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Date: May 12th, 2025 10:58 AM Author: turbofag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923706) |
Date: May 12th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: N HH Good morning, turbofag! Did you have a good weekend? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923720) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: turbofag It was intense but overall good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923787) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:33 AM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) would you rather be spaceporn (dysgenic midwit but tall and technically has a family) or arkan (genius but short, brown, and crippling mental illness renders family, friends, and gainful employment impossible)?
assume for the purposes of the hypo that they are your current age and you cannot change their circumstances (e.g. you cannot will yourself into being sane and employable as arkan, you can't get hair transplants as spaceporn). |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: turbofag oh God. lord have mercy.
This is a split decision. I like Arkan more as a person and think he has more redeeming qualities, but I think with his mental illness his life is torture. Spaceporn at least nominally has a normal life and gets to argue Big Federal Cases like the one where the mailman tooted a horn that caused an accident in a Negligent Act of Horseplay.
I'd rather be Arkan if I had any agency to change my circumstances but if I have locked in syndrome maybe spaceporn because he at least has an Asian Wife. |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) your honor we are not asserting that the mailman's toot caused an accident, the mailman's toot *was* the accident and although volitional it was not intentional per se ipso facto quod erat demonstrandum i.e. the sound waves that projected from the tooting apparatus were negligently volitionally set to an extreme intensity and frequency such that it ruptured my clients ear drum henceforth and heretofore referred to as negligent toot damage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923839) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: turbofag *Spaceporn sweating profusely after getting blown out by the judge repeatedly*
"Your Honor, if I may... your Honor... What I have been trying to tell you, is that the mail man is a FEDERAL employee. He works for this thing called, you know, the GOVERNMENT. And we have to hold them accountable. To, you know, a higher standard. This is the government we're talking about. And he engaged in a negligent act of horseplay. I am telling you this. This is all true, okay? FE-DE-RAL" |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) it's funny to imagine spaceporn pronouncing it "FEE-DEE-RALL" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923856) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:37 AM Author: N HH Technically has a family tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923818) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: Long Red Poon Tie Covering Your Wang at what age should you give up and be honest with yourself about paying for sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923857) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: turbofag just depends on your situation. if you want to be a whoremonger and everything that comes with it. you don't care if people judge you, you're not worried about law enforcement or something. idk. whatever floats your boat. I personally wouldn't recommend it because I think it's not good for you or the girl or society. I don't like hookers and I'm not into them so I don't think about this. I like sex with women for feelings. So I don't know at what age you should get into pay to play. It's not for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923907) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) would you rather be 5'4 or 7'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923866) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: turbofag 7'4" I can't imagine being short it seems like the worst curse imaginable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923911) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) i would much rather be kevin hart than andre the giant. 5'4 dudes are usually well-proportioned and can get girls whereas 7'4 you're andre the giant and a terrifying ogre to most women. that's on top of the inconvenience of doing anything and shaving like 30 years off your life expectancy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923931) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: turbofag well I'm glad you're so dialed in on this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923933) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) i used science to create this handy chart
https://i.imgur.com/LmfPQyx.png |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Trust If Aryan scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923958) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: turbofag Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923962) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: turbofag I have a cousin who is approximately 5'5"-5'6".
He has a fat black girlfriend of many years. I think they're engaged. She is a massive libtard. So is he. To be fair she is really nice and has a good personality aside from sperging about woke topics. Did he make out okay given the circumstances? |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:33 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) i think so. having any woman as a 5'5mo is a win. a "really nice and good personality" woman in 2025 is a unicorn. being a large sheboon is pretty grim but she probably makes him 180 fried chicken and grits and gives enthusiastic blowjobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923984) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: turbofag She has really big boobs. Probably worth something. For a fat black chick she's probably 90 percentile. You could do a lot worse.
She also really likes to do dishes and household chores. At dinner she is always the first to run around and pick up everyone's plates. It's awkward because there's a bunch of lazy white people sitting around the table and the black lady is rushing around to clear it and do dishes so we all get up to help her to avoid our own white guilt. But she's always like nah, it's okay, sit there and chill. She likes being a maid for whites for some reason. But we never ask her to do this. She's just really motivated. |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) CGWBT aunt jemima is probably better QOL then a cunty hot chick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924043) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: turbofag Yeah I like her. The only thing that annoys me is she is a diehard shitlib and we get into arguments. She believes in all the worst aspects of liberalism. Like she basically wants 100% taxes and centralized planning. She a Commie to the hilt lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924088) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: business dad (gunneratttt) non-issue since he's a libtard too though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924106) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: turbofag Ya he's annoying lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924290) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Trust If Aryan beefiest hog you ever swallowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923956) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: turbofag Anything jcm would throw down on the grill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923966) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: lfo turbofap tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48923968) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr on a scale from 1 to 10, rate your pessimism pre and post xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924047) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:02 PM Author: turbofag XO changed me from a bluepill normie to a MAGA nutjob. Pessimism? I don't think about it. Worrying is a waste of time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924093) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:21 PM Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr i meant more cynicism. how long did the process take? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924159) |
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Date: May 12th, 2025 1:51 PM Author: turbofag I'm not cynical. I'm skeptical. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724038&forum_id=2Elisa#48924288) |