldi is 180. wtf are you people talking about. it's basically a less polished trader joe's (i think both are owned by two brothers). assuming you go there when there isn't a line occupying the 1 worker, or it's a location with self checkout, you can be in and out so fast. i get my pasture raised eggs for $3.95/dozen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49934282) |
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Date: June 12th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: shaky dashing home sex offender It would be 180 except for the clientele, as is it's 169. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49935143) |
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Date: June 13th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Kink-friendly Hairless Voyeur I'm not ashamed to be an Aldi shopper, although I have it delivered. I buy only their most prestigious items: organic chicken, organic greens, organic cheese, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49935624) |
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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Chocolate stock car one thing that annoys me is they make you pay to use a shopping cart and i'm never carrying around change/cash for that.
My wife Once asked a guy who was about to put his shopping cart back if he could just give it to her (since she didn't have change) and he refused to do it unless she paid him. lol. |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: heady cruise ship didn't realize dbg meant visalia when he moved to "are country" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942257) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: naked supple black woman trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942268) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Chocolate stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942313) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Mint outnumbered genital piercing 180 yogurt at Aldi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942298) |
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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: house-broken hot background story FRIENDLY FARMS or SPECIALLY SELECETED brand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873482&forum_id=2 #49942311) |