Date: October 28th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: AZNgirl goin Genghis Khan on Jew Girls in MI
And it's not even 100% merit based, Trump's raciss DOE picks and some WH panel so surely they were trying to pick some retarded Birdshit MAGA but even then they had to pick Indians cause they are simply to excellent
And even I didn't believe this at first but I had AI run the PDF of the announcement with the names and it picked 39 as being Indian names plus there's one Turd with a Indian Christian name so that's 40
Date: October 28th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: AZNgirl goin Genghis Khan on Jew Girls in MI
This is missing some, im seeing if it can find kikes
Approximate breakdown of 154 listed scholars
Tentative surname-origin category Count
East Asian (Chinese/Korean/Japanese) 45
South Asian (Indian/Sri Lankan/Nepali/Bengali/Pakistani etc.) 39
British Isles (English/Scottish/Irish/Welsh) 30
Germanic/Dutch/Nordic 13
Hispanic/Portuguese/Spanish 11
Ambiguous/mixed/uncertain 10
Southeast Asian (Thai/Vietnamese) 3
Eastern European/Slavic/Jewish 2
French/other European 1
Clear Middle Eastern/Arabic/Persian only 0
Total 154
lol actually not many kikes:
Short answer: **very few surnames on this list are distinctly “Jewish-sounding.”** Most are either common German/English names that Jews also use, or ambiguous Eastern/Sephardic possibilities. Surname etymology ≠ identity.
| **Sigalov** | Eric Sigalov (NJ) | Slavicized form related to **Segal/Sigal** (Hebrew levite abbreviation); common Ashkenazi Jewish surname | **Strong** |
| **Frank** | William Reiss Frank (NY) | German/Yiddish surname; very common among Ashkenazi Jews, but also common German/English | **Moderate** |
| **Mann** | Daniel Benedetto Mann (VT) | German/Yiddish; common Jewish surname, also German/English | **Moderate** |
| **Reiss** | William **Reiss** Frank (NY) — middle name, not final surname | German/Yiddish; often Jewish, also German Christian | **Moderate, if counting middle names** |
## Weaker/speculative possibilities
| Surname | Scholar | Note |
|---|---|---|
| **Grassnick** | Anderson A Grassnick (NM) | German/Slavic-looking; not a classic Jewish marker. Possible but speculative. |
| **Ponichter** | Gabriel Ross Ponichter (NY) | Eastern European-looking; could be Jewish, but not clearly identifiable. |
| **Soffra** | Bryson A Soffra (MS) | Could resemble **Soffer/Sofer** (“scribe” in Hebrew), but could also be Italian/Maltese. Very speculative. |
| **Chanes** | Melissa Francesca Chanes (SC) | Possibly Sephardic/Ladino-adjacent, but also Hispanic; speculative. |
| **DaSilva** | Alexandra Danciu DaSilva (MI) | Sephardic Jewish ancestry is possible for some Portuguese surnames, but **DaSilva** is overwhelmingly Portuguese Catholic; not “Jewish-sounding” without context. |
| **Velasco** | Gaby Velasco (American Abroad) | Some Hispanic surnames have Sephardic possibilities, but **Velasco** is common Hispanic and not distinctly Jewish. |
## Bottom line
If you mean **distinctly Jewish/Ashkenazi or Hebrew-derived surnames**, the clearest candidate is **Sigalov**. The best “possible but not definitive” cluster is **Frank, Mann, and Reiss** (with Reiss as a middle name). **Grassnick, Ponichter, Soffra, and Chanes** are speculative at best. Names like **DaSilva** and **Velasco** can have Sephardic Jewish connections historically, but they are not “Jewish-sounding” in ordinary U.S. surname terms.