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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.
Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers: "1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon." |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM Author: Curious Clown Stage Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341508) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: jet-lagged digit ratio bawdyhouse joe vaj is actually clerking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440180) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM Author: Rusted federal son of senegal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525774) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM Author: irradiated aqua generalized bond hairy legs 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507801) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Mediation 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564502) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: motley sound barrier lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588049) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM Author: vivacious public bath mood This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15719651) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: Lime dashing stage windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15821273) |
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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM Author: Lime dashing stage windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15867807) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: Mind-boggling nibblets goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18527715) |
Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341488) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: greedy codepig colorblind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341650) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt no man, no. i'll ask him on monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341657) |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. "Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?" [matter of factly] "Because it's blue." "But isn't that obvious?" "Not if I go colorblind." "Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?" [looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted] |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: spectacular rehab god I hope this isn't flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444810) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM Author: iridescent double fault marketing idea cr these are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564480) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: supple costumed idiot Flame. Aspies cut off the tags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341667) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: Milky Keepsake Machete Church Building so you work with dwight schrute? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341499) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt basically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341557) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Vibrant Pontificating Business Firm Potus nice
I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM Author: Electric sanctuary Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15591308) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: peach painfully honest friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444788) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM Author: Brilliant hunting ground jap tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341626) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: claret locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341633) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: greedy codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341634) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: Chocolate Affirmative Action Hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341663) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:
"Where do you get your dog groomed at?" "Can you tell I use an electric razor?" "How long do you typically like to shower for?" "Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM Author: Carmine razzmatazz garrison ahahahaha. thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440131) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM Author: Pearly cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440155) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM Author: jet-lagged digit ratio bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440197) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM Author: aromatic drab locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: Excitant maroon dog poop Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243084) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444815) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Chocolate Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525863) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: Rusted federal son of senegal site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15549269) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM Author: iridescent double fault marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564491) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Mediation 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM Author: sepia main people whorehouse 1 fucking 80
I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for. |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM Author: Marvelous School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15573072) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM Author: Pearl alcoholic sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587776) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: motley sound barrier 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588062) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM Author: plum talented tank shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18890521) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440345) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444703) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: jet-lagged digit ratio bawdyhouse Aren't iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444790) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444814) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: galvanic theater the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444804) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444904) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: motley sound barrier 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588069) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: Heady party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16125726) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: Stimulating resort alpha Where did he graduate from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444753) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444779) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: splenetic striped hyena water buffalo none of this sounds alpha. just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444811) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: galvanic theater you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444825) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: boyish field the kimodo punch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563833) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: iridescent double fault marketing idea man I'm fucking cracking up over here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564503) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant I'm laughing my ass off here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635460) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Stimulating resort alpha Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444829) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse This seems like a poor idea for the OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444863) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444886) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15455398) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457281) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM Author: Milky Keepsake Machete Church Building i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457293) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457303) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: Milky Keepsake Machete Church Building 1fucking80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457309) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level." The request was rejected. |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457350) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM Author: aromatic drab locus there's no way someone this great exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457357) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457370) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse He sounds like a novel character, but better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457385) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: Red French Chef this is a true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601751) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: Dull Ticket Booth Pervert Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627372) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM Author: Carmine razzmatazz garrison i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673731) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: passionate twinkling uncleanness principal's office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043690) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM Author: soul-stirring orange mother stag film this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18195623) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM Author: motley sound barrier hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588080) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: Dead Deep Stock Car Lodge 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15639121) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Cerebral confused trust fund omfg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810525) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: the penis (estrada's colleague from the future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457307) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: Massive Gas Station This whole thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457810) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: arousing obsidian deer antler mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457854) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15487032) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: Emerald cruel-hearted national Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563797) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563808) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: Emerald cruel-hearted national Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563834) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Emerald cruel-hearted national http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563845) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507359) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: Nubile chartreuse azn lol
Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?
