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fuck. got g/f by deception, now i hate it.

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
lol
curious salmon theatre patrolman
  07/01/09
I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridicu...
racy talking box office
  07/01/09
its been like 3 months
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep th...
curious salmon theatre patrolman
  07/01/09
If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really no...
racy talking box office
  07/01/09
you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the &...
racy talking box office
  07/01/09
potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
Well, good luck.
racy talking box office
  07/01/09
thansk
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
...
emerald metal sex offender
  07/01/09
get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a vir...
boyish fighting fat ankles
  07/01/09
but i also want to keep the girl
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor tha...
Stimulating hall international law enforcement agency
  07/01/09
Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that tr...
exciting infuriating selfie rehab
  07/01/09
Is this Tropes?
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/01/09
tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post...
Comical Sooty National Security Agency
  07/02/09
Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available cl...
bronze bateful address marketing idea
  08/16/10
just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to g...
Claret generalized bond
  07/01/09
if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in or...
translucent lascivious degenerate
  07/01/09
LOL BREADPWND
charismatic gas station
  08/16/10
She probably fakes her allergy too.
razzmatazz sneaky criminal
  07/01/09
tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eat...
Vibrant citrine dingle berry
  07/01/09
Credited. Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials gr...
zippy ruby cuckold gaming laptop
  07/01/09
If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell he...
arrogant aqua church building
  07/01/09
you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site...
Bespoke pozpig fortuitous meteor
  07/01/09
tranny fucking?
cracking pit
  07/01/09
...
cracking pit
  07/01/09
...
cracking pit
  07/02/09
he starts threads about fucking trannies.
Exhilarant Elastic Band
  07/02/09
pics of qt hipster girl
cracking pit
  07/01/09
tmfcr man
Vibrant citrine dingle berry
  07/01/09
not outting myself or her
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.
cracking pit
  07/01/09
no
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
Say you were cured. It happens.
lavender histrionic tattoo
  07/01/09
whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences...
motley walnut piazza boiling water
  07/01/09
please keep this flame going, tyia
Impressive windowlicker shrine
  07/01/09
Great thread.
mind-boggling bisexual chapel round eye
  07/01/09
LMAo, ur such a playa
zombie-like fear-inspiring legal warrant
  07/01/09
this is good work.
Claret generalized bond
  07/01/09
hipster girl? DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post ...
cracking pit
  07/01/09
what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went o...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank th...
Claret generalized bond
  07/01/09
gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel ...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show ...
Claret generalized bond
  07/01/09
how do i find that out
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if som...
Claret generalized bond
  07/01/09
i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot? ...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
...
marvelous people who are hurt principal's office
  07/01/09
"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM Author: gluten i met ...
Seedy Ebony Rigor
  07/01/09
thanks?
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
A+ thread
Glittery karate
  07/01/09
great flame
Startling organic girlfriend
  07/01/09
Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.
primrose mental disorder property
  07/01/09
dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gl...
Irradiated alpha
  07/01/09
pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supple...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after ...
Avocado well-lubricated meetinghouse idiot
  07/01/09
haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a toleranc...
translucent lascivious degenerate
  07/01/09
Excellent work. Tell her you realized your mom just mad...
heady ticket booth corn cake
  07/01/09
hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
how romantic
Avocado well-lubricated meetinghouse idiot
  07/01/09
Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's...
heady ticket booth corn cake
  07/01/09
She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. n...
Cerise Domesticated Potus
  07/01/09
dont think she did
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
only mention it when you break up with her, right after she ...
Orchid University Doctorate
  07/01/09
yeah tat wouldnt work
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and w...
mint filthy scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
wtf. that is totally not the same. :(
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
mint filthy scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be co...
mint filthy scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
...
mint filthy scourge upon the earth
  07/01/09
flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a ...
Submissive pervert toaster
  07/01/09
thanks on both counts, not flame sry
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.
cracking pit
  07/01/09
chimay, dood.
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/01/09
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=7...
cracking pit
  07/01/09
This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think i...
Mischievous Dilemma
  07/01/09
went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking glu...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/02/09
I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone ...
Honey-headed double fault knife
  07/03/09
Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume ...
Canary ratface
  07/02/09
Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but aft...
Contagious Skinny Woman Library
  07/02/09
wheat and carbs are delicious
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/02/09
it's trash
Canary ratface
  07/02/09
tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests a...
snowy stage
  07/02/09
additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see righ...
curious salmon theatre patrolman
  07/02/09
......maybe...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/02/09
you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder...
snowy stage
  07/02/09
I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth
curious salmon theatre patrolman
  07/02/09
If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea a...
180 pistol old irish cottage
  07/02/09
i will do that
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/03/09
the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean...
Mauve abnormal half-breed
  07/02/09
I would like to option this thread to write a script for a r...
heady ticket booth corn cake
  07/03/09
let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/03/09
I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby ...
heady ticket booth corn cake
  07/03/09
I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Ra...
heady ticket booth corn cake
  07/03/09
"Gluten For Punishment"
Umber Vivacious Forum
  07/06/09
156
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.
Umber Vivacious Forum
  07/06/09
120
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
180^180 tyvm
curious salmon theatre patrolman
  07/09/09
Yeah, dude, just come clean. Dont be a fucking beta.
Diverse slate becky
  07/03/09
this reads like an episode of Seinfeld
Shimmering Cuckoldry
  07/03/09
eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes
hateful trailer park antidepressant drug
  07/06/09
celiac doesn't
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
I'm glad you bumped this thread.
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/06/09
yeah?
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
It was a really enjoyable read the first time around. Ha...
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/06/09
i can't get up the nerve to tell her. i'd really like to ...
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet ea...
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/06/09
oh fuck
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/06/09
tonight. going to tell her tonight.
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  07/07/09
well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread afte...
hateful trailer park antidepressant drug
  07/07/09
...
cracking pit
  07/07/09
I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun...
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/07/09
this was a good thread.
cracking pit
  07/07/09
Where's the follow-up thread?!
Outnumbered galvanic brunch
  07/09/09
...
Contagious Skinny Woman Library
  08/16/10
QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?
Mewling angry ceo
  08/16/10
simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc diffe...
Multi-colored market trust fund
  08/16/10
lol this was 180
richard clock
  08/16/10
love this thread
Electric Office
  11/10/10
TY dood! :)
Sexy lilac center quadroon
  11/10/10
so what happened???
Bonkers Plaza
  11/10/10
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  11/03/26


