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Goliath (tortoise) [shellevator]

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Fiercely-loyal carmine genital piercing voyeur
  06/17/25
I don't understand
Lake yarmulke institution
  06/17/25
Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.
Fiercely-loyal carmine genital piercing voyeur
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Hot Dragon
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curious organic girlfriend
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aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  06/17/25
Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators&rdquo...
Startled brethren school
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Hot Dragon
  06/18/25
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sticky cracking gaping
  06/21/25
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milky tripping doctorate factory reset button
  06/17/25
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aphrodisiac people who are hurt
  06/21/25
Goliath.
sticky cracking gaping
  06/21/25
Yes?
Lake yarmulke institution
  06/21/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carmine genital piercing voyeur



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Lake yarmulke institution

I don't understand

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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal carmine genital piercing voyeur

Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.

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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Hot Dragon



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: curious organic girlfriend



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac people who are hurt



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Startled brethren school

Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta, from the point of view of a turtle. I kept the vibe and mood a bit mysterious and slow, like a turtle’s pace, with a touch of humor:

“Shell-vators”

(Parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta)

(Verse 1)

I move so slow, through the muddy flow,

Shell on my back like a mobile home,

No rush in life, take it step by step,

While the world around me’s a frantic prep.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Verse 2)

Shell polished smooth by the river’s song,

Patience taught me to stay strong,

Time is my friend, not a race to win,

I’m steady, grounded deep within.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Bridge)

No need for haste, no need to run,

I’ll see the stars when day is done,

Shell-vators hum a lullaby,

While I dream beneath the sky.

(Outro)

Shell on my back, slow but sure,

In this world, I endure,

Shell-vators rise and fall,

But I’m steady through it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2Elisa#49023443)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Hot Dragon



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: sticky cracking gaping



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: milky tripping doctorate factory reset button



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac people who are hurt



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: sticky cracking gaping

Goliath.

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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Lake yarmulke institution

Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739077&forum_id=2Elisa#49037983)