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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM Author: provocative godawful house I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.
Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers: "1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon." |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM Author: carnelian vivacious business firm volcanic crater Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341508) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: Adventurous bonkers faggotry fanboi joe vaj is actually clerking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440180) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: lake ticket booth lolol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588049) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM Author: Anal Skinny Woman This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15719651) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM Author: Fragrant National Security Agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18527715) |
Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: provocative godawful house he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341488) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: at-the-ready thriller kitty colorblind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341650) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM Author: provocative godawful house no man, no. i'll ask him on monday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341657) |
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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: provocative godawful house I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. "Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?" [matter of factly] "Because it's blue." "But isn't that obvious?" "Not if I go colorblind." "Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?" [looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted] |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Wild rehab useless brakes god I hope this isn't flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444810) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM Author: violent school cr these are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564480) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: Pontificating locus philosopher-king Flame. Aspies cut off the tags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341667) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM Author: stirring out-of-control center so you work with dwight schrute? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341499) |
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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: provocative godawful house basically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15341557) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: sickened brethren nice
I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM Author: internet-worthy shimmering ladyboy Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15591308) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM Author: provocative godawful house Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:
"Where do you get your dog groomed at?" "Can you tell I use an electric razor?" "How long do you typically like to shower for?" "Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM Author: Copper Theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444732) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: stimulating federal corn cake Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243084) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444815) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM Author: Claret Dog Poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525863) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM Author: aggressive unholy plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15549269) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM Author: violent school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564491) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: Frozen mental disorder giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM Author: spectacular range 1 fucking 80
I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for. |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM Author: jet school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15573072) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM Author: Pale toilet seat wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587776) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: lake ticket booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588062) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM Author: insecure casino degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18890521) |
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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: plum university please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15440345) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM Author: provocative godawful house Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444703) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM Author: Adventurous bonkers faggotry fanboi Aren't iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444790) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: provocative godawful house I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444814) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM Author: Bright Galvanic Death Wish the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444804) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM Author: provocative godawful house I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444904) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: lake ticket booth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588069) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM Author: razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16125726) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: Cerebral den Where did he graduate from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444753) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM Author: provocative godawful house t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444779) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM Author: 180 organic girlfriend none of this sounds alpha. just sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444811) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Bright Galvanic Death Wish you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444825) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault the kimodo punch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563833) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM Author: violent school man I'm fucking cracking up over here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564503) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office I'm laughing my ass off here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635460) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: Cerebral den Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444829) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station This seems like a poor idea for the OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444863) |
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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM Author: provocative godawful house yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15444886) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM Author: provocative godawful house I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15455398) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM Author: provocative godawful house He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457281) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM Author: stirring out-of-control center i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457293) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM Author: provocative godawful house He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457303) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: stirring out-of-control center 1fucking80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457309) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM Author: provocative godawful house I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level." The request was rejected. |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457350) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM Author: Copper Theatre there's no way someone this great exists (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457357) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM Author: provocative godawful house everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457370) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station He sounds like a novel character, but better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457385) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM Author: violent effete coldplay fan this is a true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601751) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: Multi-colored international law enforcement agency newt Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627372) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM Author: floppy submissive area foreskin i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673731) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM Author: snowy institution 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043690) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM Author: vibrant magenta state this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18195623) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM Author: lake ticket booth hahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588080) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM Author: milky crackhouse idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15639121) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM Author: Splenetic son of senegal omfg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810525) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM Author: the penis (estrada's colleague from the future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457307) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM Author: marvelous gold market cuckoldry This whole thread is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457810) |
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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM Author: boyish twisted rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15457854) |
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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM Author: provocative godawful house He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15487032) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: irradiated coffee pot Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563797) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: provocative godawful house link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563808) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM Author: irradiated coffee pot Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563834) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: irradiated coffee pot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563845) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM Author: provocative godawful house I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507359) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM Author: Shaky territorial meetinghouse faggot firefighter lol
Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?
Does this guy have a girlfriend? |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM Author: provocative godawful house extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507687) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM Author: Khaki talented reading party love of her life flame aspies can't chat up women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507693) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: Shaky territorial meetinghouse faggot firefighter Aren't ipods crazy?
hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: provocative godawful house I want a shirt that says this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507711) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM Author: Shaky territorial meetinghouse faggot firefighter Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507732) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM Author: provocative godawful house I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:
"make crab rangoons" "muy thai kick technique" "do cats have emotions" "what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face" "d b cooper" "homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" "blinking world record" "gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?) "fred durst death" "radioactive banana" (WTF?) "moth people" "mothman conspiracy" "mothman sightings" "mothman friendly" "mothman sexuality" "get around website blocker" "web proxy"
This is only going back to May btw. |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514727) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM Author: violent effete coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601760) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault do cats have emotions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514757) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM Author: aphrodisiac cerise native messiness 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514845) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin EVERYBODY DANCE NOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15518791) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Beady-eyed Free-loading Hall 180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553280) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM Author: jet school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15573133) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM Author: histrionic temple lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649594) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor thanks for my new username and siggy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564018) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor "homemade harpoon gun"
"make a net"
i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG" |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM Author: Frozen mental disorder giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM Author: Vigorous startling queen of the night potus i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572312) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM Author: spectacular range Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572643) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM Author: milky crackhouse idiot TYSVMFT
180^180^180 |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed "mothman friendly" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837388) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM Author: Frum theater stage twinkling uncleanness I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243384) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM Author: provocative godawful house its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507705) |
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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM Author: Arousing Gas Station I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15514748) |
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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM Author: Light Angry Church Building Toaster this thread should be in the museum of awesome art (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15507641) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM Author: provocative godawful house He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525709) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM Author: tripping heaven wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525831) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525857) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM Author: provocative godawful house Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15526723) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM Author: concupiscible house-broken whorehouse cumskin tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525873) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: transparent cracking resort goyim LOL, greatest post ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531774) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM Author: Copper Theatre i'm going to be sad when this thread dies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15554590) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM Author: Frozen mental disorder giraffe lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564512) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: 180 organic girlfriend this is a jaw-dropping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587879) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office never stop posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635490) |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM Author: slimy yapping nursing home This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.
If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.
"do cats have emotions" LOL |
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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM Author: hairraiser ape field you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15525981) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy point I concur. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531709) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM Author: Copper Theatre cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15531772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM Author: provocative godawful house "You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?" "Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?" "No, I'm DOING that tonight." |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM Author: sickened brethren my favorite lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572263) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM Author: sickened brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572271) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM Author: Adventurous bonkers faggotry fanboi holy shit i must use this IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627905) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM Author: Adventurous bonkers faggotry fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635215) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: provocative godawful house Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553214) |
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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: tripping heaven OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15553220) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM Author: plum university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649435) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: provocative godawful house Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563739) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: tripping heaven You're making this up, aren't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563753) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: provocative godawful house I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563774) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM Author: tripping heaven Whatever it is, it's thrilling! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563793) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564487) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: ruby stage holy shit best thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15563772) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM Author: plum university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564043) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor agreed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564055) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM Author: lilac insane lay this thread delivers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564067) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM Author: exciting drab wagecucks 180, flame or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564138) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: Aromatic gay wizard dilemma true 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564469) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM Author: Frozen mental disorder giraffe perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564528) |
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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM Author: bespoke citrine library don't care if it's flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15564584) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM Author: provocative godawful house While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572190) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM Author: chest-beating buff public bath keepsake machete *.* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572213) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin *dies* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572231) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault He definitely posts on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587881) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: tripping heaven I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572245) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM Author: provocative godawful house if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572504) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM Author: plum university he almost *has* to post here no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572520) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM Author: provocative godawful house i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572538) |
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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM Author: High-end home This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15572589) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM Author: provocative godawful house I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.
(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?" (A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING." (At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?" (To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?" (Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?" (I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..." (Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.) (I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.) (Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.) "Think there are any blogs about Houdini?" (Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.) (On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!") (re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it." (re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?" "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life." "My great uncle was a cereal tycoon." "I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me." "I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!" (Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge." (Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.) "No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this." "Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM Author: stirring out-of-control center holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15581867) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM Author: Glittery Nibblets Stag Film RLY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15581998) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM Author: trip vermilion nowag complete 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582794) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM Author: histrionic temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582832) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: sickened brethren i. am. impressed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582971) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM Author: Dull famous landscape painting holy shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15583069) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault "(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"
This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM Author: appetizing pit haunted graveyard agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588050) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office This guy is pimp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635568) |
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM Author: the penis i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15714570) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM Author: ruby stage jesus LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587874) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM Author: tripping heaven You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588072) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: Aqua Fortuitous Meteor Jap "From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."
holy fuck 180 |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office Jesus Lord this was funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635573) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM Author: plum university i want to be this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673748) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed "DO YOU- ..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15904012) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM Author: histrionic temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582714) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM Author: Very tactful exhilarant round eye 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582812) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM Author: autistic boltzmann u are a gentleman and scholar, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582861) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM Author: chest-beating buff public bath keepsake machete this is too good to be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582941) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM Author: sickened brethren this is what scares me the moast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15582977) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM Author: Pale toilet seat wrinkle "I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"
So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread. |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed Absolutely amazing thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15587865) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM Author: Rough-skinned gunner 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588029) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM Author: Vengeful corner psychic I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588060) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault WTF
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM Author: lake ticket booth this is so awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588129) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM Author: appetizing pit haunted graveyard I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter
someone should digg it |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM Author: blathering offensive mad-dog skullcap Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15588178) |
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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM Author: Maniacal Weed Whacker Cuckold http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15590983) |
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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15601453) |
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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM Author: odious saffron cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15614513) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM Author: provocative godawful house A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.