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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133535)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: curious salmon theatre patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133538)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: racy talking box office

I don't know, but the longer you keep it up, the more ridiculous it is. If you admit that you lied to pick her up, it's cute, but if you admit that you changed your eating habits for 5 months, it's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133583)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

its been like 3 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133593)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: curious salmon theatre patrolman

in for a penny, in for a pound. You'll just have to keep this up until you or she kicks the bucket

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133606)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: racy talking box office

If you are meant to be, she will forgive you. It's really not that big of a deal and kind of flattering. You have to tell her asap though. It's more manly this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133635)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

you don't think after this long it's kinda creepy? :-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133751)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:53 PM
Author: racy talking box office

Not that creepy. There are worse things. It's still in the "kind of funny/cute" stage. She probably doesn't want to marry anyone who has the same disease as her, anyhow. Recessive genes and all.

I would recommend you tell her when you have both been drinking, but do alcoholic beverages have gluten? Anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133791)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

potato vodka, tequila, rum, wine - all safe. thank GOD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133916)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:03 PM
Author: racy talking box office

Well, good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133928)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

thansk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134190)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:40 PM
Author: emerald metal sex offender

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136570)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: boyish fighting fat ankles

get all of your friends on twitter and have them start a viral rumor that you died. move to a new town. profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133619)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

but i also want to keep the girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133628)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Stimulating hall international law enforcement agency

1. Have all your friends on twitter start a viral rumor that you died.

2. Move to a new town for 6 months.

3. Dye your hair and get glasses (or switch to contacts if you already had glasses).

4. Return to same Whole Foods, pick her up again the same way, except this time, tell her after a week you just thought she was cute and you wanted to get to know her so you lied about the gluten allergy.

5. ???

6. PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133799)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: exciting infuriating selfie rehab

Hahaha thats awesome bro. Just live the lie and ride that train as long as you can until it throws you off. But when you get tossed make it epic, im talking like shotgunning beers in front of her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133632)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:47 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

Is this Tropes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:35 AM
Author: Comical Sooty National Security Agency

tropes is too busy gettin' tanked and railin' chicks to post here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140935)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:43 PM
Author: bronze bateful address marketing idea

Also grab a few beers and slid down whatever is available closeby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801173)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:38 PM
Author: Claret generalized bond

just tell her you thought it was an easy lie to get her to go out with you but now you're stuck because you really like her so you have to come clear. she will hear "really like her" and forget the rest. ywia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133665)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:28 PM
Author: translucent lascivious degenerate

if this isn't flame...just confess dude. say you lied in order to talk to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136459)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:40 PM
Author: charismatic gas station

LOL

BREADPWND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801150)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz sneaky criminal

She probably fakes her allergy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133554)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:30 PM
Author: Vibrant citrine dingle berry

tell her you lied because she was beautiful man and kept eating the crap because you wanted to stay with her so bad. somehow i doubt she'll mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133569)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: zippy ruby cuckold gaming laptop

Credited.

Shit, didn't OP see any Schoolbreak Specials growing up???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133597)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: arrogant aqua church building

If you had any game, you'd be able to pull this off (tell her the truth) very easily. However, the way you'll try to do it will come off as awkward and like a huge liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133579)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:40 PM
Author: Bespoke pozpig fortuitous meteor

you're easily one of my top 10 favorite posters on this site, tranny-fucking notwithstanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133684)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: cracking pit

tranny fucking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133688)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134541)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:40 PM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142171)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Elastic Band

he starts threads about fucking trannies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142693)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: cracking pit

pics of qt hipster girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133585)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:33 PM
Author: Vibrant citrine dingle berry

tmfcr man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133596)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

not outting myself or her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133609)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: cracking pit

unless it's bel, you aren't going to be outting her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133650)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:41 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133691)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:32 PM
Author: lavender histrionic tattoo

Say you were cured. It happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133594)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: motley walnut piazza boiling water

whatever you do, don't ATD. god only knows the consequences of cornholing a chick with a bowel disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133607)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: Impressive windowlicker shrine

please keep this flame going, tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133608)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling bisexual chapel round eye

Great thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133617)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:35 PM
Author: zombie-like fear-inspiring legal warrant

LMAo, ur such a playa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133624)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:36 PM
Author: Claret generalized bond

this is good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133646)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
Author: cracking pit

hipster girl?

DESCRIBE her feelings on Merriweather Post Pavilion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133672)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:42 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

what especially sucks is that my friends and i always went out to brew pubs for belgians and shit before this. those things are glasses of fucking gluten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133701)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:50 PM
Author: Claret generalized bond

they make gluten free beer brah. just tell her you drank that.

wait, she wouldn't have an allergic reaction to your gluten breath, would she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133754)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

gluten free beer is a far cry from a nice belgian tripel

and fuck i don't know, i doubt it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133764)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: Claret generalized bond

no man, drink the good stuff. im just saying when you show up for a drunk booty call TELL her it was gluten free.

you better find out about the beer breath though man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133783)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

how do i find that out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133920)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: Claret generalized bond

"o man, im so allergic to gluten i get an attack if someone even breathes gluten on me. does that happen to you too?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134030)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:13 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

i don't think you really get attacks you just shit a lot?

and wtf.. what if that's not possible!?

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134042)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:26 PM
Author: marvelous people who are hurt principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136448)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:48 PM
Author: Seedy Ebony Rigor

"Date: July 1st, 2009 3:27 PM

Author: gluten

i met this girl at whole foods. i was by the bakery case and saw this really cute little hipster girl, so i went up and got in line behind her. she ordered some gluten-free pastry, and i used it to talk to her. she has celiac(?) disease, the gluten allergy. i said i did too, and ordered one as well, and bought hers. it was one of the worst things i've ever eaten btw. we chill and eat gross pastries.

so i end up calling her that weekend, we go out...now we're dating exclusively. only problem is i have to keep up this bullshit gluten allergy facade. special bread, special everything. no beer. it SUCKS.

i really like her, but i also want to eat like a normal human being. what the fuck should i do."

