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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:29 PM Author: contagious naked liquid oxygen lettuce It's too bad your talent couldnt be put to better use. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235126) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: impertinent big-titted faggotry weed whacker you should submit your stories for publication. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235137) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:30 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address Guy sitting next to fjackie at the library: What's so funny? Me: "I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties." Guy: Dude, what's your problem? |
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Date: July 4th, 2008 12:30 AM Author: excitant lodge i know this is a three year old post, but i can't resist: that is false. guys don't call girls "dude." that is something that either a) a girl WISHES would happen or b) a guy would say to another guy. i think B is the more likely scenario, because there aren't very many actual females on this board but a lot of fakers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#9943332) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: crawly trailer park candlestick maker You've done better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235139) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: grizzly school IB? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:59 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235924) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:31 PM Author: Appetizing Misunderstood Striped Hyena Bbw don't go to any pizza joints this week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235142) |
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Date: July 6th, 2005 11:39 PM Author: fantasy-prone trust fund Excellent
" Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd" |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:05 PM Author: Alcoholic laughsome pit windowlicker infinity to the fucking infinity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5940659) |
Date: March 1st, 2005 4:33 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address By the way I think this guy might be a shill for Sbarro. What's with all the mentions? That is some fucking TTT food-court pizza if I ever tasted it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235160) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:35 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria Now that you mention it, I think I did reference Sbarro in a previous post. Chalk it up to coincidence...I quit eating there after I found a fingernail in my pasta salad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235174) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address So did she get the dinner shit in the mouth, or was it the breakfast shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235198) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria Breakfast shit...it was the smaller portion of the log as that meal would be smaller than dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235226) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:37 PM Author: impertinent big-titted faggotry weed whacker This is what neoconned should strive to be. Almost Sforza-esque. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235189) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:38 PM Author: grizzly school Who's to say this isn't neoconned? It's obviously someone who's been posting for a long time. They've achieved a certain masterful synthesis of RWA's bum story and the infamous library shiteater yarn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235203) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria I am new here...and I assure you I only post under a single name. I have simply been blessed with the ability to communicate my feelings about both niggers and assmeat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235219) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:41 PM Author: impertinent big-titted faggotry weed whacker because neoconned has never been funny, whereas alabama is almost always funny.
RWA is not nearly as creative, though he is offensive too - theres a personality difference to the posts. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: grizzly school I'm not saying this *is* either RWA or whoever wrote the shiteater story, but clearly that's who they're imitating. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria I actually am not imitating anyone. To be quite honest, I couldn't finish that shiteater story...whoever wrote that has both a strong stomach and a gift. You are correct that both this story and the shiteater story involve the consumption of feces, but that is the end of the overlap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235260) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address I already cracked the code. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=142809&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:44 PM Author: grizzly school There's about a 0% chance of that being the case. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:47 PM Author: talented menage partner If this guy really is plucot, that's quite a character change to go from articulate and creative to incomprehensible and moronic. Impressive, I'd say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235279) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address Yeah, hard to imagine how one person could write something as beautiful as the above, and then turn around and and whine incomprehensibly about how we should all just get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235293) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:49 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria I do not want to get along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235300) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:50 PM Author: bronze passionate corner incel exactly, which makes it unlikely that you're also plucot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235307) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address But plucot probably has all kinds of repressed racial hatred since she is a camel-riding dothead, after all. Maybe this is how she acts out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235318) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:54 PM Author: bronze passionate corner incel Almost certainly, but I'm sure she would express it in an abjectly stupid manner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235337) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:55 PM Author: impertinent big-titted faggotry weed whacker nothing was so frustrating as talking to her about bill cosby yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235343) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:56 PM Author: grizzly school What thread was that? |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:57 PM Author: impertinent big-titted faggotry weed whacker search for "races reversed in pizza parlor" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235369) |
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Date: May 15th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: green trip theater party of the first part okay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5790801) |