I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault Have you ever asked to meet Robert? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15626391) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM Author: provocative godawful house No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15626414) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM Author: Brass motley roommate your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627333) |
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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Contagious generalized bond Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15627808) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM Author: pearl bateful associate I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635478) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: green trailer park ditch the dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635516) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM Author: Very tactful exhilarant round eye ATD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15635520) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin absolutely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15636999) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM Author: provocative godawful house I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15637247) |
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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM Author: Brass motley roommate jvc kaboom box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15639069) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM Author: soul-stirring address striped hyena credited post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649448) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM Author: blathering offensive mad-dog skullcap What is CP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15644910) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM Author: Amethyst Stage cerebral palsy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15645068) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM Author: Brass motley roommate http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649416) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: plum university i am just in awe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15649477) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM Author: charismatic tank principal's office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15661042) |
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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM Author: autistic boltzmann "Can you tell I use an electric razor?"
I feel like this one might work. |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin *Lightly caresses your face* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673703) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM Author: green trailer park never stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673753) |
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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM Author: amber persian set MOAR ANECDOTES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15673774) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM Author: provocative godawful house His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.
After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.
No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.
I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.
Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"
At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away. |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM Author: up-to-no-good scarlet depressive brunch Pretty much crying, tysm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15695459) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM Author: Ruddy racy incel base truly the thread of the summer. thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15695472) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM Author: Copper Theatre ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15699805) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: Pale toilet seat wrinkle "He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."
This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread. |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault A perfect ending to a perfect summer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15700459) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM Author: Dull famous landscape painting This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847810) |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM Author: Chartreuse Partner hysterical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16996465) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM Author: idiotic coral office headpube I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15700399) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy point I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701791) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM Author: Brass motley roommate 200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701814) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701966) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15701832) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM Author: Flesh place of business hell Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15702426) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM Author: provocative godawful house Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704045) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704244) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704450) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM Author: Comical Domesticated Turdskin Can this get stickied for awhile??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704471) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM Author: dashing piazza pisswyrm i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704618) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: amber persian set Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15704885) |
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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM Author: Metal Poppy Patrolman 180
flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks. |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM Author: Startled Crystalline Internal Respiration Mother which schticks?
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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM Author: Mischievous yarmulke knife ask him how he feels about crustaceans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15714695) |
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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: Anal Skinny Woman The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.
Good times. |
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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM Author: confused infuriating shrine omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18814656) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM Author: Electric zombie-like voyeur masturbator what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15739535) |
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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15810003) |
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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM Author: Lascivious Olive Gaping this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15741161) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM Author: swollen really tough guy amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15768291) |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM Author: Excitant stain senate 180
Best of Show |
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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM Author: razzmatazz space kitty cat best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15768661) |
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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15821300) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837910) |
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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM Author: cream hot marketing idea tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15837950) |
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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM Author: provocative godawful house welcome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15903615) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM Author: provocative godawful house my life is so empty without him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847734) |
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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM Author: Dull famous landscape painting He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15847823) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM Author: provocative godawful house In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.
Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.
With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.
But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)
It read:
Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever. WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-??? WHERE: [radek address] WHERE: BBQ WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets. |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989662) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy point finally, a reason NOT to kill myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989705) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM Author: provocative godawful house Expected more excitement about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989771) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989784) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043674) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM Author: green trailer park cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16044246) |
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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#15989967) |
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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM Author: Haunting Bawdyhouse holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16029188) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM Author: elite wonderful hospital awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043702) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM Author: provocative godawful house 2 more weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16047090) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM Author: provocative godawful house This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16105730) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM Author: insanely creepy pervert I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16105795) |
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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM Author: Sexy Peach Dingle Berry Step-uncle's House You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16108971) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16123613) |
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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM Author: provocative godawful house Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow... |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM Author: gay curious menage legal warrant tyvmft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043662) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM Author: underhanded chestnut filthpig gaming laptop You should write a short story about this dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043762) |
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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM Author: Big box office 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16043922) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM Author: Unhinged diverse blood rage literally makes my day every time i read this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16123823) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM Author: bipolar codepig abode GOAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16124323) |
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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM Author: provocative godawful house oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16148618) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM Author: Mint private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16152366) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM Author: lemon heady mediation "oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."
Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM Author: misunderstood kitchen background story he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283648) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM Author: provocative godawful house [redacted] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16155760) |
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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM Author: Swashbuckling hissy fit juggernaut vat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16155960) |
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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM Author: Titillating ocher french chef mood What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16178386) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM Author: Red Abusive Double Fault weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283774) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM Author: Tantric laughsome chapel I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16280490) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: tan demanding sanctuary halford I am rather concerned as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283559) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM Author: Disrespectful Prole Karate i cannot wait! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16339796) |
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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM Author: Nighttime location friendly grandma TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16283746) |
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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM Author: razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16339708) |
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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM Author: bipolar codepig abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16352395) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM Author: appetizing pit haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16428602) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor bumping the greatest thread of all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16429454) |
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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16429686) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM Author: tan demanding sanctuary halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16715278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM Author: provocative godawful house I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.
The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:
***** Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.
To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.
To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.
To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].
Please don't look for me, [Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq. *****
I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM Author: community account parlour wat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721031) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM Author: provocative godawful house Things did not go well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721078) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM Author: community account parlour I dont even (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721089) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: provocative godawful house I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721109) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: community account parlour please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721119) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM Author: provocative godawful house i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721306) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM Author: Site Mad Cow Disease what have you missed the last few months? were you employed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721315) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM Author: provocative godawful house This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721334) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721121) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM Author: Turquoise Rigor lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721114) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM Author: provocative godawful house EDIT wgwag |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM Author: Site Mad Cow Disease Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721158) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM Author: provocative godawful house EDIT I shouldn't be saying this. |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: Site Mad Cow Disease i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721233) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM Author: Smoky dragon lodge you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16970004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM Author: provocative godawful house [radek] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721236) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM Author: provocative godawful house He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721260) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM Author: Site Mad Cow Disease lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721278) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM Author: hairless cuck 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721365) |
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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM Author: provocative godawful house I regret nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16721375) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM Author: bistre hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16818253) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16818415) |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM Author: crawly rose spot candlestick maker *starts a slow clap*
*all of xoxo slowly joins in*
*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*
*cheers rise from the crowd*
*all go silent, breathing heavily* |
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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio *joins in slow clap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16823257) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16924708) |
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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM Author: black property sweet tailpipe thread of the year for 2010 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16914991) |
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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM Author: overrated station mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16924728) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM Author: Hateful azn sound barrier Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16969423) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM Author: Main people church word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink
this is the first 180 i've given |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM Author: bistre hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#16969372) |
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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM Author: Crusty forum damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems |
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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM Author: tan demanding sanctuary halford I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.
However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.
Did something else happen the second time you went to his house? |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM Author: provocative godawful house Nah, this whole thread was flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17021223) |
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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: Hateful azn sound barrier but of course you'd have to say that now........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17021264) |
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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM Author: tan demanding sanctuary halford No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17031650) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM Author: razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17412777) |
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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM Author: mauve party of the first part still 180
especially list of google search terms |
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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM Author: Turquoise Rigor obviously i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17288939) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM Author: dead national best flame eva (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17438476) |
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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM Author: Violet Sneaky Criminal thank you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17438487) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM Author: provocative godawful house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649033) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM Author: Abnormal lime tattoo This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649289) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM Author: Useless ungodly digit ratio This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649390) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM Author: provocative godawful house he does tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649413) |
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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM Author: histrionic temple in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17649707) |
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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM Author: Nubile Parlor Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17933360) |
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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM Author: autistic boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#17967277) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM Author: Lavender Garrison Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18168515) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM Author: ultramarine stubborn scourge upon the earth personal credit line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18168858) |
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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM Author: opaque orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18169162) |
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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM Author: emerald police squad stead Thx for the bump, I must've missed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18195732) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM Author: provocative godawful house IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?
I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.
Honest opinions? |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM Author: ultramarine stubborn scourge upon the earth personal credit line You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242476) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office I know. What a flamer lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242505) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM Author: provocative godawful house It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242572) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM Author: pearly lettuce yes. please do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242655) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: 180 organic girlfriend "he never left the country at all"
omfg |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM Author: pearly lettuce i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242511) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM Author: ultramarine stubborn scourge upon the earth personal credit line Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242549) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM Author: charismatic tank principal's office A novel length treatment would be great movie bait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242650) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM Author: rebellious crotch go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18242521) |
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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM Author: tripping heaven New thread, but link to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18243690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM Author: sable puppy this may be the greatest thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18527819) |
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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM Author: Cocky went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18684721) |
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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM Author: low-t old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18716038) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM Author: supple trump supporter half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810511) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM Author: sapphire elastic band ceo I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18810647) |
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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM Author: confused infuriating shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18822029) |
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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM Author: self-absorbed deer antler Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#18922169) |
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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM Author: black property sweet tailpipe so good.
so good.
so good. |
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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM Author: Maniacal Weed Whacker Cuckold tears. actual tears. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19081236) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM Author: selfie BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19161049) |
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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM Author: avocado 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19161746) |
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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM Author: Navy water buffalo No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19641996) |
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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM Author: Indecent 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#19688070) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:13 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2.#50226880) |