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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
lol
Out-of-control Locus Ape
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
Black Stock Car
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
Out-of-control Locus Ape
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
Black Stock Car
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
Black Stock Car
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
Black Stock Car
  07/01/09
thansk
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
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Concupiscible candlestick maker
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
deep tank point
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Fluffy Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
Doobsian weed whacker stead
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
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  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
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  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
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  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
pontificating thirsty space
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
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  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
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  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
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  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
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  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
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he starts threads about fucking trannies.
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  07/02/09
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  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
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  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
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opaque parlour
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
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  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
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  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
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  07/01/09
Great thread.
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  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
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  07/01/09
this is good work.
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  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
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  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
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  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
pontificating thirsty space
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
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  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
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"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
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  07/01/09
thanks?
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
A+ thread
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  07/01/09
great flame
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  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
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dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
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  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
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  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
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  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
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  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
how romantic
seedy lascivious laser beams
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
fragrant stage
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
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dont think she did
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  07/01/09
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opaque parlour
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
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  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
opaque parlour
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
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  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
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  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
opaque parlour
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
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  07/03/09
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  07/02/09
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  07/02/09
it's trash
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  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
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  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
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  07/02/09
......maybe...
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  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
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  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
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  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
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  07/02/09
i will do that
opaque parlour
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
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  07/02/09
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  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
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  07/03/09
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fragrant stage
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
fragrant stage
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
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  07/06/09
156
opaque parlour
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
disturbing church idiot
  07/06/09
120
opaque parlour
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
Out-of-control Locus Ape
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
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  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
razzle-dazzle cyan ticket booth
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
opaque parlour
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
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  07/06/09
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  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
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  07/06/09
yeah?
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  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
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  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
opaque parlour
  07/06/09
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  07/06/09
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opaque parlour
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
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  07/07/09
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  07/07/09
...
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  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Titillating electric furnace private investor
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
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  07/07/09
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Titillating electric furnace private investor
  07/09/09
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  08/16/10
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  08/16/10
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  11/10/10
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  11/10/10
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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: opaque parlour

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control Locus Ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Black Stock Car

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: opaque parlour

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control Locus Ape

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Black Stock Car

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: opaque parlour

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: Black Stock Car

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: opaque parlour

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: Black Stock Car

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: opaque parlour

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: deep tank point

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: opaque parlour

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Fluffy Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Doobsian weed whacker stead

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Cocky irate dilemma boistinker

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: Spectacular legal warrant

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: pontificating thirsty space

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: Flickering tattoo home

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: passionate know-it-all national

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: disgusting frum lay

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Motley geriatric place of business kitty cat

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: blathering mind-boggling coldplay fan

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: bateful very tactful forum gay wizard

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: charismatic toaster

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged bawdyhouse

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Motley geriatric place of business kitty cat

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: opaque parlour

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: opaque parlour

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: histrionic milky hissy fit

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Cream dead pozpig den

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: flirting claret sound barrier

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: demanding center selfie

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Bearded aphrodisiac mad cow disease

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: pontificating thirsty space

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: opaque parlour

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: pontificating thirsty space

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: opaque parlour

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: pontificating thirsty space

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: opaque parlour

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: pontificating thirsty space

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: opaque parlour

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: Shaky maniacal principal's office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: fantasy-prone clear rigor

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: opaque parlour

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Pearly big-titted incel kitty

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Light box office jap

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Startled cerebral chapel mediation

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Lake godawful library ceo

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: opaque parlour

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: seedy lascivious laser beams

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: opaque parlour

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: Flickering tattoo home

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: opaque parlour

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: seedy lascivious laser beams

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: fragrant stage

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: exciting useless halford

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: opaque parlour

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: crusty national security agency alpha

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: opaque parlour

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed Heady Hospital

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: opaque parlour

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Heady Hospital

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Heady Hospital

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: Honey-headed Heady Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Zippy mother site

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: opaque parlour

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: opaque parlour

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Coral chest-beating milk

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: opaque parlour

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Arousing narrow-minded sweet tailpipe filthpig

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Pungent university

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Peach Federal Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: opaque parlour

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Pungent university

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: copper swashbuckling tanning salon

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control Locus Ape

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: opaque parlour

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: copper swashbuckling tanning salon

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control Locus Ape

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: mustard submissive twinkling uncleanness

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: opaque parlour

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating electric quadroon

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: fragrant stage

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: opaque parlour

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: fragrant stage

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant stage

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: disturbing church idiot

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: opaque parlour

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: disturbing church idiot

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: opaque parlour

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control Locus Ape

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: saffron bat shit crazy jewess

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan ticket booth

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: opaque parlour

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: Curious vermilion masturbator dragon

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: opaque parlour

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: opaque parlour

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: opaque parlour

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: opaque parlour

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: opaque parlour

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Curious vermilion masturbator dragon

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: cracking chrome wagecucks orchestra pit

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Titillating electric furnace private investor

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Peach Federal Coffee Pot Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: onyx autistic stag film

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: magical aromatic juggernaut

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: cheese-eating heaven

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: opaque parlour

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Contagious deer antler indirect expression

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#50226824)