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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Green excitant university goyim

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: carnelian rebellious friendly grandma



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: appetizing free-loading useless brakes lodge



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly step-uncle's house old irish cottage



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: copper school roast beef



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged balding national security agency patrolman

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: frisky center



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Green excitant university goyim



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: chartreuse violent range cumskin

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Dead state

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: infuriating multi-billionaire

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: cheese-eating razzle-dazzle striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: high-end stag film twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: shimmering hominid codepig

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible Abusive Philosopher-king



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Green excitant university goyim



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Learning Disabled Organic Girlfriend Indian Lodge

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Learning Disabled Organic Girlfriend Indian Lodge

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Cerebral casino

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Orange deer antler meetinghouse

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Titillating half-breed



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Know-it-all stage



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Orange deer antler meetinghouse

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: slimy love of her life theatre



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Seedy buck-toothed abode tank

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Orange deer antler meetinghouse

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26988167)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Cerebral casino



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: hateful station



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Self-centered House

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Lime Windowlicker



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Provocative pearly base

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Heady Keepsake Machete Cuck



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Provocative pearly base

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Carmine Office

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: Flirting Boyish Hospital Pozpig

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2.#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Claret telephone



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: lascivious whorehouse nowag



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Flirting Boyish Hospital Pozpig

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Charismatic Carmine Office



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: amethyst nofapping address

What a great phrase.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Green excitant university goyim

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

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