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Date: December 13th, 2006 11:02 PM Author: Transparent church you answered more than a year later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#7215174) |
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Date: June 16th, 2007 3:31 AM Author: Vigorous nudist sex offender center you answered more than 7 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#8262164) |
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Date: August 25th, 2007 9:11 PM Author: thirsty kitty cat you answered more than 7 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#8559511) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 4:19 AM Author: Navy curious senate you answered more than a month later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#8821527) |
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Date: January 30th, 2008 12:20 AM Author: thirsty kitty cat you answered more than 2 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#9242066) |
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Date: March 8th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: Learning disabled metal puppy philosopher-king you answered more than 3 months later? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#9448641) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:43 PM Author: Nubile embarrassed to the bone locus pisswyrm neoconned wasn't funny, or a storyteller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235249) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:45 PM Author: grizzly school Knobgobbler. |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:51 PM Author: titillating market For some reason, the highlight of that story may be his mispelling of "pewp". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235316) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:52 PM Author: Twisted citrine gaping LOL, I was about to say the exact same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235322) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 4:53 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria I am so glad to see that the subtilties are not going to waste....*wipes tear from eye* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235331) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:04 PM Author: crawly trailer park candlestick maker I personally prefer "turdodynamics" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235424) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria Engineer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235433) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:05 PM Author: crawly trailer park candlestick maker Nice catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235436) |
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Date: March 1st, 2005 5:06 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address What gave it away? The dot or the towel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2235442) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 12:26 AM Author: stimulating erotic forum LOL, I think the exact same thing. I am still laughing at that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2435160) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2005 7:24 PM Author: Canary federal toaster address The AdComm would throw the file into the "ADMIT" pile right about at "pewp." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2251899) |
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Date: March 29th, 2005 1:06 AM Author: bipolar nofapping parlor you talking about the "did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein?" thread (as mentioned in Leiter Reports)? Do a search. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#2435471) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:45 PM Author: hyperventilating parlour sound barrier You've NEVER seen this before?! It's a classic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#3731643) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: burgundy ticket booth personal credit line nope, i hadnt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#3731651) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Clear flirting office haha, I've never actually read this before today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#3731656) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:32 PM Author: Light church building why is nobody outraged at this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4191727) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:34 PM Author: rose nursing home community account I'm outraged a perfectly good turd was ruined by landing on a nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4191753) |
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Date: November 1st, 2005 11:35 PM Author: Light church building It landed in her mouth, how is this not outrageous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4191766) |
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Date: February 24th, 2006 5:27 PM Author: Light church building Come on! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5176200) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM Author: vivacious pungent shrine double fault I'm offended it took you 8 months to respond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4191998) |
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Date: November 27th, 2005 6:42 PM Author: dashing pozpig affirmative action AA has gone too farrrrrrr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4396817) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:46 AM Author: Scarlet hominid the beauty is the double meaning of 'breaking point' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4436812) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 12:56 PM Author: Supple snowy national haunted graveyard So this is the writing it takes to get into Yale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4457922) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:31 PM Author: Soggy Wine Resort Scourge Upon The Earth Flame. No WAY you had Dom Perignon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4458118) |
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Date: December 4th, 2005 1:37 PM Author: Exhilarant University i was laughing to the point of tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4458163) |
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Date: January 5th, 2006 8:26 PM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4744483) |
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Date: January 6th, 2006 10:16 AM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4748426) |
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Date: January 18th, 2006 9:38 AM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4847120) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:12 AM Author: French violent station I was hoping this thread wouldn't survive yesterday's glitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4911928) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:23 AM Author: dashing pozpig affirmative action it's the details that make this post one of the richest in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4911973) |