Preserved not out of spite, but for the 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133745)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

thanks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133749)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery karate

A+ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133772)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 3:57 PM
Author: Startling organic girlfriend

great flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133844)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 4:02 PM
Author: primrose mental disorder property

Please make this into a schtick. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12133923)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:06 PM
Author: Irradiated alpha

dude, just tell her that you think youre gonna try to eat gluton stuff again. start slow and tell her that its not bothering you too much. after a while you can tell her that youve built up a "tolerance" and it doesnt bother you anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134634)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:24 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

pretty sure it doesn't work that way, and i'd have to supplement w/ laxatives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134808)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:25 PM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated meetinghouse idiot

just be like "oh shit maybe it wasn't the gluten after all, must have been something else"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134814)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:26 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

haha wtf man its a disease you know about your whole life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134820)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:38 PM
Author: translucent lascivious degenerate

yeah, she's not going to buy that you've built up a tolerance. there's no cure for celiac disease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136553)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: heady ticket booth corn cake

Excellent work.

Tell her you realized your mom just made up the fact that you had a gluten allergy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134847)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

hahaha this would be cool but we discussed how every now and then we have beer or pasta or something and end up shitting liquid for a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134937)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:43 PM
Author: Avocado well-lubricated meetinghouse idiot

how romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134955)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:51 PM
Author: heady ticket booth corn cake

Tell her you were experiencing a nocebo effect and that it's no big deal now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136131)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 5:42 PM
Author: Cerise Domesticated Potus

She probably thought you were lying to talk to her, idiot. now you're basically fucked. might as well tell her you found some miracle cure before you slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12134941)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

dont think she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136110)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:54 PM
Author: Orchid University Doctorate

only mention it when you break up with her, right after she unloads all the dirty laundry on you.

EDIT: nvm, that pwns you more than her since you ate all that shitty food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136159)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

yeah tat wouldnt work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136281)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: mint filthy scourge upon the earth

My bf p 2+ years did the same thing. We met at a party and were already pretty drink when we meant. We went into the kitchen searching for food and found fruity pebbles. He said he loved them as much as I did and we munched on half year box. Months later he admitted to being a wheaties man and that he hated fruity pebbles. He only ate them that night to keep talking to me.

I thought it was silly.

If this girl is cool, she'll respect the effort you put in to keep seeing her and honesty is always the best policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136183)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

wtf. that is totally not the same. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136286)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: mint filthy scourge upon the earth

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136435)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:25 PM
Author: mint filthy scourge upon the earth

The moral of the story is the same.fess up. She should be complimented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136436)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 7:58 PM
Author: mint filthy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136184)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:00 PM
Author: Submissive pervert toaster

flame or real, this is the most genuinely funny thread in a while. you also have good taste in beer dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136202)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:10 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

thanks on both counts, not flame sry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136290)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:39 PM
Author: cracking pit

DESCRIBE your favorite Tripel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137009)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:43 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

chimay, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137040)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 9:51 PM
Author: cracking pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&mc=73&forum_id=2#12133672

ty

and westmalle > chimay for trappist tripels.

i also recommend tripel karmeliet from bosteels

and if you do NA belgian-style it's incumbent upon you to try ephemere's la fin du monde.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12137116)



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Date: July 1st, 2009 8:09 PM
Author: Mischievous Dilemma

This is really cute. Just tell her the truth, she'll think it's cute too. I don't care whether this is flame. I am going to pretend it is real bcs of teh cuteness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12136274)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 10:52 AM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

went to her place, stayed the night, she made me fucking gluten-free pancakes this morning. goddamn was that gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140723)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: Honey-headed double fault knife

I have a wheat allergy and make awesome pancakes. Everyone loves food that I make. She sounds like a bad cook, or someone in need of guidance. Buy Pamela's mix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151846)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Canary ratface

