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Celebs under 6`00`` seemingly don't get laid

https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1levgni/celebs_u...
salmon roommate
  06/18/25
180 poast
lemon meetinghouse foreskin
  06/18/25
How do you come up with this shit. I can’t even imagin...
Unholy Irradiated Philosopher-king Chapel
  06/18/25
Im a genius imo
salmon roommate
  06/18/25
You are
razzmatazz corner
  06/18/25
Always a pleasure, number 12.
salmon roommate
  06/18/25
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Know-it-all talking crackhouse hissy fit
  06/18/25
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Spectacular gold lettuce travel guidebook
  06/19/25
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cruel-hearted insane principal's office
  06/19/25
g_yi • 23m ago You're objectively wrong about any of...
Unholy Irradiated Philosopher-king Chapel
  06/18/25
Casey Affleck is also basically a virgin.
salmon roommate
  06/18/25
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salmon roommate
  06/19/25
178 Should have used Gerard Butler for Affleck.
milky potus theater stage
  06/18/25
Affleck works bc there is a Short guy who’s The Same a...
salmon roommate
  06/18/25
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Flatulent den
  06/18/25
Brad Pitt and George Clooney were 5'11" and did just fi...
Shivering Friendly Grandma
  06/19/25
Stop naming boomers. Do Gen X and later.
salmon roommate
  06/19/25
Justin Bieber and Timothy Chalamet
Shivering Friendly Grandma
  06/19/25
-raped by niggers -jewish, lavender relationship with mul...
razzmatazz corner
  06/19/25
well, u were pretty good looking but short, and still got GJ...
Shivering Friendly Grandma
  06/19/25
you're a mentally retarded kike
razzmatazz corner
  06/19/25
If only he knew how much he sucked
salmon roommate
  06/19/25
so u and boner police are now a couple, got it
Shivering Friendly Grandma
  06/19/25
Go back to flanders
salmon roommate
  06/19/25
would be happy to show u around Bruges https://www.youtube....
Shivering Friendly Grandma
  06/19/25


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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: salmon roommate

https://www.reddit.com/r/shortguys/comments/1levgni/celebs_under_600_seemingly_dont_get_laid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49029813)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: lemon meetinghouse foreskin

180 poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49029900)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Unholy Irradiated Philosopher-king Chapel

How do you come up with this shit. I can’t even imagine the AI prompts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49029941)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: salmon roommate

Im a genius imo

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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz corner

You are

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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: salmon roommate

Always a pleasure, number 12.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49030025)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Know-it-all talking crackhouse hissy fit



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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:53 AM
Author: Spectacular gold lettuce travel guidebook



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: cruel-hearted insane principal's office



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Unholy Irradiated Philosopher-king Chapel

g_yi

23m ago

You're objectively wrong about any of these guys not getting ass, they're all famous and so will have near limitless options compared to average dudes. Very entertaining read regardless

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They are getting way less ass ceteris paribus. Damon is the Same Guy as Affleck, just Shorter and doesn't get laid.

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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: salmon roommate

Casey Affleck is also basically a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49030029)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: salmon roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031218)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: milky potus theater stage

178

Should have used Gerard Butler for Affleck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49030042)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: salmon roommate

Affleck works bc there is a Short guy who’s The Same as him. Damon. And Casey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49030048)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Flatulent den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49030049)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:20 AM
Author: Shivering Friendly Grandma

Brad Pitt and George Clooney were 5'11" and did just fine, the face matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031246)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: salmon roommate

Stop naming boomers. Do Gen X and later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031252)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: Shivering Friendly Grandma

Justin Bieber and Timothy Chalamet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031256)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz corner

-raped by niggers

-jewish, lavender relationship with mulattoized armenoid

any others?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031258)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Shivering Friendly Grandma

well, u were pretty good looking but short, and still got GJR, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031259)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: razzmatazz corner

you're a mentally retarded kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031260)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: salmon roommate

If only he knew how much he sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031269)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Shivering Friendly Grandma

so u and boner police are now a couple, got it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031352)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: salmon roommate

Go back to flanders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031377)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Shivering Friendly Grandma

would be happy to show u around Bruges

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_9mLu1kMA8



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5740078&forum_id=2Elisa#49031467)