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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
Aqua fragrant factory reset button
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
bistre church building
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
flirting abode background story
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
Lime School
  04/09/04
185.
Lime School
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
naked jet-lagged spot
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
A+
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
mint up-to-no-good queen of the night
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Territorial sticky ticket booth
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Henna aphrodisiac hospital goyim
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Henna aphrodisiac hospital goyim
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
heady bearded potus
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
flirting abode background story
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
flirting abode background story
  04/09/04
underappreciated
abnormal ebony location
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
Maroon Vigorous Shrine
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef
  04/09/04
...
naked jet-lagged spot
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Blue pisswyrm
  03/07/07
pfft
blathering light theater
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
spruce coldplay fan
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  04/09/04
...
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  05/09/04
bump
comical insecure stag film
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
Odious insanely creepy parlour athletic conference
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
azure forum
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
Bat shit crazy haunting degenerate business firm
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
mint up-to-no-good queen of the night
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
mint up-to-no-good queen of the night
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
mint up-to-no-good queen of the night
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life
  02/23/05
Bump
obsidian irradiated stead mad cow disease
  05/26/05
...
excitant den
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
fuchsia genital piercing
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
bronze zombie-like idea he suggested
  06/03/05
bump
sienna curious regret
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
180 filthpig gas station
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid
  06/29/05
bump
concupiscible property boistinker
  10/20/05
babump
Slippery Spectacular Site Hissy Fit
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Olive charismatic ladyboy
  12/21/05
...
spruce coldplay fan
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
Garnet Beta Son Of Senegal Institution
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
naked jet-lagged spot
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
beady-eyed crawly faggot firefighter
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
Boyish keepsake machete
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
Greedy pozpig
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
naked jet-lagged spot
  06/18/06
bump
stimulating heaven
  09/16/06
rebump
Blue pisswyrm
  01/15/07
...
excitant den
  10/08/06
titcb
naked jet-lagged spot
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
Razzle chapel
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
startled maize box office
  11/09/06
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spruce coldplay fan
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
Razzle chapel
  12/24/06
...
Lavender well-lubricated old irish cottage
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
Appetizing resort digit ratio
  01/15/07
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Cyan twisted school cafeteria mental disorder
  03/07/07
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spruce coldplay fan
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
Lascivious Outnumbered Locale Boltzmann
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
smoky friendly grandma
  07/07/07
...
purple wonderful meetinghouse azn
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
Motley milk
  02/12/08
titcr.
contagious trump supporter
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
High-end Nursing Home Becky
  04/22/08
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frank rizzo
  11/03/26


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Aqua fragrant factory reset button

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: bistre church building

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: flirting abode background story

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: Lime School

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: Lime School

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: naked jet-lagged spot

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good queen of the night

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Territorial sticky ticket booth

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Henna aphrodisiac hospital goyim

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Henna aphrodisiac hospital goyim

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: heady bearded potus

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: flirting abode background story

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: flirting abode background story

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: abnormal ebony location

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Maroon Vigorous Shrine

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Indigo Theater Stage Roast Beef

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: naked jet-lagged spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Blue pisswyrm

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: blathering light theater

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: spruce coldplay fan

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: comical insecure stag film

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Odious insanely creepy parlour athletic conference

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: azure forum

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy haunting degenerate business firm

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good queen of the night

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good queen of the night

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: mint up-to-no-good queen of the night

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: Thirsty Shaky Address Love Of Her Life

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: obsidian irradiated stead mad cow disease

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: excitant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: fuchsia genital piercing

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: bronze zombie-like idea he suggested

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: sienna curious regret

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: 180 filthpig gas station

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Trip grizzly cruise ship hominid

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: concupiscible property boistinker

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Slippery Spectacular Site Hissy Fit

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Olive charismatic ladyboy

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: spruce coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: Garnet Beta Son Of Senegal Institution

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: naked jet-lagged spot

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly faggot firefighter

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Boyish keepsake machete

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Greedy pozpig

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: naked jet-lagged spot

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: stimulating heaven

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Blue pisswyrm

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: excitant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: naked jet-lagged spot

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: Razzle chapel

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: startled maize box office

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: spruce coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: Razzle chapel

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: Lavender well-lubricated old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Appetizing resort digit ratio

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Cyan twisted school cafeteria mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: spruce coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Outnumbered Locale Boltzmann

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: smoky friendly grandma

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: purple wonderful meetinghouse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: Motley milk

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: contagious trump supporter

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: High-end Nursing Home Becky

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#50226825)