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Date: January 26th, 2006 10:28 AM Author: dashing pozpig affirmative action the funny thing is the writing ranges from the pedestrian to stunningly evocative imagery and inspired choice of words. i would love to see a full-length final draft of the narrator's battle with the darker forces among us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4911996) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:21 AM Author: jet-lagged insecure prole bawdyhouse you might be the worst writer on here, evan. please stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5035705) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2006 1:04 AM Author: dashing pozpig affirmative action good point! i am the worst writer here. what should i do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5163077) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 7:34 PM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#4978520) |
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Date: February 9th, 2006 1:14 AM Author: jet-lagged insecure prole bawdyhouse best thread EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5035639) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:01 PM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5097830) |
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Date: February 15th, 2006 8:08 PM Author: Comical Mentally Impaired Sanctuary Clown The thing is, it's so detailed that I can't believe it didn't really happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5097882) |
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Date: February 17th, 2006 4:55 AM Author: Comical Mentally Impaired Sanctuary Clown Bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5110864) |
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Date: February 19th, 2006 3:14 AM Author: Scarlet hominid He just couldn't take it anymore. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5128960) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:55 AM Author: Frisky shivering school cafeteria Still going strong 13 months later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5533982) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 11:56 AM Author: Fishy razzle telephone you still post here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5533988) |
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Date: April 7th, 2006 12:11 PM Author: black cerebral step-uncle's house just like your retirement thread which was so fuckin lame where you said you were sorry for being a racist and you didnt really mean it. dumbass fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5534083) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 6:51 PM Author: Marvelous organic girlfriend Your searing analysis is mindblowing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5853747) |
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Date: May 25th, 2006 7:19 PM Author: Sienna Hot Psychic National Security Agency too early (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5853925) |
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Date: May 10th, 2006 9:24 PM Author: green trip theater party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5761253) |
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Date: May 21st, 2006 8:58 PM Author: Sienna Hot Psychic National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5828509) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 5:01 PM Author: Dun Box Office Ratface Why would you do such a thing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5940632) |
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Date: June 8th, 2006 7:22 PM Author: Marvelous organic girlfriend Easily the best post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#5941716) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2006 7:48 PM Author: Dun Box Office Ratface This is a disgusting thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#6056207) |
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Date: June 26th, 2006 9:30 PM Author: mind-boggling lake queen of the night Remember like McCoy and Spock's brain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2.#6078711) |
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Date: July 4th, 2006 9:34 PM Author: Maize plaza Date: March 1st, 2005 4:27 PM Author: alabamajdesq
I just couldn't take it anymore. Every day last week on my way home there was this obnoxious nigger bitch with a huge ass stuffed into tight jeans and a puffy jacket on a corner I pass. Every day she would start to waddle her simian ass across the street after the light turned green, then stare at traffic as she slowly mosey'ed across. Yesterday this bitch decided to to stop half way across, turn around, and start shouting something to this other cunt across the street with a triple baby stroller and three little nigs. I had had enough.
Today I launched my plan. I got Sbarro pizza to go for lunch. This provided me with a cardboard 'to go' pizza box that I converted into a turd containment vehicle. I drank a huge starbucks venti house coffee in about fifty seconds, burning the shit out of my tounge doing so. The coffee had the intended shitogenic effect. I went into the bathroom with my sbarro box, squatted over it, and hatched a mean, stinky, mullato log dead center (covering one errant pepperoni). I also stole a spatula from the office kitchen, as I did not want to soil my hands with feces during my revenge.
I left work. I slunk through traffic like a lion in the amber grass, stalking my monkey prey. I planned to scoop up my log missle with the spatula and whip it with wrist action as fast as andre agassi's. Unfortunately, I am right handed, so I knew I would have to whip that motherfucker with my left hand out my driver's side window and hope for the best.
I spotted the bitch on the corner. She wasn't crossing, but she was eating. She had a plate of chicken wings....she was jamming one after another into her mouth, sucking off the meat, and throwing the chicken bone on the ground. It looked like a chicken sacrifice had taken place. She then licked her greasy fingers with her big negroid lips and yelled something to the negroes at the liquor store across the street, clearly her next destination.
I loaded up my spatula and put my window down. Everything slowed way down and I took on a zen like calmness as I cocked back the turd. I whipped it. As it flew through the air, I was heartbroken to see it split into two pieces...there must have been some weak point in my log. I posit that this was the interface between my steak and potato dinner shit and my toast and yogurt breakfast shit; they had simply formed a single log with very different turdodynamic properties.
To my amazement, both chunks of pewp hit their mark. I was at first concerned that I had damaged the fabric of space and time, as this chunk of shyte whipped off of my spatula only slightly slower than the speed of light. The smaller piece went directly into her open, yelling mouth; the second larger piece hit her hard, neanderthal head and pancaked into a massive shit explosion. As she dropped her plate of chicken wings and yelled, I saw her bite down on the turd in her mouth which resulted in shit being squeezed between the gaps in her carie-ridden, rotting teeth.
I hit the gas and flew by her. On the way past I gave her fat ass a good whack with my spatula. I was so thrilled I came home and opened a bottle of Dom Perignon to celebrate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&forum_id=2#2235112) |
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