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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
mint therapy kitchen
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
frisky bistre trailer park gunner
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
Indecent sooty site
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
heady parlour
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
impressive kink-friendly state trust fund
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
impressive kink-friendly state trust fund
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
heady parlour
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
aphrodisiac depressive
  04/09/04
185.
aphrodisiac depressive
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
fishy bateful nursing home
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
fishy bateful nursing home
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
A+
heady parlour
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
house-broken wagecucks theatre
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
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  06/21/05
excellent writing.
big-titted pozpig pocket flask
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
big-titted pozpig pocket flask
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
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  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
impressive kink-friendly state trust fund
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
impressive kink-friendly state trust fund
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
heady parlour
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
Indecent sooty site
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
Indecent sooty site
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Dashing insane rehab
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
heady parlour
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
impressive kink-friendly state trust fund
  04/09/04
...
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  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
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  03/07/07
pfft
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  12/29/06
bumped too soon
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  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  04/09/04
...
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  05/09/04
bump
concupiscible church building
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
vigorous foreskin rigpig
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
mildly autistic friendly grandma useless brakes
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
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  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
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  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
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  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
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  02/23/05
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  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
fishy bateful nursing home
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
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  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
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  02/23/05
Bump
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  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
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  06/03/05
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Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
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I just spread the love myself
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  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
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  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
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  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
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  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
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  10/08/06
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  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
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This is my present situation.
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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: heady parlour

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136241)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: mint therapy kitchen

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136248)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: frisky bistre trailer park gunner

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4439267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Indecent sooty site

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136249)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136253)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: heady parlour

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136260)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136275)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: heady parlour

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136283)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: impressive kink-friendly state trust fund

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136298)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: heady parlour

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136309)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: impressive kink-friendly state trust fund

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136318)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136319)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: heady parlour

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136329)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136352)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: heady parlour

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136359)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136570)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: heady parlour

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136587)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136618)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: heady parlour

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136629)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136717)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: aphrodisiac depressive

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136772)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac depressive

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136655)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#137264)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#137913)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: fishy bateful nursing home

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138820)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138851)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: fishy bateful nursing home

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138865)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138876)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: heady parlour

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#138886)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195428)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: house-broken wagecucks theatre

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195449)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195775)



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Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: cruel-hearted stirring digit ratio nibblets

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3075099)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: big-titted pozpig pocket flask

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287049)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: big-titted pozpig pocket flask

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287050)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136315)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: chartreuse electric senate gay wizard

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136320)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136344)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: heady parlour

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136321)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: impressive kink-friendly state trust fund

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136336)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: impressive kink-friendly state trust fund

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136334)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136356)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: heady parlour

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136258)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: Indecent sooty site

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136270)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: Indecent sooty site

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136281)



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Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Dashing insane rehab

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4439263)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136267)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: heady parlour

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136274)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: impressive kink-friendly state trust fund

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#136279)



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Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3763558)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: disturbing vibrant sanctuary juggernaut

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7720638)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: chestnut alcoholic stag film cuck

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7310224)



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Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: bonkers tattoo macaca

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7310252)



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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#143035)



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Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#417645)



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Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: concupiscible church building

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#287023)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645614)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: mildly autistic friendly grandma useless brakes

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645803)



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Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: lilac cruise ship

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#645765)



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Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: silver french chef point

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#1636548)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: house-broken wagecucks theatre

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195399)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195872)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: house-broken wagecucks theatre

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195919)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: fishy bateful nursing home

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195937)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: house-broken wagecucks theatre

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2195955)



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Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: fishy bateful nursing home

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2196187)



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Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Khaki Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2862767)



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Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: Sickened Razzmatazz Philosopher-king Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8450886)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Nofapping preventive strike

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2922072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal becky

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#2922104)



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Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Seedy temple turdskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3055727)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Razzle pale marketing idea

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3146148)



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Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: vigorous foreskin rigpig

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#3146436)



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Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: disgusting police squad partner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4091948)



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Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: motley umber rigor

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4500486)



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Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Galvanic henna hell trump supporter

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4632464)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: bonkers tattoo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4750286)



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Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: glittery low-t corner jap

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#4750325)



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Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5034469)



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Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: cyan trip goal in life

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5768272)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: Marvelous gas station

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5892878)



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Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: Mahogany Magical Sneaky Criminal Range

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#5892884)



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Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6014942)



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Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: green mentally impaired coffee pot

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6622983)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: disturbing vibrant sanctuary juggernaut

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422958)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: Sickened Razzmatazz Philosopher-king Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748359)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: translucent razzle-dazzle sound barrier station

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748366)



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Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: hyperactive unhinged reading party

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6748378)



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Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Walnut community account people who are hurt

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#6956256)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: bonkers tattoo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7289244)



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Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: hyperactive unhinged reading party

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7289318)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: demanding exciting base boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422289)



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Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: Iridescent Double Fault Locale

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7422331)



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Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7720565)



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Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: bonkers tattoo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#7905145)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Opaque Rambunctious House Queen Of The Night

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8350411)



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Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Curious Indigo Selfie

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#8350430)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: multi-colored swollen indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9312556)



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Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: infuriating irradiated brunch ladyboy

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9312581)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling shitlib

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9666048)



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Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: Charcoal Massive Roommate

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#9665997)



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Date: November 3rd, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2.#50226825)