Does this guy have a girlfriend? |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM Author: lilac immigrant flame aspies can't chat up women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: Nubile chartreuse azn Aren't ipods crazy?
hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I want a shirt that says this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507711) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM Author: Nubile chartreuse azn Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507732) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:
"make crab rangoons" "muy thai kick technique" "do cats have emotions" "what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face" "d b cooper" "homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" "blinking world record" "gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?) "fred durst death" "radioactive banana" (WTF?) "moth people" "mothman conspiracy" "mothman sightings" "mothman friendly" "mothman sexuality" "get around website blocker" "web proxy"
This is only going back to May btw. |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514727) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: Red French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601760) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM Author: boyish field do cats have emotions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514757) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: Pearly cuck 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514845) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15518791) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Wonderful silver ape market 180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553280) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM Author: Marvelous School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15573133) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM Author: Adventurous tanning salon lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649594) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle thanks for my new username and siggy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564018) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle "homemade harpoon gun"
"make a net"
i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG" |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Mediation 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM Author: tan indecent background story step-uncle's house i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572312) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM Author: sepia main people whorehouse Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572643) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: Dead Deep Stock Car Lodge TYSVMFT
180^180^180 |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM Author: tantric brunch "mothman friendly" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837388) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Sable underhanded center I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243384) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507705) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM Author: elite slate becky crackhouse I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514748) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: maize charismatic station this thread should be in the museum of awesome art (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507641) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525709) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: khaki stirring hell wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525831) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: bossy death wish Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15526723) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: Henna Hospital Idea He Suggested tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525873) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: very tactful senate LOL, greatest post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531774) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: aromatic drab locus i'm going to be sad when this thread dies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15554590) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Mediation lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564512) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: splenetic striped hyena water buffalo this is a jaw-dropping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587879) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant never stop posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635490) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: Vigorous tattoo This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.
If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.
"do cats have emotions" LOL |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM Author: Low-t yellow temple you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525981) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM Author: Glassy Milk I concur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531709) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: aromatic drab locus cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt "You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?" "Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?" "No, I'm DOING that tonight." |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM Author: Vibrant Pontificating Business Firm Potus my favorite lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572263) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM Author: Vibrant Pontificating Business Firm Potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572271) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: jet-lagged digit ratio bawdyhouse holy shit i must use this IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627905) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM Author: jet-lagged digit ratio bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635215) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553214) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: khaki stirring hell OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553220) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649435) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563739) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: khaki stirring hell You're making this up, aren't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563753) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563774) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: khaki stirring hell Whatever it is, it's thrilling! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563793) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM Author: bossy death wish I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564487) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: hyperactive vermilion piazza holy shit best thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563772) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564043) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564055) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: Exciting Violet Juggernaut Hissy Fit this thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564067) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: contagious narrow-minded jew area 180, flame or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564138) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: bright ratface true 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564469) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Mahogany Disrespectful Mediation perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564528) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM Author: bateful philosopher-king school cafeteria don't care if it's flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564584) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572190) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Lascivious state chad *.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572213) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe *dies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572231) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM Author: boyish field He definitely posts on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587881) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: khaki stirring hell I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572245) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza he almost *has* to post here no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572538) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM Author: garnet glittery really tough guy This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572589) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.
(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?" (A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING." (At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?" (To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?" (Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?" (I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..." (Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.) (I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.) (Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.) "Think there are any blogs about Houdini?" (Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.) (On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!") (re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it." (re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?" "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life." "My great uncle was a cereal tycoon." "I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me." "I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!" (Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge." (Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.) "No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this." "Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM Author: Milky Keepsake Machete Church Building holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15581867) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM Author: Ruby dysfunction RLY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15581998) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM Author: insecure thriller orchestra pit reading party complete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582794) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM Author: Adventurous tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582832) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Vibrant Pontificating Business Firm Potus i. am. impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582971) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM Author: Hairraiser lay holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15583069) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM Author: boyish field "(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"
This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: fluffy hideous range agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588050) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant This guy is pimp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635568) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: the penis i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15714570) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: hyperactive vermilion piazza jesus LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587874) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: khaki stirring hell You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588072) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: multi-colored flatulent community account "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."