Wheat is fucking dogshit anyway, and most Americans consume too much of it. A gluten-free diet is better for your health anyway, so if you like the chick, it is a win/win. And once in a while when she leaves the house you can order up some Papa Johns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: Contagious Skinny Woman Library

Eating fish and seaweed 24/7 is good for you too.....but after a while.....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12140922)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

wheat and carbs are delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142682)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: Canary ratface

it's trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142758)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 2:53 PM
Author: snowy stage

tell her you went to the doctor and did some routine tests and it turns out you were MISTAKEN about your disease all this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142257)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: curious salmon theatre patrolman

additional lies are not the way to go. She's gonna see right through them. He should fess up; best case she'll think it's endearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:49 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

......maybe...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142679)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:01 PM
Author: snowy stage

you're like the angel character that appears on the shoulder of characters in sitcoms when theyre faced with tough decisions

everyone else on this site is the devil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142753)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:21 PM
Author: curious salmon theatre patrolman

I have received SEVERAL parking tickets, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142862)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: 180 pistol old irish cottage

If you think you have to break up with her PLEASE diarrhea all over the carpet first. You totally have an out on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

i will do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151104)



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Date: July 2nd, 2009 4:16 PM
Author: Mauve abnormal half-breed

the OP has deja seen it before all over it, and I don't mean from yesterday.

Even the replies seemed familiar.

hmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12142830)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 4:41 PM
Author: heady ticket booth corn cake

I would like to option this thread to write a script for a romantic comedy. . .do you have an agent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151114)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

let's talk over gluten-free pancakes or something dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151811)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:12 PM
Author: heady ticket booth corn cake

I'll buy you a keg of your favorite beer and a place nearby so you can drink when you need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: heady ticket booth corn cake

I see you as Ryan Gosseling or Jake Gyllenhall and her as Rachel McAdams or ScarJ. amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151921)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:53 PM
Author: Umber Vivacious Forum

"Gluten For Punishment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171971)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:54 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

156

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171985)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:55 PM
Author: Umber Vivacious Forum

Hardly. You should thank me, you douchetard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171998)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12172012)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:56 PM
Author: curious salmon theatre patrolman

180^180 tyvm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12202609)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Diverse slate becky

Yeah, dude, just come clean.

Dont be a fucking beta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151863)



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Date: July 3rd, 2009 6:22 PM
Author: Shimmering Cuckoldry

this reads like an episode of Seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12151889)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:22 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

eating sandwich on gluten-free bread, taking qs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171779)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Author: hateful trailer park antidepressant drug

tell you are now cured. allergies do go away sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171788)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

celiac doesn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171796)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

I'm glad you bumped this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171790)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:27 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

yeah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171797)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

It was a really enjoyable read the first time around.

Have you taken any of the advice here to heart? Or are you going to keep living the lie as long as you can?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171803)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:31 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

i can't get up the nerve to tell her.

i'd really like to tell her though...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171823)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

You think you guys'll get serious enough that you'll meet each other's families? If so, what if it comes up then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171836)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 4:34 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

oh fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12171840)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

tonight. going to tell her tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178018)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: hateful trailer park antidepressant drug

well do everyone a fucking favor and start a new thread after you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178024)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: cracking pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178047)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

I hope this involves bringing a six-pack of natty to shotgun in front of her immediately after breaking the news.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12178081)



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Date: July 7th, 2009 4:19 PM
Author: cracking pit

this was a good thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12180790)



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Date: July 9th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Outnumbered galvanic brunch

Where's the follow-up thread?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#12202597)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Contagious Skinny Woman Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801120)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Mewling angry ceo

QUALITY bump man. You have this bookmarked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801124)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored market trust fund

simple. tell her your last doctor visit included a cbc differential and cholesterol check and that apparently your gluten allergy is gone (the doc says some people grow out of it depending upon their insulin levels and other makeup bullshit).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801158)



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Date: August 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
Author: richard clock

lol this was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#15801207)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Electric Office

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521141)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:21 PM
Author: Sexy lilac center quadroon

TY dood! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521272)



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Date: November 10th, 2010 11:47 PM
Author: Bonkers Plaza

so what happened???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#16521569)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1031486&forum_id=2.#50226824)