holy fuck 180 |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant Jesus Lord this was funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635573) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza i want to be this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673748) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM Author: tantric brunch "DO YOU- ..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15904012) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Adventurous tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582714) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM Author: 180 cordovan police squad home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582812) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM Author: erotic spot roommate u are a gentleman and scholar, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582861) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM Author: Lascivious state chad this is too good to be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582941) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: Vibrant Pontificating Business Firm Potus this is what scares me the moast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582977) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM Author: Pearl alcoholic sweet tailpipe "I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"
So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM Author: tantric brunch Absolutely amazing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587865) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM Author: cracking new version 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588029) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: Ungodly Shitlib Cuckold I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588060) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM Author: boyish field WTF
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM Author: motley sound barrier this is so awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588129) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM Author: fluffy hideous range I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter
someone should digg it |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM Author: cheese-eating disgusting meetinghouse mental disorder Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588178) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM Author: Slap-happy comical box office nowag http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15590983) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: tantric brunch slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601453) |
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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM Author: Lemon Know-it-all Parlour Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15614513) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.
I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM Author: boyish field Have you ever asked to meet Robert? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15626391) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15626414) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM Author: razzle headpube your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627333) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle gay wizard Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627808) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: Floppy Pozpig I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: Racy factory reset button ditch the dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635516) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM Author: 180 cordovan police squad home ATD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635520) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15636999) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15637247) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: razzle headpube jvc kaboom box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15639069) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM Author: Brilliant hunting ground jap credited post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649448) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: cheese-eating disgusting meetinghouse mental disorder What is CP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15644910) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: irradiated aqua generalized bond hairy legs cerebral palsy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15645068) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: razzle headpube http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649416) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Snowy At-the-ready Plaza i am just in awe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649477) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15661042) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM Author: erotic spot roommate "Can you tell I use an electric razor?"
I feel like this one might work. |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe *Lightly caresses your face* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673703) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM Author: Racy factory reset button never stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673753) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM Author: fragrant domesticated parlor MOAR ANECDOTES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673774) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.
After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.
No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.
I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.
Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"
At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away. |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: opaque private investor Pretty much crying, tysm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15695459) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM Author: blue diverse selfie native truly the thread of the summer. thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15695472) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM Author: aromatic drab locus ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15699805) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: Pearl alcoholic sweet tailpipe "He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."
This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread. |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: boyish field A perfect ending to a perfect summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15700459) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Hairraiser lay This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847810) |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM Author: flickering set foreskin hysterical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16996465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM Author: Bipolar exhilarant turdskin dopamine I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15700399) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM Author: Glassy Milk I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701791) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM Author: razzle headpube 200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701814) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701966) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701832) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Chestnut dilemma Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15702426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704045) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704244) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704450) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: Big Cream Giraffe Can this get stickied for awhile??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: Copper Incel i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704618) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: fragrant domesticated parlor Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704885) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Amethyst people who are hurt 180
flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks. |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: Rose odious toaster which schticks?
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: swashbuckling sexy theatre ask him how he feels about crustaceans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15714695) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: vivacious public bath mood The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.
Good times. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM Author: Sienna address corn cake omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18814656) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: scarlet coffee pot pit what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15739535) |
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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: Glassy Milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15810003) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: Aphrodisiac stubborn fortuitous meteor this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15741161) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: abnormal trailer park toilet seat amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15768291) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: nofapping provocative useless brakes gaming laptop 180
Best of Show |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM Author: Pale university sex offender best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15768661) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: bossy death wish It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15821300) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM Author: histrionic corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837910) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: Brass aggressive indian lodge legend tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837950) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt welcome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15903615) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt my life is so empty without him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847734) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM Author: Hairraiser lay He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847823) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.
Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.
With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.
But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)
It read:
Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever. WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-??? WHERE: [radek address] WHERE: BBQ WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets. |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989662) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM Author: Glassy Milk finally, a reason NOT to kill myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989705) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Expected more excitement about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989771) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989784) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: boyish field Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043674) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: Racy factory reset button cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16044246) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: bossy death wish While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989967) |
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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: apoplectic point holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16029188) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: judgmental charcoal skinny woman awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043702) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt 2 more weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16047090) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16105730) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed forum love of her life I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16105795) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM Author: chest-beating cruise ship coldplay fan You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16108971) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM Author: boyish field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16123613) |
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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow... |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: alcoholic coiffed kitty cat scourge upon the earth tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043662) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM Author: gold twisted theater stage national security agency You should write a short story about this dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043762) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM Author: Doobsian Shimmering Heaven Athletic Conference 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043922) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Burgundy trip office quadroon literally makes my day every time i read this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16123823) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM Author: gay international law enforcement agency abode GOAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16124323) |
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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16148618) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM Author: concupiscible adulterous faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16152366) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM Author: Regret "oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."
Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM Author: Institution Multi-billionaire he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283648) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt [redacted] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16155760) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: histrionic corner vat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16155960) |
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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: Fantasy-prone dingle berry church What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16178386) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM Author: boyish field weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283774) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM Author: Bisexual Wagecucks I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16280490) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: learning disabled half-breed I am rather concerned as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283559) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: wine doctorate nursing home i cannot wait! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16339796) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: Twinkling fat ankles location TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: Heady party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16339708) |
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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM Author: gay international law enforcement agency abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16352395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM Author: fluffy hideous range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16428602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle bumping the greatest thread of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16429454) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16429686) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM Author: learning disabled half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16715278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.
The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:
***** Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.
To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.
To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.
To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].
Please don't look for me, [Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq. *****
I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: Candlestick maker property wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721031) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Things did not go well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721078) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: Candlestick maker property I dont even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721089) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721109) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Candlestick maker property please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721119) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721306) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Zippy Kitchen what have you missed the last few months? were you employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721315) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721334) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721121) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721114) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt EDIT wgwag |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: Zippy Kitchen Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721158) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt EDIT I shouldn't be saying this. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: Zippy Kitchen i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721233) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM Author: Crystalline arrogant base volcanic crater you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16970004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt [radek] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721236) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721260) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: Zippy Kitchen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: Impertinent Puppy Den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721365) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt I regret nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721375) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: Crusty house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16818253) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16818415) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: Faggotry *starts a slow clap*
*all of xoxo slowly joins in*
*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*
*cheers rise from the crowd*
*all go silent, breathing heavily* |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM Author: bossy death wish *joins in slow clap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16823257) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM Author: tantric brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16924708) |
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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone topaz stead psychic thread of the year for 2010 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16914991) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: Sickened menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16924728) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: preventive strike prole Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16969423) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: white library elastic band word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink
this is the first 180 i've given |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM Author: Crusty house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16969372) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM Author: Disturbing chapel damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM Author: learning disabled half-breed I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.
However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.
Did something else happen the second time you went to his house? |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt Nah, this whole thread was flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17021223) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: preventive strike prole but of course you'd have to say that now........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17021264) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM Author: learning disabled half-breed No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17031650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM Author: Heady party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17412777) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: mischievous ceo still 180
especially list of google search terms |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM Author: Offensive Cocky Wrinkle obviously i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17288939) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: spruce halford best flame eva (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17438476) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Genital Piercing Space thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17438487) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649033) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM Author: buff hominid casino This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649289) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: bossy death wish This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649390) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt he does tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649413) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM Author: Adventurous tanning salon in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649707) |
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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM Author: Aquamarine karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17933360) |
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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM Author: erotic spot roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17967277) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM Author: Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18168515) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM Author: Transparent Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18168858) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM Author: Soggy brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18169162) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM Author: Carnelian Thx for the bump, I must've missed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18195732) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?
I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.
Honest opinions? |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM Author: Transparent Patrolman You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242476) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant I know. What a flamer lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242505) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: irate travel guidebook newt It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242572) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: outnumbered brindle telephone boiling water yes. please do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242655) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: splenetic striped hyena water buffalo "he never left the country at all"
omfg |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM Author: outnumbered brindle telephone boiling water i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242511) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: Transparent Patrolman Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242549) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: titillating bronze legal warrant A novel length treatment would be great movie bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242650) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242521) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: khaki stirring hell New thread, but link to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM Author: gaped rough-skinned messiness this may be the greatest thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18527819) |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM Author: Light went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18684721) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM Author: Ivory Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18716038) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM Author: tantric brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810511) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM Author: deranged roast beef I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810647) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM Author: Sienna address corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18822029) |
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM Author: Bonkers sapphire Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18922169) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone topaz stead psychic so good.
so good.
so good. |
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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM Author: Slap-happy comical box office nowag tears. actual tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19081236) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM Author: geriatric BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19161049) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM Author: flesh fanboi 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19161746) |
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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM Author: gunner No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19641996) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM Author: Purple Rigpig 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19688070) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:13 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#50226880) |